第一篇：英语剧本 逃课
Skipping Class 6人剧本。《逃课》，绝对适合大学生的剧本，讲述逃课的故事。Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes 安妮塔：不明白为什么学生喜欢逃课
Kevin: Treats ―skipping classes‖ as the principle of university life 凯文：将“逃课”为理念的大学生活
Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it 肯：想逃课却不敢做的
Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes 杰森：总是要求自己不逃课
Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class 史提芬：总是给自己一个好的借口逃课 Rita: A professional class skipper 丽塔：一个专业的逃课者
——————————————————————————– Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Nanjing Insititute of Industry Technology students.They are good friends.One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)安妮塔，凯文，Ken，杰森，史提芬，和丽塔都是南工院的学生。他们是好朋友。有一天，肯和杰森在去教室的路上相遇。Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class.The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.肯：你为什么迟到？而且，你只是错过了最后一课。老师给我们的期中考试的重点。
Jason: Oh, shoot!I just missed it.Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? 杰森：Oh, shoot!我错过了。你能借给我你的笔记，让我可以拷贝一份吗？
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class.You promised me that you would be in class on time today.肯：当然，如果你给我一个好理由，为什么你错过了。你答应过我你会准时上课的。
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word.The problem is that I have the ―English‖ test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning.Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.杰森：相信我，我想遵守承诺的。问题是，我今天有“英语”的测试，我是复习它直到今天早上三点。后来我又睡着了，醒来时已经是今天早上十点了。
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.肯：你学习到凌晨三点？为什么呢？你昨天下午在做什么？我知道你从昨天下午四点就是闲着的。
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
杰森：嗯，我遇到了我的一个老朋友，我们只是聊得太长… Ken: For God’s sake!Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination? 肯：看在上帝的份上！你难道不在乎下星期的期中考试吗？ ——————————————————————————– Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom.And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)安妮塔，史提芬和凯文都在教室的前面互相交谈。而且，安妮塔试图阻止史提芬和凯文逃课。Anita: Hey, we’ll have the ―English‖ class in a few minutes.Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.安妮塔：嘿，还有几分钟我们就要上英语课了。你去哪儿？别告诉我你打算与杰森一起。
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend.Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.史提芬：我会为我的好朋友做任何事。当然，我要和给我的好朋友难堪的家伙争辩。
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business.You’ll get yourself in trouble.Don’t you know it? …
安妮塔：你总是喜欢管别人的闲事。你会惹上麻烦。你不知道吗？… Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him.He will not listen to you.Just leave him alone.By the way, I am still waiting for your decision.Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow? 凯文：安妮塔，不要难过。他不会听你的，就别管他了。顺便说一句，我仍然在等待你的决定。你要跟我一起去听音乐会吗？ Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it.What time tomorrow? 安妮塔：哦，对不起，我几乎忘了它。明天什么时间？
Kevin: Two o’clock.I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin.Oh, how wonderful!凯文：二点。我迫不及待地想见到我喜欢的明星–蔡依林。哦，多么美好！
Anita: wait a minute.We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon.Are you out of your mind? 安妮塔：请稍等。我们明天下午有数学课。你疯了吗？
Kevin: Well, I’m not.Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.凯文：嗯，我不是。但我认为我们可以从别人那里直接抄笔记。Anita: No, this is a very important class.And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.安妮塔：不，这是一堂非常重要的课。如果你不听你讲永远不会理解上课的内容。
Kevin: To me it makes no difference.Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about.Besides, who likes the boring class.凯文：对我来说没有什么区别。即使我在班里我也永远不会明白老师在讲什么。此外，谁喜欢上枯燥的课？
——————————————————————————– Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the school canteen.At the same time, Rita is walking to the school canteen from the dorm.They meet in front of the laboratory.)在微积分课，安妮塔在去学校食堂的路。同时，丽塔从宿舍走到学校食堂。他们在实验室前见。
