第一篇：小学英语短文带翻译
小学英语短文带翻译
My Hobby
I'm xxx.I live in China.I like swimming, reading books, cooking, watching TV, listening to music, and ridingbikes.Tell me something about you: what's your hobby?
我的爱好
我是xxx，我住在中国，我喜欢游泳，读书，做饭。看电视，听音乐，和骑自行车。告诉我关于你的事，你的爱好是什么?
第二篇：小学英语短文带翻译
Charlie was seven years old.His sister, Emily, was two years younger than him.One day, their mother took them to their uncle's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played for a while, and then their uncle took Charlie into the kitchen.He gave him a nice cake and a knife, and said to him, “Now here's a knife, Charlie, Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but do it like a gentleman.”
“Like a gentleman?” Charlie asked.“How do gentlemen do it?”
“They always give the bigger piece to the other people,”.answered his uncle.Charlie thought about this for a few seconds, and then he took the cake to his sister and said to her, “Cut this cake in half, Emily.”
查理7岁了，他的妹妹艾米丽比他小两岁。有一天，妈妈在自己要去去大城市里买衣服，就把他们送到叔叔家里玩。
小朋友们玩了一会，叔叔带着查理到了厨房，他给了查理一个蛋糕和小刀，并对查理说：“查理这儿有一把刀，你用这把刀，把蛋糕分成两份，分其中的一办给你的妹妹，要表现的像个小绅士。”
“像个绅士？”查理不解道：“绅士应该怎么做呢？”
“绅士会把大的一块给妹妹”叔叔说。
查理考虑了一会，他把蛋糕拿给了妹妹，并对妹妹说：“艾米丽，你来把这个蛋糕一切为二吧！”
第三篇：英语短文带翻译
The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子
A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard.Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly.Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.Zeal should not outrun discretion.有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过 去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。这是说，有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，就会身遭不幸。
The Raven and the Swan乌鸦和天鹅
A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage.Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools.But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished.Change of habit cannot alter Nature.乌鸦非常羡慕天鹅洁白的羽毛。他猜想天鹅一定是经常洗澡，羽毛才变得如此洁白无 瑕。于是，他毅然离开了他赖以生存的祭坛，来到江湖边。他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一 点都没洗白，反而因缺少食物饥饿而死。
这故事是说，人的本性不会随着生活方式的改变而改变。
A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun.So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.After 15 minutes of this, a lady－one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing.“I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working.”
“Duh you have to roll up the windows first!”
一位女士把车撞了一个坑,于是就去修车。
修理工决定幽她一默。他告诉她,她只需把车开回家,然后从排气管里往车里吹气,直到凹陷处自己鼓起来。
这位女士如法操作了15分钟。这时,她的一位女性朋友来拜访她,并问她在做什么。
“我正在试着让那个坑鼓起来,但这个办法似乎并不管用。”
“嗯……你必须先把车窗摇上去！”
1。Today and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable.We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles.We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought.We happily spent a happy day.今天和朋友一起出外交游，外面的空气很好，人感觉很舒服。我们骑着自行车一路欣赏鸟语花香。享受着大自然带给我们的无限美好。大家开开心心地度过了愉快的一天。
2。Today Mailehaoduo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things.Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy.I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love.`` 今天买了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，买东西有父母帮付钱。不像平时自己上街买东西碰到喜欢的但看了价钱都要考虑好久，呵呵，真的是很开心。我爱我的父母，太感谢他们对我的 关心和爱戴了。
October 1st is the National Day of the People ' Republic of China,our country.I love our country and I'm so pround of I am Chinese.On the National Day,I went out with my mother and saw there were a lot of national flags in front of many shops.I was so happy to see that because that shows the Chinese people 's love for China.There were also a military parade(阅兵式)in the Tian'anmen Square in Beijing on that day.I saw it on TV and I was so excited.I hope our country will be stronger and stronger.10月1号是中华人民共和国成立的日子。我热爱我们的国家。作为一个中国人我感到无比骄傲和自豪。在国庆节这一天我和我妈妈出去逛街看到许多商店的门口都挂着国旗。看到这种情景我十分高兴因为它显示出了中国人民对祖国的爱。今天在北京天安门
广场有阅兵式。当我从电视上看到阅兵式的时候感到十分激动。我希望我们的国家变得越来越强壮。
My family
I love my family, because I have a happy family.My father is an English teacher.His name is Jacky.He is thirty-eight.He likes playing basketball.What’s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you’re right!My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven.My mother is always laborious work.I love my parents!On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball.Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home.I love my family.Because I’m very happy to live with my parents together!
我的家庭 我爱我的家庭,因为我有一个快乐的家庭.我的爸爸是一名英语教师,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38岁.他非常喜欢打篮球.我的妈妈是赶什么呢?她是一名教师吗?是的.你说对了!我的妈妈是一个很亲切、友善的人,她今年37岁.我妈妈总是勤劳的干活.我爱我的父母.在星期六和星期天里,我经常去图书馆和弹钢琴.我爸爸去打篮球.有时侯,我们都在家看电视和听音乐.我爱我家.因为我和爸爸妈妈一起生活得很开心!
My Room
This is my room.Near the window there is a desk.I often do my homework at it.You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen.On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat.There is a clock above the end of my bed.I usually put my shoe under my bed.Of course there is a chair in front of the desk.I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.我的房间
这是我的房间。在窗口附近有一张书桌。我经常在那做我的家庭作业。您能看有些书，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和笔。在墙壁在书桌有猫的图片。有一个时钟在我的床上的末端。我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。当然有一把椅子在书桌前面。我坐那里，并且我能看外面的树和路
Skating
Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday.From then on, I developed the hobby of skating.It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life.I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good!
滑冰
妈妈买了我一双冰鞋鞋子在我的第五个生日。从那时起，我爱好滑冰。它不仅使我越来越加强，而且帮助我知道生活许多真谛。我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起来，就是非常好!
The Sea
What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don’t.The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big.In the world, there is more sea than land.Do you know Hainan Island? It’s really very nice.We can see beaches, trees and the sea.We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places.海
你对海知道些什么？ 某些人知道关于它，但其他不。海看起来美丽在一个美好的晴天，海是非常大的。在世界上，比土地有更多海。您是否知道海南岛？ 那非常好。我们能看海滩、树和海。我们可以游泳和参观很多美好的地方。
Computers
Computers are changing our life.You can do a lot of things with a computer.Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work.But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don’t need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket.Computers help us live a more convenient life.计算机
计算机改变我们的生活。您能做很多事用计算机。例如，您能使用计算机写文章，手表录影CDs，戏剧比赛和完成办公室工作。但对计算机的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我们不需要离开家去从图书馆借用书或在超级市场做购物。
计算机帮助我们居住更加方便的生活。
Smiling
I think smiling is as important as sunshine.Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day.If you aren’t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy.Someone may say, “But I don’t feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily.You will really be happy again.”
Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower.It will give you happiness.微笑
我认为微笑是一样重要的象阳光。微笑是象阳光，因为它可能使人愉快和有一个早晨好。如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后将感觉愉快。某人也许说，“但是我不感到愉快”。然后我会说，“请微笑，您，当您愉快地是愉快或戏剧与您的朋友。您真正地再将是愉快的”。
微笑可能让您有更多朋友。如此我说，微笑是象花。它将给您幸福。
Sunday
It was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school.I finished my homework the day before.So I decided to help mother do housework.I washed some clothes after I got up.Then I went shopping with a basket.I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market.After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family.In the evening, I sat at the table and began to write down on my notebook what I had done during the day.星期天
它是星期天，并且我没有必须去学校。我前一天完成了我的家庭作业。如此我决定帮助做家事。在我起来了之后，我洗了一些衣裳。然后我带着篮子去购物。我在市场上买了一些肉、蛋和有些菜。在我回来了之后，我开始为全家烹调晚餐。在晚上，我在我的笔记本写下什么我白天做了什么。
春天：Spring
Spring is a delightful season.The temperatures are moderate, and the blooming trees and flowers make the city bright with colors.This is the time when we can begin to wear lighter and more brightly colored clothes and go outdoors more often.Smaller children like to bring their kites out to the spacious square.Also I enjoy going back to the village on this holiday after being in the city for the winter months.春天是个让人欣喜的季节.气温适中,挂满绿叶的树和盛开的花朵给城市增添了明亮的色彩.在这个时节里,我们可以穿上轻便靓丽的衣服经常出门去了.小孩子们则喜欢在广阔的天空中放风筝.在城里呆了一个冬天之后,我也喜欢回到村子里度假.夏天：
Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air.It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity.I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues.During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home.I usually go there during the summer vacation to relax after many months in school in the city.I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers.夏天是户外运动最好的季节.这是一个橄榄球的季节,橄榄球由于广受欢迎被称为全民运动.我常常看电视,看报纸,从报道中获得小联盟橄榄球赛的比赛结果.夏日里,我喜欢经常去海滩,因为那里离我家不远.在城里的学校呆了几个月后,暑假我常常去那里放松一下.此处有我很熟悉的村民们的宁静生活,这让我倍感舒适.秋天：Autumn
For me the autumn or fall starts in September when school starts its new term.I usually do some shopping.The mild weather made it very nice to study outside under the trees in a small park close to my house.I like to look up the leaves changing colors from green to red and yellow, and then brown colors.The park also has many bright fall flowers;sometimes I see a small squirrel coming down from the tree to hunt for food on the ground.On the weekends, I sometimes like to fly my kite.Usually on the street corners you can see street peddlers selling warm baked sweet potatoes.This is a nice time of the year.我觉得秋天是在9月份新学期开始的时候来临.我常常要去买一些东西.宜人的天气让我感觉在离家不远的小公园的树下学习是件非常惬意的事.我喜欢抬起头看蓍枝头上的树叶由绿变红,变黄,然后再变褐.公园里还有许多鲜艳的秋花.有时我会见到小松鼠从树上跳到地上觅食.在周末,我有时会去放风筝.在街头的拐角处,常常会有街头小贩在卖烤红薯.秋天是一年中的好时节.冬天：Winter Winter is very cold and windy in most parts of China.I usually look forward to the Spring Festival and the winter holiday when I can go to the south where the climate is warmer during these holidays.Also, I look forward to seeing my grandparents and my friends.Winter is the time everyone is in a festive mood.In the city, I usually do a lot of reading at home in the winter because of eh cold weather outside.中国大部分地区的冬天是即冷又有风的。我总是盼望着春节或寒假，到时候我就可以去南方了，当地的气候在这时会暖和的多。我也盼望着去探望我的祖父母和我的朋友。冬天，每个人都怀着喜庆的心情。在城里，冬天的时候我经常待在家里尽情地看书，因为外面的天气非常的冷。
How time flies ,It has past half an month since beginning of the summer holiday.As the weather getting hotter and hotter ,my parent and me go to the seaside.Last week we are go to the Xiamen.It's a beautiful city , bule sky and bule sea.The Xiamen is an island neal the Taiwan.From top of the Riguan rock we can see jinmen island.We spent a happy day in Xiamen.时间过的很快，从放暑假到现在已经半个月了．
由于天气越来越热，我们全家一起到海边度假，上星期我们就到了厦门，那是一个很美丽的城市，有蓝天大海，厦门是一个岛屿离台湾岛很近．从日光岩上面还可以看到金门岛．
我们在厦门度过了一个很开心的假期．
我的妈妈
我的妈妈叫XX.她中等体格,中等身高..她不是非常漂亮,但在我心中却很美丽.她爱笑,她同样希望我也笑得灿烂..她很平凡,是一名人民教师.她从小就培养我坚强的品格,教我做人的道理.她给我自由,让我过上幸福的声国，让我拥有了一个快乐的童年.生活中的很多事情,她总是很宽容.我很感谢她,我永远都不会忘记,在她老的时候,好好照顾她.My mother<人教英语初一翻译法＞
My mother is xx.She is of medium build and is of medium height(这是第七单元的最新语法）.She isn't very good-looking（用于修饰人，而beautiful大用于修饰物或动物）,but I think she is really very pretty（这不仅是漂亮，还有在心里的善良等好性情，也有聪明的意思）.She loves laughing(love to do sth.一般表示一段时间类喜欢做的事），and she also hopes I have the same bright smile．She is ordinary，(common虽普遍，但英语
中有粗俗的意思，容易引起异议）she's a teacher.She teaches me to be strong and teaches me how to be a true man from my yonth(这里指青年时代）.She let me free so I have a lovely life,and I remember I had a lovely childhood,too.She is always very good-tempered.I am thinkful to her for everything.I will never forget her.When she is old,I'll take good care of her.风和太阳(The Wind And The Sun)
One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the road.I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”
“We will see about that,” said the sun.“I will let you try first.”
So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak.He blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.“I give up,” said the wind at last.“I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the sun tried.He shone as hard as he could.The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.(有一天风跟太阳说: “看看那个沿着路上走的人.我可以比你快让他把披风脱下来.)(“我们等着看吧,”太阳说, “我让你先试.)
