英语幽默小短文

第一篇：英语幽默小短文

英语幽默小短文

Wake up!Wake up!It's time for sleeping pills!

醒来！醒来！现在该吃安眠药了！

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.then he started again, and said he:“Let me ask the evolutionist a question---if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?”

“I'll venture an answer, ” said an old lady.“We have worn them off sitting here so long.”.教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？”

“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。

“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”

Late one night at the insane asylum(疯人院）one inmate shouted, “I am Napoleon!”

Another one said, “How do you know?”

The first inmate said, “God told me!”

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, “I did not!”

疯人院

一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑！”另一个说：“你怎么知道？”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的！”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说！”

Improvement

One student to another: “How are your English lessons coming along?”“Fine.I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.”

进步

一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样？”

“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”

Half or Five Tenths?

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five

tenths.半个还是十分之五

老师：你愿意要半个柑橘，还是十分之五个柑橘？

杰拉得：我宁可要半个。

老师：仔细想想，说出理由来。

杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就损失太多了。

The Reason of Being Late

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School--Go Slow'.迟到的原因

老 师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？

约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着‘学校－缓行’。

When Do People Talk Least?

Student A: When do people talk least?

Student B: In February.Student A: Why?

Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.人们什么时候说话最少？

学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少？

学生乙：在二月。

学生甲：为什么呢？

学生乙：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。

The plural Form of “Child”

Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

Tom: Men.Teacher: Good.And the plural of child?

Tom: Twins.“孩子”的复数形式

老师：汤姆，‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么？

汤姆：男人们。

老师：答得好。那‘孩子’的复数形式呢？

汤姆：双胞胎。

All Except the Music

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical

music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices.Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, “Have you enjoyed yourself today?”

“Oh, yes, miss!” said Sally, “It was lovely.All except the music, that is.”除了音乐

一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉：“你今天玩得好吗？”

“噢，好极了，小姐，” 萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。”

My Sister's Fingers

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.Teacher: I don't see any bandages.Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers!I told my little sister to hold the nail.我妹妹的手指头

老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了？

凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。

老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀？

凯温：噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。

The Climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.Teacher: Wrong.Matthew: But, sir!When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!新西兰的气候

老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样？

马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。

老师：错了。

马修：可是，先生！从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

Lightning

Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!闪电

老师：为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方？

罗伊：因为它击中一个地方一次以后，那个地方就不存在了。

Who Discovered Australia?

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.Johnny: It's there, sir.Teacher: That's right.Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

Sammy: Johnny, sir.谁发现了澳大利亚？

老师：约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。

约翰尼：先生，在这儿。

老师：对了。萨默，你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚？

萨默：先生，是约翰尼。

Essay

Teacher had set his class an essay in “A Game of Cricket”.After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.His essay read: “Rain stopped play.”

作文

老师给学生出了个作文题：“一场板球赛”。两分钟后，西蒙。斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了。他在作文上写道：“下雨，比赛终止。”

How Many Rabbits?

Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

Jonathan: Nine, sir.Teacher: Nine?

Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.多少只兔子？

老师：好，乔纳森，假如我给你三只兔子，第二天我又给你五只，你一共有多少只兔子？

乔纳森：一共有九只，先生。

老师：九只？

乔纳森：先生，我本来就有一只。

To Go to Heaven

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up.....what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up--don't you want

to go to Heaven?

Terry: I can't.My Mum told me to go straight home.去天堂

主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来。。你呢，哈里？你还没举手呢--你不想去天堂吗？

哈里： 我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。

第二篇：英语幽默小短文

英语幽默小短文

The Old Cat

An old woman had a cat.The cat was very old;she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse;she jumped and caught the mouse.But she could not bite it;so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse.She began to hit the cat.The cat said, “Do not hit your old servant.I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old.Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young.”

第三篇：英语幽默小短文

英语幽默小短文

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

The Fish Net

“Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”

“A lot of little holes tied together with strings.” replied the little girl.鱼网

“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？” 老师发问道。

“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。” 小女孩回答道。

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.“George, how did you like your new teacher?” asked his mother.“I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....”

新老师

9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。

“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？” 妈妈问。

“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？

尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后

Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night.He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm.He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: “I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”

“That's fine,” roared the boss, “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”

安眠药

鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”

“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”

Creative Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications.Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes.I got the job.I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.创造性

第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。

我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格

I knew that!There were two men who went out to eat together.They ordered fish.So on the table there were two fish.Normally not all the fish are alike in size, so there was one small, and one big.The first man just took the big one for himself without asking and feeling ashamed, or anything;and ate it.The other friend felt very disturbed and annoyed, he didn't know what to say.So he thought for a while, and then he said,“ If it were me,” I would have taken the smaller onefirst.“ So the other guy said,” See!I knew that!That's why I took the big one.“ He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad.How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, ”What happened?“ ”A kid bit me,“ replied Ivan.”Would you recognize him if you saw him again?“ asked his mother.”I'd know him any where,“ said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.“ 他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” 只剩一个引擎 One Engine Left

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, ”Attention, passengers.We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left.Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult.“ Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, ”Guess what, folks.We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one.We will now arrive in London three hours late.“ At this point, one passenger became furious.”For Pete's sake,“ he shouted, ”If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!“

一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。” The Advantage of Wearing Glasses

Helen's eyes were not very good，so she usually wore glasses，but when she nineteen and began to go out with a young man，she never wore glasses when she was with him.When he came to the door to take her out，she would take her glasses off，and when she got back home again and he left，she would put them on.One day her mother asked her:

“But Helen，why do you never wear glasses when you are with Jim? He takes you to such lovely places in his car，but you can't see anything.”

“Well，mother，” said Helen.“I look prettier to Jim when I'm not wearing my glasses and he looks better to me，too.”

