短剧主持词

第一篇：短剧主持词

男：尊敬的各位评委，各位嘉宾

女：亲爱的同学们，大家

合：晚上好

男：青春的交响绽放华丽的激情

女：校园的纯真挥洒最美的真挚

男：今天（晚）我们欢聚一堂，在这微笑灿烂的舞台上

女：今天(夜)我们相邀一起，在这温柔如醉的时光里

男：今天（晚）上演的将是一台台充满校园人文的精彩短剧

女：在这里让我们用精湛的演技带给你一场视觉的盛宴

男：在这里让我们用舞台的缩影带你回味一段经典的时光

女：好戏连连！它们承载的是同学们自编自导的辛勤汗水

男：意义非凡！它们寄寓的是同学们关注生活的浓浓情意

女：这，将是才艺的较量，更是信心与勇气的比拼

男：这，将是激情的燃烧，更是动感与活力的绽放

女：现在就让我们一起走进这场难得的视觉与听觉盛宴吧

男：下面我宣布，财政金融学院短剧大赛初赛

合：现在开始

女：首先向大家介绍今天到场的嘉宾与评委，他们是：

男：让我们再次以热烈的掌声对各位嘉宾和评委的到来表示诚挚的欢迎

女：本次比赛各班级按照事先抽签顺序依次上台表演，评委将从精神面貌、演员演技、剧本编排和道具准备四个方面打分

男：其中，剧本编排包括剧本情节和原创程度，占2分；

女：道具准备包括演员的服装、道具及ppt的制作，占2分；

男：精神面貌和演员演技均占3分，总计10分。评分办法是：去掉一个最高分和一个最低分，取平均分数

女：本次初赛将取平均成绩前8名的班级进入复赛。我们将在比赛结束时公布结果，请各位同学在比赛结束之前不要随意走动或离场。感谢各位的配合，预祝大家度过一个愉快的下午（夜晚）

男：首先请欣赏由班带来的，大家掌声欢迎！

感谢 班同学的精彩演出。

（初赛上半场的演出到这里就要告一段落了，感谢各位评委与嘉宾的莅临，同学们，我们今晚再续！）

下面我宣布进入复赛的班级是：恭喜这些班级。也感谢其他各个班级的同学给我们带来的精彩演出。

男：短暂的时光匆匆而去，唯有欢声笑语留在我们的记忆中

女：相聚的时间总是这样短暂，在我们的笑声中今天的短剧大赛初赛也接近了尾声

男：感谢各位评委和嘉宾的莅临

女：感谢财金学生会各部门的大力支持

男：短剧大赛初赛到此结束

女：我们复赛再见

男：再见

第二篇：英语短剧大赛主持词

主持词 男：boys and girls 女：ladies and gentlemen!合：good afternoon/evening!女：it's glad to meet you here!this is the 9th english short drama competition of our institute,and thank you for your coming today!and first of all,let's have a look at the purpose of this terrific event.男：今天很高兴和大家相聚在这里！这里是医学院第9届英语短剧大比拼的比赛的现场，我们衷心感谢你的到来！首先，不妨让我们这次活动的宗旨的吧！

女：in order to enrich students' cultural life after class.our student union takes over this novel form to improve the level of spoken english and to boost the consciousness of teamwork as well as collective.男：为了丰富学生的课余文化生活，我们学生会举办了这项活动，旨在提高同学们的口语水平，同时提高团队合作和集体意识。

女男：and we are honored to have our judges and guests here with us!they are。。Deputy secretary of the youth league committe,）

。。

President of the student union 孙亚飞

Vice President of the student union

study monitor of......Let's welcome their arrival!女：now,let's have a look at the rules of this contest.男：现在，让我们看看比赛规则

女:firstly,about the content of the performance.It has 30 grades.The content should be healthy,creative,meaningful, and vivid.男：首先，比赛内容。此项共30分，内容健康，创新，深刻，流畅。

