搞笑5人英语剧本之西门吹雪（精选5篇）

第一篇：搞笑5人英语剧本之西门吹雪

搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.Birds are dancing in the cold.A man is walking along the street ,step by step.Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches.Y与X相遇．

X：Oh ,I am sorry to knock you!Y: Ha ha, Never mind baybay.X: Excuse me，who are you on earth? could you tell me your name? Y: Ha ha, I won’t change my name!no matter what happens.I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng.Who are you? X:I am Ximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchuixue? X:Yes, what is wrong? Y:I heard that you are the besting MartialArts? X:Great, you know me!Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me!let me you go!X: No, I must kill you!Y: I don't want to be killed.There are an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!X: Noway!Because we are fighting now!you know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!X: Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)X抢过牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking it.how do you know that? Y: Please drink it!X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure, must!milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!? X: I’m sure I won’t!

Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never be have properly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach!Y大笑：HaHa……

X可怜状: help!help!Where is the washroom? Y:What ? X:Toliet? Y:What ? X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!X:Thanks,byebye.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuine snow!H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y:Who areyou? H:Hua---man----lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y:Yes, he was beaten by meand is in“WC” now,ha…… H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!Y:You are right!H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!Do you want joinin us? Y:Yes,It’s very good.H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H:My dearest!let me introduce Yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is Yegucheng.K:sit down plese, yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids? Y: Yes,Ido.K: Huamanlou, come.put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子)this ring should be mine!K:But who are you? Why should it belong you? Y急切: king!Dear king!I must go now,my brother is looking for me!huoxi(维语再见)K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ? Y:How clever……

X冷酷:yegucheng!Come here!Iwant to tell you something!Y抱X的腿:oldbrother!Forgive me!X:Forgiveme? Why? Y: Once there was a chance before me, I lost it.If the god give me an other chance, I’ll tell you,I love you,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is thousand year!X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!

Y:I like going lady’s WC.I.I..I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you? X:You are stupid!It means“I love you”.K:Don’t say that you love me.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!X:What?(侧耳装着听不到)You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ抓住K)K:Fuck you.I must kill you!X:How can you kill me? haha……

Y:Let me have a try!3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)K:thank you very much,you save me.Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American to let you have a vacation.Y:That’s good.But there is one more thing.Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American with her.K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me!Hahaha…… Y:Hahaha-----H:Where’s some where? K:What? Y:Do you want to go lady’s“WC”? X:Yes,I……I…… do.H顶着摇头：X,no, no，you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”.That is not the place where you can go into!because you are X!you are the best man of Chinese kongfu!X: what if I’m the best in the word? Why I try my best to live but I’m still

so miserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ?!K: you are right.One will not be clever until the day he die.In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way!go into the Lady’s WC , then die , comfortablly!go ahead!H: you , stupid , bad behavior!go away!K;why ? why do you help him!who acturally are you ? H: my real name is LuXiaofeng------the wife of X.I’m a spy.K惊讶:!you---you---You are LuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?

Y: I have already recognized you.a tricker!do you know, you are the first person who cheated me!because of you ,I deeide never believe anyone else ,including myself.you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today!(轻声说)Ｘwill die ,go and see him ,please.H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the fature and tomorrow is a good beginning!K:what a moving story!I was impressed!Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!H: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume!

(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)Y痛苦状:don’t leave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me!I realize that I’m wrong.help me,I intend to be back ,help me ,I key you ,beg you------help me.I’ll never do that again!(Y死，音乐停)（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together.X:go home!? H:Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love!X:Do you want me live a life in such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will bealive for you.but!you know, I have not time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now ,and never let go of that promise.H: I promise.X:Never let go.H:I promise.I will never let go , X.I'll never let go.(X死)H:be alive!yeah , be alive!be alive without a hendance!life can be chance like time can go to back.there is beautiful snow but in spring , so life can come from the beginning!（H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）

第二篇：5人搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》范文

搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.Birds are dancing in the cold.A man is walking along the street ,step by step.Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches.Y与X相遇．

X：Oh ,I am sorry to knock you!

Y: Ha-ha, Never mind bay-bay.X: Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?

