爆笑英语试题

第一篇：爆笑英语试题

1._______________ Little Red Hat, the wolf went to bed and slept.(swallow)大灰狼一口吞下了小红帽，然后上床觉觉了。

2.Singing“You dont know love,Far High”,she threw the tortoise into the river,with tears ______ her eyes.(fill)唱着“法海你不懂爱”，她把那只乌龟扔进了海里，眼里满是泪水。

3.Sorry,the person ______ are in Grade 2 now.Please dial again two years later.(call)对不起，您所拨打的用户正在高二，请两年后再拨。

4.There are 2 ways to drive a person crazy.Firstly,leave the words ______.(finish)有两种方式让人抓狂。一，不把话说完。

5._________________ puppy love, the teacher always arranges for beautifulgirl-student to be his deskmate.(prevent)为了防止他早恋，老师总是让漂亮的女生和他同桌。

6.Have you seen Mr.Zhang ______ “Little Apple”?Thats such a beautiful scence that I dare not have my eyes ______ on it.(dance,fix)你看见过张Sir跳“小苹果”吗？那画面太美俺不敢直视。

7.A Twitter:My look can keep me ______ until my graduation.God Comment:But can your intelligence?(study)一条说说：我的相貌可以让我安心学到毕业。神评论：你的智商可以吗？

8.______ with the graduates of Blue Fly Technical School,the graduates of Tsinghua University are not that skillful when _______ excavators.(compare,operate)和蓝翔毕业生相比，清华毕业生开挖掘机的技能简直弱爆了。

9._______ the exercises,I become crazy.My dear teacher,I have had enough of you!(do)做完这些联系，我也醉了。亲亲的老师，你够了。

10.Get me _____________ a quiet handsome boy.(be)我还是做一个安静的美男子算了。

第二篇：英语试题

选择题

1.Janeas soon as she recognized it was her former boy friend's voice..2.Air-conditioned buses, placed to serve about 50 routes, became very popular in Chongqing 3.They also learn there is no easy way 4._success but to work hard._many people nurses rather than in hospitals in the US.help at the accident.6.Visitors are not allowed to stay 7.Leaders of many countries have B_congratulatedthe return of Hong Kong._ Chinese leaders on 8.In Britain nowadays, _are used travelling in long, narrow boats.mainly for 9.It's been dry for so long that the forest could burst intomoment.at any 10.A better working environment improves B_ hence productivity.people's performance, and He could remember _happened, but he couldn't remember the accident itself.12.From eight o'clock until ten he was working in the garden, but since then he _ ___ in the sun.13._____D as crowded ___ this morning centre wasn't 14.When the guest came off the plane, the president went forward and shook _______ with him._____ they had the many things to adjust to.16.theirThe dinner whole with family the door were having ____D from sparks people ___A alsoproducedobtainedfire __ 18.mad___sixty-four.Eight times eight ___famous dancer dislikes to be surrounded by20.It is of her fans.the world's coldest continent, is hard _填空 more, I you can't must help try both to do of it you(youany)—（yourselves）2.(send)(Would _to serd)it ___ a thank-you note be considered rude by fax to a manager after a job interview? 3.Peopleenjoy shopping there because it has modern shops, together with __traditionalthe atmosphere _ street market.of a(tradition)4.I have seen people spending too much little time on the(solve)_time on the problem solution_and __ too5.They made an(analyze)_contained _analysis_substanceof the food harmful and found to the it health.6.with you though we are good friends.(person)personally_ I don't agree7.The judge ordered that the witness(tell)8.We want _tellto __ the truth.challenge(ability)__able__ students, to show how good they are.9.Ourbody(store)_stores_ up fat to use as energy and protect us from the cold.10.We

think that the duty of the police is to(sure)_ensure__that people are protected from crime.11.His life was devoted to(care for)