女：secondly，about the pronunciation.Also 30 grades，the performers should pronounce correctly,fluently and authentically.男：第二，发音。此项共30分，发音正确，流畅，地道。

女：thirdly, about the skill of the performance.It has 20 grades.the performance should be natural and contagious.Performers should be cooperated.男：第三，表演技巧。此项共20分，表演自然，有感染力，演员饱含合作精神。

女:fourthly，about properties.it has 20 grades.The properties should be perfect match to the drama.男：第四。。。。

女：lastly，no chinese shall be included except for the name of character,location or background music

or 0.5 score will be taken for each every time.one more thing,the performance should be finished within 15 minutes,otherwise,one score shall be deducted.男：最后，除了人物名字，地点或者背景音乐，短剧中不准出现中文，否则将每次每处扣除0.5分。另外，表演时间控制在15分钟内，否则，扣除1分。

女：ok ladies and gentlemen!boys and girls!A fantastic drama competition is waiting for you!wish u a wonderful day here!And now ,the short drama competition begins!

男：Here we go!第一幕

女：hey, what do you think of water to us ,human-being? 男：water？It is without doubt that water is very important!女：yeah！That's true!and in the following,let's appreciate the show.“water,water”from class 1,grade 2 第二幕：

Attention please！1.Performer should speak louder.2.please keep quiet when others are performing!Thank you for your awesome performance 男：have ever heard of the beautiful chinese folk story:liangshanbo yu zhuyingtai? 女：uh，of course！What's wrong？

男：and guess what is the drama of next group? 女：maybe，i guess，liangshanbo and juliet or something!男：no no no，it is :liangshanbo and mawencai

from class2 ,grade 2 女：enjoy it!

第三幕

Good job，you guys！Thank you 女：wow！Another classic character ,princess wencheng!男：and she is remembered by her devotion to the dynasty tang，and there are so many beautiful stories about her!女：you got it!but the students from class 3 is going to tell you a completely different story about princess wencheng.hope you will enjoy it!第四幕（10级6班）

女：as medicine-major student ,have you ever thought of the situation of a doctor?you know,nowadays,the relationship between doctors and patients is not that harmonious.男：yeah,i am kind of worried about such a case.女：ok,now let's something about this,welcome the“。。。” from class 6,grade 2.男：welcome!第五幕。。。

男：Then,the drama from class 8 tells us about a classic story from “the journey to the west”in other words,xi you ji。That is “three times' beating monster” 女：let's just see how the four get through all the hardships~ 男：and now,it's show time,baby!

第六幕

女：here comes another maybe funny story,because it is adapted from the once popular costume piece:huan zhu ge ge

男：i think so!and now let's see the return of pearl from class 4.女：and enjoy the show among xiaoyanzi or ziwei,etc.第七幕

男：hey！You know ,love is the theme of the world forever!What do you think of the most selfless love? 女：i guess,it's mother's love.Here by the way ,i wanna show my gratitude for all the mothers' devotion to their daughters and sons!男：yeah!that's right!and then ,welcome the performance from class 7, the selflessness of the motherhood!

第八幕

Thank you for inspiring us with such a good story!It's so instructive,isn't it!女：now i will tell you a chinese fable briefly,and guess what is the name,it's very simple!Listen!A farmer lies by the tree all the time to catch the rabbit!Got it? 男：it is obvious in chinese:shou zhu dai tu 女：well done!and then ,welcome the performers from class 5.结尾：

女：The fabulous scenes come back clearly to my eyes,still wander in my mind, and taste in my heart!it is said that good things come to an end with excitement.The curtain of english short drama competition is going to drop!男：thanks our team for their brilliant performance!thank all the judges guests,and audience present!It's amazing,marvelous and splendid!and the 9th english short drama competition has finally comes to an end!合：thank you for your participation!thank you!分数正在统计中，请大家耐心等待！

第一幕

女：look!we have an original drama from class 3,wow,that's cool!男：of course!and it is made up of several different kinds of stories,which is setting in our modern society!女：and in the following,let's appreciate the show.第二幕：

