英语搞笑剧本改编

第一篇：英语搞笑剧本改编

A：导演 B：编剧 C：黄花菜 D：柔柔 E：才女

旁白：最近一首《时间都去哪了》可谓是红遍中国的大江南北啊，其主要原因呢，肯定与其歌词所包含的重大教育意义有关，所以因曾经拍摄电影而名噪一时的国际著名导演张某某正在策划将歌曲改编成同名电影。

A：大家好，想必你们一定看过吧，不错，我就是这部戏的导演张某某，（鼓掌）可以了可以了。。

B：吃了吗，我尊敬的导演！大家上午好！感谢大家来参与我们的选拔，我们这次将会选出一些优秀的富有幽默感的演员来参与我们最新电影的拍摄，谁将会成为今天的幸运儿呢，是你，是你，还是你？呵呵，让我们拭目以待！

A：（害羞状）亲，过来坐吧~ A：（尴尬地笑了笑）哼哼，有请第一位面试者。

C：（风情万种，妖娆妩媚地走进来，给观众一个飞吻）哦，我亲爱的最爱的可爱的编剧，最帅气的王子殿下，我这个“性感女神”粉墨登场了！每个人一定都认识我，我姓黄名花菜，家住合肥市，二十岁还没定过亲。

B：黄花菜？的确很符合你无与伦比的气质，你父母真是足够了解你啊。

C：哦，真的吗，我也这么觉得呢！我知道我很美，你又那么帅，我们两真的是郎才女貌啊，如果我们在一起。。

B：（呕吐状后正色道）我谢谢你全家，我不是同性恋！亲爱的，展示一下你的才艺吧。

C：我需要你的帮助。二人开始跳舞。

B：（终于忍不住）你有完没完！（随即被C强吻后晕过去。）A：（气愤状）我去你大爷!(将C踢下场，看着B开始犯花痴）哦，怎么会有这么帅的人，看得我的心小鹿乱撞，我应该给他一个人工呼吸吗？

B：（突然惊醒）你，你做什么！

A：没什么没什么，你看今天的天空多蓝啊。B：额。。那就有请下一位！

D：大家好，人家天下无敌霹雳美少女是柔柔啦~（转个圈，作公主半蹲装，并开始跳舞。）

A：（不耐烦)行了行了。。（见没有反应）够了！

B：哇哦，好可爱的一个萌妹子，你给我们带来什么样的才艺展示呢？

D：嗯，今天呢，我为大家带来一首歌，叫《好一朵美丽的茉莉花》这是我唱给你听的，亲爱的王子。

A：这位小姐，时间有限，不要做跟表演无关的事。

A：（忍无可忍）够了！你唱的跟猫叫一样，听了晚上都要做噩梦，谁给你勇气站在这的！简直就在浪费我们的时间。

D：不，亲爱的编剧，不是这样的!B：哦，亲爱的，你的表现的确是很特别啊，不过很可惜，是特别的糟糕，你实在是浪费了你美丽的外表，我们要的是实力派的演员，而不是你这种花瓶。

D：实话告诉你，其实人家不在乎能不能成一名演员，人家在乎的是你啊，我最最亲爱的，能和你在一起才是最重要的，我敢打赌，只要我们在一起了，我们的宝宝一定会是全天下最美丽聪明的。。

A：我了个去！这位小姐，我们今天是场演员海选，不是你的相亲派对，我想你可能来错地方了！给我滚出去，别在这丢人现眼了！

B：你知道她是我的女人！

A：去你大爷的女人，你赶紧给我滚！D:(恨恨地走出去)A：看样子你很吃香啊，谁都为你而来，不论是女人，还是男人。B：呵呵，我从来没想过会是这样。

A：下一位，可不可以来个正常人，我快hold不住了。E：东风不来，三月的柳絮不飞，你的心如小小的寂寞的城，跫音不响，三月的春帷不揭，你的心如小小的窗扉紧闭。

A：请自我介绍一下。E：关于我的名字嘛。。等等，你知道《忐忑》吗？（A摇头，B点头）额。。没关系，那《The fox》呢？（A还是摇头，B点头）或者《万万没想到》？（A还是摇头，B还是点头，E走上前牵起B的手想要亲吻）知音啊知音，我真是太荣幸认识你了！我就知道你懂我！

A：（拍开E的手）你放开他!E：你居然连这些当代流行艺术都不知道，凭什么坐在这！A：你、、、你、、、你、、、E：好吧好吧，这些都不重要，你可以不知道它们，但你一定得知道我啊，将会赶上杨幂刘诗诗成为中国影坛最红的女星——赵彤！

