卷福在华生婚礼上的伴郎致辞

第一篇：卷福在华生婚礼上的伴郎致辞

卷福在华生婚礼上的伴郎致辞。中英文呀哒~省略了判案的语句。

I am afraid john, I can't congratulate you.All emotions , and in particular love, stand oppose to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things.A wedding is , in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all , that is false and specious and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world.Today we honor the deathwatch beetle that is the doom of our society, and in time one feels certain our entire species.But anyway , lets talk about john.If I burden myself with a little helpmate during my adventures, this is not out of sentiment or caprice, it is that he has many fine qualities of his own that he has overlooked in his obsession with me.Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpness comes in truth, from the extraordinary contrast john so selflessly provides.in fact I believe that brides tend to favor exceptionally plain bridesmaids for their big day.There is a certain analogy there, I feel, and contrast is, after all, god's own plan to enhance the beauty of his creation.Or it would be if god were not a ludicrous fantasy designed to provide a career opportunity for the family idiot.The point I'm trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all round obnoxious asshole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet.I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of happy.So if I didn't understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anybody's best friend.And certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.John, I am a ridiculous man.Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship.But as I am apparently your best friend, I can not congratulate you on your choice of companion.Actually, now I can.Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable.John, you have endured war, and injury and tragic loss, so sorry again about that last one, so know this today you sit between the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved.In short, the two people who love you most in all this world.And I know I speak for Mary as well, when I say we will never let you down, and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.…..However, it does help to further illustrate how invaluable john is to me.I can read a crime scene the way he can understand a human being.I used to think that's what made me special, quite frankly I still do.But a word to the wise, should any of you require the services of either of us, I will solve your murder, but it takes John Watson to save your life.Trust me on that, I should know, he's saved mine so many times and in so many ways.This blog, is the story of two men and their, frankly, ridiculous adventures of murder, mystery and mayhem.But from now on , there is a new story.A bigger adventure.…..Ladies and gentlemen, just one last thing before the evening begins properly.Apologies for earlier, a crisis arose and was dealt with.More importantly ,however, today we saw two people make vows.I have never made a vow in my life and after tonight I never will again.So,here in front of you all, my first and last vow.Mary and John, whatever it takes , whatever happens, from now on, I swear I will always be there.Always, for all three of you.er,I am sorry, I mean, I mean two of you...Anyway, it's time for dancing:)

恐怕我不能恭喜你，约翰。

所有的情感，尤其是爱，与纯粹冷静的理智相违背。而我认为这种理智高于一切。在我的信念中，婚礼简直就是为了庆祝这个病态的，道德败坏的世界中一切虚伪，华而不实，荒谬，感伤的东西。今天我们是在庆祝宣告死亡的蛀虫，它注定了我们社会的消亡，也注定了整个人类的死亡。但是我们还是谈谈约翰吧。

如果我在旅途中增加一个负担，找个帮手，这不会出于情感需要或是心血来潮，而是由于他本身的一些美好品质，只不过由于迷恋我而忽视了。的确，大家都知道我精神敏锐，事实上，这不过是和约翰对比出来的。约翰无私地提供了如此强烈的对比。我相信，事实上，新娘总是愿意选择姿色平庸的伴娘，我觉得这也是一种对比。但是，毕竟对比是上帝展现他的创造物之美的一种手段，或者上帝并不是个可笑的幻想，为结婚的傻瓜们提供了职业机会。

我想说的是，我是最讨厌，最粗鲁，最无知的人，彻头彻尾的讨厌鬼，任何人遇上我都是一种不幸。我轻视美德，无视美，不了解幸福，所以如果我不明白为什么找我做伴郎，那是因为我从没想过，我会是任何人的好朋友。当然没想过会是我有幸认识的最勇敢，最仁慈，最聪明的人的好朋友。