Attention please！1.Performer should speak louder.2.please keep quiet when others are performing!Thank you for your awesome performance 女：here comes another maybe sidesplitting story,because it is adapted from the once popular costume piece:huan zhu ge ge ,do you get hooked? 男：of course i do!and now let's see the return of pearl princess from class 4.女：and enjoy the show among xiaoyanzi or ziwei,etc.第三幕

女：hey,just guess what class 6 is gonna show us,and of course i will give you some suggestion:listen!it's a classic romantic love story,kind of like romeo and juliet!come on!男：uh，uh it is，in chinese，liang shanbo yu zhu yingtai.,isn't it!女：bingo！Let's see how they illustrate such a story.第四幕

男：wow，have found that adaptation of costume pieces are very popular in our short drama competition!女：yeah！That's true.This one is how one of the most famous four wits_tangbohu finds his soulmate_qiuxiang!this is gonna catch your eye balls!男：enjoy “tang bohu dian qiuxiang”from class 9.第五幕

女：hey，do you know,almost every girl wish to be a princess in their childhood.for like,snow white,cinderalla,the sleeping beauty,blah blah blah 男：i guess it's true because i wanted to be a prince that time.女：and now ,let's appreciate“snow white”from class 1 男：enjoy it!

第六幕

女：hey,could i ask you something personal? 男：go ahead!女：do you have a relationship in campus ?i know it's kind of private!男：yeah，i've got a girl friend!aaaa!i know why you ask such a strange question at such an occassion!because our last drama is “be a good lover” 女:yeah,you got it！It's awesome to have a relationship with someone,but how to love him or her becomes a more critical issue.i guess,this drama would be inspiring to us,whether you are single or not,isn't it? 男：i can't agree with you anymore!let's enjoy the show!

