ellen演讲稿[推荐五篇]

第一篇：ellen演讲稿

Thank you, President Cowan, Mrs.President Cowen;distinguished guests, undistinguished guestsaluminialumisI really, I had no ambition, I didn't know what I wanted to do.I did everything from“and I'm gonna be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sit down.” And several years later, I was the first woman in the history of the show, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because of that phone conversation with God that I wrote.And I started this path of stand-up and it was successful and it was great, but it was hard, because I was trying to please everybody and I had this secret that I was keeping, that I was gay.And I thought if people found out they wouldn't like me, they wouldn't laugh at me.Then my career turned intothis was back, many years ago-and I finally decided that I was living with so much shame, and so much fear, that I just couldn't live that way anymore, and I decided to come out and make it creative.And my character would come out at the same time, and it wasn't to make a political statement, it wasn't to do anything other than to free myself up from this heaviness that I was carrying around, and I just wanted to be honest.And I thought, “What's the worst that could happen? I can lose my career”.I did.I lost my career.The show was cancelled after six years, without even telling me, I read it in the paper.The phone didn't ring for three years.I had no offers.Nobody wanted to touch me at all.Yet, I was getting letters from kids that almost committed suicide, but didn't, because of what I did.And I realised that I had a purpose.And it wasn't just about me and it wasn't about celebrity, but I felt like I was being punished...it was a bad time, I was angry, I was sad, and then I was offered a talkshow.And the people that offered me the talkshow tried to sell it.And most stations didn't want to pick it up.Most people didn't want to buy it because they thought nobody would watch me.Really when I look back on it, I wouldn't change a thing.I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the most important thing is, is to be true to yourself.Ultimately, that's what's gotten me to this place.I don't live in fear, I'm free, I have no secrets.and I know I'll always be ok, because no matter what, I know who I am.So In conclusion, when I was younger I thought success was something different.I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous.I want to be a star.I want to be in movies.When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies.To quote the Pussycat Dolls.How many people thought it was “boobies”, by the way? It's not, it's “groupies”.But my idea of success is different today.And as you grow, you'll realise the definition of success changes.For many of you, today, success is being able to hold down 20 shots of tequila.For me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity, and not to give into peer pressure.to try to be something that you're not.To live your life as an honest and compassionate person.to contribute in some way.So to conclude my conclusion: follow your passion, stay true to yourself.Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, and by all means you should follow that.Don't give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass.Don't take anyone's advice.So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.And I know that a lot of you are concerned about your future, but there's no need to worry.The economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just fine.It's gonna be great.You've already survived a hurricane.What else can happen to you? And as I mentioned before, some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most.And now you know the right questions to ask in your first job interview.Like, “Is it above sea level?”.So to conclude my conclusion that I've previously concluded, in the common cement speech, I guess what I'm trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras.But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with.And you'll be drunk, most of the time.So the Katrina class of 2009, I say congratulations and if you don't remember a thing I said today, remember this: you're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.

