小学英语谜语

第一篇：小学英语谜语

51个简单的适合小学生的英语谜语及答案

RIDDLES

1.What is clean when it is black and dirty when it is white?

2.What has a round face and two thin hands, one hand short, one hand long? 3.What is big and bright during the day and we can’t see it at night? 4.I am small.I can fly.I like singing in the sky.What am I? 5.Which letter is a drink?

6.Which letter is around an island? 7.Which letter is an animal? 8.Which letter is a kind of vegetable? 9.Which is the longest English word? Why? 10.Which letter is a question?

11.Which letter is a part of your face?

12.I am very big and heavy.I have a long nose and big ears.What am I ? 13.I am the tallest animal in the world.What am I ?

14.I live in the sea.I am the biggest animal in the sea.What am I ? 15.What do you call your father’s father’s only son? 16.What is the biggest ant in the world? 17.What is in the middle of the world?

18.What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? 19.What is the smallest room in the world?

20.Teachers write on me with chalk.I can’t talk.What am I ?

21.You have it.You read it.There are some words and pictures on it.What is it?

22.Sometimes it looks like a boat.Sometimes it looks like a small white sun.What is it? 23.You throw away the outside and cook the inside.Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.What did you eat?

24.What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

25.Give me food, and I will live;give me water, and I will die.What am I?

26.What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? 27.I fly, but I have no wings.I cry, but I have no eyes.28.How many letters are in the alphabet?

29.I am always with you.Sometimes behind you, sometimes before you, sometimes by your side, but you can’t see me in the dark.30.What table is in the field?

31.What table can tell you what to do? 32.What changes a pear into a pearl?

33.What letter makes a road broad? 34.When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?

35.I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water.What am I? 36.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?

37.I am everywhere in the earth.Without me, you have to die.What am I ? 38.I can’t walk.I can’t fly.I can swim.What am I ?

39.I am green in spring and yellow in autumn.Birds like me and people like me.What am I ?

40.Chicken grows from it.What is it?

41.It’s very small in the sky, but it’s actually very big.What is it? 42.It’s a colourful bridge in the sky.What is it? 43.Why do lions eat raw meat(生肉)？ 44.Why is six afraid of seven?

45.A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.How can this be possible? 46.I am white.You can drink me.I am in the dairy group.What am I ?

47.I am green or red.I am spicy and hot.I am in the vegetable group.What am I ? 48.I am a kind of fruit, green outside and red inside.What am I ?

49.I am a kind of fruit, yellow outside and white inside with small black seeds.What am I ?

50.I am orange.I am thin and long.Rabbits like me very much.What am I ?

51.David was out for a walk when it started to rain.He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat.His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.How could this happen?

SOLUTIONS

1.blackboard 2.a clock 3.the sun 4.a bird 5.T(tea)6.C(sea)7.B(bee)

8.P(pea)9.smiles(There's a mile between the first and the last letter.)

10.Y(why)

11.I(eye)12.an elephant 13.a giraffe

14.the whale 15.father/daddy 16.an e lephant 17.the letter “r” 18.mom 19.mushroom 20.a blackboard 21.a book 22.the moon 23.chicken 24.stamp 25.fire 26.river 27.cloud 28.eight 29.shadow 30.vegetable 31.timetable 32.“L”

33.“b”

34.(22)35.a map 36.hot dog 37.air 38.fish 39.a tree 40.an egg

41.a star/ the sun/ the moon 42.a rainbow 43.Because they can’t cook.44.Because seven eight(ate)nine.45.Because all of her children are boys.46.milk 47.pepper 48.a watermelon 49.a banana

