搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)

第一篇：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文话剧剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆

B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)

S: Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?

E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)

S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....英语话剧剧本The Bus

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One

(Three female students are chatting on a bus.Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof.Two boys are sleeping in their seats.Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on.She looks at the seats.Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)

Old woman: There're no empty seats.I guess I'll have to stand.(The female students find the old woman not having a seat.They want to help her find one to sit in.)

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.Female student B: Right.Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.(The two boys continue to sleep.)Female student C: We should find a seat for her.Female students A & B: Yes.(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep.Female students A and B look at each other.Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)Female Student B: Hey!Can you give your seat to that old lady? Boy A:(wakes up)I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album.I'm very tired.I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady.(continues to sleep)Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.Boy B:(gets up suddenly)Ah!All:(startled)Ah!Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare.It was terrible.Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy B falls asleep.)Female student A: Hello!Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please.I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep.Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried.Female student B: The young man is really brash.Old woman: Thank you, young ladies!I'm OK!Don't think I'm an old woman.I am healthy.(makes a few kicks like a young man)

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much.The old lady's very healthy.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over.It makes Boy A wake up.)

Boy A: Oh!Are you OK? Old woman: Oh!Oh!My waist!

Boy A: You can take my seat.(helps the old woman to the seat)Female student C: Hmm.He just got his conscience.Female student A: Yeah!I was just about to say they got no manners.Female student B: Yeah.I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.Boy A: Hey!Watch your own manners.I've given her my seat.I'm really very tired.(At this time Boy B is embarrassed.He dares not continue to sleep.)Old woman: Thank you, young man.I'm old and useless.Boy B: Don't say that.If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A falls down.)Scene Two

(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats.Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing.The three girls continue to chat.Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)

Female student A: Oh!Who touched me?(turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her)It's you, right?

Boy A: What? Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait.I didn't do anything.Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right? Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person.(looks at Boy B)Hey… Is it you? Boy B:(confused and shakes his head)Not me.I was sleeping.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again.Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)Female student A:(angry)Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!Boy A: I didn't mean it.Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past.Boys in the past were all very polite.Now boys are reckless.Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her.Hurry!Boy A: Alright!Alright!(to female student A)I'm sorry.(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)Boy A: It's not my day today.Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women.And she's no nice woman.Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper.Time really changed.Boy B: Older people know more than us.Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day.For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.(Boys A and B don't know what to say.Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake.The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)Female student C:(surprised)You.....(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)Old woman: You have nice hips.Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.Female student B: Ah!Here we are.Let's get off.Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.(Female students get off the bus.)

Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange.(helps the old woman up)Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.Old woman:(feels Boy B's hand)You also have a pair of very fine hands.Boy B:(startled)What?

Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.Boy B: Let's go!

Old woman: Don't be shy, young man.I have held such kind of hand for a long time.(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)Old woman:(looks at Boy A)You're nice, too.Boy A: Hmm, good-bye.(gets off).

第二篇：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文话剧剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧

B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆

B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)

S: Look,master(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?

E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?

E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

T: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand.Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)

S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)

T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)

S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)

B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!

B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance

into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?

S;Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest.(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

T: Let's go guys!(歌)

S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah......Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year

go on.You wonder where the road is.The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......

第三篇：三打白骨精英文剧本英语话剧

Monkey Subdues the White-bone Demon

Roles:

Monkey King(M)猴哥 Pig(P)

八戒

Tangseng(T)

唐僧 Shaseng(S)

沙僧

White-bone Demon(W)

白骨精 White-bone Demon’Servant(Ws)Young Girl(G)

年轻女孩

Old Lady(L)

老妇人

Fortune teller(F)

先知

Narrator: It’s a very day in the journey to the west, the four monks are travelling in the rolling mountains,in which lives white-bone demon.And she is quite excited to be informed that Tangseng is coming.师徒四人西天取经，白骨精途中等待。（1桃花朵朵开）

（White-bone Demon with her servant behind steps in the stage）

Ws: madam, here is the fresh blood!You look so well today!

