第一篇：英文话剧,适合四人以上的
孔雀东南飞
Wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)Prologue(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo andtellhim.(下)L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下)Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback!J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!Act4(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is1maoenough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou? L(哭状):Ihurtalot!J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)L(起身去追):Waitforme!(跑下)(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
6人话剧剧本 剧本很短，适合短小品
Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky....人物 Allen Jim Kuki Fenix Vicky Lisa
------------------Cast 1.Vicky︰a waitress at Monday’s restaurant.She is a hard working girl.2.Lisa︰another waitress at Monday’s restaurant.She is a kind and naive girl.3.Fenix︰one of customers.He’s a very ill-natured customer.4.Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday’s restaurant.They’re good and decent men.5.Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.Scene I(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday’s restaurant.)
Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.Kuki:
Hey, there are many customers today.Girls, work hard.Remember, God
gives all things to industry.Lisa:
Yeah.I know.Vicky:
We will do our best.The door opens now.Two men come in.Kuki moves to the door.Kuki:
May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the table.Allen:
Yes, pleases.Tim:
I’m starving.I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.Kuki:
(laughing)Just a moment.Two men walk in the restaurant.Lisa walks toward them.Vicky:
This is the menu, sirs.Allen＆Tim: Thank you.After a few minutes.Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.Lisa:
Hey, Vicky.I don’t like that customer.See, that man sits near the
door.Vicky:
Why? Does he make any troubles for you? Lisa:
I don’t know.I feel…….Oh, I just don’t like the way he looks at me.Scene II
Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.Vicky:
(talks to herself)Lisa is right.The way that man looks at me makes me
uncomfortable.Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix’s table.Vicky:
Here is your meal, sir.Enjoy it, please.Vicky turns to the kitchen.At this moment, Fenix touches her back!Vicky:
Wow~~~~(she screams.)Kuki:
(runs to Vicky)what happened? Vicky:
He, he……He touched me!Fenix:
No！I didn’t.Lisa:
You lie！I see you did that.What I say is an absolute truth.Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.Kuki:
Well, seeing is believing, sir……
Fenix:
I feel humiliated.So, boss.You must solve this problem.Look at your
Waitress.They are such tricky women.Kuki:
But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….Fenix:
What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today!Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.Lisa:
You are a shameless cheater, liar.The argument continues.Scene III
Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.Allen:
I won’t tolerate your behavior anymore.Tim:
That’s right.Come on, sir.It’s your fault.We all know that.Fenix:
Hmn? You think so? But I don’t think so.I mean, if the boss and the
waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early.Or I will stay and
make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.Kuki:
Oh……Don’t do that, please.Sir, you have to know it won’t do you
any good.Fenix:
Yeah……it won’t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me.You have disgraced me.Tim:
Such a liar, I can’t believe it！Fenix:
Mind your own business.Allen:
(Takes out his badge.)See.Fenix:
Uh……
Allen:
I’m a police officer.Maybe you know what I’ll do with you.Fenix turns to the door quickly.Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.Lisa:
There is very few good people in our society.Many bad people bully
the weak and fear the strong.Tim:
Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.Kuki:
We are so lucky you are here.Thank you very much.Allen:
You are welcome.It’s just my duty.Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。人物
Bunny Cheng:
Bunny Chen Eliza Lin:
Daughter Celine Tu:
Reporter et Aside Sano Hsieh:
Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng:
Big gangster(大流氓)------------------
SCENE I A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing.And her daughter is in the school now.Mom:
Hello~ Caller:
(A boy is crying.)Ha!Your kid is here.Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom:
Are you crazy? I don’t have a son！!Don’t try to cheat me.Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone.But later… the phone is ringing again…
Mom:
Hello~ Caller:
Hello~ Are you busy now? Mom:
(I recognize the voice.)You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller:
Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)Mom:
Oh~ you are a good actor.This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money!If you call again, I will call the cop.Do you understand?(Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed.She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter.The mom got there…
Mom:
Eliza~ Eliza:
Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up? Mom:
Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home.I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE II
Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious.So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days.Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster:
Hey!Concentrate！(The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)
Small gangster: Ouch!O.K.O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster:(Check the picture.)Hey！Buddy！Look!Is that her? Big gangster:
Ha!Ha!Ha!It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited！Oh~ what a beautiful girl.Just like a fairy.My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster:
(Hitting the small gangster’s head again.)Hey!Wake up！Stop day-dreaming.Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming！
Big gangster:
Hey！Lady！Can you do me a favor? Eliza:
Sure!What can I do for you?
