第一篇：英语笑话带中文翻译-初中7-12
7.The mean man's partyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, “Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow When the door open, push with your foot”
“Why use my elbow and foot”
“Well, gosh,” was the reply, “You're noting empty-hangded, are you”
小气鬼宴客
一个出了名的小气鬼终于决议要请一次客了。他在向一个朋侪诠释怎么找到他家时说“你上到五楼找中间谁人门然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后再用你的脚把门推开。经典诙谐笑话几个经典诙谐笑话。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪你总不会空着手来吧？”小气鬼回覆。
8.Who Is the Laziest
Father ：Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question Who is the laziest person in your class
Tom ：I don't know, father
Father ：Oh, yes, you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work
Tom： Our teacher, father
中文
父亲哎汤姆今天我跟你们先生谈过现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？
汤姆我不知道爸爸。
父亲啊差池你知道！想想看当此外孩子们都在做作业、写字时谁在课堂上坐着只是看人家做作业？
汤姆我们先生爸爸。
9.我是来装电话的 What a big deal
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.Wishing to appear busy, the
businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working.He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor.“Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure.I've come to install the phone.”
一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。
到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，“有事儿嘛？”那个人回答，“我是来给你安装电话的。”
10.Violin Lessons
“Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?” young Sarah asked her father.She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased.“You cost me a lot of money, Sarah,” he said.“First you wanted to learn horse riding, then dancing, then swimming.Now it's the violin.”I'll play every day, Daddy.“ Sarah said.”I'll try very hard.“All right,” her father said.“This is what I'll do.I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks.At the end of six weeks you must play something for me.If you play well, you can have more lessons.If you play badly, I will stop the lessons.”
“0.K.Daddy,” Sarah said.“That is fair.He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her lessons.The teacher was very expensive, but her father kept his promise.The six weeks passed quickly.The time came for Sarah to play for her father.She went to the living room and said, ”I'm ready to play for you, Daddy.“Fine, Sarah,” her father said.“Begin.She began to play.She played very badly.She made a terrible noise.Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears.When Sarah finished, her father said, ”Well done, Sarah.You can have more lessons.“Sarah ran happily out of the room.Her father's friend turned to him.”You've spent a lot of money, but she still plays very badly.he said.“Well, that's true,” her father said.“But since she started learning the violin I've been able to buy five apartments in this build very cheaply.In another six weeks I'll own the whole building!”
小提琴课
“爸爸，我能学拉小提琴吗？”小莎拉问她的父亲。她总是要东西，因此她爸爸很不高兴。“你花了我很多钱，莎拉，”他说，“开始你想学骑马，然后想学跳舞，然后是游泳。现在又想学拉小提琴。”
“我会每天都拉的，爸爸，”莎拉说，“我会认真练的。”
“好吧，”她爸爸说。“下面是我要做的：我会为你付六个星期的小提琴课的钱，六个星期后你必须拉首曲子给我听。如果你拉得很好，你可以继续上小提琴课，要是你拉得很差，你就不要再学了。”
“行。爸爸，”莎拉说，“这很公平。”
他很快就找到了一个好的小提琴老师，莎拉就开始学拉提琴了。尽管学费很高，但她爸爸遵守了诺言。
六个星期很快就过去了。该莎拉拉提琴给爸爸听了。
她走进起居室说：“我准备好拉提琴给你听了。”
“好哇，莎拉，”她爸爸说。“开始吧。”
她开始拉了。她拉得很差，发出了可怕的嗓音。她爸爸身旁有位朋友，朋友用手捂着耳朵。莎拉拉完一曲，她父亲说：“拉得好，莎拉。你可以继续学琴了。”
莎拉高兴地跑出门去。她父亲的朋友对他说：“你已经花了不少钱了，但她还是拉得很差。”“噢，的确如此，”她爸爸说，“但自从她开始学小提琴，我就可以很便宜地买下这幢楼的五个公寓。再过六周，我就可以拥有整幢楼啦！”
11.Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: “Wake up, sir!”
“I wasn't asleep,” the man answered.“Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.”
“I know.I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.”