Rita: Here I am.Look, I did what I promised.I am a good girl, not skipping classes.丽塔：看，我在这里。我做了我的承诺。我是一个不逃课的好女孩。Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class.You skipped the first four classes this morning.Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.安妮塔：你在说什么？这是第五节课。你逃了今天早上的一到四节课。昨天你保证你不会逃任何一节课的。
Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.丽塔：我有吗？我们上午没有课啊，我们装作在星期三下午。Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day.Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class? 安妮塔：对不起，能再说一遍吗？今天是星期四，我们有一整天的课。此外，你今天早上没有碰见我们去上课了吗？ Rita: I thought you were going to the library.丽塔：我还以为你去图书馆了。
Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.安妮塔：你现在神经错乱了，因为你已经逃了太多，太多的课。Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.丽塔：你为什么这么说？我知道我们明天有计算机程序的考试 Anita: You are incurable.The test was this morning!安妮塔：你是没救了。考试是今天早上!Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other.They are talking about how to skip a class.)肯恩和丽塔互相交谈。他们正在讨论如何逃课。Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance.Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent.I think I am really unlucky.肯：我想知道为什么你的微积分教授从不出席。然而，每一次我逃课，我的教授总是知道我不在场。我想我真是倒霉。
Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.丽塔：好吧，你会知道我现在要告诉你，我的三个好建议。Ken: What are they? 肯：是什么？
Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.丽塔：现在借给我你的耳朵–首先，无论你是否逃课，你会不及格的课程。
Ken: How do you know that I will not pass? 肯：为什么你会知道我不会及格？
Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult.I don’t believe you can pass it.丽塔：微积分是非常难的，我不相信你能及格。Ken: Maybe you are right.What else? 肯：也许你是对的。还有呢？
Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely.And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.丽塔：在你逃课之前，你应该对每个人都很好。在这之后，你应该尝试取悦你的教授。Ken: Why? 肯：为什么？
Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet.And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you.Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.丽塔：如果你对同学们很好，他们会帮助你在你的的考勤表上签上你的名字。如果你在恭维你的教授，你可能会问你的教授通过。最后–逃课成功后你不能逃课太多或太少。
Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few? 肯：你是什么意思？不能太多或太少？
Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around.And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount.Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.丽塔：你需要好天气逃课所以你可以出去鬼混。然后你需要的好时机，所以你可以去新开的网吧。最后，你需要与同学们良好的关系，这样他们就可以掩护你逃课。Ken: You are a genius.肯：你是个天才。
Rita: I am just very professional.丽塔：我只是很专业。
Ken: I see now.I will try sometimes.Hah, Hah, Hah！!肯：现在我明白了，我会多试几次的。哈哈哈！！——————————————————————————– Scene V(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)肯恩遇见凯文在停车场。Kevin: It’s time for the English class.Why are you here? 凯文：现在是上英语课的时间，为什么你会在这儿？
Ken: I don’t want to go to English class.I want to cut the class.肯：我不想去上英语课，我想逃这节课。Kevin: Why? 凯文：为什么？
Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.肯：因为有人告诉我逃课是很有趣的。Kevin: That’s right.I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.凯文：这是对的，我来告诉你逃课是多么有趣。Ken: Ok.Let’s go.肯：好，我们走。
(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls.And both of them will fail the English class.Therefore next semester they will see Hui Li, their English teacher, again.)凯文和Ken逃课去泡妞。他们都将挂掉英语课。因此，下学期他们将再看到他们的英语老师，李晖。
第二篇：6人英语话剧剧本《逃课》
Skipping Class
6人剧本。《逃课》，绝对适合大学生的剧本，讲述逃课的故事。
Cast Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes p classes but dares not to do it Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class Rita: A professional class skipper 铸造
安妮塔：不明白为什么学生喜欢逃课 P课却不敢去做
杰森：总是把自己不逃课
史提芬：总是给自己一个好理由逃课 丽塔：一个专业课队长
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Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students.They are good friends.One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class.（安妮塔，凯文，杰森，肯，史提芬，和丽塔都是东海大学的学生。他们是好朋友。有一天，肯恩和杰森相遇在去教室的路上。）
