第一篇：英语谜语
Yesterday's riddle: Why do dogs bark?
Answer:They don't know how to talk.因为它们不会说话。Yesterday's riddle: Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?
Answer:They both come out at night.它们都是晚上才出来
Yesterday's riddle: What do every couple have in common?
Answer:They're married on the same day.他们是同一天结婚的
Why is a crow the bravest bird in the world?
Because it never shows the white feather．(crow乌鸦没有白羽毛，但是show the white feather又是一个意为“胆怯”的成语。)
Ｉam something that has four legs and only one
foot,What am I?
The answer of yesterday's riddle is(29日的谜底是)：
A bed.foot指（床上）人们放脚的一头．
The answer of yesterday's riddle is(28日的谜底是)：
How can you make a slow horse fast?
Don't give him anything to eat for a while.fast在谜题里不是＂快＂的意思，而是＂禁食＂的意思．这样谜题就是：你怎样让一匹慢马禁食？答案当然就是：有段时间不让他吃任何东西啦。
Why are your legs like cows? The answer of yesterday's riddle is(昨天的谜底是)：
besause they have calves.calves:小牛；小腿;calf有小腿，小牛的意思，calves是calf的复数形式，当然就是your legs are like cows What do people do in a clock factory? The answer is: They make faces all day.一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
When is a house not on land nor on water?
The answer is :
When it's on fire.当一所房子既不在陆地上，又不在水中的时候，它会在哪儿呢？它肯定不会在空中的，所以答案说它在火里。也就是它着火了。on fire的意思是“着火”。I am something that can run but can't walk.What am I? Water.谜题里的run作“流、淌”解。Ｔhe water is running.水在流动
Why is it that every man's trousers are too short? TOO SHORT 是＂两个裤管＂的同音？
When is a ship falling in love with someone? When it seeks a mate.mate即有＂大副＂的意思，又有＂伴侣＂的意思．你猜对了吗？
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “B” comes after it!你答对了吗？
What nation is one that has come to an end? Termination(告终，结束).Termi-nation.此谜取后缀做谜题，nation即可理解为某个国家，也可以是某种后缀。你答对了吗？ What fruit is never found singly? A pear(pair).你答对了吗？
Why don't you take the bus home? it's to big for me to take it home!你猜对了吗
When do people have two mouth? When there's two of them 有两个人时!what two words have the most letters? Post Office.（原文中的letters是指“信”哦，而不是我们通常马上想到的“字母”，呵呵~~~）
What is heavier in summer than in winter？
Traffic to the beach．
去海滩的人流。(我们说交通拥挤用heavy来形容，所以夏天去海滩的人流会比冬天heavier~~ 你猜对了
If the green house is on the right side of the road，and the red house is on the left side of the road，where is the white house？ The White House is In Washington，D． C．
I have a tree in my hand．What kind of tree is it？
The answer to yesterday's riddle:It’s a palm． 是你的手掌。
If you were given the choice of how to die,What manner of death would you choose? I would choose to die of old age.我愿意老死。
Yesterday's riddle:What's too much for one, just rignt for two, but nothing at all for three?
Answer:Secret Yesterday's riddle:What month do soldiers hate?
Answer:March 三月 /行军(除了大写表示三月外还有参军，行军的意思)What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?river Why is the camel so easily angered?
谜底是：Because he always has his back up.这里has his back up既可以作＂他的背竖得高高的＂解，又可作＂让别人惹生气了＂解．这就是骆驼为什么很容易发怒的原因．爱动脑筋的你，答对了么？悬赏分即刻送出，请继续参与！
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
第二篇：英语谜语
英语谜语大全
1.What month do soldiers hate? 2.How many feet are there in a yard? 3.Why is an empty purse always the same? 4.What book has the most stirring chapters? 5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark? 6.What is the smallest room in the world?
