第一篇：花木兰-原创英语剧本(动画片改编以适合舞台剧)
=花木兰=
Narrator Soldier:We are under attack!Light the signal,light the signal!(Shan yu killed him)
Mom:Mulan,how can you grow up?As a girl,you should be polite and quiet,graceful and respectful,then try to be…Are you listening,Mulan? Mu:Uh,I heard you ,mom.I`ve recited the Final Adonimotion.Mu:Umm~~
Mu:Mom, what is it outside? Mom:Stay inside,Mulan.(Pa went outside)Ci:Citizens!I bring a proclamation from the Imperial City!The Huns are coming,one man from every family must serve in the Imperial Army.Ci:Now it`s your turn,the Fa Family!(Mulan rushed out)Mu:No!NN:Don`t get out!Mulan!Pa:I`m ready to serve the Emperor.Mu:Father, you can`t go.Pa:Mulan!Mulan(to Ci):Please ,sir,my father has already fought for…
Ci:Silence!You will do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man`s presence.Pa:Mulan,you dishonour me.Ci:Report tomorrow at the troop camp.Pa:Yes,sir.Ci(continue yo read):The Chu Family!The Chang Family!The Yong Family!(at the table)Mu:You shouldn`t have to go!Mom:Mulan…
Mu:There are plenty of young men to fight for China!Pa:It is an honour to protect my country and my family.Mu:So you1ll die for honour.Pa:I will die doing what`s right.Mu:But if you…
Pa:I know my place.It is your time learned yours.(Mulan ran away crying)
Mom:You must go after her.She could be killed.Pa:If I reveal her.She will be.NN:Ancesters,hear our prayer,Watch over Mulan.
R:Powerful(J:pleasurable)R:Indestructible(J:Si jia)R:And Si rong.J&R:We are the guardians of the whole family and …to protect you!Mu:Sounds strange.J:So,thouply thouply.R:You`re gonna have to trust me.And don`t you slap us no more.J:No more.Clear on that? Mu:I have no choice,do I? J&R:Move!Move,tomorrow will be our victory!
L:Have you signed in? Mu:Sorry,I am late.L:What`s your name? Mu:Uh…Uh…
(J:Don`t speak out your name!R:Fa…Fa…Fa…)Mu:I know.L:Then,what is it?(R:Ah…Ping!Ping！Fa Ping!Ping was my boyfriend…)Mu:It`s Ping.Li:Ping.Mu:Yes,my name is Ping.L:Let me see your conscription notice.L:Fa Zhou?The Fa Zhou? Ci:I didn`t know Fa Zhou had a son.Mu:Er,he…doesn`t talk about me much.Ci:I can see why.If I had a son like him,I wouldn`t talk about him,either.L:Okay,gentlemen,we are the swords of emperor,we were born to
.No matter when,do remember the country,the sanctity,the honour.We are Chinese.Soldiers:Yes,sir.
Li(stop him):Don`t interrupt her!Mu:I didn`t mean for it to go this far… Ci:Ultimate dishonour!Li:(angrily stop him)Didn`t you hear me?Don`t interrupt her！!Mu:It was the only way!Please,believe me!I…(Li xiang scilence)Li:Take her back.Ci:General!We must kill her here,right now!Li:I said,take-her-back,right-now！(Li xiang and Cifu go away,leave Mulan herself)R:Don`t be sad,girl.J:Although…ai,we are proud of you.J&R:Cheer up!
Em:I`ve heard a great deal of you,Fa Mulan.You stole your father`s armor,ran away from home,impersonated a soldier,deceived your commanding officer,dishonoured the Chinese Army,and…(music)Em:And yousaved us all,you saved China,as a woman.(bow to Mulan)Em:You worth respecting.Em:Ci fu!Ci:Your Excenllency? Em:See that this woman is made a member of my council.Ci:A?? Mu:With all due respect,your excellency,I think I`ve beenawway from home long enough.Em:Then take this.So your family will know what you have done for China.Li:Um…you…You fight good.Mu:Oh,thank you.
