爱情物语美文(中英文)

第一篇：爱情物语美文(中英文)

1、如果两颗心彼此忠诚于对方，距离将不是问题。

Distance doesn't matter if two hearts are loyal to each other.2、如果你将真的爱上某人，那么就用你拥有的一切去爱他。

If you're going to truly love someone, then love them with everything you have.3、别让已经过去的关系毁了未来的快乐。

Don't let past relationships ruin your future happiness.4、那些曾经的拥抱是你不想让它流逝的。Those hugs where you just don't want to let go.5、生命中遇见的所有人都可能给你带来伤痛，你需要想清楚哪些痛苦是值得承受的。

Everyone in life is gonna hurt you, you just have to figure out which people are worth the pain.6、你永远是我要的一切。Your forever is all that I need.7、一旦我得到你了，就没有打算失去你。Once I get you, I don't plan on losing you.8、我们的漫谈对我来说也意味着很多。Our pointless conversations mean a lot to me.9、作为某人的初恋是非常棒的，但是，作为某人的＂终恋＂则更棒。

Being someone's FIRST LOVE' is great？ but being someone's LAST LOVE' is even better.10、拥抱着爱人带来的那种感觉是你不愿意让它流逝的。

That feeling you get when you hug someone and you just don't wanna let go.11、关系能维持多久取决于双方的意愿

A relationship will only go as far as you both want it to.12、仅当在意，人们才会嫉妒。

People only get jealous because they care.13、人们惯于把＂爱＂与＂欲＂混淆起来。People tend to confuse “Love” with Lust.14、走到终点，爱是唯一值得的，它比死亡更强大。

In the end...love is the only thing that counts.It's stronger than death.15、我之所愿：夜晚入睡，每天醒来，呼吸时就能感到你真正属于我。

I want to go to sleep at night, wake up every day, and breathe knowing you are truly mine.16、我依旧记得第一次跟你交谈时的感觉。

I still remember the feeling I felt when I first started talking to you.17、每天早上我都期盼着回家去睡觉。

every morning，I look forward to coming home and sleeping.18、单子上所列的两样明显是不可能同时拥有的：

1、一个贴心的男友；

2、一个披萨

list of things you apparently can’t have at the same time.1.a nice body.2.pizza.19、我希望提升境界，解决问题，并且从生活中找到乐趣。

I want to refresh my mind, clear all my problems and just have fun with life.20、过度思虑会毁了你，毁了你的四周，把事情搅做一团，让你焦虑，让所有事情变得比原本更糟。

Over thinking ruins you.Ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry and just makes everything much worse than it actually is.21、不管睡多久我始终觉得好累。

no matter how much I sleep，I am still always so tired.22、当女人告诉你她的麻烦事，这并不意味着她是个爱抱怨的人，这意味着她信任你。

When a woman tells you about her problems, that doesn't mean she's complaining.It just means she trusts you.23、有时，我想坐在户外，与某人彻夜倾谈。

Sometimes, I just want to sit outside with someone and talk all night.24、当你需要时，我总会出现在你身边，希望你也一样。

I'll always be there when you need me and I hope you'll do the same.25、我希望在倾诉自己的真实感受后会感觉好一些。I wish I was better at telling people how I really feel.26、当感觉生活并不快乐时，总是应该去想想，会有某个人因你的存在而快乐。When you think you're not happy with your life, always think that someone is happy simply because you exist.27、维系各种关系主要靠的是信任。Trust is the main need in every relationship.28、你爱我是因为我这个人，因此别指望我有什么改变。You love me for me and don't expect me to change anything.29、当女孩知道，你在任何时候、任何人面前都把她视为你的一切时，她是最开心的。

A girl is happiest when she knows that you make her your everything.In front of everyone, every time.30、有时，你最不期待的人却成为你最需要的人。

Sometimes, the person you least expected becomes the one person you need the most.31、如果一个女生承认她喜欢你，你应该明白，这已经耗尽了她所有的力气，别把她的表白当成是理所当然。

If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has.Don't take her for granted!

