台词《人鱼小姐》

台词《人鱼小姐》

旺妈(对旺爸)：“如果你是君子,那么天下的人都是孔子!”

旺妈(对旺爸)：“君子从自己身上找责任,小人从别人身上找缺点 。”

旺妈：“两个人吃，死一个都不知道 。”

旺爸：“和你接吻我怕我会被口水呛死!”

旺爸：“我妈妈以前让你干活的时候，什么时候检查过啊?哦对了，她根本不用检查，因为你从来没有干过活。”

旺奶：“油炸的东西，下雨天吃才好!”

旺奶和旺妈：“谁说不是呢?”

沈秀贞：“总不能把她头剃光了关在家里!”

沈秀贞：“臭丫头……”

沈秀贞：“切~~~”(扭头招牌动作，她每次出现几乎都会做这个动作)

“真是的,气死我了!”(好象是玛林常说的)

“真是……”(脸一撇)(很多人都爱说)

“知道了。”(出现频率极高!)

“看起来就好吃!”(绝对很多人说过!)

“社长到家了。”(旺爸的秘书不厌其烦，每天至少说一次)

雅俐瑛：“我真的想嫁给朱旺，哪怕只有一个月也好…… ”

雅俐瑛：“我想活下去，救救我，请让我活下去 。”

雅俐瑛：“当我和他眼神交会时，好像我们的灵魂在交融。”

雅俐瑛：“朱旺君……”(娇嗔)

朱旺拍拍自己的腿对小雅说：“过来。”

“你老实呆着。”朱旺对小雅说这句话时，简直是酷毙了!

朱旺：“看见她哭就觉得心疼，就想哄她高兴。看见她笑就觉得幸福。”

朱旺：“真想就这样把你带回家。”

朱旺：“重要的是结果。”

玛林：“就算狗吃东西的时候也不能打扰啊。”

玛林：“我越是说话,越能吸收大气中的能量,转化为我身体的内功!”

玛林：“芮莹是我妹妹,那美国总统克林顿就是我哥哥。”

“我快疯了 !”(玛林很爱说)

玛林问妈妈安导演长的是不是很帅。赵秀娥说帅什么帅，一张大马脸。

玛俊写给玛林的检讨：“献给亲爱的妹妹玛林：你的灵魂比夜空的星星还玲珑，比太阳还耀眼，你的品德是那样的高尚，因此，你生活在全家人的爱戴中，我这个哥哥和妈妈还有去世的爸爸一样，疼爱你关心你照顾你，虽然有时候会常常逗你玩，而且有时候说话会伤你自尊心，可是这一切都是因为太关心你了，俗话说孩子要严加管教才行。如果你仔细想想的话，就会理解哥哥的心情，你以自己的聪明才智成功地完成了国文科的课程，而现在又成了作者。你的第一个连续剧播出的那天，哥哥因为又高兴又激动，整晚都没有睡着觉，现在想起来心还是砰砰直跳。我相信不久的将来你就会成为整个大韩民国国民所喜爱的有名的作家，到时候如果你的事迹都发表在报纸上，那么你的美貌与才智将会轰动整个国家!哎呀，太激动啦，全国观众会为你喝采的。我相信你的梦一定会实现，哥哥以你为荣，我们家、我们马家以你为骄傲啊，老天，我以我的人格担保，刚才说的全是事实，绝无半点谎言。哥哥玛俊上”

赵秀娥：“生孩子只能生外表，不能管其为人。”

赵秀娥：“镜子只有擦干净了才能照人,落满了灰尘的镜子怎么照人 。”

1(An ocean.Birds are flying and porpoises are swimming happily.From the fog a ship appears crashing through the waves)