_caring for_ the sick and the needy.12.__is_damaged, If either there of the will lines be(be)a power-cut.13.telephone Hemanaged(find)number I had to find given __ him the before.14.know I do.I wish she(come)_Don't you ever miss Joan? would I come_15.__back home.What was

it about this manthat(enable)enabled _ __me to reveal a different part of myself.16.Deisyrealizes her husband has married rather than love.her out

of(loyal)_loyalty 17.The number of candidates for April because GRE it will test be the hit last record written highs test before the examination becomes(computer)_18.The chairman computerised_said,“The plan(discuss)____beingdiscussed____ now must be kept as a secret

19.Have you ever stopped to think how many of the everyday things in your life are the product of someone's hard work or(imagine)____imagination__ genius.20.empty.The The lecture speaker hall was disappointed was almost at the poor(attend)___attendance

阅读理解

Each day, computers help millions of people For example, do their they jobs can more help effectively.managers decide on a future course of actioncommunication usually have vital roles ……………….and data and are given critical office functions to perform

.1.Which of the following examples shows the controlling function of a computer? B.HelpingB

managers check if planned goals are reached.2.if ____Employees _D___.may have better moraleD.the managers pay more attention to them

3.Which of the following is the most essential to a successful businessman? C

C.He can get timely information.4.The office duties used to be _____5.Which of the following is the best B__ boring _.suggested title?Da ComputerD.Employment Benefits by

Task 2 Do you

know what the word ”jazz" means?......music in the Uproduced nited States some of and the world's Europe greatest and musicians, composers and singers.1.In the early 1900s, jazz music was ___C_ enjoyed in everyday life ____.2.The first jazz musicians ____A_ borrowed harmony__.European ideas of 3.What made jazz different from other music was __C.thebeatone-Two-three-Four _____.4.Which of the following statements is NOT true? A.Jazz is not as much welcomed inA

Asia as in Europe.5.means for performersJazz is now _____D___ to make a one lot of money

Task 3

The trouble with most schemes to deal the with automobile the problems is created that they by underestimate undertaking………………since the car the vastness of their itself stands for the glorification of impulse.1.Which of the following is the focus for most traffic experts?D Transportation.2.automobile The second provides paragraph ____Bshows _ privacy the ____.3.____ Getting _A____.a driving license shows A.the perfect sense to be a man4.is NOT true?Which of the following statementsA

A.Most car drivers can not suffer the bumper to bumper frustration.5.We can infer from the passage

that _____D____.D.psychological needs cars are also bought forTask4 The English language is the lingua franca extent not(通用语言imaginable)of business even a decade to an ago…………a major factor in attracting rather than anywhere else in the EC Japanese firms to Britain 41.According to the author, the English language _____C.has been more widely _C___.used in business in recent years 42.organization according to the passage? What is true about the EFTAC C.company The EFTA with English is an as international its official language.43.using of all the nine official languages The author's attitude towards the in the EC would be __44.B_ criticalAll of the__.following statements are true EXCEPT that __A_______.A.there are as many language training schools in Japan as in England45.It can be inferred from the passage that ____C.Japanese businessmen would prefer _C____.to do business with Britain rather than other European countries单词连线 A-contract 合同B-counter-offer 还盘 C date of delivery customs duty 关税D-E-declared value 申报价值F-duty-free H-export duty entry 免税入境I-installment分期付款J-multi-national corporation K-shipment装运交易会L-showroomM trade mark-trade gap商标贸易逆差N-O-transitA-Tour Centre B 部FoodandBeveragedivision餐饮C Receiving AgencyD E-Freelance Tour Guide-Director of housekeeping 兼职导游F Sales Departmenty 销售部G-General Reception H-Front Desk Cashiers 总服务台I-Group Bookin 团体预订 J Tourism Department K-Lobby Assistant Manager旅游部门大堂经 理 L Director of Front OfficeN Front Office Division前厅部前厅部经理M Tourist AssociationO-Chief Floor Supervisor选择恰当的翻译 61.We shall be obliged if you can send us some samples with the best terms at your earliest convenience.D.若贵方能早日送来样品并给予最D 优惠条件，我方将感激之至。62.IGoods sold at lower prices are not necessarily popular items.C C.价格低廉的商品未必就是畅销货。63.As you suggested, we have paid for extensive advertising in local newspapers.A.按照你的建议，我们已经花钱在A 当地的报纸上大作广告。64.And you're going, once you you have can easily decided purchase where your ticket online from services within the Yahoo's Travel.D.一旦决定了去何处，你就可以非D 常容易地在雅虎旅游网站上的服务部门买到机票。61.When millions of tourists pour into the city every summer, big restaurants always waiters.takeA on a lot of part-time A.每年夏天，当大批游人涌入这座城市，大饭店总要聘用许多兼职招待。62.If you give some attention to figures on population and consumption, you would be more successful in