戴眼镜的好处

海伦的视力不太好，所以他常戴眼镜。她十九岁时开始和一个男青年交朋友。当和男朋友在一起时海伦从不戴眼镜。每当男朋友到门口接她外出的时候，她就摘下眼镜；回到家里，男朋友走了以后，海伦才戴上眼镜。有一天妈妈问她：“海伦，你和吉姆在一起时为什么从不戴眼镜？他开车带你去优美的地方玩儿，可你什么也看不见。”海伦说：“嗯，妈妈，我不戴眼镜时吉姆看着我更漂亮些，同时我也觉得他显得更顺眼一些。” A Gentleman 绅士

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five.One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen.She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, ”Now here's a knife, Dick.Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman.“ ”Like a gentleman?“ Dick asked.”How do gentlemen do it?“ ”They always give the bigger piece to the other person.“ answered his aunt at once.”Oh“ said Dick.He thought about this for a few seconds.Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,”Cut this cake in half, Catherine.“.迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。

孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：“喏，迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。” 迪克问：“像一个绅士？绅士怎样做呢？”

他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。” 迪克说了一声“噢”。他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：“凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。”

Where It Should Be Plugged

A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old.One day, she took a plug and said to her son, ” Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes.Where do you think it should be plugged?“ She waited for an answer expectfully.”Plug in nose.“ is the answer.插在何处

一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育。她的儿子只有三岁。一天，她拿着一个插头对儿子说：“看，这里有两个铜片，那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢？”母亲期待着儿子的回答。

“插在鼻子里！”儿子回答说。

A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?“ ”I gave it to a poor old woman,“ he answered.”You're a good boy,“ said the mother proudly.”Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?“ ”She is the one who sells the candy一个好孩子小罗伯特向他妈妈要了两美分。“你用我昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我把它给了一个贫穷的老妇人。”他回答“你是个好孩子”妈妈骄傲地说。“这里有两美分多，但为什么你对老妇人这么有兴趣？”"她是一个卖糖果的”

第四篇：简单英语小短文

How a Colt Crossed the River One day, a colt took a bag of wheat to the mill.As he was running with the bag on his back, he came to a small river.The colt could not decide whether he could cross it.Looking around, he saw a cow grazing nearby.He asked, “Aunt Cow, could you tell me if I can cross the river?” The cow told him that he could and that the river was not very deep, just knee high.The colt was crossing the river when a squirrel jumped down fron a tree and stopped him.The squirrel shouted, “Colt, stop!You’ll drown!One of my friends drowned just yesterday in the river.” Not knowing what to do, the colt went home to consult his mum.He told his mum his experience on the way.His mother said, “My child, don’t always listen to others.You’d better go and try yourself.Then you’ll know what to do.” Later, at the river,the squirrel stopped the colt again.“Little horse, it’s too dangerous!” “No, I want to try myself,” answered the colt.Then he crossed the river carefully.You see, real knowledge comes from practice.中文翻译：

小马过河

一天，一匹小马驮着麦子去磨坊。当它驮着口袋向前跑去时，突然发现一条小河挡住了去路。小马为难了，这可怎么办呢？它向四周望了望，看见一头奶牛在河边吃草。小马问道：“牛阿姨，请您告诉我，这条河我能趟过去吗？”奶牛回答说：“水很浅，刚到膝盖。”

小马正准备过河，突然从树上跳下一只松鼠，拦住它大叫道：“小马，别过河！你会被淹死的。昨天，我的一个伙伴就在这条河里淹死啦！”小马不知如何是好，于是决定回家问问妈妈。

小马把路上的经历告诉了妈妈。妈妈说：“孩子，光听别人说是不行的，你自己亲自去试一试，就知道答案了。”小马回到河边，刚要下水，松鼠又大叫起来：“小马，你不要命啦？”小马说：“让我自己试试吧。”他一面回答一面下了河，小心地趟了过去。

这下明白了吧，实践才能出真知

The Fox and the Tiger(狐狸和老虎)An Archer, hunting in the woods, was so successful with his arrows that he killed many of the wild animals.This frightened the rest so much that they ran into the densest part of the bushes to hide.At last the Tiger stood up, and pretending to be very brave, told the other animals not to be afraid anymore, but to rely on his courage, and he would attack the enemy on his own.While he was talking, and lashing his tail and tearing at the ground with his claws to impress the others, an arrow came and pierced his ribs.The Tiger howled with pain.While he was trying to draw out the arrow with his teeth the Fox went up to him and asked, in surprise, whoever had the strength and courage to wound such a brave and mighty beast as the Tiger?

“Nay,” said the Tiger, “I misjudged my enemy.It was that unbeatable man over there!”

MORAL: Knowledge is power.中文翻译：

狐狸和老虎

一个射手正在森林里打猎。他的箭法好极了，射死了许多野兽。这可大大地吓坏了余下的动物，它们都跑到最茂盛的灌木丛中躲藏起来。最后，老虎站了起来，装着非常勇敢的样子叫其余的动物相信它的勇敢，不必再害怕。它将独个儿向敌人进攻。它一边说着，一边甩动着它的尾巴，并用它的爪子刨着地上的泥土，想使别人更信任它。就在这时，一枝箭飞来，刺穿了他的肋骨，老虎顿时痛得吼叫起来。

正当它尽力用牙齿拔出身上的箭时，狐狸走上前来吃惊地问道：“谁能有这样的力气和胆量来伤害象老虎这样勇敢而强有力的野兽呢？”

“不，”老虎说，“我错误地判断了我的敌人，是那边那个不可战胜的人打败了我。”

少儿英语小故事

One day,a little monkey is playing by the well.He looks in the well and shouts : “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says, “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” And olderly monkey comes over.He is very surprised as well and cries out: “The moon is in the well.” A group of monkeys run over to the well.They look at the moon in the well and shout: “The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let’get it out!” Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch.And he pulls the next monkey’s feet with his hands.All the other monkeys follow his suit, And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well.Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky, He yells excitedly “Don’t be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky!”

