英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精

第一篇：英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精

Beat it!人物：T:唐僧

M:孙悟空

P:猪八戒

S:沙僧

X:白骨精原型

B1:白骨精变成的村姑

B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人

B3: 白骨精变成男人

T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

M: Idiot, What are you looking at?

孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，M一把抢过。M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)T:(很吃惊)（转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master!Forgive me。I will never do this again(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.我这肚子饿了。

M: Fat Pig!

P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….M: You will what(凶相)? P: I will help you catch fleas跳蚤。M: Hm！

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get some food for me? P: You see , master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

S: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….T: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? M: No problem!(画圈)S: This is…..?

M: Electric net伏魔圈!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it.T: Em……ok，that’s good，we will stay in it!Monkey, You find the food as quickly as possible.I am so hungry.S: Ok, master.Bye!(飞走)T: It’s so boring, Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

白骨精上场

X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow, I should come up with a plan.Ehn…..get it!i can pretend to be a poor woman, so they will trust me.haha……change change…… 转了几圈，变成了一个村姑B1。B1:I look great!蹒跚的走过去，接近三人，看着他们在打牌…..B1:hello,gentelman…...Can I join you? P: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!噢，机会来了！炸弹！T: Bomb?(出牌)B1: Double King!王炸！

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!喔…我赢了！嗯…，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！M:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah…… 惨叫声

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have you done!She is my teacher!M: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)M: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)太晚了！Once more……(紧箍咒)M: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!So have you take some delicious food for me?

M: Yes, Master, I found some delicious bananas.T: bananas again?!How many times I have told you!I am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重语气,又开始唱起泰坦尼克主题曲)M：OH, sorry, master, Please ,no…….T: Get the meat for me, quickly!（唐僧摇摇头，玩起手机来）

白骨精变成了一位年轻漂亮的女子

X2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone.这时，x2开口说话）

X2:hi….Mr handsome!

T:（转头）wow…hi beauty!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you into hell.（唐僧没有拦的住）P&S: Are you Ok, moster?(扶T)S: Look,(伸食指)how many?看，这是几？ T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)T: What you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(摆姿势，要念咒语)M：（赶忙说）oh,no, master,not that spell.Q:(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼红太郎，别看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)B3:Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)孙悟空，游戏结束了！

B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)M: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)孙悟空突然冒出来打死妖精

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！M:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 P: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......准备吃唐僧 M:(悄悄走到B后，打B晕)T: Wukong? S: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）

P: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！T: How,how did you find out S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(M不理T)I admit my mistake this time(M仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起 M: What? T: I'm sorry.M: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)

第二篇：《孙悟空三打白骨精》读后感

篇一：《孙悟空三打白骨精》读后感

暑假中，我阅读了名著《西游记》，其中《孙悟空三打白骨精》这个故事真是让我百看不厌。让我受益匪浅，懂得了许多道理。

要学悟空，明辨是非。

我越看越想看，不知不觉地被那个神通广大的齐天大圣所吸引住了，他不仅能够上天入地，七十二般变化，还有一双火眼金睛，能够分辨人妖。当他遇到白骨精时，毫不犹豫地降妖捉怪，斩邪除魔，这种善于分辨真假善恶，勇往直前的品质是多么值得我们学习呀!我们生活在一个多姿多彩的社会里，到处充满阳光雨露，但也有一些事令我们感到不安与无奈，那就是在我们的周围，时不时会出现一些坏人坏事：路上遇到了和你搭讪的陌生人;一人独自在家，陌生人按响了门铃;在放学回家的路上，发现有陌生人悄悄尾随，四下无人，这可怎么办......我们没有孙悟空的火眼金睛，但我们有一个聪明的小脑袋!像孙悟空那样，不被形形色色的“妖魔鬼怪”所迷惑，擦亮眼睛，明辨是非，才能撕破一切伪装的画皮，这样危险才会离我们远远的!才能保护好自己。

不学唐僧，善恶不分。

当我看到唐僧因为“分不清善恶，对妖怪讲慈悲，错把孙悟空打死的白骨精当成人，并将孙悟空赶出师门，结果被妖怪捉到洞里”时，既愤恨唐僧真糊涂!又为他的生命安全捏了把汗。当读到“幸亏孙悟空对师傅忠心耿耿，及时赶到，才救出了唐僧，保住了他的性命。”时，一颗悬着的心终于落回了原处，好险呀!唐僧险些为自己“不分黑白，不识人妖”的行为付出沉重的代价。

