圣诞节英语话剧剧本

第一篇：圣诞节英语话剧剧本

圣诞节英语话剧剧本：LOVE AT CHRISMAS EVE爱在平安夜 地点：圣诞老人住所前 人物：三头驯鹿，即

林登（Linden），大胆不羁，敢于带头，天性狡猾。

斯科特（Scott），墙头草，常与林登站在统一战线上，一起排斥贝克。贝克（Baker），善良，常常看不惯林登的所作所为。特点是长得胖。场景：圣诞老人住所前

道具：房子，一块写着“For Sale”的牌子。ACT ONE第一幕

Voiceover: As the financial crisis is sweeping across the world, The Santa Claus who used to be rich became so pool recently.For him, it’s doubt how to celebrate the Christmas Eve tonight.Look, his three reindeers are walking in front of the house.Let’s listen to what they will say.旁白：随着金融危机席卷全球，向来出手阔绰的圣诞老人也变得窘迫起来了。今年的平安夜将如何度过，这对于圣诞老人来说，无疑是一个伤脑筋的问题。看，他那三头驯鹿正在家门口散步呢，让我们来听听它们会透露些什么。

Linden: I hope to eat turkey!Scott: Oh, darling, tonight is Christmas Eve, not Thanksgiving Day.We’re stars tonight!Linden: Star? No, no, tonight the stars are those kids and that guy-----the boss.You know, we haven’t touched meat since last Thanksgiving Day.Now, everyday eats potato, and potato and potato, I hate potato!Now anything is turkey in my eyes.You, and you, are all turkeys.Oh, my turkey.Baker: You're crazy!Linden: I can't bear it any more, so, I plan my job hopping.Baker: You? Job hopping? Serve Obama, I believe he has never eaten a reindeer.Linden: Shut up!You fatty!Scott: Linden is right.Boss owes us so much salary, moreover, I have a big family to support.I think we should take a measure by now.We need to get a life, a classy life.Baker: But it’s due to the financial crisis.Linden: Stop!Scott: Sh~ boss is coming.林登：我想吃火鸡！

斯科特：噢，亲爱的，今天是平安夜，不是感恩节，今天我们是主角！

林登：不，不，今天的主角是那些孩子——还有老板（圣诞老人）那家伙。你要知道，自从去年感恩节，我们就一直没有吃过肉。现在每天都是薯条，除了薯条还是薯条，我讨厌薯条。现在我的眼里全是火鸡。（指着斯科特）你，（指着贝克）还有你，全是火鸡。（说完，上前一把抓住贝克的手臂咬了一口）噢，我的火鸡。贝克：（一把推开林登）你疯了！

林登：我受够了，所以，我决定跳槽。（说完从背后取出一块牌子，上面写着“For Sale”）贝克：你跳槽？到奥巴马那吧，我相信他从未尝过鹿肉。林登：住嘴，你这死胖子。

斯科特：（冷静地分析了一下）林登说得对，老板欠了我们好几个月的工资，何况咱上有老下有小，我想我们是时候采取进一步的措施了。（停顿一会儿，望着天幕）我们需要的是生活，有品位的生活。贝克：可是这都是金融危机惹的祸……（被打断）林登：住嘴！

斯科特：（听到背后似乎有声响）嘘~老板来了。（林登急忙把胸前的牌子藏起来）ACT TWO第二幕

Voiceover: The Santa Claus is coming to us.Oh, I have never seen such a pool Santa Claus.Have a look, he is so pool that only has an egg.Oh, my dear, Let me bless you in the name of Jesus.旁白：圣诞老人向我们走来了，噢，我从来没有见过如此窘迫的圣诞老人，你看，他穷得只剩下一颗蛋了，噢，可怜的孩子，我代表耶稣对他表示无限的同情。

Santa Claus: Year, look into my bag.There just leaves an egg, and that’s my breakfast today.But God just made only a Santa Claus.My dear kids!

