Conan OBrien 毕业致辞,绝了!

第一篇：Conan OBrien 毕业致辞,绝了!

学学美国著名脱口秀主持人柯南·奥布莱恩的口才吧。以下是他在2011年达特茅斯学院毕业致辞。睿智与幽默，这是我喜欢他节目的原因。

以下是演讲全文（中文配合视频字幕观看）：

http://www.xiexiebang.come lasts longer than you think.I almost cancelled two days ago because I had a zit on my eye.And finally, wearing colorful Converse high-tops beneath your graduation robe is a great way to tell your classmates that this is just the first of many horrible decisions you plan to make with the rest of your life.Of course there are many parents here and I have real advice for them as well.Parents, you should write this down:If your child majored in fine arts or philosophy, you have good reason to be worried.The only place where they are now really qualified to get a job is ancient Greece.Good luck with that degree.You will spend more money framing your child's diploma than they will earn in the next six months.It's tough out there, so be patient.The only people hiring right now are Panera Bread and Mexican drug cartels.Yes, you parents must be patient because it is indeed a grim job market out there.And one of the reasons it's so tough finding work is that aging baby boomers refuse to leave their jobs.Trust me on this.Even when they promise you for five years that they are going to leave—and say it on television—I mean you can go on YouTube right now and watch the guy do it, there is no guarantee they won't come back.Of course I'm speaking generally.But enough.This is not a time for grim prognostications or negativity.No, I came here today because, believe it or not, I actually do have something real to tell you.Eleven years ago I gave an address to a graduating class at Harvard.I have not spoken at a graduation since because I thought I had nothing left to say.But then 2010 came.And now I'm here, three thousand miles from my home, because I learned a hard but profound lesson last year and I'd like to share it with you.In 2000, I told graduates “Don't be afraid to fail.” Well now I'm here to tell you that, though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it.Nietzsche famously said “Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.” But what he failed to stress is that it almost kills you.Disappointment stings and, for driven, successful people like yourselves it is disorienting.What Nietzsche should have said is “Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.” Now, by definition, Commencement speakers at an Ivy League college are considered successful.But a little over a year ago, I experienced a profound and very public disappointment.I did not get what I wanted, and I left a system that had nurtured and helped define me for the better part of 17 years.I went from being in the center of the grid to not only off the grid, but underneath the coffee table that the grid sits on, lost in the shag carpeting that is underneath the coffee table supporting the grid.It was the making of a career disaster, and a terrible analogy.But then something spectacular happened.Fogbound, with no compass, and adrift, I started trying things.I grew a strange, cinnamon beard.I dove into the world of social media.I started tweeting my comedy.I threw together a national tour.I played the guitar.I did stand-up, wore a skin-tight blue leather suit, recorded an album, made a documentary, and frightened my friends and family.Ultimately, I abandoned all preconceived perceptions of my career path and stature and took a job on basic cable with a network most famous for showing reruns, along with sitcoms created by a tall, black man who dresses like an old, black woman.I did a lot of silly, unconventional, spontaneous and seemingly irrational things and guess what: with the exception of the blue leather suit, it was the most satisfying and fascinating year of my professional life.To this day I still don't understand exactly what happened, but I have never had more fun, been more challenged—and this is important—had more conviction about what I was doing.How could this be true? Well, it's simple: There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.I went to college with many people who prided themselves on knowing exactly who they were and exactly where they were going.At Harvard, five different guys in my class told me that they would one day be President of the United States.Four of them were later killed in motel shoot-outs.The other one briefly hosted Blues Clues, before dying senselessly in yet another motel shoot-out.Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path at 32 or 42.One's dream is constantly evolving, rising and falling, changing course.This happens in every job, but because I have worked in comedy for twenty-five years, I can probably speak best about my own profession.Way back in the 1940s there was a very, very funny man named Jack Benny.He was a giant star, easily one of the greatest comedians of his generation.And a much younger man named Johnny Carson wanted very much to be Jack Benny.In some ways he was, but in many ways he wasn't.He emulated Jack Benny, but his own quirks and mannerisms, along with a changing medium, pulled him in a different direction.And yet his failure to completely become his hero made him the funniest person of his generation.David Letterman wanted to be Johnny Carson, and was not, and as a result my generation of comedians wanted to be David Letterman.And none of us are.My peers and I have all missed that mark in a thousand different ways.But the point is this : It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique.It's not easy, but if you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst for profound re-invention.So, at the age of 47, after 25 years of obsessively pursuing my dream, that dream changed.For decades, in show business, the ultimate goal of every comedian was to host The Tonight Show.It was the Holy Grail, and like many people I thought that achieving that goal would define me as successful.But that is not true.No specific job or career goal defines me, and it should not define you.In 2000—in 2000—I told graduates to not be afraid to fail, and I still believe that.But today I tell you that whether you fear it or not, disappointment will come.The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.Many of you here today are getting your diploma at this Ivy League school because you have committed yourself to a dream and worked hard to achieve it.And there is no greater cliché in a commencement address than “follow your dream.” Well I am here to tell you that whatever you think your dream is now, it will probably change.And that's okay.Four years ago, many of you had a specific vision of what your college experience was going to be and who you were going to become.And I bet, today, most of you would admit that your time here was very different from what you imagined.Your roommates changed, your major changed, for some of you your sexual orientation changed.I bet some of you have changed your sexual orientation since I began this speech.I know I have.But through the good and especially the bad, the person you are now is someone you could never have conjured in the fall of 2007.I have told you many things today, most of it foolish but some of it true.I'd like to end my address by breaking a taboo and quoting myself from 17 months ago.At the end of my final program with NBC, just before signing off, I said “Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.” Today, receiving this honor and speaking to the Dartmouth Class of 2011 from behind a tree-trunk, I have never believed that more.Thank you very much, and congratulations.

