第一篇：幽默英语自我介绍(共6篇)
篇一：英语口语面试自我介绍的基础知识 英语口语面试自我介绍的基础知识
【自我介绍的基本知识】：
“如何作自我介招？”这个问题看上去似乎很简单，人人都会。其实并不然，有很多人说的并不是很理想的。主要的现象有几下几点：
1、不知从何说起。有很多同学当听到老师问：“can you make a self-introduction?”时，首先迟疑几秒，然后怔怔的看着：“老师说什么呀？”这一类算是“无准备型”。自我介绍是你与人打交道，参加各类口语考试，职场面试不可或缺的一部分，同时也是非常重要的一部分。在面试时，我们经常会被要求自我介绍，所谓自我介绍，就是把自已介绍给出别人，以使别人认识自已，所以恰到好处的自我介绍，可以大大提高面试的好感。
2、缺乏逻辑性。还有一些同学在作自我介绍时，要么只说两句话名字，年龄；要么夸夸其谈但缺乏逻辑性。别看简简单单的一个自我介绍有时也能反映出一个人的逻辑思维和做事态度。
3、缺乏幽默感。幽默的开场除了可以营造出活泼和睦的气氛外，还能给对方留下深刻的第一印象，即使对象是以建立了朋友关系或同事关系的外国人，在酒会或聚餐等各式场合，同样可以用诙谐的方式来表现自我，使你和他们之间的关系达到更圆满的程度。
面试自我介绍应大体包括本人的姓名、工作、籍贯、学历、兴趣以及与交往对象的某些熟人的关系等。如：“我的名字叫王光，是里润公司副总裁。10年前，我和您先生是大学同学。” 其中本人姓名、供职的单位及部门、担负的职务或从事的具体工作等三项，又叫工作式自我介绍内容的三要素，通常缺一不可。
①姓名。应当一口报出，不可有姓无名，或有名无姓。
②单位。单位及部门，如可能最好全部报出，具体工作部门有时可以暂不报出。
③职务。担负的职务或从事的具体工作，有职务最好报出职务，职务较低或者无职务，则可报出目前所从事的具体工作。
举个例子，可以说：“我叫唐果，是大秦广告公司的公关部经理。”
【应聘者具体应注意以下几点】：
1、接到面试通知后，最好在家打个自我介绍的草稿，然后试着讲述几次，感觉一下。
2、自我介绍时首先应礼貌地做一个极简短的开场白，并向所有的面试人员（如果有多个面试考官的话）示意，如果面试考官正在注意别的东西，可以稍微等一下，等他注意转过来后才开始。
3、注意掌握时间，如果面试考官规定了时间，一定要注意时间的掌握，既不能超时太长，也不能过于简短。
4、介绍的内容不宜太多的停留在诸如姓名、工作经历、时间等东西上，因为这些在你的简历表上已经有了，你应该更多的谈一些跟你所应聘职位有关的工作经历和所取得的成绩，以证明你确实有能力胜任你所应聘的工作职位。
5、在作自我简介时，眼睛千万不要东张西望，四处游离，显得漫不经心的样子，这会给人做事随便、注意力不集中的感觉。眼睛最好要多注视面试考官，但也不能长久注视目不转睛。再就是尽量少加一些手的辅助动作，因为这毕竟不是在作讲演，保持一种得体的姿态也是很重要的。
6、在自我介绍完后不要忘了道声谢谢，有时往往会因此影响考官对你的印象。
初学英语的各位人士，可以学着用一下；对于自认为用英语作自我介绍已经易如反掌的英语高手，不妨在平时也试试使自我介绍增添一些新意:)
1、以星座为话题做自我介绍
2、以性格、职业为话题做自我介绍 i?m a great salesman.i could sell a knockoff windows 2000 to bill gates.我是一个很棒的推销员，我能把盗版的windows 2000卖给比尔*盖茨。
3、以幽默、爱好为话题
以上一些简单自我介绍只是个参考，希望想学英语的同学或是想把英语说得更漂亮的人士能够举一反三做出更具魅力符合自己个性的自我介绍。
【英语面试常用句型】：
（1）开场白
1.let me introduce myself./ let me do some introduction.让我来介绍一下自己。2.which aspect do you want to know about me? 您想知道我哪方面的情况？ 3.what do you want to know about myself? 您想知道我哪方面的情况？
4.good morning/afternoon/evening, my name is „„.it is really a great honor to have this opportunity/chance to introduce myself.i would like to answer whatever you may raise, and i hope i can make a good performance today.上午好/下午好/晚上好！我的名字叫„„。今天有机会进行自我介绍深感荣幸。我乐意回答你们所提出来的任何问题。我希望我今天能表现的非常出色。
（2）关于职位、工作
1.i noticed that you advertised a job in this morning?s paper.我看到你们在今早的报纸上刊登的招聘广告。
3.i have applied for the position of „.我申请了贵公司的„„职位。4.i haven?t done anything like that before.我以前没有做过这种工作。
5.i think i?m quite fit for assistant?s job.我觉得我很适合做助理的工作。6.i used to work as a sale?s manager.我以前做销售经理。7.i?m quite familiar with editing.我做过很多编辑工作。
8.i want a job with a vacation every year.我想找个每年都能度假的工作。9.i was thinking of a job in a school.我打算到学校找份工作。
10.i worked in the accounting section of a manufacturer of electrical products.我曾在电子产品制造商的会计组工作。