Hey!Boys!Go to work, it's our day.圣诞老人：是啊，看看我的礼物袋（将礼物袋口面向观众），只剩下一个鸡蛋了，而且还是我今天早上吃早饭的时候节约下来的。但是谁叫这世上只有一个圣诞老人呢？可怜的孩子们啊！

（面向驯鹿）嘿，伙计们，照常开工吧！

（这时，驯鹿们正在交头接耳，似乎在密谋些什么事情。听到圣诞老人的招唤，懒散地起身准备工作）

ACT THREE第三幕

旁白：圣诞老人坐上了车子，开始降临人间，但是他万万没有想到，麻烦才刚刚开始，他的车子挂到了树上（同时打开照明设备）Santa Claus: Oh, my lady gaga!Policeman: Ser, please show me your driving license.Santa Claus: What? My driving license? But I’m, I’m just a Santa Claus.Policeman: I know, everybody can guess it through your dress.And you are a kind old man.But it’s important that, your driving license.Santa Claus: No, I’m just a simple Santa Claus.Policeman: Oh, it’s so serious.Destroy public property.What’s your name? Santa Claus: Santa Claus.Policeman: Santa Claus? Year, I know you, since I was a baby.Is the sled yours in the tree? Santa Claus: Yes.Policeman: Are you sure you haven’t had a drink? Santa Claus: Year, my mum never allow it.Policeman: OK.Very good boy.I’ll detain your sled.Tonight is Christmas Eve, you can dress up as a Santa Claus, but your sled should be parked in your own garden, not in the tree.And, take your pets to go back home.They will scare kids.Happy Christmas Eve!Santa Claus: Happy Christmas Eve.圣诞老人：噢，我的天啊。

警察：（走过来，并不知道对方是真的圣诞老人）先生，请出示您的驾照。（这时，林登和斯科特在圣诞老人背后暗喜，互相击掌庆贺）

圣诞老人：驾照？但我只是一个圣诞老人。

警察：是的，你是一个和蔼可亲的老人。但关键是，您没有驾照？ 圣诞老人：没有。我只是一个普通的圣诞老人。

警察：（低吟）噢，太严重了。（同时拿出一个本子和笔，用笔在本子上写东西，再次低吟）破坏公物。你叫什么名字？

圣诞老人：Santa Claus。

警察：Santa Claus？（诧异，打量圣诞老人，依然坚持认为他是市民装扮的圣诞老人，并用开玩笑的口气）噢，我知道你，我从小就认识你。（抬起脸打量挂在树上车子）挂在树上的车子是你的？ 圣诞老人：是的。警察：你确定你没喝酒？

圣诞老人：是的，我的职业从来不允许我喝酒。

警察：好的，车子我扣留下来了。今晚是平安夜，你可以假扮圣诞老人，但你的车子应该停在你们家花园里，而不是挂在树上，还有，（指着三头驯鹿）把你的宠物们带回家，它们的样子会吓到孩子的。（驯鹿们互相看看了对方，相当气愤）

平安夜快乐！

圣诞老人：（眼看东西被扣留，无奈地摊开双手）平安夜快乐…… ACT FOUR 第四幕

Voiceover: The crows have broken up in the cold midnight.Santa Claus and the reindeers are walking in the street alone.They have no sleds, no food, they just have sorrow and hunger.旁白：寒冷的午夜，庆贺圣诞的人潮已经退去，圣诞老人和他的宠物们孤单地走在马路上，他们没有了车子，没有食物，他们只有难过和饥饿……（这时，聚光灯照向他们。背景音乐：寒风呼啸）Baker: I hate Franklin Raines!Linden: I hate all the Americans!Linden: No, it’s my fault.Voiceover: On the other side of the road.A little match-girl is also walking forward.She has no hat, no gloves, and no sweater.She just has a couple of large slippers and a pile of matches.She stares at the chicken in the show-window, only finding she didn’t touch any food for one day.Little match-girl: Wow~ Smell so delicious.Who needs match? Little match-girl: Ser, do you need some matches? Little match-girl: It should be so nice if I can use a stick of match from them for warmth.But my dad can’t allow me do that.Grandma, I miss you.Where you are? I remember you would give me a warm egg every Christmas Eve in the past.You said the Santa Claus would tuck some gifts into my socks.But, I have no even a pair of socks.How will the Santa Claus get in touch with me? Little match-girl: You are…

Santa Claus: Year, I’m Santa Claus.Oh, my son.Why do you stay in the cold corner by yourself in the midnight? Where are your parents? Little match-girl: I…

Santa Claus: I see, I’m your grandpa.Oh, son, you must be very hungry.Little match-girl: Egg? It’s really egg? Santa Claus: Year.Little match-girl: Oh, hooray, I also got a gift from the Santa Claus!