第二篇：ELLEN在纽奥良大学毕业演讲稿

ELLEN在纽奥良大学毕业演讲稿

Tank you, President Cowan,Mrs.President Cowan;distinguished guests, undistinguished guests-you know who you are, honored faculty and creepy Spanish teacher.And thank you all the gradueting class of 2009, I reslize most of you are hungover and have splitting headaches and haven’t slept since Fat Tuesday, but you can’t graduate ‘ till I finish, so listen up.When I was asked to make the commencement speech, I immediately said yes.Then I went to look up what commencement meant.Which would have been easy if I had a dictionary, but most of the books in our house are Portia’s, and they’re all written in Australian.So I had to break the word down myself, to find out the meaning.Commencement: common, and cement.Common cement.You commonly see cement on sidewalks.Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother’s back.So there’s that.But I’m honored that you’ve asked me here to speak at your common cement.I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus – alumini – aluminum-alunis-you had to graduate from this school.And I didn’t go to college here, and I didn’t know if President Cowan knows, I didn’t go to any college at all.Any college.And I’m not saying you wasted your time, or money, but look at me, I’m a huge celebrity.Although I did graduate from the school of hard knocks, our mascot was the knockers.I spent a lot of time here growing up.My mom worked at…and I would go there every time I needed to steal something out of her purse.But why am I here today? Clearly not to steal, you’re too far away and I’d never get away with it.I’m here because of you.Because I can’t think of a more tenacious, more courageous graduating class.I mean, look at you all, wearing your robes.Usually when you’re wearing a robe at 10 in the moring, it means you’ve given up.I’m here because I love New Orleans.I was born and raised here, I spent my formative years here, and like you, while I was living here I only did laundry six times.When I finished school, I was completely lost.And by school, I mean middle school, but I went ahead and finished high school anyway.And I – I really, I had no ambition, I didn’t know what I want to do.I did evrything from – I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vaccuum cleaners, I had no idea.And I thought I’d just finally settle in some job, and I would make enough money to pay my rent, maybe have basic cable, maybe not, I didn’t rally have a plan, my point is that, by the time I was your age, I really thought I knew who I was, but I had ni idea.Like for example, when I was your age, I was dating men.So what I’m saying is, when you’re older, most of you will be gay.Anyone writing this stuff down? Parents?

Anyway, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, and the way I ended up on this path was from a very tragic event.I was maybe 19, and my girlfriend at the time time was killed in a car accident.And I passed the accident, and I didn’t know it was her and I kept going, and I found out shortly after that, it was her.And I was living in a basement apartment, I had no money, I had no heat, no air, I had a mattress on the floor and the apartment was infested with fleas.And I was soul-searching, I was like, why is the suddenly gone, and there are fleas here? I don’t understand, there must be a purpose, and wouldn’t it be so convenient if we could pick up the phone and call God, and ask these questions.And I started writing and what poured out of me was an imaginary conversation with God, which was one-sided, and I finished writing it and I looked at it and I said to myself, and I hadn’t even been doing stand-up, ever, there was no club in town.I said, “I’m gonna do this on the

Tonight Show With Johnny Carson”-at the time he was the king-“and I’m gonna be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sit down.” And several years laters, I was the first woman in the history of the show, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because of that phone conwersation with God that I wrote.And I started this path of stand-up and it was successful and it was great, but it was hard, because I was trying to please everybody and I had this secret that I was keeping, that I was gay.And I thought if people found out they wouldn’t like me, they wouldn’t laugh at me.Then my career turned into-I got my own sitcom,and that was very successful, another level of success.And I thought, what if they find out I’m gay, then they’ll never watch, and this was a long time ago, this was when we just had white presidents – this was back, many years ago – and I finally decided that I was living with so much shame, and so much fear, that I just couldn’t live that way anymore, and I decided to come out and make it creative.And my character would come out at the same time, and it wasn’t to make a political statement, it wasn’t to do anything other than to free myself up from this heaviness that I was carrying around, and I just wanted to be honest.And I thought , “what’s the worst that could happen? I can lose my career”.I did.I lost my career.The show was cancelled after six years.I had no offers.Nobody wanted to touch me at all.Yet, was getting laters from kids that almost committed suicide, but didn’t, because of what I did.And I realised that I had a purpose.And it wasn’t just about me and it wasn’t about celebrity, but I felt like I was being punished … it was a bad time, I was angry, I was sad, and then I was offered a talkshow.And the people that offered me the talkshow tried to sell it.And most stations didn’t want to pick it up.Most people didn’t want to by it because they thought nobody would watch me.Really when I look back in it, I wouldn’t change a thing.I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the important thing is, is to true to yourself.Ultimately, that’s what’s gotten me to this place.I don’t live in fear, I’m free, I have no secret, and I know I’ll always be ok, because no matter what, I know who am I.So in conclusion, when I was younger I thought success was something different.I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous.I want to be a star.I want to be a movies.When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies.To quote the Pussycat Dolls.How many people thought it was “boobies”, by the way? It’s not, it’s groupies”.But my idea if success is different today.And as you grow, you’ll realise the definition of success changes.For many you, today, success is able to hold down 20 shots of tequlia.For me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity, and not to give into peer pressure.To try to be something that you’re not.To live your life as an honest and compassionate person, to contribute in some way.So to conclude my conclusion: follow your passion, stay true to yourself.Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path, and by all means you should follow that.Don’t give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass.Don’t take anyone’s advice.So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.And I know that a lot of you are concered about your future, but there’s no need to worry.The economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just fine.It’s gonna be great.You’ve already survived a hurricane.What else can happen to you? And as metioned before, some of the most devastating things that happen to you will trach you are most.And now you Know the right questions to ask in your first job interview.Like,“is it above sea level?”.So to

