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GTA4 THE COUSINS BELLIC

Dave : Daddy's back, you bitches...Dave : Daddy's back, you bitches!Niko : Dave, come on.Niko : come on Dave.Hossan : Niko? What are you doing? Niko : Dave is not coming.Hossan : Ah ignore him.Come on we got to get this thing ready before we dock.Let's go.Hossan : Here, pass me that.Hossan : There.Hossan : Whooh yeah!There she is...Liberty City.Niko : Yeah.Hossan : You ever been? Niko : No.Hossan : Crazy place, Niko.Niko : What you going to do? Hossan : I might come back on board...or I might try to make a go of it.Hossan : Like they say, it is land of opportunity.Hossan : I always wanted to make it big...own a nice place, get a dog, a house...Hossan : live the dream!Niko : Like my cousin.Hossan : Oh yeah? Niko : Yeshouse, women, cars, parties...Niko : he writes me in these wild emails, and after I got trouble, I thought maybe uh...Niko : and then I got this gig.and I spend the next seven months with you fine people and I forget...Niko : After the war finished, I couldn't get a job, nobody could...Niko : so I, uh, did some dumb things and got involved with some idiots...Hossan : Ahh, we all do dumb things...that's what makes us human.Niko : Could be.Niko : Hey...Roman : Niko!My cousin!I can't believe it!You're here!Niko : Hey!Roman : Welcome to America!Niko : Good to see you, cousin.Roman : What? Niko : Goot to see you, maneither do some work or get out of here.We don't need jokers.radio : Screw you.Roman : Screw you!Roman : Baby...when I look into your eyes, it means something.Roman : I see little Romans, I see little Mallories, Roman : I see stars, I see angels.Roman : In my homeland we have a saying...radio : Yeah!we got one too.You're a fag!Roman : Shit...Mallorie : Hahaha Roman, you fuckin'idiota.How can I take you seriously? Niko : Very difficult, I think...hello, Roman!Hello, Miss...Roman : Mallorie, this is my cousin I tell you about, Niko...Mallorie : Hi.Roman : Niko, this is Mallorie, the beautiful girl I tell you about...Roman : See? Not everything I tell you was bullshit.Mallorie : I bet most of it was.Roman : Hey!Mallorie : I hope you're less full of shit than your cousin over here.Niko : Thank you.Roman : This is the woman that I'm going to marry!Mallorie : Huh!Whatever you say.Vlad出现

Vlad : I thought you were going to marry me, baby? Mallorie : Hey, Vlad.Roman : Hey...Vlad...great!Roman : You're fuckin'crazy, man.Vlad : You should lose few poundswe going to get money.In America you need money to do anything.Roman : You're taking me to a backroom game where I'll win all the dollars we need to really see this town.Roman : Nightclubs...women...titties...Niko : You can play, night? You are good at this game? Roman : I am the best.I kick all the asses that play me.They call me this Janitor.Niko : Because you can't pay your debts and they make you mop the floor? Incredible.Roman : Funny.No!I'm the Janitor because I always clean up.Roman : I always win, get it? Niko : The Janitor.Sure.I seriously hope your cards are better than your nicknames.Roman : Niko, wait for me here while I go inside to clean up.Roman : Shit, I almost forget.I'm giving you my old phone, my new number's in there.Roman : Call me if some Albanians show up in some shitty beige Willard.Those are the guys I owe money to.Roman : Do not hurt them, I know what you're like, Niko Bellic.Niko : You and your debts, Roman.Always the same.Never change.Niko : It's all quiet out here Roman, you winning? Please say yes.Roman : Don't worry I'm getting so many bullets it's like I'm an AK.We're cool.Niko : Here are the loan sharks, of course.Shark : Come on, the piece of shit is gambling our money in here.Niko : Cousinwhat did you do? Niko : He was going to stab me.Roman : Now he's going to kill you!Niko : Fuck him.Roman : Look at this mess.Screwed!Again.You want to know why I'm not living in a nice condo, banging four women? It's because of shit like this.Roman : Assholes threatening me.Niko : Shut up!Roman : Oh great...Mallorie.Hey, beautiful!Huh? Yeah...great.Uh...listen, I'm having a bit of a problem at the office...Umm, i can't do itI'm a good listener.Niko: Whatever, man.（电话响起）

Roman: Mohammed, where the fuck are...Oh!Miss Weinstock, no no, not you...what can I do for you today? 指示 : “Go and pick up Little Jacob.” Little Jacob（以下LJ）: Alright breda, forward a Dillon street, in Schottler.指示 : “Go to Schottler.” LJ: Alright, alright.Ya me man Roman's cousin, ain't ya? Two of ya going to rule this city and ting, ain't it? Niko: I don't know about that.It seems that Roman has enough problem running his own life, let alone the whole city.LJ: That is fe me breda.Seen, Niko, seen.Can ya do me a favor? You see, Real Badman, me boss man, he get in a fight with these boys and I gots to go down te make peace.They got too fierce and I ain't sure this is gonna be an easy ting.Can you keep an eye on the meet with I's piece? Niko: This is something I am more equipped to do than drive people around for Roman.LJ: Righteous.I gonna feel safer with some backup inna de ground.到

LJ: Alright.There be a spot up there.Watch out for any badness.Niko: Sure.指示 : “Go to the lookout spot.” 到

LJ: What dis? I thought there was only going to be one of yous coming? ??: Jacob, Jacob, Jacob...we have te teach Badman his lesson and ting.枪战

LJ: Shit, Niko.Get these boodclots.??: Rhaatid, someone be inna de ground.LJ: There be another one, Niko.Check him.枪战结束 LJ: Sorry for maga dog, maga dog turn round bite you.Come here back a' homebrew café.指示 : “Get Little Jacob back to the cafe.”

LJ: You a real creation stepper, Niko, righteous wit da piece Niko: I have had much experience.LJ: I tink we could do some work together and tings.Inna the future, you know? Niko: I am always looking for work, if it pays.LJ: Here's me number.Mek we link up soon.到

LJ: Thanks for everything, ya can keep the piece.I tink ya know fe use it better than I an'I do.One love.Irie, rasta.I an' I need fe talk.Mek we dweet.UNCLE VLAD

Niko进入

Niko : Hey, what's wrong? Roman : Hey, cousin.Bullshit.Niko : What's bullshit? Roman : Mallorie.Niko : Oh, what about her? Roman : I like her...really like her...Niko : But you keep messing around with the other women.Roman : Yeah...no.I think she's messing around with Vlad.I saw his car parked outside her place the other day.Niko : Yeah...Roman : You knew? Niko : I had suspicions.Roman : You fucking knew? Niko : What was I going to say? Roman : You know my woman was banging this warthog and you didn't do anything? Niko : I didn't...Roman : You didn't say anything? Niko : I didn't know!Roman : You're an asshole, Nico Bellic, a disloyal user.After what I did for you, you dick!You fucking dick!Niko : I'm sorry!Roman : Screw you.Niko : Alright, so you want me to deal with it, right now? Roman : No.Roman : Sit down.Niko : No!I'm not going to stand here and have you call me disloyal.Niko : You might let some Russian asswipe bang your woman, but I won't.Roman : But you fucking did!Niko : That was before I knew you cared!Niko : You always were a hypocrite.Roman : Niko...wait.Don't do anything stupid.Wait for me!室外

Roman : Tell me you're just blowing off some stream...Roman : You're going for a little drive...you're going to leave Vlad alone, right?

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Roman : Don't do anything stupid, cousin.Niko : Nothing as stupid as letting fat swine give it to Mallorie.Roman : Hey, it happens, we have an open relationship.I do my thing, she does hers.Roman : Maybe next time I might watch them at it...urgh...to watch his fat, hairy, swaty back going up and down.Roman : I can't take it.How could she do this? Niko : I know you cared.I have to do this.Vlad门外

Roman : Wait Niko, you have to think this through.Niko : Stay out here, let the big boy have their conversation inside.画面切入室内

Vlad : Gimme a drink.Vlad : Anyway...You got it.Vlad : Cabbages? Why eat cabbages when you can have potatoes?(In Eastern European)Niko出现

Niko : Hey.Man1 : Potatoes...(In Eastern European)Niko : Vladdy boy!I'd like a word with you.Vlad : What are you doing here? Did I summon you...boy? Niko : I told you to stay away from Mallorie.Vlad : Go away!Niko : And now Roman is upset.Vlad : Oh, Roman is upset.Vlad : Excuse me.Do you think I give a fuck, peasant? Vlad : Oh, there he is.Hey fatty, I'm sorry you're so upset.Boo fucking hoo.Roman : Hey Vlad, can't we just talk about this? Niko : Hold on.You stay away from Mallorie.Vlad : I could have sworn for a minute this ratty little yokel told me what to do.Vlad : Did you hear that boys? Vlad's gangs : Yeah.Vlad : get them out of here.二人队战 Vlad逃走

Niko : Get back outside, Roman.指示：

Don't let Vlad escape.Vlad is fleeing in his car.Get back to your vehicle and chase after him.Chase after him.追击Vlad

