三分钟英语演讲稿与三分钟课前演讲稿

第一篇：三分钟英语演讲稿与三分钟课前演讲稿

三分钟英语演讲稿范文

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anyone.but he didn't lose faith in life, but use his brain and hands to show the infinite love of life;beethoven was blind and deaf, but he still had written the “hero” “destiny” and so on a large number of music works, in his unfortunately life, he doggedly gripped the “fate of the throat.they all had a fall, but they are strong enough to stand up, fight against fate and misfortune, finally they succeed.so for each of us, wrestling is not terrible, lose confidence and courage in life is the most terribe thing.in my opionion, the sweat and tears during the life’ journey are very important for us, they hone our will, and enrich our experience.as the saying goes, how can you see the rainbow without a rainy day, while you don't work hard and not struggle, how can you gain the successful flowers.all in all, the sweat and tears on the struggling road is inevitable, don’t look for shortcuts anymore, steadfast walk every step, we will succeed in the end.so belief yourself, nothing is impossile, just do it.thank you for taking your time to listen to my speech, i hope in the near future we all can be successful.world expo is a platform, we are the masters.she put up a platform for us to let the world know us;she built a bridge for us, so we better municate with the world.this platform may let us display self wantonly.we are the masters here, we have to landlord, let guest experience enthusiasm and happiness.everyone to contribute for the expo, we are no exception, as a living piece of fertile land in pudong's teachers, we are proud and pride.in the vision of a better tomorrow, we have to do for the world expo will own a wonderful ability, we have through our hands, warm heart and sincerity to practical action to achieve the mitment of shanghai to the world.we should educate the many students: do not throw garbage anywhere, no spitting, no jaywalking......, hello, thank you frequently mention, let the material on this city with the new york parable to the spiritual civilization.educate our students to exciting XX, willing to shanghai's future by copies of power, if only planted a small tree, participants in the shanghai world expo foreign guests feel: this is a forest city, pollution-free city, ancient and civilized city.better city, better life!until the time of the XX expo, then, we want to bee a glorious volunteers, to changing our foreign friends in shanghai and china's long history, about our education for the world expo will contribute their efforts.we expect the majority of teachers will be great enthusiasm for the world expo into practical action to meet the world expo, the expo will be a total growth, and the city of development, the development of shanghai

devote their efforts to advance hand in hand with shanghai.educate the many students: do not throw garbage anywhere, no spitting, no jaywalking......, hello, thank you frequently mention, let the material on this city with the new york parable to the spiritual civilization.educate our students to exciting XX, willing to shanghai's future by copies of power, if only planted a small tree, participants in the shanghai world expo foreign guests feel: this is a forest city, pollution-free city, ancient and civilized city.better city, better life!until the time of the XX expo, then, we want to bee a glorious volunteers, to changing our foreign friends in shanghai and china's long history, about our education for the world expo will contribute their efforts.we expect the majority of teachers will be great enthusiasm for the world expo into practical action to meet the world expo, the expo will be a total growth, and the city of

development, the development of shanghai devote their efforts to advance hand in hand with shanghai.choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference.life is a box of chocolate;you never know what you will get.forrest gump made no decision by and for himself.but he acplished great success with his strong will in the process.the process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistence we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles.no matter what the choice is, enjoy the process.in the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries, improvement and progress will e to you.these are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see it.these make your life colorful.there is no need and i don’t want to judge whether it is right or wrong for me to be here, but i congratulate to myself for i gain and enjoy this fantastic experience.so my dear friends, never worry about your choice and enjoy the process.i am sure you will get something new and interesting tonight after you chose to e here.thank you!stage,and we need dreams to support us.dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky,but like most mariners（水手）,we can chart our course by them.with the dream,we have a direction,with a direction, we were no longer confused.with the dream, there is hope,with hope, we have the strength to fight.but i know，life is tough,and there are always ups and downs, maybe we fail in the way to our aims,and we may feel depressed ,whenever at this time, the dream in our heart can always fort us, encourage us ,and support us to move ahead.young!fortunately, i am young now.just due to it, i know that nothing is impossible.i firmly believe that nothing can stand in my way.if i can't realize my dream,it result from that i haven't work harder enough and i won't find other excuses.if no people believe you, you can make it to prove that you are right.if you think the god haven't blessed you and there is no truth here, you can bee the god and create the truth.”my breath swallows the sky and make the yellow river overflow, my s is famous in kyushu and it can collapse the five sacred mountains.“ at some time in the past i also had am bitious s and i had some achievements.each achievement results from my hard work.i always believe that ”if you want to have more achievements than others, you must work harder." in some extent, the dream is the hope.if you can insist on doing something, the victory will e.hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that

