第一篇：哲理英语演讲稿2篇
we are the world ,we are the future someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.i don’t know who wrote these words, but i’ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be.we are all in the position of the farmers.if we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest.if we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.we are young.“how to spend the youth?” it is a meaningful question.to answer it, first i have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” youth is not a time of life, it’s a state of mind.it’s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees.it’s the matter of the will.it’s the freshness of the deep spring of life.a poet said “to see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.several days ago, i had a chance to listen to a lecture.i learnt a lot there.i’d like to share it with all of you.let’s show our right palms.we can see three lines that show how our love.career and life is.i have a short line of life.what about yours? i wondered whether we could see our future in this way.well, let’s make a fist.where is our future? where is our love, career, and life? tell me.yeah, it is in our hands.it is held in ourselves.we all want the future to be better than the past.but the future can go better itself.don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.from the past, we’ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher.we’ve learnt that we can’t choose how we feel, but we can choose what about it.failure doesn’t mean you don’t have it, it does mean you should do it in a different way.failure doesn’t mean you should give up, it does mean you must try harder.as what i said at the beginning, “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.the past has gone.nothing we do will change it.but the future is in front of us.believe that what we give to the world, the world will give to us.and from today on, let’s be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “we are the world, we are the future.”
哲理英语演讲稿（2）：
needless to say, money is not very important, but very very important.if there is no money, i can’t use this microphone to speak to you and we can’t have such a room to hold such a competition.without money, we can’t study in such a schoolyard.without money, we can’t live in such a hometown.without money, we can’t have such a motherland.on the other hand, if there is no money, you don’t need to bear my speech about money now.most of us have dreams about the future, dreams of having a good job and making much money.surely someone has thought at times “if only i had a lot of money, i could be the happiest person in the world.” in fact it’s the main mistake that people make about money.however, is money the road to happiness? not really!many people work every day, work overtime, work weekends to make a lot of money.are they happy? no.they are too busy making money.meanwhile, their personal lives, if they have any, fall apart.they have no time to form or to maintain friendship.they even lose the abilities to relax and to enjoy themselves.enjoying means taking things, taking time to see, to hear, to taste, to smell, to feel.they do not take time to do this.they say: “i’ll do it when i have enough money to retire” then they find that it is too late.why we usually make such a mistake and even more mistakes? activists say it is because of money itself.they think money has changed many things.for example, they think money has changed our way to measure someone’s value in the society.they even regard money as the source of evil.also, they hate money, but they are wrong, completely wrong.in my opinion, it is unfair to money.money is a tool.well, there’s no denying that we do something harmful with money.but we can’t say money is the source of evil.just like a hammer, we can use a hammer to kill someone, but can we say a hammer is a devil? it is the same with money.
第二篇：哲理英语演讲稿
We Are The World ,We Are The Future Someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.I don’t know who wrote these words, but I’ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be.We are all in the position of the farmers.If we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest.If we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.We are young.“How to spend the youth?” It is a meaningful question.To answer it, first I have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” Youth is not a time of life, it’s a state of mind.It’s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees.It’s the matter of the will.It’s the freshness of the deep spring of life.A poet said “To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.Several days ago, I had a chance to listen to a lecture.I learnt a lot there.I’d like to share it with all of you.Let’s show our right palms.We can see three lines that show how our love.career and life is.I have a short line of life.What about yours? I wondered whether we could see our future in this way.Well, let’s make a fist.Where is our future? Where is our love, career, and life? Tell me.Yeah, it is in our hands.It is held in ourselves.We all want the future to be better than the past.But the future can go better itself.Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.From the past, we’ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher.We’ve learnt that we can’t choose how we feel, but we can choose what about it.Failure doesn’t mean you don’t have it, it does mean you should do it in a different way.Failure doesn’t mean you should give up, it does mean you must try harder.As what I said at the beginning, “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.The past has gone.Nothing we do will change it.But the future is in front of us.Believe that what we give to the world, the world will give to us.And from today on, let’s be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “We are the world, we are the future.”
