第一篇:电影怪物大学观后感
怪物大学的惊吓学院里,有一群长得怪,又有点吓人的小怪物。它们为了学习惊吓技巧来到这里。
怪物大学的其他学员也挺搞笑的,比如说橙黄色可爱的小蜗牛,它十分尽力地向前跑,嘴里还嘟嚷着,“今天是开学第一天,一定不能迟到!”但看它移动的速度,我看它今天肯定是要迟到的了!
电影的主角大眼仔麦克从小就梦想在怪物公司工作,于是它选择了就读惊吓学院。由于它长得并不吓人,遭到一些同学的排挤和嘲笑,但它并没有放弃,而是更加努力地学习书本上的惊吓知识,于是课堂上老师的问题它都能回答,开始变得小有名气。校长看到它的长相并不吓人,吼声也不是很大,就不想让它继续呆在惊吓学院,它和校长打赌如果今年的惊吓杯比赛它能获胜,就可以继续留在惊吓学院。
大眼仔麦克组建了OK队,在它的队员还差一人的时候,毛怪苏利文毅然加入了它的OK队,大家都认为它们根本不适合惊吓,都瞧不起它们。它们还被精吓队讽刺、嘲弄。但是麦克并不怕它们。
比赛开始了,第一轮是在黑暗中通过布满毒海胆的通道里进行的。由于麦克和毛怪只顾自己跑到终点,没有考虑其他队员,输掉了比赛,幸亏老天开眼,另外一队由于作弊被淘汰掉了,它们晋级下一轮比赛,在接下来的比赛中,它们团结协作,做了很多赛前准备,一直打到最后一关,和精吓队对决冠军。它们赢了。
当麦克检查惊吓设备时,发现主持人所说的最高难度被调成了最低难度时,它开始怀疑毛怪在惊吓设备上动了手脚,开始怀疑自己的能力了。
它为了证实自己,跑进了实验室里,打开了一扇实验门,准备去惊吓里面的孩子。它进去后,正准备惊吓一个小女孩,结果小女孩并没有尖叫,反而叫醒了其他同伴,麦克这下才明白,孩子们根本不怕它。毛怪苏利文意识到自己的朋友麦克将面临危险,于是冲破警戒线闯了进去。人们以为它是一只熊,对它穷准不舍,在关键时刻还是麦克用树枝把它拉上了山坡。麦克带领他回到了进来时的宿舍。别看毛怪苏利文外表很凶猛,它向麦克诉说其实它内心很弱小。当人们快追到它们,它们也无法逃出去时,弱小内心强悍的麦克提出要运用学到的惊吓技术惊吓成人,行动迅速的它们制造出种种假象,导致成人心理上的恐惧,苏利文趁热打铁,吓了成人们一大跳,获得了成人的尖叫声,在实验门外的校长从未听到过也从未见到过有怪物能获得成人的尖叫声。虽然它们俩创造了前无古人的奇迹,但是由于它们违反了规矩,必须离开怪我大学。它们离开后进入了怪物公司,从收发室开始,最终如愿以偿的成为了怪物公司的职员。
毛怪苏利文的配合精神,大眼仔的锲而不舍,OK队的团结友爱、、、、、、都十分值得我们学习。梦想就是用来实现的,不管条件如何,不管用什么方法,梦想都会实现的。只要我们有梦想。“万事皆有开头”。我们现在或许就在实现梦想的起不点,用上百分之一的灵感和百分之九十九的汗水,说不定下一秒钟,我们将是世界的赢家。
加油!坚持我们的梦想吧!
第二篇:怪物电力公司观后感
怪物电力公司观后感
欢快的剧情让观众充满乐趣,温情的童话式结局使得观众的童心得以满溢。
——题记
在与人类世界并存的怪物世界里,维持电力供应的能源——小孩子受到惊吓时发出高分贝的尖叫变得短缺。喜欢和毛怪苏立文、大眼怪迈克作对的鲍格斯在一次偷偷加班时不小心把小女孩阿布带入怪物的世界。虽然小孩子都是害怕怪物的,但是在怪物的世界,人类更为恐怖。为了不让怪物世界发生恐慌,苏立文和迈克尽力把小女孩送回她的世界。精力无比充沛的阿布把怪物世界折腾了个天翻地覆,期间苏立文与迈克发现阿布其实是无害的,并与之产生了深厚的友谊。在他们即将把阿布送回家的时候发现了潜藏在公司内的阴谋,经过一番大战之后,苏立文和迈克胜利了,并成功的把阿布送回了家。把阿布送回家后,苏利文倒有些怀念给他们惹事的阿布了。这时候怪物电力公司濒临倒闭,毛怪苏利文和大眼仔迈克发现了一种新能源——孩子的笑,它的能源是原来的能源的十倍,怪物世界又恢复了正常。
看完《怪物电力公司》总会让人一笑,这种笑不是平时的哈哈大笑,而是一种感到美好后的会心一笑。
第三篇:怪物大学影评
怪物大学影评
13级法学 金渊莲 ***
看了皮克斯公司出品的关于屌丝逆袭的电影--《怪物大学》。影片构建了属于各式各样怪物的世界。他们打开一扇特制的门就可以通往人类世界,去吓唬他们的小孩子,然后收集小孩子们因为惊吓发出的尖叫产生的能量来供应他们所在世界的能源。
影片的主人公是一只小怪物麦克,从小就是一个不起眼的小家伙。小时候一次电力公司的参观,让他树立了进入怪物大学就读,并励志成为一名惊吓专员的梦想。为此他一直不懈地努力。终于,他进入了梦想的学校。可是由于他瘦弱的外表,还是经常受到其他小伙伴们的嘲笑和鄙视。上课的时候,他偶遇了同学苏利文这个高富帅。从原来的冤家路窄,到后来共患难成为挚友。
麦克绝非具有超凡天赋,也或许根本没有好的遗传基因。它就是个学霸,并试图以书本上的知识来弥补自己外形上的先天不足。可以说它所获得的哪怕一点成就都是靠自己不懈努力得到的。理想很丰满,现实却很骨感。当他意识到理想将化为泡沫的时候也不免不知所措。这样讲可能有些消极,可不免让人深思,或许有时先天的缺陷真的难以用后期的努力来弥补啊。好在上帝关上一道门时会给我们开启另一扇窗。麦克的学习能力,加上朋友的启发与帮助,使它的梦想插上了翅膀,摇身一变变成了教练,也算是它间接地实现了自己的梦想吧。高富帅苏利文有着得天独厚的优势。我们每一个人都应该谦虚,因为我们没有骄傲的资本。当它意识到这点,从一个纨绔子弟蜕变,并且走向成功就显得没那么吃力了。对它来说,比起赞美和成功,收获一份与麦克的纯洁的友谊才是更宝贵的。因为友谊就像沙漠里的绿洲,像甘露滋润我们的心田。
当感觉整个世界背对你的时候,请相信它是在酝酿一个更美好的拥抱。当你处在人生最低谷的时候,只要迈出哪怕一小步都是在往上走。可假如停下来,那里便成了你的坟墓。的确,人生就是如此。我不会奢望它一帆风顺,但只盼充实无悔。像主人公麦克一样,为实现自己的理想而付出持之以恒的努力。不求功成名就,但求知心好友。不会像很多临终前的人一样后悔在工作加班上花了太多时间,而不曾真正的享受生活。
(因为是朝鲜族,又是第一次写影评,或许写得不好,还请您谅解。)
第四篇:怪物电力公司中英文电影摘要
【电影摘要】如果你是一个小孩子,在某个夜晚,你偷偷打开壁橱,却赫然发现在壁橱角落的阴暗处,一个让人寒毛倒竖的怪物正用绿幽幽的眼睛窥视着你,你会作何反应?
尖叫!当然是惊声尖叫!
可你还不知道吧,这样可就正中了怪物们的下怀。
在我们生活的世界之外,怪物们也有一个属于他们的世界,而维持这个怪物世界的唯一动力能源就是来自小孩子受到惊吓时所发出的高分贝尖叫,为此,怪物们还成立了自己的怪物有限公司,由这个公司中的怪物专门负责前往人类世界恐吓孩子们,从而收集他们的尖叫。