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
12.Mr.Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
Mr.Smith: Yes.Mr.Johnson: Fine.Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗？
史密斯先生：是的。
约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗？
第二篇：母亲节英语作文(带中文翻译)
母亲节英语作文(带中文翻译)
Today is Mother's Day.I know some of my classmates are going to help their mothers with the housework, others.are going to buy some flowers for their mothers.I want to say to her that I love her very much.But as a boy, it is a bit difficult for me to show my heart.I think only girls can do that.My mother is very kind.She takes care of me day and night.She spends little money, but buys anything for me that I need.This time I must show my love.I am going to give her a card and write like this, “I love you, mother!” I am going to put it under her pillow.参考翻译：
母亲节
今天是母亲节。我知道一些同学打算帮妈妈做些家务，还有一些同学打算给妈妈买些花。我只是想对妈妈说一声，我非常爱她。但是对我来说这样表达我的情感有点儿难，因为我是个男孩。我觉得只有女生才这样做。
我妈妈是个非常善良的人。她对我照顾得无微不至。她自己很少花钱，但能给我买我需要的任何东西。
这次我一定要表示我对她的爱。我打算送她一张写有“我爱你，妈妈”的卡片，我还打算把它放在她的枕头下面。
第三篇：英语名言警句学习(带中文翻译)
英语名言警句
光明磊落，胜券在握。
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.白日不做亏心事，夜半敲门心不惊。
A clear fast is better than a dirty breakfast.宁为清贫，不为浊富。
A close mouth catches no flies.病从口入，祸从口出。
A cock is valiant on his own dunghill.夜郎自大。
A common danger causes common action.同仇敌忾。
A contented mind is perpetual feast.知足常乐。
Actions speak louder than words.事实胜於雄辩。
Admonish your friends in private, praise them in public.在私底下要忠告你的朋友，在公开场合又表扬你的朋友。
A fair face may hide a foul heart.人不可貌相。
A faithful friend is hard to find.益友难得。
A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit.吃一堑，长一智。
After a storm comes a calm.否极泰来。
After black clouds, clear weather.否极泰来。
After death, the doctor.A bad conscience is a snake in one's heart.做贼心虚。
A bad workman quarrels with his tools.拙匠常怨工具差。
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.双鸟在林不如一鸟在手。
A bird is known by its note, and a man by his talk.闻其歌知其鸟，听其言知其人。
A blind man who leans against a wall imagines that it's the boundary of the world.坐井观天。
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.相聚爱益切，离别情更深。
A burnt child dreads the fire.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。
Accidents will happen.天有不测风云。
A clean hand wants no washing.身正不怕影子斜。
A clear conscience is a soft pillow.问心无愧，高枕无忧。
A clear conscience is a sure card.放马后炮。
A good appetite is a good sauce.饥不择食。
A good example is the best sermon.身教胜似言教。
A good face is a letter of recommendation.好的相貌就是一封推荐的介绍信。
A good fame is better than a good face.好的名望胜於好的相貌。
A good friend is my nearest relation.良友如近亲。
A good marksman may miss.智者千虑，必有一失。
A good maxim is never out of season.至理名言不会过时。
A good medicine tastes bitter.良药苦口，忠言逆耳。
A good winter brings a good summer.瑞雪兆丰年。
A happy heart makes a blooming visage.心花怒放，笑逐颜开。
A hero is known in the time of misfortune.时势造英雄。
A lazy youth, a lousy age.少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。
Ale will make a cat speak.酒后吐真言。
A little is better than none.聊胜於无。
A little leak will sink a great ship.千丈之堤溃於蚁穴。
A little neglect may breed great mischief.小不忍则乱大谋。
A little spark kindles a great fire.星星之火，可以燎原。
A little wind kindles, much puts out the fire.适可而止，过犹不及。
All covet, all lose.贪多必失。
All is fair in war.兵不厌诈。
All is not gold that glitters.闪光的东西并不都是黄金。
All roads lead to Rome.条条道路通罗马。
All shall be well, Jack shall have Jill.有情人终成眷属。
All the treasures of the earth would not bring back one lost moment.机会失去不再来，千贯万贯难赎回。
All things are easy that are done willingly.做事乐意，诸事容易。
All things are obedient to money.有钱能使鬼推磨。
A maiden with many wooers often chooses the worst.少女有了许多求婚者往往选中了最差的一个。
A man apt to promise is apt to forget.轻诺者易忘。
A man can not spin and reel at the same time.一心不能二用。
