第一篇：英语双簧
前排：宋曼
刘金香
邓玲玲 后排：闻岩
牛轶超
普亚琳
第一幕：Domitory 牛（香）：Hello!Every day!琳（玲）&岩（曼）：Huh…… 牛：What? Laughing what? 琳（玲）&岩（曼）：Huh……Hello everyday!牛（香）：No!I said “hello, everybody!”
Stop!Don’t forget our job today!Let’s introduce ourselves!Hello, everybody, we come from C-502, a wonderful dormitory!岩：Yeah!How wonderful!We even needn’t an alarm clock!
(Music:洗唰唰)赵: Hello?
王：Oh, dear, I miss you.I want to sing to you.(Baby, 你就是我的唯一……)赵：Huh……(Suddenly, wake)三：Oh, my Ladygaga, It’s that again!(香又睡，另二晃)琳（玲）&岩（曼）：It’s time to get up!牛（香）：Oh, dear!Guess, which eye is closed? 岩（曼）：left? 牛（香）：No!琳（玲）： right? 牛（香）：no!(music:兔子舞)牛（香）：Both are clothed.王伟：Rabbish, rubbish, Throw the rubbish, if not , we will go!(Dong, dong)rubbish(Dong, dong)rubbish!Throw the rubbish!三人：We have no rubbish!牛（香）：Oh, you see, it’s our dormitory!
第二幕：下课后 牛（香）（look at the mobile phone）: Oh, I don’t have seeds, my vegetables and fruits are ripe!I have to go out and manage my Q-zone!岩（曼）：Oh I see, you want to climb the wall!琳（玲）：The wall? Can you? 牛（香）：Ennn……Don’t look down upon me!Nothing is impossible!岩（曼）：So, let’s go!…… 牛（香）：Oh, my ladygaga!岩（曼）：Oh, my gentle mimi!琳（玲）：So many many many people!岩（曼）：Look!A big ad!Bookshop!It’s a good place to have an ad!We should charge for them!琳（玲）&岩（曼）： Huh!You are right!牛（香）：As a shengda person, climbing the wall is one of the necessary activities.第三幕：上课 牛（香）：I’m so hungry!How many minutes left? 琳（玲）：Right now!岩（曼）：Restaurant!Ready go!LU: Wait, wait a moment!I have some words to say, because we have 3 classes this pm, and we have no time to clean this afternoon, we have to clean this noon!
嚎……
牛（香）：Labor education, labor education!Why are we so tired? 岩（曼）：Don’t sasy that!You can get a job called cleaner after graduation.（厌恶的）琳（玲）：I prefer not!LU: Take it easy!The graduates from our college wuold appreciate the labor education!琳（玲）&岩（曼）：What? Why? LU: We can build up a habit, It will brings you a beautiful future!(若有所思状)
第四幕：19年后…… 牛（香）：Shengda!I’m coming.岩（曼）：Guo4!I’m coming!琳（玲）：C-502！I’m coming!Together: No you!No me!
第二篇：双簧英语剧本
1: It's our turn to perform.2: Yeah, hey, You just said to ask me some questions, Now, please ask me in front of everyone.1: Ah, well, do you know what call “双簧”?
2: 双簧？ Are two yellow eggs?
1: Ha ha, why don't you say two yellow duck eggs?
2: No,this is joking,how couldn't I do know 双簧!It is a kind of Chinese folk art forms.1: Oh,very good,So,can you say something in detail?
2: Its English name is two-man act,with one speaking or singing while hiding behind the other who does the acting.1: So,do you think you can show a two-man act?
2: of course.1: Well,well,that I will test you today.Now,I'm behind you, and say, you are in front of me, and play.OK?
2: That's all right!Go ahead!
1: That's good,we will start it after you clap your hands.(2坐在椅子上，一拍巴掌.)
1: My name is WangErLang, one of the ten best singer winners, what? You don't believe it? Well,I will sing some....(这时2听着有点怪，就站起来.)
2: Stand up, you are singing? You will kill me
1:嗯哼 you can't show it? Why do you say it out bravely?
2: Who said I can't show it.Just....1：Okay,okay.Let me change somethings else.I say what to do,you act what i say,Ok?
2: No problem.（2再坐下，拍掌起，1再说）
1: Square your shoulders , Accept stomach, Carry buttock , Raise your head , Then close your eyes,stretch your right hand,open your mouth,and put your fingers into your mouth,cut,cut ,cut it with strength!
2: Stand up again.1: And what's wrong with you?
2: You ask what? If I do as what you said like that,my hand will be bitten off.1: Didn't you say no problem?
2: Yeah,no problem,but I won't have my fingers!
1: Oh.That's right.Let me change somethings else,again.（再次坐下）
1: How do I feel something on my face?
Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face,and Stretch out my left hand to hit my right face,Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face,Stretch out my right hand......（说着说着，乙站起来走了……）
1: Come back, my words are not over.2: To hit anymore,My face will become the face of pigs.1&2: That's the end of our performance.Thank you for your attention!
第三篇：双簧英语剧本
1: It's our turn to perform.2: Yeah, hey, You just said to ask me some questions, Now, please ask me in front of everyone.1: Ah, well, do you know what call “双簧”?
2: 双簧？ Are two yellow eggs?
1: Ha ha, why don't you say two yellow duck eggs?
2: No,this is joking,how couldn't I do know 双簧!It is a kind of Chinese folk art forms.1: Oh,very good,So,can you say something in detail?
2: Its English name is two-man act,with one speaking or singing while hiding behind the other who does the acting.1: So,do you think you can show a two-man act?
2: of course.1: Well,well,that I will test you today.Now,I'm behind you, and say, you are in front of me, and play.OK?
2: That's all right!Go ahead!
1: That's good, we will start it after you clap your hands.(2坐在椅子上，一拍巴掌.)
1: My name is WangErLang, one of the ten best singer winners, what? You don't believe it? Well,I will sing some....(这时2听着有点怪，就站起来.)
2: Stand up, you are singing? You will kill me
1:嗯哼 you can't show it? Why do you say it out bravely?
2: Who said I can't show it.Just....1：Okay,okay.Let me change somethings else.I say what to do,you act what i say,Ok?
2: No problem.（2再坐下，拍掌起，1再说）
1: Square your shoulders , Accept stomach, Carry buttock , Raise your head , Then close your eyes,stretch your right hand,open your mouth,and put your fingers into your mouth,cut,cut ,cut it with strength!
2: Stand up again.1: And what's wrong with you?
2: You ask what? If I do as what you said like that,my hand will be bitten off.1: Didn't you say no problem?
2: Yeah,no problem,but I won't have my fingers!
1: Oh.That's right.Let me change somethings else,again.（再次坐下）
1: How do I feel something on my face?
Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face，and Stretch out my left hand to hit my right face，Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face,Stretch out my right hand......（说着说着，乙站起来走了……）
1: Come back, my words are not over.2: To hit anymore,My face will become the face of pigs.1&2: That's the end of our performance.Thank you for your attention!
第四篇：双簧《体验生活》
双簧[体验生活]
甲：今天哪，由我俩表演一段双簧。
乙：这是一种传统的曲艺形式。甲：“双簧”顾名思义。
乙：什么呢？
甲：就是你脸黄，我脸黄加一快“双簧”。
乙：嗨！是你那么回是吗？
甲：不，给你开个玩笑，其实呀！这双簧是一个人在前表演。
乙：另一个人在后说话。
甲：前面表演的这个人，光表演不出声。
乙:后面这个人光出声不表演.甲:俩人合二为一,表演的时候呀!会闹出许多笑话.乙:那咱们来点什么内容?
甲:噢!这不前几天,我到咱***公安局体验生活,咱们来来他们民警们的工作生活
怎么样?
乙:行!
说1:哦!天亮了,该起床了,啊伸个懒腰******。我先把刚发的新制服的上衣给穿
上,嗯！漂亮，神气，我再把我女朋友刚给我买的鳄鱼牌袜子给穿上，肚子太
大,连腰都弯不下去了,接下来我得穿裤子******(系裤子),我再把昨天刚买的北极熊牌保内衣给穿上(咦呀******,累死我了),我再把我的”三八”式大裤叉给
穿上.甲:停,这能穿吗?
乙:怎么了?
甲:这有把三八式大短裤穿在外面的吗?
乙:不好意思,我说错了,咱们重来.说2:该吃早饭了,唉哟,这么丰盛的早餐啊,我想这是##公安局的领导对我的关心和
关怀,在这里我给**局长敬个礼,(敬礼)我给所有的领导们敬礼了，人给所有局
机关的同志们，作揖了，我给全体基层派出所的民警们脆下了．
甲：停！
乙：又怎么了？
甲：什么乱七八糟的，重新开始．
乙：行.说３：这么丰盛的早餐我一定多吃点（做＂吃＂状），嗯好吃，我早就听说过＊＊
局的伙食非常好，用江总书记的话就是保障有力.不瞒各位,我以前呀是小细
胳膊小细腿,一看就象七仙女,可现在再看看我.屁股大,腰又圆.模样长的象潘
金莲(停顿).吃个馒头真好吃,吃根油条好真吃，吃个包子真好吃,喝口牛奶
不错,再喝一口牛奶,再喝一杯牛奶,再喝一盆牛奶,再喝一桶牛奶******
甲:停.乙:又怎么了?