My grandpa, are you hungry, too? Santa Claus: No, no, it’s your only food.Little match-girl: No, I-----I have an egg.Santa Claus: Thank you!The reindeers: Thanks!Santa Claus: Son, why don’t you eat it? Little match-girl: I want to save it to my mum.Santa Claus: Son, you are my good son!Voiceover: This is a lonely Christmas Eve but be full of love.How can you say a perfect Christmas Eve should be a gifts’ Christmas Eve? Santa Claus also has a bad time, but a truth tells us: The one is full of love, the one has a full life.Happy Christmas Eve!Happy Christmas!贝克：（垂头丧气）我讨厌富兰克林•雷恩斯！（Franklin Raines，金融危机的罪魁祸首）斯科特：我讨厌所有的美国人！（暗指是资本主义制度才是真正的罪魁祸首）林登：不，这都是我的错（指撞树事件）。（这时，聚光灯照向卖火柴的小女孩。）

旁白：在马路的另一边，卖火柴的小女孩也在艰难地前进，她没有帽子，没有手套，没有毛衣，她只有一对大大的拖鞋和一堆卖不出去的火柴。她望着橱窗里的烤鸡，才发现自己已经一天都没吃过饭了…… 小女孩：（停住脚步，望着橱窗，做闻了闻状）真香！（摸了摸肚子，继续前行，用无力的声音叫喊着）谁需要火柴~ 小女孩：（这时，一个路人走过，她拉了拉他的衣袖）先生，您需要火柴吗？（马上被路人甩开，路人消失）（这时，照明全开，小女孩失望地在一个角落坐了下来）

小女孩：（取出一根火柴，举在脸前，盯着它看）如果我能从这火柴盒里抽出一根取暖，那该多好啊，可是爸爸知道了一定会骂我的。

（将火柴收回，托着下巴）奶奶，我想念您，你在哪里？以前每到平安夜您都会煮一个鸡蛋给我吃。您还说，圣诞老人会把礼物塞到在我的袜子里呢。但是……（看看自己的双脚）我连袜子都没有，圣诞老人又怎么会来给我送礼物呢。

（圣诞老人和他的驯鹿们路过了，他看到了独自坐在一角的小女孩，走了过去。同时，小女孩抬起头，看到了圣诞老人，神情变得诧异而兴奋，她不敢相信眼前的一切，不由自主地站了起来）小女孩：你是……

圣诞老人：是的，我是圣诞老人。噢，我可怜的孩子，这么冷的天气，你为什么一个人呆在街上，你的爸妈呢？

小女孩：我……（哽咽）

圣诞老人：（圣诞老人打量了一下小女孩，明白到这是一个孤苦的孩子，于是上前挽着她，两人慢慢坐下）我知道了，我就是你的爷爷。（这时小女孩的肚子咕噜咕噜地叫了）噢，孩子，你一定很饿了。（说完从礼物袋里掏出一个鸡蛋，递给小女孩）小女孩：（很激动地）鸡蛋？真的是鸡蛋吗？ 圣诞老人：是的。

小女孩：（忍不住跳了起来）噢，耶，鸡蛋！（说完，圣诞老人的肚子也咕噜咕噜地叫了起来）（两人愣了一下，互相看着对方，圣诞老人露出尴尬的表情，似笑非笑，支支吾吾）

小女孩：（面向圣诞老人，蹲了下来）爷爷，您肚子也饿了吧？（说完，马上从口袋里掏出一些面包屑分给圣诞老人和驯鹿们）

圣诞老人：不，不，这是你唯一的食物。

小女孩：不，我还有……（想了想）我还有一个鸡蛋呢！（说完举起鸡蛋）（在小女孩的热情下，圣诞老人只好收下那一点点面包屑）圣诞老人：谢谢！（说完，转过身又把面包屑分给驯鹿们）驯鹿们：（十分感动地看着圣诞老人）谢谢！（于是两人又坐了下来）

圣诞老人：（看着小女孩手中紧握的鸡蛋）孩子，怎么不吃？ 小女孩：（紧紧地握着鸡蛋）我要把它带回家，让我妈妈吃。圣诞老人：（眼里饱含泪水）孩子，你真是个好孩子！

（说完，圣诞老人脱下了圣诞服，披在了小女孩身上，缓缓谢幕）

旁白：这是一个凄清却又充满爱的平安夜，谁说只有收到各种各样漂亮的礼物才能度过一 个完美的平安夜呢？圣诞老人也有穷得响叮当的时候，但是充满爱的人却拥有一生 的财富。祝您平安夜快乐！圣诞节快乐！

