第一篇：三打白骨精英文剧本英语话剧
Monkey Subdues the White-bone Demon
Roles:
Monkey King(M)猴哥 Pig(P)
八戒
Tangseng(T)
唐僧 Shaseng(S)
沙僧
White-bone Demon(W)
白骨精 White-bone Demon’Servant(Ws)Young Girl(G)
年轻女孩
Old Lady(L)
老妇人
Fortune teller(F)
先知
Narrator: It’s a very day in the journey to the west, the four monks are travelling in the rolling mountains,in which lives white-bone demon.And she is quite excited to be informed that Tangseng is coming.师徒四人西天取经，白骨精途中等待。（1桃花朵朵开）
（White-bone Demon with her servant behind steps in the stage）
Ws: madam, here is the fresh blood!You look so well today!
W: Aha, of cause!A monk called Tangseng is coming and it is said that one who has eaten his flesh will never die or grow old!What a precious opportunity for me it is!I will turn into a beautiful girl to win his heart!
（White-bone Demon spinsherself and turned into a beautiful young girl，then waited for the monks to come.）
M: master, I feel that there is some evil in this area!(让三人站在呼啦圈内)you three stay in this magical ring and I will go to search for some food!See you later!(悟空跳出舞台)G：oh, god gives me such a wonderful chance!(整理妆容，伴奏2音乐起，走猫步上台)P: hey, master!Have you got the smell of a beauty? T: Absolutely!Er, actually I find she is walking toward us!
G: How do you do, lovely monks? My name is snow white.You must be hungry after such a long journey.Here is some bread for you!P: oh, what a kindhearted girl!Baby, I do hungry very much!Shall we eat the bread together?
S: I think she may be a demon!Be careful, pig!
（八戒压根不理他，色迷迷的走出呼啦圈，走向美女）
P: you are such beautiful，and I’m such handsome.Shouldn’t we be a suitable couple? G: yes, I’d love to!
（音乐3my love will go on响起八戒与少女一起做泰坦尼克中的经典动作。两 人陶醉其中。沙僧与唐僧低头念经）S: oh, my Buddha!How can a monk act as this!T: er mi tuo fo er mi tuo fo er mi tuo fo „„
（3音乐结束，悟空举着金箍棒跳出）
M: you greedy demon!Dare you come to tempt my brother!Go to the hell right now!（一棒将其打死）
S：master, monkey has killed a person!
P: A person who is a nice young girl who likes me!
T: monkey, do you know you have murdered an innocent young girl?
You must be responsible for it!And as your master I must punish you!(开始念紧箍咒)@#￥%）（*&%„„￥#！
（悟空痛苦万分，在地上打滚。舞台另一边白骨精上,做愤愤状）W：what a damn monkey!Hum, I won’t give up！M-a-g-i-c!
(白骨精转下台，老妇人上。拄着拐，弯腰驼背咳嗽不断，向唐僧一行走去)L：Snow white!Snow white!----master,(唐僧停止念咒，悟空站起来对老夫怒目而 视，龇牙咧嘴)have you seen my 19 year old daughter? She went out to send some food to some monks, but haven’t gone back yet!P:er, er ,no!Absolutely no!
(老妇环顾四周看到女儿尸体！忙扑到她身边。4二泉映月起)
L: wake up!Snow white!Wake up!who killed you!M: master, this is the same demon!She came again!let kill her!(跃起挥棒将其打死在地)
S：master, again monkey killed a person!P: A person who is a old poor mother!
M: Nonsense!She is a demon who wants to eat you!Why don’t you trust me!（师徒正在争吵时，白骨精在台上揉自己被打过的地方，计上心头，旋转下台，半仙上台，举着小旗上书“赛神仙”，腿有些陂，翻着白眼.）
N: when the four monks are debating, the Ms White-bone had come up with another idea and turned herself into a fortune teller.F：what a pity that such a handsome monk has an incurable disease！What a pity!T: are you talking to me? Have I got that terrible disease? What’s it?
F: your legs!One is longer while the other is shorter!If you let it go at that you will lose the ability to move even a centimeter one day！
M: don’t believe in him, master!He’s the same demon!
