国内的大学毕业典礼演讲真是越来越有料,又一篇刷爆了朋友圈!

第一篇：国内的大学毕业典礼演讲真是越来越有料,又一篇刷爆了朋友圈!

国内的大学毕业典礼演讲真是越来越有料，又一篇刷爆了朋友圈！

本文是中国科学院研究生院吕本富教授在中国科学院大学管理学院2015届MBA毕业典礼的演讲。以下是演讲全文：

我想说的第一句话，就是感谢学院的安排，在这种场合致辞不仅是非同一般的荣誉，能和各位分享这美妙时光也是一种很好的体验。但是，我构思发言稿的时候，体验并不好，感觉到致辞并不是一个好差事。

第一，致辞催人老，突然认识到，可以和别人分享人生经验了，也就进入德高望重之辈了，也就是说，我的黄金时代即将过去了。

第二，致辞是个坑，现在的网络上毕业致辞已经变成大赛，搞不好，有可能被耻笑。已经存在励志版、哲理版、心灵鸡汤版等，这些致辞柔软、甜蜜、可口，当然还有汪院长刚才的志存高远版，很难被超越。因此，我就不和他们比拼了，而是按照管理学的风格，认真地把人生经验总结为模型、要素、案例、策略等，来一个未必合你们口味的现实辛辣版。

人生应该是一个时间序列模型：三分之一的学业、三分之一的事业、三分之一的生活。这个模型中充满各种不均衡，当你进行学业时，需要各种选择，经验不足；当你进行事业时，需要努力奋斗，资源不足；当你有条件享受生活时，身体又透支了，所以求解这个人生模型，就是把这三段的不均衡变成均衡的学术问题。

参加今天的毕业典礼，意味着人生模型的结构转变，从学业向事业的转移。毕业后的10年，无论是创业、做学问、去机关，都是最艰难的爬坡，基本上没有喘息机会。你面临着处理各种不确定性的问题，但是最重要的判断就是优化还是博弈。所谓优化，就是你本人没有主动权，只是被动地适应环境，只能优化成功的路径。根据我的经验，优化问题的最优解就是：碰到一个好领导，就踏踏实实地干活；碰到一个不好的领导，你就认认真真地继续学习。如果在一个对局中，你掌握了至少30%以上的筹码，有了自己的主动权，可以参与对局了，这就是博弈问题。参与博弈，既需要实力，也需要策略。

一、只有潜能发挥到极限，才有可能成功

假如成功意味着抢夺稀缺资源，获得稀缺资源需要经过激烈的竞争，这就是一个丛林法则决定的环境。或早或晚，人生只有经历过一两场精心动魄的激烈竞争，才能让你的潜能发展到极限，才有可能看到更高层次的风景，没有人能够轻松地获得成功。轻松获得的成功，层次肯定高不了。这样的环境一般是零和博弈，一件事情想清楚了70%就要去做，并投入100%的努力！

有一个曾国藩的故事。曾国藩与七八位官僚闲谈，问在座的各位，当今之世，谁是英雄？有一个人说，左宗棠是英雄。曾国藩问他根据什么？他说，左宗棠威猛，人不敢欺。曾国藩又问还有谁是英雄？又有一个人回答说，李鸿章是英雄。李鸿章精敏，人不能欺。曾国藩同意，又问，还有吗？一人笑着说，那就是曾公您啦。曾国藩问根据，但在座的所有人都不能回答。恰巧，一名管抄写的小幕僚来换热茶，说道：曾公仁义，人不忍欺。

不敢欺、不能欺、不忍欺反映了博弈高手的三个境界。其实曾国藩的天分并不高，但是在博弈的关键时刻，他的努力和坚守，把潜能激发到极致，成就了曾的万世英名。

二、不要赢得了战役，输掉了战争

经过一场大战固然重要，但人生是一场漫长的马拉松，不能以一时的成功与失败论英雄的，这是一个多次博弈或重复博弈的过程。在多次博弈的情况下，不能赢得了战役，输掉了战争。当年的楚汉相争中，项羽赢得了很多次战役胜利，但是刘邦赢得了最后的战争。1984密歇根大学的政治科学家阿克谢罗德，以囚徒困境为基本博弈单元，选择了150种策略，使用计算机模拟数百次博弈，被称为