苏利文(约翰·古德曼)是一只蓝紫色皮毛、长着触角的大块头怪物,它面目狰狞,是怪物有限公司里赫赫有名的顶级恐吓专家之一;苏利文的专属恐吓助理,同时也是它的好朋友的麦克(比利·克里斯托)是一只绿色的独眼怪物,别看个子比苏利文小好几号,脾气可不小,常常喜欢自做主张。此外,公司里还有各式各样性格各异的成员,CEO(是不是应该叫“首席恐吓官”?)亨利(詹姆斯·柯博),长着蛇头、爱开玩笑的接待员希莉娅,还有专门和苏利文对着干,互相不服气的鲍格斯„„各类形形色色的怪物各司其职,运作得一点不比人类开办的公司差。
不过随着小孩子们对怪物们的恐吓把戏越来越习以为常,想得到他们的尖叫也成了一件异常困难的事,不过这个难不到足智多谋的苏利文,他带着麦克来到人类世界准备做个“劳模榜样”给所有的恐吓
专家们看看,但是没想到苏利文有违常规的做法带来了意想不到的副作用——一个两岁的人类小女孩阿布(玛丽·吉布斯)被它们无意中带回了怪物世界,几千年了,只有怪物到人间,还从来没有发生过人类来到怪物世界的先例,这下可麻烦大了,精力无比充沛的阿布将怪物世界折腾了个天翻地覆,鸡飞狗跳,连自问神勇的苏利文也拿她束手无策,而麦克本来就是绿色的脸急得更加绿了,他们要如何弥补这个因为自己的疏忽而闯下的大祸呢?
【English Summery】If you are a child , in some night , you secretly turns on the closet , actually impressively discovered is gloomy in the closet , lets the person but actually vertical monster correct use green eye peep at you , you can make what response ? Scream!Certainly is the startled sound scream!But you don not know, like this might cherish on center monsters under.Lives in us outside the word, the monsters also have to belong to their world, the high decibel scream which maintains this monster world the only power energy comes from the child frightens sends out.For this, the monsters also established own monster limited company.Specially responsibly goes to human world by this company’s in monster to threaten the children, thus collects their scream.Su Liwen is a royal purple superficial knowledge, steadily threaten big fellow monster, its appearance is fierce, is in the monster limited company
illustrious goes against the level to threaten one of experts;Su Liwen exclusive threat assistant, also is its good friend Mike is a green alone eye monster, did not look the stature compared to Su Liwen several, the temperament may not be small, frequently likes from making the position.In addition, in the company has all kinds of disposition each different member, CEOHenry, steadily the snakehead, the love are cracking a joke reception Greece Li Ya, but also has special treats with Su Liwen is doing, mutually is not convinced Bao Gesi.Each kind of all forms monster performs.But more and more becomes accustomed to along with the children to the monsters threat acrobatics, wanted to obtain their scream also to become an exceptionally difficult matter, but this difficult not to wise Su Liwen, he led Mike to arrive the human world to prepare to make “the model worker example” to have a look for all threats experts, but had not thought Su Liwen had disobey sconventioned the procedure to bring an unexpected side effect——two-year-old humanity little girl Abe accidentally to bring back to by them the monster world, several millenniums, only had the monster world.Has not had the humanity to arrive the monster world, then might trouble in a big way energy company abundant Abe tossed about earth-shaking the monster world, in
this situation, including self-examined super naturally brave Su Liwen also took her to be at a loss, but Mike originally rejected, how did they have to make up this because own suddenly rushed big faulty?