中文翻译：

一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。它往井里一瞧，高喊道：“噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里头啦！”一只大猴子跑来一看，说，“糟啦！月亮掉在井里头啦！”老猴子也跑过来。他也非常惊奇，喊道：“糟了，月亮掉在井里头了！”一群猴子跑到井边来，他们看到井里的月亮，喊道：“月亮掉在井里头啦！快来！让我们把它捞起来！”然后，老猴子倒挂在大树上，拉住大猴子的脚，其他的猴子一个个跟着，它们一只连着一只直到井里。正好他们摸到月亮的时候，老猴子抬头发现月亮挂在天上呢,它兴奋地大叫：“别蠢了！月亮还好好地挂在天上呢！”

Rabbit Finds a Home

Rabbit has grown up.“There are too many rabbits in this hole!It is time to leave the nest.I am going to find my own home,” the oldest rabbit says.Rabbit decides to look in a different hole.“You cannot live here.This is my home!” shouts Mouse.So, Rabbit hops into the forest.He looks into another hole.“You cannot live here.This is my home!” shouts Squirrel.Rabbit looks for a new hole, one he can call his own.“You cannot live here.This is my home!” shouts Ground Hog.Rabbit is sad.He cannot find a home.Rabbit does not see Eagle flying high in the sky.At that time, the beautiful White Rabbit saw Eagle.“Quickly, come inside!” she shouts.“Thank you so much.You have saved my life!” Rabbit says.“You're welcome,” White Rabbit answers.“What a roomy hole you have!I wish I had a hole like this!” he says.Rabbit was surprised by how big the hole was.“I am alone in this big hole.Why don't you stay here with me?” White Rabbit asks.“Thank you.I will stay here.Now, I have found a home!” says Rabbit.幼儿英语故事精选4篇 The wolf and the hares

The wind is blowing.It is snowing.The wolf is coming and say : “ I’m a wolf , I’m hungry.” The wolf is going the hares.“ open the door.” The hare say: “ who is it ?” the wolf say : “it’s me , Grandma.” “Grandma ? No, it’s not Grandma.” The wolf comes to the hares’ again , with a basket of bread..“ open the door.I bring you bread” The hares say to their sister : “Ah!It’s the wolf.we can’t open the door.” The wolf is very angry.He is hitting at the door.“Open the door!I want to come in!” The hares say : “ you are the wolf.we can’t let you in!” the hares are very clever.狼和野兔

天正刮着风下着雪。狼出来了，他很饿。他来到了野兔家“开门”。野兔问：“是谁呀？”“是我，我是你的外婆。”“外婆？不，不是。”狼又拿来了甜品来了，“快开门，我带来了面包。” 野兔对他的姐妹们说：“他是狼，我们不开门。”狼很生气，他踢着门说：“快开门！我要进去！”野兔说：“你是狼，我们不让你进来。”野兔真聪明。

幼儿英语故事精选4篇 A poor pig

Danny is a little pig.He is unhappy because he wants to leave home to see the world.It’s a sunny day.Danny goes away when his parents are sleeping.on his way he meets an elephant , a peacock and a rabbit.At last , he gets to a lake.He looks at his reflection in the water and says, “I wish I have an elephant’s nose , a peacock’s tail and a rabbit’s ears.” after a while , Danny’s wish comes true.He runs back excitedly.But his parents can’t recognize Danny , “Go away , you’re not our son.” Danny goes to the lake again.“ I just want to be a pig.” He says sadly.Danny waits and waits.He becomes a pig again.Danny runs back quickly.His parents hug and say , “ This is our lovely baby.”

可怜的小猪

丹尼是只小猪，为此他很不开心，他希望自己能够拥有大象的鼻子、孔雀的尾巴、小兔的耳朵。可是，当他的愿望实现的时候，爸爸妈妈却不认他了。可怜的小猪决定，还是变回自己原来的样子吧。

幼儿英语故事精选4篇 Look at the sky

One day , Charley boght a hot dog in a snack bar after school.Suddenly , he stopped and raised his head high.He kept looking at the sky.It lasted two minutes.A woman passed by.she saw Charley looking at the sky.and she stooped and also looked at the sky.The sky was blue.There were some white clouds.Charley still looked at the sky and didn’t move a bit.The woman also went on looking at the sky.Mary passers-by stopped.They looked at the sky , too.After a while , charley lowered his head.He laughed and asked.“what are you looking for in the sky ?”

The woman said : “ why are you looking at the sky ?”

“I didn’t look at the sky.” Charley pointed to his nose.” My nose was bleeding.”

看天空

查理在路上把头抬得高高的，路上的人以为天上有什么好看的，一个接一个的停了下来，抬头望着天，可是，查理抬头看天是因为他的鼻子出血了，那么其他人呢？

幼儿英语故事精选4篇 Who’s Broken A window ?

Billy and Bobby were small boys.They were brothers.and they often fight with each other.last Saturday their mother said to them , “I’m going to cook lunch now.Go out and play in the garden …and be good.”

“Yes , Mummy ,” the two boys answered and they went out.They played for half an hour , and then Billy ran into the kitchen.“Mummy ,”he said , “Bobby’s broken a window in Mrs Allen’s house ,” Mrs Allen was one of their neighbors.“He’s a bad boy ,” his mother said , “How did he break it ?”

“I threw a stone at him ,” Billy answered.” “ and he quickly mowed down.”

谁打碎了玻璃

比利和鲍比在花园里玩耍，不小心打碎了玻璃。比利向妈妈告状：“鲍比打碎了玻璃！”妈妈问：“他为什么打碎玻璃？”比利说：“因为我用石头扔他，他躲开了”。瞧，比利的回答多么可笑！

第五篇：英语小短文

一个农民有5个儿子。他们是Ted,Bob,Tom,John 和 Bill。John没有比他大的哥哥，他比第一个出生的比他小的那个弟弟大4岁，Tom哥哥的数量和他的弟弟的数量是一样的（就是他是老三）Bill 明年就21岁了，他比Bob大5岁，比Tom小2岁，Ted因为没有弟弟而难过 Ted 和John之间差了12岁

3。I work for 7up“!我可是在七喜公司工作呀

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says, ”Congratulations, you got twins.“ The man said ”How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins.“ After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, ”Congratulations, you got triplets.“ Man was like ”Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the “3 musketeers.” Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says

“Congratulations, you got twins x2.” Man is happy and says, “Ironic, I work for the hotel ”4 Seasons.“ All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall.They asked him what's wrong and he answered, ”What's wrong? I work for 7up“!

