第一篇：白蛇传(英语话剧)
The tale of the white snake
（音乐，幻化人形）
Long long ago, a moving story happened here ,it’s about love ,life, and fun
there was a white snake who was saved by a human boy.Then after 1800 years, she came to the human world with her sister xiaoqing to find her benefactor to return the favor.So snake white and snake green became into human beings through magic power.They came to the earthly paradise------Hang Zhou, to get an encounter with her benefactor.（音乐起，千年等一回）齐唱：
waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years I have no regret
Who said this to me
That love me forever Only for your words A~I won’t be regretful
Rain heart broke wind is crying Sweety love seems to fall West lake likes my tear
I would like to be fire with you A~
Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years I have no regret
Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years… 1000（音乐，幻化人形）第一幕：断桥上
(音乐 西湖美景三月天)青：“Sister, is this the world of human being? How beautiful!” 白：“Be careful, follow me!”（闪电，下雨音乐伴奏）青：“What a heavy rain!”
白：“Don’t worry, we have an umbrella.”(白素贞撑起一把破伞)许仙上场，白素贞与许仙相遇…… 许仙：
啊 啊 啊
青: Listen!there are someone who are singing.oh!look!over there.How handsome he is~~~
白: He seems not only handsome but also full of knowledge.I think I have fall in love with him.Will you help me ,Xiaoqing?
青: Well, take this umbrella and I will help you to close to him.许：“Oh, my god!How beautiful！” 白：“So handsome …Mr.，your clothes is wet, now I have an umbrella, let us share one.” 许：“Oh, thank you, lovely girl.How fine the weather is!Would you like to have a walk with me? ” 白：“Ok, let’s go.”
青：“Sister, sister, let’s go together.”
白：“Don’t you see I’m busy? Go away!”(小白用力的推开了小青)小青伤心地跑开了。。（跑的姿势要有笑点）许：“What’s your name?” 白：“Su Zhen”
许：“I never saw a girl more beautiful than you, your beauty makes the sky falling down tears, when I saw you, I don’t know what to say… ” I am so excited that my heart is jumping so fast.I have never felt like this before.I think I must be fall in love with you!Oh ,you are my Suzhen!
白:Yes!Yes!Then you are my Xuxian!许：“Could you marry me?” 白：“Yes，I do, Xian gong!” 相公 啊哈娘子 啊哈
青 :Oh!How romantic they are.So,where are my Mr.Right?（音乐 今天你要嫁给我cut版）
证婚人: Now, bride and bridegroom ,please come here and kneel down.M: First, bow to the great heaven and earth!
M: Second, bow to the great parents!
M: Bridegroom and bride bow to each other!
I now pronounce you husband and wife.You may now kiss your bride.Seal the promises you have made with each other with a kiss.Now , the ceremony is over.please send the bride to the bridal chamber(洞房).第二天敬茶
W：“Dad ,please have the tea”
D : “ Thank you ,good kid!”
W:
“Mom ,please have the tea”
M：“ Thank you ,good kid!”