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Needless to say, money is not very important, but very very important.If there is no money, I can’t use this microphone to speak to you and we can’t have such a room to hold such a competition.Without money, we can’t study in such a schoolyard.Without money, we can’t live in such a hometown.Without money, we can’t have such a motherland.On the other hand, If there is no money, you don’t need to bear my speech about money now.Most of us have dreams about the future, dreams of having a good job and making much money.Surely someone has thought at times “If only I had a lot of money, I could be the happiest person in the world.” In fact it’s the main mistake that people make about money.However, is money the road to happiness? Not really!Many people work every day, work overtime, work weekends to make a lot of money.Are they happy? No.They are too busy making money.Meanwhile, their personal lives, if they have any, fall apart.They have no time to form or to maintain friendship.They even lose the abilities to relax and to enjoy themselves.Enjoying means taking things, taking time to see, to hear, to taste, to smell, to feel.They do not take time to do this.They say: “I’ll do it when I have enough money to retire” then they find that it is too late.Why we usually make such a mistake and even more mistakes? Activists say it is because of money itself.They think money has changed many things.For example, they think money has changed our way to measure someone’s value in the society.They even regard money as the source of evil.Also, they hate money, but they are wrong, completely wrong.In my opinion, it is unfair to money.Money is a tool.Well, there’s no denying that we do something harmful with money.But we can’t say money is the source of evil.Just like a hammer, we can use a hammer to kill someone, but can we say a hammer is a devil? It is the same with money.
第三篇：(一)3分钟幽默哲理演讲稿篇一
3分钟幽默哲理演讲稿篇一
各位领导、老师、同学们：
大家好!今天，我演讲的题目是“养成良好的习惯”。
有这样一个故事：很久以前，有个小和尚，想学会理发来帮寺庙的和尚剃发。于是他就开始用冬瓜练习，只是每次打水洗冬瓜时总要顺手把剃刀插到冬瓜上。没多久就学会了如何剃发，当他第一次帮人剃发，去打水洗头时，“顺手”把剃刀插了上去。结果可想而知，小和尚成了杀人犯。
究竟是什么给小和尚的一片好心带来害人害已的结果呢?
答案很简单。就是因为他用冬瓜作练习时养成了把剃刀插向冬瓜的习惯，尽管为自己的师兄剃发时心里想着这是人不是冬瓜，但手却不听使唤，习惯性地把刀插了上去，因此，是那个小小的坏习惯害了他。
虽然这个故事有几分夸张，我们也不可能会是一个为别人理发的小和尚。可是同学们，你们有没有类似的坏习惯呢?比如：随地吐痰、随意骂人、说脏话、随手乱扔乱撂、经常大声喧哗、在楼道里追逐打闹、自习课上说话等，如果有，它们迟早会给你带来或大或小的麻烦。
这个故事再一次告诫我们：坏的习惯一旦养成，即使是很小的，也不容易改掉，最终会给自己和他人带来危害。
所以，我们平时要养成一些好的习惯，良好的习惯能够使我们在各个方面受益匪浅：平时不浪费一分一秒，努力学习就会使成绩上升;尽自己的一份力维持班级的卫生，就很有可能使班集体成为“卫生模范班”，如果每个同学都这样，学校也会变得干净漂亮，我们在其中学习、生活也会心情舒畅;平时坚持锻炼身体，就可能在运动会上一展风采;帮同学讲解问题，也许会使自己有新的发现;在家中帮父母做一些力所能及的家务，自己能做的事自己做，不给父母增添不必要的麻烦……
同学们，良好的习惯是成功的一半，养成良好的习惯，从现在，从自我开始吧!
谢谢大家!
3分钟幽默哲理演讲稿篇二
同学们:
大家好!