(因此风尝试让那个人把披风脱下来.他用力地吹,可是那个人把披风拉得更紧.)
(“我放弃了,”风最后说, “我无法让他把披风脱下来.”然后由太阳试试看.他尽可能地晒他.不久,那个人很热就把披风脱下来了.)第一篇：THE NEWSPAPER 报 纸
Nowadays the newspaper possesses considerable value Everybody should read it.It supplies us with a variety of news every day.It tells us the political situation of the world.If we form the habit of reading the newspaper, we shall(will)get enough knowledge to cope with our circumstances.现今报纸拥有极大的价值，人人都应该看它。它每天提供我们各种类类的消息。它告诉我们世界政治局势。如果我们养成看报的习惯，我们就能得到足够的知识来因应我们的环境。学生虽然每天须做功课，但他们至少应该匀出一两个小时来看报。哪些，他们不但能增加知识而且也能赶上时代。总而言之，看报对学生很有益处。
------------------第二篇：MY DAILY LIFE 我的日常生活
Though my daily life is extremely monotonous, I try hard to adapt myself to it.Why? Because I intend to be a good student.I wish to render service to my country.I get up at six o’clock every day.After I wash my face and brush my teeth, I begin to review my lessons.I go to school at seven o’clock.After school is over, I return home.We usually have supper at seven o’clock.Then I begin to do my homework.I want to finish it before I go to bed.虽然我的日常生活十分单调，但我却竭力设法去适应它。为什么？因为我打算做一个好学生，希望将来为国家服务。
我每天六点起床、洗脸刷牙后，就开始复习功课，七点钟我就去上学。
放学后，我就回家了。我们通常在七点钟吃晚餐，之后我就开始做家庭作业，希望在睡觉前把它做完。
第三篇：A MODEL STUDENT 模范学生
Do you mind being called a bad student? Of course not.So far as I know, everybody intends to be(become)a model student.However, to be a model student is by no means an easy thing.First, he must do his best to obtain knowledge.A man without sufficient knowledge will not succeed.Secondly, he must remember to improve his health.Only a strong man can do great tasks.Thirdly, he should receive moral education.If his conduct is not good, no one will consider making friends with him.你价意被称为坏学生吗？当然不。就我所知，每个人都打算做模范学生。
然而，做模范学生却不容易。第一，他必须尽力获得知识（求知）。一个没有足够知识的人是不会成功的。第二，他必须记住促进健康。只有强壮的人才能做大事。第三，他应该接受道德教育。如果他品行不好，没有人会考虑和他交朋友的。
第四篇：HOW TO GET HAPPINESS 如何获得快乐
There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world.Without it, life will be empty and meaningless.If you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.First, health is the secret of happiness(the key to happiness).Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.Secondly, happiness consists in contentment.A man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.无疑的快乐是世界上最宝贵的东西。没有它，人生将是空虚的而且毫无意义的。如果你希望知道如何获得快乐，你须注意下面两点。
健康是快乐的要诀。唯有身体强壮的人才能享受人生的乐趣。
快乐在于知足。一个不满于现状的人终是处在痛苦之中。
第五篇：BOOKS 书籍
As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful things.They increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our character.In other words, they are our good teachers and wise friends.This is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more books.Reading is a good thing, but we must pay great attention to the choice of books.It is true that we can derive benefits from good books.However, bad books will do us more harm than good.如众所周知，书籍教我们学习人生，真理，科学以及其它许多有用的东西。它们增加我们的知识，扩大我们的心胸并加强我们的品格。换句话说，它们是我们的良师益友。这是为什么我们的父母终是鼓励我们要多读书的理由。
读书是一好事，但我们必须多加注意书的选择。不错，我们能从好书中获得益处。然而，坏书却对我们有害无益。
第六篇：A TRIP TO THE COUNTRY 乡村游记
One Sunday my mother(Mother)had(made)me take my little young brother to the a trip to the country.She bade me take good care of him.While we were walking along the road, the sun was shining brightly and the breeze was blowing gently.We saw the beautiful flowers smile(smiling)at us and heard the
birds sing(singing)their sweet songs on the trees.The scenery was indeed very pretty(beautiful).When we felt tired, we returned home.We saw Mother(our mother)wait(waiting)for us at the door.有一个星期日，我母亲叫我带小弟弟去乡村游历。她吩咐我要好好照料他。
当我们沿着道路行走的时候，太阳灿烂地照耀着，微风轻轻地吹着。我们看见美丽的花儿对我们微笑着，并听见鸟儿在树上唱着悦耳的歌曲，风景实十分美丽。
当我们感觉到疲倦的时候，我们就回家了。我们看见母样正在门口等候我们。
第七篇：BE PATRIOTIC 要爱国
It is the duty of every citizen to make the country rich and powerful(To make the country rich and strong is...).In order to accomplish this object one must be patriotic(love his country).I consider this an unchangeable truth.How can a student love his country(be patriotic)? I find my answer very simple and clear.He must study hard and store up knowledge so as to serve his(the)country in the future.If every student can do according to what I said, the country will certainly be rich and powerful.要使国家富强是每个公民的责任。为了达到此目的，必须爱国。我认为这是一条不易的定理。
一个学生如何才能爱国呢？我发觉答复很简单明了。他必须用功读书并积储知识以便将来服务国家。如果每个学生能按照我所说的去做，国家一定会富强。
第八篇：THE VALUE OF TIME 爱惜时光
An English proverb says that time is money.I consider it(this)wrong.Why? Because we all know that we can earn money be work but can not in any way get back time(in anyway).For this reason, we may(can)say that time is more valuable than money.Many people do not know the value of time.It(this)is indeed a great pity.We must bear(keep)in mind that wasting time is equal to wasting your life.英国有句谚语说，时间就是金钱。我认为这是不对的。为什么？因为我们大家都知道我们能够用工作赚钱，但无论如何却无法把时间争取回来。基于此种理由，我们可以说时间比钱钱更宝贵。
许多人不知爱惜时光。这确实是可惜的。我们必须记住浪费时间等于浪费生命。
本文的题目叫Love Your Life 热爱生活，希望大家会喜欢这篇英语小短文。