After parents drinking the tea, they will give the bride a red paper containing money as a gift and bless the couple.“Hope you two have a happy life and enjoy yourself in the
第三幕: 法海收服白素贞
旁白： From then on，snake white，snake green and XuXian lived a happy life, they often chew the fat ,and burned the candle at both ends.until suddenly one day，miss green heard that the monk Fahai would come.白素贞望向窗外皱眉，掐算的手势，小青走过来。
（音乐 掐算）
青：“Sister, what are you doing here?” 白：“.I’m thinking about our future.I forecast that fahai have come here，our happy life will end soon”
青：“Don’t think like that, we will be safe and sound.Oh ,look, the scenery is beautiful „„”（音乐
得意法海）
法海出现（身披床单，一手手拿晾衣杆，一手拿圆形饭盒）
法海：“Evil snake!Today, I’ll subdue you!Snake white, you have no chance to escape!”(法海举起了饭盒)小白小青做惊恐状，然后对视一笑，作鄙视的手势（哼哼哼~~）法海看着饭盒说道“too small？”然后换脸盆说道“ha-ha，this is big enough！”
小白小青做惊恐状，定了定神说
青：Buddhist monk，get out here , otherwise，I’ll let you die ugly.法海：evil snake，let me give you some color to see see!（法海向前伸出脸盆隔空打伤了小青，小青作负伤状，一手扶着桌子半蹲着）
白去扶小青说道：“xiaoqing，are you ok? Keep back, don’t come any closer!青：sister！
小白做出准备打架的姿势，Fahai you don't understand love Leifeng Pagoda will fall down together we will never separate Fahai you really don't understand love
Fahai, why don't you agree our love, you don't want to make us happy? Take one's ease，sincere love of a lifetime.You want to follow your truth，you don't want to listen to us and said: “ you do not understand love Fahai, Leifeng Pagoda will fall down, we together, never separated, Fahai you really don't understand love!” you said, we can't be together, but you don't know me, one thousand years, I never stop changing, want to be good，I find my love in the world.此时许仙入场，看到此景
许仙：oh darling，what happened? 法海：Your wife is evil spirit!Let me tame her!许仙一手推开白娘子，白娘子啊一声，被推到一旁（要演的有笑点）许仙挡在白娘子面前 许仙：You are a liar.She is my wife!I won’t let you hurt her!法海：how stupid！Look, I will tame her now.(法海举起脸盆收小白，小白渐渐被法海吸走，小白和许仙拉著彼此的手难舍难分)放背景乐 my heart will go on 许仙：Come on;just give me your hand.小白：guan ren，I love you forever, don’t forget me….许仙：niang zi, no!don’t leave me alone!I won’t let you go！两人的手还是分开了，小白被法海吸出门外，然后法海进门，拿着脸盆，从脸盆中拿出白纸条笑道
法海：Ha-ha, snake white, you will spend your left time under the leifeng tower!许仙披上斗篷（床单）开启作战状态 许仙：no！Give my wife back！!法海：哼！stupid human！no way！
许仙与法海展开了搏斗（放背景乐男儿当自强（黄飞鸿主题音乐 音乐版）两人抖床单，来回打太极推来推去三回合许仙败（要演的有笑点 配合着音乐））然后法海拿好脸盆走向许仙