50.a carrot

51.Because he’s bald.33、字谜:八字头——学

34、字谜:千里挑一,百里挑一——伯

35、字谜:群雁追舟—巡2110 ,猜一个字 答案是:言36、4个人搬个木头 ,猜一个字 答案是:杰

37、一人 ,猜一个字 答案是:大

38、一人一张口,口下长只手,猜一字 答案是:拿

39、一人在内,猜一字 答案是:40、一人挑两小人,猜一字 答案是:夹

41、一人腰上挂把弓,猜一字 答案是:夷

42、一口吃掉牛尾巴,猜一个字 答案是:告

43、一口咬定,猜一字 答案是: 交

44、一大二小,猜一个字 答案是:奈

45、一斗米,猜一个字 答案是:料

46、一月七日,猜一个字 答案是:脂

47、一加一,猜一字 答案是: 王

48、一半儿,猜一个字 答案是:臼49一字十三点,难在如何点 ,猜一个字 答案是:汁50、一百减一 ,猜一个字 答案是:白

51、一夜又一夜,猜一字 答案是:多52一个人搬两个土 ,猜一个字 答案是:佳

53、一个礼拜 ,猜一个字 答案是:旨

54、一家十一口,猜一字 答案是:吉

55、一家有七口,种田种一亩,自己吃不够,还养一条狗 答案是:兽

56、一根木棍,吊个方箱,一把梯子,搭在中央 答案是:面

57、一只牛,猜一个字 答案是:生

58、一只狗四个口,猜一个字 答案是:器

59、一一箭穿心,猜一字 答案是:必60、一点一横长,一撇到南洋,南洋有个人,只有一寸长 答案是:府61、一边是水,一边是山,猜一个字 答案是:汕62、一边是红,一边是绿,一边喜风,一边喜雨 答案是:秋63、七人八只眼,猜一个字 答案是:货64、七人头上长了草,猜一字 答案是:花65、七十二小时,猜一个字 答案是:晶66、七个人有八只眼,十人亦有八只眼,西洋人也眼八只,家母同样眼八只,猜四个字 答案是:货真价实67、九十九,猜一字 答案是:白

8、九只鸟,猜一个字 答案是:鸠69、九号,猜一字 答案是: 旭70、九辆车,猜一个字 答案是:轨71、九点,猜一字 答案是:丸72、二八佳人 ,猜一个字 答案是:妙73、二小姐 ,猜一个字 答案是:姿74、二兄弟,各自立 ,猜一个字 答案是:竞75、人不在其位 ,猜一个字 答案是:立76、人有他则变大,猜一个字 答案是:一77、人我不分,猜一个字 答案是:俄78、人都到了 ,猜一个字 答案是:倒79、人无寸铁,猜一个字 答案是:控80、人无信不立,猜一字 答案是:言81、八十八 ,猜一个字 答案是:米82、八兄弟同赏月,猜一个字 答案是:脱83、刀出鞘,猜一字 答案是:力84、十一个读书人 ,猜一个字 答案是:仕85、十二点 ,猜一个字 答案是:斗86、十三点 ,猜一个字 答案是:汁87、十五人,猜一字 答案是:伞88、十五天 ,猜一个字 答案是:胖89、十元买早餐,八元买豆干 ,猜一个字 答案是:干90、十月十日(武昌起义),猜一字 答案是:朝91、十月十日,猜一个字 答案是:萌92、十字架下三个人,猜一个字 答案是:来93、十字对十字,太阳对月亮,猜一个字 答案是:朝

第二篇：小学英语脑筋急转弯-谜语

1.what letter is an animal? 哪个字母是一个动物？

2.What letter stands for the ocean? 哪个字母代表海洋？

3.what letter is a question? 哪个字母是一个问题？

4.what letter is your eye? 哪个字母是你的眼睛？

5.what letter is a vegetable? 哪个字母是一种蔬菜？

6.what stays hot even if put it in a fridge? 什么东西即使放到冰箱中也是热的？

7.what fruit is never found singly? 什么水果永远都不会是单数？

8.With which hand do you write? 你用哪只手写字呢？

9.what man cannot live in a house? 什么人不能住在房子里？

10.What never asks questions but has a lot of answers? 什么东西永远不问问题但是却有很多答案？

11.What question can you never answer “Yes” to? 什么问题你永远也不能回答“是”？

12.You have it.You read it.There’re some pictures in it.What is it? 你拥有它，你可以阅读它，它有些图片在里面，它是什么？

13.A mouse has a large pocket.What is it? 一种鼠有一个大袋子，它是什么？

14.It has a head, but no neck.It has a body, but no warmth.NO feet,but can travel.What is it?

