好笑的英文情书范本

第一篇：好笑的英文情书范本

喜欢上王小姐後，决定要给她写一封情书，这封情书一定要不落俗套。苦思之下，触发了灵感，现下卖饼干说是卖克力架，做网站的想办法上纳斯达克，那我也走国际路线，写封英文情书，扯著虎皮拉大旗，显示一下自己的才华吧。

Dear

wang

little

girl:

亲爱的王小姐：

（翻译这句，我可费了不少心思，中文直接用“亲爱的”未免显得肉中有肉，麻中有麻，还是老外开放，一般朋友也可以用dear，这样自己的贼心可以得到满足而又不唐突。姐想译成sister吧，怕她理解成小妹，一开始就叫人小妹，我好意思开口，人家还不一定好意思应呢，把小姐译成little

girl我倒是没费什么劲，little是小的意思，girl就是姑娘嘛！）

From

see

you

one

eye,I

shit

love

you.自从见你第一眼，我便爱上你。

（本想写“自从见你第一眼，我便对你魂牵梦绕”，可魂牵梦绕我实在译不出，只好写成“我便爱上你”，“便”译成shit是邻居小孩告诉我的，他说VCD里老有人说：“shit”，这个shit就是“便”。）

Your

eyes

close,I

die;

your

eyes

open,I

come

back

to

live.Your

eyes

close

and

open

again

and

again,I

die

again

and

again.你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛睁开，我又活过来了，你眼睛眨呀眨，我就死去活来。

（"哈哈，不禁有些佩服自己了，居然用这么简单的单词表达了这么深邃的意思。）

Maybe

you

do

not

know

me,no

matter.One

see

clock

emotion

is

pop.也许你还不认识我，没有关系，一见钟情很流行。

（译一见钟情颇费了一番功夫，一、见、情都会，但钟字怎么译呢，一抬头，见闹钟上写著呢：clock，pop这个词是从电视中学来的，最流行的音乐唱片就是top

of

the

pops，呵呵，处处留心皆学问呀。）

I

think

I

should

introduce

myself

to

you.我想应该介绍一下自己。

(事实证明我的英文启蒙老师很有远见，她说要是哪天你到了国外，要找外国MM套词，就要用这句。不过，不知她有没有想到我现下是用这句话来唬中国M

M）

I

call

Li

old

big.Toyear

25.我叫李老大，今年25。

（今天是today，那么今年是toyear，没有错的吧。）

My

home

four

mouth

people

papa,mama,I

and

DD.我家有四口人：爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。

（还好，幸亏在网上混了这么多年，知道GG，JJ，MM，DD怎么写的。）

I

beat

letter

very

fast,because

I

am

a

computer

high

hand.I

even

act

as

black

guest.我打字很快，因为我是电脑高手，我甚至还当过黑客呢。

I

do

early

fuck

every

day,so

that

I

can

have

第二篇：实用英文情书集锦

肉麻无耻第一招：You're the girl in my dream.I'm thinking of you every second.It is universally acknowledged that you are indispensible to me.Loving you is closely to my life.I have searched a thousand years.And I have cried a thousand tears.I found everything I need.You are everything to me.For years I had been searching for that perfect fantasy.But I find it in my arms right now.You are all to me.When I met you I knew I would forever be by your side--forever your partner and forever your love.I asked God for a rose & he gave me a garden.I ask God for a drop of water & he gave me an ocean.I asked God for an angel & he gave me you!One day you ask me: what's more important to you, me or your life? I'll say my life and you'll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.My eyes are hurting because I can't see you.My arms are empty because I can't hold you.My lips are cold because I can't kiss you.My heart is breaking because I'm not with you.浪漫无边第二招：Honey, how do I live without you? I miss you every minute and every second.Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.You are the one I have been looking for.I can think of nothing else but your dazzling smile.I will always keep a warm place in my heart for you.My heart beats for you every day.I am inspired by you every minute, and I worry about you every second.It is wonderful to have you in my life.幽默无痕第三招：Every beat of my heart, loudly cries your name, I want so much to be with you, oh, please, please, feel the same.I am looking for a word.I am looking for a whole new word.I am looking for a word.I am looking for a word that nobody knows.I am looking for a word.I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best!If you are the wind, I am the sand.If you are the shoe, I am the brush.If you don't love me, I just wanna die.贫嘴无度第四招：Your eyes close, I die;your eyes open, I come back alive.Your eyes close and open again and again, I die and come back time after time.欠扁欠揍第五式：I will not beat you, not scold you, but torture you with all my love.Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.Thank me for loving you no way anyone has ever tried.My dearest, can I call you like this? If you agree, don't phone me;if not, please send me this message “I miss you so much.”