法海：阿弥陀佛，color is empty，empty is color.（色即是空 空即是色）Young man, forget it and you can start a new life!(法海拂袖扬长而去)大家一起登场齐唱： Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years I have no regret Who said this to me That love me forever Only for your words A~I won’t regret that Rain’s heart broke Wind is crying
Sweet love seems to fall
West Lake likes my tear I would like to be fire with you A~ waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years I have no regret Waiting 1000 years 1000 years for a chance Waiting 1000 years… 老师咱们就选这个了！！！!
第二篇：大学生搞笑话剧剧本：白蛇传
出场幕
（小刚和欣然手挽手走出来）
X：哎，小刚，你说这么快就毕业了，真是有点舍不得啊。
G：是啊。岁月不饶人啊。想起这几年，有些事真是印象深刻啊。X：哦？是嘛？
G：对啊，大二那年发生了一件事，加深了我和A的感情啊。X：快快，说给我听听。
第一幕
（中午，静静的宿舍里，各人在做自己的事情，有的在看书，有的在写作业，有的在听歌，还有的在睡觉，这时，三拿起手机打电话给女朋友）A：喂！在干什么呀？我？我在看书，钱钟书的《围城》，什么？你当上了咱们学校啦啦队队长，真的啊，啊！你太棒了。（欢喜状，不由得站了起来）那我们一定要好好庆祝啊，你努力 了这么长时间终于有了回报，真替你高兴……
（四上，神情发怒，走路匆匆，走进宿舍，在桌子前趴着）
A：喂！路威啊！在干什么呀？我最近闲得无聊，想下个周末去找你玩，行吗？什么？你们 学校封校了。（惊讶状）有许多同学高烧不退被隔离了？太可怕了。你有没有怎么样啊？哦！你出门要带着口罩啊，注意别感冒了，抓点中药什么的，平时多锻炼锻炼。我们？我们学校 没有，我身体好着呢，呵呵，那我就不能找你去了。（不高兴）真是的。咱们老长时间没见 面了，都怪这甲流。恩，那以后再说吧，拜拜啦！（强调）多注意身体啊。（挂上电话。四本来就生气，这时他再也不耐烦了）
G：你能不能别老在别人休息的时候打电话啊，从早打到晚，你哪来那么多话说啊！A：嗨！我打电话碍着你什么事了。（生气）
G：碍着我什么事？你总是打电话，还那么大声，你难道不知道会影响到别人吗。你有没有 替别人着想。B：你们别吵了。
A：我又不是天天打。
G：你还想天天打？你知不知道你这样搞得我们都不能安心做自己想做的事，你就不能让我 们清静清静。
A：有你说的那么严重吗？
G：当然，你是体会不到的，你总是想着自己，哪顾得上别人的感受。A：你还不也一样，动不动就生气，顾及了别人的感受吗？ G：你……
（这时，G赌气出去了，C追了上去，迎面遇上了B，A坐着上不吱声，众人无奈，都回到自己的座位上）B：小刚！
（G不理B，匆匆走下）B：C，G怎么了？ C：刚和A吵架了。B：怎么回事？
C：G嫌A总是打电话，打电话，影响别人。B：哦！其实他今天心情不好。他们记者团没有按时交新闻稿，被老师批评了一顿。C：哦！怪不得。看她刚才气冲冲的样子。唉……
第二幕
（A坐在书桌前）C：A！A：恩！
C：A，别生气了，G今天也不是故意的。他负责的记者团今天没有按时交稿，挨老师批评 了，他也不是故意的，你也知道的，G不是一个小心眼的人，只是碰巧今天心情不好。A：那我就该挨骂了？ C：不是的……（欲说）A：我不想听了。C：唉！（摇头下场）
B：（推G）G，别生气了。（G不说话）A今天也不是故意的，咱们都是一个宿舍的兄弟，大家彼此让一让，和和气气的不是很好吗？为什么一定要这样。（G不说话，沉默了一会）G：（吁一口气）B，我现在也后悔了。其实，刚才是我不对，都怪我太莽撞了。我知道，舍友之间不该为一些不必要的小事闹矛盾。我不知道A现在是怎么想的，我也不知道我该怎么办。
我不好意思道歉啊！
B：着有什么的啊，都是一个宿舍的，有什么不好意思的。G：恩，我知道了，谢谢六！（二人相视而笑）
（旁白：几天后……）
J：A，咱们宿舍明天一起出去玩吧，咱们好久没有一起出去了。A：J，不好意思，明天我和女友有约了。J：挪出一天也不行吗？（A不说话）唉！（悻悻地离开）
第六幕
（A独自一人在宿舍，这时，G回来了，推门一看,只有A一个人在，有点惊讶，也有点尴尬。
他低下头，匆匆走到自己的书桌前，两人背对而坐。宿舍里静悄悄的，长时间的沉默）（这时，A起身倒水）
A：啊！我了个去这水怎么这么烫 G：怎么了，（慌忙跑过去）A？ A：（很疼的样子）没事，被烫到了。
G：我看看。烫的挺严重的。没事，我这有烫伤膏。（说着就去拿药膏给A了。）
A：G！G：恩？
A：对不起！我……
G：A，别说了。其实，应该是我道歉的，我不该乱发火。A：是我不对，我不该这么自私。忽略了你们的感受，G：我知道，这两天我也想了很多，也深深自责，A：我怎么会生你的气呢，是我不对。G：A…… A：G……
（两人相拥，这时，其他人上场）J：（笑着说）
B：这不是很好吗，彼此尽弃前嫌，我们仍是好兄弟。C：是啊，是啊！
A：这段时间真的是对不起大家，我向大家道歉。
J：说什么呢。咱们兄弟之间不用道歉，我们有的是谅解，是爱。G：我明白了，我们兄弟间的情谊会是值得我们一辈子珍藏的宝藏！（音乐起）
X：原来是这样啊。室友之间当然是要相互体谅的啊。对吧。G：对啊。而且我觉得不仅要相互体谅，而且要相互尊重，不能因为家境不好就轻视别人。X：那是当然啦。怎么，你寝室有这样的事吗？ G：算是有吧。我想起去年的一件事。。
文 C 贝 B
田 J C：（进宿舍门，惊呀）哇，有没有搞错？！我们走错门啦（欲退出）。