它有头，但没有脖子，有身体，但不温暖，没有脚，却能旅行。

15.what will you break once you say it? 什么东西你说出来就打破了它？

16.why is the library the highest building? 为什么图书馆是最高的建筑？

17.What do every couple have in common? 每一对夫妻都有的共同点是什么？

18.What word is pronounced wrong，even by the best of scholars? 哪个单词即使是最好的学者来念都念错？

19.What animal is taller sitting down than standing up? 什么动物坐着比站着高？

20.What is black when it's clean and white when it’s dirty? 什么东西干净的时候是黑色的，脏的时候是白色的？

21.What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? 哪个五个字母的单词当你去掉两个单词后还剩6个？

22.What has four eyes but cannot see? 什么有四个眼睛，但是看不见？

23.What's the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space;the beginning of end, and the end of every place?

什么是永恒的开始，是时间的结束，是结局的开始，是每一个地方的结束？

24.What can you catch but cannot throw? 什么东西你能抓住但是不能扔掉？

25.What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth? 什么是聋哑的，但是却总是告诉我们真相？

26.What has a tongue but cannot talk? 什么东西有舌头但是却不会说话？

27.What has teeth but cannot eat? 什么东西有牙齿却不能吃东西？

28.What is yours but is used by others more than by yourself? 什么东西是你的但是别人却用的比你多？

29.What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out? 什么东西穿过门，但是从来不进去或者出来？

30.What gets larger，the more you take away? 什么东西你拿走越多，反而越大？

31.What do we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing pigeon? 把一只啄木鸟和一只识途的鸽子融合在一起，会得到什么？

32.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world? 世界上哪个地方下午比早上先到？

33.What do you know about the kings of France? 你对法国君主有什么了解？

34.what tree is always very sad? 什么树总是很伤心？

35.what is full when it's used and empty when it's at rest? 什么东西在使用它的时候是满的，在它休息的时候是空的？

36.When can you get water with a net? 什么时候你可以用用网得到水呢？

37.Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? 为什么在四月一日愚人节人们都很累？

38.What's the poorest bank in the world? 世界上最贫穷的银行是什么？

39.what is heavier in summer than in winter? 什么东西夏天比冬天重？

40.What can pierce one's ears without a hole? 什么东西能穿透一个人的耳朵而不留下一个洞？

41.What's too much for two and just right for one? 什么东西对两个人来说太多，一个人刚刚好？

42.What has two legs but can't walk? 什么东西有两条腿却不能走路？

43.What is pronounced like one letter,written with three letters，and belongs to most of animals?

什么东西读起来像是一个字母，写起来是三个字母，并且几乎所有动物都有它呢？

44.What always goes up and never goes down? 什么东西永远只升不降？

1.[答案]B（Bee）

2.[答案]C（sea）3.[答案]Y（why）4.[答案]I（eye）5.[答案]P（pea）豌豆 6.[答案]pepper（胡椒粉）

谜语解析：hot也有辣的意思。

7.[答案]：pear（梨）

谜语解析：pear和pair（一双）读音相同。

8.[答案]neither

谜语解析： Neither.I use a pen！都不用，我用笔！

9.[答案]snowman（雪人）10.[答案]dictionary（字典）

11.[答案]Are you dead？（你死了吗？）

谜语解析：或者Are you asleep？（你睡着了吗？）

12.[答案]book（书）13.[答案]kangaroo（袋鼠）14.[答案]car（汽车）15.[答案]silence（沉默）16.[答案]It has the most stories.谜语解析：story有两层意思，一个是故事，一个是楼层。