W: Aha, of cause!A monk called Tangseng is coming and it is said that one who has eaten his flesh will never die or grow old!What a precious opportunity for me it is!I will turn into a beautiful girl to win his heart!

（White-bone Demon spinsherself and turned into a beautiful young girl，then waited for the monks to come.）

M: master, I feel that there is some evil in this area!(让三人站在呼啦圈内)you three stay in this magical ring and I will go to search for some food!See you later!(悟空跳出舞台)G：oh, god gives me such a wonderful chance!(整理妆容，伴奏2音乐起，走猫步上台)P: hey, master!Have you got the smell of a beauty? T: Absolutely!Er, actually I find she is walking toward us!

G: How do you do, lovely monks? My name is snow white.You must be hungry after such a long journey.Here is some bread for you!P: oh, what a kindhearted girl!Baby, I do hungry very much!Shall we eat the bread together?

S: I think she may be a demon!Be careful, pig!

（八戒压根不理他，色迷迷的走出呼啦圈，走向美女）

P: you are such beautiful，and I’m such handsome.Shouldn’t we be a suitable couple? G: yes, I’d love to!

（音乐3my love will go on响起八戒与少女一起做泰坦尼克中的经典动作。两 人陶醉其中。沙僧与唐僧低头念经）S: oh, my Buddha!How can a monk act as this!T: er mi tuo fo er mi tuo fo er mi tuo fo „„

（3音乐结束，悟空举着金箍棒跳出）

M: you greedy demon!Dare you come to tempt my brother!Go to the hell right now!（一棒将其打死）

S：master, monkey has killed a person!

P: A person who is a nice young girl who likes me!

T: monkey, do you know you have murdered an innocent young girl?

You must be responsible for it!And as your master I must punish you!(开始念紧箍咒)@#￥%）（*&%„„￥#！

（悟空痛苦万分，在地上打滚。舞台另一边白骨精上,做愤愤状）W：what a damn monkey!Hum, I won’t give up！M-a-g-i-c!

(白骨精转下台，老妇人上。拄着拐，弯腰驼背咳嗽不断，向唐僧一行走去)L：Snow white!Snow white!----master,(唐僧停止念咒，悟空站起来对老夫怒目而 视，龇牙咧嘴)have you seen my 19 year old daughter? She went out to send some food to some monks, but haven’t gone back yet!P:er, er ,no!Absolutely no!

(老妇环顾四周看到女儿尸体！忙扑到她身边。4二泉映月起)

L: wake up!Snow white!Wake up!who killed you!M: master, this is the same demon!She came again!let kill her!(跃起挥棒将其打死在地)

S：master, again monkey killed a person!P: A person who is a old poor mother!

M: Nonsense!She is a demon who wants to eat you!Why don’t you trust me!（师徒正在争吵时，白骨精在台上揉自己被打过的地方，计上心头，旋转下台，半仙上台，举着小旗上书“赛神仙”，腿有些陂，翻着白眼.）

N: when the four monks are debating, the Ms White-bone had come up with another idea and turned herself into a fortune teller.F：what a pity that such a handsome monk has an incurable disease！What a pity!T: are you talking to me? Have I got that terrible disease? What’s it?

F: your legs!One is longer while the other is shorter!If you let it go at that you will lose the ability to move even a centimeter one day！

M: don’t believe in him, master!He’s the same demon!

F: shit!What I said is definitely true!You don’t believe that? Let me show you!Follow me now-----

(5音乐起。师徒四人跟着半仙开始走。半仙带着四人瘸着走。绕呼啦圈两周)S: Oh no!we’re all disabled!

P: master, we have to accept the treatment!

M: rubbish!I won’t let you cheat others any more!Taste my stick!(一棒将其打死)

T：monkey!You kill three innocent persons in a row！How can I forgive you!I won’t be your master any longer.Get away from me now!Go wherever you like!M: Master!You will regret for this foolish decision!(生气的离去)（白骨精的奸笑响起，昂首阔步上台6音乐起）

W：Ahahaha!He thinks it’s foolish decision, but I do think it can’t be wiser!Dear Mr.Tang, do you know how much I miss you, especially your delicious flesh?（以一种美食家的眼光审视唐僧，不住的咽口水）Er，which way of cooking do you prefer, frying or stewing? T,S,P: Monkey!Help!Help!------（悟空蹦出来7音乐起）M: yes！Here I am!You damn demon!I can’t let you flee away this time!(两人开始打太极，不一会儿悟空便将她按倒在地，正要拿起棒子打她)T：wait a minute!