甲:你是不是要把我变成奶牛呀!
乙:开个玩笑.甲:下午的体验科目是打靶.乙:那咱们就把这一段来一下怎么样?
说4:我拿起手枪(砰)(画圈)1个鸭蛋,(砰,砰)2个鸭蛋,(砰)又一个鸭蛋******
(等待,枪不响,打自已)由于打靶没打好,我给人民警察丢了脸,战友们你们批
评我吧!你们骂我吧!你们打我吧!你们倒是来打我呀!你们不打我这心里不
高兴啊,哎!在回家的路上,让我唱歌唱就唱,日落西山红霞飞,我拿着鸭蛋
把营归,把营归,一个,二个******五个鸭蛋,高兴的我呀笑开颜,35635,65312
高兴的我呀笑开颜1,2,3,4,敬礼(乙出)完。
第五篇：双簧台词
双簧
男：我的名字叫潘朵拉，人送外号一支花，我的兴趣非常广泛，平常喜欢看看书啦，阅阅报啦，舞舞剑啦，吹吹箫啦，种种花呀，养养鸟啦，写写字啦，尿尿炕啦。
女（起身，做生气状）：你怎么啦？ 男（起身）：怎么怎么啦？ 女：那尿炕是兴趣嘛？
男：对，那不是兴趣，那是习惯。
女：啊？习惯？我怎么成习惯尿炕了？
男：对不起，我错了，我错了，可你也没告诉我你兴趣爱好是什么呀？ 女：我爱写诗。
男：哟，越来你还是位诗人呀。女：对呀
男：那好，重新试试 女：试试，试试
男：我是一位“湿”人，走哪哪湿，坐哪哪湿，我。。女（起身）
男：又怎么啦？
女：什么走哪哪湿，坐哪哪湿，那比尿炕还羞人呢，我是诗人，诗人啦
男：我知道是诗人，你这诗人可不是普通的诗人，是个大诗人，所到之处一片诗意盎然，走到哪哪就是诗，坐到哪哪就是，那是诗意，不是湿气。女：敢情还是我理解错了。男：当然啦。
女：好吧好吧，我们换个话题说说吧。男：行行行，听你的，换个话题。女：哎，别老说这个，咱再来来。
男：好，坐好坐好。北京2008，奥运到我家，我一身本事哪能不参加？各位不知道吧？我也参加奥运会去了。第一项，射击比赛现在开始，我举枪，我瞄准，我啪～脱靶了！我再举枪，我在瞄准，我啪～又脱靶了！我举，我瞄，我啪～脱靶！我举，我瞄，我啪～脱靶！我举，我瞄，我啪～脱靶！我举，我瞄，我啪～脱靶！
女：行了行了，我这什么枪法呀？啊？一枪都没中？ 男：现在公布比赛成绩，美国选手艾蒙斯—0环！女：啊？我怎么成外国人了？
男：外国人怎么了？人家艾蒙斯两届奥运会甘当人梯，保我们中国队得金牌，这是什么精神？这是国际主义精神！白求恩也就这意思了！
女：得得得，别说这用不着的，我是中国人呀，快，换个中国的！男：中国的？行，来！各就各位～预备～啪！哎呦！女：（预备、起跑，跌倒，一拐一拐的走回来）
男：各位观众，中国选手刘翔因伤退赛了，我们祝他好运，2012伦敦再见！女：再什么见呀？再什么见呀？不行，哦，合着忙活了半天我什么也没捞着呀？不行，好歹也得得个金牌。男：还要得金牌？
女：得金牌！再说了，人家怎么说也是一美女呀！你老整这男的也不是那么回事呀！是吧？
男： 奥！明白明白！美女冠军，是吧？没问题，坐好坐好！女：哎，这还差不多！
男： 各位观众，现在已经进入了女子单人三米板的最后一跳，现在登场的是中国选手郭晶晶！女：（惊喜，向大家挥手致意）
男： 预备，起跳，翻身翻腾三周半，接一个大劈叉，入水。（女配合动作）好！非常成功！
女：这也能成功呀？ 男：模仿奏国歌
女：表情激动，弯腰接受奖牌，吃惊！
男： 呦，公公，您来啦！大老远的还叫您从香港飞过来，多不好意思呀，其实您叫启纲跑一趟不就得了？ 女：挥手再见
男：奥运结束了我去香港看二老啊！女：行啦！你有点正经的没有？ 男：你不要求美女冠军吗？
女：看来这美女冠军也不好当，我还是该干什么就干什么吧！
男：这回明白啦？那就说说咱们公司吧 女： 好，说咱公司。
男：再来男：小女我年方二八，有幸加入德彼克之家，边找对象边工作，？？？？？？；
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