第一篇：英语短文300词
take off的中文释义 1.(飞机等)起飞 2.匆匆离去；急忙离开 3.（观念、产品等）突然大受欢迎；迅速流行 take sb off or take off sb 1.（以诙谐的方式）模仿，学某人的样子 2.（体育运动、娱乐等）换下，中止，取消 take sth off or take off sth 1.脱下（衣服）；摘掉 2.休假；休息 3.(常用被动语态)取消；停演 4.剪掉（头发）；截去，切除（人体部位）take sb/yourself off to（使）离去，走掉，带走 take sb off sth(常用被动)调离，解除（工作、职务等）；撤掉，拆除（器械）take sth off sth 1.扣除，减去（款项，分数等）2.（常用被动）停止销售 take over的中文释义 v.1.占上风；取而代之 2.接替；接管；接手；接任 3.控制，接管（政党、国家等）4.接收，接管（企业、公司等，尢指通过购买股份）
take up是什么意思及用法 v.拿起，开始，从事，吸收，接纳，占去，继续做，关照，提携 take in的中文翻译及音标 take(sb)in 1.留宿；收留 2.欺骗；蒙骗 take(sth)in 1.吸入，吞入（体内）2.改小，改瘦（衣服）3.包含；包括 4.去看，观看（电影等）5.注意到；看到 6.理解；领会；记住
take out是什么意思及用法 v.1.带某人出去（到餐馆、剧院、俱乐部等）2.杀死，毁灭 3.切除，摘除（人体内的一部分）4.获得，领到（正式文件或服力）5.发出（传票）6.（从银行账户中）提取（款）7.扣除，减去，抽出 8.向...发泄，拿...撒气 9.使摆脱苦恼，为某人消愁
take away的中文意思 1.带走，拿走
take hold怎么翻译及发音 1.（如通过抓握来）夺取 2.扎根；生根；固定下来
take to heart的中文解释 v.认真对待
tend to是什么意思及用法 v.有...的倾向
take place的中文意思 1.（尤指根据安排或计划）发生、进行 take sb's/sth's place / take place of sb/sth 1.代替；替换 take your place 1.就位；入座 2.得到应有的社会地位；名副其实 take care的中文意思 1.（告别用语）走好，保重 take care(that.../to do sth)1.小心；当心 take care of sb/sth/yourself 1.照顾；照料；爱护；小心 2.负责；处理
take down的中文翻译及音标 v.1.拆卸 2.记录，记下
thanks to是什么意思 1.感谢；感激；谢意 2.幸亏；由于；因为
take office的中文翻译及用法 1.就职；上任 2.旧指官吏初到任，现指刚到一个新的地方 take back的中文意思 1.允许（因不合而离去的配偶等）回家，与...重归于好 2.退回，同意收回（退货）3.收回，撤回（说过的话）
take to的中文意思 v.1.喜欢，习惯于… 2.开始从事 3.觉得(某事)容易学
take it easy的中文意思 1.不着急，不紧张，从容不迫，轻松
take stock的中文解释 1.盘货 2.评估状况
take for granted是什么意思 v.1.认为…理所当然，想当然
take care of是什么意思及反义词 v.1.照顾 2.对付，处理 3.杀掉 4.抵消
take part in的中文释义 v.参与,参加
take part是什么意思及用法 v.1.参与，参加
take exception什么意思及同义词 v.1.反对，有反感
take into account什么意思及同义词 v.1.重视，考虑
tear down怎么翻译及发音 v.[T] 1.拆毁；拆卸 1.向···猛扑；冲下···
talk over怎么翻译及发音 v.1.说服；讨论，商量
take the field的中文释义 v.1.开始作战，上阵
take for怎么翻译及发音 v.1.为…承担… 2.信以为真；认为理所当然
tear apart什么意思及同义词 v.1.扯开；把…弄乱 2.使心碎；把…痛苦地分开
第二篇：英语短句子
英语短句子
1、Your weak away in my heart, but let me for you and
你的脆弱藏在心里，却让我因你而难过。
2、A friend who betray you in the end, is never your friend from the beginning。
最终背叛你的朋友，其实一开始就不是你的朋友。
3、We are all “were”, blurred our closest happiness.我们都是“远视眼”，模糊了离我们最近的幸福。
4、We always want to forget the past, but in the past, but did not forg.我们总想着遗忘过去，但过去却并未遗忘我们。
5、the tongue is boneless but it breaks bones.舌无骨却能折断骨。
6、The way of the time is the single car, never sell FanChengpiao.时间的路是单程车，从来不卖返程票。
7、Think of had to meet, like very dizzy, when the mind change, such as.想起当初相见，似天旋地转，当意念改变，如过往云烟。
8、To travel, will have a place, there is no memory, not you.去旅行吧，一定会有一个地方，那里没有回忆，没有你。
9、truth never fears investigation.实从来不怕调查。
10、A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world.知足是人生在世最大的幸事。
11、the shortest answer is doing.最简单的回答就是干。
12、The pain was too silent for fear of said it will get sympathy…
太痛了就保持沉默，因为害怕说出来会换来同情…
13、A man who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.如果一个男人真爱你，永远不会丢下你，不管情形有多难。
