大学课堂话剧

第一篇：大学课堂话剧

人物（13人）：王老师；学生（12人）：李红（女）、郭超（男）、杨阳（女）、孙涛（男）、徐小欣（女）、其余学生（7人）

要求及道具：

1.王老师戴眼镜，第一节课上课很平淡，第二节上课富有激情。

2.李红朴素爱学习，认真听讲。

3.杨阳爱时尚爱打扮不爱学习。

4.以郭超、孙涛为首的其余学生均是上课不怎么听讲、下课玩闹的人。

5.书本、镜子、杂志周刊等道具。

一、【王老师在给学生们讲课，李红在认真听讲做笔记，杨阳在照镜子梳妆打扮，郭超在睡觉，孙涛在玩手机，其余同学也在做与课堂无关的事情】

王老师：好了，刚刚我们介绍了遥感数据获取原理，大家现在翻到100页，我们来讲一下什么是传感器。（语速放慢）

下课铃声响„

王老师：那我们下节课再继续讲解，大家先休息一下。

众人齐呼：万能的god，下课啦

音乐响起，学生起来跳舞

音乐完毕，各自继续干自己的事情（这儿可以设计的具体点）

郭超：孙涛，你今天怎么又不带课本啊？你又在纸上计算什么呢？ 孙涛：这都大学了，上课还带什么课本啊，考试前再看看不就行了吗？我正在计算与去年同比，今年想恋爱的愿望有所抬头，恋爱方针未变，择偶条件有所放宽;纵观全年共记追女孩五人次，经介绍十一人次，假装偶遇六次，马路求爱七次，成功约会三次，被拒绝二十次遭白眼的次数比去年同期下降了三个百分点

郭超：亲，真正的勇士敢于正视漂亮的mm,敢于直面惨淡的单身!(做潇洒状），初恋无限好，只是挂的早啊，施主，hold住！

孙涛：去去去，待墙角数数太阳去

（一对情侣）

男：“你无情你残酷你无理取闹！”

女：“那你就不无情不残酷不无理取闹？”

男：“我哪里无情哪里残酷哪里无理取闹？”

女：“你哪里不无情哪里不残酷哪里不无理取闹？”

男：“我就算再怎么无情再怎么残酷再怎么无理取闹，也不会比你更无情更残酷更无理取闹！”„„（无限循环）

电话响）一女生接电话：小芳啊，你又逃课去换发型啦？这才几天吖 画外音：是啊，我烫了个梨花头觉得不好看又烫回来了

众人窃窃私议：我们班的那个富二代啊，看背影急煞千军万马，转过头吓退百万雄狮啊，背多分真心伤不起啊

一群人讨论：昨晚的魔兽争霸怎么样？

甲：校园网不给力啊，哥是漏洞与补丁齐飞，蓝屏共死机一色，诶，数据库作业怎么做啊？

乙：谷歌百度丙：me too

某人甲睡觉，某人乙拉他：hey, 高富帅，come on,斗盘地主

某人甲：土肥圆，不要烦哥，最近哥闹心，经常失眠，每十六小时就醒一次，再说爷也不是你的小浣熊，玩不出你的其乐无穷（同学们都在窃窃私语，杨阳朝李红坐的位置走过去）

杨阳：李红，亲，你一直坐着搞哪样呢，快去看看我刚更的微博哦 某人：呐，做微博呢，最重要的就是开心。求关注的事呢，是不能强求的。呐，粉丝不要你，是他们不懂得珍惜。发生这种事呢，大家都不想的。呐，我用了你最喜欢的TVB体，要不要一起求个粉？ 李红：我在整理老师刚刚讲的内容呢，你还是去找徐小欣看看吧。（继续埋头整理）

杨阳：nani.，你怎么老是good good study啊，你看我们每天的日子多day day up啊，还是来和我们一起嗨呗。（伸手去拉李红）

孙涛：是啊，哥们，别老是坐着学习了，跟哥聊会天，哥不是传说，别紧张，哥又不是什么好人，哥只是低调中带点犀利的宅男（李红示意杨阳松开手）

李红：我真不觉得你们这生活有多么惬意，虽然说大学和小学、中学不一样，但我们除了锻炼自己一样需要学习的啊。你学，或者不学习，考试就在那里，不早不晚；你愿，或者不愿意，分数就在那里，不多不少；你挂，或者不挂科，命运就在那里，不悲不喜。上我的自习，或者，让题住进我脑袋里，默然，复习。寂静，背题。