conclude my conclusion that I’ve previously concluded, in the common cement speech, I guess what I’m trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras.But instead of showing your boobs, show peaple your brain, and if they like what they see, you’ll have more beads than you know what to do with.And you’ll be druck, most of the time.So the Katrina class fo 2009, I say congratulations and if you don’t remember a thing I said today, remember this: you’re gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dunce.

第三篇：班主任工作计划-Ellen

班主任工作计划

－－1B1 蒋露

班级基本情况：本班共29人，包括男生11人，女生18人，男女生比例不太均衡。班上学生年级跨度较大，二、三、四年级的学生都有，其中二年级9人，三年级10人，四年级10人。学生年龄从7岁到10岁不等。本班学生都是从1A升上来的，大部分学生都有一定的基础，但有几个学生基础不太好。还有几个学生比较活泼好动。

工作目标：

1.培养、形成良好的班风、班纪；

2.培养学生养成良好的学习习惯、行为习惯，增强学生的安全意识、团体协作意识；

3.加强与家长的联系和沟通，取得家长的支持与配合；

4.培优补潜，以优带潜；

5.提高自身的班主任工作能力。

具体措施：

1.根据学校的各项规章制度，并加强对学校规章制度的学习，组织好班干部协助老师共同管理好班级，争取每周都获得五星级文明班级，从而形成良好的班风、班纪；

2.在校对学生的学习、行为进行严格要求，培养学生养成良好的学习习惯、行为习惯；根据学校要求，对学生进行安全教育，增强学生的安全意识和自我防护意识；积极参加学校组织的各项活动，让学生在活动中体会到竞争和合作的重要性，以提高学生的团体协作意识；

3.充分利用家校联系册和电话教学，以及家长接送孩子的时间，多和家长交流和沟通学生的在校表现、学习情况，取得家长的支持与配合；

4.培优补潜，教学中要因材施教，对优等生要提高要求，鼓励其积极参加各项活动，做好表率，对潜能生要悉心教导，可适当降低对其的要求，还可以让优等生在课余时间帮助他们，取得共同的进步；

5.平时在班级管理上的问题，要多和其他老师交流、沟通，及时寻求帮助和解决方法，从而提高自身的班主任工作能力。

第四篇：ellen杜兰大学演讲

Ellen DeGeneres毫无疑问是美国现今一线的脱口秀主持人。以自己名字命名的节目Ellen Show收视率居高不下，她还成功主持过第38和39届格莱美、第46届艾美等颁奖礼。她在杜兰大学的演讲延续了自己的幽默风格，在笑声中也回顾了自己的成长，并给毕业学生们以诚恳的建议，听来受益匪浅。以下为英文演讲稿：