四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:”恭喜,你得了双胞胎.“男人说:”多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理.“过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:”恭喜,你得了三胞胎.“男人很喜欢:”嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事.“最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说: ”恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎.“男人很开心地说:”真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作.“他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:”什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!“

4。Five Hundred Times

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.”You are a school teacher, eh?“ said he.”Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition.Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times.“

五百遍

在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写„我开车闯了红灯‟500遍。”

5。Second language

A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush.She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.Mother mouse barked fiercely, ”Woof, woof, woof!“ The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, ”Now, do you understand the value of a second language?“

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”

.6。It is half past five,School is over.Vicky comes back.His mother is not at home and the door is closed.His brother Jim likes sports.He is playing football in the school.His sister Becky likes music and she is singing with her friends.Mrs Hyde comes back with a basket on her arm.Vicky sees his mother and runs to help her carry it.They come in and the girl finds there are three cakes in a bag.They are her favorite food and she wants to eat them.”The other two are for Jim and Becky,“says his mother.”You can have one.“ ”But I am hungry now,Mum.“says the girl,”May I have two?“ ”Yes,you can.“Says the mother,”Go and cut yours in half.“

现在是5:30,放学了.Vicky回来了.他的妈妈不在家而且门是关着的.他的哥哥Jim喜欢做运动.他正在学校踢足球.他的姐姐Becky喜欢音乐,她正在和她的朋友一起唱歌.Hyde太太回来时拿着一个篮子.Vicky看见了他的妈妈然后跑过去帮她拿篮子.他们进来,这个女孩发现包里有3个蛋糕.这是她最喜欢的食物,她想吃.”另外两个是给Jim和Becky的.“她妈妈说.”你可以吃一个.“"但是我现在饿了妈妈.”这个女孩说.“我能吃两个么?”“是的你可以.”妈妈说.“去把你的切成两半.”

7。A Supermarket

Near our school there is a supermarket.There are a lot of things in it.You can buy school things, like exercise books, rulers, pens, color pencils, erasers, maps and so on.You can buy drinks, vegetables, fruits, and other kinds of food.Some of them are cheap while some are expensive.On the second floor is the clothing section and there you can find different kinds of clothes.The supermarket is open twelve hours a day : from 9:00 a.m.to 9:00 p.m.The workers in the supermarket are very friendly and they can help you find what you want.On Saturdays and Sundays, the market is full of people

一家超市

我们学校附近有一家超市。里面有好多东西。你可以买到学习用品，比如练习本、尺子、钢笔、彩色铅笔、橡皮和地图等等。你可以买饮料、蔬菜、水果和各种食品。有一些商品很便宜，而有一些却很贵。超市的二楼是服装区。在那儿，你可以见到各种各样的服装。

这家超市每天营业12小时，从上午9：00到晚上9：00。里面的工作人员狠热情，他们可以帮助你找到你要买的东西。

每到星期六和星期天，这里就挤满了顾客。

八、My family

I love my family, because I have a happy family.My father is an English teacher.His name is Jacky.He is thirty-eight.He likes playing basketball.What‟s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you‟re right!My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven.My mother is always laborious work.I love my parents!On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball.Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home.I love my family.Because I‟m very happy to live with my parents together!

我的家庭

我爱我的家庭,因为我有一个快乐的家庭.我的爸爸是一名英语教师,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38岁.他非常喜欢打篮球.我的妈妈是赶什么呢?她是一名教师吗?是的.你说对了!我的妈妈是一个很亲切、友善的人,她今年37岁.我妈妈总是勤劳的干活.我爱我的父母.在星期六和星期天里,我经常去图书馆和弹钢琴.我爸爸去打篮球.有时侯,我们都在家看电视和听音乐.我爱我家.因为我和爸爸妈妈一起生活得很开心!

九、My Room

This is my room.Near the window there is a desk.I often do my homework at it.You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen.On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat.There is a clock above the end of my bed.I usually put my shoe under my bed.Of course there is a chair in front of the desk.I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.我的房间

这是我的房间。在窗口附近有一张书桌。我经常在那做我的家庭作业。您能看有些书，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和笔。在墙壁在书桌有猫的图片。有一个时钟在我的床上的末端。我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。当然有一把椅子在书桌前面。我坐那里，并且我能看外面的树和路

十、Skating

Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday.From then on, I developed the hobby of skating.It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life.I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good!

滑冰

妈妈买了我一双冰鞋鞋子在我的第五个生日。从那时起，我爱好滑冰。它不仅使我越来越加强，而且帮助我知道生活许多真谛。我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起来，就是非常好!

十一、The Sea

What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don‟t.The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big.In the world, there is more sea than land.Do you know Hainan Island? It‟s really very nice.We can see beaches, trees and the sea.We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places.海

你对海知道些什么？ 某些人知道关于它，但其他不。海看起来美丽在一个美好的晴天，海是非常大的。在世界上，比土地有更多海。您是否知道海南岛？ 那非常好。我们能看海滩、树和海。我们可以游泳和参观很多美好的地方。

十二、Computers

Computers are changing our life.You can do a lot of things with a computer.Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work.But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don‟t need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket.Computers help us live a more convenient life.计算机

计算机改变我们的生活。您能做很多事用计算机。例如，您能使用计算机写文章，手表录影CDs，戏剧比赛和完成办公室工作。但对计算机的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我们不需要离开家去从图书馆借用书或在超级市场做购物。

计算机帮助我们居住更加方便的生活。

十三、Smiling

I think smiling is as important as sunshine.Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day.If you aren‟t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy.Someone may say, “But I don‟t feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily.You will really be happy again.”

Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower.It will give you happiness.微笑

我认为微笑是一样重要的象阳光。微笑是象阳光，因为它可能使人愉快和有一个早晨好。如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后将感觉愉快。某人也许说，“但是我不感到愉快”。然后我会说，“请微笑，您，当您愉快地是愉快或戏剧与您的朋友。您真正地再将是愉快的”。

微笑可能让您有更多朋友。如此我说，微笑是象花。它将给您幸福。

十四、Sunday

It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school.I finished my homework the day before.So I decided to help mother do housework.I washed some clothes after I got up.Then I went shopping with a basket.I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market.After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family.In the evening, I sat at the table and began to write down on my notebook what I had done during the day.星期天

它是星期天，并且我没有必须去学校。我前一天完成了我的家庭作业。如此我决定帮助做家事。在我起来了之后，我洗了一些衣裳。然后我带着篮子去购物。我在市场上买了一些肉、蛋和有些菜。在我回来了之后，我开始为全家烹调晚餐。在晚上，我在我的笔记本写下什么我白天做了什么。

十五、春天：Spring

Spring is a delightful season.The temperatures are moderate, and the blooming trees and flowers make the city bright with colors.This is the time when we can begin to wear lighter and more brightly colored clothes and go outdoors more often.Smaller children like to bring their kites out to the spacious square.Also I enjoy going back to the village on this holiday after being in the city for the winter months.春天是个让人欣喜的季节.气温适中,挂满绿叶的树和盛开的花朵给城市增添了明亮的色彩.在这个时节里,我们可以穿上轻便靓丽的衣服经常出门去了.小孩子们则喜欢在广阔的天空中放风筝.在城里呆了一个冬天之后,我也喜欢回到村子里度假.夏天：

Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air.It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity.I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues.During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home.I usually go there during the summer vacation to relax after many months in school in the city.I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers.夏天是户外运动最好的季节.这是一个橄榄球的季节,橄榄球由于广受欢迎被称为全民运动.我常常看电视,看报纸,从报道中获得小联盟橄榄球赛的比赛结果.夏日里,我喜欢经常去海滩,因为那里离我家不远.在城里的学校呆了几个月后,暑假我常常去那里放松一下.此处有我很熟悉的村民们的宁静生活,这让我倍感舒适.秋天：Autumn

For me the autumn or fall starts in September when school starts its new term.I usually do some shopping.The mild weather made it very nice to study outside under the trees in a small park close to my house.I like to look up the leaves changing colors from green to red and yellow, and then brown colors.The park also has many bright fall flowers;sometimes I see a small squirrel coming down from the tree to hunt for food on the ground.On the weekends, I sometimes like to fly my kite.Usually on the street corners you can see street peddlers selling warm baked sweet potatoes.This is a nice time of the year.我觉得秋天是在9月份新学期开始的时候来临.我常常要去买一些东西.宜人的天气让我感觉在离家不远的小公园的树下学习是件非常惬意的事.我喜欢抬起头看蓍枝头上的树叶由绿变红,变黄,然后再变褐.公园里还有许多鲜艳的秋花.有时我会见到小松鼠从树上跳到地上觅食.在周末,我有时会去放风筝.在街头的拐角处,常常会有街头小贩在卖烤红薯.秋天是一年中的好时节.冬天：Winter

Winter is very cold and windy in most parts of China.I usually look forward to the Spring Festival and the winter holiday when I can go to the south where the climate is warmer during these holidays.Also, I look forward to seeing my grandparents and my friends.Winter is the time everyone is in a festive mood.In the city, I usually do a lot of reading at home in the winter because of eh cold weather outside.中国大部分地区的冬天是即冷又有风的。我总是盼望着春节或寒假，到时候我就可以去南方了，当地的气候在这时会暖和的多。我也盼望着去探望我的祖父母和我的朋友。冬天，每个人都怀着喜庆的心情。在城里，冬天的时候我经常待在家里尽情地看书，因为外面的天气非常的冷。

十六、My Mother

My Mother isa kind and gentle woman.She is always very gentle.She takes good care of her children and keeps them all at school.I have one brother and two sistets.So she gets four children in all.She gives us every comfort.We all love her and she loves us also.My mother has too much to do in bringing us up.As our family is too poor to keep a servant, my mother has always to do very much work.She gets up very early and sleeps very late every day.She works hard, yet without complaining.She is also a thrifty, and industrious woman.She saves every cent that she can and keeps everything in order.As she has been busy eversince she was young, she looks older than she really is.Her face is wrinkled, her hair becomes silver white, but she works as hard as ever.Often she says to us, “work while you work, play while you play.If you do not work, you will become lazy and of no use to society.” What piece of good advice this is!We must worth it well and always keep it in our mind.我的母亲

我的母亲是一位心地善良、性情温和的女性。她总是彬彬有礼。她细心地照顾孩子并使他们都上学读书。我有一个哥哥，两个妹妹，所以她总共有四个孩子。她使我们做每件事时都感到舒适。我们都爱她，她也爱我们。

为了抚养我们，母亲有太多的事要做。因为我们家很穷，雇不起佣人，母亲总是必须做很多工作。她每天起早贪黑，辛苦地工作，从无怨言。

她又是一位节俭勤勉的妇女。她尽可能地节省每一分钱，并且使每一件事情都井井有条。由于年轻时就一直忙碌，所以从外表看上去更见苍老。她的脸布满皱纹，头发也变成了灰白，但她仍像从前一样辛勤地操劳。

她常对我们说：“工作时工作，玩乐时玩乐，如果不工作，你将变得懒惰，从而无益于社会。”这是一番多么好的忠告啊!我们必须珍视它，并将它牢记心中。

十七、英语自我介绍

Hello,everybody.大家好

My name's（）.我的名字叫（）

I'm in Class()Grade six of（）school.我在（）学校6年级（）班级 I'm tall(short).I'm（）centimeters.我很高（矮），我（）厘米。I like English very much.我非常喜欢英语 Beacuse English is interesting.因为英语很有趣。So my English is very good.所以，我的英语很好。

I acquire many award.我获得过很多奖项。

I hope that every of you will love me。希望大家能喜欢我。

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Hi，boys and girls, good morning, it is my plearsure to take this change to introduce myself, my name is ***, i am 10 years old.About my family, there are 4 people in my family, father, mother, brother and me, my father and mother are all very kind, welcome you to visit my family if you have time!

