第一篇：英语剧本3
四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）《新梁祝外传》
L:梁山伯
Z:祝英台
M:马文才
旁：旁白
旁：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“this is BBC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。
L: Yingtai，I love you so much and I‟ll miss you so much.！
Z: I love you, too!Don‟t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I‟ll marry you as soon as I‟m back.Wait for me just for two years.L: I‟ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z: I‟ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo 旁：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me? Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I‟m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you‟d better find a better girl.L: What? Pardon? Z: Because I‟ll get married.L: Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I‟ll give you some color to see see.I‟ll kill you!I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha 旁：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident;that all men are created equal.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.旁：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I‟m Liang Shanbo.I‟m here to kill you.Z: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.M: You!Get out of here.L: You!Get out of here!M: 电话来了。Hello, I‟m in wuhan.Ok ok I‟ll come right now Z: Please don‟t go.Just stay, please.He‟ll kill me.M: I know!But if I stay, he‟ll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典? M: Sorry, I‟m not good at 葵花宝典.I‟m just good at 新华字典。
Z: Oh, you liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me? L: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.Z:(sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you‟d love me forever.Don‟t kill me, ok? Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..L: No door!(sing)Where you go, whatever you say, I‟ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can‟t love you, the only choice is to kill you.Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn‟t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you！Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.L: hehehe Really? Z: Oh, of course.Please don‟t kill me！！
L: To kill or not to kill is a question.I don‟t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)L: You hear this.I „m sorry.But don‟t worry , I‟ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then we‟ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)(sing)
Z: 亲爱的你别杀我，杀了我你也没有好结果 L：亲爱的我也不想杀
可是大家非得要我杀
第二篇：英语剧本
剧本蛮搞笑的，单词也都是常见的，台词最多的是太子丹，啊三和荆轲，因为荆轲要求比较壮的，所以我选的角色是太子丹或者是啊三。大家看看这个剧本先，如果觉得还可以就选这个并看好自己要哪个角色，周四给我答复，如果觉得这个剧本不行的话就说一下，我们再找，不过要尽快哦！！
这个剧本里的主要角色有：荆轲，太子丹，啊三，嬴政，荆柯夫人，观众甲（负责一句台词和所有画外音）
旁白： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家里有很多疯狂的人，试图通过疯狂的方法展示疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客并被送去刺杀秦皇“嬴政”。但最后失败了。你想知道那个时候发生了什么事吗？OK，下面的视频会告诉你真相。
Action1 第一幕
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状)Thank u mirror!（面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是世界上最完美的男人？（画外音：是你，太子丹）谢谢你镜子！（面对观众）我是太子丹，神奇的镜子说我是世界上最具吸引力的男人，但嬴政是个爱嫉妒的家伙，我觉得如果镜子告诉了他真相，他会杀了我。我好害怕，我该怎么办？(向幕里大喊)我的大臣呢？
阿三(毕恭毕敬): Honey, I aming.宝贝，我在这里
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!我已经一次又一次的告诉过你你应该叫我“我最漂亮的，最优雅的，最帅的，最迷人的，最可爱的，最聪明的并且最亲爱的太子丹！”
阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）好的，宝贝。我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个英雄去杀嬴政。
太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensivemodity in this century? Talent!二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！(拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea But who is the right candidate?好主意，但谁才是好的人选呢？
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.经过筛选现在我手上有两个有希望的人选，一个是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们会为世界第一杀手的称号进行决斗。
太子丹：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
嗯，尽可能快的告诉我谁是胜利者OK?
阿三：Yes.好的
Action II第二幕
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲: Are you Li mochou?你是李莫愁吗？
李莫愁:Yes.荆轲 : OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.好的，我是荆轲，你知道的，我会让你知道我是杀手界的王
李莫愁Are you challenging me?你是在向我挑战吗？
荆轲
Off course!耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁Come on!
音乐起（人在江湖飘）
两人冲上前来
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?发生什么事了？为什么你没有受伤
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?
赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？
李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.妈妈经常跟我说：“生活就像一盒巧克力，莫愁，你永远不知道你将拿到哪一颗”我明白了，妈妈是对的。
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 我的天啊！你能对“你好吗？”这句话给我个新颖点的回答吗？
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?很好，谢谢你。你夫人好吗？
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!嘿朋友，我是开玩笑的
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
我也是来玩笑的（毕恭毕敬）能给我你的名片吗?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.英雄，我们需要帮助
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.你可以得到许多钱
荆柯：I am very busy now!我现在很忙
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?IC,ID,IQ卡？
荆柯：I am very very busy now!我现在非常非常忙
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.看，它是世界上最漂亮的女孩，如果你说好，她就是你的了。
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!我不得不说她是个非常性感，非常漂亮的女孩，但TCM是我唯一的爱
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?什么？什么是TCM？
荆柯;Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.嘿，家伙，你看起来很聪明为什么你不知道什么是TCM?他们中的任何一个人都可以告诉你答案
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?不好意思，什么是TCM
观众甲：TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.中国传统MM
太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.我必须出动我的王牌了。女士们，先生们，这是中国联合利华的一个品牌新产品“立顿纤体茶”
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.纤体茶？我已经梦想了上百次了，我的夫人总是威胁我说肉过我不能减肥成功的话她就会离开我
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it!（荆轲伸手拿著。啊三不肯放手）Do you really like? Really?你要吗？如果你要就说出来！你为什么保持沉默？为什么这样看我？虽然你的眼睛里很平静，但我很开心，你最后还是得说出来，拿着它。（荆轲伸手拿著。啊三不肯放手）你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
荆柯(诚恳状)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.告诉我我该怎么做？我会为你做任何事
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш 第三幕
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.英雄，我们已经来到易水河了
荆珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends就到这吧，再见，我的朋友们
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.我会想念你的，宝贝
荆珂：Darling, I love you.亲爱的，我爱你
妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!我爱你，对我来说，你比整个世界都重要
荆珂(流泪)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you
我爱你，哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你
妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.嗯，做一个男子汉，我会在这里等着你的
泰坦尼克号音乐
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise.亲爱的，你要帮我个忙，答应我活下去，无论发生什么事，无论多么没希望，你都不要放弃，现在就答应我，并且永远不要背弃它
妻子:“I promise.” 我答应
荆轲:“Never let go.永不背弃“
妻子:”I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I'll never let go." 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die.Nevere back.Never…… Never……
这是一个死亡的好日子，永远不要回来，永远，永远
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your ount.非常感谢你，我拿到一百万美金的人身保险后马上把五十万美金打到你的账户
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.The End
第三篇：英语剧本
SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人
音乐起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much;the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess.Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn‟t love the new queen, because she was cruel.One day, In the king‟s palace:
----白雪出场
S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?
音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场
Q: I am a queen , I‟m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful ?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white.猎 人 出 场
H: Yes, my queen
音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please!
白雪顺利脱逃后
S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.音乐起，7个小矮人出场，D: 1Look, somebody ate my food----
2Somebody drank my water----
3Someone is sleeping now----
4What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话
5How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!
D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----
welcome to our house!----
7Would you like to live here?
S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let‟s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.皇后、魔镜出场
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who‟s the most beautiful?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple，S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口后倒地
Q: The girl is dead!Hahaha…
小矮人出场、围着公主哭
Snow white wake up, wake up…
音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场
P: A beautiful girl!She shall be my queen!
王子唤醒公主，公主醒了
P：Wake up!Wake up , my queen!
S.w: Thank you for your help!
P: My pleasure!
音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
给你个大话西游的英文剧本吧~保证搞笑~
Big words of western tour（大话西游）Chapter 1
Site：The wedding
Characters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖
Aside: The story begins with a wedding.The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding.I am going to have a concubine.Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?
牛：Oh!She is not lovely anymore.She‟s right now at the Flame Mountain.She can do nothing about it!
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛：Let me introduce my brother to you!My bro!
Come here!This is my brother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)
牛：Zixia, listen to me.I think I „ve fallen in love with you once I know you.I want to show my sincerity.So I request you to marry me in front of my bros.This Pandora‟s Box is my gift to you.I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!
牛：What?
妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover.If you can pass it, I will shout up!
至：What‟s this? Really?
妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)
妖：Magic Sword?
牛：Let me do this!
(紫跑出，拾剑)
紫：It‟s not true!It‟s just a joke.It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!
(紫跑下)
妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……
(牛惊慌地跑下)
Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……
Chapter 2
Site: Bull King‟s back garden
Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞
（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）
至：Why are you hiding here?
(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)
至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think.But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly.Because I‟ve decided to tell lies, I‟ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
紫：I‟ll kill you if you come closer!