32、简爱书(@jianaishu168)所有的男生都应该学马里奥兄弟，无论他们的女神离得有多远，他们都应追随其后。

All guys should learn from Mario Bros.No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.33、有时你会感觉，正在听的那首歌的歌词就是为你而作。

Sometimes it feels like the lyrics to a song you're listening to, were written just for you.34、每一刻都有撞见生命中的爱的机遇，抓住它还是让它溜走取决于你。Every moment is a chance to meet the love of your life, take it or ignore it.35、除非完全信任，你不可能彻底投入地去爱某一个人。

You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely.36、人们在改变，事情弄糟了，但是生活得继续。

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.37、有时，被伤害是为了成长，失去是为了获得；有时，最有深刻的教训来自于痛苦。

Sometimes, we need to be hurt in order to grow.We must lose in order to gain.Sometimes, some lessons are learned best through pain.38、我是敏感的人，一点小事也让我琢磨半天，我太过在乎了。I'm sensitive, I over think every little thing, and I care way too much.39、当男生具有保护欲时真是超可爱。

I think it's super adorable when guys get protective.40、尽管说我落伍好了，但是当某人给你写来情书，那依旧是件美妙的事情。Call me old fashioned, but I still thinks it's cute when someone writes you a love letter.41、我想连睡两年，醒来时学位、房子、银子全都有了。

I want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.42、如果婚礼上丈夫看到我却没有流泪，我会＂轻轻地＂踢他小腿，直到他流下泪来。

If my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear.43、你是数学狂吗？我就是弄不明白你。Are you math cause I just can’t understand you.44、希望我的学校象电影里演的那样精彩。I want my school to be like in the movies.45、今早好冷，我需要什么来温暖一下，比如一个可爱的男生。I’m so cold this morning i need something to warm me up like a cute boy.46、如果他真是你的，他是不会离开的。If he's the right guy, he won't leave.47、每个女孩都应该有一个天天守着她，却又象初次相逢那样望着她的男孩。Every girl deserves a guy who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.48、爱不是基于感官，而是缘于心的跳动。

Love doesn't depend on sight or sound, just heart beats.49、当感觉快被遗忘时，却又收到那人的短信。

Getting a text from that special someone right when you've felt like they forgot about you.50、在没有努力挽留之前，你不能以转身走开的方式责备某人。

You can't blame someone for walking away if you didn't do anything to make them stay.51、从你口里听到＂爱＂这个字之前，它仅仅是个字。Love was just a word till I heard it from you.52、你优秀得难以置信，我无法把眼睛从你身上移开。You're too good to be true.I can't take my eyes off you.53、我希望你牵挂我，就像我牵挂你一样。I want you to miss me, like I'm missing you.54、你带走了我的呼吸。

You take the breath right out of me.55、天冷是相互依偎的最好借口。

Cold weather is the perfect excuse for cuddling.56、我希望你有同感。I wish you felt the same way.57、一旦你对某人有了真感觉，那种感觉始终会存在。也许你不再爱他，但你仍然在意。

Once you have true feelings for someone, it will always be there.You may not like them anymore, but you still care.58、最佳的关系是你可以同时具有爱人和挚友两种身份。

The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.59、不是我选择了你，是心选择了你。I didn't choose you, my heart did.60、你确实是我唯一在意的人。

You're all I honestly think about, no one else.61、初逢时我确实不知道你对我如此的重要。

When we first met I honestly had no idea you would be so important to me.62、我的心会往下沉，当我想到你跟其他某人在一起。

My stomach drops when I think about you being with somebody else.63、因为你，大多数时候我甚至不知道自己在笑。

Because of you, half the time I don't even know I'm smiling.64、我不能承诺你会爱上我，但可以承诺不会浪费你的光阴。

I can't promise that you'll fall in love with me, but I can promise you that its not going to be a waste of your time.65、不明白小孩子为什么会在饭店里大哭？小宝贝，有那么多好吃的东西围绕着你哦。

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants, why u cry in there’s food around u.66、做个善意而谦和的人，这使事情在大多数时候更加容易完成。Be nice.It makes things so much easier most of the time.67、在＂懒惰＂和＂我就是不想做那些破事＂之间还是有区别的。

There’s a difference between “lazy” and “I don’t want to fucking do that shit”.68、是所有东西都很贵还是我比较穷...Is everything expensive or am I just poor.69、你说过永不改变，但后来却成为你永远不想做的那类人。

You said you'd never change.But then you became who you said you'd never become.70、当相互间可以无话不谈、没有秘密没有谎言时，就可以算得上真正可靠的关系了。

