第一篇：英语表演小剧本
Summary This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day.First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him.Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous.Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic.At last, he carries a ghost student.Tommy:
Hello, my name is Tommy.Serving you is my honor.Where would you like to go? Betel nut girl:
Hi!Tommy.I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.Tommy:
Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem.Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road.Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road? Betel nut girl:
Um, I’m not sure.You just drive.Maybe I will remember where it is later.Betel nut girl:
How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young.Do you have a girlfriend? Tommy:
Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road.Do you want to have a look? Betel nut girl:
Oh!Not here.By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.Tommy:
What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream!Betel nut girl:
I did nothing!You just missed a nice chance.Stop the car, I want to get off.Tommy:
(Relived)Great!The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.Betel nut girl:
Um!Take it!Pregnant woman:
Hey!Taxi!Pregnant woman:
Thanks.You are real a very kind man.Tommy:
Where are you going? Pregnant woman:
Hospital, please.Tommy:
You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.Pregnant woman:
Yeah.It’s almost nine months.Tommy:
Woo.Congratulations.Pregnant woman:
Thank you.Pregnant woman:
(screaming)Tommy:
Are you ok? Pregnant woman:
(screaming)Tommy:
Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can.Stay down.Pregnant woman:
(screaming)Tommy:
We’re almost there.Pregnant woman:
(screaming)Tommy:
Here we are.Pregnant woman:
Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it? Tommy:
Aren’t you going into labor? Pregnant woman:
Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.Tommy:
What? Well, what were you just doing? Pregnant woman:
Oh, I was just practicing!This is my first time to have a baby, you know.Practice makes perfect!I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.Tommy:
Practice!All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.
第二篇：大学英语小组表演剧本
POLICE AND THIEF-“First-rank Police”
旁白：这是一个安静而又漆黑的夜晚，一名行踪不明的男子在街上游荡。
A: it’s a quiet and unusual night, one suspicious man is wandering in a street.小偷：最近手头有点紧，去商店偷点东西，当做这几天伙食了，随便再弄点高档货，变卖赚点钱。嘿嘿，好主意！
T：These days, I don’t have some money.I think I should steal something that be my meals in a shop.And I can also get something, sale them for my pocket money.Yeah, it’s a good idea.旁白：过了会后，小偷若无其事的走进商店，偷了点东西（我想是个惯犯）。走出商店后,随后走了一会后，一名路人醉醺醺的走了过来。
A: After a while, the thief get into the shop as usual, steal something.(I think he is a recidivist)Getting out the shop ,the thief walk along the street , soon ,a passerby A is coming who is in drink.路人A:呵呵。我醉了吗？不，我没醉！哈哈！
PA: oh, I’m drunk? No, No, I’m not drunk.Wu „
旁白：小偷与路人甲撞在了一起。
A: The thief runs into the passerby A.小偷：哦，我的天啊，你在做什么啊！你闻起来味道好难闻啊！
T: Oh, my god!What are you doing? You are so smelly.路人甲：哦？对不起啊，我不知道我为什么会撞到你。你没事吧？
PA: OH? I’m sorrow.I don’t know why I will run into you? Are you ok? 旁白：就在这个时候，另一边，商店销售员发现了东西被偷了，于是报了警。销售员甲乙和警察一起追了上来。
A: In the meantime, on the other side, the shop assistants find something is stolen.So they call the police and chase the thief with the police.销售员甲：sir，你看，那小偷就在那边，我们跑的快点，我们快要抓到他了！
AA: sir, you see, the thief is there, we run faster, we will catch him at once.警察：不要担心，我相信我们能抓住他的。我可是一流的警察哟。没有人能从我手上溜走。
P: Don’t be worried, I believe we can catch him.I’m a first-rank cop.No one can flee on my hands.销售员甲：YES.SIR！
旁白：不久小偷也看到了警察和销售员追了上来，小偷感到有些害怕，于是推了路人甲一把（醉汉倒地），撒腿就跑。
A: soon after, the thief see the cop and assistants, he feels afraid.So, knock down the passerby A, running away.警察：站住，不要跑，你是跑不掉的。
P: stand here, don’t run, you can’t done that.接上：跑了一会后小偷自己也觉得逃跑很困难，而在此时刚好有一路人乙走了过来，小偷立马把他抓住，将他作为人质（拿着凶器），就在此时警察他们也赶到了。
