三打白骨精 - 剧本

第一篇：三打白骨精 - 剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

 芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3

 旁白: Five hundred years ago, there is a inviting legend.Nowadays, we’ll tell you this interesting story, Three Times’ Beating Monster.Let’s begin.敢问路在何方.mp3

五百年前，有这样一个诱人的传说。今天，我们来为你们讲述这个有趣的故事，三打白骨精。让我们开始吧！

 唐僧: Emitofo, do you know where we are now?

阿弥陀佛，你知道我们现在在哪吗？  悟空: Bajie, map!

八戒，呈上地图! 八戒:(摸出，递给孙悟空) 悟空: Look, master „„„

师父，看„„

 唐僧: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

八戒！我告诫你多少次了，你不要随身带着美女照片！ 八戒: Oh,master!Forgive me.欧，师傅！原谅我。

 唐僧: I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

我帮你收着，直到我们到了西天  八戒: But„„

但是„„

 唐僧: Emitofo,nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map?

阿弥陀佛，空即是色，色即是空！地图？

 八戒: Here.Em„„ We have arrived Nanjing!Ah I can’t walk on any more!My stomach doesn’t allow So„„

这里，呃„„我们到了南京！呃，我走不动了！我饿的不行了，所以！ 悟空: Fat Pig!

肥猪！

 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will„„„.猴子，如果你敢再说一遍，我就，我就„„  悟空: You will what?

你想干嘛？

 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).我帮你抓虱子。 悟空: Hm!

哼！

 唐僧:Wukong, in fact, I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get me some foods?

悟空，事实上，我也有一点饿了。你能给我去化点斋饭吗？  八戒: You see , master is hungry, too!你看，师父也饿了！

 唐僧: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

八戒，不要忘了谁吃了我最后剩下的食物！ 沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away„„

但是师父，如果猴哥走了妖怪来了„„

 唐僧: Em„„.It is a problem.Wukong, do you have any idea?

呃„„这是个问题。悟空，你有别的注意吗？  悟空: No problem!（B已躲在一旁偷看）

没问题！ 八戒: This is„„

这是„„

 悟空: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

电网!我已经从师傅的书里学会了电能学。照这样做。如果你们待在里面没有妖怪能接近！ 唐僧: Em„„Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!

呃„„悟空，你变得越来越讲科学了！阿弥陀佛，知识就是力量！ 悟空: Bye!(走)

拜！

 唐僧: Let’s play cards!斗地主.mp

3我们打牌吧！

 白骨精: Hm!Hm!Electric net? You are too childish.(变成B1)

呃，呃，电网？你们太幼稚了。 白骨精: Can I join you? 我能加入吗？

 唐僧: I’m sorry, lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.抱歉，大妈。我们在玩斗地主，三个人就够了！ 白骨精: Oh, Chance!Bomb!欧，机会！炸弹！ 唐僧: Bomb?(打出)炸弹

 白骨精: Double King!王炸！

 唐僧: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady, you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)欧„„我赢了！呃，女士，你是个高手。进来教我！ 悟空:(回来，看见B1)Oh, monster!

欧，妖怪！ 白骨精: Ah„„

啊„„

 唐僧: Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！看你做了什么！他是我老师！ 悟空: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！ 唐僧: Nonsense!

胡说！

 悟空: Oh, please don’t„„ 欧，不要„„  唐僧: It’s too late!太晚了！

 悟空: Please, Please, oh, no„„

请，请，欧，不„„

 唐僧: Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，我对你很失望！

 白骨精: Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

呃！孙悟空，我给你点颜色看看！ 白骨精2: Hello, have you seen my daughter? 你好，看见我女儿了吗？  唐僧: Daughter？No, sorry!

女儿？对不起，没看见！

 白骨精2:Oh, my poor baby!What’s wrong with you? Tell me ,tell me who did it? I can’t stand it!Why is it always me who gets hurt?

欧，我可怜的孩子！你这是怎么了？告诉我，谁杀了你？我受不了了！为什么受伤的总是我？  悟空:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

妖怪，我要把你打入地狱！

 八戒和沙僧: Are you Ok, master?(扶唐僧)师父，还好吗？  沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?