阿克谢罗德竞赛。最终获胜的策略有如下特征： 1）善良的： 策略为首先合作，不会首先选择背叛。

2）可激怒的：当发现对方不合作，它能识别并采取不合作来报复对方，不会让背叛者逍遥法外。

3）宽容的：不会长时间怀恨在心，如果对方改过自新，可以恢复合作。

4）清晰的：即能让对方在三、五步对局内辨识出来自己特征，不玩深沉。很快就让对手很快发现了规律，从而不得不采取合作的态度。

5）不嫉妒：不耍小聪明，不占对方便宜，不在任何双边关系中争强好胜。

这个在重复博弈中制胜的策略被称为针锋相对，在每一次博弈中，得分都是中等，但是相加的总分是最高的，赢得了最后的胜利。

三、学业结束了，学习并没有结束

博弈的技巧从哪里来？从学习中来。前一段在地铁中看到一个广告学习是一种信仰，深以为然。我能告诫各位的是：学业结束了，学习并没有结束。学习可以擦拭自己的心灵，可以荡去污染的尘埃。如果你忘记了学习，你的心灵很有可能已经饥渴，但是感觉不到饥渴的程度，时间已久，肯定会出问题。有个非正式的统计，现在的很多老虎都是不爱学习的人。

在毕业以后，很多人抱怨，生活太辛苦，能够应付眼前的工作就不错了，哪来的时间学习看书。可不是嘛，到了工作单位，那可真是前有强敌，后有追兵，有的工作已经到了deadline了还没出手，新的工作又排山倒海般压了过来。不但今天的人这样，古人也有这种烦恼。明朝的心学大师王阳明有这样一位下属，有一天这位下属这样问王大师：先生，你讲的学问真好，但是我平常有很多的文件、案件需要处理，哪有时间学啊？王大师听了反问这位下属兼弟子：我什么时候让你不处理公文、案件，而去空空地做学问了？

王大师开导这位不开化的属官，你既然有案件要处理，那你就从案件、官司上学习好了：你在审理案件时，不能因为对方的无礼而恼怒；不能因为对方措辞婉转周密而高兴；不能厌恶对方的委托说情而心存整治；不能因为对方的哀求而屈意宽容；不能因为自己的事务繁忙而随意草率结案；不能因为别人的抵毁诽谤而随别人的意愿去处理。以上讲的情况都是私心杂念，只有你自己知道，必须仔细反省体察克治，惟恐心中有丝毫偏离而错判了是非，这就是学习，这就是做学问。处理文件与审理案件，无不是实实在在的学问。如果抛开了具体事物去做学问，反而会不着边际。平常工作繁忙，恰恰给你学习提供了极好的机会。

当然除了结合本职工作的学习以外，现在社会是一个知识爆炸的社会，新观点、新知识、新的学习工具层出不穷，我有两点体会：对于新知识，你可以不超前，但一定不掉队，比如，现在就需要知道什么是产业互联网，什么是工业4.0；对于新工具，一定要超前使用，但不做狂热粉丝。狂热容易玩物丧志。

四、良知是确定人生成功与否的系数

如果说博弈和学习是人生成功的两个要素，在这个两个要素前面还有一个系数，那就是良知。良知是倍数，可以把你的成功快速放大，也可以快速地缩小。曾国藩达到了博弈的最高境界，对手不忍欺，背后是什么？背后是人心聚合，是对手心理上折服，当然是良知在起作用。王阳明大师一贯学术立场就是格物致知，致知是致良知，在工作实践中不是学习书本知识，而是发现自己的良知、不断确认自己的良知、实践自己的良知。实现这一切的途径就是格物，这也就是大学所说的致知在格物。按照现在的技术条件，格物就是收集大数据，凝练信息。所谓良知，就是生来自由的心灵的澄明，就是孟子所讲的恻隐之心、羞恶之心、恭敬之心、是非之心。这个良知，从具体可感的层面说，体现为人之所以为人的道德、良心。

如果没有良知，心灵被灰尘蒙蔽：人的占有欲、执着心，过分的物质需求、功利之心，世俗的偏见、社会的陋俗等等，都会毁掉你的一生。致良知，与自己的心灵对话，用良知之光、心灵之光照耀自己的日常生活、一言一行，不以物喜、不以己悲，不戚戚于贫贱、不汲汲于富贵，内心世界不为宠辱得失而左右，变成一个内心强大的人。总之，在人生的时间序列模型中的有三种要素，或者说，有三种力量推动我们前行，：博弈、学习、良知。博弈和学习是成功的技巧，而良知是工程方向盘和放大器。最后，希望你们一直像今天，脸上一直洋溢着灿烂幸福的笑容！