第二篇：大学英语舞台剧剧本[定稿]
Cast Anita :Never understand why students like to ship classes;Kevin:Treats “skipping classes ” as the principle of university life;Ken : Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it;Jason:Always commits himself not to skip cases;Steven:Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping classes;Rita:A professional class skipper
Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students.They are good friends.One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class.The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.Jason: Oh, shoot!I just missed it.Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class.You promised me that you would be in class on time today.Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word.The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning.Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long… Ken: For God’s sake!Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?
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Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom.And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes.Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.Steven: I will do anything for my good friend.Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business.You’ll get yourself in trouble.Don’t you know it?...Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him.He will not listen to you.Just leave him alone.By the way, I am still waiting for your decision.Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow? Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it.What time tomorrow? Kevin: Two o’clock.I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin.Oh, how wonderful!Anita: wait a minute.We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon.Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not.Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.Anita: No, this is a very important class.And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.Kevin: To me it makes no difference.Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about.Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?------------------
Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building.At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm.They meet in front of the laboratory.)Rita: Here I am.Look, I did what I promised.I am a good girl, not skipping classes.Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class.You skipped the first four classes this morning.Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day.Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class? Rita: I thought you were going to the library.Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.Anita: You are incurable.The test was this morning!-----------------
Scene IV(Ken and Rita are talking to each other.They are talking about how to skip a class.)Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance.Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent.I think I am really unlucky.Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.Ken: What are they? Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.Ken: How do you know that I will not pass? Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult.I don’t believe you can pass it.Ken: Maybe you are right.What else? Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely.And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.Ken: Why? Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet.And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the
professor to pass you.Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few? Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around.And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount.Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.Ken: You are a genius.Rita: I am just very professional.Ken: I see now.I will try sometimes.Hah, Hah, Hah！!------------------
Scene V(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)Kevin: It’s time for the English class.Why are you here?
Ken: I don’t want to go to English class.I want to cut the class.Kevin: Why? Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.Kevin: That’s right.I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.Ken: Ok.Let’s go.(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls.And both of them will fail the English class.Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)
第三篇：英语话剧剧本花木兰
Summary: Long time ago, there was a war in China.The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before.However, the king of the nation didn't allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke.Unfortunately, the odds were against China.So the king decide to recruit soldiers.Unexpectedly, Mulan's father, who was old and weak, was chosen.Know that her father was not equal to the mission, Mulan decided to dress gerself as a man to join the army instead of her fater.During the time in the army, she became acquainted wiht the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her.After they won th ewar, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a soldier.In time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter.Scene I
Narrator:Long time age, ther was a war in China.....德首:Get out.The land doesn't belong to you.土酋:Your land?......Hey , he says this is his land.土酋:We just get our land back.德首:Go to hell, you barbarians.土酋:Attack!德首:Fire!
Kill them all.德首:Just wait and see.My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you.路人甲:Your majesty, we are losing.What can we do? 陛下:Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on.Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers.使者:Pat.......Ouch, what are you doing?
Are you Pat?
Pat: Yes.使者: O.K.I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang.This letter is confidential.Please read it carefully.Mulan: What's up?
Daddy, you look so pale, Pat: Nothing....Mulan: Look!Pat: What......Mulan: My father is dying.My brother is too young.What can I do? 路人甲乙丙丁:What can she do? Mulan: What can I do? Voice: You can go to the army instead of your father.Mulan: But I'm a girl.Voice: Why not?
You look like a man.Mulan: Right!
Good idea!
I can't see the reason why a girl can't be a soldier to defend her own country.Scene II
Narrator: Mulan began her life in the army.報到
士兵:Hey, don't cut in.Line up.士兵:Attention!
This is our general, Li Shang.Li Shang:just want you to follow three “A”s.Thell them what three “A”s.士兵:The three “A”s are “Apple, airplane, adult video.” Li Shang:The three “A”s are “Action, ability, and agility.”-----understand? 士兵:Yes!Li Shang:Good!....Dismissed.士兵領隊:Soldiers, follow me!士兵:嘿咻.....Mulan:Ouch!士兵:Are you out of breath for running for a short time? 士兵:You are a sissy boy.-------眾:Sissy boy.士兵:Look!