读了《孙悟空三打白骨精》后，我想，如果我能像孙悟空那样神通广大的话，我要用我的法力帮助那些需要帮助的人;如果我也能像孙悟空那样有双火眼金睛的话，我要用它来帮助警察叔叔抓坏人......总之，我要让世界远离邪恶，远离危险，变得更加和谐美好。

篇二：《孙悟空三打白骨精》读后感

我过生日那天，姑姑送我一本书，作为我的生日礼物。那本书是四大名著之一的《西游记》。

这本书中的每一个人物都刻画得十分生动，这次让我们来谈一谈《三打白骨精》的故事主角--白骨精。她是一个什么样的人呢?在我眼里，她(白骨精)是一个既聪明又有胆识而且还是一个不达目的不罢休的“强女人”，不是吗?你瞧她，为了吃到唐僧肉，使自己长生不老，那真是费劲了心机，使尽了绝招，俗话说“知己知彼，方能百战百胜”。她知道自己不是孙悟空的对手，所以就随机应变巧手利用唐僧的菩萨心肠：她先变了一位给给丈夫送饭的贤惠娘子，接着变成了一位寻找闺女的老太婆，然后又变成了一位等待妻子和女儿归来的老头。三次变化都没能逃过孙悟空的火眼金睛，都让孙悟空一一打死了，这样一连三条性命死于吃斋念佛的唐僧的眼皮之下，实在无法忍受孙悟空这种残忍做法的唐僧，一气之下将孙悟空逐出家门，这一来，正好中了白骨精设下的全套，孙悟空一走，唐僧便成了白骨精的阶下囚!

设想把拥有白骨精的智慧和胆识的同学放入校园中，她(他)一定是个优秀的学生，课上她(他)以活跃的思维，多变的形式来理解老师课上讲的内容;课下以她(他)的大胆的畅想，勇于创造的精神来丰富同学们的校园生活。虽说“学海无涯”，但以她(他)不达目的不罢休的性子，她(他)一定会离这个“涯”更近些，会比别人走得更远、更广，在老师的正确引导下，在周围人的关心中，她(他)将来一定是个对社会有用的人。

读了这本书，我明白了像白骨精这种不达目的不罢休的精神，值得我们所有人去学习，值得我们所有人去赞扬!你们说对吗?

篇三：《孙悟空三打白骨精》读后感

国庆长假期间我重读了一本名著：《西游记》，我最喜欢的一篇是：“孙悟空三打白骨精”。

故事的内容是这样的：唐僧去西天取经，路过一座荒山，山上有个白骨精，她听说吃唐僧肉能长生不老，就变成了一个老婆婆，走到唐僧面前，被孙悟空看穿，又挨了孙悟空一棒，老婆婆死了，而白骨精化作一缕青烟飘走了。唐僧见老婆婆被孙悟空打死了，便念起紧箍咒来，孙悟空只得假装求饶。但他凭借火眼金睛又先后识破了白骨精变成的老爷爷、少女，而一旦发现妖怪，孙悟空又毫不犹豫地打死白骨精变成的肉身，并最终使白骨精现出原形，葬身于金箍棒下。但唐僧不知三人均是白骨精所变，以为孙悟空一路害死那么多无辜的人，又念起了紧箍咒，孙悟空实在受不了了，便暂时跑回了花果山。

看完这篇故事，我从孙悟空身上首先感受到的是他的责任心：因为只有他具备看穿妖魔的能力，所以不管唐僧念不念紧箍咒，孙悟空的原则都是：见妖魔就打。即使唐僧有错怪他的时候，孙悟空还是在默默地保护着唐僧。

还有就是他执着的精神：虽然这次去东土大唐，路上千辛万苦，但孙悟空从未因为一路上的磨难有过放弃的念头，即使中途有过委屈，他也只是暂时回到花果山，一旦唐僧师徒有难，他便立刻回来出手相救。

孙悟空的这些优点让我联想到：上学期我因为生病，虽然住院三个月，但我并没有因此休学一年，而是在家自习，最后还是赶上了班级的学习进度，这不也是一种执着吗?当然，未来学习的道路还很漫长，会遇到更多的艰苦，但我会时时想起孙悟空那般执着的精神，在自己想松懈的时候，我会时时提醒自己，不给自己找任何借口，在老师和同学们的帮助下，取得长足的进步!

第三篇：三打白骨精 - 剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

 芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3

 旁白: Five hundred years ago, there is a inviting legend.Nowadays, we’ll tell you this interesting story, Three Times’ Beating Monster.Let’s begin.敢问路在何方.mp3

五百年前，有这样一个诱人的传说。今天，我们来为你们讲述这个有趣的故事，三打白骨精。让我们开始吧！

 唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?