M,P,S：why? It’s really a demon!

(唐僧鄙视徒仨，拿起自己的禅杖将白骨精打死，徒仨晕倒)T：ermituofu——monkey？ M：yes?

T: I’m sorry that I didn’t trust you „„

M: ah, that’s all right!The white-bone demon is the one to be blamed!T: ok, let’continue our journey!M,P,S: all right, let’s go!（8音乐起）

N: here comes the end of this play, but it’s still replayed between friends again and again.May you always trust your friends and be loyal to them!That’s all, thank you!(全体演员上台谢幕)

第四篇：三打白骨精话剧剧本

三打白骨精话剧剧本

T:唐僧(A)S:孙悟空

(B)E:猪八戒(C)J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B变成村姑

B2:B变成太婆

B3:B变化成老头

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？

S: Bajie,map!

八戒，地图！E:(摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss(凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）

师傅，请看。

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回)

哦，师傅！原谅我吧。

T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。E: But„„

但是„„

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map? 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？

E:(递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.给，嗯„„我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。S: Fat Pig!肥猪!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will„„„.死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说„„ S: You will what(凶相)? 再说你怎么样？

S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

没问题！

（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is„..? S: Electric net!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！

T: Em„„ok，we will stay in it!

嗯„„好的，我们会呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飞走)

俺老孙去也。

T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

我们斗地主吧！

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)

哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

我也可以玩吗？

J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!

噢，机会来了！炸弹！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!

王炸！

T: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!

喔„我赢了！嗯„，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

啊，妖怪！

B1:（倒)Ah„„

惨叫声

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!

悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅!S: She is a monster!

她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t„„

噢，师傅，别„„

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)

太晚了！Once more„„(紧箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

悟空，为师早就跟你讲了！（不要乱杀生）

B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

（长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？ T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住尸体)No,sorry!S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!

好你个妖怪，我打死你！E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)

师傅，你还好吧？

这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。

T：Don’t say this.（这时放《only you》，当做紧箍咒）Only you„„（不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）

白骨精现身。

B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。

白骨精变身老妇出场。

B2：Daughter.Daughter.Whereis my daughter?Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？

T : Your daughter„„故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子 你女儿„„

悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。

S:You are the monster, I will beat you.我打死你这个死妖精。

听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。

J: Master，are you OK? How many?

师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几

T：Two，game over Sun Wukong.两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。

见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。

B3：Oh，my wife，my daughter , who did it？（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）

悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。

s：You are going to die, monster.见阎王去吧，死妖精。

T：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.（悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。

S :They are not humanbeing，they are monsters.（他们不是人，他们是妖精.）

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

你，你„„你已经伤了三条人命了！

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！

妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......师傅，猴哥这是„„

T: Don't mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！

B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)

唐僧，你好愚蠢！

B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈„„

S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?

悟空

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back!

我们的英雄回来了！

T: I,I can't understand......What happened?

发生什么事了？

S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！T: How,how did you find out?

你怎么发现的？

S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)

„„猴子的直觉。

T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)

悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起！S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?

嗯？麻烦您大声点行吗？ T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)

第五篇：日语话剧剧本《三打白骨精》

西游记之三打白骨精

演员数量：9人 人物：唐僧——

孙悟空—— 猪八戒—— 沙僧—— 白骨精—— 姑娘——

姑娘母亲—— 姑娘父亲—— 旁白——

人物道具：唐僧：服装、禅杖、墨镜

悟空：服装、紧箍咒、金箍棒

猪八戒：服装、钉耙

沙僧：服装、扁担（箱子）

村妇：服装、篮子、馒头

母亲：服装、拐杖、头带

父亲：服装、胡须、拐杖

白骨精：服装、剑

其他道具：心脏起搏器、照妖镜 配乐：

1、《敢问路在何方》0:20

2、《四小天鹅》0:03---0:113、剧本：

（配乐：西游记主题曲起）

旁白：话说唐僧师徒四人正在西天取经的路上。有一天，他们来到了白骨精的地盘，揭开了三打白骨精的序幕。（同时悟空上场，走到舞台左侧，再到右侧，边抓耳挠腮，边作眺望状。）（旁白结束）