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything.No secrets and no lies.71、当我悲伤，请别问为什么。抱着我就好。

When I'm sad, please don't ask me what's wrong.Just hug me.72、身，神，心情，俱疲惫。

Physically, mentally, emotionally tired.73、感觉让我困惑。My feelings confuse me.74、上帝不会总是把你从困境中拉出来，但他会给予你度过困境的力量。

God may not always get you out of a situation, but he will give you the strength to get through it.75、某天你将成为某人的一切，耐心。

Someday you'll be everything to someone, just be patient.76、和你在一起让我感觉到体验生命的愉悦不再是艰难。这确实发生了。

Being with you makes me feel like for once in my life I don't have to try so hard to be happy.It can just happen.77、沉默是一个女生最痛苦的嚎啕。Silence is a girl's loudest cry.78、别为那些不关心你的人费神。

Don't worry about someone who doesn't worry about you.79、如果他们不欣赏你，说明他们也配不上你。If they don't appreciate you, they don't deserve you.80、你想知道谁最令人惊喜、笑容最可爱吗？回头去看第一个字。

You wanna know who's amazing & has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again.81、我想要的一切就是为我爱的人所爱。All I want is to be loved with someone I love.82、有时你真正需要的人并非你想要的那个人。

Sometimes, the person you really need is the one you didn't think you wanted.83、人在改变，热情退却，心在前行。

People change, feelings fade, and hearts move on.84、千万别放弃你真心想要获得的东西，等待是让人难受的，但最糟糕的是因为没有坚持而后悔。

Never give up on something you really want.It's difficult to wait, but worse to regret.85、我要你让我感觉：我是你的唯一。

I want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world.86、每次凝望你的双眼，就好像世界只有你和我，我忍不住会笑，尽管我还有些恼你。

Every time I look into your eyes, it's like its just you and me and I can't help myself to smile even if I am upset at you.87、最美好的记忆是那种让你欲说还休的记忆。

The best memories are the ones that you try to explain, but in the end you just say you had to be there.88、现实生活让我感觉身处梦境。Living life like I'm in a dream.89、如果两个人决意在一起，最终会找到归家的路。

If two people are meant to be together, eventually they'll find their way back.90、我们需要一个通用的手势来表示＂爸妈都不知道咱俩的事哦＂ We need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”.91、深吻，疯玩，很快的谅解，抓住机会，付出一切，无怨无悔。生命如此的短暂以至于无可名状？尽情欢乐吧。

Kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything and have no regrets.Life's too short to be anything? But happy.92、他接受我、爱我就为了我这个人，无它。He accepts me for me and he loves me for who I am.93、如果你跟其他哪个人保持说不清道不明的关系，就别说我是你的谁。Don't call me yours if you're flirting with someone else.94、如果你好些天都不跟我说句话，那显然我对你已经不再重要了。

If you can go days without talking to me, I'm obviously not that important to you.95、当别人把你过去的糗事扔你脸上，那简直糟糕透了，谨慎。It's fucked up when people throw things from your past in your face.96、我讨厌被难过的记忆毁掉一首好歌。

I hate when good songs are ruined by bad memories.97、当你看我一边发短信一边傻乐时，99%的可能性是在笑我自己发的那条短信，其实我也是跟潮流瞎嗨皮的那类人。

if you see me laughing while texting，there’s a 99.9% chance I’m laughing at a text message I sent, because I’m equal parts vain and hilarious.98、有些歌曲传递的情绪是你难以言表的。Those songs that express the feelings you can't say.99、父母往往比你更早觉察到你身边的损友。Parents notice your fake friends before you do.100、我喜欢那种自己讲笑话却把自己笑到讲不下去了的人。

People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke bc they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.101、真爱是这样一种关系：接受过去的你，支持现在的你，爱你，并激励着你的未来。

A true relationship is having someone who accepts your past, supports your present, loves you and encourages your future.102、我只是想得到真心待我的人。I just want someone to be real with me.103、爱是坚持，即使是在你感觉要放手的时候。

Love is about holding on, even when you feel like letting go.104、我不想去爱根本就没有机会在一起的人。I hate liking someone I don't have a chance with.105、你不可能与已经疯狂爱上的人保持所谓＂普通朋友＂关系。You can't be “just friends” with someone you're madly in love with.106、我们往往是熬到周五，当周末来了却没啥事可做。We wait all week for Friday and then do nothing when it comes.107、如果你的目光游离，无所着落，那就发会儿呆吧。