第五篇:怪物史瑞克1电影中英文对白
怪物史瑞克1中英文对白
从前有位可爱的公主
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.但是她被可怕的魔法控制了
But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort...只有真爱的初吻才可以打破这魔法
which could only be broken by love's first kiss.她被困在一个城堡里
She was locked away in a castle...由一只喷火龙看守着
guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.有许多勇敢的骑士曾经想过把她从这可怕的监狱中救走
Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,但是 没有一个成功 but none prevailed.她关在被喷火龙看守着的
She waited in the dragon's keep...城堡里最高的房间里
in the highest room of the tallest tower...等待着真爱的初吻
for her true love and true love's first kiss.那是不会发生的
Like that's ever gonna happen.怪物史瑞克
-快Go!好的 我们去吧!All right.Let's get it!
慢着!你知道有什么后果吗? Whoa.Hold on.Do you know what that thing can do to you?
嗯 它会把你的骨头当面包吃
Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread.哈哈 实际上那会是一个巨人
Yes, well, actually, that would be agiant.-1页-
不过 青怪可能更糟糕
Now, ogres They're much worse.它们会用你们的鲜皮做汤
They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.-不They'll shave your liver.用你们的眼睛榨果汁
Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!
-这样吃吐司面包会很好味道!Back!Back, beast!
我警告你
Back!I warn ya!好的 Right.你们还不快走就没有机会了
This is the part where you run away.滚
And stay out!
通缉 神话之物
Wanted.Fairy tale creatures.好的 这个满了
All right.This one's full.拉走
Take it away!
-走 快点 快点Next!
给我 你飞行的日子要结束了
Give me that!Your flying days are over.这是给女巫的20块银子 下一个!
That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.Next!
-起来 快点Twenty pieces.在这里坐下
怪物史瑞克1中英文对白
Sit down there!
安静!Keep quiet!
笼子太小了
This cage is too small.请不要让我进去 我不再固执了
Please don't turn me in.I'll never be stubborn again.我会改的 给我多一次机会
I can change.Please!Give me another chance!
-闭嘴下一个Oh!这是一个小木偶
-What have you got?老爸 别让他们这么做Father, please!Don't let them do this!
-下一个Help me!Well, I've got a talking donkey.好的 这个值10个先令 你可以证明一下吗? Right.Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.好的 说吧 伙计
Oh, go ahead, little fella.嗯? Well?
哦 它只是有点紧张
Oh, oh, he's just He's just a little nervous.它真的是一个话匣子 说?-2页-
He's really quite a chatterbox.Talk, you bone headed dolt
-好了 我听够了 守卫!That's it.I've heard enough.Guards!不 不要
-Get her out of my sight.会飞!
-He can fly!对了 笨蛋
-He can talk!朋友 自由是很好的
-Oh, that's great.Really.不!我是个妖怪No!I'm an ogre.你想一下 拿着你的火把和草杈!You know.Grab your torch and pitchforks.这不让你烦恼吗? Doesn't that bother you? 不 Nope.-真的?Really?我喜欢你 你叫什么?Man, I like you.What's your name?
史瑞克 Uh, Shrek.史瑞克? 知道我喜欢你什么? Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?
我不在乎别人怎么看我
You got that kind of I don't care what nobody thinks of me thing.我喜欢这个 我敬佩这个 史瑞克
I like that.I respect that, Shrek.You all right.瞧那里!谁想住在那里? Whoo!Look at that.Who'd want to live in a place like that?
那是我的家
That would be my home.很好!很漂亮!Oh!And it is lovely!Just beautiful.你是个相当不错的装饰设计家 在预算有限的情况下 你所干的令人惊叹!You are quite a decorator.It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget.-4页-
我喜欢那块石头 那是块不错的石头 I like that boulder.That is a nice boulder.我猜想你不常有客人
I guess you don't entertain much, do you?
我喜欢一个人呆着 I like my privacy.我也是一样 这是我们的另一个共同点 You know, I do too.That's another thing we have in common.我讨厌有人来
Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face.来了就不肯走 尴尬的沉默
You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave.There's that awkward silence.-我跟你住可以吗?Can I stay with you?Really?
-不!Please!I don't wanna go back there!
你不知道怪物的生活是什么样的 也许你知道
You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak.Well, may be you do.这就是为什么我们要在一起 让我留下吧!But that's why we gotta stick together.You gotta let me stay!
-求求你!Okay!Okay!
-但只能呆一晚上Ah!Thank you!
-你干什么 不 不This is gonna be fun!
我们晚点儿睡 一起讲故事
怪物史瑞克1中英文对白
We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories,早上我做华夫饼
and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.-哦Oh!我找到了些奶酪I found some cheese.-哦Biah!Awful stuff.-是你吗 戈德?How did you know?
够了!你在我的房子里干嘛?
Enough!What are you doing in my house? 嘿 Hey!
不 不 不!Oh, no, no, no.-死女人不能放在桌子上Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.啊? Huh?
什么? What?
我住在沼泽地里 我出告示 我 我是个可怕的妖怪!
I live in a swamp.I put up signs.I'm a terrifying ogre!
我怎么才能有点儿隐私呢?
What do I have to do to get a little privacy?
-啊!Aah!别推
-Quit it.不
-Quickly.Come on!我们被迫来到这里
-What?弗瓜王Lord Farquaad.他连吹带唬 签署了搬迁布告
He huffed und he puffed und he...signed an eviction notice.好的 All right.听着 有人知道弗瓜王现在在哪里吗? Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?-6页-
我知道他在哪里
Oh, I do.I know where he is.还有人知道在哪里能找到他吗?