Sailors: I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue.And it's hey to the starboard, heave ho Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting' for you In mysterious fathoms below.Eric: Isn't this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face...a perfect day to be at sea!Grimsby:(Leaning over side.)Oh yes...delightful....Sailor 1: A fine strong wind and a following sea.King Triton must be in a friendly-type mood.Eric: King Triton? Sailor 2: Why, ruler of the merpeople, lad.Thought every good sailor knew about him.Grimsby: Merpeople!Eric, pay no attention to this nautical nonsense.Sailor 2: But it isn’t nonsense, it's the truth!I'm telling' you, down in the depths o' the ocean they live.(He gestures wildly, Fish in his hand flops away and lands back in the ocean, relieved.)Sailors: Heave.ho.Heave, ho.In mysterious fathoms below.(Fish sighs and swims away.)(Titles.Various fish swimming.Merpeople converge on a great undersea palace, filling concert hall inside.Fanfare ensues.)Seahorse: Ahem...His royal highness, King Triton!(Triton enters dramatically to wild cheering.)And presenting the distinguished court composer, Horatio Thelonious Ignatius Crustaceous Sebastian!(Sebastian enters to mild applause.)Triton: I'm really looking forward to this performance, Sebastian.Sebastian: Oh, Your Majesty, this will be the finest concert I have ever conducted.Your daughtersit's great.Now let's get outta here.Ariel: You're not getting cold fins now, are you? Flounder: Who, me? No way.It's just, it, err...it lookswatch for sharks.(She goes inside.)Flounder: O.K.Yeahwhat? Sharks!Ariel!(He tries to fit through porthole.)Ariel...I can't...I mean Ariel help!Ariel:(Laughs.)Oh, Flounder.Flounder:(Wispering.)Ariel, do you really think there might be sharks around here?(Shark passes outside.)Ariel: Flounder, don't be such a guppy.Flounder: I'm not a guppy.(Gets pulled through porthole.)This is great – I mean, I really love this.Excitement, adventure, danger lurking around every corn-YAAAAHHHHHHHH！Ariel！(He sees a skull, crashes into pillar causing cave in, and swims frantically away, knocking over Ariel.)Ariel: Oh, are you okay? Flounder: Yeah sure, no problem, I'm okay...Ariel: Shhh...(Seeing a fork.)Oh my gosh!Oh my gosh!Have you ever seen anything so wonderful in your entire life? Flounder: Wow, cool!But, err, what is it? Ariel: I don't know.But I bet Scuttle will.(Puts fork in bag.Skark swims by outside.)Flounder: What was that? Did you hear something? Ariel:(Distracted by pipe.)Hmm, I wonder what this one is? Flounder: Ariel..Ariel: Flounder, will you relax.Nothing is going to happen.Flounder:(Seeing Shark looming behind him.)AAHHHH！Run！Run！We're gonna die！(Shark chases them all around.Ariel's bag is hung up.She goes back for it.Shark almost gets them.They head for porthole.)Oh No！(They crash through and go round and round.Flounder gets knocked silly but Ariel saves him and traps Shark)You big bully.THBBBTTTT..(Shark snaps at him and he swims away.)Ariel:(Laughing.)Flounder, you really are a guppy.Flounder: I am not.(On surface.Scuttle on his island humming and looking through his telescope.)Ariel: Scuttle!Scuttle:(Looking through the telescope the wrong way, shouting.)Whoa!Mermaid off the port bow!Ariel, how you doin' kid?(Lowers telescope to reveal Ariel at wing's length.)Whoa, what a swim!Ariel: Scuttlewe were in this sunken shipthis is specialjust a little twirl here an' a yank there andthis I haven't seen in years.This is wonderful!A banded, bulbousbanished and exiled and practically starving, while he and his flimsy fish-folk celebrate.Well, I'll give them something to celebrate soon enough.Flotsam!Jetsam!I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his.She may be the key to Triton's undoing....(Fade to the palace throne room where Ariel is being admonished.)Triton: I just don't know what we're going to do with you, young lady.Ariel: Daddy, I'm sorry, I just forgot, ISebastian: Careless and reckless behaviour!Triton:Sebastian: Well, it was ruined!That's all.Completely destroyed!This concert was to be the pinnacle of my distinguished career.Now thanks to you I am the laughing stock of the entire kingdom!Flounder: But it wasn't her fault!Ahfirst, ahh, this shark chased usyeah!And we tried toandand-and weoh, and then we were safe.But then this seagull came,and it was this is this, and that is that, andyou went up to the surface again, didn't you?DIDN'T YOU? Ariel: NothingbyI'm not a child anymoreTriton: Not another wordI was too hard on her? Sebastian: Definitely not.Why, if Ariel was my daughter, I'd show her who was boss.None of this “flitting to the surface” and other such nonsense.No,sirto keep her out of trouble.Sebastian: All the timenot tagging along after some headstrong teenager.