7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? 8.How do we know the ocean is friendly? 9.Which can move faster, heat or cold? 10.Why is the library the highest building? What month do soldiers hate? March(三月，行军)
How many feet are there in a yard?
It depends on how many people stand in the yard.(码，院子)Why is an empty purse always the same? There is no change in it.(零钱，变化)What book has the most stirring chapters? A cook book.(动人的，搅拌的)What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark? Hot dog.(热狗)
What is the smallest room in the world? Mushroom.(蘑菇)What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? Drink well water.(井水，健康的)How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves.(起波浪，招手致意)Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold.(追上冷，患感冒)Why is the library the highest building? It has the most stories.(故事，（楼）层)
1.What table is in the field? 2.What is the only thing you can break when you say its name? 3.What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?
4.What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name?
5.What changes a pear into a pearl? 6.What question can never be answered by 'Yes'? 7.What ship has two mates but no captain? 8.What is the most difficult key to turn? 9.Where can you always find money?
10.What is the surest way to double your money?
11.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world? 12.What is the smallest bridge in the world? 13.What letter makes a road broad? 14.What letter sounds like a vegetable?
15.Why is a pig the most unusual animal in the world? 16.What match can't be put in a match-box? 17.When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?
18.I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water.What am I? 19.I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? 20.What is a sick man a controdiction? Key: 1．Vegetable
2.silence
3.mirror
4.nothing
5.the letter “l” 6.Are you asleep? 7.courtship
8.a donkey
9.In the dictionary
10.Fold it.11.In the dictionary
12.the bridge of a nose
13.letter B
14.letter P 15.Because it is killed before it is cured(烧烤待处理)16.Football match, basketball match, etc.17.When they make 22.18.A map 19.A comb 20.When he is an impatient patient.Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and
round at the ends?
A: Ohio.Q: “There were some twins.One was twenty, the other was
twenty 2.One married the other.How can be this ?”
A: “One was twenty, the other twenty too.One was a priest so
he married the other”
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.(HINT: ant = aunt)
Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.Q: What is Black and white and read(red)all over?
A: A newspaper
Submitted by: Ashley
Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine(seven ate nine)
Submitted by MR Engelsman
Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his teeth!
Submitted by Judy Snoke
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair
In the alphabet...Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: “i”(I)Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
“y”(Why?“)
Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in
two days?
A: W(Double u-Double you)
Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A: Because every direction is south.Submitted by Cüneyt ARAS
Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.Why is the letter ”A“ like noon?
Because it's in the middle of the day.Q: ”What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?“
A: ”The C“
Submitted by Susana P.Varona
Q: ”What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?“
A: ”The Q.(queue)
Submitted by José Mª Pérez
Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.Q.Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A.Because of the coffin
Submitted by Ciaran P.McCarthy
Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.Submitted by Yang Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Submitted by Michèle Larouche
Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday
have in common?
A: None!None of them have “c”, “o”,“m” or “n” in them.Submitted by Paulo José L.do Amaral
I tried this one with Japanese university students.They
understood all the words and enjoyed it.Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.A: A mushroom.Submitted by LUZ
Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel
Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday.Two days later he rode
home on Tuesday.How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Tuesday.Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take.(any BODY)
Submitted by Toni Allen(from daughter)
Q: A father and his son were in a car accident.The father
died.The son was taken to the hospital.The doctor came in
and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son.Who
was the doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother.It's an old riddle that is more difficult in some countries
than in others.Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!
Submitted by: Dave Williams
Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?
A: They are Saturday and Sunday.All the others are weak
(week)days.Submitted by both Motoko Hashimoto & Alfredo Bilopolsky Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.Submitted by: Rabi'a
Q: What do you call a bear without an “ear”?
A: BBBBBBB
Submitted by: Drew Bassett
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your
stomach isn't empty.Submitted by: Mirali
If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will
like this one.Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: To find Pluto.Submitted by: Elisa-SN Argentina
Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a
calf's mother? A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma.(It needs to be spoken to understand it.)
Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?
A: Carlos
It's pronounced “carless”(meaning without a car)
Submitted by Laurence Whiteside
Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
A: You don't have to pay for lightening.This riddle may be used when teaching a lesson on occupations.Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.Submitted by: Tania Mello(Sao Paulo, Brazil)
Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
A: Your lap.(good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop'，lap-dog, etc.)
Submitted by: Richard
Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich.Submitted by Tinour Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the
street.Submitted by: Drew Hinds
Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a
wet day?
A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain
Submitted by: Eileen Dwyer
Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
A: There is a fan in every seat.My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A:(Try to elicit responses..)Tri-Lingual.Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A:(Many of them know this one)Bi-Lingual.Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American!
Submitted by: Sarah
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh.(Hint: No “eye” = No “i”)
Submitted by: Kristi Swarbrick, Edmonton, AB, Canada
Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?
A: A pack of playing cards.Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?
A: Selfish.Submitted by Cüneyt Aras, Turkey
Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
A: Because the teacher was Hayden.(Hayden--> Hidin'--> Hiding)
Submitted by Sheila S.and Judy R.Q.What's a minimum?
A.A very small mother!
(mini-mom)
Submitted by Thierry A.Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired(too tired)
Submitted by Shir Noy
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?
A: Pork chops.Q: What's got a head and a tail, but no body?
A: A coin.Q: What's got a wave but no sea?
A: My hair.Submitted by Nadia, age 7
Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?
A: A yard.Submitted by Dobbin Pelagius
Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
A: Wherever he wants to.Submitted by François Falardeau
What makes “oom” and gives milk?
A cow walking backwards.Submitted by Fernando
Q: What does a man say when he walks into a bar?
A: Ouch!
Submitted by Miguel M.Llop Díaz-Cano
Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?
A: The Vampire State building.Q: What do cows like to read? A: The mooooospaper
Q: What is the longest word?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last
s.Submitted by Guillermo Flores GrajalesCanada
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Submitted by Mark Grable
A: Why did the boy balloon chase the girl balloon?
Q: Because he wanted to see her bust!
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: fsh(No letter “i”, so no i's.)
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.(No eye deer)
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
A: Still no idea.Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: They go to the mooovies!
Q: What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?
A: A dead horse!
A: What is the difference between a mail box and an elephant? B: I don't know.A: I'm not going to give you any letters to post then!
Submitted by Leda Giménez de Comba , from Argentina
Q: What do you call 'a fly' without wings?
A: You call it 'a walk.'
Submitted by Makaron
I saw this on a web-site of musician jokes.It's not original，but I thought I would share it.Here it is:
Q: What's the difference between a musician and a savings
bond?
A: A savings bond eventually matures and earns money.Submitted by James Wilson, Mt.San Antonio College
Q: What color is a guitar string?
A: Plink!
(It is the sound the a guitar makes.The word sounds like the
color “pink.”)
Submitted by Submitted by V.Ellison
What goes “ZUB, ZUB”?
A bee flying backwards.(Buz,Buz)wards.(Buz,Buz)
Submitted by Jozef Karpat
(After teaching about telling time)
Teacher: What time is it?
Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
Teacher: Nope.Students: About nine o'clock?
Teacher: No.Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home.Submitted by Kier Bass
Q: What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
A: You are the light of my life.Submitted by brenda “la chuca”
Q: Why did the golfer take and extra pair of pants for his
Saturday round of golf?
A: In case he got a hole in one.Submitted by Leah Davis Q.Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?
A.In case he got a hole in one!
Submitted by Lesley Morgan
Q: What flowers have two lips?
A: Tulips
Q: They travel all over the world but end up in the corner，what are they?
A: Stamps
Submitted by Takya, Malaysia.Q: Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the
cliff?
A: There's no use crying over split milk.Submitted by Alfred Vincent
Q: Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out.How many were left?