约翰，我是个荒谬的人，但是被你的热情和对友谊的忠贞拯救了，尽管我是你的好朋友，我还是不能祝贺你的婚姻。但是，现在我要祝贺你。玛丽，你值得拥有这个男人，这是我能表达的最高的称赞。约翰，你经历过战争，受过伤，有过悲惨的损失，我再次对你遭受的损失表示遗憾。要知道，今天你坐在你的妻子和你拯救过的人中间，简言之就是世上你最爱的两个人，我知道玛丽也是这么想的，我们永远不会让你失望，我们会用以一生的时间来证明。（大家在底下都感动成那样了，卷福这货还不知道发生了什么。）

约翰对我是多么地重要，我能理解犯罪现场，而他能理解人的心灵，过去我常常认为这是我的特别之处，坦率地说，我现在也这样认为。明白人用不着多说，如果你们需要我们的帮助，我能破案，而约翰却能拯救生命。相信我，我知道他多次救了我的命，以各种方式。这个博客，坦率地说，是两个男人之间的故事以及他们荒谬的冒险，关于谋杀，推理和破坏。但是从现在开始，一个新的故事要开始了，一个更大的冒险。

女士们，先生们，倒满你们的酒杯，站起来，今天就要开始玛丽 伊丽莎白 华生和约翰 哈米什 华生共同的冒险,我们来到此地的两个原因..(接下来就是破案了。）

女士们，先生们，晚会正式开始前再说一件事。之前很抱歉，出了点问题，但已经解决了。更重要的是，我们见证了两个人的誓言，我一生中从没给过誓言，今晚之后，我也不会。此刻，面对着大家，我第一个也是最后一个誓言，玛丽，约翰，不论代价，不论会发生什么，从今以后，我发誓永远陪伴着你们，永远，陪伴你们三个人，对不起，我是说两个人。你们两个人，我刚刚数错了（有小花生了。）。好的，各位，开始跳舞吧。

第二篇：婚礼上伴郎发言稿

婚礼上伴郎发言稿

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新郎新娘，各位来宾：大家好！

我是今天举行的婚礼的伴郎xxx，很开心能够被邀请来做今天的伴郎，帮助今天的新郎迎娶新娘，我对此表示荣幸之至。新郎是我的好友，我们是兄弟，今天他结婚，我恭贺他结婚快乐，祝他新婚幸福美满。

我与新郎已经认识二十几年了，是铁哥们，是从小到大的好朋友。当年他认识他老婆的时候，我也在，所以我有幸见证了他们的爱情，直至今日他们成婚，所以我觉得他们很幸运，两个人一直都在一起，不管过程经历了什么的艰难，他们两个人都那么的坚贞，那么的信任彼此。说实话，我非常的羡慕他们，有多少人是从一开始走到最后的，很少。但是他们做到了，所以我觉得今天他们的婚礼一定要去祝福。作为他的.朋友，今天应邀成为了伴郎，作为他结婚的助力，我和其他伴郎也特别的高兴，继续见证她的婚礼，这是多大的荣幸啊。

所以今天在场上，我要祝福这对新人家庭美满，婚姻幸福，未来不管经历什么，都要永远幸福下去。我要祝福他们百年好合，白头偕老。很开心今天能来参加你的婚礼，看到你幸福，我们这些做兄弟朋友的，也感觉到开心。当然给了祝福，也想要对今天的新郎一些建议：你们成婚了，马上就要建立一个新的家庭了，我很希望你能承担起建立家庭的责任，一定要给你老婆一个幸福的家庭，你们两个人一定要相互扶持走下去，不论以后将经历多大的风雨，我相信只要你们彼此信任，彼此互助，就可以一直走到白头。虽然我还未结婚，但是我也知道成家了，一定要以自己的家庭为主，一定要顾及你老婆的感受。你们谈恋爱那会，你对你那女朋友那么好，那么以后也要这样。

今天是个喜庆的日子，大家来这场婚礼，一定都是带着祝福来的，所以你一定要幸福下去。虽然你现在结婚了，未来可能没有那么多时间在和我们聚会，但是我知道你一定不会忘记我们这群好友的，所以如果你需要我们的帮助，一定要说，我们一定会尽力帮忙的。不管多少年，我们都还是好兄弟。那么最后再次感谢给这样一次机会让我去进行发言，再次的祝福今天的新郎和新娘结婚愉快，祝新婚美好。也祝愿大家在宴席上过的开心。