selecting a market.B.如果你能注意一下有关人口和消B 费的信息，那你在选择市场上会更加成功。63.I greatly regret that I'm unable to attend the important sales meeting next Monday.D.很遗憾我不能出席下周一那个重D 要的销售会议。64.They have put up many shops and hotels to satisfy the needs of tourists.C C.足游客们的需要。他们建了许多商店和饭店，以满英语翻译题答案： 1.有时最好的毕业生也很难通过考试，使他就业的梦想破碎。The best graduates can still fail the job interview sometimes and their dreams of employment are shattered.2.班长熟练地处理了那一困难的争议。The argument skillfully.monitor handled that diffcult 3.班上嘈杂的声音干扰了我的工作。The noise in the stree interfered with my work.4.的困难。不要一遇到麻烦就强调工作中 Don’t stress the difficulties in work whenever you meety with trouble.5.亏得你的帮忙，我才及时完成了工作。I finished my job in time owing to your help.6.我们没能说服他放弃出国的计划。Wetriedinvain to persuade him to give up the plan to go abrod..7.His他的行为有悖与公众利益。public’s interest.behaviorisin conflict with the8.The year 澳门于of 1999 1999年回归中国。saw the returnof Macao to China.9.不包括他要给晚报写稿子。他每天要工作8个小时，这还 Every day he has to work for eight hours, has to writer for the enening newsper.not to mention the articles he 10.我们希望在座的每个人只就讨论的问题发言。We wish everyone present would confine himself to the matter under discussion.11.经济萧条总是伴随有高失业率。Economic hand-hand depression with a high always rate goes of unemployment.12.Marriage 法律不承认未登记的婚姻。without registration is notrecognized by law.13.和好的刹车。汽车应有安全装置比如安全带 Automobiles must have certain safety devices brakes.such as seat belts and good 14.几家公司正为这项合同相互竞争。Several companies are competing with each other for the contract.15.Recreation is an important part of life.娱乐是生活的重要组成部分。16.以前中国老百姓不熟悉的保险业这几年变得流行起来。Insurance, which was not familiar to ordinary Chinese at all, has become popular in the recent years.17.他的好成绩来源于他的努力。His good grades result from working hard.18.据一些科学家观察，在不久的将来我们很快会面临能源危机.According to the observations of some scientists, we will be short of energy in the near future.19.Bad news spreads fast.坏事传千里。20.带现代技术来的外国投资者最受欢迎。Foreign investors who bring modern technology with them will be most welcome.

第三篇：英语试题

民族小学六（1）班学生家长会发言稿

（2012—2013学第一学期）

时间：2012年9月28日晚7：00---9：00

地点：六（1）班教室

主持人：万 登 贵

参会人：六（1）班各任课教师及全体学生家长或监护人 尊敬的各位学生家长：

大家晚上好！

欢迎大家在百忙之中抽出宝贵的时间亲临本班，本着关心自己孩子的学习与发展，来参加本次学生家长会，旨在加强与各任课教师的沟通与交流，共同管理好孩子的健康成长，从而更好地为学生服务。今晚会议的主要议程有：

一、学生家长或其监护人签到;

二、黄校长讲话（向全体学生家长介绍校园及周边存在的安全隐患）；

三、班主任介绍本班学生的基本情况以及班级管理措施，强调假期安全；

四、班主任介绍本班各任课教师基本情况；

五、由各任课教师分别介绍该学科学生的学习情况；

六、各家长发言，提出相关的意见和建议；

七、班主任做总结发言，并向各家长提出一系列建议和要求；

八、家长与教师之间进行自由交谈。

第四篇：英语试题

第一部分 单项选择

1、Thank you for sending us ____ fresh vegetables of many kinds.You have done us ____ a great service.A、不填；a B、the；a C、不填；不填 D、the；不填