Roman : Alright, he's running away.We win, let's go home.Niko : I'm not walking away until this thing is finished.Roman : It is finished, he's running.We won't see him again.Niko : He'll come back.The only thing that will hold him down is six feet of dirt.Roman : Forget about Mallorie.Minds changed and...you know, when Vlad is done with her...Niko : Grow a fucking spine.You think Vlad won't come after us when I am chasing like this? Niko : I have to end it, here and now.Roman : Shit.I don't like this.Fuck...fuck.追上Vlad Vlad : You've killed yourself and your cousin, yokel.Vlad : You are a dead man.Vlad : Mikhail Faustin thought of me as a brother.He will get revenge.Vlad : You are nothing in this city.You will be crashed.Vlad : Fucking yokel, you think you can get away with killing me? Niko : I guess I'll find out.Vlad : You think this is worth it? You're throwing you and your fatty cousin's lives away for that bit of Puerto Rican chocha.Niko : I'm throwing your life away, prick.We'll do alright.Vlad : My friends will track you down, you won't last a moment.Niko : I'll last longer than you will, shithead.Vlad : Fuck you.I've wish I could be there to watch Mikhail cut your peasant balls off.处决Vlad Niko : Eeeh, you're a big boy Vladdy.Roman出现

Roman : Niko!Niko : Well, I guess this is over.Roman : What have you done? Niko : What does it look like? Roman : We're dead!Niko : No, he's dead...we're fine.Roman : He has powerful friends...serious friends...I told you to be calm you hot headed chump!Niko : I am calm.He tried kill us.He screwed your girlfriend.Niko : What do u you expect? I give him a massage? Roman : Shit!Shit!Shit!Niko : When I was in the army we were going on a mission to ambush a squad who had killed a lot of innocent People.They were our enemies...but we never did it.Niko : There were fifteen of us.All boys from the village.But one of us betrayed the group...to set up...for money!Niko : Twelve people died, three escaped.I know that traitor was not me.Niko : So for ten years I've been searching for the other two.One of them lives here...Roman : Why are you telling me this now? Do you always get sentimental after you kill people? Niko : You kept asking...Roman : Wonderful.Roman : You're here on some revenge mission for something that happened ten years ago.And you don't care whose life you ruin on the way? Niko : No.Roman : Well what? Niko : I don't know...I just want to know why they did it.Roman : Right now I don't think you're going to find out.Roman : Let's hide the body, at least for a while.Niko : Put him in the river.Roman : Mikhail Faustin is going to kill us.警笛声传来

Roman : Shit.We should get out of here.Niko : You go.I'll catch up with you later.CRIME AND PUNISHMENT

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Roman : Niko, Niko.Are you there cousin? Niko : Roman, I'm here.What are you doing? Why do you whisper? Roman : I am on Tulsa Street, near Perestroika.Come Niko, quick.（Niko到达）

Niko : Where are you, Roman? Roman : Psst, Niko!Niko : Roman!What are you doing in the dumpster, man? Roman : Are they there? Niko : What are you talking about...get out of there, man!Roman : I'm freaking out, man.I'm being followed...I saw them...Niko : Don't be ridiculous.You're being paranoid.Roman : I'm being? Roman : Fuck you.Fuck you...everything was fine, and then you show up and now we're dead because Faustin is a psychopath...he's going to kill us...because we killed Vlad.Roman : Vlad was his man...that's how it works...you kill the guy, they kill you!！

Niko : Roman, get out of there, man.Niko : Listen to me.Vlad was a piece of trash.Niko : They don't care bout him.All they care about is making money.So, we say we work for them.Niko : Now get out of there, you smell like cabbage.Roman : I don't want to, man.I'm shitting myself.Huh?（Niko遭到突袭）

Andrei : Get out from the dumpster, Mr.Fatman.Andrei : Come on Fatty.You both want little chap.（地下室）

Dimitri : Wake up.Dimitri : We had to gag him, to stop the screaming.Dimitri : You shouldn't have brought them here, Andrei.Abdrei : Why not.Andrei : You've been a bad boy, Mr.Balkan...and the boss is not happy.Niko : Oh no!I shit my pants!Andrei : Not yet, but you will.Who are you working for? Niko : Errr, my cousin, Roman.Roman : ?！?！Niko : Don't be an idiot.Andrei : That's not good enough.I'm going to saw off your fucking arm.Speak!Niko : Okay, okay, your dad likes it up the ass...what do you want me to say, huh? Roman :！!?！Andrei : Very funny...do you think you're smart? Niko : No.I'm tied up in a basement a long way from home, while some ape threatens mewith a hacksaw.So no, I'm not that smart...（Faustin登场）

Faustin : Shut the fuck up.My fucking wife is watching televeision.Faustin : Good Lord...what are you doing? Andrei : Nothing...I mean...I was finding out who he is...Faustin : And? Who is he? Andrei : He is...his cousin.Faustin : You were about to cut up some guy in my house, making all that noise, to find out he is his cousin? Faustin : Where did you find this idiot? Dimitri : He was a friend of your sergeant, when we were in Vladivostok.Faustin : He's an imbericite.Faustin : So, Niko bellic.You think it's okay to kill my employees? Niko : If he is an asshole, yes.（Faustin打死手下）Faustin : I agree.Dimitri : Mikhail.Faustin : Asshole look at me like I am piece of shit.Roman : Oh my God.Faustin : Now listen...Niko Bellic.You are very lucky Vlad was an idiot.The only reason I keep him around is because I fuck his sister.Faustin : Look at me.You owe me.Faustin : I got some dickheads in my neighborhood trying to run a shipment, yeah? Dimitri : And we've found a buyer for the TVs.Faustin : Yes, buyer, but you've got to get them for us so we can make this sale.Niko : Can you unite Roman? Faustin : Yes.（放开Roman）

Roman : Help!Help me!Niko : Shut up, Roman Faustin : Shut up!Roman : Help me!Help!Niko : Roman shut up.Faustin : Shut him up.Dimitri : What do you want to me to do? Dimitri : Shut the fuck up!He's just screaming that's it!Roman, shut up!I can't make him shut up!（Faustin开枪射击Roman肚子）

Faustin : Fuck!Dimitri : Mikhail!Faustin :Shut up!Dimitri : Stop shooting people, you maniac!Faustin : My wife don't like when people shout!Dimitri : Whatever!Dimitri : You better get those screens soon.Faustin : Or I will personally pull your cousin's stitches out, one by one, and watch his guts spill onto the floor.Clean this shit up.（Faustin离去）

Dimitri : Listen, we'll take care of your cousin, but you better get a police car, and then you call me.Niko : Roman, Roman!Dimitri : Go, go, go.I...I'll take care of him.Niko : Fuck!

指示 : “Find a cop car.” 指示 : “Press LB or L1 to stopped to access police computer.”（手机）

Niko : I have the police car, what now? Dimitri : The van is driving around Sounth Broker.Pull it over, take it to our lockup on Dukes Drive.Niko : Be more specific.How many vans you think there are in South Broker? Dimitri : That is a problem for you and your cousin, not me.Keep pulling vans over until you find the TVs.Goodbye.指示 : “Find and pull over the vans before they reach their destinations.” 指示 : “Pull over the van.” 指示 : “Stay close to the van to make it pull over.” 指示 : “Park up and approach the driver's window.” 指示 : “Pull over the other vans.” Niko : Get out of there or you're fucking dead.Man : I ain't get nothing.You wasting your time.Niko : Are you carrying a shipment of TVs? Man : You gonna be an disappointed.Niko : Fuck...nothing.Niko : Get out with no funny business.Man : Listen, I don't get insurance.Niko : Open up the back.You got any flatscreens? Man : Ain't get nothing.Niko : Fuck, get out of here.Niko : Come out real slow, shithead.Man : I wouldn't do this.Kenny Petrovic is looking after this truck.Niko : Show me the back.You carrying TVs? Man : Big fucking mistake.Man : I ain't losing this.指示 : “Steal the van.” 指示 : “Drive to the lock up.”（手机）

Niko : I've left the van where you say.How's Roman? Dimitri : He's ok.A little scared, but ok.Dimitri : You did good.Mikhail needs someone like you.Stop be and see him sometime.（手机）

Roman : Niko, hello.Niko : Roman, are you alright? Roman : I was just shot in the stomach and then stitched up in a doctor's office that was dirtier than basement we were nearly tortured in.I'm great.Niko : You sound calm, actually.Roman : That Dimitri guy gave me some painkillers, I'm kind of out of it.Roman : If you're near a shop can you pick up some adult diapers for me? See you later, Niko.LOGGING ON Roman : Well just got there!Damn these people...（电话）

Niko : Hey, Roman.Who's the steroid junkie? Roman : Bruicieit's a world of opportunities!Niko : Such as? Roman : All kinds of things!Yesterday I was online and I discovered a blog about wamen who don't like to shave.That's pretty important.Roman : Listen, I promised Brucie I'd go out with himneed to get out Broker a few days.Roman : Any of your cousin have a place we could use out in Bohan? Roman : You're an angelwhat's wrong with you? Fifteen minutes ago you were cowering in fear because you didn't know what was going to happen.Niko : Now, you know everything is shit and we are going to be killed, and you're all cheerful.Niko : I don't get it!Roman : I guess I'm an optimist.Niko : An idiot, not an optimist.Roman : I was bored of Broker anyway!I'm glad you turned up and made some Russian killers burn down my home and business!Roman : Oh, yeah, thanks Niko!Thanks a bunch!Is that better? Niko : Much!Mallorie出现

Mallorie : Thank God you're okay...(看见Niko)both of you.Niko : We've fuckedaccident back there.Roman：And, Niko...Niko：What? Roman：Thanks.FIRST DATE

Michelle家

Michelle : Coming...Who is it? Niko : Hey, it's Niko.Michelle : Hey...I'm just finishing my hair.Come in.Niko : Thank you.Michelle : I'll be with you in a minute.Niko : Did you just move in? Michelle : No...why? Niko : All your stuff is new.Some even still have tags on.Michelle : Yeah, well...I like things clean.Niko : I can see that...but, er...everything is new.Michelle : Yeah.I'm kind of obsessed with cleanliness...things get on my nerves and I just throw them out.OCD or something? Niko : Oh.Michelle : So...where you taking me? Niko : Ah...you look good.Michelle : Aw, thanks...Niko : I don't knowlove the funfair!Actually we call it, um, “carnival” here.Just a little difference.Ah...whoop-de-doo!车内