A：我不在乎你以后会怎么样，我只想知道，你现在能带给我们什么。

E：这个好办！（转向B）帅哥，我需要你的帮助。BE开始跳舞。

A：你在干什么，我受不了了，你可以走了！（推了E一把，拉回B）

E：你这么粗鲁，你爸妈知道嘛？

A：我的天呐，我真的受不了了，怎么找一个优秀的演员那么难，这是天要亡我啊！你们三个，进来！

C：编剧，你喜欢我的舞蹈对不对？ D：编剧，你喜欢我的歌声对吗？ E：编剧，你喜欢我的表演是不是啊？ CDE：我们通过选拔了对不对？

A：额、、、非常感谢你们来到我们的海选现场，也给我们带来了很多另类的表演，但是，很不幸地告诉你们、、、（电话响，接电话）你好，什么？！今天的面试现场只来了他们三个人，你们是怎么做宣传的！我的天啊！你们三个，通过面试了、、、CDE：我们终于成功了，我们可以成超级巨星了！

A：等等，可是我们需要四个演员啊，如今只有三个，怎么办？ CDE：他可以加入我们！B：我？我不行不行。

A：他们说的对，你看看你，长得玉树临风，风流倜傥，人见人爱，花见花开，车见车爆胎！帅过刘德华，气死金城武，完胜谢霆锋，秒杀钟汉良，完全是男主角的最佳人选！

CDE：说的太对了，我们支持你！B：不行不行，我真的不行！

A：你确定？（抽出B的工资卡）还想不想要这个月的工资啦！B：导演导演，放轻松啦~这些都是毛毛雨啦~都听你的，都听你的，嘿嘿。。（一脸谄媚的笑）

A：温情电影《时间都去哪了》即将开机，请大家多多支持！面试结束了，三个奇葩演员，帅气的编剧和霸气的导演将会给我们带来什么样的精彩呢？

那一刻，他与她相遇，时光的笔尖流转，写下了世间最美的情诗。当爱情悄悄来临，能拥着你，成了我最大的幸福。我愿用一枚戒指，许下关于你未来永恒的承诺，亲爱的，嫁给我！（女儿出生，小时候）1+1=3，他们的爱情故事开始有了续集。（女儿青春期）当她拖着时间的尾巴快快长大，当没有硝烟的战争悄然打响，时间啊时间，你在哪里？岁月改变了鬓角的颜色，他守一座城，她开一扇门，等迷路的孩子回家。（女儿成年）时间哪也没去，它总是在哪里，陪她成长，伴他们变老，品那幸福酿的酒发出馥郁的香。父母不需要我们回报什么，只需要我们常回家看看就好，相守留住时间，可以留住幸福！

一起谢幕：愿我们都常回家看看可爱的爸妈，谢谢…………..

第二篇：英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精

Beat it!人物：T:唐僧

M:孙悟空

P:猪八戒

S:沙僧

X:白骨精原型

B1:白骨精变成的村姑

B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人

B3: 白骨精变成男人

T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

M: Idiot, What are you looking at?

孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，M一把抢过。M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)T:(很吃惊)（转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master!Forgive me。I will never do this again(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.我这肚子饿了。

M: Fat Pig!

P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….M: You will what(凶相)? P: I will help you catch fleas跳蚤。M: Hm！

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry.Could you go to get some food for me? P: You see , master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

S: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….T: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? M: No problem!(画圈)S: This is…..?

M: Electric net伏魔圈!I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it.T: Em……ok，that’s good，we will stay in it!Monkey, You find the food as quickly as possible.I am so hungry.S: Ok, master.Bye!(飞走)T: It’s so boring, Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》

白骨精上场

X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow, I should come up with a plan.Ehn…..get it!i can pretend to be a poor woman, so they will trust me.haha……change change…… 转了几圈，变成了一个村姑B1。B1:I look great!蹒跚的走过去，接近三人，看着他们在打牌…..B1:hello,gentelman…...Can I join you? P: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!噢，机会来了！炸弹！T: Bomb?(出牌)B1: Double King!王炸！

T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!喔…我赢了！嗯…，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！M:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah…… 惨叫声

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have you done!She is my teacher!M: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)M: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)太晚了！Once more……(紧箍咒)M: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!So have you take some delicious food for me?

M: Yes, Master, I found some delicious bananas.T: bananas again?!How many times I have told you!I am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重语气,又开始唱起泰坦尼克主题曲)M：OH, sorry, master, Please ,no…….T: Get the meat for me, quickly!（唐僧摇摇头，玩起手机来）

白骨精变成了一位年轻漂亮的女子

X2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone.这时，x2开口说话）

X2:hi….Mr handsome!

T:（转头）wow…hi beauty!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you into hell.（唐僧没有拦的住）P&S: Are you Ok, moster?(扶T)S: Look,(伸食指)how many?看，这是几？ T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)T: What you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(摆姿势，要念咒语)M：（赶忙说）oh,no, master,not that spell.Q:(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼红太郎，别看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)B3:Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)孙悟空，游戏结束了！

B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)M: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)孙悟空突然冒出来打死妖精

T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！M:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 P: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......准备吃唐僧 M:(悄悄走到B后，打B晕)T: Wukong? S: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）

P: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！T: How,how did you find out S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(M不理T)I admit my mistake this time(M仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起 M: What? T: I'm sorry.M: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)

第三篇：英语搞笑短剧剧本

三打白骨精

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒

J：沙僧

B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map!E:(摸出，递给S)S: Look, boss(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……

T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map? E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)? E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady, you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备

开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……

T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!