However mean your life is,meet it and live it;do not shun it and call it hard names.It is not so bad as you are.It looks poorest when you are richest.The fault-finder will find faults in paradise.Love your life,poor as it is.You may perhaps have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hourss,even in a poor-house.The setting sun is reflected from the windows of the alms-house as brightly as from the rich man's abode;the snow melts before its door as early in the spring.I do not see but a quiet mind may live as contentedly there,and have as cheering thoughts,as in a palace.The town's poor seem to me often to live the most independent lives of any.May be they are simply great enough to receive without misgiving.Most think that they are above being supported by the town;but it often happens that they are not above supporting themselves by dishonest means.which should be more disreputable.Cultivate poverty
like a garden herb,like sage.Do not trouble yourself much to get new things,whether clothes or friends,Turn the old,return to them.Things do not change;we change.Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.英语小短文译文：不论你的生活如何卑贱，你要面对它生活，不要躲避它，更别用恶言咒骂它。它不像你那样坏。你最富有的时候，倒是看似最穷。爱找缺点的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺点。你要爱你的生活，尽管它贫穷。甚至在一个济贫院里，你也还有愉快、高兴、光荣的时候。夕阳反射在济贫院的窗上，像身在富户人家窗上一样光亮；在那门前，积雪同在早春融化。我只看到，一个从容的人，在哪里也像在皇宫中一样，生活得心满意足而富有愉快的思想。城镇中的穷人，我看，倒往往是过着最独立不羁的生活。也许因为他们很伟大，所以受之无愧。大多数人以为他们是超然的，不靠城镇来支援他们；可是事实上他们是往往利用了不正当的手段来对付生活，他们是毫不超脱的，毋宁是不体面的。视贫穷如园中之花而像圣人一样耕植它吧！不要找新的花样，无论是新的朋友或新的衣服，来麻烦你自己。找旧的，回到那里去。万物不变，是我们在变。你的衣服可以卖掉，但要保留你的思想。
第九篇：WHY SHOULD WE STUDY ENGLISH 为什么我们要学英文
If you want to ask me why we should study English, my answer will be simple and clear.Now let me enumerate the reasons one by one in the following.In the first place, English has become an international language.If you know English, you van make a trip round the world without being misunderstood.In the second place, most valuable books, newspapers and magazines are written in English.If you wish(hope)to get knowledge, you must learn English.如果你要问我们为什么我们要学英文。我的答复很简单明了。现在让我来把我的理由一一列举在下面：
英文已成为一种国际语言。如果你通晓它，你可以环游世界不会被人误解。
大多数有价值的书籍，报纸和杂志都是用英文写的。如果你希望获得知识，你必须学习英文。
第十篇：MY BIRTHDAY 我的生日
Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me presents.Mother prepared a tea party for me.I invited all of them to come and take part in it.The tea party began at half past six.There were cold drinks and refreshments.We ate, talked and laughed.We felt that we were the happiest men in the world.Time passed quickly.In a twinkling, the clock on the wall struck nine.We could not but say “Good-bye” to one another.昨天是我生日，所以有几位我的同班同学送我礼。母亲给我准备一个茶会。我邀请他们都前来参加。
茶会下午六点半开始。有冷饮和点心。我们又吃又谈又笑。我们觉得是世界上最快乐的人。时间过得很快。转瞬间，墙上的钟敲九点了。我们不得不互道再见。
本文的题目叫Love Your Life 热爱生活，希望大家会喜欢这篇英语小短文。
However mean your life is,meet it and live it;do not shun it and call it hard names.It is
not so bad as you are.It looks poorest when you are richest.The fault-finder will find faults in paradise.Love your life,poor as it is.You may perhaps have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hourss,even in a poor-house.The setting sun is reflected from the windows of the alms-house as brightly as from the rich man's abode;the snow melts before its door as early in the spring.I do not see but a quiet mind may live as contentedly there,and have as cheering thoughts,as in a palace.The town's poor seem to me often to live the most independent lives of any.May be they are simply great enough to receive without misgiving.Most think that they are above being supported by the town;but it often happens that they are not above supporting themselves by dishonest means.which should be more disreputable.Cultivate poverty like a garden herb,like sage.Do not trouble yourself much to get new things,whether clothes or friends,Turn the old,return to them.Things do not change;we change.Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.英语小短文译文：不论你的生活如何卑贱，你要面对它生活，不要躲避它，更别用恶言咒骂它。它不像你那样坏。你最富有的时候，倒是看似最穷。爱找缺点的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺点。你要爱你的生活，尽管它贫穷。甚至在一个济贫院里，你也还有愉快、高兴、光荣的时候。夕阳反射在济贫院的窗上，像身在富户人家窗上一样光亮；在那门前，积雪同在早春融化。我只看到，一个从容的人，在哪里也像在皇宫中一样，生活得心满意足而富有愉快的思想。城镇中的穷人，我看，倒往往是过着最独立不羁的生活。也许因为他们很伟大，所以受之无愧。大多数人以为他们是超然的，不靠城镇来支援他们；可是事实上他们是往往利用了不正当的手段来对付生活，他们是毫不超脱的，毋宁是不体面的。视贫穷如园中之花而像圣人一样耕植它吧！不要找新的花样，无论是新的朋友或新的衣服，来麻烦你自己。找旧的，回到那里去。万物不变，是我们在变。你的衣服可以卖掉，但要保留你的思想。
第四篇：英语小短文(带翻译)
Whether sixty or sixteen, there is in every human being's heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what's next and the joy of the game of living.In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station: so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long are you young.无论是60岁还是16岁，你需要保持永不衰竭的好奇心、永不熄灭的孩提般求知的渴望和追求事业成功的欢乐与热情。在你我的心底，有一座无线电台，它能在多长时间里接收到人间万物传递来的美好、希望、欢乐、鼓舞和力量的信息，你就会年轻多长时间。
An individual human existence should be like a river—small at first, narrowly contained within its banks, and rushing passionately past boulders and over waterfalls.Gradually the river grows wider, the banks recede, the waters flow more quietly, and in the end, without any visible break, they become merged in the sea, and painlessly lose their individual being.人的生命应当像河流，开始是涓涓细流，受两岸的限制而十分狭窄，尔后奔腾咆哮，翻过危岩，飞越瀑布，河面渐渐开阔，河岸也随之向两边隐去，最后水流平缓，森森无际，汇入大海之中，个人就这样毫无痛苦地消失了。
Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity,of the appetite for adventure over the love of ease.This often exists in a man of sixty more than a boy of twenty.Nobody grows old merely by a number of years.We grow old by deserting our ideals.青春意味着战胜懦弱的那股大丈夫气概和摈弃安逸的那种冒险精神。往往一个60岁的老者比一个20岁的青年更多一点这种劲头。人老不仅仅是岁月流逝所致，更主要的是不思进取的结果。Years may wrinkle the skin,but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.Worry, fear, self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust.光阴可以在颜面上留下印记，而热情之火的熄灭则在心灵上刻下皱纹。烦恼、恐惧、缺乏自信会扭曲人的灵魂，并将青春化为灰烬。