肯：你为什么迟到？而且，你只是错过了最后一班。
（安妮塔，凯文，杰森，肯，史提芬，和丽塔都是东海大学的学生。他们是好朋友。有一天，肯恩和杰森相遇在去教室的路上。）
肯：你为什么迟到？而且，你只是错过了最后一班。Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class.You promised me that you would be in class on time today.肯：如果你给我一个好理由你为什么错过了上课。你答应我，你今天会准时上课。Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word.The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning.Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.杰森：相信我，我愿意遵守我的道。问题是，我有“企业管理”的考验今天我是学习它直到今天早上三点。然后我睡着了，醒来在早上十点。
Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.肯：你学习到凌晨三点？为什么呢？你昨天下午在做什么？我知道你是免费的从四点昨天。
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…杰森：嗯，我遇见了我的一个老朋友在线和我们聊天的时间太长了„ Ken: For God’s sake!Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination? 肯：看在上帝的份上！下周你不在乎的期中考试吗？
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Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom.And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)安妮塔，史提芬和凯文正在谈论彼此在教室前面。而且，安妮塔试图阻止史提芬和凯文从切割下一级。）
Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes.Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going安妮塔：嘿，我们会有“企业管理”课在几分钟。你去哪儿？别告诉我你要跟杰森争论。to argue with Jason.Steven: I will do anything for my good friend.Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.史提芬：我会做任何事，因为我的好朋友。当然，我会跟那个给我的好朋友很难。Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business.You’ll get yourself in trouble.Don’t you know it?...安妮塔：你总是喜欢介入别人的事。你会惹上麻烦。你不知道吗？„
Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him.He will not listen to you.Just leave him alone.By the way, I am still waiting for your decision.Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow? 凯文：安妮塔，别跟他生气。他不会听你的。只留下他一个人。顺便说一下，我依然等待你的决定。明天你跟我一起去听音乐会吗？
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it.What time tomorrow? 安妮塔：哦，我很抱歉，我差点忘了。明天什么时候？
Kevin: Two o’clock.I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin.Oh, how wonderful!凯文：二点。我不能等着看我的可爱的超级巨星–蔡依林。哦。多好啊！Anita: wait a minute.We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon.Are you out of your安妮塔：等一等。我们明天下午有数学课。你疯了吗？mind?
Kevin: Well, I’m not.Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.Anita: No, this is a very important class.And you would never understand it without凯文：嗯，我不。但我认为我们可以抄笔记从别人
安妮塔：不，这是一个非常重要的一类。你永远不会了解它没有听讲座。listening to the lecture.Kevin: To me it makes no difference.Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about.Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead? 凯文：对我来说没有区别。即使我在班上我不理解老师在讲什么。此外，谁喜欢看老秃头？
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Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building.At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm.They meet in front of the laboratory.)（在微积分课程，安妮塔正前往圣建筑。同时，丽塔走到圣建筑从宿舍。他们满足实验室前面。）
Rita: Here I am.Look, I did what I promised.I am a good girl, not skipping classes.丽塔：我在这里。看，我做到了我的承诺。我是一个好女孩，不逃课
Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class.You skipped the first four classes this morning.Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.安妮塔：你在说什么？这是第五班。你跳过了今天早上的第一班四。昨天你保证你不会跳过任何班
Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.丽塔：真的吗？我们没有在上午上课但是我们装在星期三下午
Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day.Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class? 安妮塔：请你原谅我？今天是星期四，我们班的一天。此外，你早上没接我们去上课吗？
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Scene IV(Ken and Rita are talking to each other.They are talking about how to skip a class.)（Ken和丽塔互相交谈。他们正在讨论如何跳过一类。Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?