A: None.They were all copycats.Q: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
A: A jeweler sells watches.A jailer watches cells.Submitted by Cristina Toso
Q: What is a bachelor?
A: A man who never Mrs.(misses)anyone.Submitted by C.Berry
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.Submitted by Barbara Koehler
This one may be difficult for some ESL students since it
requires knowing the words “seagul”, “bay” and “bagel”
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
Submitted by Corey Palmer, Lemoore, CA
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and an English
textbook?
A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.Q: How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best
teaching method?
A: Shoot nine of them.(Use as an example of the insult variety of jokes.)Q: Why were the little drops of ink crying?
A: Their mother was in the pen and they did not know how long
her sentence would be.Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”
Q: How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater?
A: I didn't even know sheep could knit!
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.Q: What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.?
A: Color-ado.Submitted by Jeanine Padilha,Brazil
Q: In what state does it cost the most to live in?
A: Expennsylvania.Submitted by Mike McKinney
Q: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?
A: The cold shoulder.Submitted by Sean
A Christmas time joke for grammar classes:
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses.Submitted by: Mike
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Why bother, he won't come anyway.Q: How do you top a car?
A: Tep on the brake, tupid!
Submitted by Sandra Duncan
Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the
vowels including “y” ?
A: Unquestionablely!
Submitted by lisa
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.Submitted by Kevin Long
Vocabulary Quiz:
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles.(There is a mile between the first letter and the
last letter.)
Information Quiz:
Q: What is the tallest building in our town? A: The library.(It has the most stories.)
Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”
Q: If you are Russian before you enter the bathroom and
Finnish after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you
are in the bathroom?
A: European.(You're a-peein'.)
Submitted by Cara Thompson(from my step-daughters)
This riddle may be good for high-level science majors.Q: What do you call a test tube that graduates from high
school?
A: A graduated cylinder
Submitted by Margaret Elliott
Q: How did Jonah feel after he got swallowed by a fish?
A: Down in the mouth.Q: What did the monk say to the hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.Submitted by Jason Schulte
Maybe only appropriate for more mature students.Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!
Submitted by: DuMars
Q: A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and
a piano.How did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get
out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a
table.How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty
room.How did he escape?
A: The first man drank from the springs of the bed, ate the
dates off the calendar and played the piano until he found the
right key, which he used to unlock the door.The second man
looked in the mirror to see what he saw.Then he took the saw
and cut the table in half.Next, he put the two halves
together to make a whole.Finally, he crawled out through the
hole.The third man broke out with the measles.Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”
Q.What's brown and sticky? A.A stick!
Submitted by Moira Dykes, Cambridge
第三篇：英语谜语
1.汽车会飞(猜一种饮料)答案：咖啡 谜语解析(car 飞)2.What stays hot even if put it in a fridge? 什么东西即使放到冰箱中也是热的？
答案：pepper(胡椒粉)
谜语解析：hot也有“辣”的意思
3.What fruit is never found singly? key: pear 什么水果永远都不会是单数?
答案:pear(梨)谜语解析:pear和pair(一双)读音相同 4.With which hand do you write? 你用哪只手写字呢? key: neither, I use a pen!
答案：都不用，我用笔
5.What man cannot live in a house? 什么人不能住在房子里? 谜语snowman（雪人）
6.What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out?
什么东西穿过门，但是从来也没有进去或者出来?
key: keyhole
答案：锁眼
7.What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out?
什么东西穿过门，但是从来也没有进去或者出来?
key: keyhole
答案：锁眼
8.4个手指是four，那么4个弯的手指是什么? 答案：wonderful 谜语解析：弯的four 9.How many sides does a circle have?