我的演讲从一个小故事开始——在一个深深的鼠洞里，一个老鼠家族正在召开会议，会议的中心是怎样在觅食的时候及时发现那只喜欢搞突袭的黑猫。不一会儿，一只小老鼠想出一个好办法——在黑猫的脖子上挂一只铃铛。话一说完，大家齐声说好，但接下来却都沉默了，因为没有哪一只老鼠敢去挂这只铃铛。
这个故事不禁让我浮现出一个念头：与行动相比，有时候，幻想或想象其实是一件再舒服不过的事——它没有风险，无需胆量，不受约束。你想尝试冬泳，便可以尽情地想象着数九寒天在冰冷刺骨的河水中游弋的豪迈;你想尝试弹琴，便可以尽情想象自己在高高的舞台上悠然地表演;你想学习一门外语，于是跑到书店买了一大堆复习资料，还把决心下了又下：每天至少要保证一小时的学习时间。在你的头脑中，一切都是那样美好、切实可行，不过，当热情渐渐冷却后，你却没有勇气跳人冰水中;你却不能忍受日复一日练琴的单调和枯燥;你却不能放弃每天的休闲时间埋头苦学。全部美好的幻想和想象都变成了一纸空文。
几年前，一位颇有名气的画家想画一幅以某历史事件为主题的画，这个历史事件在其他画作中鲜有表现，场景又极生动，形象，画出来一定很富感染力。这位画家翻阅了大量历史书籍，对事件的各种细节已了然于胸，加上他画技高超，若完成这幅画肯定能为他赢得巨大的声誉。一年以后，有人无意间提到那幅画，谁知画家根本就没动笔!他犹豫着想找理由解释，最后终于说还是太忙了，有许多事情要做，根本没时间画这幅画。
生活中，有许多这样的人，他们对人生有着种种设想与规划，有着十分美好的理想与愿望，可就是不用实际行动来实现它，这样一来，即使构想出再有价值的东西，也是胎死腹中，令人惋惜。
老鼠没有行动，是因为恐惧，我们没有行动，是因为什么呢?不要找任何借口来回答这个问题，任何借口都是苍白无力的。
我们应该随时告诫自己：下定决心做某件事的时候，一定要立即行动。
我们每一个人都应该牢牢记住，上天不会因为你美好的想法而送你一个美好的前程。那么，为什么还不行动?
谢谢大家!
3分钟幽默哲理演讲稿篇三
大家好!
不要让昨日的沮丧令明天的梦想黯然失色!
在一次讨论会上，一位著名的演说家没讲一句开场白，手里却高举着一张20美元的钞票。
面对会议室里的200个人，他问：“谁要这20美元?”一只只手举了起来。他接着说：“我打算把这20美元送给你们中的一位，但在这之前，请准许我做一件事。”他说着将钞票揉成一团，然后问：“谁还要?”仍有人举起手来。他又说：“那么，假如我这样做又会怎么样呢?”他把钞票扔到地上，又踏上一只脚，并且用脚碾它。尔后他拾起钞票，钞票已变得又脏又皱。“现在谁还要?”还是有人举起手来。“朋友们，你们已经上了一堂很有意义的课。无论我如何对待那张钞票，你们还是想要它，因为它并没贬值，它依旧值20美元。人生路上，我们会无数次被自己的决定或碰到的逆境击倒、欺凌甚至碾得粉身碎骨。大学生3分钟哲理演讲稿3篇大学生3分钟哲理演讲稿3篇。我们觉得自己似乎一文不值。但无论发生什么，或将要发生什么，在上帝的眼中，你们永远不会丧失价值。在他看来，肮脏或洁净，衣着齐整或不齐整，你们依然是无价之宝。”
生命的价值不依赖我们的所作所为，也不仰仗我们结交的人物，而是取决于我们本身!我们是独特的——永远不要忘记这一点!
谢谢大家！
3分钟幽默哲理演讲稿篇4
今天是我第一次和雅虎的朋友们面对面交流，幽默搞笑演讲稿。我希望把我成功的经验和大家分享，尽管我认为你们其中的绝大多数勤劳聪明的人都无法从中获益，但我坚信，一定有个别懒得去判断我讲的是否正确就效仿的人，可以获益匪浅。
让我们开启今天的话题吧!