B：没有错呀，是我们宿舍呀？
C：有这么整齐漂亮，不可能呀？
J：（得意地）你们没走错宿舍，这是202室，C：这是你的壮举？
B：你太伟大了。
C、贝俩人欲上前哄闹
J：Stop，Stop，怎么样，好好欣赏一下，干净的男生宿舍。
C：（突然地），你又抓了哪个女生过来打扫。
J：女生？（乐）那些娇宝宝，还要人去侍侯他们呢！
B：那到底怎么回事，莫不是你那当老总的老爸派人来收拾的吧？
J：这也太离谱了，这种事去劳驾他，找骂！
B C：难道真的是你？
J：你们也太抬举我了，我哪是这块料。
C：（疑惑）那……
J：你们忘了？前几天我们不是讨论过吗？为了提高我们的学习、生活质量，让我们从洗衣服、打扫屋子的琐碎事中解放出来，打算合伙请一个保姆吗？
B C：（点头）是讨论过。
J： 我去了一趟保姆介绍所，他们给介绍了一位钟点，工钱二百元，要求是我们上课时来干活，不得影响我们下课后的休息，先试工半个月，如不满意另换别人，怎么样，她刚来收拾了一番，初见成效吧。
B：哇，您真英明、伟大。这保姆费不会是你一个人包了吧？
J：瞎说，老规矩AA制，正好，我们宿舍四个人，每人50元。
C：50元……不知我妈知道了会怎么想。
J：不就50元吗，在他们的心里，只要我们读好书，他们不在乎花钱
B：（理解地）C，你家经济紧张些，你那50元，我和舒歌替你出了吧，（对田）舒歌，没有异议吧。
J：（大气地）行，小菜一碟，没问题，我一个人替小雅出也行，反正我那老爸有的是钱，C：（面子上有些搁不住）你们也太小瞧人了，我家虽不能和你们比，但这50元钱还是出得起的。
B：呀，要上大课了。快走快走
钟点工妇女提一塑料袋洗洁用品及一小搓衣板上场，她动作麻利地收拾好一切，端起那堆衣物向另一侧走去，C床头的一件挂饰引起她的注意。
C（急冲冲）真是越乱越忙（推门进宿舍寻找笔记本，发现钟点工）
钟：（回头惊愣）C？！
C：妈？！你怎么来了？有事吗？
钟：C，你搬到这间宿舍来了？
C：是的，喏，这张床就是我的。（拿出一白雪公主挂式挂在床头）
钟：看妈忙的，也顾不上常到学校来看看你（欲回身洗衣）
C：妈，你在干嘛哪，你快别洗了。
钟：（笑了笑）我不洗，你们堆在那儿，衣服会讴坏的。
C：妈，这不用你烦，等会儿有个钟点工会来帮我们洗的，（突然想起什么），咦，妈，你是怎么进来的？是不是那个钟点工已经来了（四下寻找）。
钟：（答非所问）那个钟点工是怎么回事？
C：妈，有件事还没来得及告诉你，我们宿舍合伙请了一个保姆，每天来帮我们打扫，整理房间，洗衣服，每人每月出50元钱，大家都参加，我不好特殊，妈，我想你是会同意的，是不会在乎这50元钱的吧。
钟：（勉强笑）是的，是不在乎……
C：我的好妈妈，我一定把所有的精力都放在学习上，将来考研究生，出国留学，给你争气争脸……
钟：（默默拿过洗衣盆）妈知道，妈知道……
C：妈，叫你别洗了，你怎么就闲不住呢？那钟点工回来洗的，我们出了钱的，你都洗了，不便宜了那个钟点工吗？
钟：（震惊，望着女儿）你……
C：妈，你又转不过弯来了，我们花钱，她干活，天经地义，你真是天生劳碌命，有福不会享……叫同学看见好没面子……
钟：（愣怔）……
C：（惊）妈，你怎么了，是不是老毛病又犯了（扶母坐到自己床上）
钟：没事，没事，妈还有事要办，先走了。
钟匆匆欲走出门，和急冲冲上的田舒歌差点撞一个正着。
J：阿姨，你来了。
J：哇！小雅，你真能磨蹭，还不快走。
C：不是啊，是我……
钟：（抢过话头）小同学，我的事多，实在忙不过来……
J：阿姨，你……
钟：什么也别说了，我得赶紧走了……
J：（阻拦）阿姨，你有什么条件好商量的。
C：（一头雾水）J，你干嘛呢？
J：小雅，别愣着了，你快帮我劝劝阿姨。
C：什么？
J：你快帮我劝劝阿姨留下来，无论什么条件都先答应她，就交给你了。
C：你搞什么明堂？
J：她就是我们请的钟点工。
C：（愣怔）。
J：B那边在等我，（对钟）阿姨，有话咱们回头再说，（对C)看你的了，阿姨再见（下）。
C：（疑惑地）妈，这是怎么回事？
钟：你坐起来，听妈跟你说，是妈把你宠坏了，你哪知道生活的艰难哪。你还记得那次你要去祝贺同学的生日，问妈要的那200元钱吗？
C：（拭泪望着妈）嗯，记得。
钟：那是妈两天两夜没有合眼在医院陪护一个瘫痪病人挣来的……这一年来，为了你，妈什么都干过，替人买菜，洗衣做饭，接送孩子，做陪护，端屎倒尿，擦身喂水，妈不怕活儿有多累，多脏，多苦，就怕没活儿干。这下可好，忙挣钱都忙到我女儿头上了……
C：（扑进母亲怀里）妈，你别说了，你干嘛不告诉我。
钟：不告诉你是怕影响你，只巴望着你学习好，有出息，天天过的快快活活的……
C：（激动）妈！
钟：雅雅，妈原以为这样就尽到心了，等你学成长大了就什么都明白了，看来不成，搞不好反而害了你呀……
C：妈，是我不好，让你伤心难过，妈我将来会多挣钱好好孝敬你的。
钟：（感叹）妈知道你有孝心，可是人哪，不能没有文化，更不能不懂事，更多的道理妈也说不上，只晓得天下当妈的都巴望着儿女成人成材，成龙成凤，成材也好，成龙也好，不懂得生活的磨难和甘苦，恐怕做人都做不好……小雅，你懂妈的心思吗？
C：（点头）我懂，我懂。
钟：只要你懂妈的心思，妈就是耗干了，累倒了，妈心里也是甜甜的，活得有滋有味的。
C：（激动地）妈。
钟：好了，该说的妈都说了，你快去上课吧，妈把这里的事忙完，还要到别处去呢。
门突然打开了，B J 神情激动地呆立在门口，钟急忙掩饰避开。
文：（仿佛长大了许多）妈，他们是我同室的同学B J
这是我妈。
J：阿姨。
B：阿姨。
C：我们请的钟点工就是我妈。
J：C，什么也别说了。
C：那好，从今天起，我妈的这份钟点工我做了。
B J:C!
C：不过，是免费的（回身对妈）妈，你看好吗？
钟：（玩笑的）好是好，可妈又少了一份挣钱的机会，妈可没占到你的便宜。
C：（明白母亲的意思）妈！我这就报名参加学校组织的勤工助学，把你的堤内损失在堤外补回来。
B J：小雅，我们支持你！（对文母）阿姨，请相信我们，我们会懂事的，我们会长大的！
