幽默英语脑筋急转弯大全

第一篇：幽默英语脑筋急转弯大全

搞笑英语脑筋急转弯

1.Why are people tired on April Fool's Day?(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

答：Because they have just had a long March.(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)

2.What weather do mice and rats fear?(老鼠害怕什么天气?)

答：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨)

3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters?(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场)

4.What question can never be answered by “yes”?(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

答：Are you asleep?(你睡着了吗)

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5.What tree is always very sad?(哪种树总是很伤心?)

答：Weeping willow.(垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

6.When can you get water with a net?(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

答：When water is turned into ice.(当水结成冰时)

7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

答：Smiles.Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

9.What question is that to which you must always answer “yes”? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

答：“What does y-e-s spell?”(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪? 答：In the darkness.在黑暗中。

1.What will you break once you say it?(什么东西一说出来就打破？)2.Will liars be honest after they die?(骗子死了之后会诚实吗？)3.What always goes up and never goes down?(什么东西只升不降？)4.Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?(男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？)

5.Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？)6.Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？)7.What is the smallest bridge in the world?(世界上最小的桥梁是什么？)8.What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?(北极与南极的区别是什么？)9.What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?(淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？)10.What bird lifts heavy things?(什么鸟能举起重物？)11.A ship can contain only fifty persons.Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it.At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship.The shipsinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么？)12.What's the poorest bank in the world?(世界的最贫穷的银行是什么？)13.What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月？)答案Answers: 1.Silence.(沉默)2.No, they won’t.They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。)3.Your age.(你的年龄)4.He wants to have a hot dog.(他想要一条热狗。)5.Because someone will give her away.(因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)6.It has the most stories.(它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)7.The bridge of a nose.(鼻梁)8.A whole world.(整个世界。a world of difference 天壤之别)

9.They want to make faces.(make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)10.Crane.(鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)11.Because is a pigboat.(那是潜水艇。pigboat，潜水艇)12.The river bank。(河岸。)13.March。(行军。)

1.What will you break once you say it? 什么东西一说出来就打破？ 2.Will liars be honest after they die? 骗子死了之后会诚实吗？

3.What always goes up and never goes down? 什么东西只升不降？

4.Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? 男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？ 5.Why can a bride hide nothing? 为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？ 6.Why is the library the highest building? 为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？ 7.What is the smallest bridge in the world? 世界上最小的桥梁是什么？

8.What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? 北极与南极的区别是什么？

9.What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? 淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？ 10.What bird lifts heavy things? 什么鸟能举起重物？

11.A ship can contain only fifty persons.Now there is already forty-nine persons in it.At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship.The ship sinks.Why? 有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船,船就沉了。为什么? 12.Why is the comet like Micky Mouse? 为什么是彗星像米老鼠？

13.Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? 谁跟你比较亲密,你的妈妈或你的爸爸? 14.What's the poorest bank in the world?

世界的最贫穷的银行是什么? 15.What month do soldiers hate? 军人憎恨什么月? 16.An old woman has lived in one-story house before.Her body is very short.Afterwards,she moves into a big building and lives in the ninth story.However, when she comes back home each time,she always takes an elevator to the sixth story and gets off,then she walks to the ninth story.Why? 有位老妇人,从前住平房,并且个子非常矮,后来她搬进了一个很高的楼里,住在第九层,但是她每次回家,她总是乘电梯到第六层就下来,然后走到第九层.为什么?

答案： 1.Silence.沉默

2.No, they won't.They lie still after they die.不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。3.Your age.你的年龄

4.He wants to have a hot dog.他想要一条热狗。5.Because someone will give her away.因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎 6.It has the most stories.它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层 7.The bridge of a nose.鼻梁

8.A whole world.整个世界。a world of difference 天壤之别 9.They want to make faces.make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面

10.Crane.鹤。Crane鹤，举重机

11.Because is a pigboat.那是潜水艇。pigboat,潜水艇 12.Because it is a star with a tail.因为它是有尾巴的星星。13.Mom is closer, because Dad is father（farther）.因为爸爸是父亲 , 所以妈妈比较靠近。14.The river bank.河岸。15.March.行军.16.Because she was too short to press the ninth button.她太矮了不能按到第九层的按钮.Q:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail.It carries its house on its back.因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？

Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day.一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake.怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。