(Sees Ariel and Flounder sneaking off and follows.)Hmm? What is that girl up to?(He barely makes it into cave and sees Ariel's collection.)Huh? Flounder: Ariel, are you okay? Ariel: If only I could make him understand.I just don't see things the way he does.I don't see how a world that makes such wonderful thingswhat, are you mad? How could youcollection....Sebastian: Oh.I see.Your collection.Hmmm.IF YOUR FATHER KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE HE'Dwhat are you-jumpin' jellyfish!Ariel, Ariel!Please come back!(Ariel swims to ship and watches party until Max finds her.)Eric:(Whistles.)Max, here boy.Hey, come on, mutt, whatcha doing, huh Max? Good boy.(Ariel sees him and is stricken.)Scuttle: Hey there, sweetie!Quite a show, eh? Ariel: Scuttle, be quiet!They'll hear you.Scuttle: Oooh, I gotcha, I gotcha.We're being intrepidatious.WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVER!(Ariel grabs his beak.)Ariel: I've never seen a human this close before.Ohthe one playing the snarfblat.Grimsby: Silence!Silence!It is now my honour and privilege to present our esteemed Prince Eric with a very special, very expensive, very large birthday present.Eric: Ah, Grimsbyit's really somethin'....Grimsby: Yes, I commissioned it myself.Of course, I had hoped it would be a wedding present, but...Eric: Come on, Grim, don't start.Look, you're not still sore because I didn't fall for the princess of Glauerhaven, are you? Grimsby: Oh, Eric, it isn't me alone.The entire kingdom wants to see you happily settled down with the right girl.Eric: Well, she's out there somewhere.I justwithout a doubt.It'll justhit medead? Scuttle:(Opens Eric's eyelid.)It's hard to say.(Puts his ear against Eric's foot.)Oh, Irescued me....She wasit's too easy.The child is in love with a human.And not just any humantonight!Scuttle knows where he lives.Sebastian: ArielSebastian: Down HERE is your home!Arielsomething about Ariel.Sebastian: He knows!(In palace throne room.Triton looking at flower.)Triton: Let's see, now....Oh, who could the lucky merman be?(Notices Sebastian.)Come in, Sebastian.Sebastian:(Sotto)I mustn't overreact.I must remain calm.(Five octaves higher than normal)Yeswell, Ithey are bad, they are trouble, theyso sudden....(Turns around and sees Triton.)Daddy!...Triton: I consider myself a reasonable merman.I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to be obeyed.Ariel: But Daddy!-Triton: Is it true you rescued a human from drowing? Ariel: Daddy, I had to-Triton: Contact between the human world and the mer-world is strictly forbidden.Ariel, you know that!Everyone knows that!Ariel: He would have died-Triton: One less human to worry about!Ariel: You don't even know him.Triton: Know him? I don't have to know him.They're all the same.Spineless,savage, harpooning, fish-eaters, incapable of any feeling-Ariel: Daddy, I love him!Triton: No...Have you lost your senses completely? He's a human, you're a mermaid!Ariel: I don't care.Triton: So help me Ariel, I am going to get through to you.And if this is the only way, so be it.(Begins to blast the artifacts with his trident.)Ariel: Daddy!...No...No, please-Daddy, stop!...Daddy, Nooo！...(He blasts statue.Ariel begins crying and he leaves, ashamed.)Sebastian: Ariel, I...Ariel:(Still crying.)Just go away.(He leaves and Flotsan and Jetsam appear.)Flotsam: Poor child.Jetsam: Poor, sweet child.Flotsam: She has a very serious problem Jetsam: If only there were something we could do.Flotsam: But there is something.Ariel: WhoJetsam: You and your prince Flotsam and Jetsam: Together, forever....Ariel: I don't understand.Jetsam: Ursula has great powers Ariel: The sea witch? Why, that'sno!Get out of here!Leave me alone!Flotsam: Suit yourself.Jetsam: It was only a suggestion.[Jetsam flicks the statue's broken face towards Ariel.] Ariel: [Looking at the face] Wait.Flotsam and Jetsam: Yeeeeeeeeeess?(Cut to outside of cave with Flounder and Sebastian.)Flounder:(snif)Poor Ariel.Sebastian: I didn't mean to tell, it was an accident.(Ariel passes by.)Arielit's rude.One MIGHT question your upbringing....Now, then.You're here because you have a thing for this human.This, er, prince fellow.Not that I blame youis to become a human yourself.Ariel: Can you DO that? Ursula: My dear, sweet child.That's what I dolike yourself.Poor souls with no one else to turn to.I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light and made a switch True? Yes And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, lonely and depressed(Pathetic)Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, “Spells, Ursula please!” And I help them? Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the price And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls Now, here's the deal.I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days.Got that? Three days.Now listen, this is important.Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear ol' princey to fall in love with you.That is, he's got to kiss you.Not just any kissif he doesn't, you turn back into a mermaid, andyou'll have your man.Life's full of tough choices, innit? OhUrsula: I'm not asking much.Just a token, really, a trifle.You'll never even miss it.What I want from you is...your voice.Ariel: My voice? Ursula: You've got it, sweetcakes.No more talking, singing, zip.Ariel: But without my voice, how can Iwhere could she be?(On other side of rocks Ariel is washed up.Sebastian and Flounder are exausted.Ariel sees her legs and is amazed.)Scuttle: Well, look at what the catfish dragged in!Look at ya!Look at ya!There's something different.Don't tell meSebastian: SHE'S GOT LEGS, YOU IDIOT!She traded her voice to the sea witch and got legs.Jeez, man...Scuttle: I knew that.Flounder: Ariel's been turned into a human.She's gotta make the prince fall in love with her, and he's gotta ki-he's gotta kiss her.(Ariel tries to get up.)Sebastian: And she's only got three days.Just look at her.On legs.On human legs!My nerves are shot.This is a catastrophe!What would her father say? I'll tell you what her father'd say, he'd say he's gonna kill himself a crab, that's what her father'd say!I'm gonna march meself straight home right now and tell him just like I shoulda done de minute-(Ariel grabs him.)...and don't you shake your head at me, young lady.Maybe there's still time.If we could get that witch to give you back your voice, you could go home with all the normal fish, and just be...just be...just be miserable for the rest of your life.All right, all right.I'll try to help you find that prince.Boy.What a soft-shell I'm turning out to be.Scuttle: Now, Ariel, I'm tellin' ya, if you wanna be a human the first thing you gotta do is dress like one.Now lemme see.(Cut to Eric and Max.Max smells Ariel and gets excited.)Eric: Max? Huh...what, Max!Scuttle:(Whistles.)Ya look great kid.Ya lookQuiet Max!What's gotten into you fella?(Sees Ariel.)Oh...Oh, I see.Are you O.K., miss? I'm sorry if this knucklehead scared you.He's harmless, reallythe one I've been looking for!What's your name?(Ariel mouths “Ariel” but no words come out.)What's wrong? What is it? You can't speak?(Ariel shakes her head.)Oh.Then you couldn't be who I thought.(Ariel and Max look frustrated.She tries pantomime.)What is it? You're hurt? No, No...You need help.(She falls into him.)Whoa, whoa, carefuleasy.Gee, you must have really been through something.Don't worry, I'll help you.Come on...Come on, you'll be okay.(Fade to Ariel in bath playing with bubbles.)Carlotta: Washed up from a shipwreck.Oh, the poor thing.We'll have you feeling better in no time.[Picks up Ariel's “dress”] I'll justswim around rescuing people in the middle of the ocean and thenEric: I'm tellin' you, Grim, she was REAL!I'm gonna find that girlwonderful.Grimsby: Come come come, you must be famished.Let me help you my dear.There we goquite comfy? Uh.It'sfine...(She blows its contents into his face.Eric laughs.)Carlotta: Oh, my!Eric: Ahem, so sorry Grim.Carlotta: Why, Eric, that's the first time I've seen you smile in weeks.Grimsby:(Wiping his face.)Oh, very amusing.Carlotta, my dear, what's for dinner? Carlotta: Oooh, you're gonna love it.Chef's been fixing his specialty, stuffed crab.(Cut to Sebastian watching Louis cook.He is humming to himself.)Louis: Les poisons Les poisons How I love les poisons Love to chop And to serve little fish First I cut off their heads Then I pull out the bones Ah mais oui Ca c'est toujours delish Les poisons Les poisons Hee hee hee Hah hah hah With the cleaver I hack them in two I pull out what's inside And I serve it up fried God, I love little fishes Don't you? Here's something for tempting the palate Prepared in the classic technique First you pound the fish flat with a mallet Then you slash through the skin Give the belly a slice Then you rub some salt in 'Cause that makes it taste nice Zut alors, I have missed one!Sacre bleu What is this? How on earth could I miss Such a sweet little succulent crab? Quel dommage What a loss Here we go in the sauce Now some flour, I think Just a dab Now I stuff you with bread It don't hurt 'cause you're dead And you're certainly lucky you are 'Cause it's gonna be hot In my big silver pot Toodle loo mon poisson Au revoir!(Sebastian hops back and Louis grabs him again.)What is this?