悟空：我是孙悟空，有棒在手中，妖怪敢现形，皆被我杀空。（眺望）师傅，师傅，没有妖怪。

（配乐：《四小天鹅》起，师徒三人跳四小天鹅出场，到舞台中央，单手作拜佛状）

唐僧：阿弥陀佛，艰难跋涉。

八戒：肚子好饿。（三人作肚饿状，配乐：肚饿声）沙僧：又累又热。悟空：我的错…… 唐僧：悟空，悟空！

悟空：（蹦跳到师傅面前）师傅。唐僧：怎么了？

悟空：我们好像迷路了。唐僧：八戒，地图！

（八戒从怀里拿出地图给悟空，悟空拿地图划过半空，其他三人依次坐倒在地上，配乐：坠落声）悟空：果然迷路了。

八戒：师傅啊，我肚子在唱空城计了。

唐僧：（把八戒一推）你不才吃过冬阳功吗。（配乐：噔~）悟空：没关系，一个筋斗云，满载美食归，师傅稍候。八戒：师兄真棒耶！

沙僧：可是师兄，要是妖怪来了怎么办？

悟空（思索状）：有了。（开始拿金箍棒在三人坐处的地上画圈）金箍一转。八戒：灵光一闪。沙僧：保我师徒。

唐僧：共上西天。（右手向上指天）

悟空：这可是挡妖除魔的保护圈。（下场，配乐：噔噔噔噔）八戒，你我四大皆空，肚唐僧：子空空，奈我如何，阿弥陀佛。（配乐：大话西游音乐起。三人盘腿坐地，转上半身，念佛。姑娘上场，音乐减弱）

姑娘：小女子年方二八，貌美如花，尚未婚嫁，只求那唐僧肉来保我容颜，千年不老，哈哈哈哈哈。

（姑娘几次想靠近三人，却被圈挡了回来）姑娘：这位长老，吃点东西吧。（八戒扑上前，被姑娘推开）

姑娘：这位长老，长老。（走开一段距离）眉头一皱，计上心来。（假装摔倒）哎呀，我的脚，我的脚。

（唐僧起身，整理衣冠，昂首阔步走向姑娘。配乐：爵士乐）唐僧：阿弥陀佛，这位施主，你还好吧？贫僧来自东土大唐，要去西天取……馒头！（看见姑娘篮子里的馒头，伸手就去抓）唐僧：好香啊~

（悟空此时已在姑娘背后）悟空：我打！（挥棒打死了姑娘）

唐僧（吓倒在地）：悟空，你…你干什么。悟空： 师傅，她是个妖怪 唐僧：胡说。

悟空：她骗得了你，骗不了我。唐僧：看我的超级无敌紧箍咒。

（配乐起：only you四句。三人跳舞，悟空双手抱住头，很疼）唐僧：阿弥陀佛，告诫悟空。（三人坐下）（配乐：诙谐。姑娘的母亲上场）

母亲（假装找女儿）：女儿啊，女儿，你在哪儿，你在哪儿啊？我就不信，煮熟了的鸭子还能飞，哈哈（配上肢体语言）。

母亲（走近唐僧）：师傅，师傅，你看见我那貌美如花的女儿了吗？ 唐僧：哦，你女儿啊，她…她被…

八戒（拦住唐僧）：不是不是，我们没有看见。沙僧：对，就是没看见。

唐僧：八戒你们让开！施主，你的女儿被我那不才的徒儿给打死了。母亲：打死了….唐僧：你就节哀吧。（悟空已在妖怪背后）

悟空：妖怪，哪里跑！（打死母亲）

唐僧：悟空，你又干什么！看我的紧箍… 算了，悟空，你善恶不分！八戒：颠倒黑白。（左手指悟空，左脚迈出）沙僧：是非不明。（与八戒一样的动作）悟空（捂额头）：我晕。唐僧：你走吧！悟空：师傅，师傅。（师傅不理他）哼，你会后悔的！（下场）唐僧：阿弥陀佛，气死我了！