看，这是几？

 唐僧: Two„(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

二„„孙悟空，游戏结束！

 白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„my daughter, my wife!Who did it? Once there was a true love at my hand , but I didn't treasure it.I didn't realize it until it was gone.There is nothing more miserable than it.If God can give me a chance to restart ,I'll tell the my wife and my daughter three words “I Love You”.If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand years.芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3

欧„„女儿，老伴！谁干的？曾经有一份真诚的爱情摆在我的面前，但是我没有珍惜，等到了失去的时候才后悔莫及，尘世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对我妻子和女儿说三个字“我爱你”。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限，我希望是„„一万年  悟空: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

妖怪，我要杀了你！

 白骨精3: Just kill me use your golden cudgel(金箍棒), don’t hesitate, please!Without my family, I don't wanna live any more.请不要犹豫，只管用你的金箍棒杀了我！如果没了家庭，我再也不想活了！ 唐僧: You, you„(险些晕，八戒沙僧扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你„„你杀了三个人！

 悟空: No, they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他们不是人类！他们是妖怪变的！

 唐僧: Monster? You are a real monster!Never let me see you, go!妖怪？你才是真正的妖怪！再也别让我看见你了，走！ 悟空:(悲，离去)人鬼情未了.MP3  八戒: Master, brother Monkey is.......师父，猴哥他„„  唐僧: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

休提！不要再提那个家伙！

 白骨精:(出现)Ha, ha, ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)

哈，哈，哈！ 唐僧:（惊）You are......你是„„

 白骨精: How foolish you are , Mr.Tang!(八戒沙僧去阻斗，被击退)

唐僧你是那么愚蠢！

 白骨精:(抓住唐僧)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha„„

我会好好享受你的肉和血，哈，哈„„

 悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.一千年以后. 唐僧: Wukong?

悟空？

 八戒: Oh, Brother Monkey!

欧，猴哥！

 沙僧: Our hero is back!

我们的英雄回来了！

 唐僧: I, I can't understand......What happened?

我，我想不明白„„发生什么了？

 悟空: Master, your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!师父，你的智商需要提高！这个妖怪变成三个样子为了欺骗你！ 唐僧: How, how did you find it?

你是怎么发现的？

 悟空:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

„„猴子的直觉

 唐僧: Wukong(孙悟空不理唐僧)I admit my mistake this time(孙悟空仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

悟空，我承认这次我错怪了你，对不起！

 悟空: What?

什么？  唐僧: I'm sorry!

对不起! 悟空: Em? Louder, please！

呃，请大点声！

 唐僧: I......am......sorry.....敢问路在何方.mp3

对„„不„„起„„  唐僧: Let's go guys!(歌)伙计们，走了！

 悟空: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.你挑着担，我牵着马。

 八戒: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.等来了日出，送走晚霞。

 沙僧: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. 所有人: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out. 旁白: One after the other the seasons go by, and one after the other, the year go on„„ You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.一番番春秋、冬夏„„敢问路在何方？路在脚下。

 All（谢幕）: You wonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......敢问路在何方？路在脚下。

第二篇：西游记三打白骨精剧本

《西游记·三打白骨精》剧本

第一幕

（悟空走在前头，时不时抓耳挠腮。八戒牵马。唐僧款款的坐在白龙马上，念诵南无经。沙僧挑着担，艰难的走着。）

背景音乐：《敢问路在何方》（音乐到沙僧说话时停）

沙僧（放下担子，疲倦的说）：师父，大师兄，二师兄，前面好像有户人家，吾等可以前去讨些斋饭来填填肚子。

八戒（一脸馋相）：那还不快快前去讨些吃的来，我看前面的人家又耕田又绩麻，看来甚为富裕哩！

悟空（跳到八戒之前，狠狠戳了他一指头，不屑）：呆子！枉你顶个天蓬元帅之名！这山周围。妖气缭绕！你难道瞧不见吗？

八戒（跑到唐僧面前，抬头说道）：师父，这妖猴纯粹是为了自己偷懒，不去化斋，你还不快念紧箍咒来？

唐僧（闭眼，心平气和指着悟空）：善哉！善哉！南无阿弥陀佛。行者，你还不快快去讨些斋饭来？

悟空（双手抱拳，驾起云来）：师父保重，老孙去也！

（孙悟空下场，白骨精身披披风，站在高高的山上，眺望着师徒四人，冷笑道）

白骨精：哈哈哈哈！听说吃了唐僧肉可以长生不老，今天他到不请自来了。

（白骨精摇身一变，跨上小篮子，款款的走着圆场来到师徒四人)唐僧(对八戒和沙僧)：悟空刚才说这里没有人家，前面怎么过来了一个人？

八戒：等老猪去看看。（八戒放下耙子，整整衣服装出一副斯文样）女菩萨，去哪里啊？手里提着什么东西？

白骨精：长老，这里面是香米饭和炒面筋，特地来送给你们吃的。八戒：是给我们送吃的来了！

(白骨精走到唐僧面前，唐僧连忙合掌。)唐僧：女菩萨，你住哪里？怎么知道我们在这里啊？

白骨精：师傅，我家住在山的西面，我父母信佛行善，凡是有出家人路过都会给些斋饭。我丈夫在北山种地，父母年老，我去送饭。路上遇见你们，想起父母乐善好施，所以就请师父们用吧！