Small gangster:(Murmuring)This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster:
Sorry.Ignore what he said.Eliza:
Never mind!
Big gangster:
Thanks!I want to go to Tunghai University.Do you know how can I get there? Eliza:
Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left.Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster:
Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street.And…
Eliza:
No!No!No!Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left.Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza:
Oh, my!No!Wrong again!You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster:
It’s too complex.I can’t remember all the directions.I’m a foreigner.And I have an important presentation there.Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~ Eliza was confused.But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza:
Umm… let me think… okay！Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you！My little girl.Big gangster:
Sorry.Just ignore him.Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife.And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza:
What are you doing? Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!
Eliza:
Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster:(Talk to the big gangster.)Did you hear that, she is scared? Big gangster:
Ya~ we are professional.Eliza:
Not funny!I’m hungry.I want to go home!I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up.Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You!Get out of the car!Big gangster:
(Hit the small gangster angrily!)Idiot!I have a stupid partner.(Disappointed)Eliza:
I agree!(Nod head.)Big gangster:
Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza:
Thank you.How kind of you.SCENE III Mother is preparing dinner.Mom:
Eliza!Eliza!Time for dinner!I’m hungry!Hurry up!No one answers her.And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom:
Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me!It’s not funny.I’m hungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom:
Hello~ this is Anderson.I’m busy finding my daughter.Don’t bother me!
Big gangster:
Are you finding your daughter? Ha!Ha!Ha… she is right here.Mom:
Good job!Tell her it’s time for dinner.I’m hungry!Big gangster:
Hey!You are clueless.I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom:
Hey!Buddy!Don’t trick me!
Big gangster:
Sure!Listen!(The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza:
Hello!Mom!I’m here!They are so kind.They gave me a lollipop.The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster:
Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner.You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom:
Too expensive!20% off.Big gangster:
Are you buying clothes? Mom:
Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster:
No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm.And remember don’t call the cop.Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom:
O.K.See you then!At Tunghai Lake.The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry.At this time, the mother is coming.Mom:
Ha!(Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked.And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor.Small gangster: Oh,!My fish!Who’s there?
Mom:
It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife.Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza:
Hi!Mom, I’m here.Do you want to come here to eat fish? Big gangster:
Where is the ransom? Mom:
Release my daughter first!Big gangster:
Give me the ransom first!Mom:
No way!And the battle begins.Mom:
Justice is always the winner.Eliza:
Oh~ Yeah!Mom, you win!
Celine:
Ha!I got it!I got it!A new…… headline.Celine:
I am at Tunghai Lake.Earlier, there was a violent fighting.A watermelon knife V.S.A B.B.Q.fork.According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter.And the mother won.Now, let’s interview the persons involved.Celine:
Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society? Small gangster: I……
Celine:
I…… I know.You are very sorry and regretful.How about you?(Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster:
None of your business.(Run to the wall.)Leave me alone.Eliza:
Me!Me!
Celine:
What do you want to say? Eliza:
Uh…My mom is so cool.She came to save me!Mom:
My turn.My turn.Celine:
O.K.O.K.What do you want to say after winning the fight? Mom:
Well……
Celine:
Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.Mom:
Yes.And the gangsters… Celine:
Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom:
Right.And they…
Celine:
They want to trick you, but…
Mom:
But… enough.I’m hungry.I want to go home with my daughter.Celine:
Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked.First, stay clam and be skeptical about it.The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment.A little doubt can protect you.Second, verify the story.Call the organization to make sure the story is true.Third, report it to the police.And don’t deal with the villains on your own.One phone call will often expose a trap quickly.However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave.She is my idol.I want to keep her sign.This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.