12.i have been in the business for the last ten years, and worked as the superintendent in the personnel department.本人在过去十年在商界担任人事部主任迄今。
14.for the past three years, i have been in the office of the brothers trading co., where i have been ad still am an accountant.本人曾经在兄弟贸易公司服务三年，担任会计工作，现仍在职中。
15.i am twenty years of age, and have been employed for the last two years by the green trees co., in teh general clerical work of the office.我今年20岁，曾于绿林公司服务两年，担任一般文员工作。
16.i am 25 years of age, and have had two years? experience in my present post, which i am leaving to better myself.我今年25岁，已在目前的职位工作两年，兹为寻找更上一层楼，准备离开此职位。
18.i am just leaving school, and am eighteen years of age.本人18岁，不久即可毕业。
19.i am twenty years of age, and am anxious to settle down to office work.本人20岁，希望能找到一个公司，以便安定下来。
20.since my graduation from the school two years ago, i have been employed in teh green hotel as a cashier.两年前，自从离校后，在格兰酒店担任出纳员。
（3）关于个人基本情况
1.i am„„ years old, born in„„ province/beijing, northeast/southeast/southwest„„ of china, and i am currently a freshman（大一新生）/sophomore（大二学生）/junior（大三学生）/senior（大四学生）student at capital institute of physical education.我今年„„岁，出生在„„省/北京，它位于中国的东北/东南/西南„„等部。我目前是首都体育学院大一/大二/大三/大四的学生。2.my major is sports training of basketball/voellyball/football/badminton/pingbang/tennis/ ill get a bachelor degree after graduation.我主修篮球/排球/足球/羽毛球/乒乓球/网球/田径/游泳/跆拳道等运动训练专业。在我毕业以后，我将会获得学士学位。3.in the past 1/2/3 years, i spend most of my time on study.i have passed cet3/4/6 and i have acquired basic knowledge of sports training both in theory and in practice.在过去的1/2/3年中，我把大量的时间用在学习上。我已经通过了大学英语2/3/4/6级。而且，我已经从理论和实践二方面对运动训练专业的基础知识有了一个大致的了解。4.i got a degree in literature and took a course in typing.我获得了文学学士学位，还学过打字。
5.besides, i have attended several sports meetings held in beijing.i am also the volunteers of china tennis open, chinese badminton masters„„.through these i have a deeply understanding of my major—sports training.除此以外，我还参加了在北京举行的许多运动会。我还是中国网球公开赛，羽毛球大师赛„„的志愿者。通过这些，我对运动训练专业有了一个更深刻的了解。
6.i have lots of interest, such as singing, dancing, drawing and so on.我有很多兴趣爱好，如唱歌、跳舞、画画等。7.i love playing tennis.我喜欢打网球。
【面试英语自我介绍范文】：
（一）q： can you sell yourself in two minutes？ go for it.（你能在两分钟內自我推荐吗？大胆试试吧！）
a： with my qualifications and experience, i feel i am hardworking, responsible and diligent in any project i undertake.your organization could benefit from my analytical and interpersonal skills.（依我的资格和经验，我觉得我对所从事的每一个项目都很努力、负责、勤勉。我的分析能力和与人相处的技巧，对贵单位必有价值。)
