英语搞笑面试剧本

第一篇：英语搞笑面试剧本

剧本

面试官：L

应聘者一：Z

应聘者二：T 出场 室内

L:（上来擦桌子，摆放文件，然后回头）Today is the first day of Foxconn Group´s job interview.I´m responsible for the recruitment。I´m Li.We recruit all kinds of elite from nationwide.Swift horse is very often but bole is hard to find。I´m just the bole.It is well known,Our company´s benefits occupy a certain height in the world, Foxconn second, who would dare to say the first? Welcome to the job fair today.Let's start the interview with some questions.Now please make a simple introduce about yourself.Z:Good morning.It is really my honor to have the opportunity for an interview.I hope I can make a good performance today and I am confident that I can succeed.My name is Wang Ye.My father is “Li Gang”.Li,we have known each other ,right? Last night you and I had our dinner together and I wonder if you have lost something.I believe that this book must belong to you.(Z拿出一本书，书中夹着几张100元钱，施接过书，把钱收起来，咳嗽两声，假装正经继续面试。)I have just graduated from XX University with good aility.And also, I have a powerful family background.I think it will be helpful to both of us if I can entre this company.That’s all, and I believe it is enough.Thank you.L: I am very optimistic about you.T:I am almost a saint, I have no shortcoming.It does not matter where I come from or where I will go.Never expcet me to question, I am not a good questioner.you do not need to keep my words in your mind, because what I say is trivial.If beauty is a sin, I have committed heinous crimes;if there is wrong with a type, I have made the same mistake again and again;if wise must be punished, I will be hacked in pieces;if modesty is subjected to be torture, how could I ever escaped in succeed?

L: I can felt your modesty.L: What is your ideal? Z Z: Don,t talk about ideal with me , I´m giving up.L: Do you have an ideal?T T: Never try to spy out my thought, it is an extremely dangerous thing.In such a reality world, I am not sure it is right or not to talk about the dreams.But anyway, everyone should have a dream, in case it comes true, right? I once had many dreams in my life, big or small, but now, I just want to get the offer of this joy.L: Ideal is very plentiful, reality is very skinny.4 years of age I dreams of being the kindergarten teacher, because the teacher unlimited to eat noodles, also can eat while chatting.I can only eat a bowl, can not eat too slow, can not speak, nor can spill soup on the table or someone else's pants.10 years old my ambition was to be the daughter of an English teacher, so she would not call me up and recite every day, nor will pulling my ears I have stuttered back.But then I saw her daughter who came back from the United States , Her ears is surprisingly large.14 years old my ideal is to have a high nose, I often do my homework near a lamp, then squinted to see my silhouette reflected on the wall , I´m very sad to find the silhouette of my face looks like a monkeys, no wonder no one from small to big said I look good.......Z and T: Stop！!L: OH.I,m sorry.It is too sad to recall the past.let's back to the topic.Z.Why shoud I choose you from so many candidates ? Z:Just as i said, I have a powerful family background.My entering your company will bring a lot of benefit to both the company and me.This is a Win-Win situation.L:Talk about your understanding of gender.Z: I understand your company’s plan, but sex is not the key to elect

personnel, it also based on the individual level.I have excellent performance in all aspects.Some boys do not better than me.I can play the advantages of girls.And I am so beautiful~~ L: You want to apply for what position.Z: Marketing.L:Why.Z:I have a huge drinking capacity.I will not drunk even after a thousand cups of wine.This is a greatest advantage in marketing.L: T.Tell me What are your greatest strengths? T: My biggest advantage is that I have no shortcoming, Everybody who knows me all suppose that.And I think I am quite modest, really.L:Why did you come to apply for our company T:Do not ask me so much why, it makes you look like very stupid.Nevertheless, everyone deserves a joy, me too, Since I do not have a joy yet.I have to earn my live, also, I have no a adopted father to depend on like others.L: What do you think of the decision still difficult to do? T: If your mother and your girlfriend are drowning at the same time, which one you will save first.I think this question is the difficult one to answer.You know there can be too much truth in any relationships.L: Can you give me an example of team activities to prove your leadership ? T: Of course.But I need a minute to think since that there is so much to say.And it is a little difficult to me to think of the old thing.But as an old saying, every mountain is unclimbable until someone climbs.I am a student cadres in my college, and I always organized my classmates to participate in the labor activities.So, they all hated me in bones.L: Now let me test your intelligence.The first question ,Cut a cake three times then give to five people, so