Does anyone else know where to find him?
-没人知道?Any one at all?选择我!
-Anyone?噢 不Hey.Oh, oh!
怪物史瑞克1中英文对白
我急不可待要上路了
I can't wait to get on the road again
我刚才没说什么
What did I say about singing?
-我可以吹口哨儿吗?Can I whistle?行 哼吧
-Can I hum it?我不是 你是
-You're a monster.松饼人
-The muffin man?松饼人!
-The muffin man?别告诉他!
-Magic mirror我说你还不是国王
-You were saying?三号!三号!Three!Three!
-二号!Two!Two!日落后Yes, but after sunset
安静!我要让菲奥纳公主成为王后
Silence!I will make this Princess Fiona my queen,杜洛克最终将有一个十全十美的国王 and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king!
队长 集合你最好的士兵
Captain, assemble your finest men.我们就要举行比武大会了
We're going to have a tournament.就在那里 那是杜洛克
But that's it.That's it right there.That's DuLoc.我说过我会找到的 I told ya I'd find it.那么 那一定是弗瓜王的城堡了
So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.就是那里
Uh-huh.That's the place.你看他是不是在弥补什么? Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?
等等!等一下儿 史瑞克 Hey, wait.Wait up, Shrek.快点儿 宝贝儿 我们晚了
Hurry, darling.We're late.Hurry.嘿
Hey, you!
等等 我不会吃掉你的
Wait a second.Look, I'm not gonna eat ya.我只是我只 I just I just
很安静 It's quiet.-9页-
太安静了 Too quiet.-人都到哪里去了?Where is everybody?这可不怎么样
-It's hideous!It's just a donkey.现在 快!等等
-Gethim!嘿 史瑞克 让我来!让我来!Hey, Shrek, tag me!Tag me!
给他坐电椅!The chair!Give him the chair!
哦 啊啊
Oh, yeah!Ah!Ah!
谢谢!十分感谢!Thank you!Thank you very much!-10页-
我一直呆到周四 尝尝牛肉!
I'm here till Thursday.Try the veal!Ha, ha!
我可以下命令吗 主人? Shall I give the order, sir?
不 我有个更好的主意 No, I have a better idea.杜洛克的人们 他就是我们的冠军!
People of DuLoc, I give you our champion!
-什么?Congratulations, ogre.你赢得了从事一个伟大 高尚的任务荣誉 You've won the honour of embarking on a great and noble quest.任务? 我的任务就是要寻求归还我的沼泽地
Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back.-你的沼泽地?Your swamp?全部搬走As good as gone.什么样的任务? What kind of quest?
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你要去跟龙作战
Let me get this straight.You're gonna go fight a dragon...救出公主 然后回到沼泽地去
and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp...你现在没有沼泽地了 因为弗瓜王塞了些怪物进去
which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.-这不对吗?Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.你为什么不把你的魔力都用在他身上? I don't get it.Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuffon him?
包围他的堡垒
Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress,碾碎他的骨头夹面包吃 妖怪所有的本事 grind his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip.我知道
Oh, I know what.也许我可以砍掉全村人的头
Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village...把他们挂在长矛上
and put their heads on a pike,拿把刀 割开他们的脾 喝他们的脾液
gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids.你看怎么样? Does that sound good to you?
不 真的 不怎么样 Uh, no, not really, no.告诉你 妖怪比你想像的复杂
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.-11页-
-举个例子Example?它们辣臭?
-Okay, um, ogres are like onions.让你流泪?They make you cry?没有!No!
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你这个愚蠢讨厌的驴子
You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!
妖怪像洋葱!行了吧
Ogres are like onions!End of story.再见 回头见
Bye-bye.See ya later.冻糕也许是这个星球上最可口的东西 Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.我想我宁愿听你哼歌
You know, I think I preferred your humming.你有餐巾纸吗? 我这里一塌糊涂 Do you have a tissue or something? I'm makinga mess.冻糕这个词让我流口水了
Just the word parfait make me start slobbering.史瑞克!是你干的吗? Ooh!Shrek!Did you do that?
你放屁之前得通知一声
You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off.My mouth was open.相信我 驴子如果是我 你早就薰死了 Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.是硫磺石 It's brimstone.-我们一定快到了Yeah, right, brimstone.别告诉我硫磺石 我知道我闻到了什么 不可能是硫磺石
Don't be talking about it's the brimstone.I know what I smell.It wasn't no brimstone.也没有什么石头
It didn't come off no stone neither.-12页-
确实 够大的了 但看一下位置
Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.史瑞克? 记得你说过妖怪有好多层吗? Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said ogres have layers? 没错 Oh, aye.我有点儿事要坦白
Well, I have a bit ofa confession to make.驴子没有好多层 我们的恐惧都表现在袖子上
Donkeys don't have layers.We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves.-等等!驴子没有袖子Wait a second.Donkeys don't have sleeves.真的 真的Really, really.-这样我感觉好多了Just keep moving.-别往下看And don't look down.我知道那部分安全!But I know that halfis safe!
好 我没有时间 你回去吧
Okay, fine.I don't have time for this.You go back.-史瑞克!Shrek, no!Wait!-Just, Donkey
-我们交换一下儿位置Let's have a dance then, shall we?对 那样Yes, that!
怎么了? 就这样 好 Yes? Yes, do it.Okay.不 史瑞克 No, Shrek!
-不!停下!No!Stop it!我从书上看到的I read it in a book once.酷 你对付龙 我来找楼梯
Cool.You handle the dragon.I'll handle the stairs.等我找到楼梯 我也要抽它们的屁股 I'll find those stairs.I'll whip their butt too.它们并不知道该去哪里
Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'.我要走难走的路
I'm gonna take drastic steps.别打扰我 我是爬楼梯老手
Kick it to the kerb.Don't mess with me.I'm the stair master.我已经征服楼梯了 踏上一步就没有问题了 I've mastered the stairs.I wish I had a step right here.I'd step all over it.至少我们知道公主在哪里 但哪里
Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the
喷火龙!Dragon!