Ken: Maybe you are right.What else? Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely.And after that, you should丽塔：在你逃课你应该对待每个人都很好。之后，你应该尝试取悦你的教授。try to flatter your professor.Ken: Why? Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet.And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you.Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.如果你对每个同学都很好，他们会帮助你的考勤表上签上你的名字。如果你取悦你的教授正确，你可以问教授，通过你的。最后–跳过班成功你不能逃太多的课 Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few? 肯：你是什么意思？不太多也不能太少？
Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around.And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount.Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.丽塔：你需要的好天气，逃课的所以你可以出去鬼混。然后你需要的好时机，所以你可以去新开的网吧é是打折的。最后，你需要良好的关系，与他们的同学C Ken: You are a genius.Rita: I am just very professional.Ken: I see now.I will try sometimes.Hah, Hah, Hah！!肯：你真是个天才。
丽塔：我只是很专业。肯恩：我现在看到的。我会偶尔尝试
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Scene V(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)Kevin: It’s time for the English class.Why are you here? Ken: I don’t want to go to English class.I want to cut the class.凯文在满足肯停车场。）
凯文：这是时间的英语课。你怎么在这儿？ 肯恩：我不想上英语课。我想逃课。Kevin: Why? Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.Kevin: That’s right.I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.肯：因为有人告诉我逃课是有趣的。凯文，对。我会告诉你是多么好玩逃课。Ken: Ok.Let’s go.(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls.And both of them will fail the English class.Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)（凯文和肯和逃课出去玩的女孩。他们都将失败的英语课。因此，下学期他们将看到，他们的英语老师，一次。）
第三篇：英语剧本
Qu Yuan(about before 304Songs of the South, breaking the “Book of Songs” manifestations, greatly enriching the performance of poetry, the Poetry of Ancient China opened up a new horizon.successors will therefore “Songs of the South” and “The Book of Songs” and called “Wind, showmanship.” “Wind, show” Poetry is the history of realism and romanticism two fine traditions sources.Meanwhile, a representative of Qu Yuan Chu also affects the formation of Han Fu.In the history of China, Qu Yuan is a most people admire and love poet.According to “Qi added harmonic mind” and “Geography of the Sui Dynasty” set, Qu Yuan May 5 for the Lunar Jiang himself.Chinese Folk Festival May 5 packet Ancients, dragon-boat race on the custom of people from the right to commemorate Qu Yuan M , Qu Yuan was also classified as the world “four celebrity culture,” one by the World Peace Council and the people of the world the solemn commemoration
QuYuan walked towards a bank of MiLo laying his long hair down to the full length.His face was pale like a lief.A fisherman saw him and asked:“aren't you the Prime Minister ”san lv“?Why do you come here.Why your condition is so bad?”Qu said:“The people in the whole world are turbidy like polluted water.But I am so clean.Besides, They are drunk ,but I am awake.Because of this reason ,I got expulsion as the punishment given by the king.The fisherman said:”If someone is a great man ,he will stand by the whole world people supporting their opinion.even it isn't truth.Now that ,the people in the whole world are turbidy like poplluted
Qu Yuan, a Chinese literary history of the greatest and most distinguished Romantic poet, called him after the work is “Songs of the South.” Masterpiece is the “Lament”, which is the longest of Qu Yuan a lyric poem, a total of three hundred seventy-three, two thousand seven hundred and seventy seven words of the poem describes the poet to practice their own political views are being attack and persecution, must express their inner pain, faithful to the people and the feelings of the motherland.Qu Yuan in the long journey of exile, the spirit and life suffered devastation and suffering is imagined.One day he is Singing River, encountered a fishing hermit, hermit to see him looking haggard haggard, advised him “Do not rigidly stick to”, “easy-going number”, and the bigwigs were in cahoots.Yuan said: “I would rather go to Xiang River flows buried in the belly of the fish;security can Haohao of white, and almost dust mask secular?” Year seven to eight tests, was the capital of Chu Chi broken, the spirit of the poet has been a great blow, seeing the difficulty of breaking the country, but can not use his power, he was so frightened that in extreme disappointment and pain, the poet came to the east of the Yangtze River Miluo, bouldering and drowned.He died about sixty years old, it is the Lunar May tenth.Two thousand years of age, which in the course of history can not be considered just a moment, but despite the drain, dusk to dawn-to, the image of the poet Qu Yuan, but still remain in people's heart.Today, Dragon Boat Festival every day, people are still in the river in the dragon boat racing, the dumplings, multicolored silk tie to commemorate the great poet Qu Yuan, see the works of the poet and the spirit is eternal it!