郭超：大学生活这么丰富多彩的，你不趁着年轻多体验体验可不就遗憾了吗？（其余同学点头表示赞同）

李红：我和你们大家不同„（李红叹口气，埋下头，语气放小了许多）众人疑问状：恩？？？

李红：···嗯···好吧，我是在一个农村长大的孩子，四口之家并不富裕但生活得很幸福。爸爸总说，等我们以后有了钱，走出了小乡村一家人依然这么幸福地生活。可后来爸爸为了能多挣点钱供我和弟弟上学便外出打工了，结果„结果，爸爸发生了矿难，当时，我即将上大学，家里的顶梁柱突然没了，（啜泣状）我们一家人的天都塌了，妈妈也因此大病一场。作为家里的老大，我便同妈妈担负起了养家这个重任。我只能一边上学一边打工，积攒我和弟弟的学费钱。而你们生来想要什么爸妈都会尽量满足你们，你们可以玩手机、上网、玩游戏，你们有好看的杂志、小说，可以买好多好看的衣服。你们似乎也不需要多么认真地去学习。而我只有靠自己，我只知道，我没有那么优越的条件可以让我玩耍，如果不认真学习，不锻炼自己，我也就没有未来。这样才能给妈妈减轻负担，让弟弟顺顺利利完成学业，让爸爸在天堂也能安心„（眼带泪花又坚定状）

（同学们都惭愧的低下头，良久后）

郭超：李红说得对，现在这个社会还有很多处境窘迫的人们，但他们都知道去努力，而我们有这么好的条件却一直在浪费青春„

孙涛：是啊，我真觉得对不起父母，他们辛辛苦苦为家里挣钱，我上课却连一本书都不带。（惭愧低下头）

睡觉的某君：我也不该就知道睡觉„

杨阳：我„我也不该那么在意一些表面的东西，其实还有好多更有意义的东西值得我去学习。

徐小欣：我也要好好地学习。

其余同学附和

（李红微笑，拉着杨阳的手）

李红：大家也别这么自责，其实大学本来就该全方面的锻炼自己的，只是我们都不应该忘掉我们应该要做的，不辜负父母老师的期望，我们大家一起努力吧！

（大家一齐做出坚定的表情与动作）

音乐响起，一起演唱歌曲。（这儿也可以设计点）

音乐完毕，上课铃声响起，大家回到了各自的位置，端正地坐着等待上课。

王老师走了进来

王老师（惊讶状）：咦，大家怎么都坐得这么端正啊，还真让我又惊又喜。

孙涛：是的，老师，我们今天上了一堂很重要的人生课。其余学生附和

王老师（心领神会地笑笑）：呵呵，原来是这样，那这对于你们每个人来说还真是难忘的一课啊！的确，踏入大学校门时，你还是一个忙碌的，青涩的，被动的，为分数读书的，被家庭保护着的中学毕业生 就读大学时，你应当掌握七项学习，学好自修之道，基础知识，时间

贯通，兴趣培养，积极主动，掌握时间，为人处事，经过大学四年，你会从思考中确定自我，从学习中寻求真理，从独立中体验自主，从计划中把握时间，从交流中锻炼表达，从交友中品味成熟，从实践中品位价值，从兴趣中攫取快乐，从追求中获得力量，离开大学时，只要做到了这些，你最大的收获将是对什么都可以拥有的自信和渴望，你就能成为有潜力，有思想，有价值，有前途的主人翁，所以，我认为你们的大学当是这样度过的众学生（开心状）：好！