Y: Ha-Ha ,I won’t change my name!no matter what happens.I’m the most famous-------Ye Gu cheng.Who are you?

X: I am Ximenchuixue.Y惊讶: Ar, ximenchui xue?

X: Yes, what is wrong?

Y: I heard that you are the besting Martial Arts?

X: Great, you know me!

Y抱腿：Please, please„„ Don’t kill me!Let me you go!

X: No, I must kill you!

Y: I don't want to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!

X: No way!Because we are fighting now!you know?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don ''''''''''''''''t force me!

X: Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, very good!I like drinking it.How do you know that?

Y: please drink it!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha-ha

Y: Do you still want to kill me?

X: Sure, must!Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!?

X: I’m sure I won’t!

Y: I must give you a lesson!If I don''''''''''''''''t beat your this time, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下： Oach-Oach!

Y大笑：Ha-Ha„„

X可怜状: help!Help!Where is the wash room?

Y: What ?

X: Toilet?

Y: What ?

X: The “WC”?

Y: Oh, I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!

X: Thanks, bye-bye.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuine snow!

H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!

Y: Who are you?

H: Hua---man----lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?

Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha„„

H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!

Y: You are right!

H : Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for!do you want join in us ?

Y: Yes ,It’s very good.H: Ok , follow me , Let’s go to see my king!

Y: Ok ,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H: My dearest!let me introduce yegucheng to you!（指Y）this is yegucheng.K: sit down please , yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , sear and aids?

Y: Yes , I do.K: Huamanlou, come.put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）

X唱着上:Only you„„(看到戒子)this ring should be mine!

K: But who are you ? Why should it belong you?

Y急切: king!Debarking!I must go now ,my brother is looking for me!huo xi(维语再见)

K: huo xi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?

Y: How clever„„

X冷酷:yegucheng!Come here!I want to tell you something!

Y抱X的腿:old brother!Forgive me!

X: Forgive me? Why?

Y: Once there was a change before me ,I lost it.If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you “I love you” ,If there must be a limited period ,I hope it is a thousand years!

X: You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s “WC”!

Y:I like going lady’s WC.I„„I„„I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X: m-i-l-k ? haha , a yi xi da lu!(我爱你的意思)

K: a yi xi da lu? What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?

X: You are stupid!It means “I love you”.K: Don’t say that “you love me”.I’ll kill you for you saying dirty words to me!

X: What?(侧耳装着听不到)You---kill----me ?come, come„(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K: Fuck you.I must kill you!

X: How can you kill me? haha„„

Y: Let me have a try!3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

K: thank you very much, you save me.Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American to let you have a vacation.Y: That’s good.But there is one more thing.Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American with her.K: of course.You are the one who has the similar taste with me!Hahaha„

Y: Hahaha-----

H: Where’s somewhere?

K: What?

Y: Do you want to go to the lady’s “WC”?

X: Yes, I„„I„„ do.H顶着摇头：X, no , no，you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”.That is not the place where you can go into because you are X!you are the best man of Chinese Kongfu!

X: what if I’m the best in the world?!why I try my best to live but I’m still so miserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ?!

K: you are right.One will not be clever until the day he die.In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way!go into the Lady’s WC , then die , comfortably!go ahead!

H: you , stupid , bad behavior!go away!

K;why ? why do you help him!who actually are you ?

H: my real name is LuXiaofeng------the wife of X.I’m a spy.K惊讶:!you---you---You are LuXiaofeng ? X’s wife ?

Y: I have already recognized you.do you know, you are the first person who cheated me!because of you ,I decide not to believe anyone else ,including myself.you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today!(轻声说)Ｘ will die ,go and see him ,please.H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ, do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning!

K: what a moving story!I was impressed!

Y: life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!

H: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume!

(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)

Y痛苦状: don’t leave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me!realize that I’m wrong.help me ,I intend to be back ,help me ,beg you------help me.I’ll never do that again!(Y死，音乐停)

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together.X: go home!?

H: Tomorrow is another day!even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love!