该文章转载自无忧考网：http://www.xiexiebang.competence, Jin Chu court soon to be appreciated, has left office only,三闾doctor, but the political reform that has not been able to achieve the final grade has been cut exile.Was subsequently informed that all Ying QIN Bing Chu break, like a bolt from the blue, very sad, we came to the riverside Perot, picked up a stone, jump for Jiang himself.“Qu Yuan's spirit,” a stretch of more than 2,000 years, inspiring generations of Chinese people, this is a spiritual treasure of the Chinese nation, no matter when and where, for us is always an educational and inspiring.
第四篇：英语剧本
梁：Where is my Yingtai?(在机场张望，手在额头，眺望)（场边上）此时，背景音乐 少女时代的Gee祝英台上场 彰显笑点 英台请注意表演（带墨镜，行李，走到场中央，摆造型）
梁：英台~（叫）
祝：山伯~（摘掉眼镜，扔掉行李）
（抱）
梁: I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝:I love you, too!Don’t worry.BoBo, I only love you in this world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝:I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo,this time I really should be going.依依不舍 背景音乐《答应不爱你》响起，两人分别逐步后退（梁做出伤心传）
第二场景： 英母喜爱马文才 英父痛批贪婪心
英母：darlingdarling。。（拉住英父）
英父： 怒气转身No matter what you Say, it is useless.The child's weddingcould not be so hasty（仓促的）.英母：but dearling ,Mawencai was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched(相匹配的)for marriage.And ……..被英父打断
英父： I told you many times, we could notdecideying tai’s wedding.英母：darling….（转身面向观众）The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death.But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not between poor and rich, but when I stand in front of you, Yet you can not see his love to ying tai.父：no matter what yousay …..旁白：马文才，is coming ~（大声）（父母整理衣服，匆忙坐下）（马文才上，拿折扇）
马：哇~，who is the man（看着镜子），heisso handsome,ok, everybody，it is me（扇子），I am马文才（跟着一小弟，在场中央向观众介绍自己）
（完后，走向父母，鞠躬）
父：You are the Ma Wencai？（语气，不屑，不喜欢）
马：yes，A good man is me, I am.....Ma Wencai（扇子，造型）
英母：oh，That was you，come in，sit down please!
马：aunt, I love yingtai so much，you know.I want to make it，here are my gifts，100 bottles of Guojiao1573.（场中央）
英母：After drinking 1573, the legs are not painful, waist not sour.跳江南style.马：three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so on.I hope you will like them!
母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.父： NO way!大怒指着马
马：that’s why?
英父：I will ask you some questions ,listen ….马：OK
英父：Do you know the Marxism Leninism Mao Zedong Thought and Deng Xiaoping Theory and three represents the eight honors and Eight Disgraces
马：I don’t know.英父：Do you know how big the sun is, the moon is round？
马：I don’t know.英父：Do you know 黄岩island and 钓鱼island belong to China马：I don’t know.父：Do you know why the thunder, see lightning first, then hear the sound 马：ye, This I know.。。（激动，举手）
父:en?
马：It is because the eyearein front of the ear,haha
Fu：fuck you，It is because light travels faster than sound（用扇子打他的头）
英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing?（转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtaito marry him how I can trust him ?英母：I have no words.马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and gifts.父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….（逐渐反应过味来）3 million？3 million！！Why didn't you tell me earlier(朝向英母，怒吼)，I fuck you too too。。
父：（转身，讨好）OKOKYou give me 3 million dollarand yingtai belongs to you
马：Hey, money is really a good stuff
第三场景：马文才逼迫 祝英台越洋提分手 梁山伯闻此心伤悲
梁与祝通过手机聊天
梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?
祝:(高兴的说)Yeah.（马文才怒视之，祝被迫改变语气）Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.梁: What? Pardon?