第三篇：短剧大赛主持词（写写帮整理）

校园短剧大赛主持词

尊敬的老师，亲爱的同学们： 大家下午好！

开场

女1：心与心的碰撞，点燃激情的火花 男1：心与心的交融，带来温馨的眼泪 女2：心与心的交流，搭建沟通的桥梁 男2：心与心的相容，构建和谐的校园

女2：在这个美好的夜晚，我们迎来了辽宁科

技大学第五届心里短剧大赛我是今晚的主持

男1：首先介绍下今天到场的嘉宾评委： 共青团辽宁科技大学委员会主任： 刘伏老师 辽宁科技大学人文社科部心理发展研究中心：庄郁馨老师

周春男老师

辽宁科技大学社团联合会主席：郝正坤学长

让我们再次以热烈的掌声欢迎他们的到来！

男1：如果用一个词来形容我们这一代，你觉得是什么呢？

女1：当然是90后了

男1：对，我们是90后，拥有绚丽的青春的9

0后，拥有想象和才华的90后。

女2：在这个充满活力的校园舞台上，我们以

独特的视角展现我们的情感生活，展现我们的曼妙青春，展现我们的无限想

象。

男2：用我们的笑容与热情，用我们的夸张和

搞怪，演绎属于我们的校园青春，张扬属于我们的青春年华。

女1：快乐而多彩的表演，让我们欢聚一起享

受属于我们的校园短剧。

下面，我宣布，辽宁科技大学第五届心理短剧大赛正式开始

女1：哎，春溪，我突然想问你 你们宿舍里怎么样？

男1：很和睦啊

女1：卫生呢？

男1：很干净呀

女1：你想知道女生宿舍是什么样子吗 男1：当然想啊，可惜没这个机会啊

女1：那好，今天就给你一个机会，让你见识一下女生宿舍是什么样子的男1：在哪里

女1：下面有请经济与法律学院带来短剧1《女生宿舍》

3建筑与艺术学院《华容道》

男1：大家欢迎

女2：刚才看到的表演实在不错

男2：是

女2：唉---你现在最想做什么

男2：当然是 赶快考完试回家呗

女2：是呀 在家中父母的关爱总是让我们劳累的身心得到放松

男2：对呀 父母的爱是很伟大的女2：这不 有句话怎么说来着 叫父爱如山，母爱如水

男2：那么就有请 化工学院为我们带来短剧《父亲的爱》

工管勇气（节目）

5资土学院《纸条隐秘》

女1：感谢以上同学的精彩演绎。我发现这次节目真是丰富多彩 有讲述学习的 有课外生活的男1：有搞笑的 有悲伤的 有温馨的 也有浪漫的女1：浪漫的？ 哪有浪漫的？

男1：这不 浪漫的来了

女1：什么呀？

男1：有请材冶学院给我们带来短剧6《爱的力量》

男2：哎 最近压力真是大呀，考试不顺利，恋爱总受挫

女2：别灰心啊，有句话说得好：“在失败中前进，在沉睡中觉醒。”

男2：我就怕一睡不醒

下面让我们看看由高镁学院带来的励志短剧7《觉醒》

男2：掌声有请。

8高职学院《爱在进行时》

男2：胶片记载了每一个精彩的瞬间，电影勾勒出我们的流年。

一群热爱电影的年轻人，正在为梦想而拼搏奋斗着。下面请欣赏由心浪心理协会给我们带来的短剧9《我的电影梦》，大家欢迎。

10机械学院《特别的体育课》

11艺术学院《如此家长》

男1：人人都说大学是一个小小的社会，进入大学的我们也就进入了社会的一半下面让我们跟随外国语学院的短剧12《钟点工》一起去感受发生在社会上的事情吧。

女1：掌声有请。

13软件学院《凝聚每份爱》 高职学院《冷雨夜》（节目）

男1:“我的未来不是梦，认真的过每一分钟 —”

女1：哎 怎么还唱上了呢？

男1：我觉得未来真是充满新鲜感和挑战啊我的未来不仅要有房有车有女朋友，最重要的是要有座

女1：有座？

男1：对呀，接下来让我们欣赏由工商管理学院带来的短剧14《未来有座不是梦》，掌声欢迎

15资土学院《红围巾》、16电信学院《爱来过》 请礼仪收取评分表

高职学院舞蹈（节目）

女1：青春的舞台 华丽的剧章 丰硕成果 给了我们视觉与听觉的无限享受

男1：演员与导演的尽心表演 不仅让他们收获了成功能够与喜悦，也让我们体会到青春校园的多彩生活。

女2：好了，让我们用热烈的掌声为我们的“校园短剧比赛”画上一个圆满的句号。感谢朋友们的支持与鼓励

请允许我代表话剧大赛筹备委员会向在大赛准备过程中辛苦付出的各位幕后工作人员表示由衷的感谢，掌声感谢你们。（掌声）

男2：感谢到场的嘉宾，祝各位晚安！合：谢谢，再见！

第四篇：短剧剧本

小红帽英文小剧本 Little Red Riding Hood

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye.Darling.第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma‟s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We‟ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma‟s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家 Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma‟ s house?(高兴地对观众说)Aha , it‟s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It‟s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床)Come in, come in.Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边)Grandma , I‟ll eat you.Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I‟ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音)Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It‟s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!Wolf：Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh!What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.Wolf：I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look!What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It‟s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where‟s the wolf? Look!A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside.I must be hurry．(从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma：(从桌紫拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma： I'll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说)Help!Don‟t shot me!Hunter：（开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf：(应声倒下)Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

Global warming A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it‟s the problem of environment pollution.A.It‟s related to our correct answer.But it isn‟t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It‟s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……

B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it‟s global cooling!

A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn‟t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?

C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming? B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don‟t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees C.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can‟t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it‟s tree-planting day!A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.《白雪公主》英语话剧剧本

SW-白雪公主Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人音乐起，旁白

A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much;the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess.Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn‟t love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the king‟s palace:----白雪出场

S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场

Q: I am a queen , I‟m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white.猎人出场

H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃

S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please!白雪顺利脱逃后

S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.D: 1Look, somebody ate my food----2Somebody drank my water----3Someone is sleeping now----4What a beautiful girl!----小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----6 welcome to our house!----7Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let‟s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔镜出场

Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!