1）----Who is closer to you，your mom or your dad ?(爸爸和妈妈谁和你更近？）

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（2）----What fruit is never found singly ?(什么水果永远不会是单个的？）

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（3）----Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ?(年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）

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注: 以上脑筋急转弯泛采用了同音词（homonyms）:（1）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远）（2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一对），（3）“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸）http://www.xiexiebang.com（4）Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(为什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的东西？）——

（5）Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）——

（6）What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么东西即使放在冰箱里也热？）——

注: 以上脑筋急转弯大量运用了双关语（puns）：

（4）“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”；

（5）“cool”可表示“冷的、凉的”，也可指“棒、时髦、美妙的”；（6）“hot”有两个意思：“热”、“辣”。

第二篇：幽默脑筋急转弯及答案

餐厅里，有两对父子在用餐，每人叫了一份70元的牛排，付帐时只付了210元，为什么？

小白买了一盒蛟香，平均一卷蛟香可点燃半个小时。若他想以此测量45分钟时间，他该如何计算? 什么饼不能吃? 长4米,宽3米,深2米的池塘,有多少立方米泥? 什么数字减去一半等于零? 在一辆营运中的巴士里，买票的只有三分之一，可是售票员和司机却都无动于衷，乘客中没有小孩，也没有司机与售票员的朋友，并且也没有持月票的人，这是为什么？ 8个人吃8份快餐需10分钟,16个人吃16份快餐需几分钟? 什么东西制造期和有效日期是同一天的？

你爸爸和你妈妈生了个儿子，他既不是你哥哥又不是你弟弟，他是谁？

把一副拿去大，小王，还剩52张的扑克牌仔细洗好，然后分成各26张的a，b两堆。如果这样分上一万次，那么请问该有多少次a堆中的黑牌与b堆中的红牌相等？ 50块糖分给10个小朋友,数目不同,不可把糖块截断,能不能分? 阿勇做事总是拖泥带水，但上级部门总是表彰他，这是为什么？ 什么英文字母最多人喜欢听呢? 什么地方的路最窄？

有半瓶酒，瓶口用软木塞塞住，在不敲碎瓶子，不准拔去木塞，不准在塞子上钻孔的情况下，怎样喝到瓶子里的酒？

今天下午到旺角看电影，到了旺角，半个人也看不见，为什么？ 什么鱼不能吃？

生米煮成熟饭怎么办？

上面是毛，下面是毛，晚上毛挨毛。人体一器官。如果动物园失火了，最先逃出来的哪一种动物？

情人卡、生日卡、大大小小的卡，到底要寄什么卡给女人，最能博得她的欢心呢？ 如果你想美梦成真首先要做什么？ 两个人分五个苹果，怎么分最公平？ 为什么白鹭莺总是缩着一只脚睡觉？

失恋的黄先生在一个月黑风高的晚上,走上街头,迎面过来飞车,他站在两个车灯中间,车子呼啸而过,人竟毫发无损,为什么? 如果你有一双翅膀你会做什么？ 谁是百兽之王？

化妆品可以使女人的脸变得美丽，可是会使哪些人的脸变得非常难看？

小明拿了一百元去买一个七十五元的东西，但老板却只找了五元给他，为什么？ 什么东西越洗越脏？ 123是什么? 农夫养１０头牛，只有１９只角，为什么？

肥太太体重惊人，她丈夫要她减肥，可是有一天，她去称体重，指针指向了零，可他丈夫还是要她减肥，为什么？

一只猫看见老鼠拔腿就跑，为什么？ 爆炸后，爬起来见到的第一个人是谁？ 有一位女士离婚数次 打一四字成语？ 为什么母鸡都是短腿？

为什么有一个人经常从十米高的地方不带任何安全装置跳下？

小张开车，不小心撞上电线杆发生车祸，警察到达时车上有个死人，小张说这与他无关，警察也相信了，为什么？

小明知道试卷的答案，为什么还频频看同学的？

【 答案：这是祖孙三人 】 【 答案：先将一卷蚊香的两端点燃，同时将另一卷蚊香的一端点燃，等两端全点燃的蚊香全不燃尽时，再将只点了一端的那盘蚊香的另一端点燃，燃尽，这样恰好用了45分钟。】 【 答案：铁饼 】