第二篇：毕业致辞

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历时将近两个月的时间终于将这篇论文写完，在论文的写作过程中遇到了无数的困难和障碍，都在同学和老师的帮助下度过了。尤其要强烈感谢我的论文指导老师—XX老师，她对我进行了无私的指导和帮助，不厌其烦的帮助进行论文的修改和改进。另外，在校图书馆查找资料的时候，图书馆的老师也给我提供了很多方面的支持与帮助。在此向帮助和指导过我的各位老师表示最中心的感谢！

感谢这篇论文所涉及到的各位学者。本文引用了数位学者的研究文献，如果没有各位学者的研究成果的帮助和启发，我将很难完成本篇论文的写作。

感谢我的同学和朋友，在我写论文的过程中给予我了很多你问素材，还在论文的撰写和排版灯过程中提供热情的帮助

由于我的学术水平有限，所写论文难免有不足之处，恳请各位老师和学友批评和指正！

二、(2)非常感谢xxx老师、xxx老师在我大学的最后学习阶段——毕业设计阶段给自己的指导，从最初的定题，到资料收集，到写作、修改，到论文定稿，她们给了我耐心的指导和无私的帮助。为了指导我们的毕业论文，她们放弃了自己的休息时间，她们的这种无私奉献的敬业精神令人钦佩，在此我向她们表示我诚挚的谢意。同时，感谢所有任课老师和所有同学在这四年来给自己的指导和帮助，是他们教会了我专业知识，教会了我如何学习，教会了我如何做人。正是由于他们，我才能在各方面取得显著的进步，在此向他们表示我由衷的谢意，并祝所有的老师培养出越来越多的优秀人才，桃李满天下！

三、(3)通过这一阶段的努力，我的毕业论文《xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx》终于完成了，这意味着大学生活即将结束。在大学阶段，我在学习上和思想上都受益非浅，这除了自身的努力外，与各位老师、同学和朋友的关心、支持和鼓励是分不开的。

