第一篇：中国式英语小品剧本
中国式英语《Chinglish》
（小品剧本）
甲：知道吗，最近一东西比较火。乙：什么？
甲：Chinglish，俗称中式英语!乙：你才刚听说？我都知道好久了。你水平如何？ 甲：horse horse tiger tiger 乙：行啊，那我考考你吧。甲：try try see 乙：你没看见我有多忙吗？ 甲：you no see, I now very busy 乙：不管三七二十一
甲：no care three seven two ten one 乙：其实理解多了，才觉得这东西有些胡搅蛮缠。甲：为啥？If you tiger me , I will mountain you!乙：生日快乐变成了“Birthday happy” ,上学成了“up shool”,这些东西一点语法都没有。
甲：也不能一棍子打死，“Long time to see”已经成了国际标准词汇了。
乙：What do you think , Who are you?这是英语初学者的必经之路。
甲：是啊，你难道就没这么no three no four 过？ 乙：我一直惭愧的就是我的作文里竟有那样的句子。甲：说来听听。
乙：One car come ,one car go ,two car PengPeng , people did.甲：没有人会ten all ten nine,都是Ameriean Chinese not enough.乙：Am I easy I ? 都一路走过来的。
甲：China people ten thousand year.我们发明的，我们也要用啊。
乙：This is only one no two ,啥美式、欧式都没咱的有意思。
甲：因此，大家千万别认真，当个笑料就行了。乙：最后，祝大家good good study , day day up!
第二篇：英语小品剧本
英语小品剧本《追星》
人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人
旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名.Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说（趴在讲台上睡）（进入梦乡）旁白：In her dream……(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)A：Oh, it’s a fine day.(假装看天)(然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day.(然后坐凳子)(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)明星：（随意的回答）Yes, what’s wrong? A: I’m your fan,super fan.Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思)(当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik].(有点嫌弃)A: Can you give me your signature?(讲到签名，明星就兴奋了)明星：Ok ,of course!A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature(突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)B：Please ,please give me signature！！！!C: No, give it to me, to me！!(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，)A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star!Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature!But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!(正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕)车主：Look out!A:Don’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛)(车主迅速下台)（A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）A：A dream.too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again!Yes ,sleep!But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed.Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)旁白：In her third dream(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up A: Yeah,I can get it at last.Before me ,there are only two people.（到B）B:I love you very much.My dreamlover.明星：Thank you(B下，C上)C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ? 明星：Sure.(两人抱了一下)（到A）A: I can get your signature in the end!I’m so excited(明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子)明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.(过来一会儿)A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time.Is he ok? 经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt.He went home.A: Ah? Why always me ?(伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方)（突然起身）A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ?(看了一下钟，表情惊讶)It’s near 8 o’clock.I can’t arrive at the school on time!Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!