一个圆有几个面? key: Two，the inside and the outside
答案：两面，里面和外面
10.When can you get water with a net? 什么时候你可以用网拿到水呢？ key: when water is turned into ice
答案：当水变成冰的时候
11.What's the poorest bank in the world? 世界上最贫穷的银行是什么？
key: the river bank
答案：河岸。bank还有河岸的意思
12.What is yours but is used by others more than by yourself? 什么东西是你的但是别人却用的比你多? key: your name
答案：你的名字
13.What always goes up and never goes down? 什么东西永远只升不降
key: your age
答案：你的年龄
14.What will you break once you say it?
什么东西你说出来就打破了它? key: silence
答案：沉默
15.What do every couple have in common? 每一对夫妻都有的共同点是什么? key: they're married on the same day
答案: 他们都在同一天结婚
16.What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?
哪个单词即使是最好的学者来念都念错? key: wrong
答案：wrong(错)
17.Which can move faster，heat or cold？ 冷和热谁跑得快？
key: Heat，because you can catch cold．热跑得快，因为你追得上冷。
cold n．冷；感冒 catch cold追上冷；患感冒 18.What is full when it's used and empty when it's at rest? 什么东西在使用它的时候是满的，在他休息的时候是空的。key：a shoe
答案：鞋
19.What has teeth but cannot eat? 什么东西有牙齿却不能吃东西?
key：corn
答案：玉米
第四篇：英语谜语
谜语笑话
1.What room has no walls，no doors，no windows，and no floors? A mushroom.(蘑菇)2.What is smaller than an insect’s mouth? Anything it eats.3.What large instrument do you carry in your ears? Drums，that is eardrums.(鼓膜)4.What’s too much for one，just right for two，but nothing at all for three? A secret.5.What person tried to make you smile most of the time? A photographer.6.What animal has a head like a cat，eyes like a cat，a tail like a cat，but isn’t a cat? A kitten.(小猫)7.What surprising things happen every 24 hours? Day breaks，but doesn’t fall;night falls，but doesn’t break.8.What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth? An echo.(回声)9.What do you know about the kings of France? They are all dead.10.What question can you never answer ’yes“ to” Are you asleep? 11.Why do some old people never use glasses? They must prefer bottles to glasses.12.Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house? Because the instructions on the paint can say “Put on two coats for best results.” 13.What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.14.What do workers do in a clock factory? They make faces all day.15.What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? Sixty.16.When do you go as fast as a racing car? When you are in it.17.How many sides does a house have? Two-inside and outside.18.What never asks any questions but always gets answers? A doorbell.19.Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America? On his feet.20.When the boy fell into the water，what’s the first thing he did? He got wet first of all.21.Who isn’t your sister and isn’t your brother，but is still a child of your mother and father? I myself.22.What has teeth but cannot eat? A comb.23.What kind of man can raise things without lifting them? A farmer.24.Why does time fly? To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.25.Name five days of the week without saying: Monday，Tuesday，Wednesday，Thursday，Friday.The day before yesterday，yesterday，today，tomorrow，and the day after tomorrow.26.What animal eats and drinks with its tail? All do.No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.27.What has a soft bed but never sleeps，a big mouth but never speaks? A river.28.What kind of dog never bite? A hot dog.29.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? Because it can’t sit down.30.What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man? It’s nice not to see you again.31.What wears a cap but has no head? A bottle.32.What rises in the morning and waves all day? A flag.33.What is an astronomer?(天文学家)? A night watchman with a college education.34.How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.35.What is wind? Air in a hurry.36.What comes after the letter “A”? All the other letters.37.What starts with a T，ends with a T，and is full of T? Teapot.38.What word can you make shorter by adding to it? Short.39.What person does every man take his hat off to? A barber.40.Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school? Because he wants to go to high school.41.What can you swallow that can also swallow you? Water.42.What’s the difference between a hill and a pill? A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.43.Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington? Because he’s dead.44.A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl.The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left.Why? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.45.What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you? Nothing.Because I’m a woman.46.What always travels on foot? A shoe.47.Where can happiness always be found? In the dictionary.48.What is higher without a head than with a head? A pillow.