X: do you want me live a life in such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will believe for you.but!you know, I don’t have time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday!You must do me this favor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now ,and never let go of that promise.H: I promise.X: Never let go.H: I promise.I will never let go ，X.I ''''''''ll never let go.(X死)

H: believe!yeah , believe!believe without hesitation!（H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）

第三篇：5人搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.Birdsaredancinginthecold.Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep.Windiscominginsilence.Another mysteriousmanapproaches.Y与X相遇．

X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou!

Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.X:Excuseme，whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?

Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname!nomatterwhathappens.I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng.Whoareyou?X:Iamximenchuixue.Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?

X:Great, youknowme!

Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme!letmeyougo!

X:No, Imustkillyou!

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood!Ilikedrinkingit.howdoyouknowthat?

Y:pleasedrinkit!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

X:Sure, must!milkismilk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?

X:I’msureIwon’t!

Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach!

Y大笑：HaHa……

X可怜状: help!help!Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!

X:Thanks,byebye.Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!

Y:Whoareyou?

H:Hua---man----lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……

H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y:Youareright!

H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus?

Y:Yes,It’sverygood.H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H:Mydearest!letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou!（指Y）thisisyegucheng.K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng!Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids?

Y: Yes,Ido.K: Huamanlou, come.puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）

X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子)thisringshouldbemine!

K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?

Y急切: king!dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)

K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?

Y:How clever……

X冷酷:yegucheng!comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!

Y抱X的腿:oldbrother!Forgiveme!

X:Forgiveme? Why?

Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit.Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!

X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s“WC”!

Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC.I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)

K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?

X:Youarestupid!Itmeans“I love you”.K:Don’t saythat“you love me”.I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!

X:What?(侧耳装着听不到)You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K:Fuckyou.Imustkillyou!

X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……

Y:Letmehaveatry!3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme.Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou

haveavacation.Y:That’s good.butthereisonemorething.canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme!Hahaha……小品剧本大全Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’ssomewhere?

K:What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”?

X:Yes,I……I…… do.H顶着摇头：X,no, no，youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC”.Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo!becauseyouareX!youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!

X: whatifI’mthebestintheword?!whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ?!

K: youareright.onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie.Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way!gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly!goahead!

H: you , stupid , bad behavior!goaway!

K;why ? whydoyouhelphim!whoacturallyareyou ?

H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX.I’maspy.K惊讶:!you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?

Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou.atricker!doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me!because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself.you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today!(轻声说)Ｘwilldie ,goandseehim ,please.H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning!

K:what amoving story!I was impressed!

Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume!

H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume!

(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)

Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me!realizethat I’m wrong.help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me.I’ll never dothat again!(Y死，音乐停)

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together.X:gohome!?

H:Tomorrow is another day!evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove!

X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you.but!youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday!Youmustdome this honor...promise meyou will survive...that youwillnevergiveup...nomatter what happens...no matter howhopeless...promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.H: I promise.X:Never let go.H:Ipromise.Iwill never let go ,X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)

H:be alive!yeah , bealive!bealivewithout ahendance!lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback.thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning!（H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）小品剧本大全

第四篇：英语话剧剧本 之新版笑傲江湖

laughing in the wind 人物：令狐冲（linghuchong），小师妹（little sister），任盈盈（yingying），东方不败（invincible eastern），小尼姑（little nun），田伯光（tianboguang），林平之（linpingzhi）

第一幕

（令狐冲与小师妹正在舞剑，甜蜜无比）

令狐冲：little sister ,you are the most beautful girl in this world!i will love you forever.小师妹：(害羞)oh!really?you are the most handsome boy I have ever seen!i love you too!令狐冲:I love you too 小师妹：I love you too too 令狐冲：I love you too too too!(小师妹的剑不小心落下令狐冲捡起)令狐冲：oh little sister ,your sword!小师妹：no it’s your sword!令狐冲：your sword!（扭扭咧咧）小师妹：your sword!令狐冲：your sword!小师妹：it’s madness when I say it ,but not when you say about it!令狐冲：ok , you are right ,it’s my sword.(顺从态)令狐冲：little sister ,there is one thing I want to tell you ,master asked me to go downhill for a few days ,so during my absence ,brother lin will be with you ,take good care of yourself ,I will be back soon.小师妹：rearlly?oh , my life will be boring without you!(伤感)so,good-bye!(突然兴奋)第二幕