how to cut ? Z: How to cut? T: Just like this, cut, cut, cut, ok.L: You don't want to add? The second question.A total of 25 people in a class, the 15 is not female and the 16 is not male , so how many people in this class? Z: Has anyone is neither male nor female? T: Are you sure to question me this stupid question? It is a huge insult to me.Twenty-five, by the way, never ask me such question again, thank you.L: OK.About this interview, we decide to hire both of you.Z, you have the background and strength, you are very suitable for sale.T, You're unique, You can go to planning department exert your talent.About the distribution of the work, do you have any questions? If not , tomorrow can be reported to the company.这时L的手机响了起来

L:What? Fang Zou zi, Anti-Counterfeit? Now I,m going back to the company clean up the mess? Well, so be it.Z: What happend? L: The company is out of question, I Gotta GO.T and Z: What about us? L:You don't have to work in the company.T: Previously said that? L: All invalid.

第二篇：搞笑英语话剧剧本

搞笑英语话剧剧本《 荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside)/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous sword 搞笑英语话剧剧本《 荆珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside)/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状)Thank u mirror!（面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬): Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）

太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲

Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes.荆轲

OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁

Are you challenging me? 荆轲

Off course!耸耸肩表示同意 莫愁 Come on!音乐起 两人冲上前来

“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑

李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?

荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.轲再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?

荆柯;Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 观众甲：TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗„„

荆柯(诚恳状)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）

荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）

荆珂(流泪)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:“I promise.” 荆轲:“Never let go.“妻子:”I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I'll never let go."（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去

妻子：It’s a good day to die.Never come back.Never„„ Never„„ 妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

第三篇：搞笑英语话剧剧本

搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.Birds are dancing in the cold.A man is walking along the street ,step by step.Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches.Y与X相遇．

X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you!Y:, Never mind baby.X:Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name? Y:,I won’t change my name!no matter what happens.I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng.Who are you? X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts? X:Great, you know me!Today is your dead date!Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!X:No, I must kill you!Y:I don’t want to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X:No way!Because we are fighting now!you know ? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’t force me!X:Pardon!(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking it.How do you know that? Y:please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, Y:Do you still want to kill me ? X:Sure, must!Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t!

Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1!X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit（一人路过，x起身跑过去）

X可怜状: excuse me!Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me.Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!

X:Thanks,byebye.Y:byebye(以胜利者的语气，转头,看见 花满楼)

Y:Who are you? H:Hua—man—-lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC”.H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!

Y:You are right!H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!do you want join in us? If you follow my

king,he will give what you want.Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!

第二幕：无间道

H:My dearest!let me introduce yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?

King:yes,I will.Y:That’s good.Can you give me a MM ? K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me!Hahaha……

Y:of course.美女出场 M:hello，帅锅..K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let’s have a ritual.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?

Y: Yes,I do.K: Huamanlou, come.put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）

X唱着上:(看到戒指)this ring should be mine!K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you? Y急切: king!Dear king!I must go now , my brother is looking for me.X冷酷:yegucheng!Come here!I want to tell you something!

Y抱X的腿:old brother!Forgive me!

X:Forgive you? Why ? Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it.If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”!Y:I like going lady’s WC.I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X:milk?I love you.K:Don’t say that “you love me”.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!X:What?(侧耳装着听不到)You—kill—-me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K:Fuck you.I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha…… Y:Let me have a try!3-2-1(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

M: oh,what happened?（看着X，做惊吓状）are you ok?（跑到西门吹雪身边）

Y :do you want to go to wc? X:Yes,I……I…… do.Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond standards.M: you , stupid , bad behavior!go away!

K;why ? why do you help him!who actually are you ? M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue.K惊讶:!you—you—You are X’lover? Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me!I hate you.(轻声说)let me tell you,Ｘwill die.M扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning!K:what a moving story!I was impressed!Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume!(M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)Y痛苦状:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音乐停)（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together.X:go home!? M:Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.X: promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let go.M I promise.I will never let go（X死）, M: be alive!yeah , be alive!be alive without ahendance!