在本论文的写作过程中，我的导师xxx老师倾注了大量的心血，从选题到开题报告，从写作提纲，到一遍又一遍地指出每稿中的具体问题，严格把关，循循善诱，在此我表示衷心感谢。同时我还要感谢在我学习期间给我极大关心和支持的各位老师以及关心我的同学和朋友。

写作毕业论文是一次再系统学习的过程，毕业论文的完成，同样也意味着新的学习生活的开始。我将铭记我曾是一名XX学子，在今后的工作中把XX的优良传统发扬光大。

感谢各位专家的批评指导

四、光阴似箭，日月如棱。五年的时间，在我们漫长的人生旅途中是那么的短暂，但是，这短短的五年是最真诚的青春，是最纯真的岁月，是最美丽的大学生活……我们的自学能力在这里得提升，我感谢所有的恩师：是您赋予我们最有意义的收获；是您带领我们走进知识殿堂，使我们不但丰富了知识；是您给我们一个全新的角度去发现美、创造美、欣赏美，给我们美的眼睛去发现世界的美，感悟生活的美；是你教会我们珍惜友谊和时间；是您给了我们看世界的眼睛，是你们用博大的胸怀，给予我们最无私的关怀和奉献。

这在这次的毕业论文中，发挥了我在学校学到的文化知识和技能的应用，也算是我最后一次做学校的作业了，我要感谢我的指导老师，还有我的班主任老师，以及任课老师，感谢他们的教诲，让我知道在社会上懂得怎样去做好自己，端正自己的位置，为社会贡献出我自己的力量。

第三篇：毕业致辞

越飞越高

——献给我毕业的孩子们

亲爱的同学们，此刻是结束又是开始，我们即将结束小学六年的学习生活，开始步入五彩缤纷的中学时代;此刻是离愁更是欢歌，难忘在校园里嬉戏的身影，难忘课堂上竞相发言的踊跃，难忘运动会上奋勇拼搏的身姿。我们是新世纪的宠儿，所以我们在分别的时刻应该用欢笑代替泪眼婆娑······

亲爱的同学们，此刻有很多话想和大家说，但是最想说的是以下几点，希望大家能够记住。

第一，我们要拥有诚实守信的品质。作为一个人我们要知道守信是道德之本。那个喊“狼来了”的孩子告诉我们诚实守信有多么重要。

第二，我们要掌握丰富的知识技能。我们只有有本事，才会为自己赢得生存的空间，现在的社会竞争非常激烈，老师认为有技术就没有约束，有本事就能成大事。所以老师希望你们继续努力学习，而且要树立终身学习的观念。

第三，我们要有团结协作的精神。作为人我们个人的能力相对于芸芸众生来讲太微弱了，所以我们要学会与人合作，正如《新龟兔赛跑》中，乌龟和小兔旱地与水中相互协作，最后一起到达终点，共同赢得胜利。

第四，我们要有坚忍不拔的意志品质。在前行的路上，我们要面对很多困难。只要我们勇敢地迎接挑战，坚持下来，就能够赢得胜利。

马云说：“今天很残酷，明天会更残酷，但是后天会很美好,但是很多人都死在了明天晚上，见不到后天的太阳。”我相信大家一定都会看到后天的太阳！

第五，我们无论何时何地都要有积极乐观的人生态度。生活中的不确定太多了，无论生活中我们遭遇了怎样的困境，我们都要乐观地去迎接生活的挑战，车到山前必有路，没有绝望的处境，只有对处境绝望的人。只有乐观的人生态度，才会指引我们走向快乐的生活。

亲爱的同学们，你们即将毕业了，在这里老师祝贺你们圆满完成了小学的学业，祝贺你们在小学阶段取得的巨大进步，祝贺你们学会了感恩、感激与感谢，当你们深情的向老师鞠躬并致谢时，老师真的被你们感动了，孩子们谢谢你们！你们是冉冉升起的朝阳正欲喷薄而出！你们是展翅欲飞的雄鹰，老师愿你们越飞越高！