（二）good morning!it is really my honor to have this opportunity for an interview, i hope i can make a good performance today.im confident that i can succeed.now i will introduce myself briefly.i am 26 years old,born in shandong province.(general introduction)i was graduated from qingdao university.my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.during university, i spent most of my time on study so that i have passed cet4/6.and acquired basic knowledge of my major.(education background)i think im a good team player and im a person of great honesty to others.also i am able to work under great pressure.that?s all.thank you for giving me the chance.（三）
province ,northeast of china,and i am curruently a senior student at beijing xx university.my major is packaging engineering.and i will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in june.in the past 4 years,i spend most of my time on study,i have passed cet4/6 with an ease.and i have acquired basic knowledge of packaging and publishing both in theory and in practice.i cannot describe my character well, but i know i am optimistic and confident.sometimes i prefer to stay alone, reading, listening to music, but i am not lonely, i like to chat with my classmates, almost talk everything ,my favorite pastime is valleyball,playing cards or surfing on line.through college life,i learn how to balance between study and entertainment.by the way, i was a actor of our amazing drama club.i had a few glorious memories on stage.they are my pride.注：这三篇范文不见得就是很好，只是表达的比较清楚而已，大家在面试之前可以效仿此类文章把自我介绍提前准备好，流利的表达出来，效果最佳。
英语口语培训 / 篇二：英文自我介绍
good morning,so wonderful the day is.my name is yuan tingting.it’s really great honor for me to have the interview.now, i’ll introduce myself briefly:26 years old.i was born in a beautiful seaside city yk of ln province.last year, i graduated from bh university.i majored in food science and engineering for 4 years and got my bechlor degree.now i’m a postgraduate in sy university of technology majoring in the modern history of china from 1840 the opium war.i changed my major from science to art.i was asked why for many time? but i always ask myself “why do i study ?” “to earn more money or for a satifactory job ?” to me , it’s important to be optimistic at any time in any place, and enjoy my life.and i believe history can make peopel wiser.do you hear of something about uncle xi? he studied chemistry for his bechalor degree but he studied policies for his master degree.just the same to me.although i know my english is not the greatest one.i’ll try my best to study it ,and never say die.篇三：高中生搞笑自我介绍
高中生搞笑自我介绍：
大家好，我是邹迪，来自第二中学。我是个略带些腼腆的男孩，所以有的时候大家会看到我不是很喜欢说话，但是我真心的希望和大家成为朋友。我有两个小小的个人爱好，那就是睡觉和读报。那么我认为睡觉让人精神焕发，读报让人不出门而知天下。希望与我有共同爱好的同学咱们多交流睡觉和读报的经验。
高中生搞笑自我介绍：
同志们好啊，俺名为***，身高***毫米，俺喜欢与女生搭话，还喜欢造一些字典里查不到的字，缺点么，就是与女生握手时太用力，装老大时装不好，至于优点，对不起，俺忘了———还有我最崇拜马德华了，俺最爱的话是：“俺终于写完作业了！”