(枕头)49.Why don’t you advertise for your lost dog? He can’t read.50.On which side does a bird have the most feathers? The outside.51.What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? Cool!52.What is never used until it’s broken? An egg.53.What’s a skeleton?(骨架)It’s a lot of bones without the person on them!54.What is dark but made by light? A shadow.55.What can you break with only one word? Silence.56.What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? The light.57.A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street，but didn’t give him a ticket.Why? Because the truck driver was walking.58.Where can milk be best stored? In a cow.59.Which can move faster，heat or cold? Heat，because you can catch cold easily.60.What’s the hardest thing about learning skating? The ice.61.What has cities with no houses，rivers without water and forests without trees? A map.62.What can be measured but has no length，width or thickness? The temperature.63.What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? It never eats.64.Why is writing called handwriting? If people wrote with their feet，we would have to call it footwriting.65.If there were only thre girls in the world，what do you think they would do? Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.66.How many great men have been born in London? None.Only babies.67.When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? When you have a hole in your pocket.68.The greater it is，the less it can be seen.What is it? Darkness.69.The more you take away，the bigger I become.What am I? A hole.70.Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life? A priest.(牧师)1.What two words contain thousands of letters? 那两个单词包含了所有的字母?
答案(Key)Post Office 邮局
注解： letter n.信件；字母
2.Why is the airplane pilot like the escaping prisoner? 为什么说飞机驾驶员与在逃犯相似? 答案(Key)They both want safe flights.因为他们都希望飞行安全。
注解： flight n.飞行；逃亡，逃跑 safe flight 安全飞行；安全出逃 3.What do elephants use to communicate with each other? 大象用什么交谈？
答案(Key)Big words.大个的词。4.What will you break once you say it? 什么东西说出来就碎了? 答案(Key)Silence:沉默
注解： break the silence 打破沉默
5.What makes fish the smartest animal in the world? 鱼我什么是世界上最聪明的动物？
答案(Key)No one can pull its leg.它没有腿给人拉。
注解： pull one's leg真正的涵义是：是…上当受骗
6.What kind of running meads walking? 什么样的跑步意味着走路?
答案(Key)Running out of gas 汽油用完了
7.What do girls find the easiest to part with? 女孩子们发现什么东西最舍得放弃?
答案(Key)A comb.梳子
注解： part with放弃（尤指不自愿地）； 用…分头路或发缝
8.什么东西有脚却不会走路？ What has a foot but can't walk?
答案(Key)A bed 一张床
9.Mary kissed her aunt good-bye but her aunt didn’t kiss her back.Why? 玛莉问了吻了姑姑再见，可是姑姑却没有吻玛莉，为什么？
答案(Key)
Her aunt kissed her face.她姑姑亲了她的脸。
Kiss her back 回吻她；吻她的背
10.What is the longest word in the English language? 英语里最长的单词是什么？
答案(Key)
“Smiles”,because there’s a maile between the beginning and the end of it.What two things can't you have for breakfast?
早饭时不能吃哪两样东西？
Lunch and dinner 午饭和晚饭。
What kind of umbrella does a Russian carry when it's raining? 当下雨时一个俄国人带着什么样的伞？ A wet one 一把湿的伞。
（1）----Who is closer to you，your mom or your dad ?(爸爸和妈妈谁和你更近？）
—— Mom is closer because dad is father.（2）----What fruit is never found singly ?(什么水果永远不会是单个的？）
—— A pear.（3）----Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ?(年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）
—— Because she is Miss Fortune.注: 以上脑筋急转弯泛采用了同音词（homonyms）:（1）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远）（2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一对），（3）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸）
（4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(为什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的东西？）
——Because it is matchless.（5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）
——Because he enjoyed cool music.（6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么东西即使放在冰箱里也热？）——Pepper.注: 以上脑筋急转弯大量运用了双关语（puns）：
（4）“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”；（5）“cool”可表示“冷的、凉的”，也可指“棒、时髦、美妙的”；（6）“hot”有两个意思：热、辣。
（7）What kind of table has no legs? —A timetable.（8）What month do soldiers hate？—March.（9）Why is a peacock the best story teller? —Because it always has a beautiful tail.（10）Which runs faster，heat or cold? —Heat，because you can catch a cold.（11）Why does time fly? —Because many people are trying to kill it.（12）What eight-letter word has only one letter in it? —Envelope.（13）What word is pronounced wrong，even by the best of scholars? —The word“wrong”.（14）Where does harvest come before work? —In a dictionary.（15）Why is the letter E so important? —Because it is the beginning of everything.Answer
1.How much dirt is there in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot feet wide?(Answer: None.A hole is empty.)