第四篇：英语搞笑剧本改编

A：导演 B：编剧 C：黄花菜 D：柔柔 E：才女

旁白：最近一首《时间都去哪了》可谓是红遍中国的大江南北啊，其主要原因呢，肯定与其歌词所包含的重大教育意义有关，所以因曾经拍摄电影而名噪一时的国际著名导演张某某正在策划将歌曲改编成同名电影。

A：大家好，想必你们一定看过吧，不错，我就是这部戏的导演张某某，（鼓掌）可以了可以了。。

B：吃了吗，我尊敬的导演！大家上午好！感谢大家来参与我们的选拔，我们这次将会选出一些优秀的富有幽默感的演员来参与我们最新电影的拍摄，谁将会成为今天的幸运儿呢，是你，是你，还是你？呵呵，让我们拭目以待！

A：（害羞状）亲，过来坐吧~ A：（尴尬地笑了笑）哼哼，有请第一位面试者。

C：（风情万种，妖娆妩媚地走进来，给观众一个飞吻）哦，我亲爱的最爱的可爱的编剧，最帅气的王子殿下，我这个“性感女神”粉墨登场了！每个人一定都认识我，我姓黄名花菜，家住合肥市，二十岁还没定过亲。

B：黄花菜？的确很符合你无与伦比的气质，你父母真是足够了解你啊。

C：哦，真的吗，我也这么觉得呢！我知道我很美，你又那么帅，我们两真的是郎才女貌啊，如果我们在一起。。

B：（呕吐状后正色道）我谢谢你全家，我不是同性恋！亲爱的，展示一下你的才艺吧。

C：我需要你的帮助。二人开始跳舞。

B：（终于忍不住）你有完没完！（随即被C强吻后晕过去。）A：（气愤状）我去你大爷!(将C踢下场，看着B开始犯花痴）哦，怎么会有这么帅的人，看得我的心小鹿乱撞，我应该给他一个人工呼吸吗？

B：（突然惊醒）你，你做什么！

A：没什么没什么，你看今天的天空多蓝啊。B：额。。那就有请下一位！

D：大家好，人家天下无敌霹雳美少女是柔柔啦~（转个圈，作公主半蹲装，并开始跳舞。）

A：（不耐烦)行了行了。。（见没有反应）够了！

B：哇哦，好可爱的一个萌妹子，你给我们带来什么样的才艺展示呢？

D：嗯，今天呢，我为大家带来一首歌，叫《好一朵美丽的茉莉花》这是我唱给你听的，亲爱的王子。

A：这位小姐，时间有限，不要做跟表演无关的事。

A：（忍无可忍）够了！你唱的跟猫叫一样，听了晚上都要做噩梦，谁给你勇气站在这的！简直就在浪费我们的时间。

D：不，亲爱的编剧，不是这样的!B：哦，亲爱的，你的表现的确是很特别啊，不过很可惜，是特别的糟糕，你实在是浪费了你美丽的外表，我们要的是实力派的演员，而不是你这种花瓶。

D：实话告诉你，其实人家不在乎能不能成一名演员，人家在乎的是你啊，我最最亲爱的，能和你在一起才是最重要的，我敢打赌，只要我们在一起了，我们的宝宝一定会是全天下最美丽聪明的。。

A：我了个去！这位小姐，我们今天是场演员海选，不是你的相亲派对，我想你可能来错地方了！给我滚出去，别在这丢人现眼了！

B：你知道她是我的女人！

A：去你大爷的女人，你赶紧给我滚！D:(恨恨地走出去)A：看样子你很吃香啊，谁都为你而来，不论是女人，还是男人。B：呵呵，我从来没想过会是这样。

A：下一位，可不可以来个正常人，我快hold不住了。E：东风不来，三月的柳絮不飞，你的心如小小的寂寞的城，跫音不响，三月的春帷不揭，你的心如小小的窗扉紧闭。

A：请自我介绍一下。E：关于我的名字嘛。。等等，你知道《忐忑》吗？（A摇头，B点头）额。。没关系，那《The fox》呢？（A还是摇头，B点头）或者《万万没想到》？（A还是摇头，B还是点头，E走上前牵起B的手想要亲吻）知音啊知音，我真是太荣幸认识你了！我就知道你懂我！