（令狐冲在下山后遇见正在调戏小尼姑的田伯光）小尼姑：give away!田伯光：come here!小尼姑：if you talk any more nonsence, I’ll hit you with my sword!小尼姑：keep away!keep away!田伯光:let me take good care of you!don’t be afraid of me , I’m the most handsome man in china.令狐冲：stop that!Don’t hurt that girl!田伯光：who is that man?run far away if you don’t want to pass away!令狐冲：so ,let’s fighting!(音乐，用功夫里面的那首)(两人打斗，令狐冲不敌田伯光)田伯光：give out that little boy!you can’t stop me from enjoying my life with her!令狐冲：no ,if that!if that ,I’d rather die!(再上，再被打败，重伤)（突然闪出一人，身手凌厉，田伯光被秒掉）小尼姑：unbelievable！he’s my hero!东方不败：what a handsome man ,it would be a pity if you die here.and that’s why I save you ,so ,don’t fall in love with me ,forever!令狐冲：you are a man ,how can I fall in love with you!东方不败：but what if I ware a girl? 令狐冲：if that ,I won’t believe in love for any longer 东方不败：wait for me here!i’ll be back soon!(熄灯，东方不败换女装)令狐冲：you you are so beautiful!I love you 东方不败：no!we can never be together ,not because of you ,nor because of me ,it’s the world to blame!goodbey honey ,we won’t meet again.(灯灭，第三幕)（麻将声响起，四人麻将，分别是令狐冲，小师妹，林平之，任盈盈，令狐冲面对的是林平之）(中文对话： 林平之：八筒 小师妹：吃 林平之：九条 小师妹：碰 林平之：五条 小师妹：杠！令狐冲：五桶 小师妹：糊了！)令狐冲：I lose again ,little sister ,brother lin is always help you!what’s the matter with you honey? 小师妹：so I will tell you the truth ,I am in love with brother lin ,compared with you ,he is more hot, he have strong kiss with me every now and then.but you ,have not even touch my hand during the past few years!令狐冲：I’m so sad to hear that

任盈盈：brother linhu ,don’t be sad ,when you are longly ,I will be right by your side!令狐冲：thank you yingying ,when everbody leave me ,you are the only one stay with me.任盈盈：when you are longly ,I can play music for you ,so ,let us be together!I wana be your girl , and you are my boy!令狐冲：ok，you are my girl now, do what you want to do!(任盈盈抱住令狐冲，吻了他)（灯灭）

（旁白：two years later ,it is said that invincible eastern was killed by linhuchong , the biggest enemy died , but the world get worse , people suffer from songshanpai.linghuchong live with renyingying from that day on , but is he happy ? who is the girl really in his heart?）第三幕

（非诚勿扰音乐，田伯光作为主持人，四位女嘉宾在场上端坐，分别是小师妹，小尼姑，任盈盈，东方不败，令狐冲上场）

田伯光：welcome to “no honesty no bother” I’m the compere xiaotiantian.taday there are 4 girls waiting for their boy.now let’s welcome the sunny boy linghuchong!(音乐)令狐冲：holle everybody , I am linghuchong from huashan mountain,I’m a strong man as well as a handsome boy,you will never regret if you choose me.田伯光：so girls , it’s time to turn down your light , to turn or not to turn it is a question(都没有熄灯)田伯光：it’s out of my surprise!all of the lights are on！so you can choose the girl you love best.小师妹：brother , it was all my fault before, brother lin is no longer a real man I am so longly these days, the boy I really love is you!小尼姑：brother , you have saved me , all my body ang heart are yours!任盈盈：brother chong ,I am the girl who accompanied you.when you feel longly ,I played music for you.when you are happy ,I played music for you.when you are sad ,I played music for you!令狐冲：but don’t you know I don’t love music?(径直走向东方不败，牵住她的手)令狐冲：I thought you have passed away, it is so good to see you again 东方不败：I was saved by your master fengqingyang(停顿)。You wanted to kill me ,why choose me now? 令狐冲:I did’t want you know?it was not decide by me!belive in me ,you are the girl in my heart!whether past or present!东方不败:I won’t belive in you any more , you have so many female friends ,any of them can be your girl friend , isn’t it? 令狐冲:the girl you love is not the one who grow up with you ,nor the one who like you ,nor the one who play music for you!she is the one you feel right ,and that is the most important.belive that you will always be my girl!东方不败：thank you for your love , which I can’t afford to.we can never be together, it is decide by God.I will not marry you , nor see you again.so ,it is the last time we see each other.choose the one you like best and be kind to her.Good-bye