(Sebastian pinches his nose and a battle ensues.Louis knocks over a large cabinet.)(Cut to dining room.Huge crash is heard.)Carlotta: I think I'd better go see what Louis is up to.(Back to kitchen.Louis is trashing the place.)Louis: Come out you little pipsqueak and fight like a man!Carlotta: Louis!What are you doing? Louis: WellI was justEric: Easy, Grim, Easy.(Ariel lifts her own plate cover and signals for Sebastian to hide there.Sebastian rushes across while no one is looking.)It's not a bad idea.If she's interested.Wellwe got to make a plan to get that boy to kiss you.Tomorrow, when he takes you for that ride, you gotta look your best.You gotta bat your eyes-like this.You gotta pucker up your lipsor Sebastian.Triton: Well, keep looking.Leave no shell unturned, no coral unexplored.Let no one in this kingdom sleep until she's safe at home.Seahorse: Yes sire.(He leaves.)Triton: Oh, what have I done? What have I done?(Morning at castle.Ariel and Eric leave for their tour.Ariel is amazed by everything.)Flounder:(As they pass water.)Has he kissed her yet? Sebastian: Not yet.Flounder: Ohh...(Ariel and Eric go dancing and see the town.)Scuttle: Yo, Flounder!Any kissing? Flounder: No, not yet.Scuttle: Hmm.Well theymove your big feathers.I can't see a thing.Scuttle: Nothing is happening....Only one day left, and that boy ain't puckered up once.O.K.All right, this calls for a little vocal romantic stimulation.Stand back.(He flies over and sings very badly.)Eric: Wow.Somebody should find that poor animal and put it out of its misery.Sebastian: Jeez, man, I'm surrounded by amateurs!You want something done, you've got to do it yourself.First, we got to create the mood.Percussion....Strings....Winds....Words....There you see her Sitting there across the way She don't got a lot to say But there's something about her And you don't know why But you're dying to try You wanna kiss the girl Eric: Did you hear something? Sebastian:Yes, you want her Look at her, you know you do Possible she wants you too There is one way to ask her It don't take a word Not a single word Go on and kiss the girl Sha la la la la la My oh my Look like the boy too shy Ain't gonna kiss the girl Sha la la la la la Ain't that sad? Ain't it a shame? Too bad, he gonna miss the girl Eric: You know, I feel really bad not knowing your name.HehDiana? Rachel? Sebastian: Ariel.Her name is Ariel.Eric: Ariel? Ariel? Well, that's kinda pretty.O.K.I've gotcha.(Flotsam and Jetsam congradulate each other.)(Cut to Ursula's cavern.)Ursula: Nice work, boys.That was a close one.Too close.The little tramp!Oh, she's better than I thought.At this rate, he'll be kissing her by sunset for sure.Well, it's time Ursula took matters into her own tentacles!Triton's daughter will be mineas if you two didn't know, uh? The whole town's buzzin' about the prince gettin' himself hitched this afternoon!You know, he's getting married!You silly sidewalker!I just wanted to wish you luck.I'll catch you later, I wouldn't miss it!(Ariel brightens and runs downstairs, only to see Eric and Vanessa together.)Grimsby: Well, uhin fact exist.Andof course, Eric, but, ervery well, Ericof course I was flyingI s-I saw that the watchWhat about me? What about ME? Sebastian: Youwhatweyou can talk.You're the one.Vanessa: Eric, get away from her!Eric: ItI wanted to tell you.Vanessa: ERIC NO!(The sun sets and Ariel becomes a mermaid.)Ursula: You're too late!You're too late!So long, loverboy.Eric: Ariel!(Ursula and Ariel go overboard.)Ursula: Poor little princessTriton: Ursula, stop!Ursula: Why, King Triton!Ha ha haII might be willing to make an exchange for someone even better....(Cut to Eric rowing away from ship.)Grimsby: Eric!What are you doing? Eric: Grim, I lost her once.I'm not going to lose her again.(Back to Ursula and Triton.)Ursula: Now!Do we have a deal?(Triton signs contract.)Ha!It's done then.(Ariel is released and Triton is withered as Ursula laughs.)Ariel: No...Oh, No!Sebastian: Oh, your majesty...Ariel: Daddy?...Ursula:(Picks up crown.)At last, it's mine.Ho, Ho...Ariel: Youalways say that?(sighs)Then I guess there's just one problem left.Sebastian: And what's that, Your Majesty? Triton: How much I'm going to miss her.(He turns her into a human and she goes to meet Eric.They kiss which fades into kiss on wedding day.Everyone is happy.Sebastian is attacked by Louis.He beats Louis up and returns to the sea.)Sebastian: Yes, Thank you, thank you.(Ariel and Triton hug.)Ariel: I love you Daddy.(Big finale while “Part of Your World” music plays.Ship sails off as Ariel and Eric kiss.)All: Now we can walk, Now we can run, Now we can stay all day in the sun.Just you and me, And I can be, Part of your world.THE END