第一篇：希拉里与克林顿英语短剧搞笑
旁白：Bill Clinton and Hilary took part in the same period, Jiangsu Satellite TV You Are the One in 1970。
主持人：Hello, welcome to You are the one，I am the host MengFei，So welcome here the three Male guest
（音乐响，三人走秀上场转一圈回到屏幕下。屏幕照片对应依次出现三个男生）A:大家好我是克林顿，来自于美国阿肯色州（男1号）B：大家好我是布什，来自于德克萨斯州（男2号）
C：大家好我是奥巴马，来自美国夏威夷州，祖籍肯尼亚（The Republic of Kenya）（男3号）主持人：Please welcome our only one female guest Hillary.（音乐响起，希拉里上台）
H：大家好，主持人好，各位老师观众好！我是希拉里 主持人：Please select your heart boys.（H翻出2号牌，给大家看）
主持人：Gentlemans, if you have a good feel for Hillary,keep your brand，if not turn down please.Make your choices（三个人都不翻牌）
主持人：Hillary,they all have an eye for you.Then you can ask questions to the three.女： 既然你这么有形
这么有钱
而且这么时尚 一定交往过不少的女朋友
你交往过多少女朋友？
男A：交往过多少我也不记得了 但是我知道肯定比失恋次数多一次
女：布什先生，你平时有什么运动爱好？
B：我喜欢跑步、篮球、游泳（从台下飞来一只鞋，布什躲过）女：谁要袭击你？
B：没事，这个我遇到多了，幸好我还练过！谁？是男人的，给我站出来！观众：Get out ,you ,son of a bitch!Listen carefully,I am Osama bin Laden!
（撤下场）B:I am sorry ,I am sorry!我来错地方了！
女：奥巴马先生，你觉得你最引以为豪的事是什么？
C:我想那就是我杀死了本拉登，并且我是美国第一位黑人总统 女：还有呢？
C:我还出了一本书《无畏的希望》(The Audacity of Hope)（那书出来比划）女：那一定很贵吧 C：只要10元，10元你买不了吃亏，10元你买不了上当，全部都是10元，买啥啥便宜、买啥
啥贱
女：这么便宜，有没有联系电话？
C:有，电话号码是110，每天前十位订购的我们还送卤蛋 女：买书还能赢卤蛋，太好了!不过我不喜欢！
主持人：Hillary,make you final choice 希拉里小姐，请你做出选择（上前拉住A的手，音乐响起，两人一起离场）
克林顿竞选总统
旁白：In 1992, U.S.President Bill Clinton has been elected,There are many women began to pursue Clinton 1992年克林顿成为总统之后，有很多女性追捧他，有一天一个贵妇人邀请他吃饭，之后他们进了酒店
女：Mr.President,May I invite you to have dinner together? B:Ok,but why is the dinner not the lunch? 女：For dinner is more emotional appeal B：this is hongguoyuan Hotel,let's go
女人给克林顿穿衣服
B:Lovely baby I will not be ill-treated in you！hahahaha!女：It's very kind of you（左右各亲一下——此处有吻声音效）
旁白：不料此事传到了希拉里的耳朵里，克林顿苦苦请求希拉里原谅
B: oh，Hillary。Please, Please don’t.You know I love you, just like The mouse loves the rice。I love you so much that I can’t live without you.H:Well, I have decided to divorce with you。Whatever you say has been late！now，I want to kill you!(拿枪指着B)（庆忠录音啊）当时这把剑理我的喉咙只有0.01公分,但是在1/4柱香之后这把剑的女主人将会再次彻底的爱上我,因为我决定撒一个谎,虽然本人生平说谎无数，但这次是最成功的
（背景音乐）
B:Long long ago, there was a true love in front me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet her again, I Wish to say I love you.If you ask how long I would love her, I should say ten thousand years.That one is you.The only one I love in the world is you.H:(sing)Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here waiting for you.I only know I was born to love you。（两人相拥而泣）
旁白：since Hillary and Bill Clinton Restore as well as before!This is their love story，Thank you everyone!