高中生搞笑自我介绍：
哈喽，大家好。我是***。毕业于***。带着俺家老母的殷切希望和恩师的教悔我来到了这里，本人，一定会不负众望的。日后一定会努力，请大家监督！希望以后和大家成为好朋友。谢谢！
高中生搞笑自我介绍：
大家好，我叫xx，我与你们同龄，但是我长得比较壮，俗话说：心宽体胖嘛！虽然是这样，我也不喜欢别人叫我魏肥、魏死猪，还有，我的名字的音序是wc，但是，希望你们在上厕所时不要想起我。我不喜欢别人叫我的外号，所以，各位，拜托，不要随便给我取难听外号。我这人说话就是白，我经常口不择言，想到什么就说什么，所以，我经常吐出这样的字眼：白痴、神经，但是请大家多多见谅！
资料来源：中国教育在线 / 篇四：搞笑自我介绍 搞笑自我介绍
我就是英俊潇洒风流倜傥人见人爱花见花开人称山崩地裂水倒流鬼见愁为了朋友可以两肋插刀为了女人可以插朋友两刀威震武林的~方林美少年是也~!每个女人都是为爱而折翼的天使，她们来到人间，就再也回不去天堂了，所以需要男人好好的珍惜。我也是天使，不过降落的时候不小心脸先着地了，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。还好，我还有一颗天使的心，善良、仁爱。我有时候觉得，自己其实不太帅。但有一天，我被一群女孩子围住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。我是宇宙超级网虫，欢迎你打我、骂我、k我、扁我、踢我、踹我、揍我，甚至把我煮、煎、炒、炸、焖、炖、红烧、清蒸、干褊、水煮„„我都毫无怨言，但前提是：这个人必须是天底下最最漂亮、可爱、美丽、温柔、善良、贤惠、有气质的大美女
大家好!我叫***,来自**.在我来面试之前一直在考虑一个问题,就是怎样才能让在座的各位老师在较短的时间内对我有一个清楚而又全面的了解,于是我带来了八朵鲜花,我出生在花季六月,喜欢梅花三弄,讨厌花言巧语,讲究妙笔生花,害怕老眼昏花,特长锦上添花,追求百花齐放,我的座右铭是:花自己的时间为大家生产快乐!我不去想身后会不会袭来寒风冷雨,既然目标是伟岸的大山那么留给世界的就只能是认真塌实的足迹.我不去想未来的道路是平坦还是泥泞,只要心中充满执着和热爱一切都在意料之中!记得阿基米德曾经说过一句话:给我一个支点我会翘起整个地球!当然了,我的口气没有那么大,我想要说的是给我一个舞台,我会让广大的听众和观众体会到前所未有的精彩!谢谢大家!篇五：诙谐幽默的个性自我介绍 诙谐幽默的个性自我介绍
诙谐幽默总能让你拉进与陌生人之间的距离，不管在什么情况下，只要你够幽默，你一定是出类拔萃的一类。因此做自我介绍也不例外。但下面的部分自我介绍，仅供娱乐。
个位同仁好！小女初长成，学得深闺中；课业语文马马虎虎，相对数学一塌糊涂；承蒙大家关爱有佳，得以在此一展风姿，真是兴会兴会。
陪人聊天，每字6毛，标点符号半价收费，千字以上打8折!先付款，后聊天，款到即聊。对待非专业人士，偶不承担主动交谈义务。网络虚假，若受伤、受骗，偶不承担任何责任。
1980年中国制造，长178cm，净重66kg。采用人工智能，各部分零件齐全，运转稳定，经二十多年的运行，属质量信得过产品。该“产品”手续齐全，无限期包退包换。现因发展需要，诚招志同道合者，共同研制开发第二代语言聊天软件，有意者请联系！每个女人都是为爱而折翼的天使，她们来到人间，就再也回不去天堂了，所以需要男人好好的珍惜。
我也是天使，不过降落的时候不小心脸先着地了，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。
还好，我还有一颗天使的心，善良、仁爱。
人还不错，除了长的帅点以外，也没什么缺点了！
我有时候觉得，自己其实不太帅。但有一天，我被一群女孩子围住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。
我是宇宙超级网虫，欢迎你打我、骂我、k我、扁我、踢我、踹我、揍我，甚至把我煮、煎、炒、炸、焖、炖、红烧、清蒸、干褊、水煮??我都毫无怨言，但前提是：这个人必须是天底下最最漂亮、可爱、美丽、温柔、善良、贤惠、有气质的大美女--某某（女友名字）
别看资料(material)，看聊效！！
曾经有个女孩子要与我共赴黄泉--“你再不还我钱,我就和你同归于尽!”
曾经有个女孩子与我相约到下辈子--“想追求我?下辈子吧!” 曾经有个女孩子肯为我而死--“跟你在一起,我宁愿死!”
家穷人丑，一米四九。小学文化，农村户口。破屋三间，薄田一亩。冷锅热灶，老婆没有。一年四季，药不离口，今日上网，广征女友，革命路上，并肩携手~~ 女口果人尔能看日月白这段言舌，那言兑日月人尔白勺目艮目青有严重白勺散光
我想要个健康平凡的，会炒番茄鸡蛋的，会操作洗衣机的，脸上可能还有点小雀斑的，见到生人会脸红的，知道酱油多少钱一瓶的，在我把大米扛回家时会帮我擦擦汗的那么一个姑娘。这样的要求，高不高？如果真的有那么一个姑娘，那么神啊，我祈求你赐我一个吧！
小人本住在黄河的一边，家中有屋又有田，生活乐无边。自从有了oicq，它占我时间夺我钱，逼我卖楼又卖田，流落在街边??各位朋友可怜我，陪我聊聊天！聊聊天！
篇六：搞笑的自我介绍
木飞，十九岁，男，未婚。1987年1月出生，出生具体坐标北纬197.5度，东经36.55度。出生地：医院 出生后第一件做的事——哭，为什么，因为我一张开眼就看到两个人在那里笑的欢，心里琢磨，偶招惹谁了，嘲笑偶？1987年2月，满月，前来为我祝寿的人很多，送红包的人也不少，当时年少，除了见钱眼开外，还很好色——当然是红色，打开一看，晕，居然只有10块，心里巨不爽：你大爷滴，这么少，你以为我是三岁小孩啊（好象刚满月）！1988年1月，我一岁生日，我的死党小菲前来赴宴（病句），我心里热乎，把我最爱的变形金刚送给了她，结果她——跑了，我极度伤心，我的初恋还没开始就失败了，我想。
第二篇：简短幽默英语自我介绍
简短幽默英语自我介绍
简短幽默英语自我介绍1
1、原文
Hello, everyone!My name is xxx. Im a 15 years old girl. I live in the beautiful city of Rizhao.