14、A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.每个女孩都该做到两点：有品位并光芒四射。
15、A girl needs to wear two things to look great : Confidence and Smile!
随身带着这两样东西的女生看起来都会很棒：自信和微笑。
16、Those who let a person to sink in things, is a good start.那些让人陷进去的东西，开始总是美好的。
17、Thought always spent in cigarettes, total love in alcohol broken.思念总在香烟里度过，爱情总在酒精里破碎。
18、To give you a lot of freedom, may I let you have more waiting reason.给了你很多自由，可能我的守候让你更有离开的理由。
19、A I'm sorry, let our love lost time, lost to the distance.一句对不起，让我们的爱败给了时间，输给了距离。
20、A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.医生手册写道：开怀大笑，睡个好觉，此乃灵丹妙药。
21、The life most of the time, commitments equals to constrain, reluctan.人生的大部份时间里，承诺同义词是束缚，奈何我们向往束缚。
22、Tears flow is down and out, because you never know what I choose!
泪流的很落魄，是因为你从不懂我的选择！
23、please allow me to small proud, because like you depend on.请容许我小小的骄傲，因为有你这样的依靠。
24、Only opposed every day, will live the strong than you imagine.每天只有逞强着，才会活得比你们想象中的坚强。
25、It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.决定我们一生的，不是我们的能力，而是我们的选择。
26、If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.只要你记得我，我不介意整个世界都把我遗忘了。
27、I want someone who's afraid of losing me.我希望找到一个担心失去我的人。
28、I have been thinking I'm not good enough.I'm not perfect,but I'm complete.一直以来，我都觉得自己不够好。我不完美，但我是完整的自己。
29、Don't be a woman that needs a man.Be a woman a man needs.不做需要男人的女人，而做男人需要的女人。
30、A smile is the most charming part of a person forever.微笑永远是一个人身上最好看的东西。
31、It'd be better to light up the candle than curse the darkness.No one can give you brightness expect yourself.与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。没有人能给你光明，除了你自己。
32、It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.不可思议的是，即使他令你心碎，你却依然用破碎的心爱着他。
33、knowing something of everything and everything of something.通百艺而专一长。
34、Life is not waiting for the storm in the past, but learning to dance.生活不是等着暴风雨过去，而是学会在风雨中跳舞。
35、lifeless, faultless.只有死人才不犯错误。
36、Memory is heel, lonesome is dent, I a person coexistence.回忆是脚跟，寂寞是凹痕，我一个人共存。
37、My world, you don't care;Your world, I was cast out.我的世界，你不在乎；你的世界，我被驱逐。
38、It is not easy to meet each other in such a big world.世界这么大，能遇见，不容易。
39、It all comes to the end about the past and you.For the future,about me,to be continued…
关于过去，关于你，告一段落。关于未来，关于我，敬请期待。
40、Indifferent attitude, made light of expression.Comfort.无所谓的态度，满不在乎的表情，是自己给自己的安慰
41、in doing we learn.实践长才干。
42、Important people, less and less people left more and more important.重要的人越来越少，留下来的人越来越重要。
43、I'm just a sunflower, waiting for belong to me only sunshine.我只是一朵向日葵，等待属于我的唯一的阳光。
44、If you want a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.如果你想过得快乐，把生活跟目标联系在一起，而不是跟某个人或某些事。
45、Not give each other a happy man, is life does not need good-bye.给不了彼此幸福的人，是终身不需要再见的人。