阿弥陀佛，你知道我们现在在哪吗？  悟空: Bajie, map!

八戒，呈上地图! 八戒:(摸出，递给孙悟空) 悟空: Look, master „„„

师父，看„„

 唐僧: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

八戒！我告诫你多少次了，你不要随身带着美女照片！ 八戒: Oh,master!Forgive me.欧，师傅！原谅我。

 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

我帮你收着，直到我们到了西天  八戒: But„„

但是„„

 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map?

阿弥陀佛，空即是色，色即是空！地图？

 八戒: Here.Em„„ We have arrived Nanjing!Ah I can’t walk on any more!My stomach doesn’t allow So„„

这里，呃„„我们到了南京！呃，我走不动了！我饿的不行了，所以！ 悟空: Fat Pig!

肥猪！

 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will„„„.猴子，如果你敢再说一遍，我就，我就„„  悟空: You will what?

你想干嘛？

 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我帮你抓虱子。 悟空: Hm!

哼！

 唐僧:Wukong, in fact, I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get me some foods?

悟空，事实上，我也有一点饿了。你能给我去化点斋饭吗？  八戒: You see , master is hungry, too!你看，师父也饿了！

 唐僧: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

八戒，不要忘了谁吃了我最后剩下的食物！ 沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away„„

但是师父，如果猴哥走了妖怪来了„„

 唐僧: Em„„.It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea?

呃„„这是个问题。悟空，你有别的注意吗？  悟空: No problem!（B已躲在一旁偷看）

没问题！ 八戒: This is„„

这是„„

 悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

电网!我已经从师傅的书里学会了电能学。照这样做。如果你们待在里面没有妖怪能接近！ 唐僧: Em„„Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!

呃„„悟空，你变得越来越讲科学了！阿弥陀佛，知识就是力量！ 悟空: Bye!(走)

拜！

 唐僧: Let’s play cards!斗地主.mp

3我们打牌吧！

 白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1)

呃，呃，电网？你们太幼稚了。 白骨精: Can I join you? 我能加入吗？

 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.抱歉，大妈。我们在玩斗地主，三个人就够了！ 白骨精: Oh, Chance!Bomb!欧，机会！炸弹！ 唐僧: Bomb?(打出)炸弹

 白骨精: Double King!王炸！

 唐僧: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady, you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)欧„„我赢了！呃，女士，你是个高手。进来教我！ 悟空:(回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!

欧，妖怪！ 白骨精: Ah„„

啊„„

 唐僧: Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！看你做了什么！他是我老师！ 悟空: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！ 唐僧: Nonsense!

胡说！

 悟空: Oh, please don’t„„ 欧，不要„„  唐僧: It’s too late!太晚了！

 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no„„

请，请，欧，不„„

 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，我对你很失望！

 白骨精: Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

呃！孙悟空，我给你点颜色看看！ 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? 你好，看见我女儿了吗？  唐僧: Daughter？No, sorry!

女儿？对不起，没看见！

 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby!What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it!Why is it always me who gets hurt?

欧，我可怜的孩子！你这是怎么了？告诉我，谁杀了你？我受不了了！为什么受伤的总是我？  悟空:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

妖怪，我要把你打入地狱！

 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧)师父，还好吗？  沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?

看，这是几？

 唐僧: Two„(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

二„„孙悟空，游戏结束！

 白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„my daughter, my wife!Who did it? Once there was a true love at my hand , but I didn't treasure it.I didn't realize it until it was gone.There is nothing more miserable than it.If God can give me a chance to restart ,I'll tell the my wife and my daughter three words “I Love You”.If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand years.芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3

欧„„女儿，老伴！谁干的？曾经有一份真诚的爱情摆在我的面前，但是我没有珍惜，等到了失去的时候才后悔莫及，尘世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对我妻子和女儿说三个字“我爱你”。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限，我希望是„„一万年  悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

妖怪，我要杀了你！

 白骨精3: Just kill me use your golden cudgel(金箍棒), don’t hesitate, please!Without my family, I don't wanna live any more.请不要犹豫，只管用你的金箍棒杀了我！如果没了家庭，我再也不想活了！ 唐僧: You, you„(险些晕，八戒沙僧扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你„„你杀了三个人！

 悟空: No, they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他们不是人类！他们是妖怪变的！

 唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster!Never let me see you, go!妖怪？你才是真正的妖怪！再也别让我看见你了，走！ 悟空:(悲，离去)人鬼情未了.MP3  八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......师父，猴哥他„„  唐僧: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

休提！不要再提那个家伙！

 白骨精:(出现)Ha, ha, ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)

哈，哈，哈！ 唐僧:（惊）You are......你是„„

 白骨精: How foolish you are , Mr.Tang!(八戒沙僧去阻斗，被击退)

唐僧你是那么愚蠢！

 白骨精:(抓住唐僧)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha„„

我会好好享受你的肉和血，哈，哈„„

 悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.一千年以后. 唐僧: Wukong?