A：（拍开E的手）你放开他!E：你居然连这些当代流行艺术都不知道，凭什么坐在这！A：你、、、你、、、你、、、E：好吧好吧，这些都不重要，你可以不知道它们，但你一定得知道我啊，将会赶上杨幂刘诗诗成为中国影坛最红的女星——赵彤！

A：我不在乎你以后会怎么样，我只想知道，你现在能带给我们什么。

E：这个好办！（转向B）帅哥，我需要你的帮助。BE开始跳舞。

A：你在干什么，我受不了了，你可以走了！（推了E一把，拉回B）

E：你这么粗鲁，你爸妈知道嘛？

A：我的天呐，我真的受不了了，怎么找一个优秀的演员那么难，这是天要亡我啊！你们三个，进来！

C：编剧，你喜欢我的舞蹈对不对？ D：编剧，你喜欢我的歌声对吗？ E：编剧，你喜欢我的表演是不是啊？ CDE：我们通过选拔了对不对？

A：额、、、非常感谢你们来到我们的海选现场，也给我们带来了很多另类的表演，但是，很不幸地告诉你们、、、（电话响，接电话）你好，什么？！今天的面试现场只来了他们三个人，你们是怎么做宣传的！我的天啊！你们三个，通过面试了、、、CDE：我们终于成功了，我们可以成超级巨星了！

A：等等，可是我们需要四个演员啊，如今只有三个，怎么办？ CDE：他可以加入我们！B：我？我不行不行。

A：他们说的对，你看看你，长得玉树临风，风流倜傥，人见人爱，花见花开，车见车爆胎！帅过刘德华，气死金城武，完胜谢霆锋，秒杀钟汉良，完全是男主角的最佳人选！

CDE：说的太对了，我们支持你！B：不行不行，我真的不行！

A：你确定？（抽出B的工资卡）还想不想要这个月的工资啦！B：导演导演，放轻松啦~这些都是毛毛雨啦~都听你的，都听你的，嘿嘿。。（一脸谄媚的笑）

A：温情电影《时间都去哪了》即将开机，请大家多多支持！面试结束了，三个奇葩演员，帅气的编剧和霸气的导演将会给我们带来什么样的精彩呢？

那一刻，他与她相遇，时光的笔尖流转，写下了世间最美的情诗。当爱情悄悄来临，能拥着你，成了我最大的幸福。我愿用一枚戒指，许下关于你未来永恒的承诺，亲爱的，嫁给我！（女儿出生，小时候）1+1=3，他们的爱情故事开始有了续集。（女儿青春期）当她拖着时间的尾巴快快长大，当没有硝烟的战争悄然打响，时间啊时间，你在哪里？岁月改变了鬓角的颜色，他守一座城，她开一扇门，等迷路的孩子回家。（女儿成年）时间哪也没去，它总是在哪里，陪她成长，伴他们变老，品那幸福酿的酒发出馥郁的香。父母不需要我们回报什么，只需要我们常回家看看就好，相守留住时间，可以留住幸福！

一起谢幕：愿我们都常回家看看可爱的爸妈，谢谢…………..

第五篇：英语搞笑话剧剧本

二人用版本

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……

Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces

加旁白1人属于4人用）

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born, the queen died.The queen married another queen.The stepmother was very jealous.She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：(Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen.I’m very beautiful.you see.If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her.I have a magic mirror.If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming.Your Majesty!What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes.Your Majesty!You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady.She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.四人用版本

Global warming

A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.A.It’s related to our correct answer.But it isn’t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It’s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……

B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it’s global cooling!

A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?

C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming?

B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don’t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees C.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can’t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!

A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.（4人版本）

Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing: Me too.I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case? Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!

Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!Ca: so do I.how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation? Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families? Wing&Ca: No Ci: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted.Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me.what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”

Ca: sure, here you are.what s next? Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together.be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it.shall I blend them? CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared.lets start!CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these? Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.Wing: God.Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!

CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life.Let’s cheers!Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!