（三人又坐下念经，配乐：悲壮。姑娘的父亲上场）

父亲：女儿，老婆，你们在哪儿啊？（面向唐僧）你就是我碗里的肉，嘿嘿。

父亲：长老，你好啊……你们好啊……HELLO！（拿拐杖戳一戳唐僧）（三人不理他）

父亲：眉头一皱，计上心来。（父亲假装摔倒）

父亲：哎呀，脚崴了……喂，你们帮帮我呀…… 这次是真的崴了！悟空：雕虫小技。（手作手枪状，同时配乐起：手枪声）（父亲逃走了，白骨精真身上场）白骨精：气死我了，看我显真身。八戒、沙僧（走上前护卫）：妖怪啊！

唐僧（原地不动，很淡定）：妖怪……哦，确实是妖怪…（突然起身大喊）妖怪啊！沙僧：现在怎么办？ 唐僧：先叫一声再说。

唐僧、八戒、沙僧：啊———— 唐僧：给我冲啊。

（八戒、沙僧逃跑了，唐僧被白骨精追杀）

唐僧：悟空，救我啊！（随即晕倒在地）（配乐：大话西游）白骨精：哈哈哈。（悟空上场）

悟空：妖怪，还我师父。白骨精：毛猴子，坏我好事。

（两人对打，悟空举起金箍棒，当机关枪，配乐：机关枪声）悟空（摇着躺在地上的唐僧）：师父师父….八戒，八戒，心脏起搏器，快！

（八戒、沙僧按住唐僧头脚）八戒：一二三。一二三。

（唐僧醒了，又被八戒两次按倒，最后起了）唐僧：悟空，为师错怪你了。

八戒：师兄是好人呐。（伸出大拇指）沙僧：恩，好人呐。（双手伸出大拇指）

悟空（一个亮相动作）：斩妖除魔。八戒：保我师父。沙僧：西天取经。唐僧：修成正果。

（大家把地上的东西捡起来）悟空：师父，我们走吧。唐僧：好嘞。

（配乐起：西游记主题曲。四人下场）

旁白：唐僧四人终于挣脱了白骨精的魔抓，但是谁又知道，还有多少困难在等着他们呢，漫漫西天路，但愿有志者事竟成。（剧中，演员谢幕）

脚本：

キャラクター：玄奘三蔵(げんじょうさんぞう)は弟子(でし)の3人とともに、天竺(てんじく)へ経典(きょうてん)を取る旅の途中です。ある日、彼らは白骨(はっこつ)の精(せい)の地盤に踏み込み、白骨の精を三度打つ幕を開きました。

孫悟空(そんごくう)：私は孫悟空だ。手に如意棒(にょいぼう)を持ってる。妖怪って野郎(や)は敢えて正体(しょうたい)を表したら、全部打ち殺してやる。お師匠(ししょう)さん、お師匠さん、妖怪はいない。

唐玄奘(とうげんじょう)：阿弥陀佛，厳しい旅を続けてきましたね。八戒(はっかい)：腹減った～ 沙悟浄：暑くてへとへと～ 孫悟空：私のせいか～？ 沙悟浄：悟空、悟空 孫悟空：お師匠さん 沙悟浄：どうしたの？