音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!

白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead!Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭

Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场

P: A beautiful girl!She shall be my queen!王子唤醒公主，公主醒了

P：Wake up!Wake up , my queen!S.w: Thank you for your help!P: My pleasure!音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞

音乐起，7个小矮人出场，Big words of western tour（大话西游）

Chapter 1 Site：The wedding

Characters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖 Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it? 牛：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She‟s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!My brother!Come here!This is my brother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I „ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora‟s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What? 妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What‟s this? Really?

妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)妖：Magic Sword? 牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾剑)紫：It‟s not true!It‟s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……(牛惊慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

Chapter 2 Site: Bull King‟s back garden

Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）

至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.Because I‟ve decided to tell lies, I‟ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!紫：I‟ll kill you if you come closer!

至：You should kill me!Kill me!I‟d found my best love, but I didn‟t treasure her.I left regretful after that.It‟s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don‟t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to give a time limit, I‟ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）紫：What can you tell your wife? 至：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora‟s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can‟t get the box back.I …… 紫：I help you!至：No, it‟s dangerous!紫：You don‟t want to? 至：I do!But ……

紫：I trust you!I‟ll get the Pandora‟s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.(猪喊)至：Let me do something to my boss first.See you tonight.（依依不舍）Aside: The night …… Chapter 3 Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧 猪和沙：Master, master(两人同时悄声说)猪：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I won‟t go.猪和沙：Stay here? Why? 唐：There‟re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.This is because we‟re not united enough.So we let the devils do bad to us.That‟s fine.This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me;the outside world is just a bigger prison.You go out first.I have something to tell him.(猪和沙下)唐：You come in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I‟m not your disciple.I don‟t want to be your disciple.Master I know you‟re a good guy.Please let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”? 至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?

唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……

(唐唱Only you)至：Stop.Stop.I can‟t take this anymore, please stop …… 唐：Ohoh ……

至：Damn you, you … I‟ve said I can‟t take this anymore.Don‟t disturb or I‟ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.Life and death are very minor.When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.Namonitabhaya …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders‟ Cave with the Grapes.Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who‟s cut open won‟t die at once.He can still see.So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.After the Monkey King‟s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …

Chapter 4 Site: The Hole of Waterfall

Characters: 至尊宝、观音 至：Goddess.I‟m about to understand your words.I used my eyes to see in the past.What I was dying.I started using my heart to see this world.Then I could see all things clearly.That girl …has left a drop of tear in my heart.I felt her sorrow.观：Have you given up all things in human world? 至：Yes!Life and death is just minor!…… But I don‟t understand why can human‟s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years.What hatred is it? 观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.观：I want to warn you again.After wearing the gold ring, you‟re no longer a normal human.You can‟t have human desires anymore.If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller.It‟s very uncomfortable.至：OK.观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say? 至：I had had found my best love, but I didn‟t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It‟s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.

第五篇：爱国短剧

爱国短剧

甲：嗨,你在干嘛？？ 乙：我在学校上思修课列。

甲：还上个鸟的课啊~~跟哥来游行，一句“打倒日本帝国主义，坚决抵制日货，振兴中华，干掉日本”喊得贼爽贼爽的。（此时可设置一些群众演员，呐喊标语壮声势）

乙：赶明姐（哥）给你写篇惊世骇俗的《纪念刘和珍君》。甲：那是干什么的？

乙：说你乡里人你还不信，那好，你游行是干什么的，因何而起啊？ 甲：这哪知道啊，爱国呀，再说啦，我扬起锤子对着那日货店砸啊砸时，一旁围观的姑娘吖看得那是说话的声音都有些发嗲。

乙：你确定，是发嗲，不是发疯。。指不定人家心里是不是在唱“就这样被你征服，被迫走上死路”