钟：（笑）哎，我相信，我相信。
三女生围着钟洗起了衣服
音乐起《烛光里的妈妈》主弦律
G：你知道吧。从那时候起。我们就变得很尊重对方，寝室关系更融洽了呢。X：是呀。现在都要毕业了。一定会很怀念吧。
G: 没事，大家都是一辈子的好朋友，欣然你说是吧。无论走到哪里，都会互相挂念。X：恩，大家都是一辈子的好朋友。
第三篇：英语话剧
beard is looking good there,A…..1(女)
Don‟t thank me，thank the dice.,they told me what percentage of my face to shave.….2
Why are you still doing this?.....3
Because it‟s working，…in the past few weeks ,not be bothered by trivialities,so and I‟m about
to figuring out why 1+1=2…..2
You forgot,got chafed testicles because you no longer wear underpants…..4
When give，also lost.…..2
Is 5 out with 6 again?...1
Yeah,every night …4
Wow, can‟t believe that he has a girlfriend….1
摇色子 me neither…2
Here‟s some other fun new on the 5 and 6,…..,he gave her a pair of diamond earrings anda car…3
You‟re kidding…..1
You think she‟s taking advantage of him?.....4
Oh ,of course not.She wouldn‟t do something like that…she is deaf….1
无奈的表情 deaf??....deaf woman can‟t be gold diggers?..4,Everyone knows that …..they are nice….1
Yeah, I actually have information about 5 that would be helpful with this discussion…2(不相信的眼神)Could you tell us?…4
Let‟s see 摇色子..(说出多少点).sorry,bud….2
Wait, hang on , two together.roll again…..1
摇色子okay ,listening to me.(都很无奈)…it doesn‟t matter if he buy lots of gifts ,because his families are vastly wealthy….2
What do you mean “vastly wealthy”?...1
Well, “wealthy” means a lot of money……”vastly” means even more…I „m not sure what you
don‟t understand…(都很无奈)...2
OK,I know they have money.i don‟t think it‟s that much….4
No,you‟re wrong…..through my survey in a few decades, his familiers are‟t just rich ,they‟re Richie Rich rich….2
Well,so how much is that?..1
About halfway between xietingfeng and zhangbozhi….2
what?? The last time we went to the zoo….,that son made me buy him ice cream…3
4走出教室(哼着歌)listen,guys, I need to go call 5‟s sister ,who I love so much…..so vastly much….4
OK….,so he is very rich …1
And he pay off all her credit cards…3
What??.damn it ,I could have date 5 for a coulp months….but I „m not that kind of girl….we should really talk to 5….1
He‟s not going to listen…he is in love….3
Can‟t know what to do?.?.....now,excuse me,…I have to….摇色子….stay right here…..2
第四篇：英语话剧
I used to have my dream!
我有过梦想 旁白（谢秋霞）：