Niko : So, Michelle, what do you like to do? Michelle : What do you like to do? Niko : Come on, I asked you first.Michelle : I like to keep active I guess.Sports, working out, things like that.I'd like to know about you though.See the places you hang out.Niko : Yeah, maybe another time.Michelle : The carnival's closed, Niko.I think some big developers have bought it or something.Hey, there's a bowling alley up here.We should play.Niko : Cool.Let's go bowling then.Michelle : Thanks for taking me out.I haven't been on a date for a while.I'm kind of lonely here.Niko : I thought you were doing me a favor by going out with me.You're the local.Michelle : I'm not a local in Liberty City.I came here from somewhere...Niko : Where? Michelle : Oh, the Midwest.You probably know more people here than me.Niko : More assholes maybe.在保龄球

Michelle : I thought you'd be better at that, Niko.We had fun, didn't we? Will you take me back home now? Niko : I'm not going to make you take the subway.Let's go.Niko : So, you don't know many people here in Liberty City.No boyfriends or husbands or anything? Michelle : No, I guess I'm married to my job.Niko : Well, what do you do? Michelle : What do you do? Niko : Come on, I asked first...Michelle ： I work with Mallorie.What do you do, exactly? Niko : You're a hard girl to talk to, Michelle.Michelle : I guess you're not used to talking to American women.Niko : I guess.车内

Michelle : So, what are you doing here in Liberty City, Niko? Niko : What's anybody doing here? I don't know.Michelle : I think you do.There must be something that made you leave your home and come here.Niko : Roman's bullshit stories maybe.I just felt like I needed a new start.Michelle : There's nothing else about Liberty City then, just Roman? Niko : Maybe there is more to this place, I'm not sure yet.Michelle家门口

Michelle : That was nice.I'm really interested in seeing you again.Niko : Yeah.That would be good.I'll give you a call.Michelle : Please do, Niko.See you soon.BULL IN A CHINA SHOP

Mel : Ah, fuck you!You're a bunch of pussies fags.Mickey : Nice.Mel : I'm going back to the meetings.Mickey : Good.Mel : I'm going to be somebody!Mickey : Yeah, yeah.See you later, Mel.Mel : You always were an asshole, Mickey...Mickey : Hey!Watch where you're going.Niko : Hey!（Niko对Mel）Mel : Hey...Mickey : I tried to tell ya.Mel : Fuck you...Niko : Excuse me.Vlad : So, Ivanyou did good with that business the other day, Vlad : but now one more peasant is trying to avoid paying.Niko : Who? Vlad : Muscovski jerk who owns a laundry on Masterson Street.Vlad : Thinks in this country, business is done differently.Vlad : Says he will call cops on us.Niko : Okay.So? Vlad : Jerk needs to be taught a lesson.Vlad : Give him a beating.Let him know...might is right!？ : Hey, stop that smoking back there.Vlad : Screw you.店員 : Easy, buddy.Vlad : Go on.Do what you gotta do.But remember, you see a cop...you don't know me.Niko : I see anyone, I don't know you.Vlad : Ho, ho.投币洗衣房

Niko : I have a message from Vlad.Muscovski : Shit, stay away from me!Muscovski赶上

Niko : Why have you no paid Vlad the money you owe him? Muscovski : I'm going to, I have just been having the trouble getting it together.Muscovski : Vlad is impatient man.Niko : You will be getting the money to him soon, Niko : or your wife shall be using your washing machines to get blood out of your clothes.Niko : Do you understand? I do not ask twice for a favor.Muscovski : I understand.Muscovski : I will get it to him.Muscovski : I thought this country was different.Niko : I spoke to the Laundromat owner.He gets the massage.He will pay you now.Vlad : I like your style.You can be an intimidating guy.Vlad : It's shame every body knows what a stupid yokel you are when you open your mouth, eh? Vlad : Come back to the bar soon.CLEAN GETAWAY

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Vlad : Ahh,yokel there you are, okay.Niko : Vlad.Vlad : come on,let's go for a walk,okay? Niko : Right Vlad : Okay,come on 门外

Niko : Where are we going? Vlad : To my car.Niko : Why? Vlad : Because of your cousin owing me a lot of money and until he pays me,your fresh off the boat yokel ass is mine.Niko : what the fuck you mean why? Hey,you're a pretty relaxed guy, huh Vlad? Vlad : Come on.(Move, you old hag.)Vlad : Come on, yokel.What's wrong with you? You gonna jump me? Vlad : No...I had a late night last night.Spent it with Mikhail.Great.Yeah...wild.Niko : So who the hell is Mikhail? Vlad : Mikhail's the man...shit my nose is bleeding.Is my nose bleeding? Niko : No.Not yet.Vlad : Fuck face.Come on.Vlad : Wait!I'm walking here.Let's go.Vlad : Damn city always trying to run you down, huh? Vlad : Get a job, you deadbeat crack head.Man, where do these people get off? Like I'm gonna pay for their drug habits? Well say something...you're so fucking laid back.Moron!Come on.Vlad : Want some? Good.Niko : We walked all the way over here so you could snort coke? Vlad : No...listen, aaah, that's better...agh that's better.Man, Mikhail gets the good stuff...it's got some laxative in it, though...gives you stomach problems.Niko : Nice detail.Vlad : Yeah, listen, ah...where were we? Niko : I don't know.Vlad : Oh yeah...so, I need you to head up to Dukes and get a car for me.It's a silver Blista, and it's parked in the projects by E.I.C.subway station, okay? Niko : Sure.You got keys? Vlad : Errr, no, yokel, I need you to take the car.Asshole owes Mikhail some money.Take his car instead, eh? Niko : We gonna drive over there? Vlad : What? Niko : Are we going to drive over there? Vlad : No, you're gonna take the train, buddy.You think I wanna be in a car with a peasant? Come on, I'm gonna go meet somebody...have a little party...Niko : Okay.Fine.Have fun...dick head.火车站

Niko : This car belong to Vlad? Jimmy : No, it's mine, who asking? Niko : It belongs to Vlad now.You should pay your debts.Jimmy : You that fat Russian's bitch? Just try and take.Vlad电话

Niko : I have your new car, Vlad.It's not pretty though, real dirty.Vlad : Dirty? I can't sell a ditry car.I know your cousins like them dirty.Maybe your whole yokel family drive around in their dirty cars but it's not the way over here.Fucking peasants don't do nothing right.Niko : Hey, I could fuck this car up worse than a little dirt.Vlad : Relax man.You should lose your edge.There's a carwash over on Saratoga Avenue.Just take it over there and then to my lockup just off Mohawk.Did they give the car up easy? Niko : It was easy.I didn't even have to hurt the guy.Vlad : Good, dead guys can't pay interest, you're learning.IVAN THE NOT SO TERRIBL

Mickey : Hey, how ya doing? Niko : Hey, Mickey.Mickey : What'll you have? Niko : Glass of water.Mickey : Glass of water.Vlad : Bang, bang, you are dead.Vlad : Wake up, you moron.Niko : You got me.Vlad : Come over here.Sit down.Vlad : You remember Ivan? Niko : No.Vlad : You saw me talking to.This guy.Vlad : Er...this guy? Niko : Oh, yes.You guys had a little kiss.Vlad : Very funny...what would you say if I told you he was going to rob your cousin? Niko : I'd say...what problem has he got with my cousin? Vlad : Hold on.Hey, hey, hey gorgeous...Vlad : no, I can't talk right now...what are you wearing? Vlad : No, I mean underneath...great...listen, I'll call you back, eh? Sorry.Niko : Who was that? Vlad : Never you mind.Niko : Was it Ivan? Vlad : Ooh, that's funny.You know, for a dumb yokel, you're a very funny guy.Niko : Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.Vlad : Well, it's a real shame, then, that I'm the guy with the powerful friends, and you're the little punk whose only friend is some fat weasel who drives a fucking cab.Niko :So...why is Ivan going to rob my cousin? Vlad : Because I want you to kill him.Niko : What? Vlad : He's angered mikhail...Mr.faustin.Offended him.Vlad : He think he's stealing some paperwork from Roman.Vlad : You catch him, and kill him...then we say it was just a robbery that failed.Niko : And what if I say I don't want to be your hitman? Vlad : Then Mr.Faustin will be angry with you...and your cousin.Niko : Hmm, okay.Vlad : I knew we would understand each other, once I put it in this simple way.Vlad : Now, go wait for him by the car depot!Vlad : Hey gorgeous, yeah where were we? okay now listen, let's talk about tonight...指示：Go to Roman's garage.指示：Ivan is already making an escape.Chase him.追击开始