第二篇：英语话剧剧本

英语话剧剧本：4人英语话剧 Another day in paradise 场景简单，语言适中，4个主要人物，推荐。适合课上演出，很有意义，关于亲情

Characters: Angel: A chief broadcaster.Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.Anny’s father Anny’s teacher Anny’s classmates Divide the stage into two parts.On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.(幕启，舞台左半亮，右半暗)(The phone is ringing)Old woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum.Is that mum? Old woman: Oh, I’m granny.I’m not mum.Anny: I’m sorry.（电话挂断声，拨号声又起）A young woman: Hello!Anny（怯生生地）: Hello!I want mum.Is that mum? Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.（电话继续响，右半舞台亮）Angel: Hello!Anny（鼓起勇气）: I want mum.Is that mum? Angel: Who’s that speaking? Anny: I’m Anny, your Anny.Angel: Anny？（充满疑惑）。（略为思索后，用母亲的声调）Where are you? Anny（仿佛遇见母亲，忍不住哭起来）: Mum,（哭声，欲语泪先流，又猛然惊觉）Mum, mum, I’m not crying.Angel（安慰地，担心地）: You are a nice little girl.Anny: Mum, why don’t you come to see me? Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved.Mum, don’t you miss me? Angel（慈爱地）: Of course, I do.I do miss you? Anny: Really? Angel: Yes.I miss you so much.Anny: Mummy!Angel: En„ Anny: Mummy!Angel: Yes? Anny（笑若银铃）(Angel 慈爱地笑，心略有所安)Anny(突然又哭了): But mummy, why don’t you come back? I’m ill.Angel（关切地）: Anny, where are you? Tell me, where are you? Anny: Mummy, I’m in hospital now.I felt pain, but I didn’t cry.Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl.Then you won’t come back.Mummy, can you come back to see me? I’m waiting for you with no tears.Angel: Anny, I’m, I’m not„ Oh, yes, mummy will come back to see you（Dad推门入，见Anny在打电话，连忙夺过）Dad: I’ve told you not to call anybody else.（对着电话）Sorry, I’m really sorry.The child has disturbed you.Angel: Never mind.I’m a mother, too.I understand her.May I know the truth? Dad: Eh„, her mum isn’t here.So she called and called.Angel: Where’s Anny’s mother? You divorced? Dad: No, no.I hope she would come back.But„

Angel: You don’t trust in me? I’m Angel, the chief broadcaster of the hot line.Dad（回头看Anny）: Then, I’ll tell you the truth some other day.Angel:All right.(灯暗景换)On the left: Anny’s sitting room.On the right: Anny’s classroom.（左右同时演绎）Left: Dad: Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago.She told me to hide the truth.This is the letter for Anny.Right: Teacher: Children, in this class.Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.Angel, Anny同时，时空错接，音乐起)Angel: Anny, my dearest baby!Anny: Mummy, my dearest mummy!Angel: When we played hide and seek, I was found easily.Anny: When we played hide and seek, I could found you easily.Angel: But this time, you can’t find me.Anny: But this time, I can’t find you.Angel: Baby, we have a date.When you are 14, you can find me.Anny: Mummy, we have a date.Dad says when I am 14, I can find you.Angel: Baby, the game lasts so long.I wonder if you have the courage to go on.Anny: Mummy, don’t worry.I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.Angel: Anny, if the time is so long, mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.Anny: Mum, the letter you left to me is so long.I read it every night, again and again.Angel: Anny, your birthday present is on the wardrobe.Anny: Mummy, I’ve known the truth.Every time I take a bus, I can see your dad eyes.Angel: Anny, I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday.Is there anyone to love you all his life? Anny: Mummy, I’ll never give up.I believe there is a call to the paradise.I will love Dad.I will love myself.I can fly with my own wings one day.Angel: Anny, my dear.Anny: Mummy, be safe all the way.There are no tears in paradise.(灯亮，谢幕)

第三篇：英语话剧剧本

英语话剧剧本

在一个鸟语花香的一个早上，站长一如既往地坐在办公室，一边翘着二郎腿，一边单手拿起一本咖啡喝。在他的眼里，他觉得，今天又是一个休闲的日子，只要坐在办公室，有空出去外面巡查一下环境，就可以回家看电视去了。但他没有想到，今天在他的身边竟然会发生一些令他抓破头皮的事情。