A man cannot whistle and drink at he same time.一心不能二用。
A man has two ears and one mouth that he may hear much and speak little.人有两只耳朵一张嘴，就是为了多听少说话。
A man knows his companion in a long journey and a little inn.路遥知马力，日久见人心。
A man may dig his grave with his teeth.祸从口出。
A man may lead a horse to the water, but he cannot make him drink.牵马到河易，强马饮水难。
A man may love his house well without riding on the ridge.有宝何必人前夸。
A match will set fire to a large building.星星之火，可以燎原。
Ambition never dies until there is no way out.不到黄河心不死
A miss is as good as a mile.失之毫厘，差之千里。
Among the blind the one-eyed man is king.山中无老虎，猴子称霸王。
A near friend is better than a far-dwelling kinsman.远亲不如近邻。
An enemy's mouth seldom speaks well.狗嘴里吐不出象牙。
An evil chance seldom comes alone.祸不单行。
A new broom sweeps clean.新官上任三把火。
An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.一日之计在於晨。
An old physician, and a young lawyer.医生年老的好，律师年轻的俏。
An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity;a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.乐观的人在灾难中看到希望；悲观的人在希望中看到灾难。
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.预防胜於治疗。
Answer a fool according to his folly.以其人之道，还治其人之身。
A penny saved is a penny earned.省钱就是赚钱。
Apparel makes the man.马靠鞍装，人靠衣装。
Appearances are deceitful.人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。
A road of a thousand miles begins with one step.千里之行始於足下。
A rolling stone gathers no moss.滚石不生苔，转业不聚财。
As a man sows, so he shall reap.种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。
A secret between more than two is no secret.两人以上知道的秘密就不算秘密。
A servant is known by his master's absence.主人不在可以看出仆人的品行来。
A silent tongue and true heart are the most admirable things on earth.缄默的嘴，真诚的心，是世界上最令人赞美的东西。A single spark can start a prairie fire.星星之火，可以燎原。
A smart coat is a good letter of introduction.人要衣装，佛要金装。
A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.平静的海洋练不出熟练的水手。
A sow, when washed;returns to the muck.江山易改，本性难移。
As the old cock crows, so doth the young.有其父必有其子。
As the touchstone tries gold, so gold tries man.试金石可以试金，正如黄金可以试人。
As the tree falls, so shall it lie.自作自受。
As they sow, so let them reap.种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。
A still tongue makes a wise head.智者寡言。
A stitch in time saves nine.小洞不补，大洞吃苦。
A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe.身正不怕影子斜。
A straw shows which way the wind blows.一叶便知秋。
A stumble may prevent a fall.小惩大诫。
As you make your bed so you must lie on it.自食其果。
As you sow you shall mow.种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。
A tall tree catches the wind.树大招风。
A tree is known by its fruit.观其行而知其人。
A true friend is known in the day of adversity.疾风知劲草，患难知友情。
Avarice blinds our eyes.财迷心窍。
Avarice increases with wealth.越富越贪。
A wanderer who is determined to reach his destination does not fear the rain.决心赶到目的地，浪汉何惧雨来淋。A watched pot is long in boiling.心急水不沸。
A wilful man will have his way.有志者是竟成。
A word spoken is an arrow let fly.一言既出，驷马难追。
A word spoken is past recalling.一言既出，驷马难追。
Bad workmen often blame their tools.拙匠常怪工具差。
Beauty is but skin-deep.红颜易变。
Beauty is in the eye of the gazer.情人眼里出西施。
Beauty lies in lover's eyes.情人眼里出西施。
Bees that have honey in their mouths have stings in their tails.口蜜腹剑。
Before gold, even kings take off their hats.有钱能使鬼推磨。
Beggars cannot be choosers.饥不择食。
Beggars must be no choosers.饥不择食。
Behind bad luck comes good luck.塞翁失马，焉知非福。
Be honest rather clever.诚实比聪明更要紧。
Being on sea, sail;being on land, settle.随遇而安。
Be just to all, but trust not all.要公正对待所有的人，但不要轻信所有的人。
Believe not all that you see nor half what you hear.眼见的不能全信，耳闻的也不能半信。
Be slow to promise and quick to perform.不轻诺，诺必果。
Be swift to hear, slow to speak.多听少说。
Better an empty purse than an empty head.宁可钱袋瘪，不要脑袋空。
Better an open enemy than a false friend.明枪易躲，暗箭难防。Better good neighbours near than relations far away.远亲不如近邻。