驴子当心!Donkey, look out!
抓住你了!Got ya!
哇 哇 哇
Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!
哦 啊啊
Oh!Aah!Aah!
哦 不 不
No.Oh, no.No!
你的牙齿真大
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Oh, what large teeth you have.我是说 闪亮的牙齿 你也许经常听人这么夸奖
I mean, white, sparkling teeth.I know you probably hear this all the time from your food,但你一定漂白了 因为你的笑很耀眼 but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there.我闻到了 是薄荷味吗?
Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
你知道吗? 你是条雌龙!
And you know what else? You're You're a girl dragon!
当然!我是说 当然你是雌龙
Oh, sure!I mean, of course you're a girl dragon.你散发着女性的美
You're just reeking of feminine beauty.你怎么了? 眼里掉进东西了?
What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye? 噢
Ooh.Oh.Oh.我真的愿意留下 但
Man, I'd really love to stay, but, you know, I'm, uh
我有气喘病如果你吐烟圈我会受不了的 I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings.史瑞克!Shrek!
不 史瑞克!史瑞克!No!Shrek!Shrek!
史瑞克 Shrek!
哦 哦 Oh!Oh!
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-醒醒!Wake up!你在干什么?Hey, wait.What are you doing?
你应该抱起我
You should sweep me off my feet...冲出远处的窗户 落在你勇敢的马上 out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.你有很多时间计划这些 是不是? You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? 嗯
Mm-hmm.但我们得品尝这个时刻!But we have to savour this moment!
你该给我背段壮丽的诗
You could recite an epic poem for me.叙事史诗? 14行诗!A ballad? A sonnet!
行打油诗? 或是别的!A limerick? Or something!来!
-It's on my to do list.它会说话!It talks!
对 让他闭嘴得用窍门
Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.哦 Oh!
好 你们俩 朝出口前进!
Okay, you two, head for the exit!
我来对付龙
I'll take care of the dragon.快跑 Run!
你成功了!你救了我!You did it!
真令人惊叹 你
You rescued me!You're amazing.You're
你太伟大了 你是
You're wonderful.You're...我得承认 有点儿怪
a little unorthodox I'll admit.但你的行为伟大 心底纯洁
But thy deed is great, and thine heart is pure.我将永远感激你
I am eternally in your debt.没有高贵的马 哪里有勇敢的骑士?
And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed?
我希望你听到了这些话 她说我是高贵的马!
I hope you heard that.She called me a noble steed.She think I'm a steed.战斗打赢了
The battle is won.怪物史瑞克1中英文对白
你可以摘掉头盔了 好骑士先生
You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight.-不?Uh, no.不
-Just take off the helmet.不!No!
-现在!Now!你来吗 驴子?Ya comin', Donkey?
我就在你后面 I'm right behind ya.放下我 不然你将自食其果!Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences!
这太没有尊严了!放下我!This is not dignified!Put me down!
现在又有个问题
Okay, so here's another question.有个女人她喜欢你 但你不喜欢她
Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way.怎么才能容易地摆脱她而不让她受伤害呢? How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt,-18页-
而你也不会她所伤害或吃掉?
butyou don't get burned to a crisp and eaten?
就告诉她 她不是你真爱的人
You just tell her she's not your true love.当发现了真爱时 每个人都明白会
Everyone knowest what happens when you find your 嘿 Hey!
越早赶到杜洛克越好
The soonerwe get to DuLoc the better.你会喜欢那里的 那里很美丽!
You're gonna love it there, Princess.It's beautiful!
我的未婚夫弗瓜王怎么样? 他长得什么样? And what of my groom to be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like?
我这样来说吧 公主
Let me put it this way, Princess.像弗瓜王那样的人很少
Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.我不知道 有人很少瞧见他
I don't know.There are those who think little of him.停下 你俩都停下
Stop it.Stop it, both of you.你们是在嫉妒 你们没法跟弗瓜王比
You're just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.对 也许你说得对 公主
Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess.但明天见到他时 你最好亲自量量他
But I'll let you do the measuring when you see him tomorrow.明天? 要等那么久啊?
Tomorrow? It'll take that long?
-我们停下露营吧?No, that'll take longer.-我们接着走吧We can keep going.史瑞克 我们可以找个更好的地方
-Hey!Over here.你在编造I know you're making this up.不 看 它在那里 No, look.There he is,猎人都被它臭跑了
and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench.它们只是一群小星星
That ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots.有时候事情不像表面上看起来那么简单 Sometimes things are more than they appear.呃? Hmm?
算了吧 Forget it.哎 史瑞克 回到沼泽地之后我们做什么? Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway?
我们的沼泽地? Our swamp?
你知道 我们救了公主
You know, when we're through rescuing the
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princess.我们? 驴子不是我们 没有我们
We? Donkey, there's no we.There's no our.那是我的沼泽地
There's just me and my swamp.我要做的第一件事就是在我的领土建一个十英尺高的围墙
The first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land.你伤害了我 史瑞克 You cut me deep, Shrek.你刚才深深的伤害了我
You cut me real deep just now.你知道我在想什么吗? You know what I think?
我想围墙只是为了堵人
I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.-不 你怎么想?No, doya think?为什么你想?Why do you want to?
-为什么你要封闭你自己?Why are you blocking?驴子我警告你
-Oh, yes, you are.所有人!行了吧?Everyone!Okay?-20页-
哦 我们现在有所进展了
Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere.哦 看在圣彼得的面上 Oh!For the love of Pete!