2、Now that we ____ all the money, it’s no use turning on me and saying it’s all my fault.A、had lost B、lost C、have lost D、lose

3、We had a really bad time about six months ago but now things are ____.A、looking up B、coming up C、making up D、turning up4、——When did it begin to snow? ——It started ____ the night.A、during B、by C、from D、at5、Young as he is, David has gained ____ rich experience in ____ society.A、the;the B、a;不填 C、不填；不填 D、不填；the6、____ from endless homework on weekends, the students now find their own activities, such as taking a ride together to watch the sunwise.A、Freed B、Freeing C、To free D、having freed

7、——So you missed the meeting.——____.I got there five minutes before it finished.A、Not at all B、Not exactly C、Not especially D、Not really8、——Do you mind if I smoke? ——____

A、Why not? B、Yes, help yourself C、Go ahead D、Yes, but you’d better not9、——We must thank you for taking the trouble to cook us a meal.——____.A、With pleasure B、It doesn’t matter C、It was no trouble at all D、By all means10、____ the temperature might drop, coal was prepared for warming.A、To consider B、Considered C、Considering D、To be considered

第二部分 完形填空

I arrived in the classroom, ready to share my knowledge and experience with 75 students who would be my English Literature class.Having taught in the US for 17 years, I had no 11 about my ability to hold their attention and to 12 on them my admiration for the literature（文学）of my mother tongue.I was shocked when the monitor shouted, “13!” and the entire class rose as I entered the room, and I was somewhat 14 about how to get them to sit down again, but once that awkwardness（尴尬）was over, I quickly15my calmness and began what I thought was a fact – packed lecture, sure to gain their respect – perhaps16 their admiration.I went back to my office with the rosy glow which comes from a(n)17 of achievements.My students 18 diaries.However, as I read them, the rosy glow was gradually 19 by a strong sense of sadness.The first diary said, “Our literature teacher didn’t teach us anything today.20her next lecture will be better.” Greatly surprised, I read diary after diary, each expressing a21 subject.“Didn’t I teach them anything? I described the entire philosophical framework（哲学体系）of Western thought and laid the historical 22 for all the works we’ll

study in class,” I complained.“How23they say I didn’t teach them anything?”

It was a long term, and it 24 became clear that my ideas about education were not the same as 25 of my students.I thought a teacher’s job was to raise 26questions and provide enough background so that students could 27 their own conclusions.My students thought a teacher’s job was to provide 28 information as directly and clearly as possible.What a difference!

28, I also learned a lot, and my experience with my Chinese students has made me a 30 American teacher, knowing how to teach in a different culture.A．worry

B．idea

C．doubt D．experience 12.A．impress B．putC．leave

D．fix

13.A．Attention B．Look outC．At ease D．Stand up 14.A．puzzled B．sureC．curious D．Worried 15.A．found B．returnedC．regained D．followed 16.A．more B．evenC．yet

D．still 17.A．thought B．senseC．feeling D．idea 18.A．wrote B．borrowedC．kept

D．read 19.A．replaced B．takenC．caught D．Moved 20.A．Naturally B．PerhapsC．Fortunately D．Reasonably 21.A．different B．sameC．similar D．usual

22.A．happenings B．charactersC．development D．Background 23.A．should B．canC．will

D．must

24.A．immediately B．certainlyC．simply D．gradually 25.A．that B．whatC．those

D．ones

26.A．difficult B．interestingC．ordinary D．unusual 27.A．draw B．getC．decide D．give 28.A．strange B．standardC．exact