祝: Because I’ll get married.Myparents had taken me to marry Ma WencaiHe is so handsome, just like 刘德华.So rich, even richer than比尔盖茨.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.梁: What are you talking about?
祝：shanbo, If life deceives(欺骗)you, don't be sad, don't be impatient!believe me.everything will pass, and all these things will become a kind of memory.（放背景音乐《好久不见》）
梁听到那些话悲伤的说不出话来，英台痛哭，马把英台拉下舞台。
梁：（流着泪喊着英台的名字，后来擦干眼泪说）：英台，do not leave me.It can not be true, I will learn English and I must go to America.(梁拿出书，苦读)
旁白：From the beam Shangbo finally understand the importance of English, reading English every day
梁：（摇头苦读）I have a dream.even though I face the difficulties of today and tomorrow,It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed.I have a dream that one day I will go toAmerica and find 英台.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.(深情的说)英台，英台，I know it is not true, I know you still love me.旁白：After hard study, 梁 making great progress in English, so he decided to go to the United States of America
马和英台一起唱两个小蜜蜂（这时梁上）（这个可改成有意思的英文儿童舞蹈，我听说《head shoulder》很有意思）
梁：马文才~
马：梁山伯~（俩人绕圈走，挽袖子）（周欣驰电影
（拿出剑），打斗
梁输，被打倒在地。。
马：（拿剑指着马，大笑，）梁乘机拿出手枪，开枪，打向手臂，剑掉~！（音乐，枪声）
马：You....You.Is too mean.梁：fuck，what time is it，youstill use武术，You are out（拿着枪，在嘴前吹了几下）You, get out of here.马：my life is more important and I have to go now.英父（英父出）：Oh, no , you can not go , your money haven't given to me
英父追着马下场。
英台：（跑向梁）山伯山伯，how are you?
梁: I am fine.yingtai ,Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll always stay with you.I only know I was born to love you.祝: I know I know andI love you too.I love you just like The mouse like rice.梁: Really?
祝: ye
梁：really？
祝：ye（害羞）
这时音乐响起，他们一边唱歌一边跳舞
梁：（唱）亲爱的，你张张嘴，风中花香会让你沉醉。
祝英台：（唱）亲爱的，你跟我飞，穿过丛林去看小溪水。
马：（唱）亲爱的，来跳个舞，爱的春天不会有天黑。
梁祝：（合唱）我和你缠缠绵绵翩翩飞，飞越这红尘永相随，追逐你一生，爱你无情悔，不辜负我的柔情你的美，我和你缠缠绵绵翩翩飞，飞越这红尘永相随，等到秋风起秋叶落成堆
能陪你一起枯萎也无悔。（祝依偎在马的怀里，幸福）
(这个音乐要换成合适的英文歌曲)
全剧终
第五篇：英语剧本
剧本蛮搞笑的，单词也都是常见的，台词最多的是太子丹，啊三和荆轲，因为荆轲要求比较壮的，所以我选的角色是太子丹或者是啊三。大家看看这个剧本先，如果觉得还可以就选这个并看好自己要哪个角色，周四给我答复，如果觉得这个剧本不行的话就说一下，我们再找，不过要尽快哦！！
这个剧本里的主要角色有：荆轲，太子丹，啊三，嬴政，荆柯夫人，观众甲（负责一句台词和所有画外音）
旁白： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家里有很多疯狂的人，试图通过疯狂的方法展示疯狂的历史。荆轲先生是最有名的剑客并被送去刺杀秦皇“嬴政”。但最后失败了。你想知道那个时候发生了什么事吗？OK，下面的视频会告诉你真相。
Action1 第一幕
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状)Thank u mirror!（面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 镜子，镜子，告诉我，谁是世界上最完美的男人？（画外音：是你，太子丹）谢谢你镜子！（面对观众）我是太子丹，神奇的镜子说我是世界上最具吸引力的男人，但嬴政是个爱嫉妒的家伙，我觉得如果镜子告诉了他真相，他会杀了我。我好害怕，我该怎么办？(向幕里大喊)我的大臣呢？
阿三(毕恭毕敬): Honey, I aming.宝贝，我在这里
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!我已经一次又一次的告诉过你你应该叫我“我最漂亮的，最优雅的，最帅的，最迷人的，最可爱的，最聪明的并且最亲爱的太子丹！”
阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）好的，宝贝。我有一个好主意。我们可以找一个英雄去杀嬴政。
太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensivemodity in this century? Talent!二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！(拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea But who is the right candidate?好主意，但谁才是好的人选呢？
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.经过筛选现在我手上有两个有希望的人选，一个是李莫愁小姐，另一个是荆轲先生。明天他们会为世界第一杀手的称号进行决斗。
太子丹：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
嗯，尽可能快的告诉我谁是胜利者OK?