Niko : Alright, Ivan let's do this.Niko : Slippery bastard.Niko : I'm going to catch you, asshole.指示：Ivan is escaping into the construction site, Chase him.Ivan : I don't want trouble with you!Niko : You trying to rob my cousin? Ivan : Vlad's a bum, he set me up.Niko : Man, I'm starting to sweat.Shit.Niko : Vlad don't like you no more, man.Ivan : He's nothing in this town, don't do this for him.Ivan : Vlad ain't nobody, you going to see that.Niko : There ain't nowhere left for you to run.提示 : When an enemy's icon flashes between blue and red you have the choice between killing them and letting them live.Your decision could have repercussions.指示：Choose Ivan's fate.Ivan : Please.Vlad told you to kill me, right? Ivan : I wasn't stealing nothing drom your cousin's place!Ivan : No one's going to know that I'm alive.Not even my mother.Ivan : I'll stay out of Hove Beach.I'll be a ghost.I promise.Please!Ivan : Vlad told me to go there.Let me go and I'll lay low.----------------------帮助Ivan----------------------Niko : Get up.Niko : If Vlad wants you dead, you can't be all bad.Stay out of Hove beach.Ivan : Thank you.You won't regret this, man.I am outta here!Ivan : Wanted to leave anyway, get away from all these people from back home.Ivan : Get into the real America.You never gonna see me around here again.Ivan : I owe you my life, man.You're good man, you're a good man, thank you.Vlad电话

Niko : You won't be seeing your boyfriend Ivan no more.You going to miss him? Vlad : No I'm not.I'm getting enough pussy at the moment.Vlad : I tell you, is so much better if women already have a man.Vlad : Because you don't have to deal with all their shit all day.Take mallorie, for example...Niko : Fuck you.Say this to my face and I will break you.----------------------杀死Ivan----------------------Niko : I promised to deal with you.I don't break promises.Vlad电话 Niko : Ivan is dead.He came to a sticky end.Vlad : Hey, you and your cousin's girlfriend should get together.She likes sticky finishes as well.Niko : Fuck you.Say this to my face and I will break you.----------------------任务失败----------------------Niko : Hey, Vlad.I lost your boyfriend, He got away from me.Vlad : I should have known you would screw this up.You are born loser, just like your cousin.Come see me sometime.CONCRETE JUNGLE

Little Jacob(以下LJ): Yo...Who dat ah ring me bell, star? Who dat? Niko : It's Niko.LJ : Niko...yeah,me bleach hard last night,ya know? Me soon come yo,just hold on.Niko : What? LJ : wha'happen,Niko? Niko : hey.LJ : Glad ge see de man,ya know.Wha'happen to my man Roman? Niko : Roman? LJ : Yeah.Niko : He's okay.LJ : Yeah? Niko : He's still waiting for his big break.LJ : Big break? Cho,a promise is a comfort fe a fool ya know, Niko.The boy have fe creep before him can walk ya know.Niko? : Yeah...LJ : Anyway,let's go for a licle drive.Come.LJ : yo,me have a deal fe make ya know.We have fe go ah Saratoga Avenue in willis.Ya mind taking dis wheel? This herb don't do too well for my hand an'my eye co-ordination.车内

LJ : Ya sure ya don't want some? Niko : I'm sure.LJ : You mind I keep the windows closed, keep the ganja inna the car,hot box, seen? Niko : So, what's the deal? LJ : I'm a buying some kail off of a new source,ya know? Don't know if it's all this herb, but, I major paranoid.I don't trust dem.Niko：Who arranged this deal? LJ : Some harbor shark and his crew.Badman know dem a long time, but tink dey feisty.And if this goes wrong, I don't know what kinda shit Badman gonna lay upon their door, ya know? Niko : You think this is a set up? LJ : I don't know, I been smoking herd,you know? It fucks wit me brain a littel, makes me think all type a'shit.A dread who don't trust himselfe can' trust on one else,seen? Ya can't shake no hands when your fist be clenched.Ya hear me,breda? Niko : Sure.I hear you.LJ : Go round da back in case one a dem tyr get jumpy and run off wi the ganja.Keep hold of dis vehicle, we might fe get out of here quick LJ : Cha!Dey didn't have no stuff and tried to take me coil.I till got it though.Finish dem if dem try come out de back.I got the front covered Niko : I got them.LJ : Ya a real badman ya know Niko.Respect.Forward a Aavannah Avenue inna Meadows Park.Ya a bad boy, Niko.I don't know what I'd be doing without ya, ya know.LJ : Badman say I gots to get de blood clot who set I up.Niko : Alright.LJ : Drive while black up some more ya know, breda.LJ : The ras clot tinks he can cold up Badman.He a fool...he's a dead fool...De boy's is no match for I and I.He's nuttin!

LJ : Here we be.Are ya wit me,breda? Niko : yes.LJ : We ah put some rude boys inna ground LJ : Ya a crucial brother, Niko.Cover I.LJ : Alright ya ready? We gonna set dis place fire blood clot!LJ : Me can't get no shot pon da boy.LJ : Check de window.Ya see him up there? LJ : Wicked,ya see it?I an'Iget dem all LJ : Yo, mek we break outta here.I tink some more soon turn up.LJ : Cha,dey too late to stop I and I.Bring us back to the cafe and ting LJ : Real Badman gonna be happy wit dis and ting,Jah know.Tank you me breda.Niko : Don's mention it.It was a pleasure.LJ : I look out for Badman like how you look out for Roman.Niko : He's my cousin.LJ : Blood be the tickest bond dere is ya know?Loyalty is no always an easy ting ya know star LJ : Badman tell me, say yo Jacob kill him, Jacob shoot dat, etcetera.Ain't always logical, but I an'I follow.Seen? LJ : De other day,him cold stab a man for giving us screw-face.Niko : Orders sre sometimes hard.You must be sure you agree before you follow-I have made that mistake myself,a long time ago.LJ : For real.I know ya right ya know breda,But Badman is my braa.I follow him wherever LJ : We dare.Thanks for everyting.Keep dis little something to say yo,we appreciate your assistance.Seen? Me talk to ya soon.Niko : See you later.SHADOW

Badman: Hey boy, don't move, don't move.Niko: Hey!Ah!Badman: Me say don't move boy.Who are you? Niko: What the fuck, are you kidding me? Badman: Where ya come from? Who are you? Niko: Hey, man, I'm here to see Jacob.It's Niko.Badman: Niko? Jacob: Badman, what gwa'an down there so? Badman: Some boy down here, sir, beat up the door.Some boy dere, sir, call himself Niko, say he wan' see ya, rude boy.Jacob: Niko? Ah me boy that, Badman.Yo, free up the boy, man Yo.Badman: Your boy dat? Jacob: Yeah.Badman: Cho!Come, my youth.Jacob: Me boy dat,yo.Badman: Come upstairs to talk wit' Mr.Jacob and ting, man.Jacob: Ah him de one work wit' Roman, de one dat control the taxi...Badman: Ya know, when ya have people dat knock upon people door an'ting, ya have fe careful an' ting.Niko: No, it's ok.Badman: Yah man.See what me tell? Niko: Don't worry about it.Badman: Ya have to watch out dere, ya know.Badman: See ya boy over dere, sir.Niko, go deal wit' dem, see him dere.Jacob: Wha' happen, Niko? ya alright? Niko: Hey, no problem.As good an introduction as any other.Jacob: Yeah, me hear that, ya know? Jacob: Anyway...some boy around ya boy Badman, ya know.Him want ask ya a favor.Gwa'an, nuh? Badman: Hey, my youth.Some boy dem, dey pon de corner an' ting, an...de boy dem sell some tings and ting, an...I gwa'an, an' I say...oh, dem nah wan' gimme my money an ting.An'...every corner my corner an...I want my money an' ting, ya know? Ah no see dat!Go, go, ya know, me wan' deal with de case proper.ya nah see it? Jacob: Alright, let me explain.Is a business ting a gwa'an down dere.Niko: Right.Jacob: Dey ah sellin' weed where dey not suppose to sell weed, an' dey nah cutting him in.Niko: Okay.Jacob: So wan' ya go down dere and deal wit dem.Seen? Niko: Right.It's not gonna be cheap.Where do I find them? Badman: Cheap? Cheap, my youth? Ya worry bout cheap? We nah worry bout cheap, ya know!De boy dem dere pon de corner!Me say de boi dem a got tings, and uh, on my corner dey a done ting and...Is a heavy corner on my corner, tell ya me now right after de boy!Dem a gwa'an an say “Oh!Dem nah wan' gimme my money.” Oh!Say fe gwa'an wit' dat!Jacob: Alright, hear me now.What Badman is saying is...de boy dem a some novice, seen? Ya find dem when ya go pon de corner of Alpha and South Bohan.Seen? When ya go down dere so, yuh see an...tsk!An' just deal wit' dem, seen? Ah go find and turn in work, alright? Niko: Alright.Jacob: Alright.Ya want some of dat spliff here? Niko: No thanks.Jacob: Ya sure? Niko: I'm sure.Jacob: Alright.Respect.Badman: My youth, Pass me some of dat ting ya have over dereso.Jacob: Alright, here hold that, king.指示 : “Go to find the dealer in South Bohan.” 到达后

（客户和经销商）

??: That's some good shit.You done cleaned me out.（手机）

Dealer: Yo!I'm all out of product.Dropping in to pick some up.Be ready.指示 : “Follow the dealer to his supplier on foot.Stay behind him and try not to be seen.” 指示 : “The dealer is in the apartment block.Follow, but don't attack him.” 指示 : “Take down the dealer and his suppliers.”（LJ电话）

Niko: Tell Badman that I got rid of the competition.Jacob: Righteous.De corner belong to I again.Ain't nobody goin' to fuck with I's corner no more, no tings.One love, Niko.DO YOU HAVE PROTECTION?