2.What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
(Answer: Your right elbow.)
so Jonathan is right!
3.How do you spell “mousetrap” with only three letters?
(Answer: C-A-T)
4.How many books can you put in an empty schoolbag?
(Answer: None.If you put a book in it, it is no longer empty.)
Vagabond, Sunny and wormwarning got the correct answer.5.What street does a ghost live on?(Answer: Dead end.)
6.What is a vampire's favorite animal?
(Answer: A giraffe.因为长颈鹿的脖子长！)1> If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? <2> Who earns a living by driving his customers away? <3> What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? <4> Where do you find giant snails?
<5> What two things can't you have for breakfast? ANSWER <1> Wet <2> Taxi driver <3> An envelope <4> On the ends of their fingers <5> Lunch and breakfast
1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 2.Why is the letter E so important? 3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?
4.What letter is an animal ? 5.What letter is a question? 6.Why is U the jolliest letter?
7.How do you feel today? 8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 9.Why do people wish for something they haven't got?
10.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? 11.What does everybody do at the same time? 12.What resembles half a pie?
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 14.When do people have two mouth? 15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 16.How many sides does a circle have? 17.What animal can jump as high as a tree? 18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?
19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 21.If two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five?
22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home.How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 24.What falls often but never gts hurt?
25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise? 26.Which month has 28 days? 27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?
28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? 30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
31.How can you make 6 out of three 7's? 32.How can you make 6 out of three 5's? 33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8's?
34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S.in ten seconds? 35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? 36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?
37.How do you know policemen are strong ? 38.With which hand do you write? 39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?
Answers: 1.Because it makes fat fact!2.Because it's the begining of everything!3.Because there is love between them!4.It's the letter B!5.It's the letter Y!6.Because it's in the midst of fun!7.With my hands ,of course!8.Take a longer rope and compare with it!9.What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!10.He didn't cheat!11.Grow old!12.The other half!13.Santa Claus 圣诞老人
14.When there's two of them 有两个人时!15.They don't know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!16.Two.The inside and the outside!17.All animals,for trees can't jump!18.Sleep at night!19.At the bottom!20.Wet!21.Nine!22.They planted peech trees!23.He walked in the other direction!24.Snowflakes!25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!26.Every month has at least 28 days!27.One's appetite!28.From a hen!29.He fell off the last step!30.Because their heads are far from their bodies!31.easy.7-7/7=6!32.easy.5+5/5=6!33.easy.8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!34.Washinton,D.C.!35.The police officer was a lady!36.Because it can't see both sides at once.37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!38.Neither.I use a pen!39.Borrow the book from library.1)What month do soldiers hate? 2)How many feet are there in a yard? 3)Why is an empty purse always the same? 4)What book has the most stirring chapters? 5)What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark? 6)What is the smallest room in the world? 7)What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? 8)How do we know the ocean is friendly? 9)Which can move faster, heat or cold? 10)Why is the library the highest building?