至：You should kill me!Kill me!I‟d found my best love, but I didn‟t treasure her.I left regretful after that.It‟s the ultimate pain in the world.Just cut my throat, please don‟t hesitate!If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words.“I love you”.If God wants to give a time limit, I‟ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!
（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）
紫：What can you tell your wife?
至：I have to tell her the truth.So I must get the Pandora‟s Box back.Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can‟t get the box back.I ……
紫：I help you!
至：No, it‟s dangerous!
紫：You don‟t want to?
至：I do!But ……
紫：I trust you!I‟ll get the Pandora‟s Box back tonight.Wait for me here at midnight.(猪喊)
至：Let me do something to my boss first.See you tonight.（依依不舍）
Aside: The night ……
Chapter 3
Site: Dungeon
Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧
猪和沙：Master, master
(两人同时悄声说)
猪：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I won‟t go.猪和沙：Stay here? Why?
唐：There‟re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures.This is because we‟re not united enough.So we let the devils do bad to us.That‟s fine.This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me;the outside world is just a bigger prison.You go out first.I have something to tell him.(猪和沙下)
唐：You come in and have a sit!
至：To be honest, I‟m not your disciple.I don‟t want to be your disciple.Master I know you‟re a good guy.Please let me go!
唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”?
至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?
唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……
(唐唱Only you)
至：Stop.Stop.I can‟t take this anymore, please stop ……
唐：Ohoh ……
至：Damn you, you … I‟ve said I can‟t take this anymore.Don‟t disturb or I‟ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me.Life and death are very minor.When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.Namonitabhaya …
(至跑走)
Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders‟ Cave with the Grapes.Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who‟s cut open won‟t die at once.He can still see.So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.After the Monkey King‟s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …
Chapter 4
Site: The Hole of Waterfall
Characters: 至尊宝、观音
至：Goddess.I‟m about to understand your words.I used my eyes to see in the past.What I was dying.I started using my heart to see this world.Then I could see all things clearly.That girl …has left a drop of tear in my heart.I felt her sorrow.观：Have you given up all things in human world?
至：Yes!Life and death is just minor!…… But I don‟t understand why can human‟s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years.What hatred is it?
观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.观：I want to warn you again.After wearing the gold ring, you‟re no longer a normal human.You can‟t have human desires anymore.If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller.It‟s very uncomfortable.至：OK.观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?
至：I had had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years!阿甘正传的片断
FORREST(voice-over)That Momma, she sure was right.It's funny how things work out.EXT.BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSEDAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone.FORREST(voice-over)And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself.FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump.I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out.Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket.FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got...EXT.BAYOUDAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat.The boat is old and rusty.Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck.It is a bunch of garbage and shells.Forrest picks up one shrimp.FORREST(voice-over)Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough.EXT.DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket.FORREST I only caught five.OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail.The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest.OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST(voice-over)I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of.Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat.The name is “Jenny.” FORREST(voice-over)The most beautiful name in the wide world.这里提供经典英文剧本,台词,字幕 http:// http://www.xiexiebang.com/viewthread.php?tid=82299&extra=page%3D6&page= http://www.xiexiebang.com/Article/ShowClass.asp?ClassID=13[话剧剧本]
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第四篇：英语剧本
英语剧本
第一幕
在歌剧《Haibal》的排练中，两位新来的剧团经理，来到剧院观看。剧团的台柱，女高音Carlotta正在唱歌的时候，突然一个沙袋从舞台顶上落下，只差一点点就可能砸死她。在演员们的惊呼之中，伴唱的姑娘们尖叫起来“是Phantom干的”。Carlotta又惊又气，拂袖下场，拒绝再唱。剧团芭蕾舞教练Giry太
太站出来…G:Oh,Itmustbethephantom,MA:Phantom?Iusedtothinkit'sonlyalegend.Whatshallwedo?
G:EverytimethereisaperformancetheNo5balconyshouldbeempty.Forit'hantom's.Andthe2millionfrancthatisgiventothephantomshouldbecontinued.Ortheaccidentshaenedtodaywon'tstop.MA:That'sabadnews.ButevenworseCarlottaourleadingactrealsoabadtemperwomanrefusetoplaytherole.G:Notverydifficult.Christinecantaketheplaceofher.MA:Christine?