Mikhail家

Dimitri : Hey, Niko.Niko : Hey.Dimitri : Come in.Niko : Thank you.（场景变化）

Dimitri : Lay off that staff.Faustin : Why? Dimitri : Because it clouds your judgement.Not now, it's not the time.Faustin : My judgement.That's good one.Faustin : I'm a fool.A drunken fool.Dimitri : Niko's here.We're going to go take care of that guy.I take it you won't be joining us? Faustin : Make him suffer.People forget pain so quickly.Dimitri : You need to calm down with that stuff.Faustin : Calm? Why? So I can be like you, Mr.Barbiturate? Always so fucked up on painkillers you don't give a shit? Dimitri : You need to calm down.Faustin : Where we would be now if I was calm like you? Dimitri : Let me guess, in a prison camp in Siberia.Or selling hash to tourists in Red Square, or still in the navy.Which is it today? Faustin : Be careful, Dimitri.Be fucking careful.Dimitri : You be careful...you're getting crazy.Faustin : That's the way it works, I am angry, you are calm.I scare, you reason.It works...Dimitri : Yes, but you've angered the wrong people.Faustin : Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...Dimitri : Too many bodies, too much attention.We'll be dealt with...Dimitri : if we don't start playing by the rules.Faustin : I've angered people? Me? Not “we”.Strange.Faustin : When I give out the money, it's “us”.When I have to push people, it's “me”.All alone.Faustin : Don't think I cannot see through you.After all we've done together...Dimitri : You're getting delusional.Look, we have to go.Faustin : I fucking love you...Dimitri : Yes, yes.Faustin : I fucking love you.Dimitri : I know this.Faustin : Yeah.Faustin : But you treat me like a child.I run things my way.Dimitri Rascalov.My fucking way!Faustin : Get out of my sight!Or I fucking kill you!Dimitri : I'm not saying don't run things your way.I'm saying be calm.Dimitri : Here, take a couple of these...Faustin : What are you still doing here? I said get out of my sight!在门口

Dimitri : We're going to that sex shop on Hove Beach.在车内

Dimitri : This guy been making porno in his basement and he didn't cut Mikhail in.Niko : At least they could have done is sent over some tapes.Dimitri : You know how much money there is selling this stuff online? A whole fucking heap.Dimitri : We're going to ignore what Mikhail said and try not to kill them.Dimitri : Taking a bite of this pie would be very profitable for our operation.Niko : I got no problem with sparing some lives.Dimitri : No, it's Mikhail that has that issue.Can't keep his finger off of the triggers.Dimitri : Wasn't always like this though.Things got to him Niko : I hope it don't get to me 指示：Enter the shop.成人玩具店内

Dimitri : Where's your boss? Man : What do ya mean? he's uh....Dimitri : In the back? Man : No, no, no, he's...Dimitri : They better no be filming.Man : No, they just havin' a meeting.I swear....Dimitri : Get out of the way.Man : Fuck...Joseph : You see, they don't make'em like that no more.That's a vintage bush.Joseph : If it wasn't for that, I'd say this weren't worth transferring to DVD.Dimitri : Hey, Joseph!You think you can expand your business interests make these pornos and sell them, Joseph : Woah, woah...Dimitri : and we won't know about it, huh? Joseph : We was just waiting'til the books was closed at the end of the financial year.Then we was gonna cut you in.Dimitri : Your books are closed until you pay us our cut.Dimitri : Niko, take this and cover Joseph.指示 : Target Joseph to intimidate him.Joseph : We ain't making that much cash.Dimitri : Is that a fact? Maybe we can't pop you, Joseph.But we can fuck up one of your boys.指示 : Target the guy in the middle target.Brett : Listen, Big guy.You got a great look going on, real strong.We could put you in one of our films.Dimitri : Shoot this scumbag in the leg.指示 : Shoot the porn actor in the leg.Brett : Hey man, please? Go easy no me.Come on, big guy? Dimitri : Shoot him in the fucking leg, Niko Joseph : Alright, alright already.Brett was just trying to be friendly.Shit, he'll be outta action for a couple of weeks.Dimitri : You got some money for Mr.Faustin? Joseph : Fine, here you go.We ain't gonna have the...Dimitri : You should have thought of that earlier.Man3 : I got something special in these pants, I need to show it to the world.Dimitri : Joseph, I thought you were a better businessman than this.We go, Niko.Dimitri : This is a mess, let's get out of here.Man : I'm special, I'm gonna be a star.Don't hurt me.A big, big star!Dimitri : Fuck, why couldn't you make this easy? We're out of here Niko.指示：Follow Dimitri out of the shop.Dimitri : We're going to an alleyway off of Dillon Street in Schottler.在车内

Dimitri : I want to buy you a present.Niko : Will you wrap it up and put pretty bow on it? Dimitri : Screw you, we're seeing a friend of mine who's got a good line on weapons.Dimitri : It's underground.A backroom place.There are a few around the city.The Mayor has a real hard-on for gun control.Niko : Gun's don't seem that controlled.I've seen plenty and I just got here.Dimitri : And now you'll know where to get them for yourself, what's the problem? Mikhail电话

Dimitri : Mikhail...I know you didn't mean it.That's alright.(In Eastern European)Dimitri : I didn't kill Joseph, we will make more money with him alive.Dimitri : Shit!Mikhail...Mikhail?(In Eastern European)Dimitri : Fuck!you're lucky Roman don't try to make you kill someone every two seconds.军火商附近

Dimitri : The shop is just down that alleyway.Pick out what you like.Tell them to put it on Mr.Faustin's account.指示：Head into the gun store.You can buy weapon to see which are currently available.New stock is always being added, so if you don't see something you need now, come back later.Purchase a Micro-SMG.Press LB to examine a weapon.Get back to Dimitri.Visit the Gun Store whenever you need guns and ammo.由军火商返回车辆时的对话

Niko : So, you and Mr.Faustin, have you always argued and made up like this? Dimitri : It wasn't always like this.Mikhail was a great man.He had a

第二篇：4人校园短小品剧本<寝室>

4人校园短小品剧本<寝室>

篇一：发生在校园宿舍的小品剧本

发生在校园宿舍的小品剧本--扫地

时间：某日下午2点

地点：某男生宿舍

人物：老大（舍长），老四，老六

道具：一张桌子，两把椅子，一摞书，一把折扇

开场（舞台右侧一张桌子，胡乱放两把椅子，桌上有书。老四摇着折扇上——）

老四：文明宿舍，文明宿舍，“文明”二字何解？呵呵，刚忙了一会，先不管那么多，趁他们还没回来，赶快上会自习。

（老大和老六上）

老六：大哥，这次“文明宿舍”评比要求非同小可，你真的能保证说服老四帮你扫？ 老大：如果医生能保证治好病人的病，世界上就不会有死人了！

老六：那可如何是好？再说老四这周已经扫过四天了，要是——

老大：老六多虑了。我又不是喝自来水长大的,且随我来。

（老大往里望了望，昂首阔步走了进去。）

老四：（从椅子上腾起来）哦-老大回来啦，老大，这次你可帮我大忙了，我那几道题呀你给我借的参考书上果然都有，真是太谢谢你了，哪次请你吃饭！

老大：（装虚伪）你这人怎么这么俗啊，说好了兄弟之间不分你我互相帮助你还什么要请我吃饭——（也许这才是真的）什么时候？

老四：呃-什么时候都行——

老大：哈哈，开玩笑的！哎哟-老四又在学习啊，不愧是我们宿舍的好榜样——人品好、学习棒、做事不马虎，对不对？

老六：对对对！那绝对是我们宿舍一杆旗！

老大：就拿这卫生来说吧，那可是没老四绝对不行！这种精神一定要继续发扬，再接再厉！别人都说了：美国有布什盖茨，我们有宿舍老四，耶——

老四：行啦行啦，一进来就带高帽子，只不定又要有求于我。对了，今天怎么回来这么早？你那个什么第多少届全楼室员代表大会多少次舍长常务会议暨扩大会议开完啦？ 老大：刚刚闭幕！

老四：又有何新的指示？

老大：（抢过折扇，“唰”地打开）这是一次胜利的大会，团结的大会，我们要以此为契机，勇往直前，不怕牺牲，始终牢记——

老四：等等等等，说点正事。

老六：我来说吧，这次我们宿舍卫生被批啦，前几次连续得了好几个C啊！

老四：哼！这还不是你们不认真对待的结果！

老大：（推开老四）要你多嘴！老四，他们说我们宿舍的卫生水平还处于社会主义初级阶段你服不服？

老四：不服！

老大：作为热爱集体拥护集体为集体荣誉而战的热血男儿，我们是不是应该团结起来励精图治以血前耻呢？

老四：是！

老大：我们是不是应该不分你我各尽所能呢？ 老四：是！

老大：那好，机会来了！老六——

老六：学院马上有一个“文明宿舍”大评比，很有档次，今天下午五点我们老师要来查看我们的准备情况，我们要让全院知道什么叫真正的干净、整洁、文明！

老大：时间紧迫，我来分工。老四，你只负责宿舍卫生，其余一切包在我们身上—— 老四：等等，今天不是该你扫地吗？怎么又是我？

老大：刚答应不分你我的，又你的我的，我不是有更重要的事吗？！

老四：还有什么事比扫地还重要？！

老大：这你就不懂了！所谓“文明”，并不仅仅是物质层面上的地板的干净，更重要的是心灵所沐浴的超凡脱俗的意境也就是精神层面上的“文明”，难道精神文明不比物质文明更可贵？ 老四：信口开河，你可要解释清楚！

老大：首先，装饰我们宿舍是第一大难点。其次，自古雅居都有雅名，我们宿舍也应该有雅名才对吧！你看“谈笑有鸿儒，往来无白丁：无丝竹之乱耳，惟学习之劳神！”“陋室”之名不亏吧！就连卫生间我也有芳名在手——