cannot fly.hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a barren field frozen with snow.so my dear friends, think of your old and maybe dead dreams.whatever it is, pick it up and make it alive from today.let's---move----out!thank you for your listening!希望你能阅读以下以下相关范文： 三分钟英语演讲稿 三分钟英语演讲稿 三分钟英语演讲稿 三分钟英语演讲稿 三分钟英语演讲稿

三分钟课前演讲稿范文

【三分钟课前演讲稿范文一】

在一次讨论会上，一位著名的演说家没讲一句开场白，手里却高举着一张20美元的钞票。

面对会议室里的200个人，他问：“谁要这20美元 ”一只只手举了起来。他接着说：“我打算把这20美元送给你们中的一位，但在这之前，请准许我做一件事。”他说着将钞票揉成一团，然后问：“谁还要 ”仍有人举起手来。他又说：“那么，假如我这样做又会怎么样呢 ”他把钞票扔到地上，又踏上一只脚，并且用脚碾它。尔后他拾起钞票，钞票已变得又脏又皱。“现在谁还要 ”还是有人举起手来。“朋友们，你们已经上了一堂很有意义的课。无论我如何对待那张钞票，你们还是想要它，因为它并没贬值，它依旧值

20美元。人生路上，我们会无数次被自己的决定或碰到的逆境击倒、欺凌甚至碾得粉身碎骨。我们觉得自己似乎一文不值。但无论发生什么，或将要发生什么，在上帝的眼中，你们永远不会丧失价值。在他看来，肮脏或洁净，衣着齐整或不齐整，你们依然是无价之宝。”

【三分钟课前演讲稿范文二】

我们，撇下无知迎来了属于我们的青春。青春，让我们肆无忌惮，畅然释怀，体味风那样的自由，感受云那般的自在，因为青春赋予我们的是生命的巅峰，我们无须成熟，我们不再无知，我们唯有执着。

人生是对理想的追求，理想是人生的指示灯，失去了这灯的作用，就会失去生活的勇气。因此，只有坚持远大的人生理想，才不会在生活的海洋中迷失方向。托尔斯泰将人生的理想分成一辈子的理想，一个阶段的理想，一年的理想，一个月的理想，甚至一天、一小时、一分钟的理想。当你听到这里，同学们，你是否想到了自己的理想?

人生的花季是生命的春天，它美丽，却短暂。作为一名大学生就应该在这一时期，努力学习，奋发向上，找到一片属于自己的天空。青年是祖国的希望，民族的未来。每个人主宰着自己的明天。

有一位哲人说过：“梦里走了许多路，醒来还是在床上。”它形象地告诉我们一个道理：人 不能躺在梦幻式的理想中生活。是的，人不仅要有理想，还要大胆幻想，但更要努力去做，在理想中躺着等待新的开始，如果不仅遥遥无期，甚至连已经拥有的也会失去。同学们，你们是否也正在梦幻的理想中彷徨呢?

前人说得好，“有志之人立长志，无志之人常立志”，那些无志之人的

“志”，就是美梦，就是所谓的“理想”，他们把自己的蓝图构画得再美好，再完善，也只是空中楼阁，海市蜃楼罢了。同学们，你是立长志之人，还是常立志之人呢?

最后我想用梁启超的话来结束今天的演讲：“少年智则国智，少年富则国富，少年强则国强，少年进步则国进步，少年雄于地球，则国雄于地球。”让我们洒一路汗水，饮一路风尘，嚼一跟艰辛，让青春在红旗下继续燃烧;愿每一位青年都怀抱着自己的理想，在人生的航程上不断乘风破浪，奋勇前进!

【三分钟课前演讲稿范文三】

敬爱的老师，亲爱的同学们：

大家好!