【 答案：池塘是空的，没有泥。】 【 答案：车里只有一位乘客 】 【 答案：还是10分钟 】 【 答案：日报 】

【 答案：是你自己呀。】 【 答案：全相等 】

【 答案：不能，因为“1+2+3.....+10”= 】 【 答案：他是泥瓦匠 】 【 答案：cd 】

【 答案：冤家路窄 】

【 答案：把塞子推到瓶里去 】 【 答案：人是没有半个的。】

【 答案：木鱼 】

【 答案：吃掉 】 【 答案：眼睛 】 【 答案：人 】

【 答案：信用卡 】 【 答案：榨成果汁 】

【 答案：缩两只脚就会跌到 】 【 答案：醒来 】

【 答案：迎面而来的是两辆并排而行的摩托车 】

【 答案：到医院 】

【 答案：动物园的园长 】

【 答案：付钱的男人 】

【 答案：他只给了80元。】

【 答案：水 】 【答案：是数字 】

【答案：有一头是犀牛 】

【 答案：指针都转了一圈后再指向零，当然要减了。【 答案：很正常啊，猫在追老鼠呀。】 【 答案：阎王爷。】

【 答案：站着下蛋时，离地高容易打破蛋。】 【 答案：前公（功）尽气。】

【 答案：跳水运动员 】

【 答案：他开的是送尸体的车子 】 【 答案：小明是老师 】

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第三篇：英语脑筋急转弯

Brainteasers stories 1 The Two Presidents The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States had the same mother and the same father, but were not brothers.How could this be so?(They were the same man.Grover Cleve-land(1837~1908)格罗弗.克利夫兰 served two terms as president of the United States, but the terms were not consecutive.He was president from 1885 to 1889 and from 1893 to 1897.)

2.What’s Wrong with the Radio?

A young girl was listening to the radio.Suddenly it went off for a minute and then came back on again.There was nothing wrong with the radio or with the program transmission from the radio station转播台.She did not touch the radio controls按钮.Why did it go off and on?(The girl was listening to the radio in her father’s car.The car drove through a tunnel and reception was temporarily interrupted.)

3.The Man in the Bar A man walked into a bar and asked the barman for a glass of water.They had never met before.The barman pulled a gun from under the counter and pointed it at the man.The man said “Thank you” and walked out.Why should that be so?(The man had hiccups打嗝.The barman recognized this from his speech and drew the gun to give the man a shock.It worked and cured the hiccups, so the man was grateful(and no longer needed the water.)

4.The Last Message 遗言

A man was found shot dead in his study.He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand.There was a cassette recorder on his desk.When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard, “I can’t go on.I have nothing to live for毫无牵挂.”Then there was the sound of a gunshot.How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered?(The cassette had started at the beginning of the man’s utterance.Who could have rewound it?)

5.Playing Tennis Two men were playing tennis.They played five sets and each man won three sets.How did they do this?(The two men were partners playing doubles.)

6.Growing Younger

Ben was 20 years old in 1980 but only 15 years old in 1985.How come?(Ben was born in the year 2000B.C.So in 1985 B.C.he was 15 and in 1980B.C.he was 20.7.Fishing Rod James ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56.Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules there forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported.The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod

be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally 完美主义者James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!(Insert the fishing rod into a box which measures 4 feet on all sides, the fishing rod will fit within the diagonal 对角线 of the box with room to spare.)

8.Letter and Square位置

Here is a word, it goes like this.The letter M comes before B.E is before R and after B.U is after N.B is in the No.four square before E.Do you know the word?(Number)

9.Days of the Week Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday or Sunday?(Yesterday, today, tomorrow)

10.Invisible apple There are 20 people in an empty square room.Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body or moving in any way(other than eyes.)Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?(Place the apple on one person’s head.)

11.Ancient Invention There is an ancient invention still used in many parts of the world today that allows people so see through walls.What is it?(window)

12.Look at the Photo A man remembered the question he once pursued, when he looked at the photo and sighed, “Neither brothers nor sisters I have, but the father of this man was the son of my father.” Who was the person in the photo?(The man on the photo was his son.)

13.How Many People

On the way to the bank, Mr.Green met three of his friends.Each of them had his wife with him and each of the ladies had two babies in her arms… How many people are going to the bank?(Only Mr.Green, the other people may not be going to the bank.)

14.How to New York?