老六：真的？快快说来！

老大：靖-国-神-社！

老六：啊-不行啊，老大，我可不想小泉那伙人到这里来上厕所！

老大：怕什么，大不了多消几次毒！

老六：如此说来，我也有个想法，我要给马桶也取个名字！

老大：有创意！说！

老六：你看我们那马桶老堵，盛上水就臭，又是个扁的，就叫“盛水扁”吧！

老四：什么乱七八糟的东西！老大，恕我直言，最近我发现我们宿舍的舍风越来越懒散，现在不应该关心那些表面上的虚名，而应该认真考虑如何整顿我们的舍风啊！舍风的文明才是真正的文明！

老大：我们的舍风有问题吗？热爱祖国热爱人民热爱党尊敬师长团结同学对人有礼貌，还能有什么问题？

老四：就拿扫地来说吧！每次都是我扫的,你们重来都没主动扫过...不仅不扫还不停的乱丢垃圾...搞的寝室乌烟瘴气...你们什么时候能主动扫扫地? 老大：呃-这个问题确实可能也许是个问题但现在的问题是我们刚才说的那个问题我们应先解决目前的问题再考虑你这个问题-还有什么问题？

老四：我觉得我说的问题才是最根本的问题！

老大：哼！你什么意思？那就是不扫了？还要分你我了？

老四：你还好意思！你当然不分你我——我的牙膏香皂你抓着就用，我刚晾干的球衣你抓着就穿，我刚买个苹果你抢过来就吃——

老大：还有那次，有个漂亮的女生找你找不着，我不是也说了吗——找我也行！老四：哼！

老大：真的不扫？

老四：坚决不扫！

老大：好一个老四，口口声声大局为重关键时刻你你我我斤斤计较，哼！不给你点颜色瞧瞧你不知道钢铁是怎样炼成的！我数到三！

老六：大哥使不得啊！不战而屈人之兵乃上上策啊！

老大：你知道个牙刷！一！

老四：呵呵！耍流氓是吧。看你那副德性就好像全世界就你一个人会耍流氓似的，太不把小布什放在眼里了！大伙可以叫几个人上来瞧瞧，我这里可没有大规模杀伤性武器啊！老六：大哥，不是四点还要和别的班谈足球比赛的事吗？我们别吵了，干脆— 老大：攘外必先安内！二！

老四：让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧！

老大：（突然猛地腾起，又猛地向老四倒地并拜）老四我求你了！老四：呵呵，你不是要斩我首吗？

老大：我从小把维护世界和平当成我义不容辞的责任，我怎么会——！老四，我知道你刀子嘴豆腐心，为了集体荣誉，你一定会挺身而出的，对不对？

老四：（缓缓站起)唉！华而不实的名声又有何意义呢！如今宿舍的弟兄们消极堕落一蹶不振，如何让他们从新振作才是根本啊！

老大：老四又吓唬人，消极堕落，何以见得？

老四：你看老三，痴迷网络，每周通宵四次，如何是好? 老大：这一方面我可是做好了榜样，你看我，每周最多三次！

老四:老三以前成绩多好，自从上了网后，一口气挂五科，不费劲！但你看隔壁小王，悬崖勒马，这次期末考试也仅仅因为失误才挂了一科！

老大：那也叫进步啊？现在一科，顶过去五科！

老六：大哥，我有一妙法可解决通宵问题——

老大：平素就数你最聪明，快快说来！

老六：晚上照常睡觉，只是做梦的时候做上网的梦，既上了网又睡了觉！

老大：牙刷！

老四：你看老五，一个劲旷课，我就劝他：每天三节三节的旷，麻烦！——

老大：这你就不知道了吧，白天旷一节，不瞌睡：晚上旷一节，睡得香！

老四：那老二吧，不研究学术关系，去研究男女关系。据说最近有重大发现：三角形最稳定！老六：哎！一个成功的男人背后有一个女人，一个失败的男人背后，有两个！

老四：你说现在的大学，恋爱成了必修课，学习倒成选修课了！

老大：这你又不懂了吧,学习挂了可以重修，但有多少爱可以重来啊？！

老四：其实问题最严重的是你啊，大哥！

老大：啊！搞没搞错，像我这样纯朴善良憨厚老实的优秀市民也会有问题？我老实告诉你，没证据我起诉你！

老四：（从抽屉抽出一张纸条）这是那日你酒后所作——《天净沙.醉酒》，“葡萄美女琵琶，孤寂伤逝年华，深合朦胧醉眼，梦回烟大，断肠人在酒吧！”那个时候你已经对前途失望了！老大：搞没搞错，我记得我扔了，怎么你会有？

老四：我去扶你的时候，你扔到了我衣服包里了。还有这首《水调歌头.第五次失恋》——已经堕落了，“女友几时有，把酒问舍友，不知上铺哥们，可有红颜否？可恨隔壁那厮，又换女朋友。人有悲欢离合，月有阴晴圆缺，但愿没多久，他俩就分手！”

老大：不会吧，这个你也有！

老四：那当然，这里还有一首《如梦令》——

老大：等等，别念了。你收集证据的天赋让李敖也感到汗颜啊！

老四：老大，现在该醒悟了吧，长此以往，兄弟们前途堪忧啊！

老六：对啊，难得老四如此挂念兄弟们，我们是应该好好反省一下！

老大：哼！人各有志。我看你们多虑了。老四，我且问你，你还分不分你我？

老四：唉！曲高和寡对牛弹琴啊！有道是：穷则独善其身，富则兼济天下。我今天既说服不了你，也不会纵容你！

老大：天啦—你要怎样你才肯扫？

老四：可悲啊，可悲啊！老大，区区一次值日，你搅尽脑汁苦苦相逼于我，自己却无半点心意，传出去难免被人笑话!你过来，仔细瞧瞧。（指“窗户”）老大：（眼珠子就要暴出来）窗户已经擦过啦！

（老四又指“床底”“地板”）

老大：地板也已经擦过啦！怪不得我刚进门时地板这么干净！哦——天啦——（掩面悲伤 不止）

老四：我何尝不知道今天老师要光临，可是什么时候了，卫生居然无人理睬，于是我就只好自己动手了。（背景音乐）大哥，其实，如果大家都是在为前途奔忙而无暇顾及值日，我即使天天扫又何怨之有？可是如今，兄弟们丢弃了理想，只顾消极堕落，我又怎能偏安一隅装聋作哑？

老六：老四，你这种无私的关怀我太感动了，我感到无比惭愧，我不及也！（拍了拍老大的肩膀）大哥——

老大：（元气大伤，满溢哀婉）老四固然忧之有理，可是人各有志，有何必强求呢？对我而言，我并没有怀揣什么大志，并不想成就什么大事，因为太累，人生苦短，何必为难自己呢？我现在只想以后有吃有穿，有老婆有孩子，平淡无奇地度过此生，不需要壮烈和英勇，掌声和鲜花。平凡是真，平凡才是真啦！

老四：大哥如何变得这般消极，“平凡是真”，这句话若出自饱经风雨之人或者郁郁病夫之口，确实也奈何不得！可是我们是充满激情的一代，是充满希望的一代，我们是男子汉大丈夫，只有激情与汗水才能澄清青春的价值！时代赐予我们的机遇和挑战是难得的，我们怎能委曲于浩瀚苟全于激流，对于我们，平凡不就等于平庸吗？我们为什么要自欺欺人，承认自己平凡而不承认自己平庸呢？

老大：有句话叫做：站得越高，摔得越疼。又有多少勇士能酬壮志，又有多少辛苦还不是付诸东流！苦何以堪，痛何以堪！

老四：飞蛾扑火，虽灰飞烟灭，但它是为追求光明而死，同样不失为英雄！一个乞丐，如果不羡慕百万富翁而只羡慕那些比他乞讨得多的乞丐的话，那么，他永远都是乞丐！

老大：（有点动摇了）我曾经也想激流勇进，无奈沧海一粟，只怪我们太渺小了，我们能做的，只有随波逐流、安贫乐道！

老四：退却的理由有一百种，而前进的理由只有一种，为什么我们要寻找一百种理由去证明我们不是懦夫而不用一种理由去证明我们是勇士！大哥，我知道你曾经也有理想，你想成为一名伟大的工程师，你也想让你妈妈后半辈子过得幸福，因为你妈妈为你读书辛劳了半辈子而从没叹息过一声。每次你给你妈妈打电话，你都说你在学校过得很好，学习还不错，因为你不想让你妈妈担心，可实际上呢，要是你妈妈知道他曾经的勇士儿子变成了现在的懦夫，她该有多难过！男子汉大丈夫，岂可郁郁夫于人下，我想，你妈妈也想让你明白，现在的大学生，纵使还能算是鹤立鸡群，但鹤的命运也有两种：要么被鸡同化，要么，它就得飞起来！老六：大哥——

老大：（沉思良久，大梦初醒）飞起来，对，飞起来，是的，我应该飞起来，我们都应该飞起来！——老六，赶快通知其他几位兄弟今晚早点回来，我要重启-六-方-会-谈！老六：大哥英明，大哥英明啊！好的，我待会就去！