A: Later, the thief feel it’s difficult to flee, in the meantime, passerby B is coming, so the thief grasps him at first.Police and assistants also arrive there.小偷：不要再靠近，如果你们靠近了，我将杀了他，我真会那样做的。
T: don’t be closer, if you do, I will kill him, I will do it.It’s true.路人乙：不要杀我啊，我是无辜的。
PB: Don’t kill me, I’m harmless.警察：好的，我们不会靠近的，你冷静下来，好吧？
P：Ok, we don’t move closer, you are calming down, ok? 销售员乙：对，不要杀人啊，那些东西就算是送你的了,要冷静,万事好商量
AB: Of course, don’t kill the man, you will owe those things, Calm down, all thing can be told.旁白：此时，路人甲又出现了，并且无意识的从后面靠近小偷，将要靠近的时候，突然路人甲觉得有些恶心，“哦”的一声，把酒吐了出来，刚好吐在了小偷的头上(小偷一惊，不知所措)。
A: right now, passer A turns up again and close to the thief unconsciously.But now, passerby A feels sick, oh, the wine is disgorged and it’s on the thief’s head exactly.路人甲：对不起啊，这只是一个意外，呵呵！
PA: I’m so sorry.It’s only an accident, he he!旁白：cop看到机会，就飞快的跑过去，抓住了小偷。
A: police see the chance.Run fast and catch the thief.警察：你看，我没有说谎吧，我的确是一名优秀的警察哟。吼吼！
P：you see, I don’t tell lies, I’m indeed a first-rank police.旁白：警察与路人甲对话。
A: Cop talks to the passerby A 警察：做的好，孩子（boy），我要奖励你一份礼物。
P：Well-done.Boy, you can get one thing.路人甲：我不要其它东西，我只想一杯啤酒，要冰过的哟。
PA: I don’t want others.I only want a cup of iced bear.旁白：此时销售员乙看着警察。
A：this moment, assistant B stare at the cop.销售员乙：哦！最后我终于知道了你为何说自己是一名优秀的警察！（鄙夷的表情）。
AB: Yeah.I know you’re indeed a first-rank police at last.You are right.
第三篇：英语小剧本
人物：A(衣衫褴褛）
B（衣着光鲜）
C小花
D小草
E椅子
F新闻记者 剧本：
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。A: sir, sir, please give me a piece of bread.Thank you, sir.I'm hungry to die.B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
B: get away, get away , dirty man.A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）A: sir, sir！
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
B: run away , please run away.I have no food, and I don't have money, either.C：他真愚蠢啊
C: hey, Xiao D, he is so foolish, isn't he?
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）D: yes, yes.A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）A: but....Sir....Please listen to me.....B：哇，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）B: wa, why are you so disgusting！
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ C: hey, chair, do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ E: ai， do you know, men are always very silly.D：是啊是啊 D: Yes, yes！
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。E: Sir!You lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者
今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。F: good morning, everybody.I'm a journalist
Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth, and two men are frightened to faint.Now, I will interview the two scared man.B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。B: Wo, my god, wo , my, mum.F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
F: I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take
notice of him.Let me interview the other man, hello, man, can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„ A: I'm sorry, I don't know how to speak “钱包” in English......F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
F: Dear audience, through this thing we can learn that how important it is to mastery a foreign language, and how large the money affect us.Is that all right, chair?
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）E: Yes, yes.C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。C: ai, men is so silly.D：谁让这是一个童话呢„„ D: Don't believe us, it is just a fairly tale.
第四篇：英语小剧本
09级国贸班女生609寝室 2011年大戏之《倩女幽魂》剧本
特邀嘉宾：王朔——燕赤霞
杨爽——黑山老妖
演员：
张曼曼——宁采臣
杨杨——姥姥
陈林雁——一号小倩
王文娣——二号小倩
徐雪雁——小雪
杨璐源——旁白等
Part one
Orchid Temple
旁白：Caichen is a scholar, he prepares for a exam in city.One day, he passes by a Temple, it’s getting dark,so he has to stay here tonight.Suddently, he sees a person.宁采臣是一个书生，他准备进京赶考。一天，他路过一个寺庙，天已经黑了，所以他不得不在这里过夜。突然，他看见了一个人……
（放音乐）——张国荣版倩女幽魂
宁采臣：Excuse me ,I will stay here tonight.Safe?
请问，住在这里安全吗？
燕赤霞：No,No,No……There is no tiger,but some little ghost.不不不，这里没有什么可怕的东西，除了，鬼。
宁采臣：I do not believe those……
我才不信这些呢……
燕赤霞：(摇头+叹气)Take care of youself.Bye bye!