世界上很多非常聪明并且受过高等教育的人，无法成功，就是因为他们从小就受到了错误的教育，他们养成了勤劳的恶习。很多人都记得爱迪生说的那句话吧：天才就是99%的汗水加上1%的灵感。并且被这句话误导了一生，勤勤恳恳地奋斗，最终却碌碌无为。其实爱迪生是因为懒得想他成功的原因，所以就编了这句话来误导我们。
很多人可能认为我是在胡说八道，好，让我用100个例子来证实你们的错误吧!事实胜于雄辩。
世界上最富的人，比尔·盖茨，他是个程序员，懒得读书，他就退学了，他又懒得记那些复杂的DOS命令，于是他就编了个图形的界面程序——叫什么来着?我忘了，懒得记这些东西。于是全世界的电脑都长着相同的脸，而成了世界首富。
世界上最值钱的品牌，可口可乐，他的老板更懒，尽管中国的茶文化历史悠久，巴西的咖啡香味浓郁，但他实在太懒了，弄点糖精加上凉水，装瓶就卖。于是全世界有人的地方，大家都在喝那种像血一样的液体。
世界上最好的足球运动员，罗纳尔多，他在场上连动都懒得动，就在对方的门前站着，等球砸到他的时候，踢一脚，这就是全世界身价最高的运动员了。有的人说，他带球的速度惊人，那是废话，别人一场跑90分钟，他就跑15秒，当然要快些了。
世界上最厉害的餐饮业，麦当劳，它的老板也是懒得出奇，懒得学习法国大餐的精美，懒得掌握中餐的复杂技巧，弄两片破面包夹块就卖，结果全世界都能看到那个M的标志。必胜客的老板，懒得把馅饼的馅装进去直接撒在发面饼上边就卖，结果大家都管那叫PLZZA比10张馅饼还贵。
还有更聪明的懒人，懒得爬楼，于是他们发明了电梯。
懒得走路，于是他们制造出汽车、火车和飞机。
懒得一个一个地杀人，于是他们发明了原子弹。
懒得每次计算，于是他们发明了数学公式。
懒得出去听音乐会，于是他们发明了唱片、磁带和CD。
这样的例子太多了，我都懒得再说了。
还有那句废话也要提一下：生命在于运动。你见过哪个运动员长寿了?世界上最长寿的人还是那些连肉都懒得吃的和尚。
如果没有这些懒人，我们现在生活在什么样的环境里，我都懒得想。
人是这样，动物也是如此。世界上最长寿的动物是乌龟，它们一辈子几乎不怎么动，就趴在那里，结果能活一千年，它们懒得走，但和勤劳好动的兔子赛跑，谁赢了?牛最勤快，结果人们给它吃草，却还要挤它的奶。熊猫傻了吧唧的，什么也不干，抱着竹子能啃一天，人们亲昵地称它为“国宝”。
回到我们工作中，看看你公司里每天最早来最晚走，一天像发条一样忙个不停的人，他是不是工资最低的?那个每天游手好闲，没事就发呆的家伙，是不是工资最高?据说还有不少公司股票呢!
我以上所举的例子，只是想说明一个问题，这个世界实际上靠懒人来支撑的。世界如此精彩都是拜懒人所赐。现在你应该知道你不成功的主要原因了吧!
懒不是傻懒，如果你想少干，就要想出懒的办法，要懒出风格，懒出境界。像我从小就懒，连肉都懒得长，这就是境界。
3分钟幽默哲理演讲稿篇5
各位老师，同学们：
大家好!我演讲的题目是《励志成功，始于信念》。我先给大家讲个故事。
在非洲的一片茂密丛林中，走着四个皮包骨头的男子，他们扛着一只沉重的箱子，在密林里踉踉跄跄地向前走。他们跟随队长进入丛林探险，课时，队长却在任务即将完成时患疾病二不幸长眠于丛林中了。
临终前队长把亲手制作的箱子托付给他们，并十分诚恳地说： “ 如果你们能把这个箱子送到我的朋友手里，你们将得到比金子还宝贵的东西。”
埋葬了队长之后，他们便扛着箱子上路了，道路越来越难走，他们的力气也越来越小了，但他们仍然鼓起劲往前走着。终于有一天，绿色的屏障突然拉开了，他们历经千辛万苦之后终于走出了丛林，找到了队长的朋友，可是那个朋友却说： “ 我一无所有啊!”