爱情的世界很大也很小
The love world is big, which can hold hundreds of disappointments;the love world is small which is crowded even with three people inside.原来爱情的世界很大，大到可以装下上百种委屈； 原来爱情的世界很小，小到三个人就挤到窒息。
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人； 在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
It is better bo have love and lost than never to have loved at all.宁可曾经爱过而失败，也不要从来未曾有过一次爱。
Love me little, love me long.爱不贵亲密，而贵长久。
To live in a world without you is more painful than any punishment.Do you know that no one can replace you in my heart? 生活在没有的你的世界，比任何一种惩罚都要痛苦，你知道吗，对我而言，你是任何人都无法取代的。
If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.如果爱情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。
The only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget.当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。
To forgive is not to forget, nor remit, but let it go;to be lonely is not because you have no friends, but no one is living in your heart.宽恕、原谅并不代表忘记，也不代表赦免，而是放自己一条生路。孤单不是有没有朋友，而是有没有人住在你心里。
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
To keep someone around you is not love;love is to let the one you love go freely.不是把对方留在自己身边才叫爱，能放手让所爱的人离开，也是爱的一种。
During the whole life, you will regret for two things: one is that you don’t get the one you love and the other is the one you love is not happy.人的一生，有两种遗憾最折磨人：一是得不到你心爱的人；二是心爱的人得不到幸福。
Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
Never expect the perfect man, it’s not because that you cannot find, but just because there is no perfect man.不要期待完美的男人，不是因为你期待不到，而是根本没有完美的男人。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.一段不被接受的爱情，需要的不是伤心，而是时间，一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心，需要的不是同情，而是明白。
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry.没有人值得让你为他/她流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
It’s often said that you will have the same life as the person you find.Therefore, different choices make different endings.人们说，找到了什么样的人就有了什么样的生活，于是不同的选择，就有不同的童话结尾。
Sometimes you need to look back, otherwise you will never know what you have lost in the way of forever searching.偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么。
Most of people are looking forward the crystal-like love—pure without any defect.However the truth is most people are having the glass-like love.许多人向往水晶般的爱情，晶莹剔透没有瑕疵。但更多人拥有的是玻璃般的爱情。
The one you love also loves you.This is a miracle.And the god names this as falling in love with each other.自己爱的人同时也爱着自己，这简直是一种奇迹，神明为这种奇迹取了一个名字，叫做恋爱。
How it feels when you are loved by the one you love? How could it be like? If you want to answer it immediately, you shall know how happy you are.被自己所爱的人深爱着是什么样的感觉呢？会是什么样子呢？ 想要立刻回答的人，你要知道自己是多么幸福。
Hope and trust is the tail of a lizard, which can reproduce even after being cut off.希望和信任是蜥蜴的尾巴，即使被切断，但它们还会再长出来。
Do you think that the sourest feeling is to be jealous? No, the sourest thing is that you have no rights to be jealous.That’s the sourest thing.你以为最酸的感觉是吃醋吗？不是的，最酸溜溜的感觉是没权吃醋，根本就轮不到你吃醋，那才是…
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
To lost in something you love is better than to win in something you hate.宁可失败在你喜欢的事情上，也不要成功在你所憎恶的事情上。
It is better bo have love and lost than never to have loved at all.宁可曾经爱过而失败，也不要从来未曾有过一次爱。
I know that love shall not be compared, but I still used to complaining what he is lack of.我知道感情不能拿来比较，但无意中还是习惯抱怨他所缺少的。
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
Love is an impossible meeting.For example, I am a bird flying in sky, you are a leopard in forest.We just fall in love accidentally.缘分是不可能的相遇。比如我是空中的鸟，你是林中的豹，只是我们碰巧相爱。
When someone abandons you, it is him that gets loss because he lost someone who truly loves him but you just lost one who doesn’t love you.当你认为被抛弃的时候，受损失的其实是对方：
因为他失去了一个真正喜欢他的人，而你只不过少了一个不喜欢你…
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
Why to ask so much when you are in love? The mature never ask the past, the wise never ask the present and the open-minded never ask the future.爱，又何必多问？成熟的人不问过去，聪明的人不问现在，豁达的人不问未来。
The key for happiness is not to find a perfect person, but find someone and build a perfect relationship with him.幸福的关键不在于找到一个完美的人，而在找到一个人，然后和他一起努力建立一个完美的关系。
If you leave me, please don’t comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
那些年那些天非做不可的事情....Age has reached the end of the beginning of a word.May be guilty in his seems to passing a lot of different life became the appearance of the same day;May be back in the past, to oneself the paranoid weird belief disillusionment, these days, my mind has been very messy, in my mind constantly.Always feel oneself should go to do something, or write something.Twenty years of life trajectory deeply shallow, suddenly feel something, do it.一字开头的年龄已经到了尾声。或许是愧疚于自己似乎把转瞬即逝的很多个不同的日子过成了同一天的样子；或许是追溯过去，对自己那些近乎偏执的怪异信念的醒悟，这些天以来，思绪一直很凌乱，在脑海中不断纠缠。总觉得自己自己似乎应该去做点什么，或者写点什么。二十年的人生轨迹深深浅浅，突然就感觉到有些事情，非做不可了。The end of our life, and can meet many things really do?