第二篇：昨天杭州的晚霞太惊世骇俗了!朋友圈都被刷爆了

昨天杭州的晚霞太惊世骇俗了！朋友圈都被刷爆了

昨天杭州的晚霞太惊世骇俗了！朋友圈都被刷爆了杭州网2016-06-19 09:04昨晚的落日和晚霞惊艳了整个杭州，天辣么蓝，云辣么白，晚霞辣么美，那么美，美，美，美......昨天傍晚，落日后的杭州上空惊现形状各异的火烧云，在钱塘江水的倒影下更显壮美，引得无数游客驻足观景拍照，留住夕阳红的精彩瞬间。（来源 ：青年时报）朋友圈也瞬间变成了杭州晚霞的摄影大赛。废话不多说，直接上图……跟随镜头欣赏一下～（LC 摄）清澈明丽的天空，才应该是这个季节的标配。（简洁儿 摄）（杨小树 摄）葡萄紫色的火烧云，梦幻般地出现在杭城上空，仿佛走进了宫崎骏的动画里。（吃土boy 摄）开阔的钱塘江上，夕阳躲在晚霞身后，慢慢收拢它泄出的万丈光芒。（弱水花开 摄）好像是被打翻的颜料，又好像是艺术家笔下的油画，看这淡雅的玫瑰色，已是美不胜收。（Dr.Morrise 摄）上苍给我们送来美景！红了满天，醉了一江…（光歌 摄）水风清，晚霞明。啧啧，摄影大赛竞争激烈！张张都是大片！（岗岗 摄）有一种美，叫粉粉的...（酒酿大狮子 摄）怎么样？有木有电影海报的赶脚？变幻的美，每一刻都那么令人惊叹!亲，你的滤镜咋特别有层次感涅？（Dr.Morrise 摄）搭配这新城的灯光秀，宝宝只想说：不生活在这城市，你一定会错过很多生活的美好！那么，问题来了！这是火烧云吗？城报君问度娘，答：太阳刚刚出来的时候，或者傍晚太阳快要落山的时候，天边的云彩常常是通红的一片，像火烧的一样，叫做火烧云，又叫朝霞和晚霞。城报君又请教气象专家，答：这个云的分类应该是积云，按照颜色又可分为淡积云和浓积云，昨天的云是淡积云。积云主要在白天形成，因为在阳光照射下地面会迅速增温，使空气变热，热对流导致积云产生。积云通常在湿润地区和热带地区出现，但有时也会在干燥地区出现。除非积云变成积雨云，否则一般不会出现降雨。古语有云：“朝霞不出门，晚霞行千里”，因为朝霞多是积云造成的，极容易发展为积雨云；而晚霞多是淡积云造成的，淡积云不会造成降水，而且一般预示着一定范围内未来几天将持续晴好。昨天的晚霞虽美，可也预示着真正的高温大戏即将上演。杭州市气象台说：下周二（6月21日）就是夏至了，在此后的一段时间里，气温会节节攀升，所以有“夏至不过不热”的说法。随着副热带高压的北抬，21日起，杭州将出现晴热高温天气，气温直逼35度，甚至超过35度！中央气象台说：下周开始，南方将迎来今年以来最大范围、同时也是持续时间最长的高温天气。部分地区高温日数或达到10天以上。而且，由于湿度较大，体感温度将直奔40℃以上，甚至超过45℃。以22日为例，省会级城市上海、杭州、长沙、南昌、福州、广州最高气温将达35℃以上，体感温度也能达到45℃左右！展开全部

第三篇：2017年艾美奖开场段子刷爆了国外朋友圈你看了吗？(附视频

2017年艾美奖开场段子刷爆了国外朋友圈，你看了吗？（附

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又到了一年一度的艾美奖时间！今年的艾美奖，于美国时间9月17日晚8点举办，由深夜脱口秀主持人、政治讽刺家史蒂芬·科拜尔（Stephen Colbert）主持。让外界都预期他的开场段子将会出现许多讽刺川普的内容，不过大家没想到的是柯贝尔居然出奇招找到惹怒川普的秘密武器，请来前白宫发言人史派塞现身典礼，史派塞也在典礼上重炒前老板川普就职典礼人数争议的梗，讽刺意味十足。