他喝完咖啡，慢悠悠地走出值班室，挺着一个大肚子，威武地巡视着地铁站内的人群。每个人都匆匆地来匆匆地去，从来没有留意过身边的人和事。站长这个时候伸伸懒腰，正准备回值班室大睡一觉的时候，突然不知道哪里出来的一个人把他撞倒了。站长甩了一个跟头，挺笨拙地爬起来刚想大骂一顿的时候，却首先听到一把声音，有点怯懦地说：“对不起对不起” 站长这个时候擦擦眼睛，开始打量眼前的这个人：他的衣着很随意，脏兮兮的样子，而且还带着一副墨镜。站长就开始骂了：“你没长眼睛吗？这样也能撞上我！”然后那个人就回答说：“我是一个盲人，我都看不到要在哪里候车了。”站长听了之后，也见到他是一个残疾人，便说：“没事啦，我是这里的站长，如果你不知道哪里候车的话，可以咨询一下当班的值班员嘛。不过既然你遇上了我，我就帮你带路吧。”这时候盲人也说了一声：“好的，非常感谢你。”于是，站长让盲人一手牵着他，一手摸着扶手，慢慢地下楼梯到乘车站台。站长拖着盲人慢慢地走，突然脚底下一绊，整个人又甩了一跤，幸好盲人一手扶着墙壁没有摔倒。这时候站长发火了，起来就说一句：“特么的是谁！”这一次没有人回答他。于是站长低头一看，有一个乘客正躺在地上一动也不动了。站长于是就怕了，马上松开牵着盲人的手，盲人觉察到不对劲，就问：“发生什么事了”站长结结巴巴地回答：“地…地上…躺…躺着…一个人啊！！”盲人显然要比站长冷静：“快去看一下他是否还活着”于是站长弯下腰，问一句：“先生请问你还清醒吗？”没有回应。于是站长又弯下腰用耳朵贴着他的胸口听他的心跳声，可是出人意料地听不到。站长这时候怕了，他用手擦了一下额头的汗，然后又颤抖地把手伸向躺着的人鼻子，谁知道这时候传来呼呼的鼻鼾声。站长定了一下惊，然后又闻了一下他的衣服，一股很浓烈的酒精味，大概是喝醉酒了吧。于是站长让醉酒的人继续躺着，扶了盲人上车之后，然后就来看了一下醉酒的人，结果发现还没醒。站长本来想着呼叫值班员前来帮忙，但正是午饭时间，值班室空无一人，又不能置醉酒人一直在这里，于是自己便背起醉酒人爬上楼梯直到回到值班室。此时的站长已经气喘吁吁地，累个半死之下于是什么都不管了，躺在地上呼呼地睡着了…

第四篇：英语话剧剧本

Have you finished packing？ 情景一

Mike :Hi, we are going to take advantage ofour two weeks vacation to have a relaxed trip.So where do you want to go for our trip?

Mina :Awesome!I am looking forward to going to London.!we are going to take advantage of the beautiful London’s scenery in the winter and have a” winter date week”Dave : Oh, that sounds nice!London is always extremelypretty this time of year.I just love it!

Mike: Nice , but this long distance trip is starting to wear me down.I amthinking that we’d do a little hiking.No matter where we gobut there is a really nice trail about five hour away from our house.It’s through the woods and so I’m sure it will look beautiful.Mina: Oh ,brother, You know that London is the place where I really want to go.I had read online that it was a decent place ,and I can’t forget how beautiful that is!

Dave : I agree with Mina.We have two weeks vacation not two days, sowe should have a long trip.Mike: Ok, ok, I guess I’ll agree to that , but only on one condition.市销话剧第二组

Mina and Dave: what’s that?

Mike: I want take some beautiful photos in this vacation ,so you must promisethat there are many beautiful sceneriesin the place where we go for trip.Mina: London is home to some of the most iconic attractions in the word from historic landmarks such as the Tower of London to more recent constructions likes the London Eye.So there is no need to worry about that.Dave: I believe that you will be snapping away like crazy.So we will go to London.情景二

Mike : what should we prepare for our trip? We should make a plan before we start packing.Mina :Sounds like a good idea.We should get the tourist visa and book plane tickets.Dave :Oh ,dear, How about my plants and dog?