F: shit!What I said is definitely true!You don’t believe that? Let me show you!Follow me now-----
(5音乐起。师徒四人跟着半仙开始走。半仙带着四人瘸着走。绕呼啦圈两周)S: Oh no!we’re all disabled!
P: master, we have to accept the treatment!
M: rubbish!I won’t let you cheat others any more!Taste my stick!(一棒将其打死)
T：monkey!You kill three innocent persons in a row！How can I forgive you!I won’t be your master any longer.Get away from me now!Go wherever you like!M: Master!You will regret for this foolish decision!(生气的离去)（白骨精的奸笑响起，昂首阔步上台6音乐起）
W：Ahahaha!He thinks it’s foolish decision, but I do think it can’t be wiser!Dear Mr.Tang, do you know how much I miss you, especially your delicious flesh?（以一种美食家的眼光审视唐僧，不住的咽口水）Er，which way of cooking do you prefer, frying or stewing? T,S,P: Monkey!Help!Help!------（悟空蹦出来7音乐起）M: yes！Here I am!You damn demon!I can’t let you flee away this time!(两人开始打太极，不一会儿悟空便将她按倒在地，正要拿起棒子打她)T：wait a minute!
M,P,S：why? It’s really a demon!
(唐僧鄙视徒仨，拿起自己的禅杖将白骨精打死，徒仨晕倒)T：ermituofu——monkey？ M：yes?
T: I’m sorry that I didn’t trust you „„
M: ah, that’s all right!The white-bone demon is the one to be blamed!T: ok, let’continue our journey!M,P,S: all right, let’s go!（8音乐起）
N: here comes the end of this play, but it’s still replayed between friends again and again.May you always trust your friends and be loyal to them!That’s all, thank you!(全体演员上台谢幕)
第二篇：三打白骨精英语话剧剧本
Three Times Beating the Monster
三打白骨精
-----七年制
开头出场，视频《英文版 敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。
【本剧灯光都是全亮的】
唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？
(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)悟空：Ba Jie，map.(八戒,地图.)八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.悟空：Oh，master，look！
(哦,师父,你看啊!)唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)悟空：Fat pig.(肥猪.)八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……
(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)悟空：You will ,you will what？
(你就想干嘛啊?)八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?
(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)八戒：You see，our master is hungry too.(你看,我们师父也饿了.)唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？
(但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)悟空：No problem！
(没问题.)悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈…… 八戒：This is……
(这是……)悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more
and more knowledgeable.Knowledge is power！!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)
(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!
（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）
唐僧：OK, it is the show time.（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！）放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。
一段时间后，唐僧：I am a little tired , let’s play cards.（我有点累了，我们打牌吧。）放《斗地主》，师徒三人开始打牌。白骨精现身。
白骨精：Electric net ？It is easy，hahaha！！
（传说中的电网？小菜一碟嘛，哈哈哈哈哈！）白骨精变成村姑出来…… 村姑：Can I join you?
（能加我一个吗？）
唐僧：Oh，lady，we are playing cards now，and three people are enough.（哦，女士，我们现在在斗地主呢，三个人已经够了。）村姑：Oh，chance.（噢，机会。）唐僧：Oh，chance.（噢，机会。）村姑：Double King.（一对K。）
唐僧：Double King，oh，I win，lady you are so clever，come in and teach me.（一对K，哦，我赢啦！女士，你太强啦，来，进来教我吧！）这时悟空回来了。
悟空：You are the monster，I will kill you.（你是妖精，我杀了你。）
唐僧：Oh，Wukong，what are you doing，she is my teacher.（悟空，你看看你干了什么，她是我师父啊。）八戒（对悟空）:She is my teacher!
（她是我师父。）
悟空:She is a monster!（她是个妖精。）八戒（对唐僧）:she is a monster!
（她是个妖精。）
这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。
唐僧：Don’t say this.（这时放《only you》，当做紧箍咒）Only you……
（不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）白骨精现身。
白骨精：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.（哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。）白骨精变身老妇出场。
老妇：Daughter.Daughter.Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter?
（女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？）唐僧:Your daughter……故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子
（你女儿……）
悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。悟空:You are the monster, I will beat you.（我打死你这个死妖精。）
听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。沙僧：Master，are you OK? How many?
