爆笑围观：史上最无言的十大不写作业理由

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爆笑围观：史上最无言的十大不写作业理由

10.最高科技的理由

I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.我用的是太阳能计算器，而当时是阴天。(后面的意思，你懂的~~)

9.最“权威”的理由

The District Court of Appeals recently ruled that homework is officially cruel and unusual punishment.地方法院最近裁定家庭作业是官方的不人道和非常规的惩罚措施。(于是老师颇感鸭梨„„)

8.最有爱的理由

My mother took it to have it framed.我妈妈把作业装裱了~(总不能棒打母爱吧~)

7.最经典的理由

I ran out of toilet paper and had to improvise.厕所没纸了，只能拿作业纸凑合着用了。(亲，这个有点过时了„„)

6.最无厘头的理由

The nice man with the sign says the end is HERE.No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse.我看到一个非常和善的先生拿着一个牌子写着：今天大家都完蛋。没人在世界末日前还做家庭作业。（这个„„）

5.最残忍的理由

My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls.我老爸有点神经失常，把作业剪裁开来折纸玩偶了。(老爸悲催了)

4.最高境界的理由

I was too worried about genocide in obscure African nations to focus on homework.我十分担心暗藏杀机的非洲国家将面临种族灭绝大屠杀，实在无法集中注意力做作业了。(家事国事天下事，事事关心，无可厚非嘛~)

3.最恶心的理由

My dog ate it.Seriously, look I brought a stool sample.作业被狗给吃了。真的，你看，我带来了粪便样本。(人类已经无法阻止狗狗吃作业了)

2.最得瑟的理由

Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.作业被外星人拿去当人类字迹样本了。(茫茫作业中，选中的就是你的，额~)

1.最直接的理由

What homework?

什么作业？(装傻时请自觉配合表情~)

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