Im an active, lovely, and clever girl. In the school my favorite subject is math. Perhaps someone thinks its difficult to study well. But I like it. I believe that if you try your best, everything can be done well.
I also like sports very much. Such as, running, volleyball and so on. Im kind-hearted. If you need help, please come to me.I hope we can be good friends!
OK. This is me .A sunny girl.
2、翻译
大家好!我是xx。一个15岁的女孩。我来自美丽的城市日照。
我是一个活跃的，可爱的.，聪明的女孩。在学校我最喜欢的科目是数学。也许有人认为它很难学习好。但我喜欢它。我相信如果你尽你最大的努力，一切都可以做得很好。
我也非常喜欢运动。例如，跑步、排球等等。我是善良的。如果你需要帮助，请到我这里来。我希望我们能成为好朋友!
好的。这就是我。一个阳光明媚的女孩。
简短幽默英语自我介绍2
Hello，everyone.My name is Zhangya。I‘m twelve years old as one student of the Grade Six Class Tree at the No .56 middle school in the city of PingDingShan.I am a lively girl.I like drawing,riding bike and surfing the internet.I have many friends,the best is Du Xingyue.
There are father,mother,elder sister and me in my family.My mom is a housewife.My father is a worker.My elder sister is a university student.My family is very happy.They all love me and i also love them.
简短幽默英语自我介绍3
Hi,everybody. Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look.
I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless. Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.
简短幽默英语自我介绍4
Self-introductionHello everyone! My is......, from Qinzhou. I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School. my major is knitting. It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work. As we all know English is very useful in every field.
My English is limited that’s why I’m here. I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!
简短幽默英语自我介绍5
Good evening,I know it's 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,it's a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.
Fine, I shouldn't tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, don't expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.
第三篇： 幽默英语自我介绍
搞笑幽默的介绍不仅能够使大家容易接受，而且气氛活跃自己也不会紧张，本文为大家整理了幽默英语自我介绍，仅供参考！
篇1： 幽默英语自我介绍
I am a man, not a woman.XX years old, the height of XX metersno examination, general undergraduateeating chicken in the table in a multinational company, although is cleaning the table, but treatment is very favorable, if you don't arrive late or leave early.You could get the full 800 yuan yeah),I have a housean environmentally friendly nonnothing in it.I want to find a rich and beautiful city, tall and slim, gentle and lovely, reasonable, full of wit, ability of extraordinary woman now, similar to Bill Gates's daughter, Buffett's granddaughter and so on can be considered.篇2： 幽默英语自我介绍
My name is * * *, thirteen years old this year, just first second.I am tall medium, 1, 66, and then ranked the tenth class, long face short nose, big feet have big hands, little eyes are not small, especially God's eyes, a big mouth to say, just say, "said one hour is also no problem, not tall not short the body, not fat not thin.In general, it is still more handsome.I go to school in Beijing City, our school uniform is not good, all is blue, so it is very good to recognize, one is the middle school students.My advantage is love, every morning I go out to exercise, run, play the horizontal bar, and so on.So, my school sports are very good, my study is also not to be questioned, the math exam has never been 90 points, my English is also good.So, my face is always the joyful expression of the overflowing.My shortcoming is that I can't play basketball, I don't know what's the matter, I don't like it, and I don't like i
I always get out of class and don't pay attention to it.So, after the teacher called me, I was full of confidence to stand up, eighty percent are right, the harm of the teacher is angry and laugh.This is me, as soon as I see me, I always laugh, I will greet you enthusiastically, come on!