于是，打开箱子一看，竟是一堆无用的木头!就这么个故事，看起来队长给了他们一箱无用的木头，其实，他却给了他们行动的目的，使他们获得了比金子还贵重的东西——生命。这个故事启示着我们学习，做任何事情必须要有明确的目的和奋斗目标。
聋哑人跳起了美丽的千手观音，盲人登上了珠穆朗玛峰，双腿下肢被截去而重新驾驶飞机返回蓝天……许多正常人都难以做到的事情，这些残疾人却把它们变成了现实，这不能不让人感到惊讶，也更被它们坚韧的毅力，永不放弃的精神所感动，他们成功的主要原因就是有着必胜的信念，朝着目标，永不放弃。
“ 凡事预则立，不预则废 ”，确定了奋斗目标，如何才能坚持不懈，如何才能永不放弃，那就必须要有行动的计划，成功的信念，这是你行动的向导，是你挖掘和运用体内潜能的催化剂。
如果你认为自己十分突出，你就真的会很优秀;如果你想象渺小，你就会落后于人;如果你想象勇敢，你就会真的无所惧怕;如果你想象辉煌，你就会变得很伟大。
因为当你行动之前进行头脑热身，构想要做之事的每一个细节，梳理心路，然后把他们深深铭记在脑海中，当你行动的时候，你就会得心应手，应付自如。
同学们，励志要有明确的目标，目标的实现要有成功的信念，从现在开始，让他们在你的想象中成为现实——去感受它们，经历它们，相信它们。相信，不久的将来你就会看到它们最终变成现实。
我的演讲完毕，谢谢大家!
3分钟幽默哲理演讲稿6：做一个文明之人
尊敬的老师们、同学们：
早上好!今天我讲话的题目是《做一个文明之人》。
记得有人说过：“人，一撇一捺，写起来容易做起来难。我们要经常性地思考，我在做什么，我做得怎样，我要成为怎样的人。”做怎样的人，一百个人会有一百种答案，但在每一个答案的背后都有一个基点，那就是做人首先要做一个文明的人。
文明是什么?文明是路上相遇时的微笑，是同学有难时的热情帮助，是平时与人相处时的亲切，是见到师长时的问早问好，是不小心撞到对方时的一声 “对不起”，是自觉将垃圾放入垃圾箱的举动，是看到有人随地吐痰时的主动制止……文明是一种品质，文明是一种修养，文明是一种受人尊敬并被大家广泛推崇的行为。
做文明之人，就要会用文明语，做文明事。再简单地讲就是要懂礼貌，明事理。中国素有“礼仪之邦”之称，礼貌待人是中华民族的传统美德。生活在幸福时代的我们，如果不能继承和发扬这种优良传统，就不能真正做一个快乐的人。“良言入耳三冬暖，恶语伤人六月寒”，这句俗话大家要记住。文明礼貌是最容易做到的事，同时也是生活里最重要的事，它比最高的智慧、比一切的学问都重要。礼貌经常可以替代最珍贵的感情。
同学们，让我们在国旗下共同祝愿，祝愿我们的生活处处开满文明之花!祝愿我们自己一步步地迈向文明!
做文明之人，永远的呼唤!一生的追求!