17.[答案]They're married on the same day.（他们都在同一天结婚。）18.[答案]wrong（错）

19.[答案]dog（狗）20.[答案]blackboard（黑板）21.[答案]sixth，去掉后是six。22.[答案]Mississippi（密西西比）

谜语解析：有4个i，但是因为是地名，所以看不见。

23.[答案]e

谜语解析：看这四个单词的结尾就明白了。

24.[答案]cold（感冒）

谜语解析：英文中感冒为catch a cold

25.[答案]mirror（镜子）26.[答案]shoe鞋 27.[答案]corn玉米

28.[答案]your name（你的名字）29.[答案]keyhole（锁眼）30.[答案]hole（洞）

31.[答案]a bird that knocks on the door when delivering messages（将得到一只送信时会敲门的鸟）

32.[答案]in the dictionary（在字典里）33.[答案]They are all dead.（他们都死了。）34.[答案]weeping willow（垂柳）

谜语解析：weeping willow的意思是垂柳，weeping是哭，willow是柳树。

35.[答案]shoe（鞋）

36.[答案]When water is turned into ice.（当水变成冰的时候。）

37.[答案]Because they have just had a long March.因为他们刚度过了一个很长的三月（行军）。

谜语解析：march除了三月以外还有行军的意思。

38.[答案]bank（河岸）

谜语解析：bank除了银行还有河岸的意思。

39.[答案]traffic to the beach（去海滩的车流）

谜语解析：heavy除了重的意思，还有交通量大的，繁忙的意思。

40.[答案]noise（噪音），voice（声音）。41.[答案]secret（秘密）

谜语解析：因为两个知道就是不是秘密了。

42.[答案]compass（圆规）43.[答案]eye（眼睛）44.[答案] age（年龄）

第三篇：小学英语谜语和答案

导语：通过谜语，可以帮助同学们更好进行英语的学习哦。以下是小学英语谜语和答案，供大家了解和参考。

小学英语谜语一

1.What is smaller than an insect's mouth?

2.What season is the most dangerous one?

3.What's too much for me,just right for two,but nothing at all for three?

4.On what day of a year do soldiers start wars in history?

5.How many feet are in a yard?

6.What person tries to make others smile most of the time?

7.From what number can one take half and leave nothing?

8.What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes,tells but does not talk?

9.How many months have 28 days?

10.Which horses have six legs?

11.Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother,but is still a child of your mother and father?

12.What has teeth but can't eat?

13.What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?

14.Which candle burns longer:a black one or a white one?

15.Why does a cook wear a high,white hat?

16.Can you name five days of the week without saying: Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday?

17.What kind of dog never can bite and bark?

18.What has a soft bed but never sleeps,a big mouth but never speaks?

19.Four girls have a basket with four apples in it.How can you divide the apples so that each girl gets a whole apple and one still remains in the basket?

20.Which eight-letter word has one letter in it?

Keys ：

1.Anything it eats.2.Autumn.Because it is also FALL.3.A secret.4.March fourth.When a war breaks out,they'll have to march forth.5.It depends on how many people are standing in it.6.A photographer.7.The number 8.8.A clock.9.All of them.Each month has its 28th day.10.All horses have forelegs(four legs)in front and two in back, so they all have six legs.11.You yourself are.12.A comb.13.A farmer.He can raise pigs, chickens and so on without lifting them.14.Neither.Because all candles burn shorter.15.To cover his head.16.The day before yesterday,yesterday,today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.17.A hot dog.18.A river.19.Give three girls an apple each,and give the fourth girl her apple in the basket.20.Envelope.小学英语谜语二

RIDDLES

1.What is clean when it is black and dirty when it is white?

2.What has a round face and two thin hands, one hand short, one hand long?