第五篇：英语剧本

Qu Yuan(about before 304Songs of the South, breaking the “Book of Songs” manifestations, greatly enriching the performance of poetry, the Poetry of Ancient China opened up a new horizon.successors will therefore “Songs of the South” and “The Book of Songs” and called “Wind, showmanship.” “Wind, show” Poetry is the history of realism and romanticism two fine traditions sources.Meanwhile, a representative of Qu Yuan Chu also affects the formation of Han Fu.In the history of China, Qu Yuan is a most people admire and love poet.According to “Qi added harmonic mind” and “Geography of the Sui Dynasty” set, Qu Yuan May 5 for the Lunar Jiang himself.Chinese Folk Festival May 5 packet Ancients, dragon-boat race on the custom of people from the right to commemorate Qu Yuan M , Qu Yuan was also classified as the world “four celebrity culture,” one by the World Peace Council and the people of the world the solemn commemoration

QuYuan walked towards a bank of MiLo laying his long hair down to the full length.His face was pale like a lief.A fisherman saw him and asked:“aren't you the Prime Minister ”san lv“?Why do you come here.Why your condition is so bad?”Qu said:“The people in the whole world are turbidy like polluted water.But I am so clean.Besides, They are drunk ,but I am awake.Because of this reason ,I got expulsion as the punishment given by the king.The fisherman said:”If someone is a great man ,he will stand by the whole world people supporting their opinion.even it isn't truth.Now that ,the people in the whole world are turbidy like poplluted

Qu Yuan, a Chinese literary history of the greatest and most distinguished Romantic poet, called him after the work is “Songs of the South.” Masterpiece is the “Lament”, which is the longest of Qu Yuan a lyric poem, a total of three hundred seventy-three, two thousand seven hundred and seventy seven words of the poem describes the poet to practice their own political views are being attack and persecution, must express their inner pain, faithful to the people and the feelings of the motherland.Qu Yuan in the long journey of exile, the spirit and life suffered devastation and suffering is imagined.One day he is Singing River, encountered a fishing hermit, hermit to see him looking haggard haggard, advised him “Do not rigidly stick to”, “easy-going number”, and the bigwigs were in cahoots.Yuan said: “I would rather go to Xiang River flows buried in the belly of the fish;security can Haohao of white, and almost dust mask secular?” Year seven to eight tests, was the capital of Chu Chi broken, the spirit of the poet has been a great blow, seeing the difficulty of breaking the country, but can not use his power, he was so frightened that in extreme disappointment and pain, the poet came to the east of the Yangtze River Miluo, bouldering and drowned.He died about sixty years old, it is the Lunar May tenth.Two thousand years of age, which in the course of history can not be considered just a moment, but despite the drain, dusk to dawn-to, the image of the poet Qu Yuan, but still remain in people's heart.Today, Dragon Boat Festival every day, people are still in the river in the dragon boat racing, the dumplings, multicolored silk tie to commemorate the great poet Qu Yuan, see the works of the poet and the spirit is eternal it!

该文章转载自无忧考网：http://www.xiexiebang.competence, Jin Chu court soon to be appreciated, has left office only,三闾doctor, but the political reform that has not been able to achieve the final grade has been cut exile.Was subsequently informed that all Ying QIN Bing Chu break, like a bolt from the blue, very sad, we came to the riverside Perot, picked up a stone, jump for Jiang himself.“Qu Yuan's spirit,” a stretch of more than 2,000 years, inspiring generations of Chinese people, this is a spiritual treasure of the Chinese nation, no matter when and where, for us is always an educational and inspiring.