If you want a cute baby, and you are still worried about this, then I will advice that you marry me!My family name is “I”, first name is “love you”, and surname is “miss you”;my cognomen is “understand you”, appellation is “feel badly about you”, epithet is “think of you” , book name is “dream of you”, nickname is “chase you”.You can call me I kiss you.

第三篇：英文情书

I Love You So Much

dear jans,

you just don't know how much i love you.you are the best boyfriend any girl could ever ask for.whenever i have a problem and need some type of comfort, you are there for me.it is you who i want to spend the rest of my life with.i, one day, wish to have your children.you just don't understand how much i adore you, appreciate you, admire you, trust you, respect you, and over all love you.

i believe this is it, you are the one for me.being away from you drives me crazy and makes me want to be with you right at this very instant.i just think of this separation as a test.i can deal with it.if this is what it takes to be with you then i will go through it.well, honey, i am going to end this letter with i love you more than anything in this world.remember that now.i love you so much, babycakes.

yours always,

stan

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第四篇：英文情书精选

To: Rodney ~ From: Tanya

Dear Rodney,I could kiss you a thousand times and still not be satisfied.My love for you is endless, so tender, so hot and complete.I swear to God I want you in my life.I love you more and more with each day passing and it eases me to know as tomorrow approaches, that I will love you more then yesterday and tomorrow will be more then today.My love for you cannot be measured by words alone as love does express my true feelings for you.When I think of our love it reminds me of all the things you are to me.You and only you have given me so much hope and have made me realize how much I want you!You show the true meaning of how a man should treat a woman.Rodney, please accept my heart as your own and listen to both of ours beating as one.You are my reason to live.Without you I'm nothing.The years will be a test, but nothing will keep me from loving you, or from being by your side.I love you more than you could even know, you are my world.I just wanted to let you know how much I love all that you are and will be.You're truly my love, my soul mate, and my best friend.For the first time in my life I have something to believe in.You've seen me at my worst and still take me as I am.I thank God for you every day because I know you're heaven sent, you are my angel.I love you from now till death do us part.Right now you live far away from me and I really mean it's killing me but I know in my heart that we are doing alright.I don't want to lose you to anyone else or anything that anyone wants to say about you.I want you to know I love you from the deepest part of my heart.I'm always so lost for words when it comes to you, I just wish there was another way that we could be together.I want you and always will and there is nothing that will ever change the way I feel about you...I love you!Love can make you do things that you never thought possible.See, there's a place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger and your whispers softly echo.It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part me.I promise, you'll always be in my heart.I love you.Love always,Tanya

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第五篇：英文情书（范文模版）

Dear D.A.,It's been quite awhile since I've written you a letter.I must say that after all those times we've been apart you're still the one I'm longing for.You see, life has never been the same without you.Every day and every night, I fight this feeling, but try as I might, I can't win.It seems like you've captured my heart and my heart won't be able to escape from your grasp.Every morning when the sun goes out to shine, I flash a smile but deep inside, I feel so sad and lonely and all I'm thinking is that I need you here and now.I have regretscontented to be just missing you.Love always,Lic