今天我演讲的题目是《改变不了环境，就改变自己》。

著名的文学家托尔斯泰曾经说过：“世界上只有两种人：一种是观望者，一种是行动者。大多数人想改变这个世界，但没人想改变自己。”想要改变现状，就要改变自己;要改变自己。就得改变自己的观念。一切成就，都是从正确的观念开始的。一连串的失败，也都是从错误的观念开始的。要适应社会，适应环境，适应变化，就要学会改变自己。

柏拉图告诉弟-子自己能够移山，弟-子们纷纷请教方法，柏拉图笑道，说：“很简单，山若不过来，我就过去。”弟-子们一片哗然。

这一个世界上根本就没有移山之术，唯一的一个移动山的方法就是：山不过来，我便过去。同样的道理，人不能改变环境，那么我们就要改变自己。

一个黑人小孩在他父亲的葡萄酒厂看守橡木桶。每天早上，他用抹布将一个个木桶擦干净，然后一排排地整齐地放好。令他生气的是，往往一夜之间，风就把他排列整齐的木桶吹得东倒西歪。

第二篇：课前三分钟英语演讲稿

妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗？还着什么急呀？英语笑话：要求加薪 asking for a raiseat the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing.he closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer office.after listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（疯狂的）screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的）laughter, pleading and gunshots.when i finally opened the door and passed the managers secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again? 我在一家之声工作。经理把我叫进他的办公室，让我预试一下我们准备购买的一套新的音响 效果设备。他关上门，以免打扰外面办公室的人。听了几个常规的音响效果后，我们开始试听低声的呻吟，狂乱的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求声和枪声。最后我开门出去，从经理秘书旁边经过时，她抬起头问道：又要求加薪了？英语笑话：fish net 鱼网can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes tied together with strings.replied the little girl.2 ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy, is michael jackson god?孩子过了一会倒回来说：?爸爸，上帝是迈克杰克逊吗？?【每日一乐】男生永远不会说的八句话8 things youll never hear a man say 8)here honey, you use the remote.给，亲爱的，你来用遥控器吧。7)you know, id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.你知道，我也愿意再跟她约会，但她的胸部实在太大了！6)ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安东尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部电影！5)while im up, can i get you anything?我起身的时候，要帮你（顺手）拿点儿什么吗？ 4)sex isnt that important, sometimes i just want to be held.性不是那么重要，有时候我只想和你拥抱。3)aww, forget monday night football, lets watch melrose place.哦！星期一晚上看什么足球赛啊，我们来看《飞跃情海》吧！（女生超爱的电视连续剧。）2)hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.4 嘿，你试穿的时候我来帮你拿包包。1)we never talk anymore.人家再也不跟你说话了啦！no.1 a helping hand a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and p ut his head out the window to check.as he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.he looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.is this yours? he asked.she said, yes, could you bring it up? and the man agreed.on arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink.as she was very attractive he agreed.shortly afterwards she said, im abou t to have dinner.theres plenty.would you like to join me? he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.as the eve ning was drawing to a close the lady said, ive had a marvelous evening.w ould you like to stay the night? the man hesitated then said, do you act like this with every man you meet?5篇二：2015课前三分钟英语演讲稿 2015课前三分钟英语演讲稿 演讲稿一：课前三分钟英语演讲稿 good morning/afternoon!first thing first, i gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like that.trurh be told,i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ,so called stage fright.if you look specifically on me.you may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like i caught so-called ball leg.okay,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.i really like to talk a funny story i have just heard.演讲稿二：课前三分钟英语演讲稿 good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen！i am glad to be here to share my opinions with all of you.my topic today is about internet.with the development of technology, more and more people are fond of using internet.it is particularly popular among young people.just like the coin has two sides, internet also has its own advantages and disadvantages.first of all, the internet has brought people great convenience in getting information, entertainment and contact with each other.as for our students, it is a useful tool when we meet problems.when we are tired, a piece of light music will help us relax.if we have free time, we can enjoy movies or interesting cartoons.whats more, we can also watch live programs on the internet or see it later if we are not available at that time.his fathers selling blood.when his father knelt down to beg him to return to school, he was too numb to show any regret.that s all , thank you!演讲稿三：课前三分钟英语演讲稿——a brother like that a friend of mine named paul received an automobile from his brother as a christmas present.on christmas eve when paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.is this your car, mister? he said.paul nodded.my brother gave it to me for christmas.the boy was astounded.you mean your brother gave it to you and it didnt cost you nothing? boy, i wish...he hesitated.of course paul knew what he was going to wish for.he was going to wish he had a brother like that.but what the lad said jarred paul all the way down to his heels.i wish, the boy went on, that i could be a brother like that.paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, would you like to take a ride in my car? oh yes, id love that.after a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, mister, would you mind driving in front of my house? paul smiled a little.he thought he knew what the lad wanted.he wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile.but paul was wrong again.will you stop where those two steps are? the boy asked.there she is, buddy, just like i told you upstairs.his brother gave it to him for christmas and it didnt cost him a cent.and some day im gonna give you one just like it...then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the christmas windows that ive been trying to tell you about.paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car.the shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride.that christmas eve, paul learned what jesus meant when he said: it is more blessed to give...演讲稿四：课前三分钟英语演讲稿——girls are the bosses have you ever watched the famous cartoonhappy sheep and gray wolf,which captures the hearts of millions of kids and even teenagers.according to a report by cnn in 2015,women in the us earned 59 percent of all college degrees,surpassing men by almost 3 to 2.while in 1970,41 years ago,men earned that percentage of all college degrees.similarly, in china,its estimated that female college students surpassed male students in numbers on campus for the first time in history in 2015,which accounts for 51%.although we,the students in whut,cant feel it,because the majority here are males.but think about the fact that,the female ratio of freshmen in huazhong normal university this year is 70%.so next time,when youre free,why not go to huazhong normal university,just walk around the campus,and you will enjoy a different scenery.back to our topic, gu haibing,professor in the school of econmics at renmin university of china,attributes this to the education system.he says girls gain the edge with their better discipline and memory-based studying method however , a gender imbalance on campus caused by female students outperforming their male counterparts reflects a global trend.furthermore,as we have known, madame curie is one of the greatest scientists around the world,and she is a woman;iron lady margaret thatcher is the one of the most prominent politician,and she is a woman;oprah winfrey is the household hostess of talk show,and she is a woman.and examples like this can be taken endlessly as you want.再谈课前三分钟英语演讲