篇3： 幽默英语自我介绍
Hi, guys.As you know, we're fellow students.You are all familiar with me.So, what should I start with? Haw, it's somewhat embarrassing to tell you what you know well.But it doesn't matter at all.I'm here just for practicing my English.It's very important of your support.Let's go to business now.Hum-hum, first of all, you all know well my name.I'm from XX.Besides, I cannot tell you how old I am because it's a secret of a lady's age.The next, I like singing, swimming,crying, haw-haw...It is too much than what I could tell in one time.I like icecream, apple, orange, banana, and so on.Then let me introduce my family.My father...,and my mother...What a pity that I have no brothers or sisters.But fortunately, I have you as my classmates and friends.You really help me a lot.As well, I also enjoy helping each of you.Do you know my personalities? In fact, I'm not so clear.8、Hello everyone!I'm so glad that all of you can come here today.First,my neme is xxx(your name here).You must want to know my
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第四篇：简短英语幽默自我介绍
自我介绍是向别人展示你自我介绍好不好，甚至直接关系到你给别人的第一印象的好坏及以后交往的顺利与否。同时，也是认识自我的手段。以下是小编整理的简短英语幽默自我介绍，欢迎阅读！
简短英语幽默自我介绍1
Hello，everyone.My name is Zhangya。I‘m twelve years old as one student of the Grade Six Class Tree at the No.56 middle school in the city of PingDingShan.I am a lively girl.I like drawing,riding bike and surfing the internet.I have many friends,the best is Du Xingyue.There are father,mother,elder sister and me in my family.My mom is a housewife.My father is a worker.My elder sister is a university student.My family is very happy.They all love me and i also love them.简短英语幽默自我介绍2
Good evening,I know it's 3:00pm now,But I always what to say good evening.People always call me XXX.I think if I have a choice.I would tell my parents I want to be called XX.Ok,it's a joke.To be in this class is a wonderful thing.Because god has told me that we will be the NO.1 during the next 3 years.Fine, I shouldn't tell you this because god also has told me not to tell others.I like making friends with others a lot.So I think we will have a very good time together.But, don't expect me to tell you how to talk to god.Thank you.简短英语幽默自我介绍3
Hi,everybody.Good to be here.Facing the audience, a thought occured to me.Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public.But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said exactly.Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon.For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look.I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book.Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English.Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous.Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless.Never mind.I'm always good for a laugh.简短英语幽默自我介绍4
Self-introductionHello everyone!My is......, from Qinzhou.I’m so glad to meet you, and I’m currently a student at Guangxi Textile Industrial School.my major is knitting.It’s my pleasure to join the CHAMPION training camp, because I love English and I hope I can learn something in the training for my future work.As we all know English is very useful in every field.My English is limited that’s why I’m here.I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you, Thank you!
第五篇：幽默英语自我介绍(共6篇)