Now I am a freshman.These days I suddenly find how I cherish the memory of my previous life!In those days my classmates and I worked hard for our dreams!We even do not know what was tired.Therefore，we could study at night with our own hand lights and we could get up so early as the sky was still dark.What we only know was that we have our own dreams and we would not be ordinary people.However it seemd that everything is changing!I am beginning not to know who I am and what I am doing and where my ambitions are!Scene one: 闹铃响起
No.1（尹思阳）: Oh, my lady gaga!It is already 7:60!Get up!Quickly!Quickly!Get up!Get up!Get up!We are late!No.2（肖翠平）: What classes will have this morning? No.1: Let me see!Uh。。。English and RS!No.2: Oh, English? It’s so cool.I won’t go to the classroom!No.3（孙川）: Are you sure that we will have English at our first class? No.1: Uh……Yes!No.3: he he a o, he he a o ,he he he he(啄木鸟叫声)，I just made a hard decision that I won’t go to the classroom too!No.4（陆坤）：I am three!No.1: Ok, as your good brother.I want to be four!No.2、No.3and No.4 together shout to No.1: No!As our respected and handsome and strong brother, you must go there in case of the teachers’ calling!No.1: Uh…… Ok, you know that When I smile like this :he he, in fact I am thinking that you are all fools in my heart!No.2、No.3 and No.4 together smile to No.1:He he……
Scene two:(No.1 has just gone!)No.2: Get up!Get up!It’s time to keep on playing our game!We have no time because of the coming examinations!Therefore we must speed up!No.3: Oh, yeah!No.2 is right!Come on No.4!No.4: Uh…….O…….K!At this time, a man break into the room!No.2、No.3 and No.4 feel puzzled!No.2 : Who are you?(并仔细的开始观察他)好一会过后No.2如梦初醒！
No.2: No.feiwu? Are you No.feiwu? Oh, my dear feiwu.Long time no see!No.3 and No.4: Feiwu? He is feiwu? Oh, my god!Am I still sleeping?(掐对方)Er……I can’t feel any pain.No.4: A……
No.feiwu（李缘）: Do you have any money to borrow me? No.2、No.3 and No.4: No, it’s not the thing that we don’t
have t money to borrow to you!It is because that we don’t want you to keep on going to the net bar and we don’t want you to go on corrupt.(堕落的)No.feiwu: All of you are so stingy!(小声的)No.2、No.3 and No.4 all keep quite, and begin to play their games!No.feiwu climb his own bed and begin to sleep.Scene three:（当
No.2、No.3、No.4玩的正兴起的时候，No.4的电话响了）
No.4: Hello!My baby!How do you know that I am not in class? Girlfriend: Uh? Don’ t you forget about our appointment that you accompany with me to buy that lovely skirt by skipping our English class? No.4: How can it be possible!Girlfriend: Wuwuwu
…….you are lying!You just don’t love me!Wuwuwuw
…….No.4: Oh, my baby, I love you.I really love you!I was just preparing to see you!Wait me!I will go there in two minutes!