王老师：看见你们这样，我自己也顿时觉得精神倍增！那我们就接着上节课的继续了，大家说好不好？

第二篇：课堂话剧剧本

课堂话剧剧本

片段1 铃铃······

旁白：这是一节英语课。

生1：（慌慌忙忙的跑进教室，喊道）快点儿做好，英语老师来了。师1：上课！

生2：（砰，一脚踢开了门）报——告！师1：又迟到了！下课之后找我,回位！

今天我们讲第六单元的单词，首先，我们请?来读一下。

旁白：突然，从教室里传来“嗡嗡”的歌声，师一眼就望见了刘海洋，他正津津有味的哼唱着，脸上一副若无其事的样子。

师1：谁在哼呀？这是英语课，不是音乐课！生3：不是我，我没哼。

师1：亲耳听到你在哼，你还不承认？

旁白：老师真想狠狠教训他一顿，但还是耐着性子没理他。谁知刘海洋再也不听课，开始做作业了，还不停的瞟同桌的作业。

师1：有些人，上课不听，这时候像贼一样地偷看，羞不羞？ 生3：我没偷看。

师1：（指着他的鼻子）我都看见了，你还不承认，有本事就自己做出来，不要看别人的。生3：我本来就没看（全班哄笑）

旁白：老师再也压不住火了，一把将他从座位上拽起来，当着全班同学的面连讽刺带挖苦，狠狠地数落了他一顿。可刘海洋还是死不承认，眼里露出仇恨的光芒（全班已乱开了粥）师1：去办公室找班主任。生3：去就去。

旁白：只听“啪“一声，门关上了。

片段2 旁白：刘海洋气冲冲的出来了，右手插兜，摇着头，哼着歌，潇洒的推开办公室门。师2：你干嘛来了？ 生3：跟英语老师整起来了！

师2：（笑）那你肯定犯错误了呗，和老师好好说呀！生3：跟她有啥好说的！她那样？懒得搭理他，哼！

第三篇：大学英语话剧剧本

一组话剧剧本

Sara--臧小翼

Abruzzi--王小文

T-bag--王小磊

Michael--刘怡然

The first act(Abruzzi and T-bag coming)Abruzzi: Michael, i didn't see you at class.What wrong with you? Michael: I don't want to study，the college life make me feel confused.There is not care of parents and teachers.After class, the things I can do is only to play computer and sleep.I don't know what kind of person I want to be.Abruzzi: Don't say that, You know your family your friends all hope you can do a successful life.You are only twenty years old, don't you want to realize your dream.Just have a little faith, man.Michael: yeah!you are right.I will try.(Sara is coming)T-bag: Ou, Sara, Why are you wear a face mask.Do you want to rob a rank.Sara: No!I just want to rob you for my dinner.T-bag: It's not a good idea, You know I don't have money pay for a dinner.Sara: Okay!Thanks for gods, I pardon you for this time.Let's go, guys, don't you feel hungry.The second act(Michael and Abruzzi)Abruzzi: Michael, behaving well inside, take care of yourself.Michael: I know I should not do this.I know it's against the law!But I really have no choice.I just want to make a living for my family.(Sara and T-bag are coming)Sara: Are you sure to go there.Michael: What can I do? I'm guilty.If I studied hard that time, the result will be change.So, take care of the family while I'm gone.Thanks.The third act(studying, Michael is coming)Michael: Can I join in your discussion.T-bag: Of course, you can.Sara: What happened? You come there for study.Michael: Nothing, I just figured out about myself.So go on, What are you talking about?

The fourth act

T-bag: Sara and I prepare a play, Are you interested to take a look at them? Abruzzi and Michael: yeah!(Sara and T-bag playing)Sara: Once there is a sincere love putted before my love.曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我面前 T-bag: I don’t care.我没有珍惜 Sara: when I lost it.当我失去她时

T-bag: I regretted, but ir was too late，我才后悔莫及

Sara: If god would give me another chance.如果上天给我一个再来一次的机会 T-bag: I will give that girl three words

我会对她说三个字 All: singing！

第四篇：英语话剧 _精彩课堂

启航杯英语话剧大赛（剧本）

Colorful Classes 旁白（曲婧）：University is a heaven filled with mentality ,while class is the rich land of morality.Class is colorful because

it

contains

sorrow

and happiness ,competition and growth.音效1 图1 老师（杨睿）-Good morning, class!（一齐）：Good morning, teacher!老师（杨睿）Sit down, please!Let’s begin our class.Mentality is air while the morality is water.We can’t live without them, can we? Now, what do you think about the mentality and morality?（手执该单词卡片，并置于讲台上，或写于黑板）