谢谢大家！

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尊敬的各位来宾，叔叔伯伯，兄弟姐妹们；今天，作为XXX先生的好友兼伴郎，我代表新郎对各位百忙之中抽空前来表示热烈的欢迎。我同XX先生相识已有X年之久，这些年的风雨相伴中，我们一同嬉戏、玩耍、学习、讨论生活，一同对酒当歌…他历任无业游民、球员替补、愤青、冒牌艺术家、经理、警察……XX先生一身邪气，一生没少让家里人操心，没少连累朋友，但是我们爱他，爱那个一身缺点名叫XX的家伙！在接到喜帖的时候，就开始构思我的伴郎致辞。说点什么好呢？我们相识在人生最快乐的年龄，XX先生年少时豪放冲动，到现在我都还记得当年相识第一天的场景，十来年的风雨历程中，我们从相识到相知，一起笑过，一起哭过。今天，我从他脸上看到了年轻时球赛夺冠时的笑脸，充满着幸福，作为他最好的朋友，我为他感到高兴，为新娘感到高兴，因为我相信，他，将是你最好的归宿，最佳的人生伴侣。最后，让我们一同举杯，为了这个日子，为了XX先生和XX小姐幸福风帆的起航！祝他们白头偕老，百年好合！

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女士们先生们：

作为新郎的好朋友已经将近两年，在这段时间里，我有幸作为一个旁观者了解了一对恋人从相爱到婚姻的过程。用两个字概括，那就是坎坷。其间有欢乐，有悲伤;有时哈哈大笑，有时泪流满面，谁说恋爱只会有笑容!但是，最终他们走到了一次，他们的爱情开花结果。我想，爱，信任，和彼此对未来的信心使他们笑到了最后。最后，让我们再次祝福这对新人。愿你们互相珍惜，同心永结;用轻盈的脚步去趟绿美丽生活的芳草园，用深沉的爱去温馨父母夕阳般的暮年。祝你们共享爱情，白头偕老，祝你们青春美丽，生命无憾!

第三篇：伴郎在婚礼上该如何说祝酒词

你的角色：作为朋友的伴郎，你要做的是让所有人知道你朋友在遇上他的心上人之前是一个怎样的好小伙，你知道朋友单身汉时快乐亦或不快乐的场面，甚至是一些可笑的事，如果你已结婚，你就该知道那些日子对你的朋友有多重要……快乐的单身生活。

婚礼日：婚礼那天，你的任务就是告诉新郎还有新娘的亲戚朋友父母，新郎是一个多么优秀的青年，他不仅是一个好朋友、好儿子、好学生，而且他也能够对各种场面应付自如。最好是既有动情的回忆，又适时开些过去的玩笑。

开场：第一件事是简短的介绍，告诉宾客你和新郎认识了多久，你对他了解多少，你要让所有人都听出是你们的友谊让新郎选你当他的伴郎。如果你们孩提时就是朋友，那就多讲些那时候的事，好让人知道你和新郎的友情之深。

嬉闹：一旦你说明了你是新郎的最好朋友，你就可以趁机搞些幽默，扮扮洋相，讲讲你和朋友一起干过的坏事……当然不是什么真的坏事……你们一起时有趣的插曲，如第一次做什么事，认错人的事，旅游冒险之类的故事。小故事应该短而有趣，自始至终体现你和朋友的深情友谊。

祝福：最后以新郎最好朋友的身份告诉新娘她作了最好的选择，如果你和新娘很熟的话，就说新郎新娘的结合完美无缺。（提示：你可以具体例举新郎、新娘的共同爱好，如网球、文学评论等）总之，你要翘姆指称赞他们的结合，最后加上你非常希望能继续和新郎及新娘保持友谊。这点很重要，因为这样你才能吸引听众，保证你和朋友蜜月后的友谊。

第四篇：sherlock华生婚礼致辞

Ladies and gentlemen, family and friends, and...um, others:

女士们先生们，家人们朋友们，还有……其他人：

John Watson.My friend John Watson.John...When John first broached the subject of being Best Man, I was confused.约翰·华生，我的朋友，约翰·华生。约翰……约翰提出让我做伴郎的时候，我很困惑。