No.4:Feiwu, Lend me 100 yuan!No.feiwu: What?
Scene Four：
旁白：The time is so fast!It’s already 7:30 at p.m.No.4 was just coming from the supermarket with her girlfriend.No.4: How long do you play the game? No.3: Uh, all the time since you go.And we have only one barrier to pass now!How is your appointment?
No.4: Uh…..Don’t speak that!I In the supermarke ,She seemd like everything, but she only just have try at every store!Yeah , every store!Oh, my god!I nearly can’t put up with it!笑声，近乎疯狂但又深表同情的笑声！
No.1、No.2 and No.3 together : Our girlfriends are the same!No.2: Oh, yeah!I pass it!No.1、No.3 and No.4：Really？ No.2: Yes!四人开始跳舞庆祝！
No1： Now shouldn’t we celebrate it by drinking something？ No.2、No.3 and No.4: Of course!We should!No.1: No.feiwu? would you join us to drink? No.feiwu: Uh…...Ok.But please be quite!I will call my mother for some money.全场肃静！
Mum: Hello, my dear!Your money has used up, isn’t it? No.feiwu: Uh……
Mum：Ok.This time I will post 1000 yuan to you for the reason that I will go to Beijing to build houses in next two month!My son,you should eat well!Don’t think about the money!Your mother is still strong ,therefore, though without your father, I believe that I can help you finish your dream!Ok, that’s all!Now I go to post the money to you!电话挂断后长长的尾音！《老男孩》歌曲响起！旁白：
Dream? What are our dreams? We used to tell ourselves that we can let our life become better and better!We can feed all of our family!We should have our own businesses!We won’t be ordinary people and so on!However, what are we doing? Playing computer games, skipping classes, drinking ……….That’s the way that we accomplish our dreams？Don’t we want to think that have we realize our previous dreams when we become old? Or we just let our own dreams accomplish by our children?
第五篇：英语话剧
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
旁白(Aside)/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状)Thank u mirror!（面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬): Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~.What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea!But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.Action II 主持人：Hello，everyone，Welcome to watch today's program。there will be a PK between Limochou and Jingke.who will be the winner ？I think all of you have different opinions，If you support your hero。Please vote for him。The way of participation:send your hero’s name to 00000.then you will have chances to take photo with him and get your hero’s autograph.ok, start fighting.（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲
Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes.荆轲
OK.I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁
Are you challenging me? 荆轲
Of course!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁 Come on!音乐起 两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person.Don't we? Do we?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou.You never know what you're gonna get.” I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑
主持人：Mr Jingke，congratulations to you，how is your felling now？
荆轲：good！
主持人：I am your fan，can you be my master? 荆轲：ok,follow me.太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my Ladygaga!Could you give me a smart answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲徒弟：maser,your bag.荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯;Hey, guy!You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 观众甲：TCM-Traditional Chinese MM.太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen, this is Slimming tea.It is a brand new product in China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea!I have dreamed of it for thousands of times.My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up.Take it!Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
2（《江南styler》音乐起，荆轲,阿三，太子丹等人跳起舞。。荆柯(诚恳状)Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（击掌）Yeah!Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，徒弟，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please.Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子道别。荆珂（深情状）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)妻子：Well.Be a man, just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:“I promise.” 荆轲:“Never let go.“
妻子:”I promise.I will never let go, Jack.I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去，徒弟相随而去。
妻子：It’s a good day to die.Never come back.Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much.As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin.Acion IV 秦王：Oh，shit，you look so rude，prim，and ugly，why？why？ 荆轲徒弟：what？you said what？please say again，Iwill kill you。荆轲（拽了拽徒弟）：淡定。
秦王（怒斥状）：please go out，otherwise，I will kill you。
徒弟：you make me awful，now，if you kill me，I won’t give you the map，you know？ 荆轲：sorry，we come here just want to make peace，please trust me。秦王：ok，please show me the map。<
荆轲走上前去，（呈恭敬状）:Sir,It’s the map.旁白：Jingke fight with King Qin,but,unluckly,Jing Ke was killed by King Qin.Then the story is over.
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