46、Often TouLu you every bit of life, can you the same for me.每每偷录你生活的点滴，你可否一样对于我。
47、one today is worth two tomorrows.一个今天胜似两个明天。
48、Only love www.xiexiebang.com influence, and can realize born inspirati
只有爱情的熏陶，才能体会到与生俱来的灵感。
49、I want to be his favorite hello and his hardest goodbye.我要成为他最心动的相遇，最不舍的离别。
50、I wish I knew how to make this feeling stop.我真希望自己知道怎么样让这种感觉停止。
第三篇：公关广告文词
经济与管理学院课程作业
（2013—2014学年 第一学期）
课 程 公共关系学 作业性质平时作业 任课教师 吴善群 学生姓名 陈文静 学 号 2011051614 成 绩
作业：公关广告文词撰写的基本要求是什么？试举例说明？ 答：公关广告文词撰写的基本要求如下：
第一，主题明确、突出特点
农夫山泉广告语：“我们不生产水，我们只是大自然的搬运工”。这句广告词首先突出表达了农夫山泉水是天然的产品属性的主题，只生产天然弱碱性的健康饮用水，坚决反对在水中添加任何人工矿物质。而“不生产水”则强调纯天然的概念，显示出了农夫山泉生产的水的独特之处，表达出它与其他竞争对手的不同特点，表达方式独特新颖。而且通过“搬运工”这个形象的比喻，进一步阐述了他们的水是纯天然的，他们所做的只是把它呈现在消费者面前，迎合了目前市场上消费者对“健康、安全”的需求，更具有市场竞争力。
第二，内容集中、语言精练
“德芙”巧克力广告语:“牛奶香浓，丝般感受”。“德芙”是世界最大宠物食品和休闲食品制造商美国跨国食品公司玛氏（Mars）公司在中国推出的系列产品。而这句广告词形象地将德芙巧克力的魅力及纯美品质刻画得丝丝入扣。“牛奶香浓”，表现出了巧克力所特有的香醇感与它独特的芬香感，而“丝般感受”，更符合人们对内心的追求感受。简单的八个字，加上广告中所表现出的浓浓爱意，让人容易感受到享受巧克力时的那种意境，温馨而美好。巧克力的香醇，口味虽重但却独具魅力，能让你真正体验到唇齿间的清香与心中的甜蜜。
第三，标题醒目、构思新颖
“飘柔”广告语：“含丝质润发素，洗发护发一次完成”。飘柔广告片本身表现了生活中的自信，给观众一种接近真实的感受，对于大多数人都很有吸引力。“飘柔”从品牌名称就让人明白了该产品使头发柔顺的特点，草绿色的包装给人以自然美的感觉，“含丝质润发素，洗发护发一次完成”的广告语，再配以少女甩动如丝般头发的画面，更深化了消费者对“飘柔”飘逸柔顺的印象。没有过多的张扬和渲染，却能打动消费者的心。“洗发护发一次完成”表达出这个产品的突出特点。
第四，通俗易懂、富有人情味。
DTC钻石广告语：“钻石恒久远，一颗永流传”。这句广告语不仅道出了钻石的真正价值,让人一看就知道是钻石的广告，通俗而易懂。在生活中人们很容易把钻石与爱情联系起来，在人们的潜意识里爱情与婚姻总是要有钻石来点缀才显得更加完美，这样既满足了一般人的虚荣心，也从另一个层面把爱的价值提升到更高更深的层度，使其抓住了人们渴望爱情的心理，非常具有人情味。凭借举世无双的精湛工艺，充分激发钻石本身无以伦比的天然光芒，从而成就极致的钻石珠宝艺术，彰显与众不同的品牌价值因而源远流长。
第四篇：短文句自传英语
一：
Autobiography
My name is ________.I am graduate from ________ senior high school and major in ________.There are ________ people in my family.My father works in a computer company.And my mother is a housewife.I am the youngest one in my family.In my spare time, I like to read novels.I think reading could enlarge my knowledge.As for novels, I could imagine whatever I like such as a well-known scientist or a kung-fu master.In addition to reading, I also like to play PC games.A lot of grownups think playing PC games hinders the students from learning.But I think PC games could motivate me to learn something such as English or Japanese.My favorite course is English because I think it is interesting to say one thing via different sounds.I wish my English could be improved in the next four years and be able to speak fluent English in the future.自传我的名字是我是毕业生从________ 高中学校的________.并且少校在________.那里是________ 人在我家。我的父亲在计算机公司中服务。并且我的母亲是主妇。我是最年轻一个在我家。在我的业余时间, 我喜欢读小说。我认为读书能扩大我的知识。至于小说, 我能想象什么我喜欢譬如一位知名的科学家或kung-fu 大师。除读书之外, 我并且喜欢演奏个人计算机比赛。很多grownups 认为演奏个人计算机比赛妨害学生从学会。但我认为个人计算机比赛能刺激我学会某事譬如英语或日语。我喜爱的路线是英语因为我认为它是有趣说一件事通过不同的声音。我祝愿我的英国能被改进在以后四年和能在将来讲流利英语。
二：
Autobiography