大家记得今天是什么日子吗？

是啊，半个多世纪前，1935年的今天，当中华民族处在内忧外患、生死存亡的时刻，是谁热血澎湃、挺身而出？是和你们一样的青年学生！再看看近一个世纪前，当中国的神圣领土被侵占割让，是谁挺身高呼“还我河山”，书写了一章划时代历史意义的“五四运动!还是和你们一样的青年学生！在战火硝烟的岁月，多少爱国青年和学生，为了祖国的前途和命运，不得不弃笔从戎，驰骋疆场，用鲜血和生命，换来了今天的和平与安宁。

当今的中国不再是过去的中国，他已经昂起头，挺起胸，他敢对强权说不，他能让对手感受“威胁”；世人开始仰视她了。我们能谱写航天神话，能创造奥运壮举，能团结一致，战胜最猛烈的自然灾害，能众志成城，高奏一曲又一曲改革的胜利凯歌！有人在惊呼：未来属于中国。

我们为之骄傲的同时，必须清醒的意识到，虽然没有了战火硝烟，却又和平演变，有内政干涉，有主权挑衅，有经济遏制，更有内外分裂势力的勾结等等。这些不安定因素将长期存在，会随时趁虚而入。

同学们，中国未来的靠谁支撑？不靠别人，要靠在座的你们年轻一代！要让中国站在世界之巅靠谁？靠你们！要让五星红旗高高飘扬靠谁？靠你们！年轻的朋友们，为中华之崛起发愤图强吧！为了我们的先烈，为了祖国的明天，让我们全体起立高歌一曲“歌唱祖国”！（合唱）五星红旗迎风飘扬，胜利歌声多么响亮。歌唱我们亲爱的祖国，从此走向繁荣富强。

第三篇：2015课前三分钟英语演讲稿

2015课前三分钟英语演讲稿范文

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Good morning/afternoon!

first thing first, i gotta say,wow,it's funny thing to be given a chance like that.trurh be told,i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ,so called 'stage fright'.if you look specifically on me.you may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from pakinson's disease,and legs wobbling ,like i caught so-called ball leg.okay,let's stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.i really like to talk a funny story i have just heard.a lady called lucy emigrated to united states several years ago.her spoken english is not that fluent.and one day,she is just sitting on the couch with his u.s friends mandy watching sit-com.a noise of bump had the attention of mandy,which led her to go out of the house trying to figure out what had happened.can you imagine that mandy go straight out with merely a sweater.so lucy shouted at her,“lucy ,turn your clothes on.” what suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is that almost all the male in this country took their head out of the window.admittedly,lucy made a mistake here.the word spitted means mandy is totally naked to the reason that male looked out of the window.the right sentence shall be,“put your clothing on.”the story inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between eastern and western culture.that's full of it,thank you for your time!