嗨，男孩女孩们，大家上午好，很荣幸能有这个机会来介绍我自己，我叫***，今年10岁。关于我的家庭，我家有四口人，爸爸妈妈，哥哥，还有我，我的爸爸妈妈都是很友善的人，欢迎你们来我家玩如果你有时间。

I am a very outgoing girl(boy), I like reading、playing games and listening to music, of course, I also like to make friends with all the people in the school, I hope I will be your best friends in the sckooe life.我是一个很外向的男孩（女孩），我喜欢阅读，玩游戏，听音乐，当然，我也喜欢与学校里所有的人交朋友，希望在以后的学校生活中，我能成为你们最好的朋友。

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hello, everyone, it's my honor to stand here introducing myself.大家好，很高兴有机会在这里介绍我自己。

My name is xxx, from Class 2, Grade six,xxxx Primary School.我是xxx，xx小学六年级2班的学生。

I'm doing well in my study, besides I'm the monitor of my class and I get on well with my classmates.我学习成绩优秀，是班上的班长并且我和同学们相处很融洽。

I'm a happy and talented girl.I'm good at drawing and many of my drawings have won prizes.At the same time, I like telling stories.我是一个开朗又多才多艺的女孩，画画是我最擅长的，曾多次或奖。同时我还很会讲故事。

I'm interested in learning English very much, and I believe that I will do well in future.I won't let you down!

我很喜欢学习英语，我相信我会表现的出色，我不会让大家失望的。

Thanks for your listening.谢谢你们的聆听。

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小学生英语自我介绍--杨晓丹

Good afternoon, teachers!My name is YangXiaodan.I`m 11 now.I`m from Class2 Grade 5 of TongPu No.2 Primary School.My English teacher is Miss Sun.She`s quiet and kind.She`s short and young.My good friend is ZhangBingbing.She`s 12.She`s tall and pretty.We`re in the same class.We both like English very much.I like painting , listening to music, playing computer games

and reading books.My favourite food is chicken.It`s tasty and yummy.I often do my homework and read books on Saturdays.This is me.Please remember YangXiaodan.Thank you very much!

小学生英语自我介绍--徐璐璐

Gooda fternoon, teachers!My name is XuLulu.I`m 11.I come from Class1 Grade 5 of TongPu No.2 Primary School.There are 4 people in my family.My father is tall.My mother is pretty.My sister has a long hair.And I`m a good student.However, my home is near the school, I often get up early.Because I must work hard.after school, I like playing computer games and reading books.I`d like to eat apples.They are sweet and healthy.And I like Tuesday best.We have English, music, computer and P.E.on Tuesdays.My math teacher is Miss Huang.Her class is so much fun.So my favourite class is math.And I like Chinese and English, too.This is me.An active girl.Please remember XuLulu.Thank you very much!

小学生英语自我介绍

Hello, my name is_______.I am_______ years old.Now I am studying in_______Primary School.I am in Grade _______, Class_______.I live in_______.There are _______ members in my family—father, mother and me.My father is a_______ but my mother is working in _______.I love both of them.In my spare time, I like _______, and my favorite colour is_______.Also I love__________very much, such as ________________.I hope I can learn English well, because I think it very important.But_______ is favorite subject, because it is very interesting.I wish I can become a_______in the future.十八、The City Mouse and the Country Mouse

Once there were two mice.They were friends.One mouse lived in the country;the other mouse lived in the city.After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse;he said, “Do come and see me at my house in the country.” So the City mouse went.The City mouse said, “This food is not good, and your house is not good.Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city.You would live in a nice house made of stone.You would have nice food to eat.You must come and see me at my house in the city.” The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse.It was a very good house.Nice food was set ready for them to eat.But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise.The City mouse cried, “ Run!Run!The cat is coming!” They ran away quickly and hid.After some time they came out.When they came out, the Country mouse said, “I do not like living in the city.I like living in my hole in the field.For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid.”

【译文】 城里老鼠和乡下老鼠

从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好好友。一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。特别多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家瞧瞧。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。它把全部最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为啥住在田野的地洞里呢？你应该

搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，而且会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家瞧瞧。” 乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见特别大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑！快跑！猫来了！”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。过了一会儿，他们出来了。当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。”

十九、感人的英语小故事

A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night.一天夜里，男孩骑摩托车带着女孩超速行驶

they loved each other a lot..他们彼此深爱着对方

girl:“ Slow down a little..I'm scared..”

女孩：“慢一点...我怕...”

boy: “no, it's so fun..”

男孩：“不，这样很有趣....”

girl: “please...it's so scary..”

女孩：“求求你...这样太吓人了...”

boy: “then say that you love me..”

男孩：“好吧，那你说你爱我...”

girl: “fine..i love you..can you slow down now?”

女孩：“好....我爱你...你现在可以慢下来了吗？”

boy: “give me a big hug..”

男孩：“紧紧抱我一下...”

the girl gave him a big hug.女孩紧紧拥抱了他一下

girl: “now can you slow down?”

女孩：“现在你可以慢下来了吧？”

boy: “can you take off my helmet and put it on? it's uncomfortable and? It's bothering me while i drive.”