老大：老四，我服你了！谢谢你！

老四：兄弟之间不分你我何必言谢。（三个人的手搭在一起）只要我们意志坚定，敢于拼搏，我们会飞起来来的！

三人齐：嗯！

老四：（突然撤手）哎呀！完了，我还有急事，我得先走。

老大：何事如此慌张？

老四：我和医院说好了今天下午五点去献血，我可不能迟到。

老六：等等，我也要去！老大：（他们要走出门口才回过神来）等等，我也要去！老六：你去了何人看管宿舍，老师马上就到。

老大：怕什么，这么多人看着呢！（对观众）朋友们，帮我们看看宿舍好不好？——谢谢了！（三人齐呼）再见！（下台）篇二：校园搞笑短小品剧本

校园搞笑短小品: 《斗智》

地点：学校教室

人物：老师、学生

1、学生2 背景：教室，上课时，学生与老师的对话与问答

情节：

扮老师的人上：今天我们来复习古诗词中的名言名名，我准备采用老师提问的方式开始今天的学习。由我提问学生们，我说出诗的上句，同学们回答出下一句，好不好。

学生异口同声：好！

老师：人生自古谁无死。

学生：人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸。

老师：（生气的）是那个学生，说出这样的不道德的话啊，给我站起来！

学生：（站起来）是我）

老师：（很生气）你这样捣乱，这节课你给我站着上。我们必须完成这个任务，否则别想过关。从来！

师：人生自古谁无死。

学生：人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸。若君不用卫生纸，除非你用大拇指。

老师：（怒不可遏）谁啊，胡说八道啊！我再提问一句，你们来接下一句，如果回答正确我就不惩罚你们。

（这时，老师看见窗外，想了下，想起冬天会下雪，就提问一句）

老师：上天下雪不下雨，雪到地上变成雨。变成雨时多麻烦，为何当初不下雨。(小明站起来回答道)小明：老师吃饭不吃屎，饭到肚里变成屎。变成屎时多麻烦，为何当初不吃屎。(就这样老师,当场就想惩罚小明！手发抖,脸还装着笑,要羞怒小明......)老师：河水往哪里流啊？

小明：大河向东流啊！

老师：天上有多少颗星星阿？

小明：天上的星星参北斗阿！

老师：你给我滚出去！

小明：说走咱就走阿！

(老师很无奈......)老师：你有病吧？

小明：你有我有全都有阿！

老师：你再唱一句试试！

学生：路见不平一生吼阿！

老师：你信不信我要扁你？

学生：该出手时就出手阿！

(老师真的忍无可忍气的没有话说...）

老师：我让你退学！学生：风风火火闯九洲阿！

(哈哈......全班学生都轰动起来，老师走出了教室......）篇三：四人搞笑小品短剧本

序言：江南四大才子相信大家都知道。相信大家也会喜欢他们。过了今天我相信你们会更喜欢他们的。听说此次到来还有秘密任务哦！现在有请文征明，祝枝山，周文宾，还有文涛武略，上知天文，下知地理，人称玉树临风迷失人生小书童兼江南四大才子渔业代理总公司总经理唐伯虎。

（第一幕：火车站初临）（注：上台~前三人手拿纸扇，唐伯虎手拿小型电风扇，四人站定台后，音乐响起杜德伟的<脱掉>.四人走台步上前（参考《唐伯虎点秋香》）祝枝山：今天咱们四大才子有幸来此地游玩，看到如此美妙的夜景！我顿觉诗兴大发啊！三位兄台，不若咱们吟诗一首如何？

其他三人:好，好，正有此意。

祝枝山：那小弟先来一句，(做深思样),啊,人真多.文征明：啊！风真爽！(其余三人动作配合，用手中工作扇和吹)周文宾：啊!,啊,啊秋 唐伯虎：周兄此句真有一鸣惊人之效，小弟佩服！小弟也来一句：.....（待定）

(其余三人动作配合,做佩服样)周文宾:哎,唐兄,来带我们游玩的那些导游在哪呢？听说是广东路路通学院的四大酷哥啊。

唐伯虎：确是不凡，但凡不同一般的人都不会有如斯突出的 才气啊，那可不是一般的突出，那是特别的出众。（四人上场，动作）祝枝山：不知道唐兄所说的是否为前面四位别具一格的仁兄呢。（指着四大酷哥）

旁白：（不愧是大城市啊，林子大了什么鸟都有）四大才子走到四大酷哥面前 唐伯虎上前一步问：请问，四位是否广东路路通学院机电系的四大酷哥啊？

四人回过头回答：A君：没错

（配音：大唐双龙传主题曲）

B君：我们就是

C君：一朵梨花压海棠

4人一起：人见人爱，车见车载的机电系四大酷哥啦！A君：这是我们的证件。（四人拿出证件，分别是学生证 出生证

光棍证 拿一个出来说一个名字）

唐伯虎：哇！怪不得有如此惊人的魄力，确属不凡啊！四人问：见你们穿着不凡，是否为江南四大咸鱼佬。

唐伯虎：我们正是江南四大才子。（音乐响起张明敏的《一剪梅》，四人唱歌，四大酷哥伴舞）

（唱完后A君四人鼓掌。然后对着观众说，暗号正确，看来的确是四大才子了）

A君：四位长路漫漫来到此地，如今天色已晚，游玩也是不 便。不如带各位到有间客栈休息，如何。

（一人拿着有间客栈字样的牌子走过）

四才子：如此正好，仁兄请带路。

第二幕：（到广东路路通学院）

(报幕)：唐伯虎四人休息了一晚，到了第二天，一大早便要求四大酷哥带他们到了广东路路通学院游玩,因为其他三位酷哥要上课.便由A君陪同四大才子逛校园.A君:四位才子,不知道你们想观看什么呢?我是知无不言,言无不尽.~~ 唐伯虎：其实我们此次受邀到这里游玩，不单是为了玩耍。而是要在这里了解一下新时代的校园，准备在江南开办一所古今结合中西合并的学院，学院的名字都想好了就叫（乱七八糟学院）。

A君：那你找对人了，我们学院是多元素学院。只有你想不到的，没有你看不到的，这不是我瞎吹，你们跟我来看一下就知道了。

四人：请带路

A君：（动作：往前看。）排序：花花世界文学社团——东倒西歪舞蹈社团——拳打脚踢武术社团——各类社团是数不胜数啊？

动作介绍：

文学社团：一个手拿着书的人摇头晃脑念让暴风雨来的更猛 烈些吧!舞蹈社团：三男跳恰恰舞，从台前跳过。

武术社团：一人倒立从台前走过,一个拿着双截棍挥舞，随着A君的解说，挥舞更快，结果被打到头晕倒。(伴奏:男儿当自强)A君台词：前面两个社团只说名字。后面说武术社团详细介绍。武术是中国5000年来的精华，我们的学院的拳打脚踢武术社团更是十八般武艺样样精通，尤其双截棍是我们学院的骄傲。双截棍曾经获得耍一招倒一个第一名奖项.......（这里舞双截棍演员敲到头晕倒了）

文征明：不愧是大学院！双截棍都有此等风采~~我看好你们哦~~~ A君：我也看好我哟！嘿嘿......不过，我是不会骄傲的。（动作：表情前面骄傲。后面严肃）

祝枝山：听说学院的高新技术产品颇多啊！

A君：却有此事，诸位想看？（这里可加音乐.建议007音乐）四人：拜托了。

（一个人拿桌子上来桌上有锤子和铁块、锤头.....开始假敲）

(动作:A君带四人围到桌子前)A君:这便是我们学院的骄傲，航天飞机零件都是从这里出的。周文宾：不知兄台所说的航天飞机是何物？

A君;航天飞机，这个嘛 是——大风筝。这个大风筝啦！高度机密。(掉人胃口的表情动作)周文宾：可我看这物件好像锤子啊！

A君;很多物体看表面是看不出内在美的，比如，你看我觉得有深度吗? 祝枝山：不怎么觉得！

A君动作：拿出眼镜带上问：这样呢？

祝枝山;很有深度，的确！都60000度了。(道具:贴着60000度字样的大眼镜)唐伯虎:那兄台是否能告诉我们，此为何物呢？

A君厚着脸皮道！！

A君;这刚才不是说了，是高新技术~是机密！

（拿锤子的人抬起头说：这其实就是个锤子......）

A君：原来如此，我个人认为，航天器上是需要锤子的 四人：动作............鄙视.........A君:好了，接下来带你们去吃东西，叫花鸡公司的产品.......土里土气鸡翅...........四人跟着走：边走祝枝山边问:”这土里土气鸡翅有什么名堂”........A君答：其实他还是鸡翅。

落幕..........第三幕（送别）

第三篇：英文小剧本[定稿]

一起等待

音乐（阿甘），羽毛飘（一人扇），阿甘和女女人坐在长椅上。

甘：my mama always says, lift is like a box of chop sticks, you will never know what you are gonna get.(膝上放着一盒筷子，大小长短不一，拿出来展示)the long ones? The pink ones ? or the boring ones? Do you like some? 女：（讨厌地）no~~!thank you!.(抬手看表，焦急)甘: what are you doing here in this park? Are you expecting some one? 女：yes, I’m on a date with a really great guy.Now I’m waiting for him.甘：ha, me too.I’m expecting my fri-my girl friend, who is really a gorgeous.女：（不相信地）well, good for you.甘：frankly speaking, I’m a little nervous.I really hope she will like me.(擦汗)女：wait, didn’t you know each other ?

甘：no, we are cyber lovers.We fell in love on the chat room, and today it’s our first date off the net.女：（吓得跳起来）me too!I’m expecting my cyber lover either!For the first time!甘：oh no!~ 女：are you Mr.Big? 甘：no I’m not！are you cinderella?