Keys: 1)March(三月，行军)2)It depends on how many people stand in the yard.(码，院子)3)There is no change in it.(零钱，变化)4)A cook book.(动人的，搅拌的)5)Hot dog.(热狗)6)Mushroom.(蘑菇)7)Drink well water.(井水，健康的)8)It waves.(起波浪，招手致意)9)Heat, because you can catch cold.(追上冷，患感冒)10)It has the most stories.(故事，（楼）层)
（1）----Who is closer to you，your mom or your dad ?(爸爸和妈妈谁和你更近？）
—— Mom is closer because dad is father.
（2）----What fruit is never found singly ?(什么水果永远不会是单个的？）
—— A pear.
（3）----Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ?(年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）
—— Because she is Miss Fortune. 注: 以上脑筋急转弯泛采用了同音词（homonyms）:（1）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远）（2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一对），（3）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸）
（4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(为什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的东西？） ——Because it is matchless.
（5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？） ——Because he enjoyed cool music.
（6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么东西即使放在冰箱里也热？） ——Pepper.
注: 以上脑筋急转弯大量运用了双关语（puns）：
（4）“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”；（5）“cool”可表示“冷的、凉的”，也可指“棒、时髦、美妙的”；（6）“hot”有两个意思：“热”、“辣”。
（7）What kind of table has no legs?—A timetable.（8）What month do soldiers hate？ —March.
（9）Why is a peacock the best story teller? —Because it always has a beautiful tail.
（10）Which runs faster，heat or cold?—Heat，because you can catch a cold.
（11）Why does time fly? —Because many people are trying to kill it.（12）What eight-letter word has only one letter in it? —Envelope.（13）What word is pronounced wrong，even by the best of scholars? —The word“wrong”.
（14）Where does harvest come before work?—In a dictionary.
（15）Why is the letter E so important?—Because it is the beginning of everything.
第五篇：英语谜语
Who makes it, has no need of it.Who buys it, has no use for it.Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.--------coffin
Tell me what a dozen rubber trees with thirty boughs on each might be?-----Months of the year
As I went over London Bridge I met my sister Jenny I broke her neck and drank her blood And left her standing empty.-----Gin
It is said among my people that some things are improved by death.Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?-----Pig
All right.Riddle me this: what goes through the door without pinching itself? What sits on the stove without burning itself? What sits on the table and is not ashamed?------the Sun
What work is it that the faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished?-----roasting meat on a spit Whilst I was engaged in sitting I spied the dead carrying the living.-----a ship I know a word of letters three.Add two, and fewer there will be.-----'few' when I take my clothes off
he get dressed when I put my clothes on he is undressed(打一用品）当我脱下衣服时，它就穿上衣服； 当我穿上衣服时，它就脱下衣服。答案是“衣架”
.What animal wears big black glasses on its face? 什么动物脸上戴个大墨镜？（Panda 熊猫）
2.I'm almost white, but the fur of my ears, eye pits are black.I live in the wild forests,I like eating bamboos!Who am I ?
我几乎是白的，但耳朵、眼窝是黑的。我生活在森林里，喜欢吃竹子。我是谁？（Panda 熊猫）
3.a cat,eyes like a cat,a tail like a cat ,but isn't a cat? 眼睛尾巴像只猫,但又不是猫?（Tiger 老虎）
4：What letter is a body of water? 谜底是：C(sea)即字母C,谐音就是“sea”大海，有很多水.What is the most difficult key to turn? Answer：donkey（驴、傻瓜)One thing has no feet,but it can travel all around the world,what is it? It looks like a cat,it is big and fierce,what is it? Tiger.They are the biggest animals in the world.(鲸)It is very big, and its nose is very long.(象)What kind of monkey can fly?
What is the largest ant in the world? 1.An elephant（大象）
2.A hot air baboon.（一个热气球）
1.哪种ant（蚂蚁）最大？单词elephant（大象），大象是最大的动物
2.哪种猴子会飞？A hot air baboon.意思是一个热气球，另外baboon的意思也是狒狒（猴类的一种），A hot air baboon在英语里的意思就是热气球
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