阿三：Yes.好的
Action II第二幕
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲: Are you Li mochou?你是李莫愁吗？
李莫愁:Yes.荆轲 : OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.好的，我是荆轲，你知道的，我会让你知道我是杀手界的王
李莫愁Are you challenging me?你是在向我挑战吗？
荆轲
Off course!耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁Come on!
音乐起（人在江湖飘）
两人冲上前来
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?发生什么事了？为什么你没有受伤
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?
赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？
李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.妈妈经常跟我说：“生活就像一盒巧克力，莫愁，你永远不知道你将拿到哪一颗”我明白了，妈妈是对的。
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 我的天啊！你能对“你好吗？”这句话给我个新颖点的回答吗？
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?很好，谢谢你。你夫人好吗？
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!嘿朋友，我是开玩笑的
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
我也是来玩笑的（毕恭毕敬）能给我你的名片吗?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.英雄，我们需要帮助
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.你可以得到许多钱
荆柯：I am very busy now!我现在很忙
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?IC,ID,IQ卡？
荆柯：I am very very busy now!我现在非常非常忙
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.看，它是世界上最漂亮的女孩，如果你说好，她就是你的了。
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!我不得不说她是个非常性感，非常漂亮的女孩，但TCM是我唯一的爱
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?什么？什么是TCM？
荆柯;Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.嘿，家伙，你看起来很聪明为什么你不知道什么是TCM?他们中的任何一个人都可以告诉你答案
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?不好意思，什么是TCM
观众甲：TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.中国传统MM
太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.我必须出动我的王牌了。女士们，先生们，这是中国联合利华的一个品牌新产品“立顿纤体茶”
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.纤体茶？我已经梦想了上百次了，我的夫人总是威胁我说肉过我不能减肥成功的话她就会离开我
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it!（荆轲伸手拿著。啊三不肯放手）Do you really like? Really?你要吗？如果你要就说出来！你为什么保持沉默？为什么这样看我？虽然你的眼睛里很平静，但我很开心，你最后还是得说出来，拿着它。（荆轲伸手拿著。啊三不肯放手）你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
荆柯(诚恳状)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.告诉我我该怎么做？我会为你做任何事
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш 第三幕
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.英雄，我们已经来到易水河了
荆珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends就到这吧，再见，我的朋友们
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.我会想念你的，宝贝
荆珂：Darling, I love you.亲爱的，我爱你
妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!我爱你，对我来说，你比整个世界都重要
荆珂(流泪)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you
我爱你，哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你
妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.嗯，做一个男子汉，我会在这里等着你的
泰坦尼克号音乐
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise.亲爱的，你要帮我个忙，答应我活下去，无论发生什么事，无论多么没希望，你都不要放弃，现在就答应我，并且永远不要背弃它
妻子:“I promise.” 我答应
荆轲:“Never let go.永不背弃“
妻子:”I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I'll never let go." 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die.Nevere back.Never…… Never……
这是一个死亡的好日子，永远不要回来，永远，永远
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your ount.非常感谢你，我拿到一百万美金的人身保险后马上把五十万美金打到你的账户
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.The End
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