3.What is big and bright during the day and we can’t see it at night?

4.I am small.I can fly.I like singing in the sky.What am I?

5.Which letter is a drink?

6.Which letter is around an island?

7.Which letter is an animal?

8.Which letter is a kind of vegetable?

9.Which is the longest English word? Why?

10.Which letter is a question?

11.Which letter is a part of your face?

12.I am very big and heavy.I have a long nose and big ears.What am I ?

13.I am the tallest animal in the world.What am I ?

14.I live in the sea.I am the biggest animal in the sea.What am I ?

15.What do you call your father’s father’s only son?

SOLUTIONS

1.blackboard

2.a clock

3.the sun

4.a bird

5.T(tea)

6.C(sea)

7.B(bee)

8.P(pea)

9.smiles(There's a mile between the first and the last letter.)

10.Y(why)

11.I(eye)

12.an elephant

13.a giraffe

14.the whale

15.father/daddy

第四篇：英语谜语

英语谜语大全

1.What month do soldiers hate? 2.How many feet are there in a yard? 3.Why is an empty purse always the same? 4.What book has the most stirring chapters? 5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark? 6.What is the smallest room in the world?

7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? 8.How do we know the ocean is friendly? 9.Which can move faster, heat or cold? 10.Why is the library the highest building? What month do soldiers hate? March(三月，行军)

How many feet are there in a yard?

It depends on how many people stand in the yard.(码，院子)Why is an empty purse always the same? There is no change in it.(零钱，变化)What book has the most stirring chapters? A cook book.(动人的，搅拌的)What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark? Hot dog.(热狗)

What is the smallest room in the world? Mushroom.(蘑菇)What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? Drink well water.(井水，健康的)How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves.(起波浪，招手致意)Which can move faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because you can catch cold.(追上冷，患感冒)Why is the library the highest building? It has the most stories.(故事，（楼）层)

1.What table is in the field? 2.What is the only thing you can break when you say its name? 3.What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?

4.What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name?

5.What changes a pear into a pearl? 6.What question can never be answered by 'Yes'? 7.What ship has two mates but no captain? 8.What is the most difficult key to turn? 9.Where can you always find money?

10.What is the surest way to double your money?

11.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world? 12.What is the smallest bridge in the world? 13.What letter makes a road broad? 14.What letter sounds like a vegetable?

15.Why is a pig the most unusual animal in the world? 16.What match can't be put in a match-box? 17.When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?

18.I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water.What am I? 19.I am something that has teeth but can't eat.What am I? 20.What is a sick man a controdiction? Key: 1．Vegetable

2.silence

3.mirror

4.nothing

5.the letter “l” 6.Are you asleep? 7.courtship

8.a donkey

9.In the dictionary

10.Fold it.11.In the dictionary

12.the bridge of a nose

13.letter B

14.letter P 15.Because it is killed before it is cured(烧烤待处理)16.Football match, basketball match, etc.17.When they make 22.18.A map 19.A comb 20.When he is an impatient patient.Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?

A: Lunch and supper.Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?

A: He wanted to see the waterfall.Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?

A: He wanted to see the butterfly.Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?

A: He wanted to save time.Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?

A: A clock.Q: What has a neck, but no head?

A: A bottle.Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?

A: On the bottom.Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and

round at the ends?

A: Ohio.Q: “There were some twins.One was twenty, the other was

twenty 2.One married the other.How can be this ?”

A: “One was twenty, the other twenty too.One was a priest so

he married the other”

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?

A: C-A-T.Q: How many legs does an ant have?

A: Two, the same as an uncle.(HINT: ant = aunt)

Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?

A: All of them.Q: What can't be used until it's broken?

A: An egg.Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?

A: Baby tigers.Q: What is Black and white and read(red)all over?

A: A newspaper

Submitted by: Ashley

Q: Why is number six afraid ?

