第一篇：英文小品剧本羊肉串和纳税人
作者：张凯
Characters:
Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao
Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelatiohietweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhaenedin1980s.
ActI
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(iazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)
Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slied,takeitup,)
Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!
Dabao:(changefaces)
Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’otaxi.Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!
Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?
Taxi----!Taxi----!
Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?
Dabao:No,No,No,no!I'mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impoible!you'vebeenherefor2hours.Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)
Howdoyouknowit?
Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.Dabao:It’ｓabigbug!
Xiaofu:Oh.Don’twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!
Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok?
Xiaofu:Don'tcheatme,you'vesoldmorethan2hundredones.Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,let'litthedifference.8yuan,ok?
Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)
Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!
ActII
Mr.Shi:Thenextscenehaenediewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou.Let’senjoyit!
(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith“NOSARS”)
Dabao::Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.Xiaofu:Hi,Dabao:Hi.
Two:Whatafamiliarface.Two:It’syou!
Dabao:10yearast,youareastillataxcollector.Xiaofu:10yearast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.Howisyourbusine?
Dabao:EverythingisOK!
10yearast,youarestillbeautifulladyianliheofBeijing.Xiaofu:10yearast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanthan20yearefore.Dabao:Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtineervepeople,serveme.Xiaofu:Great!Haveyou……
Dabao:Married?I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.Xiaofu:Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?
Dabao:What?Taxi?Oh,tax!Ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof50YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.Xioafu:Yourreceipt,please.Dabao:(showsthereceipt)
Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycomputer.Xiaofu:Great!Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.Dabao:Thankyou.Itismyduty.I’mproudofmyselftopaythetaxforourcountry.Xiaofu:Yeah!Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountry’seconomy,andyoudoalotforOlympicsofBeijing!
Dabao:Let’sdoittogether!.It’aidthat,Don'taskwhatyourcountrycandoforyoubutaskwhatyoucandoforyourcountry.Justlikeme,sellYangrouchuan,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.Xiaofu:You'retheloveliestpeopleiewcentury!
Dabao:Thankyou!Andyou'retheloveliesttaxcollectoriewera!
X:Excuseme,andIhavetogonow.Bye-bye.D:Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?CouldIhaveadierwithyou?
Xiaofu:Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhuand?
Dabao:No,no,noproblem.6o’clockintheevening,Beichuanyuan,ok?
Xiaofu:justakidding.Ihavetogohomenow.(leaves)
Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.Dabao:Hopetoseeyoueveryday.TheEnd
第二篇：英文小品剧本+羊肉串和纳税人
英文小品剧本 羊肉串和纳税人
Act I
(on Wenming road of Sanmenxia, 1980s。A man is selling
yangrouchuan)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine,eaten one, want nine.Hi!Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up,)
Xiaofu: Tax!Pay the tax!
Dabao:(change faces)Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.Xiaofu: Tax!T---A---X!
Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi!Do you want me to calla taxi for you?
Taxi----!Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough!Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no!I 'm just have a look.The vendor has gone to the toilet.Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible!you 've been here for 2
hours.Dabao: Really ?
Xiaofu: Yes, of course.Dabao: How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been
looking at you for two hours.Dabao: It’ｓ a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh.Don’t waste my time!Please pay the tax----10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?!My god.I had just earned 20 Yuan one day!5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheatme, you've sold more than 2 hundred yuan.Dabao: 6yuan, my dearsisiter.7Yuan, my lovely beauty.Dabao: Not for you , not for me, let's split the difference.8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu:(looking around)All right,a deal.But no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman!Bad luck!I’m bankrupt.I have to change my place.Hope I would not meet her any more!Let’s go!
Act II
The next scene happened in new century.China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way,how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.Let’s enjoy it!
(In the market;Dabao in white clothes ,a board with “NO SARS”)
Dabao::Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan.Eaten one, want nine.Eaten one, want nine.Xiaofu: Hi,Dabao: Hi.Xiaofu and Dabao:: What a familiar face.Xiaofu and Dabao : It’s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.Xiaofu: 10 years past, you are still selling Yangrouchuan.How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!10 years past, you are still a beautiful lady!