I confess at first I didn't realize he was asking me, when finally I understood I expressed to him that I was both flattered and surprised.I nonetheless promised that I would do my very best to accomplish a task which was, for me, as demanding and difficult as any I had ever contemplated.Additionally, I thanked him for the trust he placed in me and indicated that I was, in some ways, very close to being moved by it.我承认刚开始，我没有意识到他是在请我做伴郎，后来当我明白了。我向他表示我很荣幸也很惊喜。但是我承诺会竭尽全力完成任务。这项任务对我来说比之前遇到的更具挑战更艰难。另外，非常感谢他对我的信任。在某种程度上，我几乎被感动了。

I'm afraid John, I can't congratulate you.All emotions and in particular love, stand opposed to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things.A wedding is, in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and specious and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world.Today we honor the death watch beetle that is the doom of our society and in time one feels certain our entire species.But anyway, let's talk about John.恐怕我不能恭喜你，约翰。所有的情感，尤其是爱，与纯粹冷静的理智相违背。而我认为这种理智高于一切。在我的信念中，婚礼简直就是为了庆祝这个病态的道德败坏的世界中一切虚伪、华而不实、荒谬、感伤的东西。今天我们是在庆祝宣告死亡的蛀虫，它注定了我们社会的消亡。也注定了整个人类的灭亡。但是，我们还是谈谈约翰吧。

If I burden myself with a little helpmate during my adventures, this is not out of sentiment or caprice, it is that he has many fine qualities of his own, that he has overlooked in his obsession with me.Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpness comes in turn, From the extraordinary contrast John so selflessly provides.It is a fact, I believe, that brides tend to favor exceptionally plain bridesmaids for their big day.There is a certain analogy there, I feel, and contrast is, after all, God's own plan to enhance the beauty of his creation.Or it would be if God were not a ludicrous fantasy designed to provide a career opportunity for the family idiot.如果我在旅途中增加一个负担找个帮手，这个不会是出于情感需要或是心血来潮。而是由于他本身的一些美好品质。只不过由于迷恋我而忽视了。的确，大家都知道我精神敏锐。事实上，这不过是和约翰对比出来的，约翰无私地提供了如此强烈的对比。我相信，事实上，新娘总是愿意选择姿色平庸的伴娘，我觉得这也是一种对比。但是，毕竟对比是上帝展现他的创造之美的一种手段。或者上帝并不是可笑的幻想。为结婚的傻瓜们提供了职业机会。

The point I'm trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all round obnoxious asshole that anyone could possibly have misfortune to meet.I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful and uncomprehending in the face of the happy.So if I didn't understand I was being asked to be Best Man.It is because I never expected to be anybody's best friend.And certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.我想说的是，我是最讨厌、最粗鲁、最无知的人、彻头彻尾的讨厌鬼，任何人遇到我都是一种不幸。我轻视美德、无视美、不了解幸福。所以如果我不明白为什么找我做伴郎，那是因为我从没想过我会是任何人的好朋友。当然没想过会是我有幸认识的最勇敢、最仁慈、最聪明的人的好朋友。

John, I am ridiculous man.Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship.But as I am apparently your best friend, I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion.Actually, now I can.约翰，我是个荒谬的人。但是被你的热情和对友谊的忠贞拯救了。尽管我是你的好朋友，我还是不能祝贺你的婚姻。但是，现在我要祝贺你。

Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable.玛丽，你值得拥有这个男人。这是我能表达的最高的称赞。

John, you have endured war and injury and tragic loss, so sorry again about that last one, so know this-today you sit between the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved.In short, the two people who love you most in all this world, and I know I speak for Mary as well when I say, we will never let you down.And we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.约翰，你经历过战争、受过伤、有过悲惨的损失。我再次对你遭受的损失表示遗憾。要知道今天你坐在你的妻子和你拯救过的人中间，简言之就是世上你最爱的两个人。我知道玛丽也是这么想的：我们永远不会让你失望。我们会用一生的时间来证明。