A: Because seven eight nine(seven ate nine)

Submitted by MR Engelsman

Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?

A: He has bugs on his teeth!

Submitted by Judy Snoke

Q: What did zero say to eight?

A: Nice belt.(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)

Q: What did number 1 say to 7?

A: Nice hair

In the alphabet...Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?

A: “i”(I)Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?

“y”(Why?“)

Q: Which letter is not me?

A: U.Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in

two days?

A: W(Double u-Double you)

Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?

A: Because every direction is south.Submitted by Cüneyt ARAS

Q: Why is the A like a flower?

A: Because the B is after it.Why is the letter ”A“ like noon?

Because it's in the middle of the day.Q: ”What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?“

A: ”The C“

Submitted by Susana P.Varona

Q: ”What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?“

A: ”The Q.(queue)

Submitted by José Mª Pérez

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?

A: A horse and its rider.Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?

A: The horse's shadow.Q.Why was the hearse horse hoarse?

A.Because of the coffin

Submitted by Ciaran P.McCarthy

Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?

Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

A: A teapot.Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk there.Submitted by Yang Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?

A: Because it's too far to walk!

Submitted by Michèle Larouche

Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday

have in common?

A: None!None of them have “c”, “o”,“m” or “n” in them.Submitted by Paulo José L.do Amaral

I tried this one with Japanese university students.They

understood all the words and enjoyed it.Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?

A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.A: A mushroom.Submitted by LUZ

Q: What gets wetter as it dries?

A: A towel

Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday.Two days later he rode

home on Tuesday.How is this possible?

A: His horse's name is Tuesday.Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

A: He didn't have anybody to take.(any BODY)

Submitted by Toni Allen(from daughter)

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident.The father

died.The son was taken to the hospital.The doctor came in

and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son.Who

was the doctor?

A: The doctor was his mother.It's an old riddle that is more difficult in some countries

than in others.Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?

A: Because he/she was going to high school!

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!

Submitted by: Dave Williams

Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?

A: They are Saturday and Sunday.All the others are weak

(week)days.Submitted by both Motoko Hashimoto & Alfredo Bilopolsky Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?

A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.Submitted by: Rabi'a

Q: What do you call a bear without an “ear”?

A: BBBBBBB

Submitted by: Drew Bassett

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?

A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?

B: 4 or 5

A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your

stomach isn't empty.Submitted by: Mirali

If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will

like this one.Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

A: To find Pluto.Submitted by: Elisa-SN Argentina

Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a

calf's mother? A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma.(It needs to be spoken to understand it.)

Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?

A: Carlos

It's pronounced “carless”(meaning without a car)

Submitted by Laurence Whiteside

Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?

A: You don't have to pay for lightening.This riddle may be used when teaching a lesson on occupations.Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?

A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.Submitted by: Tania Mello(Sao Paulo, Brazil)

Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?

A: Your lap.(good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop'，lap-dog, etc.)

Submitted by: Richard

Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?

A: A sandwich.Submitted by Tinour Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?

A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the

street.Submitted by: Drew Hinds

Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a

wet day?

A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain

Submitted by: Eileen Dwyer

Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?

A: There is a fan in every seat.My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?

A:(Try to elicit responses..)Tri-Lingual.Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?

A:(Many of them know this one)Bi-Lingual.Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?

A: An American!

Submitted by: Sarah

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?

A: Fsh.(Hint: No “eye” = No “i”)

Submitted by: Kristi Swarbrick, Edmonton, AB, Canada

Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?

A: A pack of playing cards.Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?

A: Selfish.Submitted by Cüneyt Aras, Turkey

Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

A: Because the teacher was Hayden.(Hayden--> Hidin'--> Hiding)

Submitted by Sheila S.and Judy R.Q.What's a minimum?

A.A very small mother!

(mini-mom)

Submitted by Thierry A.Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

A: Because it's two-tired(too tired)

Submitted by Shir Noy

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?

A: Pork chops.Q: What's got a head and a tail, but no body?