Mike : Don’t worry ,how about give our house key to Haining Zhang, and she will take care of our house when we out.Mina : That sounds great.What’s more don’t forget to unplug TV and electrical stuff.Mike :So I will call Haining zhang.But where is my cell phone?市销话剧第二组

Oh, my cell phone!I lost my cell phone!

Dave :The kitchen.It’s in the kitchen.I saw it this morning.Mike :I get it.Ta-dah

Mina and Dave are packing.Haining: Hi, Mike ,this is Haining Zhang, how are you ? Mike : I am fine ,and you ?

Haining: I am fine , anythingalse?

Mike : Dear, we well have a two weeks trip, could you take care of our house in that time.Haining : Ok, no problem.What can I do for you?

Mike : Could you water my plants and feed my dog? I don’t want to put the dog in the kennel.Haining : Sure, it’s my pleasure.Have you finished packing? Mike : yeah , I have finished everything.Dave and Mina are packing now.these two they’re never prepared.Mina : Oh my god, where is my wallet!I can’t find it anywhere.Mike Bathroom.Mina : Are you sure? So strange.(hold up he wallet)I get it.Dave : Where is the tourist visa and tickets, and do you know where I put it ?

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Mike : Here, on the table.Dave get it.Mina :Mike!we’ll be late!Let’s go!

Haining :Have a great trip!

Mina ,Mike ,Dave, Bye , Haining.Mike : Does everyone have everything?

Mina , Dave: Yep!

Mike , Let’s go!

情景三

Dave :I don’t remember where I put the tourist visa and plane tickets.Mike: Oh ,no!there are only one hour left.Dave : Let me think, oh ,there it is ,I put it on the dresser.Mike ,Mina : what a relief!now ,London here come!

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第五篇：英语话剧剧本

英语话剧剧本：5人英语话剧剧本-Yes Means No(似是而非)本文来自: 教客网剧本大全(http://)详细出处参考：http:// Summary:

Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, Mr.Lawson, to finance his honeymoon.However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request.They make a deal that Mr.Lawson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every NO-Mr.Lawson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T.J.Morgan and losing his own sweet heart--Edith Merrill...TEDDY:(Coming to his father's desk L.)

Dad, there's something I want to tell you.LAWSON: Oh, is that so!What is it?

TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted me.LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?

TEDDY: Right away.That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.LAWSON: Oh...I will, will I?(Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.)I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you.You haven't any backbone...you can't say NO!I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it.And you did great.Ha!...If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me(Strolls up C.)TEDDY: I did the best I could!

LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man.(Coming down C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say “NO.” At all times NO.Especially in a credit business like mine.But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.(Takes a few steps L.)

TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say “no.”

LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say “no” before I finance any honeymoon.(Lawson is below desk L.Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...!(Listens a second.)NO！!I...said...NO.(Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose.That's final..NO!(Lawson hangs up receiver.Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money..being able to say NO..NO..NO.(Pounds desk with each “No!” Rises and comes to Teddy C.)And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad...and I'll try to make good.LAWSON:(He sneers the last Word and takes a stroll up C.)Do you mean it?

TEDDY: You bet I do

LAWSON:(Coming down L of Teddy.)

TEDDY: All right...I'll give you another chance.You want money for a honeymoon?...Very well!You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.LAWSON: One hundred dollars?

TEDDY: Right!Do you think you can do it? LAWSON: I'll try.TEDDY:(Crosses R to Miss Collins.)Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone.You can sit at my desk.(Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.)NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)

COLLINS: Yes, sir!

LAWSON:(Crosses L.)And I don't want you to leave it for a second.Understand?(Miss Collins nods.)And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO.But remember, if he answers YES just once...he forfeits every “NO.”(Turning to Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.(He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)

LAWSON:(Crossing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.)Very well.You'll be in charge here for one-half hour...(Looks at watch.)Now remember...not one “Yes.”...It must be “NO” to everything.(Lawson exits and slams door.)(Teddy stands for a second smiling.Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.TEDDY: NO..POSITIVELY NO!(Hangs up.Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.)That's two...put them down.COLLINS:(Writing.)Yes, sir.(Phone rings.Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.)You better hear who it is, sir.It may be important.TEDDY: Hello?(Repeating what is said to him.)Is Mr.Lawson in? NO!Do I mind speaking for him? NO!What?...NO!