悟空？

 八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!

欧，猴哥！

 沙僧: Our hero is back!

我们的英雄回来了！

 唐僧: I, I can't understand......What happened?

我，我想不明白„„发生什么了？

 悟空: Master, your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!师父，你的智商需要提高！这个妖怪变成三个样子为了欺骗你！ 唐僧: How, how did you find it?

你是怎么发现的？

 悟空:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

„„猴子的直觉

 唐僧: Wukong(孙悟空不理唐僧)I admit my mistake this time(孙悟空仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

悟空，我承认这次我错怪了你，对不起！

 悟空: What?

什么？  唐僧: I'm sorry!

对不起! 悟空: Em? Louder, please！

呃，请大点声！

 唐僧: I......am......sorry.....敢问路在何方.mp3

对„„不„„起„„  唐僧: Let's go guys!(歌)伙计们，走了！

 悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.你挑着担，我牵着马。

 八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.等来了日出，送走晚霞。

 沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. 所有人: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out. 旁白: One after the other the seasons go by, and one after the other, the year go on„„ You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.一番番春秋、冬夏„„敢问路在何方？路在脚下。

 All（谢幕）: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......敢问路在何方？路在脚下。

第四篇：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文话剧剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆

B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)

S: Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?

E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)

S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....英语话剧剧本The Bus

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One

(Three female students are chatting on a bus.Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof.Two boys are sleeping in their seats.Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on.She looks at the seats.Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)

Old woman: There're no empty seats.I guess I'll have to stand.(The female students find the old woman not having a seat.They want to help her find one to sit in.)

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.Female student B: Right.Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.(The two boys continue to sleep.)Female student C: We should find a seat for her.Female students A & B: Yes.(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep.Female students A and B look at each other.Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)Female Student B: Hey!Can you give your seat to that old lady? Boy A:(wakes up)I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album.I'm very tired.I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady.(continues to sleep)Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.Boy B:(gets up suddenly)Ah!All:(startled)Ah!Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare.It was terrible.Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy B falls asleep.)Female student A: Hello!Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please.I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep.Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried.Female student B: The young man is really brash.Old woman: Thank you, young ladies!I'm OK!Don't think I'm an old woman.I am healthy.(makes a few kicks like a young man)

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much.The old lady's very healthy.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over.It makes Boy A wake up.)

Boy A: Oh!Are you OK? Old woman: Oh!Oh!My waist!

Boy A: You can take my seat.(helps the old woman to the seat)Female student C: Hmm.He just got his conscience.Female student A: Yeah!I was just about to say they got no manners.Female student B: Yeah.I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.Boy A: Hey!Watch your own manners.I've given her my seat.I'm really very tired.(At this time Boy B is embarrassed.He dares not continue to sleep.)Old woman: Thank you, young man.I'm old and useless.Boy B: Don't say that.If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A falls down.)Scene Two

(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats.Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing.The three girls continue to chat.Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)

Female student A: Oh!Who touched me?(turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her)It's you, right?

Boy A: What? Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait.I didn't do anything.Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right? Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person.(looks at Boy B)Hey… Is it you? Boy B:(confused and shakes his head)Not me.I was sleeping.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)Female student A:(angry)Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!Boy A: I didn't mean it.Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past.Boys in the past were all very polite.Now boys are reckless.Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her.Hurry!Boy A: Alright!Alright!(to female student A)I'm sorry.(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)Boy A: It's not my day today.Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women.And she's no nice woman.Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper.Time really changed.Boy B: Older people know more than us.Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day.For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.(Boys A and B don't know what to say.Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake.The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)Female student C:(surprised)You.....(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)Old woman: You have nice hips.Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.Female student B: Ah!Here we are.Let's get off.Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.(Female students get off the bus.)

Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange.(helps the old woman up)Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.Old woman:(feels Boy B's hand)You also have a pair of very fine hands.Boy B:(startled)What?

Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.Boy B: Let's go!

Old woman: Don't be shy, young man.I have held such kind of hand for a long time.(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)Old woman:(looks at Boy A)You're nice, too.Boy A: Hmm, good-bye.(gets off).

第五篇：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文话剧剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆

B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)

S: Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?

E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)

S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......