而穷尽我们的一生，又能遇到多少事情是真正地非做不可？
During my childhood, think lucky money and new clothes are necessary for New Year, but as the advance of the age, will be more and more found that those things are optional;Junior high school, thought to have a crush on just means that the real growth, but over the past three years later, his writing of alumni in peace, suddenly found that isn't really grow up, it seems is not so important;Then in high school, think don't want to give vent to out your inner voice can be in the high school children of the feelings in a period, but was eventually infarction when graduation party in the throat, later again stood on the pitch he has sweat profusely, looked at his thrown a basketball hoops, suddenly found himself has already can't remember his appearance.童年时，觉得压岁钱和新衣服是过年必备，但是随着年龄的推进，会越来越发现，那些东西根本就可有可无；初中时，以为要有一场暗恋才意味着真正的成长，但三年过去后，自己心平气和的写同学录的时候，突然就发现是不是真正的成长了，好像并没有那么重要了；然后到了高中，觉得非要吐露出自己的心声才能为高中生涯里的懵懂情愫划上一个句点，但毕业晚会的时候最终还是被梗塞在了咽喉，后来再次站在他曾经挥汗如雨的球场，看着他投过篮球的球框时，突然间发现自己已经想不起他的容颜。Originally, this world, can produce a chemical reaction to an event, in addition to resolutely, have to do, and time.原来，这个世界上，对某个事件能产生化学反应的，除了非做不可的坚决，还有，时间。A person's time, your ideas are always special to clear.Want, want, line is clear, as if nothing could shake his.Also once seemed to be determined to do something, but more often is he backed out at last.Dislike his cowardice, finally found that there are a lot of love, there are a lot of miss, like shadow really have been doomed.Those who do, just green years oneself give oneself an arm injection, or is a self-righteous spiritual.一个人的时候，自己的想法总是特别地清晰。想要的，不想要的，界限明确，好像没有什么可以撼动自己。也曾经好像已经下定了决心去做某件事，但更多的时候是最后又打起了退堂鼓。嫌恶过自己的怯懦，最终却发现有很多缘分，有很多错过，好像冥冥之中真的已经注定。那些曾经所谓的非做不可，只是青葱年华里自己给自己注射的一支强心剂，或者说，是自以为是的精神寄托罢了。
At the moment, the sky is dark, the air is fresh factor after just rained.Suddenly thought of blue plaid shirt;Those were broken into various shapes of stationery;From the corner at the beginning of deep friendship;Have declared the end of the encounter that haven't start planning...Those years, those days of do, finally, like youth, will end in our life.此刻，天空是阴暗的，空气里有着刚下过雨之后的清新因子。突然想到那件蓝格子衬衫；那些被折成各种各样形状的信纸；那段从街角深巷伊始的友谊；还有那场还没有开始就宣告了终结的邂逅计划……那些年那些天的非做不可，终于和青春一样，都将在我们的人生中谢幕。
经典英文爱情诗句
Without you?I'd be a soul without a purpose.Without you?I'd be an emotion without a heart I'm a face without expression,A heart with no beat.Without you by my side,I'm just a flame without the 没有你？ 我将是一个没有目的的灵魂；
没有你？ 我的情感将没有了根基；我将是一张没有表情的脸；一颗停止跳动的心； 没有你在我身边；我只是一束没有热量的火焰。If you were a teardrop;In my eye, For fear of losing you,I would never cry And if the golden sun,Should cease to shine its light, Just one smile from you,Would make my whole world bright 译文: 如果你是我眼里的;一滴泪;为了不失去你;我将永不哭泣;如果金色的阳光;停止了它耀眼的光芒;你的一个微笑;将照亮我的整个世界。
If I were to fall in love,It would have to be with youYour eyes, your smile,The way you laugh,The things you say and do Take me to the places,My heart never knew So, if I were to fall in love,It would have to be with you.Ed Walter 如果说我已陷入情网； 我的情人就是你； 你的眼睛，你的微笑；
你的笑脸；你说的一切，你做的一切； 让我的心迷失了方向； 所以，如果说我已陷入情网； 我的爱人就是你。
Forgive me for needing you in my life;Forgive me for enjoying the beauty of your body and soul;Forgive me for wanting to be with you when I grow old原谅我生活中不能没有你;原谅我欣赏你躯体和心灵的美丽;原谅我希望永生永世和你在一起。
My river runs to thee.Blue sea, wilt thou welcome me? My river awaits reply.Oh!sea, look graciously.Emily Dickinson 我是一条朝你奔流而去的小溪，蓝色的大海啊，你愿意接纳我吗？ 优雅的大海啊，小溪正在等待你的回答。
All it took was one glance.Now all I ask is one chance,To try to win your heart.Just give me a chance to start.I'll show you it was meant to be诗.To be together is our destiny 我对你一见钟情。
我所要求的全部就是给我一个机会，以赢取你的芳心。
只要给我一个开始的机会,我将向你证明这是前世的安排，我俩的结合是冥冥之中的定数。Two star-crossed lovers in perfect harmony Just give me a chance and you will agree.I was meant for you.And you were meant for me.两个命运多舛的情人如此和谐地在一起，只要给我一线希望，你终将答应。我为你而生，你因我而存在。
Please forgive me for falling in love with you.Forgive me for loving you with all my heart.Forgive me for never wanting to be apart.Sandra Robbins Heaton 请原谅我爱上你;原谅我用全部的身心爱你;原谅我永不愿与你分离。Without you?I'd be a soul without a purpose.Without you?I'd be an emotion without a heart.I'm a face without expression,A heart with no beat.Without you by my side,I'm just a flame without the heat.Elle Kimberly Schmick 没有你？ 我将是一个没有目的的灵魂；
没有你？ 我的情感将没有了根基；我将是一张没有表情的脸；一颗停止跳动的心； 没有你在我身边；我只是一束没有热量的火焰。
If you were a teardrop;In my eye,For fear of losing you,I would never cry.And if the golden sun,Should cease to shine its light,Just one smile from you,Would make my whole world bright.Hannah Jo Keen 如果你是我眼里的一滴泪;为了不失去你;我将永不哭泣;如果金色的阳光;停止了它耀眼的光芒;你的一个微笑，将照亮我的整个世界。
Forgive me for needing you in my life;Forgive me for enjoying the beauty of your body and soul;Forgive me for wanting to be with you when I grow old.Sandra Robbins Heaton 原谅我生活中不能没有你;原谅我欣赏你躯体和心灵的美丽;原谅我希望永生永世和你在一起。
There is a lady sweet and kind, Was never a face so pleased my mind;I did but see her passing by, And yet, I'll love her till I die.Thomas Ford 有一位姑娘甜美又温柔;从未有一张脸让我如此心荡神摇;我只看见她经过;就会爱她到永远。
When I wake up in the morning,You are all I see;When I think about you,And how happy you make me.You're everything I wanted;You're everything I need;I look at you and know;That you are all to me.Barry Fitzpatrick 当我在早晨醒来,我看到的只有你;当我想你的时候,你让我快乐无比;你是我想要的一切;你的我需要的一切。
我凝视着你，知道，你是我的一切。
You make me feel so happy;Whenever I'm with you.You make me feel so special--This love is too good to be true.Rosemary Anne Nash 任何时候和你在一起，你都让我觉得如此开心，给我的感觉如些特别──这份爱如此美好，它真的存在吗？
If you were a teardrop,In my eye,For fear of losing you,I would never cry.And if the golden sun,Should cease to shine its light,Just one smile from you,Would make my whole world bright.Hannah Jo Kee 如果你是我眼里的,一滴泪,为了不失去你,我将永不哭泣。如果金色的阳光，停止了它耀眼的光芒，你的一个微笑，将照亮我的整个世界。Since the first time I saw you,I felt something inside,I don't know if it's love at first sight,I do know I really like you a lot.Tanya C Medeiros 自从第一次见到你,我的内心无法平静,我不知道这是否是一见锺情,我只知道我真的很喜欢你。Thoughts of you dance through my mind.Knowing, it is just a matter of time.Wondering...will u ever be mine?You are in my dreams, night...and sometimes...day.The thoughts seem to never fade away.Corwin Corey Amber 对你的思念挥之不去,我知道，那只是个时间的问题。我想知道，你将属于我吗？你在我的梦里、夜里，甚至白天里出现，我对你的思念永无止境。