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.Dabao: Thank you.No SARS, no dirtiness;Serve people, serve me.Xiaofu: Great!Have you……
Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married;I’m still single.Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?
Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax!Of course.I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.Xioafu: Your receipt, please.Dabao:(shows the receipt)Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.Xiaofu: Great!What a good taxpayer you are.Dabao: Thank you.It is my duty.I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.Xiaofu: Yeah!The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy!
Dabao: Let’s do it together!
Xiaofu:: I have to go now.Bye-bye.Dabao, See you tomorrow.
第三篇：有关文化差异的英文小品剧本
Script Outline: Two foreigner comes to a Chinese couple’s for a dinner, and there are some jokes of cultural differences.Character: Chen(American), Tao(American), Liu(Chinese husband), Chu(Chinese wife)
Liu : Long time no see!My best friend!
Chen: Don’t ask me good ,I’m fine, thank you.Chen: What’s the matter? Aren’t you feeling well? Liu:废话这一个熊抱，舒服才怪!
No, no, no, but we Chinese prefer to shake hands.Tao: Ok, this is the gift I bring you.Chu: Oh, thank you!Tao: Why do not open the gift to see them? Chu: Open? Why open? Tao: No why!If I were you, I will open it!Liu: But we Chinese people are accustomed to after dinner and then open.Tao: You must open it now.Chu: No, no, no.Tao: Open, open, open.Chu: So bad boy!But I forgive you.Let me see, what’s this? Tao: This’s a lucky draw card.Let’s watch TV.Chu: I have the first prize!Chen: What a lucky dog!Chu: What? You said I was a dog? 八嘎！
Tao: Cool down, cool down.In our American that you are a dog is in praise of you.Chu: 索嘎.I see.Now to supper.Chu: Food delicious you? Chen, Tao: Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Liu: My wife to cook very tasty!This, this, …
Chen: Enough!Why not let me have a dinner myself? Liu: Delicious? Ha, ha, we’ll get more!Honey, more!Chen: What? No zoo no die!Liu: There is no such delicious food in American? Right? Chu: It seems that you like it very much.I’ll get you into a bowl.Chen, Tao: Oh, no.We do not want to eat.Bye！!
第四篇：英文小品搞笑剧本
小品是一种有趣的表演方式，大家喜欢看小品节目吗？以下是小编精心准备的英文小品搞笑剧本，大家可以参考以下内容哦！
四人搞笑英文小品剧本【1】
Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing: Me too.I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?
Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!
Ca: You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!
Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!
Ca: so do I.how much I love French food!
Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation?
Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.from
Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse
Ci: They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?
Wing&Ca: No
Ci: The answer is dumplings!
Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted.Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me.what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings
Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)
CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”
Ca: sure, here you are.what s next?
Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together.be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer
Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it.shall I blend them?
CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)
Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared.lets start!
CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?
Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.Wing: God.Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!
CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life.Let’s cheers!
Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!
英语搞笑小品剧本【2】
(Original script)
(William carry his bag to school)
William: Today is my very first day at campus, I heard of campus is a ivory tower and full of joy, in there,I can broaden my horizon and follow my interest to making friends, especially the association of campus is a shinning view, look ,there is a hip-hop association, I will go there, follow me.Association : Howdy, guys, come here.Are you a freshman?
William: Yeah.Could you tell me something about your association?
Association：Of course.Firstly, let me ask you some questions.Do you want to show your talent?(YES)
Do you want to enrich your campus life?(YES)
Do you want to be a star?(YES)
So, this is the stage what you want, we’ll give you many chances to show your style.Come on, no hesitation.W: Okay, that’s great, I will join you.Voice-over：A month later, William had come to know that he has a lot of things to do, he is confused there.William: This is my homework, and this is my activity, which one I should choose? Oh my god, who can help me?