Thank you, President Cowan, Mrs.President Cowen;distinguished guests, undistinguished guestsaluminialumisI really, I had no ambition, I didn't know what I wanted to do.I did everything from“and I'm gonna be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sit down.” And several years later, I was the first woman in the history of the show, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because of that phone conversation with God that I wrote.And I started this path of stand-up and it was successful and it was great, but it was hard, because I was trying to please everybody and I had this secret that I was keeping, that I was gay.And I thought if people found out they wouldn't like me, they wouldn't laugh at me.Then my career turned intothis was back, many years ago-and I finally decided that I was living with so much shame, and so much fear, that I just couldn't live that way anymore, and I decided to come out and make it creative.And my character would come out at the same time, and it wasn't to make a political statement, it wasn't to do anything other than to free myself up from this heaviness that I was carrying around, and I just wanted to be honest.And I thought, “What's the worst that could happen? I can lose my career”.I did.I lost my career.The show was cancelled after six years, without even telling me, I read it in the paper.The phone didn't ring for three years.I had no offers.Nobody wanted to touch me at all.Yet, I was getting letters from kids that almost committed suicide, but didn't, because of what I did.And I realised that I had a purpose.And it wasn't just about me and it wasn't about celebrity, but I felt like I was being punished...it was a bad time, I was angry, I was sad, and then I was offered a talkshow.And the people that offered me the talkshow tried to sell it.And most stations didn't want to pick it up.Most people didn't want to buy it because they thought nobody would watch me.Really when I look back on it, I wouldn't change a thing.I mean, it was so important for me to lose everything because I found out what the most important thing is, is to be true to yourself.Ultimately, that's what's gotten me to this place.I don't live in fear, I'm free, I have no secrets.and I know I'll always be ok, because no matter what, I know who I am.So In conclusion, when I was younger I thought success was something different.I thought when I grow up, I want to be famous.I want to be a star.I want to be in movies.When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars, I want to have groupies.To quote the Pussycat Dolls.How many people thought it was “boobies”, by the way? It's not, it's “groupies”.But my idea of success is different today.And as you grow, you'll realise the definition of success changes.For many of you, today, success is being able to hold down 20 shots of tequila.For me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity, and not to give into peer pressure.to try to be something that you're not.To live your life as an honest and compassionate person.to contribute in some way.So to conclude my conclusion: follow your passion, stay true to yourself.Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, and by all means you should follow that.Don't give advice, it will come back and bite you in the ass.Don't take anyone's advice.So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine.And I know that a lot of you are concerned about your future, but there's no need to worry.The economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just fine.It's gonna be great.You've already survived a hurricane.What else can happen to you? And as I mentioned before, some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most.And now you know the right questions to ask in your first job interview.Like, “Is it above sea level?”.So to conclude my conclusion that I've previously concluded, in the common cement speech, I guess what I'm trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras.But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you'll have more beads than you know what to do with.And you'll be drunk, most of the time.So the Katrina class of 2009, I say congratulations and if you don't remember a thing I said today, remember this: you're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.