学生1（马小明）：Teacher, I have an idea!Mentality is pork while morality is beef.We can’t live without them.老师（杨睿）：Well, you might be healthier if you don’t eat meat.学生1（马小明）Oh, you’d better kill me!I have evoluted for thousand years to reach the top of the food net.It’s impossible for me to only eat vegetables.学生2（牛蕊）：Dear, teacher!I will die in 5 minutes without air, but I’ve lived for 20 years without Mentality and morality 老师（杨睿）(生气状)I have to warn you without mentality and morality ,your life will be boring.学生3（付鹏）(迷茫状)That’s not true!My life is wonderful.when I enter the canteen I will(做使劲闻状).When l walk into the WC, l will(做呕吐状)…….老师（杨睿）：（咬牙切齿状）Ok!You should regard it as a good dish.Oh, S4，What are you laughing at? 学生4（廖光胜）Oh—oh—oh.l’m happy to have this course.老师（杨睿）：May you keep happy all the time.Please answer my question!学生4（廖光胜）Mentality and morality is a course which you can make you happy.When you find a flower you will love it but not pick it.When you see angry people, you don’t want to walk away but make him calm down.When you meet someone who is praying for toilet paper in WC,you can be his god…

老师（杨睿）：(打断S4)Stop！How could you compare my class to a piece of toilet paper?(凶狠状)学生4（廖光胜）ls there anything wrong？

老师（杨睿）：Can you write what you say on the paper as the answer.Please write the definition as the book says if you want to pass the exam.学生5（牛蕊）：Wow!Great man always appears when everyone needs him.Mentality and morality shape us into a gentlemen by languages and examples.To realize our dream, we should arm our brains.Thus, we will be able to adapt to the society and lay a good foundation for the future!老师（杨睿）：(拍手)Good！Very good!You are really a good student.学生6（王德天）：(不服状)What he said is too simple.I can da it more perfectly.老师（杨睿）:Remember to use the definition in the book, if you want the high marks.学生6（王德天）lf so!l think l should go, but l will take something.老师（杨睿）Take what? 学生6（王德天）lt can rich our thoughts, inspire our spirits, give our peace, happiness, freedom, dream and future.lt consists of paragraphs, chapters and units.lt tells anything about the past, currence and future.老师（杨睿）Oh, what on earth do you want ? 学生6（王德天）：Book, as l said.老师（杨睿）Why don’t

you explain it simply? 学生6（王德天）：l have tried but useless!老师（杨睿）l can’t stand you!l must meet the president.l don’t want to teach you any longer！

旁白（曲婧）：（Now，class is over, but the teacher doesn’t go to the president’s office.lnstead, she has loved those naughty children deeply.Change!Yes, we may need change indeed）

（the next day in the class.）

老师（杨睿）：Today we will have a new style course.(同学们做惊讶状，疑惑状。。)I believe that you must have a hero in you mind.Who is your favorite hero? 宫贤亮：I like 董存瑞。

老师（杨睿）Well, act it out.Do as you like.（将写有董存瑞字样的卡片置于讲台，或写于黑板）图2

旁白（单聪文）：（In1948our army started a large scale attack, and the whole country was liberating.But the Kunmintany(国民党)still resist toughly.It’s in enemy’s base.）

军官（马晓明）:Attention , you guys!For three months.If we hold to the end, we will win the battle.And then, money , beautiful girls and big houses are all yours.士兵甲（王德天）:Sir , as you can see.Our bunker is more impregnable than any city and our defence is so tight that even a bird can’t fly in.士兵乙（廖光胜）:Year sir, not to mention the enermies.I can promise that if they approache one more step they will be killed without doubt.Please be assumed compeletly, sir，we won’t lose the war.军官（马晓明）:ha-ha-ha…that’s great.We can prepare for our celebration, now.旁白（单聪文）：(On the other hand.Our army is discussing the project of the attack, they are full of confident to beat the enemy.)共方排长（付鹏）:Execuse me，sir.The news comes that the enemy’s deploy（部署）have been detected clearly, Just now.And our preparation is already well, only your order is the matter now.共方团长（梅恩）:Very good.Our commanders are fixed their eyes on us.（–付鹏—程晗—and—董存瑞--）Convey my order----fight!I’m waiting for your good news.旁白（单聪文）：(And then the fight began.We destroyed the enemy’s bunker one by one, though it is fierce.)音效2 共方排长（付鹏）:Let’s go forward.Let’s seek for the country’s future.Arch。。