唐僧：善哉！善哉！你还是送给你丈夫吃吧，我徒弟摘果子去了，马上就来。

八戒：放着现成的饭不吃，干嘛等那猴子的烂桃子？（说着拿起篮子递给唐僧吃。）

悟空（急忙赶来，一脸着急）：慢！好你个呆子！竟把这妖精的饭菜递给师父吃，真是瞎了眼！沙师弟，快护好行李和师父，看我不打了这妖精！

(悟空举起棒子打死妖精。白骨精化作一缕烟逃走，留下一具尸体。)唐僧（大惊失色）：你这猴头，无缘无故伤人性命！悟空：师父莫怪，你来看这篮子里装的是什么？

沙僧(提过篮子一看)：师父，里面那有什么米饭？明明是青蛙和癞蛤蟆！（说完提着篮子下去了。）

（唐僧有点信了，八戒去在一旁挑拨。）

八戒：师父别听这猴头瞎说，这女施主明明是给我们送饭吃的好人，他偏说她是个妖精！他打死了人，又怕师父念紧箍咒，所以才弄个障眼法哄你。

（八戒说完下场。唐僧念起紧箍咒，痛的悟空直叫唤。）悟空：师父，别念了，别念了，有话好说！

唐僧：出家人以慈悲为怀，你怎么动不动就行凶，平白无故打死好人？你回去吧，我不要这样的徒弟！

（悟空连忙跪下磕头）：师父，我还没报答您的救命之恩，怎么能回去呢？师父，我下次再也不敢了！

唐僧：既然如此，先饶过你这一次，如果下次再犯，我将这紧箍咒翻来覆去念上个二十遍！

悟空：是，师父！

第二幕：

（八戒、沙僧上台）

旁白：孙悟空又去化斋，唐三人在草地上休息。白骨精呢？其实白骨精并没有死，而且准备变成先前女子的母亲再去抓唐僧。孙悟空心知这点，于是去而复返。

八戒：猴哥，你怎么回来得这么快？斋饭呢？ 悟空：俺是不放心你们，怕那妖怪去而复返。八戒：瞧你说的，哪有什么妖怪。悟空：去....悟空（转身向唐僧）：师父，我用金箍棒在地上画一个圈，你们呆在里面不出来，那妖精便没法伤害你们了。唐僧：这....沙僧：师父，就照大师兄说的做吧。唐僧：好吧。

悟空（开始画圈，画完以后叮嘱）：师父，我回来以前你们可千万别出来...八戒：知道了，猴哥快去化斋吧，早点回来。悟空：老孙去也。

白骨精（站在云端恨得咬牙切齿）：听说这孙悟空厉害，果然名不虚传。不行，我不能劳而无功，一定要将那唐僧弄到手！（这时，白骨精变成了先前女子的母亲悄悄走了过来。）

（唐三人背对着白，白伸出手，向唐背后抓去，忽然被孙画的圈子弄伤了，哎呀一声，唐三人发觉了。）唐僧：这位施主是....白骨精：长老，请问你们看见我的女儿了么？（唐三人尴尬。）

八戒：哎，你的女儿？没有，没看见。

白骨精（一眼看见地上女儿的尸体，扑过去）：哎呀，我的女儿，我苦命的女儿呀....唐僧想走出去安慰：这位施主....沙僧：师父，不可以走出去....八戒：师父你看，猴哥打死了人家女儿，现在人家母亲寻来了。白骨精：什么？你们打死了我的女儿。（猪捂嘴）

哎呀，我苦命的女儿呀，你怎么就被那些坏人给打死了呀。(唐走出去安慰。)白骨精：你们这群强盗，还我女儿命来。（向唐僧扑过来）

旁白：说时迟，那时快，孙悟空化晚斋回来，正好看见妖精欲行不轨。孙一棒打来：妖精。白忙躲到唐身后：长老救我。沙拉着孙：大师兄，不可。孙甩开沙：别拦着我。

唐僧：悟空，你再胡来，为师可要念紧箍咒了。(孙继续追白。)唐忽然举起双手念起紧箍咒。悟空：啊，紧箍咒。头痛，好痛。（唐继续念，孙更痛。）

（白很高兴，伸出爪子抓向唐。这一幕只有孙一个人看见。孙忍住痛，一棒打来，白倒。）

唐僧：悟空，你太不像话了。

八戒：是啊师父，你看，人家老娘也被他给打死了。唐僧：从此以后，我不再是你的师父，你走吧。悟空（追上去，拦在唐面前）：师父要我回去也行，您念个松箍咒，把我的箍拿下来，我就回去。要是没有松箍咒，师父就还带着我一起走吧，不然当年堂堂的齐天大圣，如今回去头上戴着这个箍，没脸见人。