It usually takes a man two days to travel from San Francisco to New York by car.But Mr.Black left San Francisco on Friday and arrives on the same Friday.How could he do it?(He took a plane.)Keep from Drowning

Imagine you’re about to take a bath in a sound proof bathroom.There are no windows.There’s only one door, and it locks automatically from outside when shut.You shut the door, turn on the water in the bathtub.Suddenly you discover something wrong with the faucets.(水龙头)You can’t turn off the water!What to do? If you call for help no one will hear you because of the soundproof walls.You can’t get out because the door is locked from the outside.How can you keep from drowning?(Pull out of the stopper of the drain.拔排水孔的塞子)

16.The Blood on the Roof

Tissue dropped in with his friend, Jack, to find him sleeping on the couch with the TV turned on.He saw fresh blood on the ceiling above his head, and checked with Jack(after waking him)to make sure everything was OK.Everything was, indeed, fine.Why was Jack’s blood on the ceiling, but nowhere else?(Jack had swatted a mosquito that had bitten him while he attempted to get some sleep.)

17.A Doctor and a Bus Driver

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah.The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week.Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples.Why?(An apple a day keeps the doctor away!)

18.The Dirt in Hole

How much dirt is in a round hole that is 9 feet deep with a diameter of a3 feet?

Hint: You don’t have to do any math to get the answer.Just use your head!(None.You make a hole by digging out the dirt, so the hole is empty.)

19.The Girl in One-way Street A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn’t break the law.How come?(She was walking.)

20.Death in a Field A man is lying dead in a field.Next to him is an unopened package.There is no other creature in the field.How did he die?(The man had jumped from a place, but his parachute had failed to open.It was the unopened package by his side.)

21.The Goal, Carrot and Scarf

Five pieces of coal, a carrot, and a scarf are lying on the lawn.Nobody put them on the lawn, but there is a perfectly logical reason for their being there.What is it?(They were used by children who made a snowman.The snow has now melted.)

22.The Magician and Children

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water.His record was 6 minutes.A kid that was listening said, “That’s nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $10000.The kid did it and won the money.Can you figure out how?(The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.)

23Electric Trains

An electric train is traveling northwest at 95 miles per hour, and the wind is blowing southwest at 95 miles per hour.In which direction does the smoke blow?(There isn’t any smoke.It’s an electric train.)

24.A House in Forest Hiking in the mountains, you walk past a large field and camp a few miles farther on, at a stream.It snows in the night, and the next day you find a cabin in the field with two dead bodies inside.What happened? Variant wording: A cabin, on the side of a mountain, locked from the inside, is opened, and 30 people are found dead inside.They had plenty of food and water.What happened?(It’s the cabin of an airplane that crashed there because of the snowstorm.)小屋就是飞机的机舱。

25.The Ball Flies Back

How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if doesn’t hit anything, there is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it?(Throw the ball straight up in the air.)

26.The Blind Buys Sunglasses

There’s a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.Now, if there’s a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?(He opens his mouth and says: “I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses.”)

27.A Coin in Bottle

If you put a coin in an empty bottle and insert and a cork into the neck of the bottle, how could you remove the coin without taking the cork out or breaking the bottle?(Push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out.)

28.The Fugitive in Theatre 剧场里的通缉犯

A man was on the run from the police.He was relaxing, watching a play in a crowded theatre.Suddenly he noticed that detectives were closing in on him from all directions and were covering

all exits.But finally, he did manage to escape from it.How did he escape?(The fugitive leapt up and shouted, “Fire, fire.” Pandemonium broke out and the audience all rushed for the exits.He easily escaped in the confusion.)

29.A Dog Was Crossing River

Jake was standing on one side of the river, and his dog Scruffy was standing on the other side.“Come on, Scruffy!Come, boy!” shouted Jake.Scruffy crossed the river, ran to Jake, and got a treat for a good dog.The amazing thing was that Scruffy didn’t even get wet!

How did Scruffy do that?

30.Go To the Movies with Friends

If you go to the movies and you’re paying this, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?(It’s cheaper to take two friends at the same time.In this case, you would only be buying three tickets, whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets.)