He is so thin and so weak.How can our country depend on him? 眾:Ha, ha, ha!Li Shang:Hey, men!
There is no time for you to chat!
Li Shang: Are you O.K.? Mulan:I'm all right.Li Shang:Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree.Mulan: He is really a good guy.I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him.士兵: Hey!
Soldiers.It's time for dinner.士兵:Oh....food!
Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you.Get away!Li Shang:唉...You are inferior to others in all aspects Li Shang:This is for you.Mulan:Thank you.Sir!Li Shang: Go and eat there.Mulan:He is really a good man.In order not to disappoint him, I'll do my best to become stronger.士兵舉重比賽)Narrator:After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness.So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself.She lifted weights and did push-ups.Narrator:After a few months of hard training........羅蔔兵:Sir!
Sir!
Our enemies are coming back again.Li Shang: What?
Those barbarians are returning?
hey, soldiers!Take up your weapon and follow me.It's time to fight.兵:Fight!Mulan:Hey!
Wake up!
Don't sleep!
Where are the other guys?
羅蔔兵:They....are...fighting!Mulan: What!--Guys!
Wait for me!Scene III
Li Shang: Do you still remmeber General Lee?
You killed him ruthlessly.I'm his son, Li Shang.土酋: I've killed too many people.It doesn't bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell soon.Li Shang:Ha!
You talk too much, you ugly barbarian.Now it is my chance to take revenge on you.土酋:You?
Ha, ha, ha.impossible!
Li Shang:Watch out, I'll kill you all.土酋:Oh yeah?
You're still wet behind the ears.How can you bear us and kill us all?
You are dreaming.Li Shang:Just wait and see if I can't.Soldiers, fire!土酋: My brave soldiers, go!
Ha, ha, ha.Now you are under my control.Surrender? Li Shang:Just kill me.I'd rather die thatn surrender.Mulan: Are youall right? 土酋:Do you look down uponme?
Ge him!
Get him now!
土酋: It...it is impossible.Mulan: Li, I'm sorry.Li Shang: Why did you kiss me?
Are you a gay? Mulan: No.In fact, I am a girl.Li Shang: According to the law, a woman can't be a soldier.What you have done is a big crime!
Have you ever thought of that? Mulan: I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision.Li Shang: Hum.....I'll try to save you.陛下: My brave soldiers.Congraduations!
We are brought to glorious victory by my captain, Li Shang.You deserve a good reward.Come ahead, my hero!
Tell me what you want.Li Shang: I want nothing except the soldier's life.She is a girl, but she has saved us and the whole country.陛下: She is heroine.Oh, I just can't wait to see her.Li Shang: This is her.She asks for your mercy because of her violation against the law.陛下:Why should I kill her?
She has beome a good example for our people.I should reward her instead of killing her.Mulan: Thank you, your majesty.Li Shang: Though this is a sudden proposal,would you mary me? Mulan: I'm so glad to hear that.But I have to go back home to ask my father first.will you go to my hometown with me? Li Shang: Of course, dear.Mulan: Let's go.Mulan: Father, I'm back.Pat: Mulan, it's really you? Mulan: Yes, it's a long time.Kid: Sis, we are missing you everyday.mulan: Oh, my brother.You are grown up.Pat: Who is the gentleman? Mulan:This is General Li.Li Shang:Sir, can I have the honor to ask your permission to marry your daughter?
Pat:Of course.When are you going to get married? Li Shang:Soon.Pat:How soon? Li Shang:How about now? 眾: Great!
第四篇：英语《花木兰》短剧剧本
前言：旁白(待定)第一幕：
（音乐~~~）
木兰入场，独舞一段剑术（音乐：马蹄声响起）
木兰父母从另一边入场，传旨人也入场，随从入场，木兰在一旁听，停止舞剑 传旨人：“According to god's order, Because of the invasion of the Xiongnu Our emperor made a hard determination that we should take the weapons to protect our homeland.So we need warriors.It's time to show your loyalty.Stand up, every one!奉天承运，皇帝诏曰，匈奴入侵，我们做出了个艰难的决定：打他个屁滚尿流！所以，我们需要士兵！没了，你们懂我的意思的。”（稍微娘娘腔）木兰父：“We get it.”