COLLINS:(Rising and pleading.)Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?

TEDDY:(To Miss Collins.)No.Put them all down...there were five of them.(Into phone.)No, no, no!(Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.)I wasn't talking to you...I was talking to Mr.Lawson's secretary.What? No!I should worry? No!(Hangs up.Laughing heartily at his results so far.)COLLINS:(Fearfully.)Aren't you going a little too far, sir?

TEDDY: No!There's another.Are you keeping strict account of them?(Crosses to desk L.)How many are there?

COLLINS: Just...just thirteen, sir.TEDDY:(Taking C and dancing a step.)Thirteen, eh? COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?

TEDDY: No!That makes fourteen!(Teddy crosses to desk R.)Well, that's a trip to California, anyway.(Phone rings.But this time Miss Collins gets it first.)

COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please.(Now to Teddy in a whisper.)It's T.J.Morgan to see your father.TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?

TEDDY: No!

COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr.Lawson? TEDDY: Tell him NO!(Emphatically.Crosses R.)

COLLINS:(Into phone.)No!(Hangs up.)

TEDDY:(Enjoying it all immensely.)Add three more to the list.How many is that now?(Teddy crosses to desk L.)(At this point T.J.Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in?(Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)

TEDDY: No!(Miss Collins keeps marking every “no.”)

MORGAN:(Turning to Miss Collins L.)Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you?(Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)

TEDDY: No!(Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional “no” on the record.)

MORGAN:(Turning back to Teddy R.)Oh, then it was you?

TEDDY:(Gulping.)No!

MORGAN:(Confused.)Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office? TEDDY: No!

MORGAN: Can't you say anything but “NO-O-O!?” TEDDY:(Imitating his dragged out “No.”)“NO-O-O!”

MORGAN:(Waving his hand in disgust.)You're a silly ass...Will you deny that? TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?..NO!(Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)

MORGAN: You're impossible.You tell him that T.J.Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal.He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?

TEDDY: Why...er..NO!

MORGAN: What?(He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more?(Miss Collins tries to speak.Morgan turns to her quickly.)Were you going to say something? TEDDY: No..Shefifteen-

TEDDY: Don't skip any.COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.TEDDY:(Excitedly, taking stage.)Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world.I must make it an even fifty.(Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)

LAWSON: You just come in here with me.We'll see what this is all about.(He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr.Morgan.They surround Teddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.)Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.EDITH:(Half crying.)Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO!(She staggers back amazed.)

MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDDY: NO!

LAWSON:(Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.)Don't you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO!(Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.)That makes fifty！!

LAWSON:(Bewildered)What's the idea?

TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders...I haven't said one...(Catches himself.)what you said not to say.LAWSON:(Shaking fist in Teddy's face.)Do you think I'm a complete idiot? TEDDY: No!(To Miss Collins.)There's another one...put it down.LAWSON:(To Miss Collins.)Don't you DARE put that down.I've had enough of this.MORGAN:(Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.)I think I understand it all now.It was a joke.LAWSON: Absolutely!(Going to door R with Morgan.)We'll talk it over at the club tonight.(Morgan exits R.)TEDDY:(Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.)Make a check for me...for five thousand dollars.Fifty “No's,” you know.LAWSON:(Crossing to desk L.)How could anyone say fifty “No's” in fifteen minutes?

Imagine what I could do in an hour.My middle name is Speed.LAWSON: All right, I'm the goat.I'll give you the check.Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.)Well, what are you doing at my desk?

COLLINS:(Rising, frightened.)Why, you told me to sit here, sir.Shall I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON:(Shouting.)YES!(Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.)TEDDY:(Crossing to his father's desk.)Did I hear you say YES?

LAWSON: NO!(Writes in checkbook.)

EDITH:(Coming to Teddy C.)Oh, Teddy, I see it all now.“No” meant “Yes”..when you said “no.”

TEDDY: “No”..“Yes”...wait...When I said “No”...when I said...I...(Conflised.)Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)

LAWSON:(Rises with check in hand and comes C.)Here's your check.I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer.TEDDY:(Taking check and looking at it.)Why, Dad!You're wonderful..you're marvelous..you're...(Changing tone.)IS IT GOOD?(Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.)Well, come on, darling.Good-bye, Dad...(They both start for door R.)(Teddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.)(Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End

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