D．serious 29.A．Therefore B．HoweverC．Besides D．Though 30.A．normal B．happy

C．good

D．better

第三部分阅读理解

The space shuttle Columbia flared and broke up in the skies over Texas on Saturday, February 1,2003, killing the seven astronauts on board in what NASA and President Bush called a tragedy for the

entire

nation.NASA

launched

an

investigation into the disaster and began searching for the astronauts' remains.It said that although there had been some data failures it was too early to nail down a precise cause.The break-up, 16 minutes before the shuttle was due to land at Kennedy Space Center in Florida, spread possibly toxic debris(有毒的残骸)over a wide swath of Texas and neighboring states.Dramatic television images of the shuttle's

descent clearly showed several white trails(痕迹)streaking through blue skies after the shuttle suddenly fell apart.It was almost 17 years to the day that the Challenger shuttle exploded on Jan.28, 1986, killing all seven astronauts on board.Take-off and re-entry into Earth's atmosphere are the most dangerous parts of a space mission.In 42 years of US' human space flight, there had never been an accident in the descent to Earth or landing.Challenger exploded just after take-off.Rescue teams scrambled to search for the remains of the crew, which included the first Israeli to fly on the shuttle, former combat pilot Col.Ilan Ramon.There were warnings that parts of a vast 120-mile-long corridor of debris could be toxic because of poisonous rocket propellant(推进器).“We are not ready to confirm that we have found any human remains,” Nacogdoches County Sheriff Thomas Kerrs said.He added that among the roughly 1,000 calls reporting debris, some people said they found remains of crew members.“The Columbia is lost.There are no survivors, „Their mission was almost complete and we lost them so close to home.„ America's space program will go on,” said a grim-faced Bush in a message broadcast on television, which included condolences to the families of the dead astronauts.1.The word “descent” in the passage means ________.A.taking off B.landingC.orbitingD.walking down

2.Which is true of the Israeli astronaut Ilan Ramon?

A.He was the first Israeli astronaut to fly on the shuttle.B.He was the first foreign astronaut to fly on the American shuttle.C.He used to be a passenger plane pilot.D.He was the only survivor in the Columbia disaster.3.The Columbia disaster and the Challenger disaster were similar in that ________.A.there were seven astronauts killed on board

B.both the shuttles exploded when they took off

C.Both the shuttles exploded when they were about to land

D.no human remains were found

4.Which of the following is wrong according to the news?

A.The U.S.A.will give up the space program because of the accident.B.NASA hasn’t found the cause of the Columbia disaster.C.Before the Columbia disaster, no shuttles had exploded in the course of landing.D.Take-off and re-entry into Earth's atmosphere are the most dangerous parts of a space mission.

第五篇：英语试题

D1.You should fill in this application______very carefully.(2 分)A.passport B.letter

C.visa

D.form A2.______ I take a bus? No, you needn‘t.(2 分)A.Must

B.Can

C.May

D.Might B3.We have a dinner party this evening.Would you like to join ______?(2 分)A.we

B.us

C.our C4.Is this ______apple tree? No, ______tree is______orange tree.(2 分)A.an,a, the

B.a, the, an

C.an, the, an

D.the, the, an B5.This TV program is very good.Everybody in my family ______it.(2 分)A.to watch

B.watches

C.watchs

D.watched C6.My grandma always happy______us at her home.(2 分)A.have B.has

C.to have

D.having C7.lily______ to the beach with Prof.Green.They had a swim there.(2 分)A.goed

B.goes

C.went B8.______ is big and round in the sky today.(2 分)A.moon

B.The moon

C.Moon D9.Look, Lily is on______track!(2 分)A.five

B.the five

C.fifth

D.the fifth B10.They will______to Paris next year(2 分)A.trip

B.leave

C.visit

D.travel C11.Prof.Green______sick yesterday.He______a fever.Now he stills feel weak.(2 分)A.is, has

B.was, have

C.was, had A12.What kind of events are you good ______?(2 分)A.at

B.with

C.on

D.in B13.He______many beautiful post cards to us.(2 分)A.takes

B.shows

C.obtains

D.has A14.This is ______ first Mid-Autumn Day for Mr Green in China.(2 分)A.the

B.a

C./ B15.The students ______to have a party, They did it last week.(2 分)A.planed

B.planned

C.plan C16.The president ______to help the English teacher with all the questions.(2 分)A.trys