木兰父领旨，回到桌子旁，拿起宝剑与圣旨，长叹一声
木兰上前 木兰：“Dad, let me go instead of you to join the army.Your health is not good though爸，让我去代替你从军吧！” 木兰父：“That's not of your bussiness不关你的事。” 木兰：“But...但是„„” 木兰父：“Go back!回去！”
木兰落寞地离去，木兰父放下宝剑与圣旨，也退场
木兰从新上场，走到桌子前，拿起宝剑，拔剑出销，又放下，把头发（散）束起，再次拿起宝剑与圣旨（旁白解释）木兰：“I will be back!”（深情地）（音效）熄灯—— 第一幕完 英语对白：
第二幕：
将军与军师入场，军师手拿名单和毛笔勾名，一群（5个）前来报到的兵一个跟一个入场，列队 将军：“What’s your name?” Tom：“Tom” 将军：“How about you？” Jerry：“Jerry” 将军：“Tom an Jerry? Both of brothers join the army，and you？” MR.Bean：“MR.Bean” 将军；“er„„you?” Banana：“banana ” 将军：“What？“ Banana：“banana· apple” 将军：“I prefer watermelon.Short guy，what about you？” 木兰：“Mulan，general” 将军：“Finally a normal name… But ,you look like a women!?总算有个正常的名字了————
但„„你好像女人？” 木兰：“I am a man！!Watch out my muscles!”(清一清嗓音,做几个类似的动作)将军：“Just kidding, guy!”
将军带领训练（舞棍、转左转右）
将军上前，拿出竹竿，举起来“follow me!”
将军将竹竿向前捅，全队照做，木兰把前面的士兵捅倒 将军：“what are you doing!watch out！”将军将棍向右横扫，木兰照做，全排士兵倒下 将军上前 “attention！
Turn right(全队向右，木兰向左)，你搞什么飞机啊！（叫木兰来到第一队）Turn left!（全队向左，木兰向右，木兰手中竹竿打中右边的士兵）将军：“My god!You’d better go back home!”（放烟~~~）木兰发现敌人 木兰：“general, that way …seems like…eneies！!”（用手指着）将军：“Ah?!God bless us!All the soldiers , array!”（音效）老兵列队上场 将军：“Xiongnu is coming.It’s a good opportunity for your careers and futures!Get perfect prepared, guys!匈奴将至，是各位升官发财的好机会啊，士兵们，准备吧！！！”
全体退场，熄灯 第二幕完
（雪山上，上炮）第三幕
（音乐）
单于、匈奴上场（凶残的）
一个老兵上场张望，返回号召其他老兵上，五个老兵上场
交战，打下打下死两个，其他三个后退
退到一定后将军带新兵上场开打
打着打着死一个，打着打着死一个，全体节节败退，花木兰在后方战战兢兢没有上前 将军：“Why you froze there? Come and help!！快来帮忙” 木兰望着雪山，得到启发 旁白：“（待定）”
木兰开始用火炮炸山（先炸一座）（音效）
木兰军全体后退，木兰马上再炸，雪山被炸，匈奴死了大半，只剩两三个（音效）
木兰军乘势杀上，敌方落荒而逃
大胜，全体举手庆功（音效：胜利）熄灯 旁白：“（待定）” 第三幕完
第四幕
（场景为宫殿）
皇帝入场，后有四个随从 随从1：“Mulan come to listen to letters”
木兰上前，单膝跪下 皇帝：“Because you brave performance, we won the war.What do you want to get?