孫悟空：道に迷っちゃったかも 沙悟浄：八戒、地図頂戴

孫悟空：やっぱ迷っちゃった。八戒：お師匠さん、腹減ったよ～ 沙悟浄：食ったばかりじゃない？

孫悟空：平気平気、觔斗雲（きんとうん）を使って、海の幸(さち)、山の幸、いっぱい持って帰る。お師匠さん、ちょっと待ってね。

八戒：兄ちゃん、すご～い

沙悟浄：でも、兄ちゃん、妖怪って奴が来たら、どうしよう？ 孫悟空：あった。如意棒一転

八戒：霊妙(れいみょう)な光、ひらめき 沙悟浄：わが師弟(してい)を守り

唐玄奘：四人とも西方天国へ行きますように。孫悟空：これは魔よけの輪だよ。八戒：この世の一切は空虚(くうきょ)だ。

唐玄奘：お腹ものすごく空いているんですけど、平気です。

お嬢さん：あたし、今年28歳。美貌(びぼう)に恵まれて、独身なのよ。玄奘三蔵のお肉を食べて、永遠に若いままでいたいの。は～は～は～

お嬢さん：高僧(こうそう)さま、食べ物を食べませんか。

お嬢さん：高僧さま、高僧さま。いたい、いたいわ、足、足 唐玄奘：大丈夫ですか。私は東方にある唐から参り、西方天国へ饅頭を取りに～ 唐玄奘：いい匂いがしますわ。孫悟空：打ち殺してやる～

唐玄奘：悟空、あなた、あなた何していますか。孫悟空：お師匠さん、こいつ妖怪だ。ろう唐玄奘：でたらめを言わないで。

孫悟空：こいつ、お師匠さんを騙せるけど、私を騙すわけはねえよ。唐玄奘：金環(きんかん)の力を見せてやります。唐玄奘：阿弥陀佛，悟空を戒(いまし)めます。

母：白ちゃん、白ちゃん、どこにいるの？どこ？煮込(にこ)んだアヒルが逃げると思

うの？は～は～

母：お師匠さん、お師匠さん、私の美しい娘を見かけましたか。唐玄奘：それは～娘さん、娘さんは～ 八戒：いえいえ、見てない。沙悟浄：そう、見てない。

唐玄奘：あなたたち、下がってください。娘さんは馬鹿(ばか)な弟子に殺されました。

母：殺されました？

唐玄奘：ご自愛(じあい)ください。孫悟空：妖怪、逃げるな。

唐玄奘：悟空、また何をしましたか。金環～まあいい、悟空、あなた、良し悪し分かりせん。

八戒：白黒(しろくろ)つけない 沙悟浄：是非(ぜひ)論じない 孫悟空：参った

唐玄奘：あなた、いなくなりなさい。

孫悟空：お師匠さん、お師匠さん。きっと後悔するぞ。唐玄奘：頭にくる！

父：白ちゃん、お母さん、どこにいるの？お碗の中の肉になるぞ。し～し ～し～し～

父：高僧さま、こんにちは、こんにちは～

父：あ～足ねじった。お～い、助けてくれませんか。本当にねじっています。孫悟空：子供レベルだ。

白骨の精：馬鹿野郎、正体を見せてやる。八戒、沙悟浄：妖怪だ

唐玄奘：妖怪？～お～確かに妖怪です。妖怪だ。沙悟浄：今どうする？

唐玄奘：取りあえず叫んでみます。八戒、沙悟浄、唐玄奘：あ～～～ 唐玄奘：行け～

唐玄奘：悟空、助けて～ 白骨の精：は～は～は～

悟空：妖怪、お師匠さんを返せ

白骨の精：馬鹿猿、邪魔しちゃって

悟空：お師匠さん、お師匠さん～八戒、八戒、心臓のペースメーカー、速

く～

八戒：せ～の～、せ～の～

唐玄奘：悟空、私は悟空を誤解しました。八戒：兄ちゃん、いい人だ。沙悟浄：うん、お人よしだな。

悟空：妖怪を全部殺すぞ。

八戒：お師匠さんを守るように

沙悟浄：西方天国へ経典を取れるように 唐玄奘：修行できますように 悟空：お師匠さん、いこう。唐玄奘：よし キャラクター：玄奘三蔵たちは白骨の精から逃げ出したが、これからまたどの

ぐらいの危機が待っているのかは誰でもわかりません。長い旅 の道、志があれば、最後には必ず成し遂げられますね。