第二篇：希拉里克林顿讲话
希拉里·克林顿:我的一部分阻力的
周二下午，前民主党总统候选人希拉里克林顿确认自己是特朗普的广泛抵抗运动的一员。
“我正在积极公民和阻力的一部分,”她对女性的雷鸣般的掌声说女性在纽约国际2017午餐。
在台上采访期间,宣布自己的一部分阻力之前,克林顿说,她花了几十年的学习需要什么来帮助推动美国人,包括那些没有投票给她。她说她不想诉诸情绪一样,特朗普和曾希望认真交流了卫生保健、外交政策、可再生能源、人工智能等等在竞选期间。
克林顿回忆说，特朗普实际上取笑了她，准备为他们的第一次总统辩论做准备。
“我说,‘是的,我是准备辩论。这是我准备做的另一件事。克林顿说:“我准备做总统。”“这不是什么大抓。我明白这一点。但是，你知道，我不能做任何事，除了我自己。” 克林顿说，真正的变革是通过建立过去的进步来实现的——而不是发誓要抛弃整个体系。
早些时候的谈话,CNN的首席国际记者克里斯蒂安·阿曼普尔问克林顿她想象它可能实际上意味着全世界的女性如果她成为美国第一位女总统。
希拉里克林顿在纽约谈到了“抵抗”。(照片:丹McDermid /路透社)“哦,我认为这是一个非常大的交易,”克林顿说。“我认为部分在国内有重要消息可以发送到我们自己的女儿,孙女、孙子和儿子。但我认为，尤其是在国际上。”
克林顿说她的伟大特权环游世界会议上各种各样的人:从宫殿的领导人的女性生活在农村地区妇女互助国际试图帮助的人。
“仍有如此多的不公平,不公平,那么多的不尊重和歧视妇女和女孩,”她说。“我们已经取得了进展?是的，我们有。但我们做得够不够了吗?不，我们没有。”
克林顿说，妇女的权利在那些最有可能促进和保护恐怖主义的地方消失了，这些地方滋生了反对男女平等的意识形态。“妇女权益是21世纪的未竟事业。没有更重要的、更大的问题需要解决。”
克林顿还说，她对自己的选举失利负有“绝对的个人责任”，她说她和她的竞选团队都犯了错误。
“我是候选人。我是参加投票的人。我非常清楚我们面临的挑战、问题和不足，”克林顿说。“但是我想说这个。我参加了很多竞选活动，我为我们的竞选活动感到非常自豪。”
5月2日，希拉里克林顿参加了妇女国际午宴。(照片:丹McDermid /路透社)尽管采取了“绝对的个人责任,”克林顿还说她是“赢得”直到两件事情发生了:美国联邦调查局局长詹姆斯喜剧发布一封称该机构重新开放其调查她使用私人邮件服务器作为国务卿和“维基解密”公布入侵活动的邮件。她说喜剧的信件和维基解密的转储”提出的疑惑的人倾向于把票投给我吓跑了。”
“我们犯错误了吗?当然，我们做到了。我犯过错误吗?哦，我的天啊，是的，”她说。“但我相信我们的原因失去了其间的事件在过去10天。
英文参考
Hillary Clinton: I’m ‘part of the resistance’
Former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton identified herself as a member of the widespread resistance movement to President Trump on Tuesday afternoon.“I’m back to now being an activist citizen and part of the resistance,” she said to thunderous applause at the Women for Women International 2017 annual luncheon in New York.During an onstage interview, just before declaring herself part of the resistance, Clinton said she spent decades learning what it would take to help move the people of the United States forward, including those who did not vote for her.She said that she didn’t want to appeal to emotions the same way that Trump did and had hoped to have serious conversations about health care, foreign policy, renewable energy, artificial intelligence and so on during the campaign.Clinton recalled that Trump had actually made fun of her for preparing for their first presidential debate.“I said, ‘Yes, I did prepare for the debate.And here’s another thing I prepared for.I prepared for being president,’” Clinton said.“It’s not exactly headline grabbing.I understand that.But, you know, I can’t be anything other than who I am.”
Clinton said that real change is made through building upon past progress — not vowing to throw out the whole system.Earlier in the conversation, CNN’s chief international correspondent Christiane Amanpour asked Clinton what she imagines it might have meant for women throughout the world if she had actually become the first female president of the United States.“Oh, I think it would’ve been a really big deal,” Clinton said.“I think that partly here at home there were important messages that could’ve sent to our own daughters, granddaughters, grandsons and sons.But I think especially internationally.”