第二篇：四人英语话剧(四人讨论)
口语课上，口语老师要求大家一组为单位表演话剧。于是，甲，乙，丙，丁，四人一组开始了关于话剧的讨论。。
丁：啊呀！你们说我们英语课表演什么啊？
Oh!What shall we perform in English lesson? 甲: 对啊对啊。我们干什么啊？
En, that’s a question!What shall we do? 丙：我随便，只要能演就行。不难背就好。
It’s up to you ,I have no idea.Please not too hard to recite.乙：要找4个人演的，大概要什么类型的呢？
Four persons...What’s type?
丙：喜剧吧，轻松，幽默，又吸引人。
Comedy is better.It is funny, relaxed, and attractive.一起：是的是的。
I agree with you./I think so./that’s great./yes, that’s what I mean, then…
丁：要不我们演童话吧，大家都听过，不长，也不会太难。
How about fairy tale? Everyone has heard this and it’s not difficult at all.甲：白雪公主，灰姑娘。
Snow White…Cinderella… 乙：人不够的
Cause we do not have enough person!丁：**演白雪，**演毒皇后，**演王子。。
Snow White….Evil Queen….Prince… 丙：那七个小矮人，屠夫呢？
What about the Seven Dwarfs and butcher? 乙甲:是猎人，不是屠夫。
Hunter!Not butcher!丁：西游记吧？正好四个人。。
I think we can choose the Journey to the West.Just four persons!It’s suitable…
丙：恩，那还是中国的四大名著之一呢
Yes, it is one of the China’s four great classics.甲：但，我们选哪一章呢？
But, which chapter should we choose? 乙：当然是猪八戒背媳妇了，我演美女！
Of course, The Zhu Bajie carries his wife.I play a beauty!音乐（Music~）起~~
【音乐（music）：猪八戒背媳妇
表演者（actor）：甲（Zhu Bajie）乙（Beauty）
道具（prop）：红盖头（a red cloth）
甲：（蒙头找人状）Beauty, Where are you? 乙：（一边笑傲一边躲）
END】
丙：停停停。。这里只要八戒和媳妇两个人就行了（指着八戒和他媳妇），我们干什么？（再指着自己和丁）
Stop, stop, stop… Bajie and Bajie’s wife, two persons is enough!Then, what should we do? 丁：三打白骨精吧？只要孙悟空打白骨精就可以了。。
How about Sun Wukong Subdues the White-Bone Demon? Only two persons, just hit!音乐（Music~）起~~
【音乐（music）：通天大道
表演者（actor）：甲（sun wukong）乙（white-bone demon）道具（prop）：棍子（stick）
甲：（做打怪状）Demon!Where are you go ? 乙：（惊恐状）Sun Wukong!A！!（啊。惨叫状）
END】
丙：三个白骨精长得不一样呢，还有啊，师傅在哪呢？八戒呢？
Those three ladywhitebones are different!Besides, where is the Tangseng? as well as Bajie? 甲乙：反正就是人不够（甲）Not enough，（乙）anyway！（垂头丧气状。。）
丁：要不我们演梁山伯和祝英台吧。中国的罗密欧和朱丽叶。哦，化蝶那一段就很好。
How aboutLiang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai? China’s Romeo and Juliet.I prefer the Butterfly Lovers.音乐（Music~）起~~
【音乐（music）：梁祝
表演者（actor）：甲（Zhu Yingtai）乙（Liang Shanbo）
甲/乙：深情对视
翩翩起舞（即：两人单手相对，慢速旋转。。）
END】
丙：（研究状）只要两个人内呐。。哦，不对，一个人也不用，只要两只蝴蝶就行了（欠揍状）！
It only needs two persons！Oh, no, it is none!Just two butterflies fly together…（甲、乙，奋起群殴。。ps:此类均属调节气氛，可自由发挥）
丁：那这样的话，我们演泰坦尼克号吧，杰克说完：你跳，我也跳！然后，两人就跳下去，结束了。
By the way, isn’t better to choose the Titanic.It ended up after Jack saying: you jump, I jump.And they jump down.It is over.音乐（Music~）起~~
【音乐（music）：my heart will go on 表演者（actor）：甲（Jack）乙（Rose）
1.甲（从身后抱住）You jump, I jump.2.（二人双手紧握，深情对视）
乙：Jack….甲：Rose… 然后，深情相拥。。
END】
丁：（感动状）So touching.I really moved… 甲：（拼命点头）en en, I agree with you.丙、乙：。。（无语状。。转身，表示我不认识此人）
正在此时，突然，铃声响了。。丁：啊，十二点了！（然后，开始收拾书包。。）
Ah, It is 12:00 o’clock!乙：真的？走，赶紧去食堂！（伴随动作：加速收拾书包）
Really, let’s go!Heading to the canteen!丙：是的是的，去晚了就抢不到饭吃了。。（拎着书包就走，丁、乙紧随其后）
Yes, hurry up , or, we will have no meal.甲：就是，为什么食堂要有这么多人啊。。哎，等等我啊。。（追赶状）
...there are so many people in the canteen…why?.....waiting….ALL END
第三篇：四人英语小话剧
《新梁祝外传》
L:梁山伯
Z:祝英台
M:马文才
旁：旁白
旁：Saying Butterfly and Lovers came together three years ago, the newly established Wuhan New Oriental College to learn English.Butterfly fond spoken Deng, under the tutelage of spoken teacher pay to learn the U.S.spoken, especially good at imitating the speech of Martin Luther • Gold.Lovers dream bent abroad, dreams of one day becoming a BBC presenter final Lovers admitted to Columbia University, the results of TOEFL and GRE score before leaving in Lovers that day, Love 18 in both hands the Tianhe Airport Lovers lingering divisions