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while.108、没有比拥有一个恋人加挚友的人更美妙的事了。

Nothing Is Better Than having someone as your lover and your best friend.109、如果你喜欢谁，就请你告诉她／他，忘掉那些荒唐的规则和恐惧。

If you love someone, tell him or her.Forget about the rules or the fear of looking ridiculous.110、在你的心里初恋总是占有特殊的位置。

Your first love will always have a special place in your heart.111、我曾祈祷你和我走到最后。

I was praying that you and me might end up together.112、我不想在错误的时间碰到有缘人。Right person, wrong time.I hate that.113、我讨厌去打开一条明知会让自己难受的短信。

I hate opening a text that I know is going to make my heart drop.114、如果伤痛依旧，说明你仍然在意。If it still hurts, you still care.115、第一个吻发生在长时间分别之后。That first kiss after spending a long time apart.116、被欣赏是好事，被爱更好。

It’s nice being appreciated.It’s even better being loved.117、只要想到你我就会笑。

Just thinking about you, makes me smile.118、某一天，我将会是你的女孩儿。Someday, I will be your girl.

第二篇：爱情物语英文

爱情物语

Where there is great love, there are always miracles.哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹。

Love is like a butterfly.It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。

Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.有了你，我迷失了自我。失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。Look into my eyes-you will see what you mean to me.看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。

Distance makes the hearts grow fonder.距离使两颗心靠得更近。

I need him like I need the air to breathe.我需要他，正如我需要呼吸空气。

If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。Love is a vine that grows into our hearts.爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。If I know what love is, it is because of you.因为你，我懂得了爱。Love is the greatest refreshment in life.爱情是生活最好的提神剂。Love never dies.爱情永不死。

The darkness is no darkness with thee.有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。

We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了。There is no remedy for love but to love more.治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。When love is not madness, it is not love.如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。A heart that loves is always young.有爱的心永远年轻 Love is blind.爱情是盲目的。

Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases.爱情就像月亮，不增则减。The soul cannot live without love.灵魂不能没有爱而存在。Brief is life, but love is long.生命虽短，爱却绵长。

Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.在爱人眼里，一千里的旅程不过一里。

Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak 爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。Take away love, and our earth is a tomb.没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。My heart is with you.我的爱与你同在。

I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet!尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想！I'll think of you every step of the way.我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。

Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候。

Passionate love is a quenchless thirst.热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。

One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.That word is love.有一个词可以让我们摆脱生活中所有的负担和痛苦，那就是“爱情”。

Every day without you is like a book without pages.没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of.爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出。Love is a light that never dims.爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。

May your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight.愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽，展翅高飞。She who has never loved, has never lived.人活着总要爱一回。Life is the flower for which love is the honey.生命如花，爱情是蜜。

No words are necessary between two loving hearts.两颗相爱的心之间不需要言语。

Precious things are very few in this world.That is the reason there is just one you.在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有，所以这世上只有一个你。

You make my heart smile.我的心因你而笑。

The road to a lover's house is never long.通往爱人家里的路总不会漫长。

Why do the good girls, always want the bad boys? 为何好女孩总喜欢坏男孩？

Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning.和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。It is never too late to fall in love.爱永远不会嫌晚。

To the world you may be just one person.To the person you may be the world.对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。

Where there is love, there are always wishes.哪里有爱，哪里就有希望。

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.你不会因为美丽去爱一个女人，但她却会因为你的爱而变得美丽。

Love is something eternal;the aspect may change, but not the essence.爱是永恒的，外表可能改变，但本质永远不变。

Love is not a matter of counting the days.It's making the days count.爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。

With the wonder of your love, the sun above always shines.拥有你美丽的爱情，太阳就永远明媚。Love is a fabric that nature wove and fantasy embroidered.爱情是一方织巾，用自然编织，用幻想点缀。

First love is unforgettable all one's life.初恋是永生难忘的。

In the very smallest cot there is room enough for a loving pair.哪怕是最小的茅舍，对一对恋人来说都有足够的空间。