A: A coin.Q: What's got a wave but no sea?

A: My hair.Submitted by Nadia, age 7

Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?

A: A yard.Submitted by Dobbin Pelagius

Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?

A: Wherever he wants to.Submitted by François Falardeau

What makes “oom” and gives milk?

A cow walking backwards.Submitted by Fernando

Q: What does a man say when he walks into a bar?

A: Ouch!

Submitted by Miguel M.Llop Díaz-Cano

Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?

A: The Vampire State building.Q: What do cows like to read? A: The mooooospaper

Q: What is the longest word?

A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last

s.Submitted by Guillermo Flores GrajalesCanada

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Submitted by Mark Grable

A: Why did the boy balloon chase the girl balloon?

Q: Because he wanted to see her bust!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: fsh(No letter “i”, so no i's.)

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No idea.(No eye deer)

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

A: Still no idea.Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?

A: They go to the mooovies!

Q: What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?

A: A dead horse!

A: What is the difference between a mail box and an elephant? B: I don't know.A: I'm not going to give you any letters to post then!

Submitted by Leda Giménez de Comba , from Argentina

Q: What do you call 'a fly' without wings?

A: You call it 'a walk.'

Submitted by Makaron

I saw this on a web-site of musician jokes.It's not original，but I thought I would share it.Here it is:

Q: What's the difference between a musician and a savings

bond?

A: A savings bond eventually matures and earns money.Submitted by James Wilson, Mt.San Antonio College

Q: What color is a guitar string?

A: Plink!

(It is the sound the a guitar makes.The word sounds like the

color “pink.”)

Submitted by Submitted by V.Ellison

What goes “ZUB, ZUB”?

A bee flying backwards.(Buz,Buz)wards.(Buz,Buz)

Submitted by Jozef Karpat

(After teaching about telling time)

Teacher: What time is it?

Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?

Teacher: Nope.Students: About nine o'clock?

Teacher: No.Students: What then?

Teacher: It's time to go home.Submitted by Kier Bass

Q: What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?

A: You are the light of my life.Submitted by brenda “la chuca”

Q: Why did the golfer take and extra pair of pants for his

Saturday round of golf?

A: In case he got a hole in one.Submitted by Leah Davis Q.Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

A.In case he got a hole in one!

Submitted by Lesley Morgan

Q: What flowers have two lips?

A: Tulips

Q: They travel all over the world but end up in the corner，what are they?

A: Stamps

Submitted by Takya, Malaysia.Q: Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the

cliff?

A: There's no use crying over split milk.Submitted by Alfred Vincent

Q: Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped out.How many were left?

A: None.They were all copycats.Q: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

A: A jeweler sells watches.A jailer watches cells.Submitted by Cristina Toso

Q: What is a bachelor?

A: A man who never Mrs.(misses)anyone.Submitted by C.Berry

Q: Why do cows have bells?

A: Because their horns don't work.Submitted by Barbara Koehler

This one may be difficult for some ESL students since it

requires knowing the words “seagul”, “bay” and “bagel”

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

Submitted by Corey Palmer, Lemoore, CA

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and an English

textbook?

A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.Q: How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best

teaching method?

A: Shoot nine of them.(Use as an example of the insult variety of jokes.)Q: Why were the little drops of ink crying?

A: Their mother was in the pen and they did not know how long

her sentence would be.Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”

Q: How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater?

A: I didn't even know sheep could knit!

Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?

A: Expla-nation.Q: What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.?

A: Color-ado.Submitted by Jeanine Padilha,Brazil

Q: In what state does it cost the most to live in?

A: Expennsylvania.Submitted by Mike McKinney

Q: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?

A: The cold shoulder.Submitted by Sean

A Christmas time joke for grammar classes:

Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses.Submitted by: Mike

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: Why bother, he won't come anyway.Q: How do you top a car?

A: Tep on the brake, tupid!

Submitted by Sandra Duncan

Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the

vowels including “y” ?