Clinton said she had the great privilege of traveling the world meeting a wide variety of people: from leaders in palaces to the kinds of women living in rural areas whom Women for Women International is trying to help.“There is still so much inequity, so much unfairness, so much disrespect and discrimination toward women and girls,” she said.“So have we made progress? Yes we have.But have we made enough? No we haven’t.”
Clinton said that women’s rights are being lost in the same places that are most likely to foster and protect terrorism, places that harbor ideologies hostile to equality between the sexes.“Women’s rights is the unfinished business of the 21st century.There is no more important, larger issue that has to be addressed.”
Clinton also said that she takes “absolute personal responsibility” for her election loss, saying that she and her campaign both made mistakes.“I was the candidate.I was the person who was on the ballot.I was very aware of the challenges, the problems, the shortfalls that we have,” Clinton said.“But I will say this.I’ve been in a lot of campaigns, and I’m very proud of the campaign we ran.”
Despite taking “absolute personal responsibility,” Clinton also said she was “on the way to winning” until two things happened: FBI director James Comey released a letter saying the agency was reopening its investigation into her use of a private email server as secretary of state and WikiLeaks published hacked campaign emails.She said the combination of Comey’s letter and WikiLeaks’ dump “raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me but got scared off.”
“Did we make mistakes? Of course we did.Did I make mistakes? Oh my gosh, yes,” she said.“But the reason I believe we lost were the intervening events in the last 10 days.”
第三篇：英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo, do you know where we are now? S: Bajie, map!E:(摸出，递给S)S: Look, boss(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing!Map? E:(递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again, I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)? E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win!Em……,Lady, you are a boss-hand.Come in and teach me!(准备
开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……
T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong, I’m disappointed with you!
B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No, sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife!Who did it?！(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go！S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood, ha, ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? E: Oh, Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How, how did you find out? S:(沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What? T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder, please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)
爱在西元前
第四篇：英语三人短剧__搞笑
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
A : Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?(yelled the customer),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter)You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？ B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:)Me too-and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:)Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：
Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状)Thank u mirror!（面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬): Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me? 荆轲Off course!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?（赢一个人需要理由
么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?
羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）
Characters: Mr.Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao Mr.Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue.There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years.Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change.The first Act happened in 1980s.Act I(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up,)Xiaofu: Tax!Pay the tax!Dabao:(change faces)Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.Xiaofu: Tax!T---A---X!Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi!Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi----!Taxi----!Xiaofu: Enough!Are you the vendor? Dabao: No , No, No, no!I 'm just have a look.The vendor has gone to the toilet.Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible!you 've been here for 2 hours.Dabao: Really ?(Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)How do you know it? Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.Dabao: It’s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh.Don’t waste my time!Please pay the tax----10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?!My god.I had just earned 20 Yuan one day!5 Yuan, ok? Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.7Yuan, my lovely beauty.Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference.8 yuan ,ok ? Xiaofu:(looking around)All right ,a deal.But no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)Dabao: What a smart woman!Bad luck!I’m bankrupt.I have to change my place.Hope I would not meet her any more!Let’s go!Act II Mr.Shi: The next scene happened in new century.China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.Let’s enjoy it!
(In the market;Dabao in white clothes ,a board with “NO SARS”)Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan.Eaten one, want nine.Eaten one, want nine.Xiaofu: Hi, Dabao: Hi.Two: What a familiar face.Two: It’s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.How is your business? Dabao: Everything is OK!10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.Dabao: Thank you.No SARS, no dirtiness;Serve people, serve me.Xiaofu: Great!Have you„„
Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married;I’m still single.Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month? Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax!Of course.I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.Xioafu: Your receipt, please.Dabao:(shows the receipt)Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.Xiaofu: Great!What a good taxpayer you are.Dabao: Thank you.It is my duty.I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.Xiaofu: Yeah!The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!Dabao: Let’s do it together!.It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country.Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!Dabao: Thank you!And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!X: Excuse me, and I have to go now.Bye-bye.D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you? Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband? Dabao: No, no, no problem.6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok? Xiaofu: just a kidding.I have to go home now.(leaves)Dabao, See you tomorrow.Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.The End
第五篇：英语三人短剧 搞笑
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
A : Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?(yelled the customer),with your hand on my steak?(What answers the waiter)You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？ B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:)Me too-and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:)Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!
B:Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
A:Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.
点击咨询 