第四篇：英语演讲稿(带翻译)_励志·哲理
We Are The World ,We Are The Future Someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”.I don’t know who wrote these words, but I’ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be.We are all in the position of the farmers.If we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest.If we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.A poet said “To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.We all want the future to be better than the past.But the future can go better itself.Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.From the past, we’ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher.Failure doesn’t mean you don’t have it, it does mean you should do it in a different way.Failure doesn’t mean you should give up, it does mean you must try harder.So from today on, let’s be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “We are the world, we are the future.” That's all.Thank you for your listening.世界是我们的，未来是我们的 一些人说“我们正在读一本无穷的书中的第一章的第一节。”我不知道谁写了这些话，但是我一直很喜欢它，因为它提醒了我，我们能够创造我们想要的未来。我们都是农夫。如果我们播下好的种子，我们将会丰收。如果我们的种子很差，有很多草籽，收割的将是无用的庄稼。如果我们什么也不播种，什么收获也没有。一位诗人说“从一粒沙看世界，从一朵花看天堂，把无限放在你的手掌，永恒在一刹那里收藏”。我们所有人都希望未来能比过去更美好，但是未来能自己变得更好。不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。从过去来看，生活是艰苦的，但我们是更坚强。失败并不意味着你不拥有成功，它只意味着你应该用另一种方式去做这件事。失败并不意味着你应该放弃，只意味着你应该更加努力。所以从今天起，让我们一起做我们自己的主人，一起大声说出“世界是我们的，未来是我们的。”我的演讲完毕,谢谢大家.
第五篇：-英语演讲稿ChapterThirteen
ChapterThirteen
What Politeness Costs and Gains
A very nice day to all of my new friends here.To begin with my speech, I would like you to think about one question: What does politeness cost and gain? I am going to set up a situation and we will see how can politeness make a defference.Imaging now you are rushing for a very important meeting.On the way, you suddenly realize that you are actually sandwhiched in a busy crowd.So in this particular situation, you may just rudely push your way through the people without noticing that you have already stamped on thousands of shoes.All right, you got the place on time, but rudeness is peobably the only thing you have left to the others.Supposing this time you just tenderly sqeeze the way out, saying “Excuse me” to the people around.What kind of effect will it have? Besides your punctual arrival, you have also left a good impression to the people you do not even know.It is just a simple phrase “Excuse me” which has turned the whole event.Now you see how powerful politeness is.It only costs us a “please” to gain a promise;It only costs us a “hello” to gain a joyful day;It only costs us a “thank you” to gain a reward.Polite costs nothing but gains everything.There seems to be only a narrow boundary in between politeness and impoliteness.But what really count is to realize the significance of this boundary.We inherit the virtue of politeness from our ancestors and will add glory to it.Just do it, do it often, for it will give the lightness to our hearts and do wonders to our souls.礼貌的花费与所得
首先，我很荣幸能够与在座的每一位分享这个美好的日子。
在我的演讲开始之前，请大家思考这样一个问题：礼貌需要我们花费什么，同时又能为我们得到什么？即将出现的是一个小小的情况，那就让我们看看，礼貌如何将一切变得焕然一新。设想现在你正匆匆地赶往一个重要的会场，可在行程途中，你突然意识到自己不幸被形形色色的人群所包围住了。在这样一个窘况下，你极有可能鲁莽地推开他们，甚至没有留意到自己脚下所踏过的几千双皮鞋。大功告成了！你按时到达了会场，可是在他人眼中的你也许就是那个粗鲁的代名词。这一次，你只是轻轻地挤开前面的道路，并不忘附带对身边的人说：“劳驾您了！”那我们又会有怎样的收效呢？你也许毫不费力的按时到场，顺便给素昧平生的人留下好印象。不过一声简简单单的“劳驾”，便扭转了整个局面。礼貌的力量可见一斑。我们只需花费一个“请”便获得了一个承诺；只需花费一个“你好”便获得了爽朗的一天；只需花费一个“谢谢”便获得了一赏识。礼貌的花费微乎其微，但它的收益却不可斗量。在礼貌与否之间似乎只存在一条小小的分界线，而我们真正需要做的是要懂得去发现这分界线的重要之处。
我们从祖先那里继承了礼貌这个传统美德，并要将它发扬下去。所以放手去做吧，时时提醒自己去做吧，因为它会照亮我们心灵，也会将奇迹带给我们灵魂。
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