I am.I was born in.I graduate fromsenior high school and major in English.I started learning English since I was 12 years old.My parents have a lot of American friends.That’s why I have no problem communicating with Americans or others by speaking English.In my spare time, I like to do anything relating to English such as listening to English songs, watching English movies or TV programs, or even attending the activities held by some English clubs or institutes.I used to go abroad for a short-term English study.During that time, I learned a lot of daily life English and saw a lot of different things.I think language is very interesting.I could express one substance by using different sounds.So I wish I could study and read more English literatures and enlarge my knowledge.我是。我出生。我从高中学校和少校毕业用英语。我开始学会英语因为我12 岁。我的父母有很多美国朋友。所以我没有问题通信与美国人或其他人由讲英语。在我的业余时间, 我喜欢做任何东西与英语相关譬如倾听英国歌曲, 观看英国电影或电视节目, 甚至出席活动由一些英国俱乐部或学院举行。我过去常海外向一项短期英国研究求助。在那时间期间, 我学会了很多日常生活英语和看了很多不同的事物。我认为语言是非常有趣。我能表达一种物质由使用不同的声音。如此我祝愿我能学习和读更加英国的literatures 和扩大我的知识。三：
My name is.There are 4 people in my family.My father is a Chemistry teacher.He teaches chemistry insenior high school.My mother is an English teacher.She teaches English in the university.I have a younger brother, he is a junior high school student and is preparing for the entrance exam.I like to read English story books in my free time.Sometimes I surf the Internet and download the E-books to read.Reading E-books is fun.In addition, it also enlarges my vocabulary words
because of the advanced technology and the vivid animations.I hope to study both English and computer technology because I am interested in both of the subjects.Maybe one day I could combine both of them and apply to my research in the future.我的名字是。有4 个人在我家。我的父亲是化学老师。他教化学在高中学校。我的母亲是一名英语老师。她教英语在大学。我有一个弟弟, 他是一名初中学生和为入学考试做准备。我喜欢读英国故事书在我的自由时间。有时我浏览互联网和下载E-书读。读书E-书是乐趣。另外, 它并且扩大我的词汇量词由于先进技术和生动的动画。我希望学习英语和计算机科技因为我是对两个主题感兴趣。可能一天我能结合他们两个和在将来适用于我的研究。
四：
My name is.I am from.There arepeople in my family.My father works in a computer company.He is a computer engineer.My mother works in a international trade company.She is also a busy woman.I have a older sister and a younger brother.My sister is a junior in National Taiwan University.She majors in English.My brother is an elementary school student.He is 8 years old.Because of my father, I love surfing the Internet very much.I play the on-line game for about 2 hours every day.I wish I could be a computer program designer in the future.And that is why I am applying for the electronics program in your school.我的名字是。我是从。有人们在我家。我的父亲在计算机公司中服务。他是计算机工程师。我的母亲在一个国际贸易公司中服务。她并且是一名繁忙的妇女。我有一个更老的姐妹和一个弟弟。我的姐妹是一个小辈在国立台湾大学。她少校用英语。我的兄弟是一名小学学生。他8 岁。由于我的父亲, 我喜爱非常浏览互联网。我演奏网上游戏大约2 个小时每天。我祝愿我能在将来是计算机程序设计师。并且所以我申请电子节目在您的学校。
五：
Autobiography