艾美奖（Emmy Awards）是美国电视界的最高奖项，地位和电影界的奥斯卡奖、音乐界的格莱美媲美。接下来一起先欣赏一下扣叔如何幽默地吐槽川皇才是2017年艾美奖最佳得主。

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The Emmys kicked off with a song-and-dance number by host Stephen Colbert who quickly turned the 2017 Emmy Awards into a roast of, well, President Donald Trump.The politically-infused monologue was right in Colbert’s sweet spot, and even featured a surprise cameo from Sean Spicer, who was introduced by the host as “Melissa McCarthy.”

Stephen Colbert’s 10 best jokes from his Emmys monologue… 1.Can you feel it? This room is crackling with the collective energy of people who, for the past 48 hours, have consumed nothing but distilled water and Crest Whitestrips.2.If you do win, don’t forget to thank everyone who helped you get up here — namely, “Game of Thrones” for not being eligible.3.Personally, I have to take a moment here to thank CBS chairman Leslie Moonves.I literally have to thank him.It’s in my contract.4.These days, everybody loves streaming video — just ask Ted Cruz.But knock first.You don’t just want to walk in.5.Millie Bobby Brown is here tonight.She’s amazing in that show, proving once and for all that there are roles for women in Hollywood over 12.6.I’m sure HBO will take home a lot of Emmys tonight, which they’ll have to melt down to pay for next year’s hacker ransom.Too soon?

7.This has been a great year for diversity in television… there are so many talented African-American nominees — Jeffrey Wright, Viola Davis, Samira Wiley, Uzo Aduba, Anthony Anderson from ABC’s “Black-ish,” and of course, Bill Maher.I assumed he’s black since he’s so comfortable using the N-word.8.Oprah is in the front row right now.Oprah was snubbed this year.What is wrong with you people? What in the immortal life of Henrietta Lacks is wrong with you people? I’m so sorry, Oprah — I was really hoping this would be your breakout year.9.We all know that the Emmys mean a lot to Donald Trump because he was nominated multiple times for “Celebrity Apprentice,” but he never won.Why didn’t you give him an Emmy? I’ll tell you this — if he had won an Emmy, I bet he wouldn’t have run for president.So this is all your fault.I thought you people love morally compromised antiheroes.You like Walter White — he’s just Walter much whiter.10.Unlike the presidency, Emmys go to the winner of the popular vote.Stephen Colbert's Opening Monologue Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the 69th Emmy Awards.I’m your host Stephen Colbert.This is exciting, can you feel, this is TV's highest honors.Us celebrating us.Tonight, we binge ourselves, can you feel it? This room is crackling with the qualitative energy of people who for the last 48 hours have consumed nothing but distilled water and Crest White Strips.All the nominees look so beautiful this evening, so happy, so hopeful.Just a reminder if you do win, don’t forget to thank everyone who helped you get up here, mainly Game of Thrones for not being eligible this year.Now, personally I have to take a moment to thank CBS chairman Leslie Moonves — I literally have to thank him.It’s in my contract.Unfortunately, Les could not be tonight to receive my gratitude, so I accepted on his behalf.We did it.But while we are thanking people, nobody deserves more thanks right now than our first responders.They have been working tirelessly following the disasters in Texas and Florida.And we have to thank also the friends who showed up with the food.The neighbors with boats, the nuns with chainsaws, the complete strangers who stepped up to help rebuild.If you haven’t donated to the hurricane relief yet, you still can by going to handinhand2017.com and giving generously.I believe Billy Eichner is still standing by to take your call.How’s it going Billy?