Between the cup and the lip a morsel may slip.功亏一篑。
Between two stools one falls to the ground.脚踏两头要落空。
Beware beginnings.慎始为上。
Big mouthfuls ofter choke.贪多嚼不烂。
Bind the sack before it be full.做事应适可而止。
Birds of a feather flock together.物以类聚，人以群分。
Birth is much, but breeding is more.出身固然重要，教养更且重要。
Bite off more than one can chew.贪多咽不下。
Bite the hand that feeds one.恩将仇报。
Bitter pills may have wholesome effects.良药苦口利於病。
Blind men can judge no colours.不宜问道於盲。
Blood is thicker than water.血浓於水。
Bread is the staff of life.民以食为天。
Brevity is the soul of wit.言以简洁为贵。
Bring up a raven and he'll pick out your eyes.养虎贻患。
Burn not your house to rid it of the mouse.投鼠忌器。
Burnt child dreads the fire.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。
Business before pleasure.事业在先，享乐在后。
Business is business.公事公办。
By doing we learn.经一事，长一智。By falling we learn to go safely.吃一堑，长一智。
By other's faults, wise men correct their own.他山之石，可以攻玉。
By reading we enrich the mind;by conversation we polish it.读书可以使我门的思想充实，谈话使其更臻完美。
第四篇：英语名言,带中文翻译
畏惧错误就是毁灭进步！遮掩错误就是躲避真理——周恩来
· The good seaman is known in bad weather.· 惊涛骇浪，方显英雄本色。
Do not , for one repulse , give upthe purpose that you resolved to effect.(William Shakespeare , British dramatist)
不要只因一次失败，就放弃你原来决心想达到的目的。(英国剧作家 莎士比亚.W.)If you doubt yourself , then indeed you stand on shaky11 ground.（Ibsen , Norwegian dramatist)
如果你怀疑自己，那么你的立足点确实不稳固了。(挪威剧作家 易卜生)
The important thing in life is to have a great aim , and the determination to attain it.(Johan Wolfgang von Goethe , German Poet and dramatist)
人生重要的事情就是确定一个伟大的目标，并决心实现它。(德国诗人、戏剧家 歌德.J.M.)
Genius only means hard-working all one's life.(Mendeleyer , Russian Chemist)
天才只意味着终身不懈的努力。(俄国化学家 门捷列耶夫)
If you wish to succeed , you should use persistence as your good friend , experience as your reference , prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry.(Thomas Edison , American inventor)
如果你希望成功，当以恒心为良友、以经验为参谋、以谨慎为兄弟、以希望为哨兵。(美国发明家 爱迪生.T.)
Weep no more , no sigh , nor groan.Sorrow calls no time that's gone.(John Fletcher , British dramatist)
别哭泣，别叹息，别呻吟；悲伤唤不回流逝的时光。(英国剧作家 弗莱沏.J.)
Histories make men wise;poems witty;the mathematics subtle;natural philosophy deep;moral grave;logic and rhetoric able to contend.(Francis Bacon , British philosopher)
历史使人明智；诗词使人灵秀；数学使人周密；自然哲学使人深刻；伦理使人庄重；逻辑修辞学使人善辨。(英国哲学家 培根.F.)
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第五篇：保护野生动物英语作文带中文翻译
保护野生动物英语作文带中文翻译： Save the Wild Animals 为了保护生态资源，人们应当意识到任何物种的缺失，至少意味着知识资源和自然美的缺失。因此，应采取以下措施：制订污染标准以降低有毒物质；严禁杀害某些稀有物种；应建立国家公园作为野生动植物保护区。
Many wild animals are facing the danger of extinction, because the environment that they are living in has changed greatly.For example, with the developmet of cities, the using of insecticide and serious pollution, their living areas have become narrowcr and narrower.Many of the wild animals, now are confronted with food crisis.At the same time, man is killing off species just for getting their fur, skin, horns, teeth and meat.In order to protect our resources of ecology, people should realize that the loss of any species is at least the loss of source of knowledge and a source of natural beauty.There fore, measures of the following should be taken: pollution standards are made to keepdown poisons;killing off certain rare species is prohibited;national parks should be set up as wild life, reserves.Only if we human beings take some drastic measures can wild animals be preserved
Save the Wild Animals 中文翻译：保护野生动物
许多野生动物正面临绝种的危险，因为它们生活的环境发生了极大的变化。譬 如，随着城市的发展，杀虫剂的使用和严重的污染，野生动物的生活区域变得越来越狭小。许多野生动物目前正面临着食物方面的危机。同时，为了获取野生动物的毛、皮、角、牙齿和肉，人类正在屠杀野生动物。
为了保护生态资源，人们应当意识到任何物种的缺失，至少意味着知识资源和自然美的缺失。因此，应采取以下措施：制订污染标准以降低有毒物质；严禁杀害某些稀有物种；应建立国家公园作为野生动植物保护区。
我们只有采取一些有力措施，才能保护野生动物。
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