B.try

C.tries A17.The mother takes care______the class.(2 分)A.of

B.in

C.at

D.over C18.Even on Sundays, fewer people go to______ church than before..(2 分)A.the

B.a

C./

D、that D19.How many big colleges are there in this city ? Let me ______.(2 分)A.try

B.learn

C.do

D.count A20.______there many trees on the campus? No, but now we have many everywhere.(2 分)A.Were

B.Had

C.Did have D21.An ID card(身份证）______the personal particulars about the holder such as mane, age, sex, photograph and so on.(2 分)A.give

B.gives

C.provid

D.provides B22.An overseas student studies______.(2 分)A.at home

B.abroad

C.at sea

D.on a ship B23.We often have a party______friends on the campus.(2 分)A.and

B.with

C.from

D.around D24.They really like the simple life style______the country.(2 分)A.on

B.in

C.at

D.from C25.-Would you like to travel______train or ______air?--I prefer to ______ a train.(2 分)A.take,by, take

B.take, take, by

C.by, by, take A26.Do the students often______on their teachers?(2 分)A.call

B.listen

C.look

D.learn D27.He is no longer______his study, so he often daydreams in class.(2 分)A.tired of

B.sick of

C.bored with

D.interested in B28.)--Will Susan get her new book?--It is likely that she______.(2 分)A.will

B.does

C.will do it

D.gets it B29.To______ an entry visa is very difficult now.(2 分)A.appeal for

B.apply for

C.apply in

D.appeal A30.There is a ______of two hours with the 7:40train.(2 分)A.delay

B.delays

C.late

D.later D31.Do you help each other? Yes,______.(2 分)A.I do not

B.we do not

C.I do

D.we do C32.______this flower symbolize something happy?(2 分)A.Is

B.Do

C.Does C33.______the teacher______at this college last year? Yes, he did.(2 分)A.Did, taught

B.does, teach

C.Did, teach C34.Did you ______the picnic yesterday? Yes, we______it very much(2 分)A.enjoy, enjoy

B.enjoyed,enjoyed

C.enjoy, enjoyed B35.After______that unforgettable love, he became more understanding.(2 分)A.has experienced

B.experiencing

C.experience

D.experienced A36.Our English professor is very______in using chopsticks.(2 分)A.skilled

B.great

C.likely

D.good A37.People in the country always have______food.(2 分)A.fresh

B.nice

C.good

D.modern D38.There are two cars here, One is big, and______is small.(2 分)A.another

B.others

C.an other

D.the other C39.I have______a taxi for them.(2 分)A.arrange

B.arranging

C.arranged

D.to arrange D40.My friend ______ to visit the Great Wall, too.(2 分)A.does not plan

B.plan not

C.not plans

D.plans D41.Mr Wang often______with Mr Green in the morning.Now they ______around the campus.(2)

A.jog, jogging

B.jogs, is jogging

C.jogs, jogs

D.jogs, are jogging D42.The boy ______his homework carefully.(2 分)A.not does

B.not do

C.do not do

D.does not do A43.We soon______the place where we often meet.(2 分)A.arrived at

B.got

C.came

D.returned A44.The repairman comes to______our computers once a week.He______them now in the office.(2 分)A.check, is checking

B.checks, is checking

C.checks, checks

D.checking, checking A45.The big tree______a lot of red apples.(2 分)A.bears

B.wears

C.grows

D.takes B46.People ______ the Mid-Autumn Day with their family(2 分)A.celebrate

B.celebrates

C.to celebrate A47.Mary likes to share happiness______her friends.(2 分)A.with

B.on

C.of

D.about A48.The friendship of John and Lily is ______.(2 分)A.coming to end

B.coming an end

C.coming to an end B49.I like English food now.But I______it a year ago.(2 分)A.didn‘t liked

B.didn‘t like

C.don‘t like

B50.I hate ______ fish, but my mother likes it.(2 分)A.eat

B.eating

C.to eat

D.coming end