Voice-over：At that time, the learning angel and the hip-hop fairy come to his mind at the same time.Learning Angel: To be or not to be, that is a question.Litter William, Shakespeare is calling you.This is the ocean of knowledge , the heaven of literature.Please take your book and come to my world.W: Okay, angel , wait me …wait me.Voice-over: Suddenly, the hip-hop fairy is coming.Hip-pop fairy: Yo yo yo!Everybody!Push you hands up.(Singing)Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise playing in the street gonna be a big man someday, you’ve got the mud on your face, big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place.Singing, we will we will rock you.Singing, we will we will rock you.What’s boy? Come with me, we have a big party.Hurry up!
William: Wow, so cool, take me away.(leave his book on the floor)
Learning Angel：No!Stop！
(Face to William)You can’t do it.It is time to study.(Face to Hip-pop fairy)And you, who are you?(The tone with provocation)
Hip-pop fairy: It’s none of your business, it’s time for fun, get out of his world, he should come with me.Learning Angel: No!You can’t!Shut up!
Hip-pop fairy: What? What?(Disputing)
William: All right… all right.Calm down….calm down guys!We must have a talk!
Learning Angel and Hip-hop fairy: Okay…okay.(Calm down)
William:(Face to Learning Angel)You, you’re the important part of my life, I know I should pay more attention to you.But, you（Face to Hip-hop fairy）,without you, my life is not complete.(Face to audiences)Learning angel is my right hand, Hip-hop fairy is my left hand, you should get well alone with each other and work together, I need you to create my beautiful campus life.Learning Angel: Okay, William is right.Hip-hop fairy: Yes, I really think we should be friends.(shake hands)
(Singing together)
William: They’re the girl on my mind and I know I’m thinking of them, on my way through the day and the night the stars shine above me.L/H: We have been heard some words about the guy he is too much stronger, and we will singing the song, hoping we will happy together.W/L/H: Our hearts go sha la la la la,sha la la in the moring,oh sha la la la la, sha la la in the sunshine,our hearts go sha la la la la,sha la la in the evening ,oh sha la la la la ,sha la la la la just for you.W/L/H: We hope all of you could find a right position of your life, balance your study and entertainment, make you life full of joy and create some unforgettable memories, at last , we hope you will “make it better”.The end…