Now onto some funny stories about John.So for funny stories on has to look no further than John's blog.The record of our time together.Of course, he does tend to romanticize things a lot, but then you know he's a romantic.We've tackled some strange cases, The Hollow Client, The Poison Giant We've had some frustrating cases.Touching cases.And of course I have to mention the elephant in the room.But we want something very particular for this special day, don't we? The Bloody Guardsman.....现在说说约翰的趣事。想知道趣事，只需要看看约翰的博客。记录了我们在一起的时光。当然，他喜欢写的浪漫一点。但是，你们知道的他可是个浪漫的人。我们侦破了许多奇案。空屋委托人，毒巨人。也有一些令人沮丧的案子。还有令人感动的案子。当然我的说说一些不容忽视的案子。在这个特殊的日子里我们想听特殊的，不是吗?血溅卫兵案……

I probably should have told you about the elephant in the room.However, it dose help to further illustrate how invaluable John is to me.我好像偏离主题了。我应该接着说说，约翰对我是多么地重要。

I can read a crime scene the way he can understand a human being.I used to think that's what made me special, quite frankly I still do.But a word to the wise, should any of you require the services of either of us, I will solve your murder, but it takes John Watson to save your life.Trust me on that I should know, he's saved mine so many times and in so many ways.我能理解犯罪现场,而他能理解人的心灵。过去我常常认为这是我的特别之处，坦率的说，我现在也这样认为。明白人用不着多说，如果你们需要我们的帮助。我能破案，而约翰却能拯救生命。相信我，我知道他以各种方法多次救过我。

This blog...is the story of two men and their, frankly, ridiculous adventures.Of murder, mystery and mayhem.But from now on, there's a new story.A bigger adventure.这个博客……坦率地说，是两个男人之间的故事，以及他们荒谬的冒险，关于谋杀、推理和破坏。但是从现在开始，一个新的故事要开始了。一个更大的冒险。

Ladies and gentlemen，女士们先生们，Pray charge your glasses and be upstanding.Today begin the adventures of Mary Elizabeth Watson and John Hamish Watson.倒满你们的酒杯，站起来。今天就要开始玛丽·伊丽莎白华生和约翰·哈米什·华生共同的冒险。

I have never made a vow in my life, and after tonight I never will again.So, here in front of you all, my first and last vow.Mary and John, whatever it takes, whatever happens, from now on, I swear I will always be there, always, for all three of you.我一生中从没给过誓言，今晚之后我也不会。此刻面对着大家，我第一个也是最后一个誓言。玛丽，约翰，不论代价，不论会发生什么，从今以后，我发誓永远陪伴着你们，永远陪伴你们三个人。

第五篇：在婚礼上的致辞

各位领导、各位嘉宾：大家中午好！

七月是新疆最美丽的季节，庭州大地花团锦簇、流光溢彩、山欢水笑。七月更是收获的季节，到处枝繁叶茂、瓜果飘香，一派丰收在望的喜人景象。在这美好的日子里，在这丰收的季节里，在这喜庆的时刻，***先生和***小姐喜结良缘，携手步入婚姻的殿堂，我们有幸见证了他们的幸福时刻，也分享了他们的甜蜜爱情。在此，我非常荣幸地代表新郎新娘的家人，衷心感谢各位嘉宾的光临，尤其要感谢**公司的各位领导、各位同事对两位新人工作上、生活上的关心，特别是筹办婚礼期间给予的关心帮助。

我还要代表新郎新娘的所有家人，为两位新人送上最美好、最热烈、也最诚挚的祝福。希望你们以今天为新的起点，在工作上互帮互助，比翼齐飞，在生活上互敬互爱、举案齐眉；希望你们孝敬双方父母，营造和谐温馨的家庭氛围。也祝你们早生贵子，共享四世同堂的天伦之乐。新娘温柔漂亮、聪慧大方、知书达礼，我们都非常喜欢她，相信新郎一定会象爱护自己的眼睛一样呵护她、关爱她。也相信你们的小日子一定会过得红红火火、甜甜蜜蜜。再次祝愿两位新人牵手一生、幸福一生。

最后，也祝各位嘉宾幸福安康。谢谢大家。