篇一：英语口语面试自我介绍的基础知识 英语口语面试自我介绍的基础知识
【自我介绍的基本知识】：
“如何作自我介招？”这个问题看上去似乎很简单，人人都会。
1、不知从何说起。有很多同学当听到老师问：“can you make a self-introduction?”时，首先迟疑几秒，然后怔怔的看着：“老师说什么呀？”这一类算是“无准备型”。自我介绍是你与人打交道，参加各类口语考试，职场面试不可或缺的一部分，同时也是非常重要的一部分。
2、缺乏逻辑性。还有一些同学在作自我介绍时，要么只说两句话名字，年龄；要么夸夸其谈但缺乏逻辑性。
3、缺乏幽默感。
面试自我介绍应大体包括本人的姓名、工作、籍贯、学历、兴趣以及与交往对象的某些熟人的关系等。如：“我的名字叫王光，是里润公司副总裁。10年前，我和您先生是大学同学。
①姓名。
②单位。
③职务。
【应聘者具体应注意以下几点】：
5、在作自我简介时，眼睛千万不要东张西望，四处游离，显得漫不经心的样子，这会给人做事随便、注意力不集中的感觉。眼睛最好要多注视面试考官，但也不能长久注视目不转睛。
初学英语的各位人士，可以学着用一下；对于自认为用英语作自我介绍已经易如反掌的英语高手，不妨在平时也试试使自我介绍增添一些新意:)
1、以星座为话题做自我介绍
2、以性格、职业为话题做自我介绍
3、以幽默、爱好为话题
【英语面试常用句型】：
（1）开场白
2.which aspect do you want to know about me? 您想知道我哪方面的情况？ 3.what do you want to know about myself? 您想知道我哪方面的情况？
4.good morning/afternoon/evening, my name is „„.it is really a great honor to have this opportunity/chance to introduce myself.i would like to answer whatever you may raise, and i hope i can make a good performance today.上午好/下午好/晚上好！我的名字叫„„。今天有机会进行自我介绍深感荣幸。我乐意回答你们所提出来的任何问题。
（2）关于职位、工作
12.i have been in the business for the last ten years, and worked as the
（3）关于个人基本情况
1.i am„„ years old, born in„„ province/beijing, northeast/southeast/southwest„„ of china, and i am currently a freshman（大一新生）/sophomore（大二学生）/junior（大三学生）/senior（大四学生）student at capital institute of physical education.我今年„„岁，出生在„„省/北京，它位于中国的东北/东南/西南„„等部。2.my major is sports training of basketball/voellyball/football/badminton/pingbang/tennis/ ill get a bachelor degree after graduation.我主修篮球/排球/足球/羽毛球/乒乓球/网球/田径/游泳/跆拳道等运动训练专业。3.in the past 1/2/3 years, i spend most of my time on study.i have passed cet3/4/6 and i have acquired basic knowledge of sports training both in theory and in practice.在过去的1/2/3年中，我把大量的时间用在学习上。我已经通过了大学英语2/3/4/6级。4.i got a degree in literature and took a course in typing.5.besides, i have attended several sports meetings held in beijing.i am also the volunteers of china tennis open, chinese badminton masters„„.through these i have a deeply understanding of my major—sports training.除此以外，我还参加了在北京举行的许多运动会。我还是中国网球公开赛，羽毛球大师赛„„的志愿者。
6.i have lots of interest, such as singing, dancing, drawing and so on.7.i love playing tennis.【面试英语自我介绍范文】：
（一）q： can you sell yourself in two minutes？ go for it.（你能在两分钟內自我推荐吗？大胆试试吧！）
a： with my qualifications and experience, i feel i am hardworking, responsible and diligent in any project i undertake.your organization could benefit from my analytical and interpersonal skills.（依我的资格和经验，我觉得我对所从事的每一个项目都很努力、负责、勤勉。
（二）good morning!it is really my honor to have this opportunity for an interview, i hope i can make a good performance today.im confident that i can succeed.now i will introduce myself briefly.i am 26 years old,born in shandong province.(general introduction)i was graduated from qingdao university.my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003.during university, i spent most of my time on study so that i have passed cet4/6.and acquired basic knowledge of my major.(education background)i think im a good team player and im a person of great honesty to others.also i am able to work under great pressure.that?s all.thank you for giving me the chance.（三）
