第一篇：初中英语小故事Three Good Friends
Story 1 Three Good Friends 故事一：三个好朋友
One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river.一天，一只猴子在河边骑车。
This time he sees a lion under a tree.The lion runs at him.这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。
He is afraid and falls into the river.He can’t swim.He shouts.他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。
The rabbit hears him.He jumps into the river.The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him.兔子听见了，跳进水里，游向猴子。但他却没有办法救猴子。
Luckily, an elephant comes along.He is very strong.He helps the rabbit and monkey.幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。
They go to the elephant’s home and eat a big dinner.Then, three of them become good friends.他们来到了大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们三个成了好朋友。
Who help the monkey at last? A.the elephant B.the lion C.the rabbit
第二篇：初中英语幽默小故事
初中英语幽默小故事
奖赏
A lady lost her handbag.It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm...That's funny.When I lost my bag there
was a $20 bill in it.Now there are twenty $1 bills.” The boy quickly replied, “That's right, lady.The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.”
The Bad Check
One day a middle-aged woman telephoned her doctor.“Doctor,”she said, “I'm having a lot of trouble with my shoulder.It hurts all the time and I can't sleep at night.”“Come in this afternoon.”
said the doctor, “and I'll have a look at it.”That afternoon the woman went to the doctor's office.He gave her a very thorough examination, asked a lot of questions, and listened carefully to her answers.“Well, my dear,” he said, “It looks like you have arthritis.”“Arthritis?” she said.“Oh, no!What am I going to do?”“Don't worry,” he answered, “I'll give you a prescription and the pain will go away．”Then the doctor took out his pen, wrote a prescription, and handed her his bill for fifty dollars.The woman opened her pocketbook, wrote out a fifty-dollar check, said goodbye, and left.The doctor mailed the check to his bank, but a week later he was surprised to find that the
check was returned to him, marked “Insufficient Funds”.He telephoned the woman immediately.“I'm very sorry to have to tell you this.”he began, “but your check came back this week.”“Oh, really?”said the woman,“That's quite a coincidence.”“What do you mean?”asked the doctor.“Well,”said the woman,“so did my arthritis.”
You're Right
Once Mr Henry went to a small town with high mountains all around it.It was a quiet and cool
place and some rich people liked to go there for their holidays.A week later, before Mr Henry left
the town, he paid thirty pounds for a parrot.When he came back, he began to teach the bird to
speak.He tried his best, but it learned only one sentence,“You're right.”He was disappointed and
said to the bird angrily，“How foolish you are!”
“You're right,”said the parrot.The next day Mr Henry took the bird to the market and wanted to sell it for eighty pounds.Before long a fat man came and looked at the parrot carefully.Then he asked,“How much is it, sir?”Mr Henry didn't hurry to answer and said,“It's a clever bird, you know.It can speak and sing.”Then he said to the bird,“Are you really worth eighty pounds, my dear?“You're right,”said the parrot.The fat man liked it at once and bought it.When he took it home he asked it a lot of questions, but it could only say,“You are right.”He felt very sorry for it and said to himself angrily,“Why did I spend eighty pounds on such a foolish bird? What a fool I am!“You're right, answered the parrot.Hearing this, the man couldn't help laughing and set it free．
伊索寓言——牧童和狼
A Shepherd-boy, who tended his flock not far from a village, used to amuse himself at times
in crying out“wolf!wolf!”Twice or thrice his trick succeeded.The whole village came running out
to his assistance when all the return they got was to be laughed at for their pains.At last one day
the wolf came indeed.The boy cried out in earnest.But his neighbors, supposing him to be at his
old sport, paid no heed to his cries, and the wolf devoured the sheep.So the boy learned, when it
was too late, that liars are not believed even when they tell the truth.译文：一个放羊的孩子在离村子不远的地方放羊。他为了开心寻乐常喊：“狼来了！狼来了！”他的恶作剧有两三次达到了目的。全村的人都跑来帮忙，而他们所得到的回报却是一顿嘲笑，白费了心力。最后，有一天狼真的来了。这个孩子认真地大喊起来。但是他的邻人们却以为
他又在耍把戏，谁都不理会他的喊叫，于是狼把羊吃了。因此这牧童得到了教训：爱说谎的人，甚至在他说真话的时候，也没人相信他，但是他知道得太晚了。
词汇：
Shepherd-boy 牧羊童trick 诡计at his old sport 耍他的老把戏
第三篇：初中英语小故事汤姆的电影票
Story 20 Tom's ticket 故事二十 汤姆的电影票
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old.汤姆是个小男孩，他才7岁。
Once he goes to a cinema.It is the first time for him to do that.有一次他了去电影院。那是他第一次去。
He buys a ticket and goes in.But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again.他买了张票进去了。但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket.几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。
Two or three minutes after that, he comes out and asks for another ticket.接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。
A girl asks him, “Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?”
一个女孩的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？" “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
“没有，我里面没朋友，但是每当我进门的时候一个女人老把我的票给剪了。”
How old is Tom? Does Tom meet his friends in the cinema? A.Tom is seven years old.He doesn't meet any friends in the cinema.B.Tom is seven years old.He meets so many friends that he has to buy them tickets.C.Tom is seventeen years old.He doesn't meet any friends in the cinema.D.Tom is seventeen years old.He meets so many friends that he has to buy them tickets.
第四篇：初中英语小短片
1、Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp.They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, “I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together.” The Canadian said, “I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile.” The genie said the magic words and the wish came true.Osama
looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true.President Bush said “Genie, tell me more about this wall,” the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out.“ President Bush said,” Wow!That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water！!
拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:”我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个.“加拿大人说:”我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃.“精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:”精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情.“精灵回答:”墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去.“布什总统说:”哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水！!“
3、Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,”no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen.“
”Please, say it again.Let me take it down.”the mouse said.“I will tell a flea what I know.”
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
4、Watering Flower In Rain
Tom: Why do you have that watering can?
Dan: I’m going to water the flowers.Tom: But it'd raining.Dan: That’s OK.I'm wearing my raincoat.雨天浇花
汤姆：你拿喷壶做什么？
丹：我要去浇花。
汤姆：可是，在下雨呀！
丹：没关系，我穿着雨衣呢！
5、Two birls
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。、he Fish Net
“Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”
“A lot of little holes tied together with strings.” replied the little girl.鱼网
“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？” 老师发问道。
“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。” 小女孩回答道。
7、The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.“George how did you like your new teacher?” asked his mother.“I didn’t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....”
新老师
9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。
“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？” 妈妈问。
“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”
8、A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?
Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
Too Fast or Too Slow
A man was driving at 130 miles an hour when a policeman overtook him.“Was I driving too fast, officer?” the man asked.”NO,” the policeman answered,” You were flying too slow.“
太慢或太快
一个男人正在以130英里每小时的速度行驶，当一个警察看见他时，他问：“我开的太快了吗？警官。”
“不”，警察说，“你飞的太慢了。”
10Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?“
”I gave it to a poor old woman,“ he answered.”You're a good boy,“ said the mother proudly.”Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?“
”She is the one who sells the candy.“
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
11Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.”What kind of bird?“ my sister asked.”I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest,“ replied the child.”Then, can you give us a description of the nest?“ my sister encouraged her.”Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair."
Notes:
(1)inform v.告诉
(2)nest n.窝；巢
(3)description n.描述
(4)encourage v.鼓励
(5)resemble v.相似；类似
鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”
第五篇：初中英语小短文选
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