I have searched a thousand years,And I have cried a thousand tears.I found everything I need,You are everything to me.Barry Fitzpatrick 我寻觅了千万年，我哭泣了千万次。我已经找到了需要的一切，你就是我的一切。
Her gesture, motion, and her smiles,Her wit, her voice my heart beguiles,Beguiles my heart, I know not why,And yet, I'll love her till I die.Thomas Ford 她的一举一动，她的一颦一笑； 她的聪慧，她的声音将我的心俘虏；
将我的心俘虏。我不明白个中缘由，但我会爱她到永远。
I just wish someday and somehow,We can be back together, Together we'll stay,Always and forever.我只希望有那么一天，不管怎样；
我们能重新在一起；相依相伴，直到永远！
Whenever you need me, I'll be here.Whenever you're in trouble, I'm always near.Whenever you feel alone, and you think everyone has given up...Reach out for me, and I will give you my everlasting love.当你需要我的时候，我都会在这里； 当你有麻烦的时候，我都会在你身边；
当你觉得孤独的时候；当你认为所有的人都已绝望； 到我这里来，我会给你所有的爱。
Don't worry about looking handsome,Or being strong and brave.Just as you love me unconditionally,I love you just the same.不要担心自己是否英俊，是否强壮，是否勇敢，我将无条件地爱你，就象你无条件地爱我一样。If I cried a tear of painful sorrow,If I lost all hope for a new tomorrow,Would you dry my tear and ease my pain,Would you make me smile once again? 如果我因深深的悲哀而痛哭，如果我已对明天失去了所有的希望，你是否会为我擦去泪水，抚平伤痛，你是否会让我欢颜依旧？
how do i say i love you? how do i tell you i care? how do i tell you i've missed you, and let you know i'm here? 我如何说我爱你？我如何告诉你我在乎你？我如何告诉你我一直都在想你？如何让你知道我就在这里？
This unbreakable bond that unites as one,Is as strong as the ascent of the morning sun.Infinite days and nights of joy stream by, And even beyond the day we die.我们两人间的纽带如此牢不可破，并如同东升的旭日势不可挡，无尽的幸福岁月陪伴着我们，生生世世。
You haven't always been here for me, or loved me just the same...But you will always have my heart, until my dying days.Brandi Michelle Lamb 你从未完全属于我，或一如既往的爱我，但是我的心将永远属于你，直到我离开这个世界。But through all this time,Remember one thing.I'll love you forever, 'coz to my life, Love and Light, you bring.在往后的岁月里，请你记住一件事，那就是，我将永远爱你，因为你为我的生活，带来了爱与光明。
I love the way you smile at me, I love your laugh, so much , The way you walk, the way you talk, Your gentle kiss and touch.Abigail 我喜欢你对我笑的样子，喜欢你的笑声，喜欢，你走路的样子，你说话的神情，你温柔的吻和爱抚。
For years I had been searching,For that perfect fantasy, But, I find it in my arms, right now,You are all to me.我已经寻找了多年，为了那个美丽的梦想，但是，现在，我发现它就在我的臂弯里，你就是我的全部。
Ev'ry beat of my heart, loudly cries your name, I want so much to be with you, oh, please, please, feel the same.内心的每一次跳动，都在呼喊你的名字。我是如此渴望和你在一起，噢，希望你，希望你，能有同样的感觉。
And if you get tempted-and start debating, Be reminded again-for YOU...I am waiting.When thoughts run wild-and you start to wonder, The sun always shines-after all the thunder.当你受到诱惑---并开始斟酌时，请记住---我在这，等你；当你的思想像脱缰的野马----并开始浮想连篇时，雷霆之后---将阳光普照。
Love, so soft and warm beside me, If I were to give my heart, It would have to be to you.Ed Walter 爱，围绕在我的身边，如此温柔，如此温馨；如果我要奉献我的心，那它只属于你。
When you need someone to listen, I'll be there.When you need a hug, I'll be there.When you need someone to hold your hand, I'll be there.When you need someone to wipe your tears, guess what? I'll be there.William Shakespeare 当你需要有人倾听的时候，我就在这里；当你需要温暖的怀抱的时候，我就在这里；当你需要有人牵你的手，我就在这里。当你需要有人为你擦去伤心的泪水，你知道吗？我就在这里。you are my life.you're my one and only dream.i love you,and to you that i mean.together for always, i hope we will be.i'll love you always.Alison Cunningham 你是我的生命，你是我唯一的梦想。我爱你，只有你，我希望我们能永远在一起。我会永远爱你，如果你仍然爱……
第五篇：英语短文笑话(带翻译)
1、How much English can you speak?
“Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft.He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around.What's more, he only speaks a few words of English.” The judge looked at the defendant and asked, “How much English can you speak?” The defendant looked up and said, “Give me your wallet!”
中文翻译
“法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。” 法官看了看被告，问道：“你会说多少英文？” 被告抬起头，说：“把你的钱包给我！” 2
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day.She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.He said, “What?” 丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果，为了向她证明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000个字，而女人每天使用30000个。
妻子想了一会儿说，女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍，因为她们必须重复已经说过的话。他问：“什么？” 3
Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.男孩：这个座位是空的么？
女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。
4、“Tom, what's the matter with your brother?” asked the mother in the kitchen.“He's crying.” “Oh, nothing, Mum,” replied Tom.“I'm eating my cake.He is crying because I won't give him any.” “But has he finished his own cake?” “Yes.” said Tom.“And he also cried when I was helping him finish that.” “汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？” 妈妈在厨房里问。“他在哭。” “没事儿，妈妈，” 汤姆答道。“我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。” “他已经吃完自己的了么？” “是的。” “我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。”
2009-6-7
A guy says to his friend, “Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.” The friends says, “If I guess right, will you give me one of them?” The first guys says, “If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!” 路人甲对路人乙说，“猜猜我兜里有几个子儿？” 路人乙说：“我猜对了，你能给我一个不？” 路人甲说：“你要猜对了，我两个全部给你！”
2009-6-6研究生和本科生的区别
“I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,” said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course.“When I say 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down.” 一个教师在研究生工程学课堂上说：“我一眼就能看出来哪些是本科生，哪些是研究生。” “我说'下午好'的时候，本科生回答'下午好'，而研究生则把这句话记在本子上。”
2009-6-5
Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days? Tom: Every month.爸爸：告诉我汤姆，哪个月有28天呢？ 汤姆：每个月都有啊！
2009-6-4making faces
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Bobby, when I was a child I was told if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that”.Bobby looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.” 史密斯小姐发现她的一名学生在操场上向别人做鬼脸，便去轻责他。
这位主日学校的老师甜甜地微笑着，说：“博比，我小的时候，有人告诉我如果我做鬼脸，我的脸就会僵硬，永远都那么丑。” 博比抬头看了看老师，说：“史密斯小姐，你可别说没人警告过你啊。”
2009-6-3
A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, “Thanks for the peanuts.” She says, “Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off.”