那你好自为之吧，拜拜。
旁白：Ning Cai Cheng staies in orchid temple.Now he prepares to sleep.Suddenly …….(music——电影片段)宁采臣最终决定留在兰若寺，他准备睡觉，突然…… 敲门声。。
小倩：Open up.There is a ghost.救命啊
有鬼啊！
宁采臣：A ghost is chasing her ? That means she is not a gost.被鬼追？那她就不是鬼了 开门。。
小倩：Help!Ghost!救命啊
有鬼啊！
宁采臣：Lady,lady……
姑娘呀！姑娘
小倩：I am so scared.I am so scared.Please help me!
我很害怕，我很害怕呀，请帮帮我吧！
宁采臣：Where is the ghost ? 哪有鬼啊?
小倩：Let me hide behind you.Look , there is something moving over there.Hold me tightly.让我躲在你身边，你看看，那边有些东西在动。你快点抱住我！
（这时，躲在宁采臣身后的小倩打算借此机会杀害他）
宁采臣：wa！You are a ghost.(念经——菠萝蜜)
啊，你是鬼！
（小倩顿时头痛难耐，于是飞走了）
旁白：（鸡叫），Now the sun come out.In the next two days ,Qian often come to the Orchid Temple.They have special feelings slowly.(music——only you)
这时，天亮了，在接下来的两天里，小倩每天都去兰若寺找宁采臣，慢慢的他们产生了特殊的感情。
Part two
旁白：Now,Qian came back home,her sister Snow wait for her…………
小倩回到家中，她的妹妹正在等着她。
雪（看书）
小倩：Snow,is the Grademother back yet ? 小雪，姥姥回来了吗？
小雪： Grademother? NO……
你说姥姥？没有啊！
小倩：Start combing my hair.那你快点来帮我梳头。.(小倩变身)
旁白：QIAN restores her original appearance。
小倩变回了原来的样子。
小倩：you look so sad, what’s wrong? 妹妹，你怎么了？
小雪：Nothing, I will miss you in two days I am going to marry the MOUTAIN DEVIL you’ll always be my sister.没什么，我舍不得你而已。过两天我就要嫁给黑山老妖，总而言之，你永远是我的好姐姐。
小倩：Don’t worry I’ll help you.别担心，我会帮你的。
跳舞__撑腰
旁白： Grademother is coming（放音乐）
小倩：Grademother, Snow don’t want to marry the MOUTAIN DEVIL 姥姥，小雪不想嫁给黑山老妖。
姥姥：you betrayed my opinion go to die.你们背叛我，去死吧。
小雪：I’m die 小雪死了。
姥姥：QIAN ,you will marry in SNOW’s place(放音乐——小白菜)小倩你就替她出嫁吧！
Part three
旁白：Xiaoqian marry the Mountain Devil.小倩出嫁，黑山老妖出现。
（唱——今天你要嫁给我）
MD:I love you Qian , please marry me.--Is anybody object this wedding? 我爱你小倩，请嫁给我吧，有人反对吗？
小倩（做哭泣状)
(臣，燕出场，音乐——西游记)臣：I object！！我反对！
燕：Mountain Devil,today is your dying.黑山老妖，今天就是你的死期。
MD:Hahaha，you are joking me.The underword is invincible.哈哈，你在开玩笑。极度魔界。
燕:Soldiers of wind and show your powe!风火神兵如律令，法咒显圣灵。
燕:Stars,scatter；Heavn and earth us your power！!星罗满布，天地无极，乾坤借法。
旁白：MD died,Qian and Cheng happy together.最后，黑山老妖死了，有情人终成眷属。
（音乐__千年等一回）
谢 幕！！
第五篇：英语小剧本
Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye.Darling.第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（高兴得忘记了时间）maybe there’s no need catching time to the grandma’s.第三场：Grandma家
Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house?(高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边)Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音)Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh!What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look!What a big mouth? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look!A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： all right。But, you know, according to the new laws to protect animals, I’m not allowed to kill him any longer.oh, yes great!Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma： I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说)Help!(突然想起)Oh yes, relax yourself, you have no right to shot me!Hunter：（生气且激动）go out!Wolf：(慢慢走出,笑，得意)see you!（越走越累）why am I so tired?(看见一条河)oh,river.maybe I need a rest.(走到河边喝水)oh no!Help!Help!I can’t swim!(三人出现)Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
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