五常市兴盛乡中心学校 王亚彬

第四篇：毕业致辞

小曹毕业致辞

曹文辉

毕业致辞

最后一次在实验的热土 将五星红旗送上蓝天 再次感受生命踏向初旭的光辉

不舍道一声再见 六月如荼

三年如梭 留恋你，我的实验

还记得昨日

怀着憧憬与激动敲开了承载着历史与梦想的校门

虔诚的触摸那厚重悠远的天空 每一束花草都映射了不悔的故事 每一张面孔都让我感触睿智与深长 军训中齐整的队列，坚定的面容

执着的目光注定

从此与实验的“沃土”一脉相承

还记得吗？

成人仪式上铿锵的誓语震动苍穹的骨骼

成长是春天树间的呼喊 是夏天呼喊中的雨 是秋天细雨后的土地

是冬天寂静土地上温厚的白雪

三年的缤纷多彩，三春三秋的播种丰收

实验包容了我们的懵懂 孕育了我们睿智和勇敢

喜欢实验那林荫庇佑的恬静

一片浓荫，替我们遮挡骄阳，也为浮躁的心抹上平和与安宁

喜欢那郁郁葱葱的爬山虎

帘帘低诉活跃的生命，仿佛心中跃动的猛虎细嗅生命的芬芳

喜欢偷探进窗室的花草

熠熠生辉的花蕊辐射开来，咏唱着实验美丽的现在

喜欢匍匐的三叶草，承载了多少压力

从不泯灭对天空的渴望 这一切都是如此熟悉

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这一切早已融入我们澎湃的血液

我们秉着对精神家园的守望，追求单纯的信念 带着成熟与思考，我们在时代的脊背上拉纤 带着希冀与誓言，我们的脚步敲响奋进的鼓点 不管前路多么艰险，我们都会朝向朝阳 因为在我们身后是实验最深情的凝望！

更有老师那亲切的面庞 那微微的笑靥里

埋藏着和我们一样的青春激情

那充满关爱的眼神中

闪耀的是和我们一样的无畏前行

因为您的一片爱心的灌浇，一番耕耘的辛劳

才会有桃李的绚丽，稻麦的金黄。

三年的时光，终身薪火，情深如海，恩重如山

老师啊，我们终生的感激您！母校啊，我们终生的留念您！

实验所有的老师啊，您的恩情，我们终生不忘！

就让我们用这深深的鞠躬，表达我们对您最衷心的谢意！（全体同学鞠躬）

日复一日，光阴太急 且行且惜，分离在即 怎能放得下你，我的姐妹兄弟 喜欢课堂上你思索的眼神

也欣赏运动场上你风一样掠过的青春身影

我们有过如水的平静

有过激烈的辩论，也有过无声的竞争 一切都刻在我记忆的最深处。无须感伤，相知的灵魂永远伴在身旁 积蓄已久的风，鼓起强劲的航帆

激情的六月，晴朗的天空 当喷薄的朝阳用光芒刺穿雾霭

金色的花束铺满眼前：

大展雄才高万仞，飞影潇洒千点山

小曹

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我们会用自己的成绩兑现我们的承诺！我们会用辉煌的成功解读青春的誓言 合：为我们祝福吧，我们将实现梦想！

为我们骄傲吧，我们将铸就辉煌！

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第五篇：2013毕业致辞[范文]

毕业生典礼教师代表

致 辞

尊敬的学院领导、老师、亲爱的2013届全体毕业生： 大家好！

在这青春激昂、俪歌响起的六月，又到了大学生毕业的季节。在此，我谨代表全院教师向2013级毕业的同学们表示最衷心的祝贺！向辛勤培育你们的老师们表示崇高的敬意和由衷的感谢！

岁月如梭，几年前，你们怀着对大学生活的美好憧憬和对知识的渴望踏进了广外艺的大门，在这匆匆数载中，你们经历了，成长了，收获了……

我作为一名医生，在伴随你们成长的过程中，看到过你们入校时的稚气和青涩、现在即将离校的睿智和成熟；感受过你们患病时的紧张、苦闷和治愈后的喜悦；领略过你们的执着；见证了你们在广外艺成长的青春印记。