一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。
当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都给吃光了。他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说:“谢谢您的花生。” 结果祖母说:“唉！自从我牙齿掉光后，我就只能吮掉花生豆外层的巧克力了。”
2009-6-2
A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey.The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.“All right, son,” asked the father, “What does that show you?” “Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.” 一位父亲打算让自己的儿子知道酒精有多么可怕。
他把分别把两只虫子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌里做对比。清水里虫子安然无恙，结果威士忌里的虫子蜷缩了几下就挂掉了。
“所以，儿子啊，”父亲问道，“得出什么结论？” “恩，这说明，你只要喝酒的话，肚里就不会长虫了！”
2009-6-1
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.“Doctor,” he said, “you must help me.I swallowed a penny about a month ago.”
“Good heavens, man!” said the doctor.“Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?”
“To tell you the truth, Doctor,” the poor man replied, “I didn't need the money so badly then.”
中文翻译：
一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。
“大夫！”他说，“帮帮我！一个月前我吞了一分硬币！”
“天哪，”大夫说，“早干嘛去了？你当时怎么不来看？”
“实话告诉您吧，大夫，”穷人说，“我当时还不缺钱！”
2009-5-31
Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice? Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是约会过，是一次还是两次，我忘记了。
女孩：应该只有一次吧，我从不犯两次同样的错误。
2009-5-30
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, “What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?” “To be deaf,” replied the boy.“Nonsense!” said the teacher angrily.“Why, sir!Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?” the boy asked in reply disdainfully.在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问其中一个男孩：“音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么？” “耳聋，”男孩答道。
“胡说！”老师气愤地说。
“怎么了，先生！难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗？”男孩轻蔑地反问道。
2009-5-28
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.Bartender: “What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?” The man: “We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month.” Bartender: “That should make you happy.” The man: “No, the month is up today!” 一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。
酒吧招待：“你怎么了？跟老婆闹矛盾了？” 男人：“我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。” 酒吧招待：“那你应该高兴才是啊！” 男人：“不，今天是这个月的最后一天。”
【Laughter】2009-5-27 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.女人找了老公之前都在担忧未来。男人娶了老婆之前从来不为未来担忧。
2009-5-26
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.男人想要的东西，要是值1块钱却卖2块，他也会买；而对于女人，即使是不想要的东西，要是值2块钱却只卖1块，她也会买。
2009-5-25
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa.“Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.Anybody caught breaking this rule the
2nd time will be fined $60.Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180.Are there any questions?” At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Umm...How much for a season pass?” 女生宿舍将全面禁止男生进入，男生宿舍也同样不得女生光临。
“不论是谁，一旦违规，初犯将被罚款20美元。再犯要被罚款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罚款。还有什么疑问么？” 这时人群中一个男同学问道，“那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱？”
2009-5-24
Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗？ 女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。
2009-5-22
Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.Patient: It should.I've been practicing all night.医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了。
病人：应该如此。我昨晚练习了一整夜。
2009-5-21
Pete: “The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind.” Bob: “Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from.” 皮特：“我上次出去打猎，跌下了很高的悬崖，信不信由你，当我跌落的时候，我脑海里浮现了我做过的所有蠢事。” 鲍勃：“你一定是从万丈高山上跌落的吧。”
2009-5-19
Spending the night with their grandparents, 2 young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime.The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:“I PRAY FOR A BIKE...I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD...” His older brother nudged him and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf.” To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!” 2个男孩与祖父母一起过夜，他们跪在床边做睡前祷告。弟弟声嘶力竭地祈祷: “我祈求一辆自行车，一张新DVD……” 哥哥用肘轻推他: “你为什么大喊着祈祷？上帝又不聋。” 弟弟答道:“上帝是不聋，但是奶奶聋。”
2009-5-18
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time.Coming up beside her, he said, “Pull over!” “No,” she replied, “a pair of socks!” 巡警发现一名妇女边开车边织毛衣，便开车上前，说：“靠边停车(套头衫)！” “不，” 她回答，“是一双袜子！”
In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol,soon the bug died.The teacher asked a student,“what does this show?”
The student answered,“It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol.”
酒的好处
为了证明酒精对生物的危害，老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里，虫子很快就死了。老师问一个学生：“这说明了什么？”
学生答道：“说明人多喝酒，就不会长虫子。”
1.Teacher:Some students are becoming arrogant.Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise?Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise?
Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep.Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?
Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf.把乌龟换成狼
老师：有些同学开始骄傲了，大家还记得龟兔赛跑的故事吗。小明，你说说看，兔子为什么输给乌龟？
小明：因为它睡觉了。
老师：对极了！我们应该怎么做才能让兔子不睡觉呢？
小明：把乌龟换成狼！
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared.Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide.Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture.As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain.There was no sign of the lion.“What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?” asked the chief.“Forget the damn lion!” he howled.“Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?” 伟大的猎手Jonesie
有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。
猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。
半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。
“Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。
“哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？”
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Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert.One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow rain.” The next day it rained.A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow storm.” The next day there was a hailstorm.“This Indian is incredible,” said the director.He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.Finally the director sent for him.“I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow,” said the director, “and I'm depending on you.What will the weather be like?”
The Indian shrugged his shoulders.“Don't know,” he said.“Radio is broken.” 天气预报
一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说“明天下雨.”第二天果然下雨了.一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,“明天有风暴.”果然,第二天下了雹暴.“印度人真神,”导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.最后,导演派人去把他叫来了.“我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,”导演说,“这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?”
印度人耸了耸肩.“我不知道,”印度人说,“收音机坏了.”
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I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece.But he soon found himself being battered by
frantic women.He stood it as long as he could;then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.“You there!” challenged a thrill voice.“Can't you act like a gentleman?”
“Listen,” he said, “I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour.From now on, I am acting like a lady.”
我要表现得象位女士
一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。
他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。
“你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？”
“听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。”
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