From a middle class family, I was born in Hsin Ying, Tainan on October 10th, 1965.My father is a civil official at Tainan City Government.My mother is a house wife good at cooking.Although I am the only child of my parents, I am by no mans a spoiled one.On the contrary, I have been expected to be a successful man with advanced education.I study hard at school.Besides texts knowledge, journalism is my favorite;whenever reading, my heart is filled with great joy and interesting.“Being good is must;successful, however, is plus.” Father adopts the idea of his father.Especially in military service, I realized it more precisely.People said: Military service makes a boy to man, I agree that.I realized the importance of English and began to study diligently when I was eighteen.I did not start in my early age, but I hope that I could pass the test of General English Proficiency Test.And this is my best wish at the moment.从一个中产阶级家庭, 我出生在Hsin Ying, 台南在1965 年10月10 日。我的父亲是一位民用官员在台南市政府。我的母亲是房子妻子擅长于烹调。虽然我是我的父母的独生子, 我是由没有供以人员一被损坏的一个。相反, 我被预计是一个成功的人以先进的教育。我艰苦学习在学校。除文本知识以外, 新闻事业是我的喜爱;每当读, 我的心脏用伟大喜悦和感兴趣被填装。“是好的是当务之急;成功, 然而, 是加上。” 父亲采取他的父亲想法。特别是在兵役, 我更加精确地体会它。人们说: 兵役使一个男孩供以人员, 我同意那。我意识了到英语的重要性和开始努力地学习当我是十八。我没有开始在我的童年年龄, 但是我希望我能通过一般英国熟练测试测试。并且这是我的最好祝愿在片刻
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After completing my military service, I have been looking for a challenging goal for me to achieve.And I found that the Intermediate of General English Proficiency Test fits my new achievement properly.I graduated from Taipei Commercial Junior College, majored in business administration.Instead of spending much time in playing, I devoted myself to my studies and paid attention to all meaningful things happened in daily life.By the way, I learned a lot from Mr.Wang, the professor of my business class.He is my good friend till now an often gives some appropriate suggestions toward my problem confusion.My father is, in the same way, a good consultant to me.As he said: I am in poor education, little for you;to clarify, what he have given is far beyond his words, I do think so.I was born in a country of Ping Tung Country, farming is our career of generations.There are four people in my family, Mother is housewife and my brother is a student of an Agriculture College.I am optimistic and active, and I am confident that I can pass the test.Thank you for your precious to read my autobiography.在完成我的兵役以后, 我寻找一个富挑战性目标使我达到。并且我发现一般英国熟练测试中间体适当地适合我的新成就。我从台北商业初级学院毕业了, majored 在工商管理。而不是花费时刻在演奏, 我致力于我的研究和注意了所有意味深长的事发生了在日常生活中。顺便说一句, 我很多学会了从Wang, 我的企业组教授先生。他是我的好朋友经常现在给一些适当的建议往我的问题混乱。我的父亲是, 相似, 一个好顾问对我。作为他说: 我是在粗劣的教育, 一点为您;澄清, 什么他给了是远的在他的词之外, 我认为如此。我出生在砰Tung 国家国家, 种田是世代我们的事业。有四个人在我家, 母亲是主妇并且我的兄弟是农业学院的学生。我是乐观和活跃的, 并且我是确信的我能通过测试。谢谢您珍贵读我的自传。
第五篇：英语短笑话（实用8篇）
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篇一：英语短笑话
哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊?