Love without end hath no end.情绵绵，爱无边。

Love's tongue is in the eyes.爱情的话语全在双眼之中。

In love folly is always sweet.恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。There is no hiding from lover's eyes.什么也瞒不过恋人的眼睛

The only present love demands is love.爱所祈求的唯一礼物就是爱。

The heart that once truly loves never forgets.真挚恋爱过的心永不忘却。Love warms more than a thousand fires.爱情的炽热胜过千万团的火。

Your smiling at me is my daily dose of magic.你嫣然的微笑是我每日享受到的魅力。Your kiss still burns on my lips, everyday of mine is so beautiful.你的吻还在我的唇上发烫，从此我的日子变得如此美丽。

Love understands love;it needs no talk.相爱的心息息相通，无需用言语倾诉。

Love me little and love me long.不求情意绵绵，但求天长地久。

First impression of you is most lasting.对你最初的印象，久久难以忘怀。

When the words “I love you” were said by you for the first time, my world blossoms.第一次听到你对我说“我爱你”，我的世界一瞬间鲜花绽开。

Tell me you are mine.I'll be yours through all the years, till the end of time.请告诉我你是我的。岁岁年年，我都属于你，永远永远。

Love is a fire which burns unseen.爱情是无形燃烧的火焰。

I feel happy at times we have had angry words but these have been kissed away.我们生气争执时，爱的双唇把它们吻得无影无踪，我的心也顿觉甜蜜。

You cannot appreciate happiness unless you have known sadness too.不知道什么是忧伤，就不会真正感激幸福。

But if the while I think on thee, dear friend, all losses are restored, and sorrows end.只要我一想起你，亲爱的人，所有的失落和遗憾烟消云散。

When the words “I love you” were said by you for the first time, my world blossoms.第一次听到你对我说“我爱你”，我的世界一瞬间鲜花绽开。

I love you not for whom you are, but who I am when I'm by your side.我爱你并不是因为你是谁，而是因为我在你身边的时候我是谁。

No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won't make you cry.没有人值得你流泪，值得你流泪的人是不会让你哭的。

Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being.只因为某人不如你所愿爱你，并不意味着你不被别人所爱。A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart.一个真正的朋友会握着你的手，触动你的心。

The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her.错过一个人最可怕的方式就是：坐在他/她的身旁，你却知道永远都不会拥有他/她。

Never stop smiling, not even when you're sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.永远都不要停止微笑，即使是在你难过的时候，说不定有人会因为你的笑容而爱上你。

You may only be a person in this world, but for someone, you're the world.你可能只是这个世界上的一个人，但对于某人来说，你就是全世界。

Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you.不要把时间花在一个不在乎与你一起分享的人身上。

Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong jpeople before you meet the right one, so when this happens, you'll be thankful.也许上帝让你在遇见那个合适的人之前遇见很多错误的人，所以，当这一切发生的时候，你应该心存感激。

Don't cry because it came to an end.Smile because it happened.不要因为它的结束而哭，应当为它的发生而笑。

第三篇：美文：爱情俏皮箴言 中英文

【趣味英语】Funny Love Quotes 爱情俏皮箴言

收集了一些funny love quotes，有些很搞笑（funny），但有些也很 有哲理（philosophic）。闲时读读，换换情绪，咧嘴一笑。语录采用比拟、比喻、对比、排比等修辞手法，细研之，趣味盎然。

1.Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.看一眼爱上一个人是可能的，不过还得仔细看上第二眼。

2.It’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.有过爱并失去了比从未爱过要好。

3.Love can never give too much, but those of us who love can give in too

much.--Alfred Stuart

爱情不会给予太多，但陷入爱河的人会付出太多太多。——阿弗雷德·斯图亚特

4.Love never dies a natural death.It dies because we don’t know how to replenish

its source.爱不会凭空消逝，它逝去是因为我们不懂得如何为它补充燃料。

5.Sometimes the hottest love has the coldest ending.有时候最炽热的爱，结局却是最冷冷的。

6.Marriage may be about love, but divorce is a business.结婚也许因为是爱，而离婚则是一笔买卖。

7.Marriage isn't a word;it's a sentence.婚姻不是一个词语；它是一种判决。（双关语：sentence 句子；判决）

8.To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.—Arthur Schopenhauer 结婚就是将你的权利减半，将你的职责加倍。——阿瑟·叔本华