第五篇：小品剧本
文章标题：小品剧本-怕做典型
下午五点钟左右，农民实业家刘贵和老婆林莉正在家里算收入，有人敲门，是镇里管工业的副书记和副镇长。
林莉：（打开门）哎哟，书记大人，镇长大人，贵人，请进。
书记：别叫得那么好听，还只是副的。
林莉：唉呀，叫的人省心，听的人舒心嘛。别谦虚了，你们也很快就由姨太太转成正房了。什么风把你们又吹来了？
镇长：（用手指指林莉笑笑说）你这个林莉呐，真是灵牙利齿，什么叫又来了？不欢迎吗？你可别后悔。
林莉：（装做自打嘴巴）对不起，我没文化，大人不记小人过，请坐吧。
书记：（左右看了看）老刘呢？不在家吗？
林莉：在，他不在家，我敢一个人呆家里吗？
林莉朝里屋喊起来：“当家的，快出来接客，首长来了。”刘贵跑下楼来
镇长：（看着刘贵）老刘，你的好运来了，今天早上没听到喜鹊叫吗？
刘贵：（摸摸头，憨笑）还有什么喜鹊，乌鸦倒不少，害得我不知是狼来了还是鬼子进村了呢。
林莉：（瞪着刘贵，不好意思地看着书记和镇长）有你这么说话的吗？书记，镇长，我们老刘不会说话，你们可别往心里去。
书记：（摆摆手）我们做惯了基层工作，还受不起这点幽默吗？
刘贵：（看着书记和镇长）有什么事？可以先说吗？晚痛不如早痛。
镇长：（拍拍刘贵的肩膀）不用那么神经过敏，总之是百年不遇的大好事。省里不是要搞第二次填肚子工程吗？目的是要全省人民狠挖各自的潜力，实现二次创业。咱们县就只有养羊才是点特色，而咱县养羊成点气候的就只有你，所以请你配合一下县里的战略方针，到时候你只会更加吃香喝辣，决不会啃回骨头的。
刘贵：怎么个配合法？
镇长：想让你把养羊场搞大点，也就是说，扩大经营。
刘贵：我就只有这点底子呢。
镇长：我们既然叫你搞，当然要大力支持你，怕什么？由我们出面给你贷款，派车和联系销路，你只要负责好具体的管理就行了。
刘贵：我还没玩过这么大的牌呢。
镇长：现在时兴集团军做法，不兴打游击了。
刘贵：可我是在商言商，万一到时候来个黄庄或放大炮给别人呢？
镇长：（拍拍胸口）有我们政府撑着，你还担心什么？我们早替你做过侦察兵了，自从克隆羊出来后，越来越环保的谗虫们就觉着圈养羊的稀奇了，我们要抓住这个机遇。你要是搞好了，我们也跟着多沾点荤；要是弄砸了，我们的乌纱帽也戴不稳。到时候，省里和县里还会下来开现场表彰大会，你想不做明星都难呢。
刘贵：（搓搓手）给你这么一说，我觉得好象明天就要被中南海召见了呢。但我还是心里没底，万一背时，到时候遇到熊市，你们拍拍屁股就能走人，我可到哪里去躲债主？
镇长：（握了握刘贵的手臂）不要把我们说得那么赖皮嘛，我们是为你好，也是为了我们自己呢，再怎么着，我们还要在这里呆嘛。
书记：（终于严肃起来）当初你什么都没有，我们不是大力扶持你搞成了吗？好歹也是在我们的地盘上，还保护不了你？
林莉：（捅捅刘贵）你这个人也真是的，领导这么看得起，你怎么也得拿出点精神来嘛。
刘贵：（咬咬牙）好吧，就当得赌一盘吧，反正咱也是赌着起来的。
副书记和副镇长走后，刘贵和林莉夫妻俩还在琢磨。
刘贵：我还是不太敢上他们这个赌桌。
林莉：怪不得人家说农民企业家成不了大气候，你也太跟不上形势了，要玩就玩大牌，老和那些小牌能赢什么大钱？
刘贵：万一手气不好呢？现在还没有公平竞争的好事呢。
林莉：他们当官的也是在赌，难道我们就赌不过他们？
刘贵：他们可都是戴着护身符来赌的，又不要自己的本钱，咱能比么？
林莉：你也别把他们看得太高了，他们赌输了，照样是什么都没有；你赌输了，起码还有我嘛，你还担心我会给孩子另找个爹不成？大不了咱又从头挨起，又不是没挨过。
刘贵：你说得轻巧，好不容易混到这份上了，还要走回头路？
林莉：我说你死脑筋就是死脑筋，你没听清副书记后面的话吗？那意思就是说，既然能把你扶起来，就能把你打下去。你要是搅黄了他们露脸的机会，以后处处给你亮红灯，你这生意还怎么做下去？就算到头来弄败了，他们也不可能不够意思吧，起码他们得做贷款担保人呢。
刘贵：（顿了顿）明天你先把五六万块钱存在我爸的账上，作为我们以后的生活费。
半年后的一天里，刘贵在家接到营销员的电话，立即嚯地站了起来。
刘贵：（紧握着电话，嗓门越来越大越来越急）什么？外地更大的集团军抢了地盘？你们大方点嘛，舍不得肥羊套不了狼！……什么？人家出的血比咱们多几倍？那镇里的那帮家伙呢？……什么？一句集体担保的就完事了？还成了红人，调到上面去了？那县里呢？……什么？县里竟然说是由乡里负责的，不关他们的事？够了，够了，不要说了。
刘贵气愤地把电话掼在地上。
有人敲门，是县电视台的记者。
刘贵：（没好气地）你们的消
息真灵通，来出我的洋相？
记者：你说到哪儿去了，听说你的创业成绩很突出，乡里有关的干部才调了上去，我们是来挖你这个优秀的典型呢，还请你能配合。
刘贵：（苦笑）好吧，再配合一次也无妨，你们知道我实际上成了什么典型？
记者：那当然是二次创业的典型啦。
刘贵：（大声地）我他妈成了傻瓜的典型。
记者：（愕然）……
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