How could anyone stoop so low?
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man.But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him--his height.Or, should I say, his lack of it.One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, “Someone just picked my pocket!” Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, “How could anyone stoop so low?”
我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴，和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者，我应该说，他是有点矮!一天，经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入，高声说，“有人拿了我的钱包!”
我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声，但有人却蹦出一句话：
“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”!
小女孩的愿望
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。
你认识他吗
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌).One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.I sure was!answered the host.He's the biggest jerk I've ever met.Did you know him too?
Sort of, replied the guest.My mother married him last Saturday.在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。
当然了，主人答道。他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗?
有点认识，客人回答。我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。
篇二：短一点经典英语笑话
A: I have the perfect1 son.B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.B: Does he ever2 come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.B: I guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.A：我有一个很完美的儿子。
B：他抽烟吗?
A：不抽。
B：他喝威士忌酒吗?
A：不喝。
B：他会不会很晚回家?
A：不会。
B：我想你确实有一个完美儿子。那他多大了?
A：下个星期三就满6个月了。
篇三：短一点经典英语笑话
A friend was trying to encourage his elderly mother to enjoy the money, she had accumulated through frugal living.“Mother,” he said, “you have enough money to last you until you're a hundred.”
“And then what'll I do?” she replied.一位朋友试图劝他的老妈妈要享用钱，她通过节俭的生活攒下了钱。“妈妈，”他说，“你有足够的钱能让你用到一百岁。”
“到了一百岁又该怎么办?”她回答。
篇四：短一点经典英语笑话
After two weeks of Air Force basic training.I called home.“You wouldn't believe how strict they are,” I complained.“They even give demerits for things like not hanging your towel straight or nottightening the cap of your toothpaste properly.”
“Well, dear,” my mom responded, “don't think of it as basic training.Think of it as Mother'srevenge.”
经过两个星期的空军基础训练，我给家里打电话，“你不相信他们的要求是多么的严格，”我抱怨道，“他们甚至对事情提出过分的要求，像毛巾挂得不直或牙膏盖没拧紧。”
“好，亲爱的，”妈妈回道，“不要那样看待基础训练，把它看作是妈妈的报复吧。”
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篇五：短一点经典英语笑话
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please?
After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more.I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here.Then he did so.Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily.But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?
丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口，而且许多人都会停下来问他:请问现在几点?
几个月后，丹想：我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了，我要去买一只大钟，把它挂在这儿的墙上。于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。
现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。他高兴地想。可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，看看钟，然后问丹：这钟准吗?
篇六：儿童英语幽默短笑话
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working.He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor.“Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure.I've come to install the phone.”
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篇七：儿童英语幽默短笑话
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition
if I Am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition �C if I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy.The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
篇八：儿童英语幽默短笑话
“My family is just like a nation,” Mr.Brown told his colleague.“My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary.”
“Sounds interesting, ” his colleague replied.“And what is your position?”
“I'm the people.All I do is pay.”
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