第五篇：第86界奥斯卡颁奖典礼Ellen

Live from the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood and Highland, it's the Oscars!Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome your host, Ellen DeGeneres!Thank you.Thank you very much.Thank you very much.Thank you very much.Thanks.Thanks so much.Welcome to the Oscars.For those of you watching around the world, it has been a tough couple of days for us here.It has been raining.We're fine.Thank you for your prayers.I'm happy to be back.I hosted seven years ago and I'm so honoured and flattered that they have been back so quickly.Things are so different now.Last time, for instance, when I was here, Cate Blanchett was nominated, Meryl Streep was nominated, Leonardo DiCaprio was nominated Martin Scorsese was nominated.So different.There are some first time nominees here tonight.June Squibb is nominated for Nebraska.At 84 years old, she is the oldest nominee.She was wonderful in “Nebraska”.I'm telling everyone that you were wonderful in “Nebraska”.The film that you did wonderful.We have other first time nominees.Lupita Nyong'o is here.Amazing.Amazing performance in “12 Years a Slave”.She is from Kenya, she is a Kenyan.And Barkhard Abdi is here.He is nominated for “Captain Phillips”.He's from Somalia, he is a sommelier, so he knows a lot about wine and that is impressive.Who's the wine captain now? Who's the wine captain, now? The real Captain Phillips is here tonight and the real Philomena is here tonight.And I have to say one of the most amazing Liza Minnelli impersonators I've ever seen in my entire life.Just, really, seriously.Good job, sir.I mean, that is really that's Tonight's theme is Heroes in Hollywood and we need heroes now more than ever.People around the world are going through hard times and movies offer us an escape.Movies inspire us.I'm not saying that movies are the most important thing in the world because we all know the most important thing in the world is youth.Now, we know that the most important thing in life is love and friendship and family, and if people don't have those things, well, then, they usually get into show business.So...Here we all, we're one big frightened family is what we are, but I want you to know that I love you and I think you're talented.I do.And I think you should think of yourselves as winners.Not all of you, but the people who have won before should think of yourselves as winners.And I know what you're thinking: Ellen, that's easy for you to say, you've been chosen the host and that's sort of the highest award there is.Thank you.Thank you.But let's try to focus on you tonight if we can.Seriously, the work that you've done is incredible, and I did a little bit of research, and between all of the nominees here tonight, you've made over 1400 films.1400 films, and you've gone to a total of six years of college.I'm kidding.Kids, stay in school.I'm sure these people went to college.I mean, Amy Adams, you went to college, right? No,oh.Okay,but who cares? You're an amazing actress.You're in, not one, but two nominated films tonight you were in.That's just That is so, what is the word for it selfish, I guess.I really do think it's an exceptional year for movies, of course, one of the nominees is “Her”, and by her, I mean Meryl Streep.Meryl has been nominated for an Oscar a total of 18 times.Now it sounds good, but if you do the math, between dresses, hair and makeup, that's hundreds of thousands of dollars.Simply put, Meryl cannot afford to be nominated again.That is...a lot of money.I'm listing all these people like you're up against each other...and you're all so talented, I don't want you to think of, any kind of a competition.It's a celebration.Although who are we kidding? It's the Hunger Games.I mean there are cameras everywhere You're starving.Jennifer Lawrence won last year.It is the Hunger Games.Jennifer, by the way,I'm not gonna bring up what happened last year when you're...you know...It's ridiculous, I mean, you...something like that happens,and it's embarrassing and then people just talk about it and...it's just, you know...For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, when Jennifer, last year, she fell on the way up, tripped...I don't know if you got caught on the tip of the dress.Let's just show the clip, because what happened...I'm kidding.I'm not going to show the clip.I'm kidding.I am.I'm not.I'm not.But let's just...And you know, the thing, when you fell out of the car tonight, when you're getting out of the car, no one needs to know that.I'm not going to mention that...she fell on the way out of the car.Like on an orange cone...you tripped or something.If you win tonight, I think we should bring you the Oscar.I don't wanna risk...unless somebody...We can do that, right? Can we do that? No one's here.Win or lose, you look beautiful.Oh you all look beautiful tonight.Sandy you look beautiful and Cate you look...everybody looks beautiful.I'm not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it's clear, it's Jared Leto, I mean he's the prettiest.Boy, is he pretty? I mean, he is nominated for Best Supporting Actor, and Matthew McConaughey, also pretty, by the way, but different, like a rugged...dirty...a dirty pretty.Like a rugged dirty pretty.No, good dirty, not bad dirty.Both nominated for Dallas Buyers Club, a very important movie.It deals with the serious issue of people who have sex at rodeos.Don't do it.It looks appealing, but...uhh...Speaking of sex at the rodeos, Bruce Dern is here tonight.I had a repeated transition.I had no idea.A little background on Bruce.His grandfather was the governor of Utah.His great uncle was a Pulitzer prize－winning poet.And his godmother was Eleanor Roosevelt.And here you are amongst us tonight.What went wrong? Jonah Hill is nominated for his amazing performance in Wolf of Wall Street.That...I honestly, I have to say, you showed us something in that film...that I have not seen for a very very long time.Do you get it? Well we should get started.It's gonna be an exciting night.Anything can happen.So many different possibilities.Possibility No.1, 12 Years a Slave wins Best Picture.Possibility No.2, you're all racists.And now please welcome our first white presenter, Anne Hathaway...