G:Yes.Thoughsheis16inourtroupebutIlearnfrommydaughterthatsheislearningsingingfromasecretteacher.Andshesingsawonderfulvoice.MA:Ok…oksinceIhavenoideanow.Christinecouldhaveatry.《Haibal》的公演时，包箱里坐的子爵Raoul，也是歌剧院新的股东，发现剧里的女主角就是Christine，他年幼时的好朋友。演出结束以后，Raoul到后台见Christine并邀请她同进晚餐。Christine见到久别的好友虽然很高兴，但是她拒绝了Raoul的邀请，因为她的音乐教师，“音乐天使”，对她十分严格。Raoul离开后，Christine对镜卸妆的时候赫然发现Phantom从镜子里面显现出来。Christine被他牵引着，穿过镜子，仿佛走进了另一个世界。他们走下一层又一层的楼梯，坐船穿过歌剧院地下水池，最后来到Phantom所住的秘室。秘室的四周布满高大的烛台，里面的布置精制而高贵，但是既陈旧又破烂。在Phantom的钢琴声里，Christine的音乐课开始了。
P:IfindtheoneI'mlookingforeventually.Apersonwhocanunderstandmymusichasaeared.ChristineforthefirsttimeIseeherIknowsheistheoneI'mlookingfor.NowI'mmakingefforttopracticehertobethebestsingers.Onedayshewillbeabletosingmysonginthestage.CH:Whatamanheis.Healwayswearsamask.AndIknownothingabouthim.Hiame,hiackdrop,wherehecamefrom,onlyIknowthatheisagoodpersonandhelpmelot.Maybeheisugly.Howhelookslike?
……
P:No,Icaesurethatyouwon'tbeinterestinginit.Andyouneverhavechancetoseemyrealaearance.Ohit'salreadydaybreak.Youshouldgototheground.Ch:Bye
P:Ithinkwewouldmeetsoon.Somedayslater
G:whatisthemattermanager?Youlooksoworried.Ma:Aseriouroblem.Thephantomhadsentmealetter.G:what'sthecontent.MA:ItreadsthatheorderustoletChristinebetheleadingactreofthenewopera.G:itdoe'tseemsobadasIthink.MA:ButCarlottawon'tagree.G:Whatareyougoingtodonow.MA:IchooseCarlottaforsheismorefamouow.Andshewillofcoursemaketheoperasucceful.G:Willthephantomtakeactiontodosth?
MA:Ihopehe'dbetternot.Nowstrengthentheguard.It'sallIcando.在
第五篇：英语剧本……
A(衣衫褴褛）B（衣着光鲜）C小花D小草E椅子F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也
不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……
为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,pleasegivemeapieceofbread.thankyou,sir.I'mhungrytodie.B:getaway,getaway,dirtyman.A:sir,sir！
B:runaway,pleaserunaway.Ihavenofood,andIdon'thavemoney,either.C:hey,xiaoD,heiofoolish,i'the?
D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....pleaselistentome.....B:wa,whyareyousodisgusting！
C:hey,chair,doyoufeelthemaatonyouamomentagoisverystupid.E:ai,prettyflower,doyouknow,menarealwaysverysilly.D:yes,yes！
E:sir!youlostyourwallet!can'tyoubemoreclever?
F:goodmorning,everybody.I'majonrnistF.TodayIsawaveryweirdthing--achairopenhermouth,andtwomenarefrightenedtofaint.now,Iwillintenviewthetwonozzyman.B:wo,mygod,wo,my,mum.F:I'msorrytotellyouthismanhaeenmad.weneedn'ttakenoticeofhim.letmeinterviewtheotherman,hello,man,canyoutellmenwhydidn'tyoutellhimhelosthiswallet?
A:I'msorry,Idon'tknowhowtoeak“钱包”inenglish......F:dearaudience,throughthisthingwecanlearnthathowimprotantitistomasteryaforeignlanguage,andhowlagrethemoneyaffectus.isthatallright,chair?
E:yes,yes.C:ai,meniosilly.D:don'tbelieveus,itisjustafairlytale.刚刚小安告诉我“丢提瑞破特”原来是这样写的dutyreport……英语老师把班上69个人分成12组，一个组有5到6个人，每周大家坐一块讨论件事情，这周我们就打算做这个小话剧了，下次可能打算写个续集什么的。我就演那台词简单的小花，70604演台词最少的小草，马可可能演那个台词也很少但是却是真正意义上的主角的椅子，我们的续集的情节梗概都准备好了。准备写那个椅子被人们关注后
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