第一篇：英语口语每日谜语第109期 英语谜语和答案
英语口语:每日谜语第109期 英语谜语和答案
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? Mom.Why do lions eat raw meat? Because they never learn to cook.Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did the fox cross the road? To get the chicken.Why did the gum cross the road? It was on the chicken’s foot.Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it was not a chicken.Why did the weasel cross the road twice? He was a double crosser.Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? It didn’t have the guts.What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? Ann umbrella.What's black and white and red all over? A zebra that doesn’t know how to put lipstick on.What is the largest ant in the world? An elephant.How much is a skunk worth? One scent.What kind of monkey can fly? A hot air baboon.Why did the cake like to play baseball? Because it was a good batter.What goes hahaha, plop? Someone laughing their head off.Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion? They told her it was a maneating lion.Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa? Because leopards are already born with spots.What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream? It split.Swings by his thigh a thing most magical!Below the belt, beneath the folds of his clothes it hangs, a hole in its front end, stiff-set and stout, but swivels about.Levelling the head of this hanging instrument, its wielder hoists his hem above the knee: it is his will to fill a well-known hole that it fits fully when at full length.He has often filled it before.Now he fills it again.a key I'm the world's wonder, for I make women happy--a boon to the neighborhood, a bane to no one, though I may perhaps prick the one who picks me.I am set well up, stand in a bed, have a roughish root.Rarely(though it happens)a churl's daughter more daring than the rest--and lovelier!--lays hold of me, and lays me in larder.She learns soon enough, the curly-haired creature who clamps me so, of my meeting with her: moist is her eye!an onion A young man made for the corner where he knew she was standing;this strapping youth had come some way--with his own hands he whipped up her dress, and under her girdle(as she stood there)thrust something stiff, worked his will;they both shook.This fellow quickened: one moment he was forceful, a first rate servant, so strenuous that the next he was knocked up, quite blown by his exertion.Beneath the girdle a thing began to grow that upstanding men often think of, tenderly, and acquire.dough I'm told a certain something grows in its pouch, swells and stands up, lifts its covering.A proud bride grasped that boneless wonder, the daughter of a king covered that swollen thing with clothing.a churn A lovely woman, a lady, often locked me in a chest;at times she took me out with her fingers, and gave me to her lord and loyal master, just as he asked.Then he poked his head inside me, pushed it up until it fitted tightly.I, adorned, was bound to be filled with something rough if the loyal lord could keep it up.Guess what I mean.helmet Who makes it, has no need of it.Who buys it, has no use for it.Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.Tell me what a dozen rubber trees with thirty boughs on each might be? Months of the year As I went over London Bridge I met my sister Jenny I broke her neck and drank her blood And left her standing empty.Gin It is said among my people that some things are improved by death.Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good? Pig All right.Riddle me this: what goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed? the Sun What work is it that the faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished? roasting meat on a spit Whilst I was engaged in sitting I spied the dead carrying the living.a ship I know a word of letters three.Add two, and fewer there will be.'few' I give you a group of three.One is sitting down, and will never get up.The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry.The third goes away and never returns.stove, fire, and smoke Whoever makes it, tells it not.Whoever takes it, knows it not.And whoever knows it wants it not.counterfeit money Two words, my answer is only two words.To keep me, you must give me.Solution your word Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling In mystic force and magic spelling Celestial sprites elucidate All my own striving can't relate Pi(digits given by length of words)There is not wind enough to twirl That one red leaf, nearest of its clan, Which dances as often as dance it can.the sun, Samuel Taylor Coleridge Half-way up the hill, I see thee at last Lying beneath me with thy sounds and sights--A city in the twilight, dim and vast, With smoking roofs, soft bells, and gleaming lights.the past, Longfellow
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第二篇：【英语口语】每日谜语第39期：简单的英语谜语
【英语口语】每日谜语第39期：简单的英语谜语 1.What time is it when20 dogs are after l cat?___________
2.When should you kick(踢)a birthday?___________
3.What room has no walls, no doors, no floors and no windows?__________
4.Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?___________
5.It is yours, but others use it more than you do.What is it?___________
6.What has a bed but never sleeps?___________
7.Which travels faster, heat or co1d?____________
8.What five-letter word has six left when you take two away?___________
9.What is the end of everything?____________
10.There are three men on a train.Mr A speaks English and Chinese.Mr B speaksFrench and English.Mr C can only talk with Mr A.What language does Mr C speak?
11.What is it that can carry a message to anybody in any town?___________
12.What is it that, when once lost,you can never find again?___________
13.What is it that we never borrow but often return?___________
14.What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers?____________
15.What walks all the time but never leave his place?____________
16.What hands never hold anything?___________
17.It has a mouth, but never speaks;it has bed, but never sleeps on it.Whatis it?___________
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第三篇：英语口语：每日谜语第49期 英语谜语 (十)
英语口语：每日谜语第49期 英语谜语(十)91.Which American man has had the largest family?
92.A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long.About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots.The donkey wanted to eat those carrots.How did he reach them?
93.What can you hold in your left hand,but not in your right hand?
94.I have seven letters.The first two stand for a boy.The first three stand for a girl.The first four stand for a brave boy.95.Why does a man's hair become grey before his moustaches?
96.Why are people close to their mothers instead of their fathers?
97.Where can you easily put your right hand,but can never put your left hand?
98.What question can never get answer “YES.”?
99.What is the beginning of everything,also the end of life?
100.Mary had a big dog,and I had a smaller one.One day,the two dogs raced to see which ran faster.The dogs were soon tired out.Finally,my dog won the 10-mile race.Now which dog had more sweat on its body?
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第四篇：【英语口语】每日谜语第27期：英语谜语11则
【英语口语】每日谜语第27期：英语谜语11则
1.It looks like sugar, but it's not sweet.It looks like cotton, but it can' t spin.It comes in winter and makes the weather colder.What is it? 2.You can't catch his body;you can't see his shadow.When strong, he shakes the house,when weak, the tree leaves.3.When I come down from the sky, I make everything wet.What am I ? 4.What animal carries two hills on its back? 5.What animal wears big black glasses on its face? 6.What animal sleeps in daytime but flies at night? 7.They are of many beautiful colors: red, yellow,pink, purple, blue, blue, orange and white.Some of them smell very sweet.You can see lots of them in spring and summer.When autumn comes,they become fewer and fewer.In winter you can hardly find them in the fields.Then they come back again with spring.What are they? 8.It's round and green outside and yellow or red inside.We have it in summer.It grows in the fields.It can grow as big as a basketball, or even bigger.It is very sweet and very good to eat.I an sure you know it.And you like to eat it, don't you? Can you tell me now what it is? 9.What goes up every time the rain comes down? 10.Thousands in one big family are busy every day, making sweets for others and giving them away.11.“If” is between us.Can you guess what English word it is?
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第五篇：英语口语：每日谜语第63期 英语谜语 (二十四)
英语口语：每日谜语第63期 英语谜语(二十四)231 Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything? A: The horse's shadow.232 Q.Why was the hearse horse hoarse? A.Because of the coffin 233 Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage? Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.234 Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? A: A teapot.235 Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk there.236 Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall? A: Because it's too far to walk!237 Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole? A: Because every direction is south.238 Q: What gets wetter as it dries? A: A towel 239 Q: What are the 3 important rings in life? A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.240 Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.A: A mushroom.原文来自 必克英语http://bbs.spiiker.com/topic-5011.html
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