31.The Height of Tree

A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years.How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?(9 years)

32.Weightlifting Bird举重的鸟

What bird can lift the heaviest weight?(crane)

33.The Longest Word in the English What is the longest word in the English language?(Smiles.There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)

34.Name 1.What do you call a fish with no eyes? 2.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 3.What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?(1.fsh

2.No idea.3.Still no diea.35.What word? There is a common English word that in nine letters long.Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word-----from nine letters right down to single letter.What is the original word and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?(The base word is Startling—starting---staring----string---sting---sing----sin----in---I.36.20 and 22 Why is 2 times 10 the same as 2 times 11?(乘以)(Because 2 times 10 is twenty and 2 times 11 is twenty-two.(twenty, too.)

37.A Word of Three Letters I know a word of three letters, add two and fewer there will be?(fewer)

38.Family Sport Three brothers share a family sport: A non-stop marathon.The oldest one is fat the short;And trudges slowly on;The middle brother’s tall and slim;And keeps a steady pace;The youngest runs just like the wind;Speeding through the race.“He’s young in years, we let him run,” The other brothers say, “Cause though he’s surely number one.He’s second, in a way.” Why?(The hands on a clock hour, minute, and second.)

39.Below the Shining Moon 沐浴在月光之下

Down below the shining moon.Around the trees, a sacred gloom, Running with the midnight sky, Knowing the thing that makes you cry, Night is full with my essence, Eternal light betrays my presence, Soaring through my endless task, Shadows are my faithful mask, Who am I ? 我沐浴在月光之下，一种神圣的阴霾的笼罩着树林，我与午夜的天空赛跑，我知道让你哭喊的事物，黑夜中，我无处不在，而永久的光明忽视了我的存在，我在没有尽头的任务中翱翔，影子是我忠实的面具，你能猜到我是什么吗？（darkness）

40.Never Get Me Back I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still, I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.You look at me often and yet you always forget me, I am the most feared killer, yet you can’t live without me.Sometimes you have me for all to spare, Yet when you need me, I am not there.You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track, But once you’re done you can never get me back.Who am I? 当你想要我停留的时候，我静静地飞快流逝； 如果你想把我填满，我走得又很缓慢二谨慎。你经常看见我，却有总是忘记我。

我是最恐怖的杀手，但是你不能没有我。有时你有了我，就省掉一切，但是你需要我的时候，我却不在你的身边。

你可以把我浪费，也可以对我倍加珍惜，这是你的选择。但是你放弃了我，就再也无法把我找回。猜一猜，我究竟是谁呢？（Time）

41.I am Slim and Tall I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing.很有吸引力

They touch me and I give a false good feeling.虚幻的美妙感觉 Once I shine in splendor，But only once and then no more.For many I am “to die for”.他们会为我献身 What am i?(cigarette)

42.Some Houses There was a green house, Inside the green house there was a white house, Inside the red house there was a red house, Inside the red house there were lots of babies.What am I ?

(A watermelon)

第四篇：英语脑筋急转弯

英语脑筋急转弯：

1.What kind of table has no legs ?

timetable时间表

2.What has two legs but can’t walk ?

圆规compasses 筷子chopsticks 3.What is the worst weather for cats and mice?

When it's raining cats and dogs 下大雨 4.What star is not seen in the sky? Pop stars/popular stars 当红明星 5.What question can never be answered by “Yes”? Are you asleep? 6.What is taken from you before you get it ?

time

7.What is the smallest bridge in the world ? The bridge of a nose.鼻梁 8.What is the best and cheapest light ?

Sunlight 日光 9.What has a neck but no throat?

bottle 10.What letter is a question? Letter Y

1.From what number can you take half and leave nothing? 2.what two words have thousands of letters in them? 3.what 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? 4.what kind of dog never bite? 5.where does afternoon always come before morning? 6what is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals? 7.what number gets bigger when you turn it upside down? 【参考答案】 1,8 2,dictionary 3,sixth 4,hotdog 5,nowhere 6,eye 7,6

2.Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 4.Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights? 6.What can pierce one's ears without a hole? 7.What's the longest word in the world? 8.Why does time fly? 9.Where can a dog get another tail? 10.what room has no walls, no doors, no windows and no one to live in? 11.Where does afternoon always come before morning? 【参考答案】

2.They don't want to be hot-dog.4、The cold war is over.6、Noice.7.Smiles.Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.8.To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.9.At a retail store.10.A mushroom 11.In a dictionary