第三篇：英语小品剧本
The first day, in the dormitory Candy, Maggi, Alice.Candy is very fat.Maggi is very slim.One day, Alice bought a weighing scale.Magi: Oh, I’m getting thinner.Candy: I also want to weigh.Oh, my god!The weight scale is broken!I’m too fat!Alice: Candy, Actually, I would want to tell you long before, you should lose weight.Candy: Well, well, I will start the battle from tomorrow!The next day is coming.In the morning, Alice and Maggi wake up early, they dressed up beautifully , after they finished their breakfast, Candy is still sleeping.Maggi: Candy, please get up ,it's 9 o'clock, The sun is so shining and so beautiful.Alice: yeah, you slept too much , you went to bed last evening at 8 o'clock, now you should get up.Candy: Oh, I know, actually ,I woke up in the early morning ,I am so hungry ,I am afraid that I will eat too much when I get up, then I will be fatter.So , I decide to lie on the bed till 11 o'clock, then I can eat a apple for my breakfast and lunch.Maggi and Lily :haha, you are a smart girl.Ok, you go ahead.Maggi(watch the time):oh, my god ,it's 9:30.Xiaoming invited me to go to the park yesterday, we decided to meet at 10 :00.I will be late.Ladies, I have to go out, Bye Bye.Candy and Maggi: Bye.Candy: When can I go out with a boy? Look my fat
body, I am hopeless.Alice: Don't worry, Baby, Try your best to lose weight，then , you can be hot like maggi, then, many boys will
run after you.Candy laughed: Haha ,I can also become a beauty.Then ,I will find my Mr.Right.Then, it's 11:00
Alice: Candy, let's go to canteen 4 to have lunch.You
can drink a little soup.Candy: no, I just stay at dormitory to eat an apple, I
believe I can be slender.Alice :You are so determined, then I will go to eat by
myself.The time is 5:30 in the afternoon.Candy refused to eat anything.Alice eats by herself still.In 7:00, Maggi went back with some delicious food.Maggi: come on , girls, their are some roast duck, you can eat ,Xiao ming bought for me , I ate a little and brought the left for you.Alice : oh, it's so delicious.Maggi: Candy ,Why don't you come here to eat some , I remember you like to eat roast duck most before.Candy: no, I have decided to lose weight, I must control myself.Maggi and Alice: oh ,you have a strong will, we believe in you.You can succed!candy try her best to control herself, in order not to be influenced by the delicious roast duck, Candy goes to sleep soon., Candy has a dream ,she dreamed a lot of delicious food, Roast Chicken, Cake, Hamburger, candies and so on.Salesman(S), Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C)，Act I(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
salesman: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.Hi, yang ladies,Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up,)
Maggi: yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,I want to eat yangrouchuan.How about you ?
Alice: It looks so attractive, I can’t refuse to eat one.Candy:I am so hungry.Oh, God, help me, I want to eat something ,I want to eat everything, but I don’t want my weight gaining anymore!
What should I do? Girls, give me some suggestions!I need your help!
Maggi: you have persist for a whole day ,if you want to lose weight ,you’d better leave far away from these unhealthy food!You can look at us eating , hahahaha!Alice: Are you kidding? Didn’t you know Candy haven’t eaten anything for a whole day ? how can she refuse to eat if we were eaing?
Salesman :ladies ,my yangrouchuan teast really good, if you ate one, you would want to eat another, believe me ,you can tastes one for free.Here you are.Candy: Give me? Oh, you are so kind!I can’t wait!I want to eat!Let losing weight go to the hell!Maggi: Are you mad? Then your all efforts will go with the yangrouchuan!Stop eating!Stop!Alice: Oh, my god,slowly, just slowly, nobody will compete with you!Poor girl, it’s too painful for you to keep diet!（candy继续掏钱，买羊肉串）Candy：Give me five , no ,eight ,no, ten ,ok ,ten!quickly!quickly!Maggi: Enough!Enough!You can’t eat any more, it’s too much for you!Alice, help me , stop her ,she can’t eat anymore!Alice: Stop!Candy, you really can’t eat anymore!You eat too much!Candy: no, no, I need more, I’m hungry!I’m hungry!One hour later , on the way home Candy:oh, My god, I have a stomachache, oh ,god ,my stomche!Maggi: Oh ,god ,what’s the matter with you?
Alice: It must be the yangrouchuan!Maggi , call the ambulance!quickly!
From this story，we can learn that，losing weight can’t be blind, we should exercise more ,not just diet, what’s more, overeating is harmful to our health.therefore, we should find a right way to lose weight and keep healthy.
第四篇：英语小品剧本[范文]
英语小品剧本--英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本
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第五篇：英语小品剧本
英语小品剧本-----小红帽
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy,what are you doing?
Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum：Bye-bye.Darling.第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red
Riding Hood说）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house?(高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma：Who is it？
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边)Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音)Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh!What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look!What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look!A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma：I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说)Help!Don’t shot me!
Hunter：（开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf：(应声倒下)
Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
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