你的问题是什么? 你对世界有什么不满吗? What's your problem? What you got against the whole world?
不是我有什么不满 知道吗?
I'm not the one with the problem, okay?
是世界遗弃了我
It's the world that seems to have a problem with me.人们看见我就会说:啊救命 快跑
People take one look at me and go, Aah!Help!Run!
一个愚蠢而又丑陋的怪物 A big, stupid, ugly ogre!
他们不了解我就下了结论
They judge me before they even know me.这就是为什么我最好离开 That's why I'm better off alone.你知道什么? You know what?
当我们见面是 我不认为你是一个愚蠢而又丑陋的怪物
When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.那 呃 天上有驴子吗?
So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?
是的 那里有 是个多嘴 Well, there's, um, Gabby,麻烦的小驴子
the Small and Annoying.好的 我现在看到了 那个大的闪闪发光的 就在那里 那里的那个吗?
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Okay, I see it now.The big shiny one, right there.That one there?
-那是月亮Oh, okay.再让我看看
Again.Show me again.镜子 镜子 让我再看看她 让我看到公主 Mirror, mirror, show her to me.Show me the princess.哼 Hmph.啊十全十美 Ah.Perfect.嗯 你知道 我喜欢这样
Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that.-对 宝贝 我说过我喜欢这样Come on, baby.I said I like it.起来了Wake up.-什么?Good morning.你喜欢吃什么样的蛋? How do you like your eggs?
-早安 公主!Good morning, Princess!她和你一样粗鲁
-Thanks.Hey!Hey!
那是我的公主!去找你自己的吧!That's my princess!Go find your own!
拜托 怪物!你没看见我现在很忙吗? Please, monster!Can't you see I'm a little busy here?
听着 老友 我不知道你认为自己是谁!
Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are!
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Oh!当然!Oh 真是失礼了!Oh!Of course!Oh, how rude.请允许我来自我介绍一下 Please let me introduce myseIf.Oh 手足们!Oh, Merry Men!
伙计 这帮人渣可真讨厌!Man, that was annoying!
Oh 你这个小...Oh, you little...Um 可以走了吗 Um, shall we?
保持联系
Hold the phone.Oh!Whoa whoa whoa 等我一下 Oh!Whoa, whoa, whoa.Hold on now.-你从哪学来的?Where did that come from?什么?What?
-Oh 你能帮忙看看吗?Oh, no.This is all my fault.-真的很对不起I'm so sorry.史瑞克受伤了 史瑞克受-22页-
伤了? Oh no Shrek你可千万别死啊!
-Shrek's hurt.你不可以这样子对我 我还年轻 你别死啊!
-Donkey, I'm okay.驴子!冷静点
-Does anyone know the Heimlich?Oh yeah 好的 蓝色花、红色刺...Oh, yeah.Right.Blue flower, red thorns.-蓝色花、红色刺What are the flowers for?
-用来支开驴子的Ah.现在你不要动 我帮你把箭拔出来
Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out.Ow!Hey!别这么大力拔
Ow!Hey!Easy with the yankin'.-对不起 但是一定得拔出来的No, it's tender.现在继续吧 Now, hold on.-你这样做只会越帮越忙的What you're doing is the opposite of help.你能不...Would you...Okay 那你说我们该怎样来? Okay.What do you propose we do?
蓝色花、红色刺 蓝色花、红色刺...Blue flower, red thorns.Blue flower, red thorns.Blue flower, red thorns.这本来是很简单的事 如果我不是色盲的话!This would be so much easier if I wasn't colour-blind!
-蓝色花、红色刺Blue flower, red thorns.Ow!Ohh!Ow!Ohh!
Ahem Ahem.什么也没发生 我们只是要 uh...Nothing happened.We were just, uh...听着 如果你们想单独相处的话 只需要开句声就行了 Okay? Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask,Okay?
Oh 拜托!那是我最不想干的事情 Oh, come on!That's the last thing on my-23页-
mind.公主只不过是要...Ugh!
The princess here was just...Ugh!
-Ow!Ow!是的 我知道Yeah, I know.你知道 史瑞克认为弗瓜王在弥补什么 You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something,我想说的是他有一个 哦
which I think means he has a really Ow!
呃 我 呃 Um, I, uh
-我猜我们最好上路吧I guess we better move on.我说 你看他
-What?你在说什么? 我很好-He doesn't look so good.你知道 她是对的You know, she's right.怪物史瑞克1中英文对白
你看起来气色不好 你想坐下休息一会吗? You look awful.Do you want to sit down?
-给你来点茶I didn't want to say nothin',我的脖子很疼 而且我要是像这样转头 瞧 but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look.哦!看见了? Ow!See?
-谁饿了吗? 我要去找点吃的草老鼠
-What is this?日出?Sunset?
哦 不!我是说 太晚了 Oh, no!I mean, it's late.-太 太晚了I-It's very late.是的!
-You're afraid of the dark, aren't you?我I
没什么好说的 还有 即使我要跟她去说 There's nothing to tell.Besides, even if I did tell her that,你知道
well, you know
我还是不会去的 因为
and I'm not sayin' I do 'cause I don't
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她是一位公主 而我是 she's a princess, and I'm
一个妖怪? An ogre?
是的 一个妖怪 Yeah.An ogre.-你去哪里?To get...more firewood.公主? Princess?
菲奥娜公主吗? Princess Fiona?
公主 你在哪里?
Princess, where are you?
公主? Princess?
这里不好玩 我不是在玩游戏
It's very spooky in here.I ain't playing no games.-啊!不 救命!Oh, no!史瑞克 史瑞克 史瑞克Shrek!Shrek!Shrek!驴子我就事公主
-What did you do with the princess?是我 在这个身体里It's me, in this body.哦 我的上帝!你吃了公主
Oh, my God!You ate the princess!