甲：怎么说话的啊，当你是哥们才拉来游行，多风光啊，平时那是回头率的要不来，露面的机会偷不来，出名上报的机会拿刀砍都砍不来，今天，那是要啥有啥。

乙：那确实，丢脸的机会一哈就来，潘安变猥男，西施变面团。你要晓得“爱国不是你想爱，他就可以爱。”凡是讲个方法撒！说，你是不是90后？

甲：必需的。（按照电视广告里那个调调）乙：说，你爱不爱国。甲：必需的。乙：说，你是砸日本人的钱还是砸中国人的钱。甲：日本的，必需的。

乙：说，你是想扰乱日本秩序还是扰乱中国 甲；日本，必需的。乙：那你还要去游行么。甲：必需的 乙：pardon? 甲：哥错了。

乙：说，该怎样爱国？

丙：唐有魏征死谏太宗，宋有岳飞精忠报国，元有铁木真统一中原，明有戚继光英勇抗倭寇，清有丘逢甲作诗爱国，唐宋元明清，无数爱国仁人，已然于无形中教会你我如何爱国。（有种很有内涵，将历史之事顺手粘来之感）

丁：妙哉妙哉！既有文臣鲁迅字句如利刃，又有武将霍去病挥剑如风，不管你习文习武，历史的铜镜早已将一切昭然若揭。（有气吞山河之势）

乙：再说，游行不？ 甲：不

乙：再说，该怎样爱国？

甲：高深如你，肤浅如我，大道理说不清，就知道好好学习，天天向上，如是而已。（“如是而已”这四个字可以滑稽一点，因为甲是个没啥脑子的人，丢出这种文邹邹的话本来就很奇怪）乙：在爱国的路上不分高深肤浅，作为大学生的我们，基本的好好学习，天天向上，又有几人做到？来，现场调查，又有几人做到啊？（此时乙应该是对着全场同学们发问）（估计肯定有蛮多人起哄说自己做到）

丙：好，非常好，新一代的希望，星星之火，可以燎原啊！！想当年，毛主席就是在这种艰难的形势下建立了苏维埃政府，开创了社会主义新中国啊！

丁：爱国的路是一条阳光却充满荆棘的路，脚踏实地地走下去才是硬道理，绕个弯不怕，只要你还能回到原点，怕只怕绕来绕去成了千夫所指的卖国贼。话说一个森林生态系统的抵抗力稳定性和恢复力稳定性都是有限的，更何况你只是一个渺小的个体，我们这个年纪是不应该为了多绕几个圈而回到原点的，当然路只有走过才知道是非曲直，爱国这条路一样。

甲：哎哟妈呀！哥原来这高尚啊，都不好意思了都，咱害羞。乙：说，是不是中国人？ 甲：那谈鬼！

乙：说，是中国人丢脸吗？ 甲：那怎会！

乙：说，中国人爱国是一件害羞的事吗？ 甲：不可能！乙：你还害羞么？

甲：哥是堂堂正正的男子汉，是炎黄子孙，是龙的传人，是应该昂首挺胸行走于或荆棘或畅通的人生大道上的。

戊：我是一名解放军，回来镇压游行的学生的，其实我真的下不了手，都是些爱国却用错方式的热血愤青，镇压住他们，我们的心也在滴血，只是没有规矩，不成方圆，再这么闹下去，日子都没法过了，爱，是讲究方式的。

甲：我错了，好的出发点走出了不好的结局，绝非我们一干人等所愿。（此时可以遥望身旁刚与自己一起游行呐喊的中国人——群众演员）乙：这孩子，开窍了。（语调可以滑稽些）

甲乙丙丁一起：哥（姐）是90后，骄傲的90后，不光只有炫酷的外表，还有一颗好用的大脑，用它来思考，用它来爱国，中国，中华，崛起，骄傲。游行的要不得，爱国的刚刚（gǎng gǎng）的，呐喊的是内心，爱国的是决心，我们是90后，数风流人物还看今朝的90后。