A: Unquestionablely!

Submitted by lisa

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk.Submitted by Kevin Long

Vocabulary Quiz:

Q: What is the longest word in the English language?

A: Smiles.(There is a mile between the first letter and the

last letter.)

Information Quiz:

Q: What is the tallest building in our town? A: The library.(It has the most stories.)

Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”

Q: If you are Russian before you enter the bathroom and

Finnish after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you

are in the bathroom?

A: European.(You're a-peein'.)

Submitted by Cara Thompson(from my step-daughters)

This riddle may be good for high-level science majors.Q: What do you call a test tube that graduates from high

school?

A: A graduated cylinder

Submitted by Margaret Elliott

Q: How did Jonah feel after he got swallowed by a fish?

A: Down in the mouth.Q: What did the monk say to the hotdog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything.Submitted by Jason Schulte

Maybe only appropriate for more mature students.Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

A: Dam!

Submitted by: DuMars

Q: A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and

a piano.How did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get

out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a

table.How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty

room.How did he escape?

A: The first man drank from the springs of the bed, ate the

dates off the calendar and played the piano until he found the

right key, which he used to unlock the door.The second man

looked in the mirror to see what he saw.Then he took the saw

and cut the table in half.Next, he put the two halves

together to make a whole.Finally, he crawled out through the

hole.The third man broke out with the measles.Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”

Q.What's brown and sticky? A.A stick!

Submitted by Moira Dykes, Cambridge

第五篇：英语谜语

1.汽车会飞(猜一种饮料)答案：咖啡 谜语解析(car 飞)2.What stays hot even if put it in a fridge? 什么东西即使放到冰箱中也是热的？

答案：pepper(胡椒粉)

谜语解析：hot也有“辣”的意思

3.What fruit is never found singly? key: pear 什么水果永远都不会是单数?

答案:pear(梨)谜语解析:pear和pair(一双)读音相同 4.With which hand do you write? 你用哪只手写字呢? key: neither, I use a pen!

答案：都不用，我用笔

5.What man cannot live in a house? 什么人不能住在房子里? 谜语snowman（雪人）

6.What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out?

什么东西穿过门，但是从来也没有进去或者出来?

key: keyhole

答案：锁眼

7.What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out?

什么东西穿过门，但是从来也没有进去或者出来?

key: keyhole

答案：锁眼

8.4个手指是four，那么4个弯的手指是什么? 答案：wonderful 谜语解析：弯的four 9.How many sides does a circle have?

一个圆有几个面? key: Two，the inside and the outside

答案：两面，里面和外面

10.When can you get water with a net? 什么时候你可以用网拿到水呢？ key: when water is turned into ice

答案：当水变成冰的时候

11.What's the poorest bank in the world? 世界上最贫穷的银行是什么？

key: the river bank

答案：河岸。bank还有河岸的意思

12.What is yours but is used by others more than by yourself? 什么东西是你的但是别人却用的比你多? key: your name

答案：你的名字

13.What always goes up and never goes down? 什么东西永远只升不降

key: your age

答案：你的年龄

14.What will you break once you say it?

什么东西你说出来就打破了它? key: silence

答案：沉默

15.What do every couple have in common? 每一对夫妻都有的共同点是什么? key: they're married on the same day

答案: 他们都在同一天结婚

16.What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?

哪个单词即使是最好的学者来念都念错? key: wrong

答案：wrong(错)

17.Which can move faster，heat or cold？ 冷和热谁跑得快？

key: Heat，because you can catch cold．热跑得快，因为你追得上冷。

cold n．冷；感冒 catch cold追上冷；患感冒 18.What is full when it's used and empty when it's at rest? 什么东西在使用它的时候是满的，在他休息的时候是空的。key：a shoe

答案：鞋

19.What has teeth but cannot eat? 什么东西有牙齿却不能吃东西?

key：corn

答案：玉米