-你能听到我吗?Can you hear me?不!
-Listen, keep breathing!I'll get you out of
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there!嘘Shh.-史瑞克Shrek!哦 是的Well, yeah!
是因为你吃的东西吗? 我知道不该吃那些东西
Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea.-我说是因为你吃的东西No.我 我从记事起就这个样了
I I've been this way as long as I can remember.你什么意思?我从未见过你这个样子
What do you mean? Look, I ain't never seen you like this before.日落后才会这样
It only happens when the sun goes down.白天一个样 晚上一个样
By night one way, by day another.这是一个规律
This shall be the norm...知道得到真爱人的吻
untiI you find true love's first kiss...然后变成他的模样
and then take love's true form.啊真美 我还不知道你会写诗
Ah, that's beautiful.I didn't know you wrote poetry.-26页-
这是诅咒 It's a spell.我小的时候
When I was a little girl,一个巫婆诅咒了我
a witch cast a spell on me.每天晚上我就会变成这个样 Every night I become this.一个可怕而又丑陋的怪兽 This horrible, ugly beast!
我被放进一间高塔 等待真爱来救我 I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me.这就是为什么明天日落前要跟弗瓜王结婚 That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow...在他见到我以前
before the sun sets and he sees me...像这样 like this.好的 好的 镇静 看 这一点也不坏
All right, all right.Calm down.Look, it's not that bad.我不会撒谎 你是丑 但不会太丑
You're not that ugly.Well, I ain't gonna lie.You are ugly.你只是夜晚丑 但是史瑞克却时刻如此 But you only look like this at night.Shrek's ugly 24-7.但是 驴子我是一位公主 But, Donkey, I'm a princess,这不是一位公主该有的长相
and this is not how a princess is meant to look.公主 你不跟弗瓜王结婚怎么样? Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad?
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我必须 I have to.只有真爱的人的吻才能解除咒语
Only my true love's kiss can break the spell.但是 你是一个善良的怪兽
But, you know, um, you're kind of an ogre,而且 史瑞克 你们有很多共同点
and Shrek well, you got a lot in common.史瑞克? Shrek?
公主 我首先 你好吗? Princess, I Uh, how's it going, first of all?
好?我很好
Good? Um, good for me too.我很好 I'm okay.我看到这些花想到你 因为花很漂亮
I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and
我不怎么喜欢 但是我想你会喜欢 因为你很漂亮
well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might like it 'cause you're pretty.但是我仍然很喜欢 我
But I like you anyway.I'd uh, uh
我遇到麻烦了 好的 我们走吧 I'm in trouble.Okay, here we go.我不能随便嫁人的
I can't just marry whoever I want.看着我 驴子
Take a good look at me, Donkey.我是说 真的 I mean, really,谁会爱上一个丑八怪? who could ever love a beast so hideous and ugly?
公主和丑八怪不能在一起
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Princessand ugly don't go together.这就是为什么我不能跟史瑞克在一起 That's why I can't stay here with Shrek.我唯一的机会就是跟我真爱的人结婚
My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love.你不明白吗 驴子? Don't you see, Donkey?
我必须这么做
That's just how it has to be.这是解除咒语的唯一办法
It's the only way to break the spell.-你至少告诉史瑞克真相吧No!
你不能说一个字 没有人知道这个秘密 You can't breathe a word.No one must ever know.如果要保密为什么要告诉我?
What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets?
答应我不说 发誓
Promise you won't tell.Promise!
好的 好的 我不会告诉他 但是你可以说 All right, all right.I won't tell him.But you should.我知道在此结束之前 我需要接受治疗
I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious the rapy.瞧 我的眼睛在抽搐 Look at my eye twitchin'.告诉他 不告诉他 I tell him, I tell him not.告诉他 不告诉他 I tell him, I tell him not.告诉他 I tell him.史瑞克!
怪物史瑞克1中英文对白
Shrek!
史瑞克 有些事 我想
Shrek, there's something I want
史瑞克 Shrek.-你还好吧?Are you all right?你听见我的谈话了?You heard what I said?
每一个字 Every word.我想你能理解
I thought you'd understand.我理解
Oh, I understand.就像你说的 谁会爱上一个丑八怪? Like you said, Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?
但是我以为这对你不重要
But I thought that wouldn't matter toyou.是吗? 重要
Yeah? Well, it does.准时到达
Ah, right on time.公主 我给你带来个小玩意
Princess, I've brought you a little something.我错过了什么吗? 我错过了什么吗? What'd I miss? What'd I miss?
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是谁说的? 不可能事驴子
Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey.公主
Princess Fiona.按照承诺 给我地契
As promised.Now hand it over.好的 妖怪 你沼泽地的地契已经写好了 Very well, ogre.The deed to your swamp, cleared out, asagreed.在我改变主意之前拿走吧
Take it and go before I change my mind.原谅我 公主 让你吃惊了
Forgiveme, Princess, for startling you,但是你也让我吃惊了 but you startled me,我从没有见过这么耀眼的美丽
for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before.我是弗瓜王
I am Lord Farquaad.弗瓜王? 哦 不 不 不 Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no.原谅我 王 我正要
Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying...简短的告别
a short...farewell.真善良 你不必对那个妖怪那么客气 That is so sweet.You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre.它不懂什么是感情
It's not like it has feelings.你是对的 它不懂
No, you're right.It doesn't.公主 美丽 洁白无暇的公主
Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona.我向你求婚
I ask your hand in marriage.怪物史瑞克1中英文对白
你愿意做我的新娘吗? Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?
王 我愿意 没有什么
Lord Farquaad, I accept.Nothing would make
我来计划 我们明天就举行婚礼!Excellent!I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed!
