第一篇:当老外在问我们这些问题,可以这样回答他~(翻译已附)
当老外在问我们这些问题,可以这样回答他~(翻译已附).txt男人偷腥时的智商仅次于爱因斯坦。美丽让男人停下,智慧让男人留下。任何东西都不能以健康做交换。Q: Do Chinese eat dogs? A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs.And cats,too.Especially on your “Thanks giving” day.Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets.We regard turkeys as human's best friends.In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.(问:中国人吃狗肉吗?答:是的,我们经常吃,特别是在你们称之为感恩节的那天。但是,我们把火鸡作为最好的朋友。在中国,只有最没教养的人才吃火鸡。)
Q: China is becoming strong.Does your government want to take over the world? A: Yes, absolutely.As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.(问:中国正在逐渐变得强大。你们的政府是否想过接管这个世界。答:是的,这是毫无疑问的。我们变强大的时候,会立即去侵略伊拉克和阿富汗)
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks? A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.注:Seminoles(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族(问:你们的政府为什么不把西藏还给那些喇嘛们。答:因为那些喇嘛想帮助印第安人要回佛罗里达。)
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap? A: Yes.Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.(问:中国制造的产品都很便宜吗。答:是的,如果我们使用黑奴,价格会更便宜。)
Q: You have 1.4 billion people.Now what do you want to do with it? A: Find a new planet.Kill the native people there, and move in.(问:你们有十四亿人,现在你们想怎么解决这个问题。答:寻找一个新的星球,杀光所有的原住民,然后迁过去。)
Q: Why are you the only kids in your family? A: Because our parents don't fuck around.(问:问什么你们国家一个家庭只有一个孩子。答:因为我们的父母不乱搞。)