话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人，最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告
: L: Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！L：瀛台，我爱你这么多，我会想念你这么多。
Z: I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.Z：我也爱你！不要担心。梁山伯我爱你，在这个野生的世界。只要我回来了，我就嫁给你。我等待了两年
L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.L：我会吻你横跨太平洋。
Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo
旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai called Liangsanbo from the United states一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
Z：我会吻你从另一个侧面。等等我。波波旁：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话
L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?
L：噢，亲爱的，银泰我很想念你，想念你的每一分钟每一秒。哦，我亲爱的。你在听我说话吗？
Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.Z：听着，：梁山拨。我打电话是想告诉你，我爱你。不过，我想你最好找到一个更好的女孩
L: What? Pardon?L：什么？说什么？
Z: Because I’ll get married.Z：因为我要结婚了。L: Married ? to who? L：结婚了吗？是谁呢
Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body Z：要英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的马文才......他是那么英俊。如此丰富，比俞敏洪更丰富。他擅长葵花宝典，我爱他的钱，我很喜欢他的身体.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!L：你说的是什么？你等着瞧吧。我给你点颜色瞧瞧。我就杀了你！在美国，我会杀了你！
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha Z：美国吗？您可以到美国来的吗？哈哈哈哈
旁：Zhu Yingtai unprovoked betrayal deeply hurt Liang Shanbo fragile mind, he made the poison oath: do not kill people until Zhu Yingtai.Thus came to the New Oriental School to study the TOEFL and GRE.Of course he did not forget old certificate can offer 20 dollars.In order to be able to fly over the sea to kill Zhu Yingtai, to remind ourselves every day he has a dream.祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。
L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo.I’m here to kill you.L：祝英台，很长一段时间没有看到的，是吧？我是谁？我是梁山伯。我在这里杀了你。
Z: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.Z：梁......梁山伯。哦，文才。他是疯了。他会杀了我 M: You!Get out of here你！滚出去.M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan.Ok ok I’ll come right now你好，我在武汉。好吧，我马上来
Z: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He’ll kill me请不要走。只是停留，请。他会杀了我.M: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典? 你告诉我你是擅长葵花宝典
M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典。对不起，我不擅长葵花宝典。我只擅长新华字典
Z: Oh, you liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me? 哦，你是个骗子。就滚出去！（对梁山伯）哦，亲爱的，你必须杀了我？
L: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.是的，我要。因为我恨你比我更可以说。
Z:(sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..当我们年轻的时候，我们听MP3，你说你会永远爱我。不要杀我，好吗？ L: No door!(sing)Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.我门都没有！你去哪里，无论你说什么，我都会在这里杀死你。我只知道我是爱你的天生的或杀了你。现在我不能爱你，唯一的选择是杀死你。Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)曾经从前，有一份真诚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜。如果我再见到他，我想说我爱你。如果你要问我多久我会爱他，我应该说是一万年。那个人是你的唯一我爱的人在这个世界上你。只有你
L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you！我唯一的女性，我想杀的是只有你！
Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.Z！：请，你知道我爱你。我爱你，就像老鼠爱大米。我要和你结婚。
L: hehehe Really? 呵呵呵，真的吗？
Z: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me！！哦，当然。请不要杀我！！
L: To kill or not to kill is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)我杀还是不杀是一个问题。我不知道。谁能告诉我？我把她的生命在你的手中。这里的每个人，请告诉我杀还是不杀？