唐僧：那就再饶你一次，千万不能再行凶了。悟空：好的，好的，师父！（第二幕完）

第三幕

白骨精（站在云端里观察）：一会唐僧过了这座山，就不归我管了。要是让别的妖怪捉去，岂不便宜了别人？

旁白：白骨精不甘心，这次，她变成了那位女子的父亲。

（唐三人在走，忽然看见一位白发苍苍的老公公，一手拄着拐杖，一手拿着佛珠，嘴里念着经，晃晃悠悠的走来。）白骨精：长老们好！唐僧：施主你好。

白骨精：长老们一路走来，可有看见我的女儿和夫人了么？ 唐三人：这....白骨精：你们怎么了？莫非你们将他们母女害了？ 八戒：不是我们，是我那大师兄一个人干的。白骨精：啊.......悟空：好你个妖精，你骗得了别人，可偏不了俺老孙！（白骨精吓得不敢作声）悟空：土地！山神！（土地和山神出场）

悟空：你们来给俺老孙作个证。

（说完一棒将妖精打死。唐僧气得说不出话来。）

八戒：好你个孙悟空，真厉害，不到半天功夫就打死了三个人。悟空：师父你看，这个妖精被我打死现了原形，你看她脊椎上有一行字，真的就是‘白骨夫人’。

八戒：师父，别信他的，他这是把尸体变成骷髅，掩人耳目。（唐僧念起咒来。）

悟空：师父错怪我了，那真是妖精，他是想来害你的。我好心保护师父，你却一再听信那呆子胡说，屡次要赶我走。算了算了，我走就是了。只是我怕我走了没人保护师父。

唐僧（气愤地）：你这泼猴越发无礼了！悟净，拿笔来！（沙僧拿来纸笔，唐僧写下贬书递给悟空。）

唐僧：猴头，有这个为证，我不再是你师父，你也不再是我徒弟。你走吧！

悟空（把贬书收在袖子里，不舍地）：师父，本想保你去西天取经，没想到半途而废。我们好歹师徒一场，请师父受我一拜。

悟空（拜完，对沙僧）：沙师弟，你是好人，千万小心八戒的胡言乱语，以后要好好保护师父。

沙僧：大师兄，师父也只是一时气话，你再劝劝就好。悟空：要是有妖精抓走师父，你就说我老孙是他的大徒弟。妖精知道我的厉害，就不敢加害师父了。

唐僧：我是个好和尚，不提你这坏人的名字。(悟空含泪再次磕头拜别师父。)尾声

第三篇：三打白骨精话剧剧本

三打白骨精话剧剧本

T:唐僧(A)S:孙悟空

(B)E:猪八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B变成村姑

B2:B变成太婆

B3:B变化成老头

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？

S: Bajie,map!

八戒，地图！E:(摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss(凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）

师傅，请看。

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回)

哦，师傅！原谅我吧。

T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。E: But„„

但是„„

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？

E:(递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.给，嗯„„我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。S: Fat Pig!肥猪!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will„„„.死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说„„ S: You will what(凶相)? 再说你怎么样？

S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

没问题！

（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is„..? S: Electric net!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！

T: Em„„ok，we will stay in it!

嗯„„好的，我们会呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飞走)

俺老孙去也。

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

我们斗地主吧！

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)

哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

我也可以玩吗？

J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!

噢，机会来了！炸弹！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

王炸！

T: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!

喔„我赢了！嗯„，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

啊，妖怪！

B1:（倒)Ah„„

惨叫声

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅!S: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t„„

噢，师傅，别„„

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

太晚了！Once more„„(紧箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，为师早就跟你讲了！（不要乱杀生）

B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

（长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？ T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住尸体)No,sorry!S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

好你个妖怪，我打死你！E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)

师傅，你还好吧？

这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。

T：Don’t say this.（这时放《only you》，当做紧箍咒）Only you„„（不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）

白骨精现身。

B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。

白骨精变身老妇出场。

B2：Daughter.Daughter.Whereis my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？

T : Your daughter„„故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子 你女儿„„

悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。

S:You are the monster, I will beat you.我打死你这个死妖精。

听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。

J: Master，are you OK? How many?