1.What has four eyes but cannot see? 2.What do vampires do at midnight? 4.What can you catch but cannot throw? 5.What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth? 7.What has a tongue but cannot talk? 10.What is yours but is used by others more than by yourself? 11.What goes through a door but never comes in or goes out? 13.What can go through water but never get wet? 14.What kind of leaves doesn’t fall in Autumn? 15.What kind of house weights least? 16.What kinds of keys are too large for your pocket? 17.Where do ghost like to swim? 18.Why did the ghost go to the astrologer? 19.Was Dracula ever married? 20.Why did the policeman arrest the ghost? 21.Why did the pickle close its eyes? 22.What starts with “e” ends with “e” and contains only one letter 23.If you were pushed down a flight of stairs, what would you fall against? 24.What has eyes but can't see 25.What has fingers but can't type? 26.What has ears but can't hear? 27.What has arms but can't hug? 28.What has a head and a foot but no body? 29.What has a mouth but never smiles? 30.What has a face but no head? 31.What has leaves but isn't a tree? 32.What has eyes but can't see? 33.What has legs but can't walk? 35.Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds.Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts.How many cigars will he be able to smoke? 36.If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room that contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first? 37.Make a five-letter word from these letters: H, I, J, K, L, M, N AND O

【参考答案】 1.Mississippi 2.Take a coffin break 4.A Cold 5.A mirror 7.A shoe 10.Your name 11.A keyhole 13.Sunlight 14.The leaves of the book 15.The lighthouse 16.Donkeys, monkeys, and turkeys 17.In the death see 18.Because he wants to see his horoscope 19.No, he was a bat-chelor 20.Because the ghost did not have a hunting licence.21.Because it sees the salad dressing.22.An envelope 23.Fall against your will 24.A potato 25.Gloves 26.Corn 27.Chair 28.Bed 29.River 30.Clock 31.Book 32.Potatoes 33.Table 35.6 36.The match of course!37.Water(H2O)

1.Have you heard the saying: what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes down? 2.My thunder comes before my lightning.My lightning comes before my rain.My rain dries up all the land it touches.What am I? 3.You can see it, but you can't touch it.It may disappear, but has never really left you.It grows throughout the day.What is it? 4.What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters? 5.I have holes on the top and bottom.And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water.I have holes on my left and on my rig.What am I? 6.A word I know, six letters it contains, Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.What is the word? 7.What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? 8.What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in? 9.Light as a feather, there is nothing in it;the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute? 10.What two words have the most letters in it? 【参考答案】 1.your age 2.I'm a Volcano（火山）3.shadow 4.Eat or Ate 5.a sponge（海绵）6.dozens 7.a river 8.a keyboard 9.breath 10.post office

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 2.Why is the letter E so important? 3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other? 4.What letter is an animal ? 5.What letter is a question? 6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 7.How do you feel today? 8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 9.Why do people wish for something they haven't got? 10.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? 11.What does everybody do at the same time? 12.What resembles half a pie? 13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 14.When do people have two mouth? 15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 16.How many sides does a circle have? 17.What animal can jump as high as a tree? 18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 21.If two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five? 22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home.How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 24.What falls often but never gts hurt? 25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise? 26.Which month has 28 days? 27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? 28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? 30.Why do giraffes have long neck? 31.How can you make 6 out of three 7's? 32.How can you make 6 out of three 5's? 33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8's? 34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S.in ten seconds? 35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? 36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? 37.How do you know policemen are strong ? 38.With which hand do you write? 39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?

【参考答案】

1.Because it makes fat fact!2.Because it's the begining of everything!3.Because there is love between them!4.It's the letter B!5.It's the letter Y!6.Because it's in the midst of fun!7.With my hands ,of course!8.Take a longer rope and compare with it!9.What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!10.He didn't cheat!11.Grow old!12.The other half!13.Santa Claus 圣诞老人

14.When there's two of them 有两个人时!15.They don't know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!16.Two.The inside and the outside!17.All animals,for trees can't jump!18.Sleep at night!19.At the bottom!20.Wet!21.Nine!22.They planted peech trees!23.He walked in the other direction!24.Snowflakes!25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!26.Every month has at least 28 days!27.One's appetite!28.From a hen!29.He fell off the last step!30.Because their heads are far from their bodies!31.easy.7-7/7=6!32.easy.5+5/5=6!33.easy.8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!34.Washinton,D.C.!35.The police officer was a lady!36.Because it can't see both sides at once.37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!38.Neither.I use a pen!39.Borrow the book from library.英语单词变换：