男孩：“你可以脱下我的头盔并自己戴上吗？它让我感到不舒服，还干扰我驾车。”

the next day, there was a story in the newspaper.a motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken.第二天，报纸报道：一辆摩托车因为刹车失灵而撞毁在一幢建筑物上

there were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived...车上有两个人，一个死亡，一个幸存...the guy knew that the brakes were broken.he didn't want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared.驾车的男孩知道刹车失灵，但他没有让女孩知道，因为那样会让女孩感到害怕。

instead, he was told the last time that she loved him, got a hug from her,put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself...相反，他让女孩最后一次说她爱他，最后一次拥抱他，并让她戴上自己的头盔，结果，女孩活着，他自己死了...once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale...就在一会的时间里，就在平常的生活里，爱向我们展示了一个神话。

二十、良好的生活习惯对我们的成长是非常重要的。你认为良好的生活习惯应当是怎样的呢？请根据下面的要点提示，写一篇80词左右的短文，首句已给出，不要逐字翻译，可适当发挥。

要点提示：1.吃得好，才能有健康的身体

2.必须吃早餐，给身体提供能量

3.饮食要健康，多吃水果、蔬菜，少吃垃圾食品

4.饭前要洗手

5.要早睡早起，熬夜对身体有害

6.参加体育锻炼，强身健体

I think good habits are very important to us, because otherwise we cannot stay healthy.Eating is one of the most important part, and we need to eat more fruits and vegetables instead of junk food.Breakfasts supply us essential energy, so do not skip them, and make sure that yo u wash your hands before each meal.Going to bed early and getting up early are great habits too, and last but not the least, exercises every day.Let all pick up these good habits and stay healthy!

二十一、初中英语作文题目：My favourite fectival

Spring festival is the most important festival in China and it is my favourite too.The Chinese families clean the house and purchase the necessities before the festival.Some families paste the couplets on the wall wishing good fortune.They have the reunion dinner on Spring festival eve.After that, the children set off the fireworks to celebrate the coming of a new year.On the first day of Spring festival, the people wear the new clothes and visit their relatives.They greet each others for good luck, and give the red pocket money to children.Everyone enjoy Spring festival.二十二、如何做一名模范生(How to be a Model Student)i want to be a model student.what shall i do?

i should be polite.i should study hard.i should capful and helpful.i should walk in the corridors.i should throw rubbish in the bin.i should be quiet in the library.i shouldn‟t walk and run on the grass.i shouldn‟t throw rubbish on the floor.i shouldn‟t run in the corridors.i shouldn‟t fight.i shouldn‟t be noisy in the library.how about you?

二十三、最好的朋友(best friends)

i have many friend.do you know who they are?are they my pet?

no.are they my classmates?no.let me tell you:they are my favourit book.i like books very much.i like reading science book,cartoonbook so on.not only let me know how wonderful the word is but also teach me how to be a good person in the society,they give me great pleasure.i love books!

二十四、My Family（我的家庭）

My family lives in Hsi-hu.there are four people in my family.they are my father, my mother, my sister and I.My father is tall and thin.He is a handsome man.He has big eyes.His hair is straight.He likes to watch TV and movies and read books.My mother works in an office.She cooks very well.She likes to read books, too.She is short and thin.My sister is a student.She is an independent girl.She is very graceful.I am a student, too.But I study in a junior high school.I go to school every weekend.I like to play dodge ball and listen to music very much.much.I like my family because each family member helps me a lot.My family lives in Taiwan, but my father doesn＇t.He lives in China.My family name is Jian.I have one brother and one sister.My name is Jeff.My brother＇s name is Art.My sister＇s name is Sophia.My father＇s name is Jian Zong-he and my mother＇s name is Jenny.I like to watch TV and play PC games.My brother likes them, too.My father and my mother both like to watch TV.My brother and I are both junior high school students.My father is a businessman.My mother is a businesswoman.I like my family very much.My family has seven people.they＇re my grandfather, grandmother, father, mother, my two younger brothers and me.My father is a businessman.He＇s busy working late everyday.My mother is a housewife.She cooks meals, washes clothes, and teaches us lessons everyday.My younger brother is a junior high school student, and we go to the same school.My grandparents help my parents look after my brother every day.We go to the movies every Sunday.Last Sunday my father took my family to a movie theater.the movie was Swordfish.the movie was good, so we had a very good time there.How＇s your family?

there are twelve people in my family.they are my grandfather, grandmother, father, mother, sister, two brothers, uncles aunts and me.I＇m a junior high school student.I＇m fifteen years old.My father is forty years old.He＇s running a coffee shop in mainland China.My mother is a nurse.She takes care of patients in a hospital in Taipei.My grandmother is housewife and my grandfather is a store keeper.One of my uncles is a detective.He is working in the National Police Administration in Taipei.His major job is to catch criminals.My aunt is a marketing manager.She works for a trading company.My brother and sister are elementary school students.My little brother is a cute baby.My family takes a trip together about every two weeks.I have a happy family.I love my family very much.二十五、我喜爱的老师(My Favourite Teacher)

Hello,my name is Steven.I have many good teachers, but my favourite teacher is Miss Li.SWhe is a very good teacher.She is very young, but her English is very good.She teaches us.English every day.Her class has so much fun.She sings songs with us, plays games with us.We are so happy.And we learn English well.Our English are very very good.So I like her very much.She likes reading books and playing sports.After class, Miss Li often plays sports with us.We are very happy.We all love her very much.This is my favourite teacher.She is a good teacher.I like my English teacher very much.What about you?Do you have a good teacher, too?