9.Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends in a teardrop.爱情以微笑开始，在亲吻中成长，而逝于泪水。

10.Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.爱之火是唯一不能投保的火险险种。

11.Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.--Bette Davis

爱情之悦只存片刻，爱情之痛终身永存。—贝蒂·戴维斯

12.Don’t try to understand a girl completely.If you do, then either you will go

mad or you will start loving her.别指望自己能完全了解一个姑娘。万一真做到了，那么后果只有两个：要么你疯了，要么

你会开始爱她了。

12.A cat does not want all the world to love her — only those she has chosen to love.－Helen Thomson

一只猫猫不会要全世界都爱她 ——只要那些她爱的对象，也能给予她爱。

——海伦·汤姆森

13.Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.爱情或许是盲目的，但给婚肯定能让人睁开眼。

14.Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.－Ambrose Bierce 爱情是短暂的精神失常；结婚能治好这毛病。——安布罗斯·皮尔斯

15.The single comprehend, be in love is an error, break up is awakening, get married is mistake, divorce is disillusion, re-marry is bigotry, have no lovers is a discard, lover many is an animal.单身是领悟，恋爱是失误，分手是觉悟，结婚是错误，离婚是醒悟，再婚是执迷不悟，没有 情人是废物，情人多了是动物。

16.Do you love me because I'm beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me？

是因为我漂亮你才爱我，还是因为你爱我我才漂亮。

17.A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.—Mignon McLaughlin

成功的婚姻需要多次坠入情网，但要始终钟情于同一人。——安德鲁·麦克劳克林

18.Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of “Ring” –--engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring and endu-ring.婚姻需要男人购买4种 “ring” —— 订婚ring，结婚ring，suffe-ring(苦难)和endu-ring(忍耐)。

19.Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.爱情是一场长长甜甜的梦，而婚姻是闹钟。

20.After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面；他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却仍然待 在一起。

21.It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really

have to know each other to get divorced.这并非罕见：稍微相识一些就可能结婚，但夫妇还真得互相了解才会离婚。

22.Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.爱情是理想的事情，婚姻是现实的事情。

23.First Guy(proudly): “My wife's an angel!”

Second Guy(enviously)“You're lucky, mine's still alive.”

一个男人骄傲地说：―我老婆是天使‖。

另一个男人羡慕地说：―你真走运，我的那个还活着。‖

24.Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.—Socrates

婚姻是这样一所学校：男人会失去学士学位，而女人会获得硕士学位。——苏格拉底

（双关语：bachelor单身汉；学士 master 征服者；硕士）

第四篇：情人节巧克力爱情物语

薄荷巧克力

代表你对情人：你觉得情人深懂生活情趣，而且潇洒不羁，是你梦寐以求难得遇上的最佳情人，但老是觉得情人会对你做出不忠的事，少了一份安全感，美中不足。代表情人对你：你在情人心目中是前卫、愿意接受新事物的新人类，在情人心里占据了重要位置，但情人觉得你太贪玩和未定性，不大放心得下，所以一步一步追踪。

酒心巧克

力

代表你对情人：情人是情场高手，美得像醇酒，完全俘虏了你，对方说一，你不敢说二，经常在情人的呼之则来挥之即去的对待下生活，令你少了一份自尊，应该考虑逃出魔掌。

代表情人对你：知道你喜欢挑战和刺激，勇于尝试，但对情人有点冷，使情人坐立难安，很希望大家的感情能够尽快明朗化。但可以肯定你在关系上占了上风，大可放心。

黑苦巧克力

代表你对情人：你主观觉得情人可以刻苦耐劳，是可以依靠的伴侣，而且情人个性强，独立有主见，这些都是你希望可以从对方身上学习的优点。你会很珍惜这个情人。

代表情人对你：认为你很神秘，深不可测，幻想你的过去背负一大堆情债，很希望自己可以做拯救你的那一位。基本上对方很痴恋你，只是做人优柔寡断，不懂把握时机。

牛奶巧克力

代表你对情人：感觉情人很纯真，很乖巧，虽然很珍惜对方，但觉得对方像未戒奶似的，少了一份征服的满足感。这段情少了一份反动的张力，随时有被甩掉的危机，要好自为之。

代表情人对你：情人觉得你皮肤幼滑，头发有光泽，是可爱的小公主小王子，对方很想保护你，是你触动动了对方伟大的父爱母爱，你可以随时随地的撒娇，但小心变成白痴儿。

果仁巧克力

代表你对情人：跟情人相处虽然没有激情，但多了一份细水长流的感觉，就算在相处之初，也有这份感觉，觉得对方是你寻寻觅觅中最佳候选人，惟独认为情人太过循规蹈矩。

代表情人对你：情人对你一心一意，很想随时随地侍奉你左右，对方会在你平凡之中显出不平凡，使你着了魔似的，情人有点傻气，使你少了一份戒心，但小心对方会做出一反常态的怪诞行为。