要求去掉括号内单词中的一个字母，使其成为一个新的单词完成句子。1.Let's go to school by_______(busy)2.Where are Tom and Tim_____?(know)3.Thank you______much!(every)4.It's time_______breakfast,children.(four)5.May I have a look at your new_______?(open)6.Miss Wang has a lovely black_____(coat)7.______English teacher is from Canada.(hour)8.---Where's my new kite?---It's_______the wall.(one)Answer：

1.Bus 2.Now 3.Very 4.For 5.Pen 6.Cat 7.Our 8.On

填入一个单词，使整首诗意思完整。____ is greater than God.____ is more evil than the Devil.The poor have ____.The rich need ____.If you eat ____, you will die.Yes, the key is “ nothing”.Nothing is greater than God.Nothing is more evil than the Devil.The poor have nothing.The rich need nothing.If you eat nothing, you will die.(1)联合国的英文缩写：

(2)中华人民共和国的英文缩写：(3)英国的英文缩写：(4)美国的英文缩写：

(1)UN(2)PRC(3)UK(4)U.S.A.说出下列类型的单词，看谁说得多： 1.学习用品： 2.颜色： 3.动物： 4.水果： 5.Body: 6.Fruit: 7.Food:

第五篇：英语脑筋急转弯

英语脑筋急转弯

1.What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors? A mushroom.(蘑菇)2.What is smaller than an insect's mouth? Anything it eats.3.What large instrument do you carry in your ears? Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)4.What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? A secret.5.What person tried to make you smile most of the time? A photographer.6.What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat? A kitten.(小猫)7.What surprising things happen every 24 hours? Day breaks, but doesn't fall;night falls, but doesn't break.8.What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth? An echo.(回声)9.What do you know about the kings of France? They are all dead.10.What question can you never answer 'yes“ to” Are you asleep? 11.Why do some old people never use glasses? They must prefer bottles to glasses.12.Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house? Because the instructions on the paint can say “Put on two coats for best results.” 13.What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.14.What do workers do in a clock factory? They make faces all day.15.What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? Sixty.16.When do you go as fast as a racing car? When you are in it.17.How many sides does a house have? Twoinside and outside.18.What never asks any questions but always gets answers? A doorbell.19.Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America? On his feet.20.When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did? He got wet first of all.21.Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? I myself.22.What has teeth but cannot eat? A comb.23.What kind of man can raise things without lifting them? A farmer.24.Why does time fly?

To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.25.Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.26.What animal eats and drinks with its tail?

All do.No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.27.What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks? A river.28.What kind of dog never bite? A hot dog.29.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? Because it can't sit down.30.What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man? It's nice not to see you again.31.What wears a cap but has no head? A bottle.32.What rises in the morning and waves all day? A flag.33.What is an astronomer?(天文学家)? A night watchman with a college education.34.How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.35.What is wind? Air in a hurry.36.What comes after the letter “A”? All the other letters.37.What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? Teapot.38.What word can you make shorter by adding to it? Short.39.What person does every man take his hat off to? A barber.40.Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school? Because he wants to go to high school.41.What can you swallow that can also swallow you? Water.42.What's the difference between a hill and a pill? A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.43.Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington? Because he's dead.44.A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl.The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left.Why? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.45.What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you? Nothing.Because I'm a woman.46.What always travels on foot? A shoe.47.Where can happiness always be found? In the dictionary.48.What is higher without a head than with a head? A pillow.(枕头)49.Why don't you advertise for your lost dog? He can't read.50.On which side does a bird have the most feathers? The outside.51.What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? Cool!52.What is never used until it's broken? An egg.53.What's a skeleton?(骨架)It's a lot of bones without the person on them!54.What is dark but made by light? A shadow.55.What can you break with only one word? Silence.56.What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? The light.57.A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket.Why? Because the truck driver was walking.58.Where can milk be best stored? In a cow.59.Which can move faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch cold easily.60.What's the hardest thing about learning skating? The ice.61.What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? A map.62.What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? The temperature.63.What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? It never eats.64.Why is writing called handwriting? If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.65.If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do? Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.66.How many great men have been born in London? None.Only babies.67.When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? When you have a hole in your pocket.68.The greater it is, the less it can be seen.What is it? Darkness.69.The more you take away, the bigger I become.What am I? A hole.70.Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life? A priest.(牧师)