回首往事，幕幕感人、丝丝动情：

记得那个雷雨的天气，一位年轻的辅导员廖金宝老师背来一名晕倒的同学。进门时，廖老师全身衣服湿透，神态紧张，他专注着学生的安危，悉心的协助医生诊疗。当听到医生转诊的意见后，又冒雨打车、再次背起同学送上出租车并陪同学一起去武警医院。目送渐渐远去的“的士”，所有医护人员都默默的流下感动的泪水……

还有，在情系雅安献血的活动中，我院领导、师生踊跃参与无私献血的感人场面：那个还不够18岁、不够90斤的女孩，苦苦要求医生让也让她也参加这次献血……

还有09级音乐系的彭美君同学，自出生就被生母送人，20岁的花季少女，被诊断为肝癌晚期。在得知诊断后，又给了她一个沉重的打击：养父无情抛弃，在这种身心痛苦的双重折磨中，她没有怨恨，她勇敢、她坚强。在生命垂危之际，她请同学找到我，让我帮助她联系捐献眼角膜……她走了，她把爱却永远的流下了。

还有国商系毕业生吴美静，她面对家庭经济的困难，她只是选择安静得向一滴水，觅得大海的方向，寻找靠自力更生的道路：她在凤雨中穿行，她利用寒暑假兼职几份工作，用辛勤的劳动为自己赚到学费，还补贴了家用；她也绝不落下学习，她勤奋好学，最终获得了学院奖学金。

千万学子中，有一个团队让我念念不忘，他们是萤火虫支教团湖南队，他们对湘西大山留守儿童的关爱、和衷共济履战阻难的恒心、用绵薄之力奉献社会的魄力都正是来源于母校广外艺的包容大度和对教育事业的执着追求。

今年开学，五山校区国商系流感流行的初期，蒋书记、罗主任、付用兰老师她们冒着被感染的风险，每天都抽空到因生病被隔离的学生身边、鼓励安慰她们。而付用兰老师更舍弃年幼生病的孩子，也不顾自己正在生病的身体，连续几天24小时住在学院，寸步不离，默默守护隔离学生，主动了解他们的内心想法，帮助她们排忧解难。

这三年、这五年，值得我们共同回忆的人和事太多、太多…… 你们、我们、他们虽然平凡、虽然普通，但却用勤奋、用智慧、用善良、用大爱谱写了生命的乐章，令我和在座的各位良师益友敬佩和感动。

今天，你们即将告别母校，踏上新的人生征途，书写新的人生篇章。这个充满机遇、挑战和变革的时代赋予了你们无限的可能！此时，作为医生、师长的我格外激动，我要将我的关爱、希望作为临别赠语送给你们：

首先，希望大家永远心胸开阔，正视挫折、勇敢挑战；

人生的道路没有坦途，未来会有坎坷和挫折。广外艺虽不是名牌大学，但凭借广外艺学生具有的开朗阳光、勤奋向上、吃苦耐劳的优良品格，坚信你们会成为敢于担当社会责任、勇于挑战、百折不挠的生活强者，一定能在平凡的岗位上做出不平凡的事业。

其次，很想在此和大家分享一则关于迈向幸福人生的经验： 定准目标，但不要太高，太高达不到的目标会让人失去信心；满足点也不要定得太高，太高达不到会让人不幸福；要努力把握身心健康，健康是人生幸福的本钱！

最后，望大家心系母校、常回家看看。大家离开母校之后，要继续关心母校的建设和发展，外艺永远是同学们的故乡和精神家园，无论你们身在何方，母校都愿意分享你们的成功和喜悦！分担你们的忧伤和苦恼，同学们，有空常回家看看！

祝同学们前程似锦，万事如意！谢谢大家！！

6/16/2013