不 我是说 No!I mean, uh,为什么要等? why wait?
让我们在今天日落以前就结婚
Let's get married today before the sun sets.哦 着急了 是吧? 你是对的 Oh, anxious, are we? You're right.越快越好 有很多事情要做
The sooner, the better.There's so much to do!
酒宴 乐队 客人名单
There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list.队长 列出客人名单!Captain, round up some guests!
再见 妖怪
Fare-thee-well, ogre.史瑞克 你在干什么? 是你让她走得
Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away.-是吗? 那又怎么样呢?Shrek, there's something about her you don't know.我昨晚跟她谈了一夜 她是
Look, I talked to her last night.She's
我知道你跟她昨晚谈了一夜 你们事好朋友 不是吗? I know you talked to her last night.You're great pals, aren'tya?-29页-
如果你们那么要好 你为什么不跟着她走? Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?
史瑞克 我想跟着你
Shrek, I I wanna go with you.我告诉过你 你不能跟我回家 我没有说过吗?
I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me.我要一个人!我的沼泽!我的!没有其它人!
I live alone!My swamp!Me!Nobody else!
明白吗? 没有其它人!Understand? Nobody!
特别不要无用 可怜 烦人的和会说话的驴子
Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!
-但是 我想知道But I thought不 你后退
-Back off!我的
-This is my swamp!不 你松You let go.-蠢驴子!Smelly ogre.好吧!Fine!
-回来 我还没有说完Well, I'm through with you.跟你在一起 你总是 我 我 我
Uh-uh.You know, with you it's always, Me, me, me!
猜是什么!该我了!
Well, guess what!Now it's my turn!
闭上嘴 听我说!
So you just shut up and pay attention!
你对我总是很刻薄 You are mean to me.你侮辱我而且我做的事你不领情 You insult me and you don't appreciate
怪物史瑞克1中英文对白
anything that I do!
你总是把我推来推去
You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.是吗 如果我对你这么坏 你为什么还要会来? Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
因为我们是朋友 朋友是会原谅彼此的 Because that's what friends do!They forgive each other!
也许你是对的 驴子
Oh, yeah.You're right, Donkey.我原谅你背叛了我
I forgive you...for stabbin' me in the back!
你把自己包裹了好几层 你害怕你自己的感觉
Ohh!You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.-走开!There you are, doing it again just like you did to Fiona.就像对公主一样 她喜欢你 也许是爱你 All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you.爱我? 她说我是一个丑八怪 Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideouscreature.我听见你们两个的谈话了 I heard the two of you talking.她不是说你
She wasn't talkin' about you.她不是说你 还有别人
She was talkin' about, uh, somebody else.她不是说我? She wasn't talking about me?
那她说的是谁? Well, then who was she talking about?
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我不会说一个字 反正你也没有兴趣听 Uh-uh, no way.I ain't saying anything.You don't wanna listen to me.-真的吗? 真的吗?Right? Right?好吧
-No!呃Um
-为我们的新国王of our new king你在说什么?What are you talking about?
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你在等待一句台词
There's a line you gotta wait for.等待牧师说 现在说否则永远保持沉默 The preacher's gonna say, Speak now or forever hold your peace.-这时你说 我反对That's when you say, I object!是的
-Look, you love this woman, don't you?是的Yes.-让她高兴?Please her?是的 完全正确All right!Cut it out.-这家伙什么时候会说这个了?We gotta check it out.以我的权力
And so, by the powervested in me,-你看见什么了?The whole town's in there.-我宣布你们为夫妻I now pronounce you husband and wife,他已经说了
-king and queen.你来这里干什么?What are you doing here?
没有人想要你来参加婚礼
Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you,你来这里已经很无礼了公主
but showing up uninvited to a wedding
-我想跟你谈谈I need to talk toyou.But you can't marry him.你懂爱吗?And what do you know about true love?
嗯 我 我 Well, I Uh
-我是说I mean不 不No, no!
这不会改变任何事情 这个婚姻任然有效 我任然是国王
This hocus-pocusalters nothing.This marriage is binding, and that make smeking!
-瞧 瞧No, let go of me!Shrek!
-不!Don't just stand there, you morons.躲开!公主!Get out of my way!Fiona!啊!Arrgh!
我要让你后悔和我见面 我要让你受尽折磨 I'll make you regret the day we met.I'll see you drawn and quartered!
-到时候你会求我杀了你You'll beg for death to save you!公主!Fiona!
我会把你锁到高塔中来渡过你的余生
I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!
我是国王 I am king!
我有权命令 我至高无上 我至
I will have order!I will have perfection!I will have 啊!Aaah!
-啊!All right.Nobody move.我有一条龙 而且会毫不犹豫的使用
I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it.我是头发怒的驴子
I'm a donkey on the edge!
盛大的婚礼 他们不会持久 对吗? Celebrity marriages.They never last, do they?
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是的 史瑞克? Yes, Shrek?
我 我爱你 I I love you.真的吗? Really?
真的 真的 Really, really.我也爱你 I love you too.啊!
Aawww.xiexiebang.come on!
我相信 我相信 我相信 我相信 我相信
I believe, I believe I believe, I believe, I believe, hey
跟我一起唱
Y' all sing it with me!I 相信 Believe
后面的人
I believe People in the back!
-相信I'm a believer 相信 I believe
我相信 I believe
我相信 I believe
哦 非常有趣
怪物史瑞克1中英文对白
Oh, that's funny.Oh.Oh.我不能呼吸 我不能呼吸了 I can't breathe.I can't breathe.我相信自我感觉
I believe in self-assertion
命运有时会改变
Destiny or as light diversion
现在好像青睐我了
Now it seems I've got my head on straight
我是一个丑八怪 一个妖怪 I'm a freak an apparition
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