（师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几？）唐僧：Two，game over Sun Wukong.（两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。）
见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。
老头：Oh，my wife my daughter，who did it？
（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。悟空：You are going to die, monster.（见阎王去吧，死妖精。）
唐僧：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。）
悟空:They are not human beings，they are monsters.（他们不是人，他们是妖精。）
唐僧：Monster？I think you are the real monster，you go！you go！It is the wrong way.（妖精？我看你才是真的妖精吧，你走，哪来的回哪儿去吧！【见悟空往错的方向走了，唐僧指出】走错啦，走错啦。这边。）
八戒:Oh master monkey brother is away.（哦，师父，猴哥就这样走啦！）唐僧：Don’t say that guy.（不要理那个B了。）
白骨精见最强大的孙悟空已经被赶走了，高兴地出来了，准备享受唐僧肉。白骨精：Hahahahaha，how foolish you are，I will eat you，Mr Tang.（哈哈哈哈，唐僧，你是多么的愚蠢啊，我要吃了你。）
原来悟空已经识破了白骨精的奸计，是故意离开的，看到白骨精终于露出了原形，悟空奔过来，一棒拍死了白骨精。
悟空：Don’t touch my master.（不要碰我师父。）
沙僧：Oh，our hero is back！
（哦，我们的英雄回来啦！）八戒：Monkey brother……
（猴哥……）
唐僧起来，迷茫的问悟空。
唐僧：What……what happened ？
（发生什么了？）
悟空：Master，you were cheated，the monster has changed into three different shapes.（师父，你被她骗啦，她只是变成了三个不同的变身而已。）唐僧：But how did you find it？
（但是你是怎么发现的呢？）悟空：Monkey’s feeling.（猴子的直觉。）
哪吒: I am coming.（我来啦。）
悟空：You are too late，哪吒.（哪吒，你怎么来那么晚啊。）哪吒：Where is the criminal？
（罪犯在哪儿呢？）唐僧：Na~~~ 哪吒:Hei，hei,you are under arrest, you have the right to speak to an attorney before you speak to the police ,anything you say may be used against you in the court of law, let us go.（嘿嘿，你被捕啦，在你见到自己的律师前，你有权保持沉默，但是你所说的将来可能会成为呈堂证供。我们走吧。）
唐僧：Wukong，I think I am wrong.（悟空，我错了！）悟空：What？
（悟空装作没听见，什么？）唐僧：I am sorry！
（对不起。）
悟空：I can not hear clearly.（我听不清。）
唐僧为表心意，与八戒、沙僧一起跳《sorry，sorry》 唐僧：I am so sorry，you are my monkey.（我真的错了，原谅我吧，你永远是我的猴子。）悟空：I am always your monkey
（我永远都是你的猴子。）
八戒很不要脸的上去，推开悟空，抱着唐僧。八戒：I am always your pig.（我永远是你的八戒。）
众人嘘声后离开。这时继续放视频《英文版 敢问路在何方》，四师徒接着上路取经。全剧结束，谢幕。
第三篇：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)
搞笑英文话剧剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧
B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?
E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?
E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)
S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……
T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!
B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance
into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!(歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year
go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....英语话剧剧本The Bus
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One
(Three female students are chatting on a bus.Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof.Two boys are sleeping in their seats.Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on.She looks at the seats.Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)
Old woman: There're no empty seats.I guess I'll have to stand.(The female students find the old woman not having a seat.They want to help her find one to sit in.)
Female student A: We should find a seat for her.Female student B: Right.Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.(The two boys continue to sleep.)Female student C: We should find a seat for her.Female students A & B: Yes.(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep.Female students A and B look at each other.Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)Female Student B: Hey!Can you give your seat to that old lady? Boy A:(wakes up)I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album.I'm very tired.I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady.(continues to sleep)Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.Boy B:(gets up suddenly)Ah!All:(startled)Ah!Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare.It was terrible.Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy B falls asleep.)Female student A: Hello!Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please.I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep.Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried.Female student B: The young man is really brash.Old woman: Thank you, young ladies!I'm OK!Don't think I'm an old woman.I am healthy.(makes a few kicks like a young man)
Female student C: Maybe we worry too much.The old lady's very healthy.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over.It makes Boy A wake up.)
Boy A: Oh!Are you OK? Old woman: Oh!Oh!My waist!