第四篇：课前三分钟演讲稿英语简单（模版）

2015英语课前3分钟演讲稿

演讲稿一：英语课前3分钟演讲稿

honorable judges, distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen: it is a great honor and pleasure to be here on this beautiful saturday morning to share with you my sentiments about life and passion for the english language.about a year and a half ago, i took part in my very first english speech contest.when i stood before the microphone with all eyes starring directly at me, i could hardly speak.i stood there, embarrassed and helpless, struggling in vain for the right thing to say.my fears had paralyzed me.as it turned out, my dear old professor was right.now, here i am, once again standing before a microphone.my heart is beating fast, and my mouth is dry, but most importantly, i have faced my fears--and that makes all the difference!thank you.演讲稿二：英语课前3分钟演讲稿

good morning/evening/afternoon, ladies and gentlemen : today, my speech is about talents,in my opionion, talents are indispensable in nowadays society.as is known to all that the fight among countries is actually the fight among talents.in aerospace make the world see chinese manned spacecraft flying.talents in sports make china rank the first in the olympic games......to sum up, talents will play a more and more impoetant role in the world, if one country intends to flourish, he must foster talents as many as they can ,thats all,thank you.演讲稿三：英语课前3分钟演讲稿 we are willing to bury the reality of the cruelty and injustice, we are our parents, our elders could not understand some of the practice of life, we do not understand why they like to do ah.it is our wish too much too young to bury social experience.attitude of life when we are not deep.down we love fantasy, love to dream of behavior, we need to do one for the people and human progremake a difference.to our actions to prove that we have!演讲稿四：英语课前3分钟演讲稿

whatever one does, one should do it with confidence.if one has no confidence, there is little possibility that one would ever achieve anything, especially when one篇二：2015课前三分钟英语演讲稿 2015课前三分钟英语演讲稿

演讲稿一：课前三分钟英语演讲稿 good morning/afternoon!first thing first, i gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like that.trurh be told,i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ,so called stage fright.if you look specifically on me.you may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like i caught so-called ball leg.okay,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.i really like to talk a funny story i have just heard.演讲稿二：课前三分钟英语演讲稿