Billy Eichner: “Stephen I’m on the phone!Please don’t embarrass me in front of Louie Anderson.Oh, they just hung up.' I apologize to all of you.Well, what a year it has been for television.The industry is booming, there are over 450 original scripted shows made this year.Of course, there’s no way anyone could possibly watch that much TV, other than the president, who seems to have a lot of time for that sort of thing.Hello sir, thank you for joining us!Looking forward to the tweets.And there have never been more platforms to get your TV than right now.You have broadcast, you have cable, you have Amazon, you have YouTube, Hulu, voodoo, Netflix, Vitamix, Vimeo, you have Twitch, you have Crackle, you have Crunchle, Bumble, Twerk-gorp, Flurp, Uber-eyeball, and DintyMooreStew.com.Oh yes, it’s going to be in the trades tomorrow.Dinty Moore has a 10-episode deal with Martin Scorsese.Rumor is, Liev Schreiber is playing a brooding chunk of meat.Yes, just like that, but with carrots and potatoes around him.Of course, these days everyone loves streaming video, just ask Ted Cruz.But knock first — you want to just walk in? Netflix alone raked in 92 Emmy nominations this year.Why not? And may I remind you, five years ago their hottest show was a scratched DVD of Finding Nemo.Now we’ve got amazing shows like Stranger Things.Millie Bobby Brown is here tonight.She’s amazing in that show, proving once and for all that there are roles in Hollywood for women over 12.Of course, premium cable still has a ton of great shows.I’m sure HBO will take home a lot of Emmys tonight, which they’ll have to melt down to pay for next year’s hacker ransom.Too soon?

Broadcast TV also had its triumphs this year, remember broadcast? The TV O.G.? Where it started? Broadcast TV is breaking new ground.In fact, this season, CBS will have twice as many Sheldons as any other network in history.All the broadcast networks have put out great shows the past year, like This Is Us, incredible.But seriously, Milo, you’re going to die this season, right? Just give us a hint.Do you slip in a bathtub? Bad clams? Are you mauled by a circus lion in a convenience store? What happens? I’m just saying, your fans want to see you dead.It’s a compliment.And this has been a great year for diversity in television.In fact, for the third year in a row, this is the most diverse group of nominees in Emmy history.That’s impressive, I did not know you could applaud while patting yourself on the back at the same time.Well done, lovely job.And there’s so many talented African-American nominees.Jeffrey Wright, Viola Davis, Samira Wiley, Uzo Aduba, Anthony Anderson from ABC’s Black-ish, and of course Bill Maher.I assume he’s black since he’s so comfortable using the N-word.I don’t know.Goodnight!That’s my time everybody.There’s so many stars here tonight.Oprah, Oprah’s in the front row right now.Yeah, Oprah was snubbed this year, what is wrong with you people? What in the Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks is wrong with you people? I’m so sorry, Oprah, I was really hoping this would be your breakout year.Hopefully next year you’ll have a better seat.I’m sorry.But if we’re honest with ourselves as artists — and we have to be honest with ourselves — we know that the biggest TV star of the last year is Donald Trump.No, we may not like it, but he’s the biggest star.And you know, Alec Baldwin, obviously.You guys are neck and neck.And Alec, you’re up against a lot of neck.However you feel about the president, and you do feel about the president, you can’t deny that every show was influenced by Donald Trump in some way.All the late-night shows obviously, House of Cards, the new season of American Horror Story, and of course, next year’s Latin Grammys, hosted by Sheriff Joe Arpaio.Muy caliente.And we all know the Emmys mean a lot to Donald Trump, because he was nominated multiple times for Celebrity Apprentice, but he never won.Why didn’t you give him an Emmy? I tell you this, if he had won an Emmy, I bet he wouldn’t have run for president.So in a way, this is all your fault.I thought you people loved morally compromised antiheroes.You liked Walter White, he’s just Walter Much-Whiter.And he never forgave you, and he never will.The president has complained repeatedly that the Emmys are rigged.He even went after the host a few years back, tweeting, “That Seth Meyers is hosting the Emmy Awards is a total joke.He is very awkward with almost no talent.Marbles in his mouth!' Wow, marbles in his mouth, that’s harsh.That’s quite an accusation, do you have a response Seth?(Marbles fall out of Meyers' mouth).And even during the campaign, he wouldn’t let it go.This actually happened, this exchange actually happened in the debates.(Video showing Clinton mentioning Trump's Emmy loss in debate).But he didn’t.Because unlike the presidency, Emmys go to the winner of the popular vote.Where do I find the courage to tell that joke in this room? Of course, what really matters to Donald Trump is ratings.He’s got to have the big numbers, and I certainly hope we achieve that tonight.Unfortunately, at this point, we have no way of knowing how big our audience is.I mean, is there anyone who could say how big the audience is? Sean, do you know?(Sean Spicer comes out on podium).Sean Spicer: “This will be the largest audience to witness an Emmys, period.Both in person, and around the world.”

Wow, that really soothes my fragile ego.I can understand why you’d want one of these guys around.Melissa McCarthy everyone, give it up!Beautiful.