Status?Wealthy?Or … beauty? 你的英勇，让我军赢得最后的胜利，想要什么，地位？财富？美女？” 木兰：“Dear emperor, Mulan just want to return home to accompany my old parents.回皇上，木兰只想回乡陪伴我的老父母” 皇帝：“Great!What a nice son!Now I decide to praise you a good rapid horse ‘Ferrari’ to help your homecoming!好！好一个孝顺之人，朕赐你一匹宝马：“法拉利”衣锦还乡” 木兰：“Grateful for my dear emperor.谢皇上！”
木兰退场，皇帝及随从随后退场 木兰父母从舞台另一侧入场 木兰母：“The war eventually ended, are you still angry with Mulan? 战争终于结束了，你还在生木兰气吗？” 木兰父：“No, of cause I’m not.My heart has long been full of thoughts of her.For now, I’m just looking forward to her safely return.我不气了，我的心早就被思念充满了，现在我只盼望木兰能早点平安回来啊” 木兰母：“She must be back!她一定会回来的”
（音乐：马蹄声）
木兰从另一边出场，拿着宝剑走向父母面前，跪下，呈上宝剑 木兰：“Dad and mom,I’m back …我回来了~”（音效）第四幕完 全剧终
第五篇：英语搞笑剧本改编
A：导演 B：编剧 C：黄花菜 D：柔柔 E：才女
旁白：最近一首《时间都去哪了》可谓是红遍中国的大江南北啊，其主要原因呢，肯定与其歌词所包含的重大教育意义有关，所以因曾经拍摄电影而名噪一时的国际著名导演张某某正在策划将歌曲改编成同名电影。
A：大家好，想必你们一定看过吧，不错，我就是这部戏的导演张某某，（鼓掌）可以了可以了。。
B：吃了吗，我尊敬的导演！大家上午好！感谢大家来参与我们的选拔，我们这次将会选出一些优秀的富有幽默感的演员来参与我们最新电影的拍摄，谁将会成为今天的幸运儿呢，是你，是你，还是你？呵呵，让我们拭目以待！
A：（害羞状）亲，过来坐吧~ A：（尴尬地笑了笑）哼哼，有请第一位面试者。
C：（风情万种，妖娆妩媚地走进来，给观众一个飞吻）哦，我亲爱的最爱的可爱的编剧，最帅气的王子殿下，我这个“性感女神”粉墨登场了！每个人一定都认识我，我姓黄名花菜，家住合肥市，二十岁还没定过亲。
B：黄花菜？的确很符合你无与伦比的气质，你父母真是足够了解你啊。
C：哦，真的吗，我也这么觉得呢！我知道我很美，你又那么帅，我们两真的是郎才女貌啊，如果我们在一起。。
B：（呕吐状后正色道）我谢谢你全家，我不是同性恋！亲爱的，展示一下你的才艺吧。
C：我需要你的帮助。二人开始跳舞。
B：（终于忍不住）你有完没完！（随即被C强吻后晕过去。）A：（气愤状）我去你大爷!(将C踢下场，看着B开始犯花痴）哦，怎么会有这么帅的人，看得我的心小鹿乱撞，我应该给他一个人工呼吸吗？
B：（突然惊醒）你，你做什么！
A：没什么没什么，你看今天的天空多蓝啊。B：额。。那就有请下一位！
D：大家好，人家天下无敌霹雳美少女是柔柔啦~（转个圈，作公主半蹲装，并开始跳舞。）
A：（不耐烦)行了行了。。（见没有反应）够了！
B：哇哦，好可爱的一个萌妹子，你给我们带来什么样的才艺展示呢？
D：嗯，今天呢，我为大家带来一首歌，叫《好一朵美丽的茉莉花》这是我唱给你听的，亲爱的王子。
A：这位小姐，时间有限，不要做跟表演无关的事。
A：（忍无可忍）够了！你唱的跟猫叫一样，听了晚上都要做噩梦，谁给你勇气站在这的！简直就在浪费我们的时间。