B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh, Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How, how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder, please?

T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

(谢幕)

爱在西元前

第四篇：英语搞笑话剧剧本

二人用版本

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……

Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces

加旁白1人属于4人用）

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born, the queen died.The queen married another queen.The stepmother was very jealous.She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：(Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen.I’m very beautiful.you see.If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her.I have a magic mirror.If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming.Your Majesty!What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes.Your Majesty!You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady.She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.四人用版本

Global warming

A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.A.It’s related to our correct answer.But it isn’t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It’s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……

B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it’s global cooling!

A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?

C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming?

B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don’t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees C.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can’t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!

A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.（4人版本）

Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing: Me too.I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case? Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!

Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!Ca: so do I.how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation? Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families? Wing&Ca: No Ci: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted.Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me.what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”

Ca: sure, here you are.what s next? Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together.be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it.shall I blend them? CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared.lets start!CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these? Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.Wing: God.Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!

CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life.Let’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!

第五篇：英语搞笑话剧剧本

英语搞笑话剧剧本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet

从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。

有一天她来到“香国”。她发现，人人都有双香脚。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。

有一位公主，她总是失眠。虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。

最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。

最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。人物

Ada:

Little girl Candy:

Queen Evander:

King Evelyn Joel:

Prince Rita:

Singer /Woman Yilina:

Witch Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet.They were very disgusting.So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet.And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet.The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”.Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well.In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.SCENE I(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story!Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet.They smelt worse than stinky tofu.They were very disgusting.So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”.She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet.And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet.The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.Witch:（screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence.More and more people fall for my…my … feet!Oh no, my feet!I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet.The smell of my feet can kill mice.Oh, I don’t want to live.I want to fly away!（Flying to the Fragrance country）

Witch:(Crying)I hate my feet!I hate my feet!(in a low voice)Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet.(Searching)Oh.What a handsome boy.(Come closer and take a deep breath)Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair!(Angrily)Not fair!Look, he’s sleeping and snoring.Let me exchange my feet with his!(Doing magic and laughing loudly)Oh, my feet.You smell so sweet!Now I’m really the most charming witch.(Fly away)

Prince:(Asleep and dreaming)Oh!What a beautiful girl you are!You are my only one – my dear princess.Prince:(Wake up!)Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell！The room smells of stinky tofu.Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no!It’s my feet.I have a pair of stinky feet.How did it happen?(Hold on to his head.)(Run away)I can’t believe it!

SCENE II(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.Crow A: Please go away…

Crow B: Quickly!It’s full of bad smell here.Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Oh!I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!(Prince continues to walk.He sees some flowers.)Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.Flower A: Oh!I can’t live without fresh air.Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.(Prince continues to walk.)Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.Stranger B: Oh!Don’t talk nonsense.Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from.It’s him.Strangers: Just get lost!Dirty man!Prince: Oh I’m sorry.I’m not a dirty man.My feet are really disgusting.(Prince continues to walk.)

SCENE III Ada: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty country.” Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter.Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…(In the palace.)Queen: I am the queen!King: Of course I am the king!Queen: You never care about your daughter！!King: So…what happened to our baby? Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!King: So…what can we do?

(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.Princess: Take them all? Are you sure? King: Yes!Princess:(Take medicine)I still can’t sleep me still can’t sleep!(Try another method.)King: Hey my dear!Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..(Try a third method.)Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice.Maybe she can make our daughter sleep.King: Yes yes!(Open the door)Is she the one?(See Ada)Queen: Oh~no!King: Is she the one? Queen: Of course!Please start singing!Rita: I am a magic singer.(Clean the throat.)Can I start to sing? Rita: Baby sleep.Baby sleep.Baby hurry to sleep.Everybody sing with me….Princess: Shut up!Get out of here！King: I think these methods are not good ideas.We’ll think of better ideas.Queen: Hum…I have an idea….maybe we can…..King: You can say that again.Queen: Let’s get ready.(King and queen are preparing …)

Princess: Daddy!Mommy!It’s time to sleep!Don’t forget to take medicine.(King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.)King: Oh, no!It didn’t work.Maybe we should get help from people.Queen: OK!(Point to Ada)You just do it.Go out on the streets and find some help.SCENE IV(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people.Some people try to make the princess sleep.)Prince:(To himself.)A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work!I think I can make the princess sleep!Can I try? King & Queen: Yes!It’s our pleasure.Please try.Prince: Thank you!(Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.)Sorry!My dear princess!Princess: Oh!Your feet smell so awful.I can’t breathe and I want to sleep.King & Queen: Oh no!My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!(King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.)King: She’s still breathing.She just fell asleep.(Queen hugs the Princess.)Queen: Thank you!Oh, thank God!My dear baby finally fell asleep.King:(To the prince.)Oh!Thank you!We are very lucky to meet you.Prince: I can’t believe it!My disgusting feet have magic power！Queen: Oh!Don’t say that!They are not disgusting at all.Congratulations!You are going to marry my dear daughter.King: Yes!This is a happy ending.Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet.And then, she would sleep very well.In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.