二十六、伟大的母爱 献给我的妈妈

我们都知道母爱是世界上最伟大最无私得爱，它具有任何东西都无法取代得价值。我有一位好妈妈，她那慈祥的目光和高尚的心灵给予了我深深的爱，就像春天的雨露浇灌着我茁壮成长，像寒冷的冬日里那一丝丝和煦的阳光温暖着我们稚嫩的心灵······妈妈用最无私的爱为我撑起一片晴朗的天空，妈妈用灵巧的双手帮我编织美好的梦想，未来。

妈妈像珍珠般的露水，我就像在阳光雨露下的一棵小草；妈妈像浩瀚无垠的大海，我就像海底的小动物；妈妈像潺潺流水的溪，我就像一条快活的小鱼；妈妈像枝繁叶茂的大树，我就像刚刚吐出嫩芽的一片小叶；妈妈像一把遮风挡雨的大伞，我就像是站在伞下的小姑娘······总之，妈妈给了我生命，给了我爱，给了我力量，为我做得太多了！

说到这里我不禁想起了孟郊的一首歌颂母爱的诗，叫《游子吟》。

游子吟

慈母手中线，游子身上衣。

临行密密缝，意恐迟迟归。

谁言寸草心，报得三春晖。

慈母双手不停飞针，为远行得有子赶制上衣。临走时还密密地缝了又缝，只怕儿子迟迟不回家。做儿女地像路边小草，怎能报答春天地温暖阳光呢 是啊！母亲是多么伟大，纯朴！

每当我再次回味这份可贵地亲情的时候往往会觉得母爱是从生活中的一点一滴流露出来的！

我爱妈妈！

妈妈，我要对您说：“我爱您，谢谢您！”因为是您从我懂事开始，就教育我要光明正大，心中有他人，也是您从我记事开始，就告诉我怎样做是做错了，怎样做是做对了，教我辨明是非。这一切，都使我的心灵健康成长

二十七、小学英语作文10篇范文

英语课程标准指出：“语言技能包括听、说、读、写四个方面，这四个方面是构成语言交际能力的重要组成部分。听和读是理解的技能，说和写是表达的技能。”写，尤其是写作，小学生的英语知识水平有限，所学的词汇、话题等内容较少，因此小学生的思维、想象和创作能力等均受到限制，大多数学生对写作感到恐慌，无从下笔。

我建议，要写好英语作文，培养语感是第一的，然后就是学习人家的好范文，从模仿中提升。于是抄录以下10篇范文以供参考。开心的一天 Happy day

Today I'm very happy,after I have breakfast,I go to park.It's a sunny day ,the bird is singing,I'm singing too.When I get to park,I see some girls are playing games ,so I join them.We play very happy.Then I have lunch with my friends.We both have a good time.what a happy day!我的老师 My Teacher

My English teather is Mr Xu, his English name is Martin.His English is very good.And he always wears a pair of glasses.He likes wearing blue trousers.My teacher is handsome.He often plays with us after class.He often reads books and English.His hobby is reading books.Mr Xu likes drinking Coke and eating chips.Sometimes he is angry, because we are naughty.Sometimes he is happy, because we are good.Mr.Xu is very good and handsome.We all like him.我的狗 my dog

What is your favorite subject?Miss Wang asks me.I like any subject.I like basketball only.I liketopiay with my dog ,Nick.His name is Nike.He is 2 years old.Nike doesn't like subjects ,But his "subject''is only running aroud with me.We're good friends.参观故宫 Visiting the Museum

It was fine for traveling last Sunday.I showed Ann round the museum.she was surprised to see many old things , and she was interested in the King‟s hat.She wanted to buy one.I told her it wasn ‟t real.Ann kept asking me some other thinges.When she saw a thing with three legs and a strange top , she stopped to point at in and asked me , “ What is that ? ” “ It is a cup.” I told her.We had a good time in the museum.有趣的画面 The fun picture

Let me say something about the picture.There are two tall trees in it.Under the tree there is a long chair.And there is an old man reading about swimming.Near the old man, there is a boy painting.I think he loves painting very much.Next to the painting boy, there are two boys playing football.They are happy.But the football is in the river.Near the river, there are three children fishing.They go fishing about twice a week and they always go to the People‟s Park.They like fishing.In the river, there is clear water and some fish swimming in it.The sky is clear, the sun is shining brightly, the weather is warm..There are two birds flying in the sky, they are happy.Wow, that is a fun picture!Dear friends, can you draw the picture? 我的父亲My Father

Hi, my name is Cindy.I have a good father.I like him very much.My father is a policeman.He is tall and strong.He looks very cool in the black police uniform.He works in the police station and he is very busy every day.He likes helping people.So he often goes everywhere by his motor cycle.When he sees the people in the trouble, he will try his best to help

the people.He is a good policeman.And many people like him very much, too.They often say: “MR Li, you are a good policeman.We like you very much.” But my father always has a point: Helping people is his duty.My father likes reading books very much.Because he thinks: A good book is a good friend.So he reads books after work every day.Sometimes he plays games with me.We are very happy.I like him very much, because my father is not only my father, but also my good friend.This is my father.He is a good father.I like my father very much!My dear friends, do you have a good father, too? 我的暑假My Summer holidays

I love holidays,because during holidays ,I can do everything I like,and study something new.Now the summer holidays is coming,I'm going to do something meaningful.I like English,I spell words well,but I can not speak English very well.So I want to improve my English in the holiday.I will read English every moring,and then I think my English must be improved.I will also learn to swim.I think it is very helpful.There are too many things to do,I believe in myself can do them well!My summer holiday must be a good one!(我的房间 My Room

I have my own room.It is big and nice.There is a bed, a desk and a shelf.The doll is on the bad.The lamp is on the desk.The books are on the shelf.The trash bin is behind the door.The clothes are in the closet.There is a air-conditioner over the closet.Look!There are many pictures on the wall.I love my room very much.四季 Four Seasons

There are four seasons in a year.They are spring、summer、fall and winter.I like spring.It is warm.It often rains.I can plant trees and flowers in spring.The spring is green.Summer is very hot.I can swim in the river.Fall is a good season.It is nice.I can fly kites in fall.I can eat many apples too.Winter is cold.I wish I can play snow and make a snowman in Beijing someday.Because it does not snow in Xinxing.I love all the seasons, because they are nice.我的一家人 My Family

This is my family.There are four people in my family.My grandmother, my father, my mother and me.My grandmother has short white hair.She looks very nice.My father has short black hair and small eyes.He looks very fat, so I often call him “fat man”.He works at a factory.My mother works at a L.D.T.My mother has long black hair.She likes sports and traveling, so I often go on sports with my mother.On holidays my family often go to travel.I study at Guiyuan Primary School.We are very happy.