D：不，亲爱的编剧，不是这样的!B：哦，亲爱的，你的表现的确是很特别啊，不过很可惜，是特别的糟糕，你实在是浪费了你美丽的外表，我们要的是实力派的演员，而不是你这种花瓶。
D：实话告诉你，其实人家不在乎能不能成一名演员，人家在乎的是你啊，我最最亲爱的，能和你在一起才是最重要的，我敢打赌，只要我们在一起了，我们的宝宝一定会是全天下最美丽聪明的。。
A：我了个去！这位小姐，我们今天是场演员海选，不是你的相亲派对，我想你可能来错地方了！给我滚出去，别在这丢人现眼了！
B：你知道她是我的女人！
A：去你大爷的女人，你赶紧给我滚！D:(恨恨地走出去)A：看样子你很吃香啊，谁都为你而来，不论是女人，还是男人。B：呵呵，我从来没想过会是这样。
A：下一位，可不可以来个正常人，我快hold不住了。E：东风不来，三月的柳絮不飞，你的心如小小的寂寞的城，跫音不响，三月的春帷不揭，你的心如小小的窗扉紧闭。
A：请自我介绍一下。E：关于我的名字嘛。。等等，你知道《忐忑》吗？（A摇头，B点头）额。。没关系，那《The fox》呢？（A还是摇头，B点头）或者《万万没想到》？（A还是摇头，B还是点头，E走上前牵起B的手想要亲吻）知音啊知音，我真是太荣幸认识你了！我就知道你懂我！
A：（拍开E的手）你放开他!E：你居然连这些当代流行艺术都不知道，凭什么坐在这！A：你、、、你、、、你、、、E：好吧好吧，这些都不重要，你可以不知道它们，但你一定得知道我啊，将会赶上杨幂刘诗诗成为中国影坛最红的女星——赵彤！
A：我不在乎你以后会怎么样，我只想知道，你现在能带给我们什么。
E：这个好办！（转向B）帅哥，我需要你的帮助。BE开始跳舞。
A：你在干什么，我受不了了，你可以走了！（推了E一把，拉回B）
E：你这么粗鲁，你爸妈知道嘛？
A：我的天呐，我真的受不了了，怎么找一个优秀的演员那么难，这是天要亡我啊！你们三个，进来！
C：编剧，你喜欢我的舞蹈对不对？ D：编剧，你喜欢我的歌声对吗？ E：编剧，你喜欢我的表演是不是啊？ CDE：我们通过选拔了对不对？
A：额、、、非常感谢你们来到我们的海选现场，也给我们带来了很多另类的表演，但是，很不幸地告诉你们、、、（电话响，接电话）你好，什么？！今天的面试现场只来了他们三个人，你们是怎么做宣传的！我的天啊！你们三个，通过面试了、、、CDE：我们终于成功了，我们可以成超级巨星了！
A：等等，可是我们需要四个演员啊，如今只有三个，怎么办？ CDE：他可以加入我们！B：我？我不行不行。
A：他们说的对，你看看你，长得玉树临风，风流倜傥，人见人爱，花见花开，车见车爆胎！帅过刘德华，气死金城武，完胜谢霆锋，秒杀钟汉良，完全是男主角的最佳人选！
CDE：说的太对了，我们支持你！B：不行不行，我真的不行！
A：你确定？（抽出B的工资卡）还想不想要这个月的工资啦！B：导演导演，放轻松啦~这些都是毛毛雨啦~都听你的，都听你的，嘿嘿。。（一脸谄媚的笑）
A：温情电影《时间都去哪了》即将开机，请大家多多支持！面试结束了，三个奇葩演员，帅气的编剧和霸气的导演将会给我们带来什么样的精彩呢？
那一刻，他与她相遇，时光的笔尖流转，写下了世间最美的情诗。当爱情悄悄来临，能拥着你，成了我最大的幸福。我愿用一枚戒指，许下关于你未来永恒的承诺，亲爱的，嫁给我！（女儿出生，小时候）1+1=3，他们的爱情故事开始有了续集。（女儿青春期）当她拖着时间的尾巴快快长大，当没有硝烟的战争悄然打响，时间啊时间，你在哪里？岁月改变了鬓角的颜色，他守一座城，她开一扇门，等迷路的孩子回家。（女儿成年）时间哪也没去，它总是在哪里，陪她成长，伴他们变老，品那幸福酿的酒发出馥郁的香。父母不需要我们回报什么，只需要我们常回家看看就好，相守留住时间，可以留住幸福！
一起谢幕：愿我们都常回家看看可爱的爸妈，谢谢…………..
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