good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen！i am glad to be here to share my opinions with all of you.my topic today is about internet.with the development of technology, more and more people are fond of using internet.it is particularly popular among young people.just like the coin has two sides, internet also has its own advantages and disadvantages.first of all, the internet has brought people great convenience in getting information, entertainment and contact with each other.as for our students, it is a useful tool when we meet problems.when we are tired, a piece of light music will help us relax.if we have free time, we can enjoy movies or interesting cartoons.whats more, we can also watch live programs on the internet or see it later if we are not available at that time.his fathers selling blood.when his father knelt down to beg him to return to school, he was too numb to show any regret.that s all , thank you!演讲稿三：课前三分钟英语演讲稿——a brother like that a friend of mine named paul received an automobile from his brother as a christmas present.on christmas eve when paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.is this your car, mister? he said.paul nodded.my brother gave it to me for christmas.the boy was astounded.you mean your brother gave it to you and it didnt cost you nothing? boy, i wish...he hesitated.of course paul knew what he was going to wish for.he was going to wish he had a brother like that.but what the lad said jarred paul all the way down to his heels.i wish, the boy went on, that i could be a brother like that.paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, would you like to take a ride in my car? oh yes, id love that.after a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, mister, would you mind driving in front of my house? paul smiled a little.he thought he knew what the lad wanted.he wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile.but paul was wrong again.will you stop where those two steps are? the boy asked.there she is, buddy, just like i told you upstairs.his brother gave it to him for christmas and it didnt cost him a cent.and some day im gonna give you one just like it...then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the christmas windows that ive been trying to tell you about.paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car.the shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride.that christmas eve, paul learned what jesus meant when he said: it is more blessed to give...演讲稿四：课前三分钟英语演讲稿——girls are the bosses have you ever watched the famous cartoonhappy sheep and gray wolf,which captures the hearts of millions of kids and even teenagers.according to a report by cnn in 2015,women in the us earned 59 percent of all college degrees,surpassing men by almost 3 to 2.while in 1970,41 years ago,men earned that percentage of all college degrees.similarly, in china,its estimated that female college students surpassed male students in numbers on campus for the first time in history in 2015,which accounts for 51%.although we,the students in whut,cant feel it,because the majority here are males.but think about the fact that,the female ratio of freshmen in huazhong normal university this year is 70%.so next time,when youre free,why not go to huazhong normal university,just walk around the campus,and you will enjoy a different scenery.back to our topic, gu haibing,professor in the school of econmics at renmin university of china,attributes this to the education system.he says girls gain the edge with their better discipline and memory-based studying method however , a gender imbalance on campus caused by female students outperforming their male counterparts reflects a global trend.furthermore,as we have known, madame curie is one of the greatest scientists around the world,and she is a woman;iron lady margaret thatcher is the one of the most prominent politician,and she is a woman;oprah winfrey is the household hostess of talk show,and she is a woman.and examples like this can be taken endlessly as you want.妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗？还着什么急呀？英语笑话：要求加薪 asking for a raiseat the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing.he closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer office.after listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（疯狂的）screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的）laughter, pleading and gunshots.when i finally opened the door and passed the managers secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again? 我在一家之声工作。经理把我叫进他的办公室，让我预试一下我们准备购买的一套新的音响 效果设备。他关上门，以免打扰外面办公室的人。听了几个常规的音响效果后，我们开始试听低声的呻吟，狂乱的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求声和枪声。最后我开门出去，从经理秘书旁边经过时，她抬起头问道：又要求加薪了？英语笑话：fish net 鱼网can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes tied together with strings.replied the little girl.2 ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy, is michael jackson god?孩子过了一会倒回来说：?爸爸，上帝是迈克杰克逊吗？?【每日一乐】男生永远不会说的八句话8 things youll never hear a man say 8)here honey, you use the remote.给，亲爱的，你来用遥控器吧。7)you know, id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.你知道，我也愿意再跟她约会，但她的胸部实在太大了！6)ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安东尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部电影！5)while im up, can i get you anything?我起身的时候，要帮你（顺手）拿点儿什么吗？ 4)sex isnt that important, sometimes i just want to be held.性不是那么重要，有时候我只想和你拥抱。3)aww, forget monday night football, lets watch melrose place.哦！星期一晚上看什么足球赛啊，我们来看《飞跃情海》吧！（女生超爱的电视连续剧。）2)hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.4 嘿，你试穿的时候我来帮你拿包包。

第五篇：2016英语课前三分钟演讲稿

2016英语课前三分钟演讲稿

asweknow,youhavetolearnhowtoflymuchmoreindependentlyinsteadofunderyourparents’considerateprotectionwhenyougetintocollege,whichalsomeansyouwillcomeacrossenormousquestionsthatshouldbesolvedbyyourself.frommypointofview,thosemainproblemscanfallintothreeparts.firstofall,thecomplicatedrelationship.foronething,youhavetoknowhowculturaldifferencesfunctioninyourrelationshipandrespectthem.inaddition,collegestudentsspendlesstimestudyingtogetherowingtodifferentcourses’choosing,whichrequiresustodevotemoreenergytobuildingrelationship.fortheotherthing,itisalsovitaltocommunicatewithyourparentsoftenbyusingmobilephonesorothertools.secondly,thetemptations.thecollegeservesusamorerelaxedenvironmentmixedwithothertemptationssuchastheinternet,alcoholsandsoon.what’smore,thecollegeteacherswon’tcompelyoutostudylikebefore,youdozeofforplaycellphoneinclass,andyoufleeupthemorningclassbecauseyougetuptoolate.suchtoofrequentbehaviorswillcrippleyourpassionandenthusiasmtowardslife,soitisessentialforustoresistthesetemptationsandinsistpursuingourowngoals.thirdly,thebalancebetweenstudyandwork.mostofuswillchoosetotakeaparttimejobtoearntheextramoneyorjusttoexerciseourselves.butitissignificanttokeeparelativelybalancedrelationshipbetweenthemsinceialwaysregardthestudyasourmaintask,somyprincipleisadjustingworktofollowthescheduleofstudy.inconclusion,whateverissueswemeetormiserieswesufferfrom,confrontthehashrealityheadon,whatwecandoisrememberingthepast,livinginthepresentandlookingforwardtothefuture.