师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几

T：Two，game over Sun Wukong.两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。

见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。

B3：Oh，my wife，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）

悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。

s：You are going to die, monster.见阎王去吧，死妖精。

T：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。

S :They are not humanbeing，they are monsters.（他们不是人，他们是妖精.）

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你„„你已经伤了三条人命了！

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！

妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......师傅，猴哥这是„„

T: Don't mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！

B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)

唐僧，你好愚蠢！

B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈„„

S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

悟空

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back!

我们的英雄回来了！

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

发生什么事了？

S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！T: How,how did you find out?

你怎么发现的？

S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

„„猴子的直觉。

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起！S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

嗯？麻烦您大声点行吗？ T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)

第四篇：三打白骨精的英文剧本

三打白骨精的英文剧本，我演过，相当成功，（人物可删减的）

人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆

B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E:(摸出，递给S)

S: Look,master(凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?

E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)

B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!

T: Bomb?(打出)

B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)

S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

B1:(倒)Ah……

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S:(咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)

E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！

S:(悲，离去)(音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)

T:(惊)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)

B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

T: How,how did you find out?

S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

S: What?

T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......

第五篇：三打白骨精的英文剧本

三打白骨精的英文剧本，我演过，相当成功，（人物可删减的）人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)S: Look,master(凑近T)„„„(T、S一齐转向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)? E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah„„

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S:(咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two„..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)(音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:(惊)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!(歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒

J：沙僧

B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss(凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)? E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah„„

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two„..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

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三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版

人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空、E：猪八戒、J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B变 成的村姑、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、N：哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now? 悟空 我们现在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map!八戒 地图

E:(摸出，递给S)S: oh，master，look！(凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）哦 师傅 你瞧啊！

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you!八戒 我告诉你多少次啦 不要老是带美女图啦！E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)哦 师傅 原谅我这次吧

T:(缩手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,ba jie,map.没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒 地图 E: But„„ T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? E:(递)Here.Em„„ i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore, 奥 师傅 我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了 S: Fat Pig!肥猪 E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….死猴子 如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就 S: You will what(凶相)? 你就要干嘛啊 E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).呵呵 我就帮你抓虱子啊！S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? 悟空 我也饿了 你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!你看 我们师傅也饿了

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!八戒 不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了 J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。

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what can we do？

但是师傅 如果大师兄走了，有妖怪来我们怎么办 T: Em„„.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 这倒是一个问题 悟空 你有什么办法吗？ S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is„..? 这是？ S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more knowledgeable!, knowledge is power!哦 悟空 你真是越来越知识渊博哦，知识就是力量啊 S: ok i am going to find some food ,Bye!(走)好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜 T；ok it is the show time, 好的 现在是我们展示自己的时间啦（放音乐《穷开心》三师徒开始跳舞）。。T:i am a little tired, Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗 地主》我有点累了 我们打牌吧

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?it is easy,ha ha ha(变成B1)传说中的电网 小菜一碟嘛 哈哈哈 B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 能加我一个吗

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing card now,and three people are enough.哦 女士 我们现在在斗地主 三个人足够了 B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!T: oh chance 嗯 机会 B1: Double King!一对k T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are so clever.Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah„„

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t„„ T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主 题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头)晕去

T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)哈哈哈哈 孙悟空 我马上就给你一个教训

B2:Daughter daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you seen my daughter? 悟空醒 看到老妇

T: you Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什 么，T挡)S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2 躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two„..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„.,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊 狂奔过去）

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!不 他们不是人 是妖精 T: Monster?i think You are the real monster!you,go！you,go！it is the wrong way ,你走错啦

妖精 我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走 哪儿来的回哪儿去吧（孙走错 唐指出）你走错啦 这边 S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造“ 假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......师傅 猴哥真的走啦 T: Don't say that guy!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)don't touch my master, T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: oh Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: i am coming.where is the cniminal? S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N:hei hei(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!let us go(带走B)嘿嘿 你被捕了，你现在可以保持沉默，你现在所说的每一句话将 来都可能成为呈堂证供，走吧！

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: i can not hear clearly.? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

T;you are ma monkey.s;i am always your monkey（抱T）我也永远都是你的猴子

八戒很不要脸的冲上去推开悟空抱着T 八戒；i am always your pig.我也永远是你的猪 众人嘘声离开 放《英文版路在何方》 继续取经 结束