.(付鹏，程晗，宫贤亮冲锋。共方排长died)共方团长（梅恩）: What’s wrong?（程晗，宫贤亮回来报告）

程晗: Sorry sir, we missed a bunker during our detection.共方团长（梅恩）: Oh, shit!OK boys, this is the time when the country needs you, the people need you。We need a hero to blast(炸掉)the last bunker.程晗:I will go , sir.I won’t let you down , let the country down let the people down….共方团长（梅恩）Good, that’s great.Go ahead, you must be hurry.Arch…(程晗阵亡)共方团长（梅恩）:(look upset, then say to 董)Do you know what you mean to the battle now? 董存瑞（龚贤亮）:I know, don’t say any more.It is honor to sacrifice for motherland.I know what to do next….共方团长（梅恩）(拍拍他的肩膀)People will not never forget you, you are the real hero…

(----boom---)音效3音效4 共方团长（梅恩）:--Oh—no—Revenge for our soldiers.Let’s go!音效5 老师（杨睿）：Now , dear children.Every course has its beauty.We should treat everything with passion, devotion and perseverance that’s mentality and morality , which every hero has.And then world will smile to you.Colorful class, colorful world.(站成一排谢幕)宫贤亮：At the time of celebrating the 100 years XinHai Revolution, please allow us to show our respects to the heroes who devoted themselves to the whole nation.They won’t be forgot forever.图3

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第五篇：大学英语求职话剧剧本

After 1and3’s 15-day’s waiting,1 finally receive the company’s offer,while 3 is refused.Do you want to know the reason for their success or failure?Now let’s recall the interview scene on that day.Before the interview,1 is really nervous.And this time his friend 2 begins to confort him.1:I am nervous.If I fail,what can I do?

2:Come on,there is no use for you beng nervous.take a deep breath and believe that you are the best,no one can defeat you.I believe you.success is yours.1take a deep breath).Hope so.But I will do my best.I will win.旁白:Also for the same position,3 is talking with his friend 4.3:what do you think of my clothes? Is it fashionable？

4:Great!new shoes,new clothes,and fashionable style.That position must be yours.i am waiting for your treating.haha

3:ya!the time is closing,I must go now.bye!

4:bye!

5：please sit down,and relax yourself.we just have some questions to ask you.From your resume ,I know you are an excellent student in school.Now can you tell us something about yourself.1:My name is xx, a graduate student from zhengzhou University, and will get my degree in March 2012.In the past 4 years, I spent most of my time on studying.I have passed CET4/6 with a ease.Besides, I have also gotten through the Second-level and Third-leveltest for National Computer.As for my character, I think I am optimistic and confident.My favorite pastime areplaying ping-pang , reading books and listening to the music.5: We all know that no one is perfect.what disadvantages do you think you have3:I am not a perfect man.but I am alwayspursuing excellence.And I think that may be one of my advantages.for example,when I provide service for customers,I always consider much to make sure that they feel comfortable and they have no disatisfaction with me.6:to the salary.how much do you think is suitable?: in your resume I learn that you don’t have much experience.Hou can you make sure that you can do well on this work?

1:That’s not a question.Now you do great on your work.You must also have no experience beforeyou do it.And that proves that what important is not experience but your ability.Nou I have the ability ,and I am certain that I also can do well it.5:great!I believe you can.6:can you tell us your salary expectations?

1:As regards salary, I leave it to you to decide after experience of my capacity.and I am sure that you won’t despair.5:ok!you can go now and reform the next one.6:sit down please!And don’t be nervous.We are just chatting like friends.there is no reason for feeling nervous or frightened.Can you give us a self-introduction? 3:Well , my name is 3,and I graduate from Zhengzhou university.-------(介绍自己的年龄、爱好、工作经验等)

5:I know in your resume that you have practiced in your former company for much time, can you tell me why you want to leave your present job and join us?

3:the boss is too bad!he always givesme a dressing down(训斥)besides,the partners even complain to the manager about me.they are over my bottom my line.I can’t stand them.so I left.6：we have ask you so many questions ?do you have any problem about our company? 3:I think your company is excellent!and there isnot a little problem any more.5:ok!that’s all.now you can go back first.and wait for answer.With 1’s success and 3’s failure,we can clearly know that,when we are interviewing,we should dress formely ,but not fashionable.And we should not only say our name,sex,working experience,but also the technical ability we have,and the successful things we have done when we are giving self-introduction.To the ask of the company’s problem,we shouldn’t say nothing,we may know little about the company,but we can ask some usually problems,such as your promotion system,traiting programs we can take and so on.So when we are interviewing,we should notice these,and avoid these.That’s all!Thank you