Boy A: You can take my seat.(helps the old woman to the seat)Female student C: Hmm.He just got his conscience.Female student A: Yeah!I was just about to say they got no manners.Female student B: Yeah.I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.Boy A: Hey!Watch your own manners.I've given her my seat.I'm really very tired.(At this time Boy B is embarrassed.He dares not continue to sleep.)Old woman: Thank you, young man.I'm old and useless.Boy B: Don't say that.If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A falls down.)Scene Two
(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats.Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing.The three girls continue to chat.Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)
Female student A: Oh!Who touched me?(turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her)It's you, right?
Boy A: What? Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait.I didn't do anything.Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right? Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person.(looks at Boy B)Hey… Is it you? Boy B:(confused and shakes his head)Not me.I was sleeping.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)Female student A:(angry)Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!Boy A: I didn't mean it.Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past.Boys in the past were all very polite.Now boys are reckless.Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her.Hurry!Boy A: Alright!Alright!(to female student A)I'm sorry.(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)Boy A: It's not my day today.Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women.And she's no nice woman.Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper.Time really changed.Boy B: Older people know more than us.Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day.For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.(Boys A and B don't know what to say.Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake.The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)Female student C:(surprised)You.....(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)Old woman: You have nice hips.Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.Female student B: Ah!Here we are.Let's get off.Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.(Female students get off the bus.)
Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange.(helps the old woman up)Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.Old woman:(feels Boy B's hand)You also have a pair of very fine hands.Boy B:(startled)What?
Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.Boy B: Let's go!
Old woman: Don't be shy, young man.I have held such kind of hand for a long time.(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)Old woman:(looks at Boy A)You're nice, too.Boy A: Hmm, good-bye.(gets off).
第四篇：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)
搞笑英文话剧剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧
B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆
B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?
E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?
E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)
S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……
T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!
B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance
into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!(歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year
go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
第五篇：三打白骨精话剧剧本
三打白骨精话剧剧本
T:唐僧(A)S:孙悟空
(B)E:猪八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B变成村姑
B2:B变成太婆
B3:B变化成老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？
S: Bajie,map!
八戒，地图！E:(摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss(凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）
师傅，请看。
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回)
哦，师傅！原谅我吧。
T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。E: But„„
但是„„
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？
E:(递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.给，嗯„„我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。S: Fat Pig!肥猪!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will„„„.死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说„„ S: You will what(凶相)? 再说你怎么样？
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
没问题！
（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is„..? S: Electric net!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！
T: Em„„ok，we will stay in it!
嗯„„好的，我们会呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飞走)
俺老孙去也。
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
我们斗地主吧！
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
我也可以玩吗？
J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!
噢，机会来了！炸弹！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!
王炸！
T: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!
喔„我赢了！嗯„，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
啊，妖怪！
B1:（倒)Ah„„
惨叫声
T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!
悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅!S: She is a monster!
她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t„„
噢，师傅，别„„
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
太晚了！Once more„„(紧箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
悟空，为师早就跟你讲了！（不要乱杀生）
B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
（长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？ T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住尸体)No,sorry!S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!
好你个妖怪，我打死你！E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
师傅，你还好吧？
这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。
T：Don’t say this.（这时放《only you》，当做紧箍咒）Only you„„（不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）
白骨精现身。
B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。
白骨精变身老妇出场。
B2：Daughter.Daughter.Whereis my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？
T : Your daughter„„故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子 你女儿„„
悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。
S:You are the monster, I will beat you.我打死你这个死妖精。
听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。
J: Master，are you OK? How many?
师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几
T：Two，game over Sun Wukong.两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。
见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。
B3：Oh，my wife，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）
悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。
s：You are going to die, monster.见阎王去吧，死妖精。
T：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。
S :They are not humanbeing，they are monsters.（他们不是人，他们是妖精.）
T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
你，你„„你已经伤了三条人命了！
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！
妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......师傅，猴哥这是„„
T: Don't mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！
B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
唐僧，你好愚蠢！
B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈„„
S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?
悟空
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back!
我们的英雄回来了！
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
发生什么事了？
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！T: How,how did you find out?
你怎么发现的？
S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
„„猴子的直觉。
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起！S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?
嗯？麻烦您大声点行吗？ T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)
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