province ,northeast of china,and i am curruently a senior student at beijing xx university.my major is packaging engineering.and i will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in june.in the past 4 years,i spend most of my time on study,i have passed cet4/6 with an ease.and i have acquired basic knowledge of packaging and publishing both in theory and in practice.i cannot describe my character well, but i know i am optimistic and confident.sometimes i prefer to stay alone, reading, listening to music, but i am not lonely, i like to chat with my classmates, almost talk everything ,my favorite pastime is valleyball,playing cards or surfing on line.through college life,i learn how to balance between study and entertainment.by the way, i was a actor of our amazing drama club.i had a few glorious memories on stage.they are my pride.英语口语培训 / 篇二：英文自我介绍
good morning,so wonderful the day is.my name is yuan tingting.it’s really great honor for me to have the interview.now, i’ll introduce myself briefly:26 years old.i was born in a beautiful seaside city yk of ln province.last year, i graduated from bh university.i majored in food science and engineering for 4 years and got my bechlor degree.now i’m a postgraduate in sy university of technology majoring in the modern history of china from 1840 the opium war.i changed my major from science to art.i was asked why for many time? but i always ask myself “why do i study ?” “to earn more money or for a satifactory job ?” to me , it’s important to be optimistic at any time in any place, and enjoy my life.and i believe history can make peopel wiser.do you hear of something about uncle xi? he studied chemistry for his bechalor degree but he studied policies for his master degree.just the same to me.although i know my english is not the greatest one.i’ll try my best to study it ,and never say die.篇三：高中生搞笑自我介绍
高中生搞笑自我介绍：
大家好，我是邹迪，来自第二中学。我是个略带些腼腆的男孩，所以有的时候大家会看到我不是很喜欢说话，但是我真心的希望和大家成为朋友。我有两个小小的个人爱好，那就是睡觉和读报。那么我认为睡觉让人精神焕发，读报让人不出门而知天下。
高中生搞笑自我介绍：
同志们好啊，俺名为***，身高***毫米，俺喜欢与女生搭话，还喜欢造一些字典里查不到的字，缺点么，就是与女生握手时太用力，装老大时装不好，至于优点，对不起，俺忘了———还有我最崇拜马德华了，俺最爱的话是：“俺终于写完作业了！”
高中生搞笑自我介绍：
哈喽，大家好。我是***。毕业于***。带着俺家老母的殷切希望和恩师的教悔我来到了这里，本人，一定会不负众望的。
高中生搞笑自我介绍：
大家好，我叫xx，我与你们同龄，但是我长得比较壮，俗话说：心宽体胖嘛！虽然是这样，我也不喜欢别人叫我魏肥、魏死猪，还有，我的名字的音序是wc，但是，希望你们在上厕所时不要想起我。
资料来源：中国教育在线 / 篇四：搞笑自我介绍 搞笑自我介绍
我就是英俊潇洒风流倜傥人见人爱花见花开人称山崩地裂水倒流鬼见愁为了朋友可以两肋插刀为了女人可以插朋友两刀威震武林的~方林美少年是也~!每个女人都是为爱而折翼的天使，她们来到人间，就再也回不去天堂了，所以需要男人好好的珍惜。我也是天使，不过降落的时候不小心脸先着地了，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。还好，我还有一颗天使的心，善良、仁爱。我有时候觉得，自己其实不太帅。
大家好!我叫***,来自**.在我来面试之前一直在考虑一个问题,就是怎样才能让在座的各位老师在较短的时间内对我有一个清楚而又全面的了解,于是我带来了八朵鲜花,我出生在花季六月,喜欢梅花三弄,讨厌花言巧语,讲究妙笔生花,害怕老眼昏花,特长锦上添花,追求百花齐放,我的座右铭是:花自己的时间为大家生产快乐!我不去想身后会不会袭来寒风冷雨,既然目标是伟岸的大山那么留给世界的就只能是认真塌实的足迹.我不去想未来的道路是平坦还是泥泞,只要心中充满执着和热爱一切都在意料之中!记得阿基米德曾经说过一句话:给我一个支点我会翘起整个地球!当然了,我的口气没有那么大,我想要说的是给我一个舞台,我会让广大的听众和观众体会到前所未有的精彩!谢谢大家!篇五：诙谐幽默的个性自我介绍 诙谐幽默的个性自我介绍
诙谐幽默总能让你拉进与陌生人之间的距离，不管在什么情况下，只要你够幽默，你一定是出类拔萃的一类。因此做自我介绍也不例外。
陪人聊天，每字6毛，标点符号半价收费，千字以上打8折!先付款，后聊天，款到即聊。对待非专业人士，偶不承担主动交谈义务。
1980年中国制造，长178cm，净重66kg。采用人工智能，各部分零件齐全，运转稳定，经二十多年的运行，属质量信得过产品。
人还不错，除了长的帅点以外，也没什么缺点了！
我有时候觉得，自己其实不太帅。
我是宇宙超级网虫，欢迎你打我、骂我、k我、扁我、踢我、踹我、揍我，甚至把我煮、煎、炒、炸、焖、炖、红烧、清蒸、干褊、水煮??我都毫无怨言，但前提是：这个人必须是天底下最最漂亮、可爱、美丽、温柔、善良、贤惠、有气质的大美女--某某（女友名字）
别看资料(material)，看聊效！！
曾经有个女孩子要与我共赴黄泉--“你再不还我钱,我就和你同归于尽!”
曾经有个女孩子与我相约到下辈子--“想追求我?下辈子吧!” 曾经有个女孩子肯为我而死--“跟你在一起,我宁愿死!”
家穷人丑，一米四九。小学文化，农村户口。破屋三间，薄田一亩。
女口果人尔能看日月白这段言舌，那言兑日月人尔白勺目艮目青有严重白勺散光
篇六：搞笑的自我介绍
木飞，十九岁，男，未婚。1987年1月出生，出生具体坐标北纬197.5度，东经36.55度。
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