L: You hear this.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.你听到这个。我很抱歉。但别担心，我会和你一起去天堂。Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)好杀了我，然后我们会变成两个蝴蝶在美丽的花园
第四篇：四人英语话剧剧本
四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling Orange The Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。人物
Tom:
Father Orange Klye:
Mother Orange Wallis:
Older Sister Orange Jessie:
Little Brother Orange
Characters Father Orange:
He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.Mother Orange:
She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father.She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange:
She is young , energetic, and competitive.Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.SCENE I 场景一：果园
One Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day.An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard.)Father:
I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field(yawning).Mother:
Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this.Sister:
A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother:
That really scared me.They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister:
(Afraid suddenly)Oh!My friends were grabbed and put into large bags.I could hear them yell for help.Father:
Hey!We shouldn’t look at them;otherwise, they’ll notice us.Mother:
But it’s useless.Sister:
Oh, God!We’re discovered!
Brother:
Oh!We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches.What will we do for food and water? Sister:
It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.Mother:
Well, we’ll just have to do our best.Father:
Yeah!
SCENE II On a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand.)Sister:
Gee!This place is so cold and desolate.I wish we had our friends here on this stand(looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother:
I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.(Suddenly)
Sister:
Oh!Mother!How could they do that? Mother:
What are you talking about?
Brother:
I know what she’s talking about(Brother turns to look).Father:
What did you see? Sister:
My friends were cut up and eaten.How could they do that? I’m so scared.Father:
Now, children, be calm.Mother:
Sh~ Someone’s coming.Father:
Try to be quiet.Sister:
I don’t want to be taken away.Brother:
Oh!My friend’s being taken away.Sister:
Your friend looks so fat.Mother:
If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away.Brother:
That’s a bright idea.But how could we look sour? Mother:
Now, children, stop being scared and calm down.Father:
Oh!No!I’m being looked at.Mother:
I told you not to eat so much.Now you look so fat and juicy.(Father is being taken away.)Brother:
Oh, no, Dad!
Father:
(Sadly)Good bye, children.Sister:
Oh!Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.Mother:
Oh, no!Brother:
Stop that.Our father can’t be taken away.Mother:
Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.Sister:
Hey!The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.Brother:
A car’s pulling up.Mother:
Oh, no!His bag is being picked up.Sister:
But it’s breaking.And Dad’s falling out.Brother:
Dad’s rolling away.All:
(Jumping up and down cheering)ROLL!ROLL!He’s getting away.Sister & Brother:
Yip!Yip!Hurray for Dad!Mother: Oh!Thank God.
第五篇：英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
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