女：no！!oh, I ‘m so released, we are not waiting for each other.(坐下放松地)甘：me, too!.So you are dating Mr.big ha ? what is your nick name on the internet? 女：please call me sexy Rose.甘：（上下打量，叹口气）ok, Rose, what is your Mr.Big like? 女：he is amazing!(一字一顿地强调)he works for the top government, 想像场景一：

(一男进场，音乐杀死比尔，黑客帝国两人对枪战，一人中枪，一人胜利，拿出学生证，说：FBI)二人下

女：He once broke out of a jail with his sister.想像场景二：

(sister: micheal, you just go!M: no!I can get you out of here.Sister: how can we get out of a jail? M: 撸出袖子，露出画的hello kitty: I have all the maps tattooed here.指点着说：we get into here, following this way, to that door, then ,jump out of here, we will be free!Sister: really ? can we make it ? M: don’t worry, just follow me, Lincon.)二人下。女：he promised me to take me to the sea!想像场景三：泰坦尼克音乐起，两人做船头伸臂状。A;oh , sexy rose , I love you!B: oh, my Mr.big, I want to puke（呕吐）!（做呕吐状）

二人下。女：what about you? Your Ms.Cenderelle? 甘：please call me cute cute boy.I really love my cenderelle.She is as young as briney spears, 顿一下，插入道before married., 再顿一下，twice.场景四：放baby one more time.女孩上，和着音乐唱。甘：she is as sexy as 梦露。

场景五： 梦露裙子飞起来。梦露: wow, it’s really hot！！！！！!

女：不相信地说，really ? well, it’s half past seven now.where are they? 甘： yes ,maybe we should check out from the chat room director.女： ok.两人各自打电话

甘：Hello? Yes yes.what ??！！!女：Oh no！！！！两人面面相觑： 甘：the chat room director said my cederrlle and your Mr.big…

女：接 …are not real people!....they are chatting computers！!共同：So we fell for love with two talking computers?！!女： I have a idea.why can’t we just?

甘： yes, the two of us.we are real people , cute cute boy and sexy rose.两人拉手坐下： 重复开头：

甘：my mama always says , life is like a box of chop sticks, 女：you will never know what you are gonna get.

第四篇：英文剧本格式

By Elaine Radford You've plotted your story, developed your characters, and written a scene-by-scene outline of your story.Now you're ready to write it in professional screenplay format.Keep in mind that a screenplay is visual and your characters' actions move the story forward from scene to scene.Actions show the audience what it needs to know.Your characters' dialogue supports the actions.Seeing a character do something is far more powerful than having him or her talk about it.Think of a scene as a unit of action.In each scene, define who(character or characters), what(situation), when(time of day), where(place of action), and why(purpose of the action).Scene Headings: Each time your characters move to a different setting, a new scene heading is required.Scene headings are typed on one line with some words abbreviated and all words capitalized.Authors Hillis R.Cole, Jr.and Judith H.Haag say in their book, “The Complete Guide To Standard Script Formats,” that “the various elements of a scene heading must be arranged in a specific order.” Specifically, the location of a scene is listed before the time of day when the scene takes place.Example: A scene set inside a hospital emergency room at night would have the following heading: INT.HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOMNIGHT

A crowded hospital emergency waiting room.Clean but cheerless.Sick and injured people sit in plastic chairs lined up in rows.A TV mounted near the ceiling BLARES a sitcom.No one is watching.A man moans softly as he presses a bloody gauze pad against his forehead.A woman cradles a listless infant in her arms.CATHY sits at the end of the first row of plastic chairs.Her head is bent over, and she stares intently at the floor.She raises her head slowly, brushes her long, silky hair away from her face.We see fear in her eyes as they focus on a clock that hangs above the front desk.She twists a tissue between her fingers and is unaware that bits of it are falling on the floor.The door to the emergency treatment room opens, and a middle-aged DOCTOR dressed in hospital green walks through the door toward Cathy, who bolts out of the chair and hurries toward him.DOCTOR

(apologetically)

We did everything possible.CATHY

(gasps)

What are you saying?

DOCTOR

I'm sorry…

CATHY

(screaming)

No!

All eyes in the waiting room are riveted on Cathy and the Doctor.Cathy lunges at the Doctor, beating her fists against his chest.CATHY(CONT'D)

(shouting)

You killed him!

Our scene ends here with Cathy's last words, but it could continue with more dialogue and action.Note that(CONT'D), the abbreviation for continued, is added in parentheses next to Cathy's name above.CONT'D is added here because Cathy has just spoken and is continuing to speak.Her dialogue was interrupted by a description of other actions, not by another character's dialogue.To make sure you use the correct tab settings, it's advisable to use one of the excellent screenplay formatting programs available for your home PC.Such programs include Movie Magic Screenwriter 2000 and Final Draft, both of which make the job of formatting your screenplay much easier.Even if you use screenwriting software, it's important to have a working knowledge of screenplay formatting so that your presentation copy looks thoroughly professional.We recommend that you read professional screenplays and familiarize yourself with formatting.However, many published screenplays are shooting scripts and contain camera directions.As a screenwriter, you are not required to indicate camera shots.In fact, it's not advisable to do this because it's the job of the film director, not the screenwriter.Formatting Exercise: Format the situation described below into a screenplay scene.Use correct scene heading, action descriptions, dialogue, and parenthetical descriptions for characters' dialogue.Situation: Bob and Marianne walk into a dark movie theater.The movie has already started, and nearly every seat is occupied.Bob, a tall, stocky young man, carries a super-sized box of popcorn and a super-sized drink.Marianne, dressed in a revealing tight sweater and jeans, carries a bag of potato chips and a large drink.She moves down the aisle quickly, scouting for seats while Bob struggles to see her in the dark.He stumbles over his own big sneakers, and popcorn spills from the container onto several patrons seated near the aisle.Bob apologizes, and other patrons tell him to “shut up.” Marianne waves to Bob from the front of the theater.She's found two seats up front.She calls out to Bob and waves frantically.A variety of comments are heard from other patrons.Bob catches up to Marianne, and they move across the row to their seats.Bob steps on a woman's toes, and she shrieks.He apologizes.Bob and Marianne finally settle into their seats.He munches his popcorn happily and slurps his big drink.A woman seated behind Marianne squirms to see the screen above Marianne's big hair.Marianne turns toward Bob and kisses him noisily on his cheek.He smiles and squeezes her thigh.A man seated behind Bob says something unkind.Bob turns around, smiles, and tells the man he must be jealous.It's quiet for a few moments.Marianne begins opening her bag of potato chips.A man seated in front of her turns around and looks at her viciously.Marianne offers him a chip, but he declines.Marianne munches contentedly on her chips and sips from her big drink as she watches the screen.The audience is no longer watching the screen.Their angry eyes have settled on Bob and Marianne.

第五篇：友谊英文剧本

Section1(In Cafe, Kate sat on the deck to drink coffee alone, this time JoJo and Silence carry shopping bags, hand in hand into the cafe with talking and laughing.)Kate: Here, Here, I’m here.Jojo: Yes.Kate: you look so nice.Jojo: Oh, thank you.What’s going on? Kate: I’m fine.Jojo: By the way,have you see Serena’s group lately? Kate:No,What happened? Jojo: No,just Silence and I were shopping and we talked about them.Kate: Oh, I heard that they are fighting ,and then parted ways.Silence: Yes,recently I have cotten close to Nana and jone.Jojo: Wow, I can’t believed it.How good friend they were before.Section2 In the dinning hall,four friends go to have lunch.Jone:what do we do tonight? Jone:I want watch movie.Serena do you want to go? Serena: I am so tired I want go to the bathroom.NaNa:hurry up~hurry up~ Jone: she is so boring,what should we do~ Jone:Jack? NaNa and Emily: Who is Jack? Jone:Jack?i know you!why are you calling? You told me you have broken up!I don’t want see you again!all right? NaNa and Emily:who? Jone:Jack!her ex boyfried!Serean:what did you do!Did you answer my phone? Jone:yes!i do ,Jack that bad guy,he called just now!he is so bad!Serean:this is my thing ,please mind your own buniness!NaNa and Emily:what’t wrong? Jone:what are you doing!Serean:I will never forgive you!

Emily:Serean where are you going.Serean:don’t touch me ,fuck off,bitch Emily:what?what are you saying? Serean:I say you are a bitch.Emily: don’t bet others like a dog.Serena:Jone and NaNA have already told me thae you have been having an affair with my former boyfriend!Emily:so what ,don’t forget that you have broken up with him Serean:you know I still love him!Emily:I’m sorry,Serean,I have falling love with him too!i know it’s my fault,please forgive me!Serean:NO!

NaNa:you do a wrong thing Jone:I don’t know!i hit her? NaNa: What happen to you? Jone: what should I do? Section3 Serena sat at the cafe where they used to go to often.Kate: Hi, miss.what can I do for you? Kate: Oh, Serena.How are you? Serena: I’m fine.Is this your part-time job here？ Kate: Yeah.It’s long time to see you? Serena: I miss you so much.Kate: Me too, how many people are in your group? Serena: Only me!Kate: Only you? Ok...What would you like? Juice or coffee? Serena: Coffee!Kate: Ok, when I am free, I’ll talk to you!Serena: ok!Kate: Goodbye.Serena: Goodbye.Among the college students in new semester.Nana: The school is beautiful!Jone: Just-so-so, ok? Nana: We are pretty amazing!Jone: You are so lucky!Nana: Before four of us agree to… Jone: Em.let’s see our new dormitory.JoJo: Do you have…this time? Kate: A boyfriend? Oh my god!JoJo: Hi, Emily, Emily, come here.Do you want to join a party? A music party!So fantastic!Kate: Boom shake lake!Emily: Ok, goodbye.Kate/JoJo: Goodbye Section4 Serena went to the high school where they study there,she sat in the stool that she used to sit,and look at blackboard.At this time,the door of the classroom was shaved by someone.Serena：Who’s there? Somebody there? Emily:It’s me.Jone:Are you ok? Emily/Serena/Jone:Fighting！

Emily/Serena/Jone/Nana:Yeah,we are winner.