白巧克力

代表你对情人：你认为情人没有主见，是缺点也是优点，好处是做什么永远都有人附和，你多了一只好使好用的奴隶兽，但会担心这种二人如一人的生活，少了一起成长的经验。

代表情人对你：情人爱你的脱俗，不食人间烟火，但相处过后反之害怕你的过分洁癖，正在想办法离开你，但想起你的柔情却又不舍得，现在正处于进退两难之间，一切听天由命吧

第五篇：七夕情人节巧克力爱情物语

七夕情人节首选礼物当然是巧克力和鲜花。除了不同的鲜花有不同的含义，巧克力也一样“语重心长”。收到什么“品种”的巧克力，可以反映出你在情人心目中的价值，这是潜意识的反射表现；相反你送什么种类的巧克力给情人，便可以知道情人对你有多重要，以及你希望情人有什么改善。

薄荷巧克力

代表你对情人：你觉得情人深懂生活情趣，而且潇洒不羁，是你梦寐以求难得遇上的最佳情人，但老是觉得情人会对你做出不忠的事，少了一份安全感，美中不足。

代表情人对你：你在情人心目中是前卫、愿意接受新事物的新人类，在情人心里占据了重要位置，但情人觉得你太贪玩和未定性，不大放心得下，所以一步一步追踪。

酒心巧克力

代表你对情人：情人是情场高手，美得像醇酒，完全俘虏了你，对方说一，你不敢说二，经常在情人的呼之则来挥之即去的对待下生活，令你少了一份自尊，应该考虑逃出魔掌。

代表情人对你：知道你喜欢挑战和刺激，勇于尝试，但对情人有点冷，使情人坐立难安，很希望大家的感情能够尽快明朗化。但可以肯定你在关系上占了上风，大可放心。

黑苦巧克力

代表你对情人：你主观觉得情人可以刻苦耐劳，是可以依靠的伴侣，而且情人个性强，独立有主见，这些都是你希望可以从对方身上学习的优点。你会很珍惜这个情人。

代表情人对你：认为你很神秘，深不可测，幻想你的过去背负一大堆情债，很希望自己可以做拯救你的那一位。基本上对方很痴恋你，只是做人优柔寡断，不懂把握时机。

牛奶巧克力

代表你对情人：感觉情人很纯真，很乖巧，虽然很珍惜对方，但觉得对方像未戒奶似的，少了一份征服的满足感。这段情少了一份反动的张力，随时有被甩掉的危机，要好自为之。

代表情人对你：情人觉得你皮肤幼滑，头发有光泽，是可爱的小公主小王子，对方很想保护你，是你触动动了对方伟大的父爱母爱，你可以随时随地的撒娇，但小心变成白痴儿。

果仁巧克力

代表你对情人：跟情人相处虽然没有激情，但多了一份细水长流的感觉，就算在相处之初，也有这份感觉，觉得对方是你寻寻觅觅中最佳候选人，惟独认为情人太过循规蹈矩。

代表情人对你：情人对你一心一意，很想随时随地侍奉你左右，对方会在你平凡之中显出不平凡，使你着了魔似的，情人有点傻气，使你少了一份戒心，但小心对方会做出一反常态的怪诞行为。

白巧克力

代表你对情人：你认为情人没有主见，是缺点也是优点，好处是做什么永远都有人附和，你多了一只好使好用的奴隶兽，但会担心这种二人如一人的生活，少了一起成长的经验。

代表情人对你：情人爱你的脱俗，不食人间烟火，但相处过后反之害怕你的过分洁癖，正在想办法离开你，但想起你的柔情却又不舍得，现在正处于进退两难之间，一切听天由命吧