Plan_Garfield_加菲猫计划_脚本台词

第一篇：Plan_Garfield_加菲猫计划_脚本台词

Plan_Garfield_加菲猫计划_脚本台词2007-07-07 17:10电影GARFIELD I

Pooky,cover me.I'm going in.波基，掩护我，我要行动了。Oh,Sleeping Beauty,wake up.哦，睡美人，醒来吧！（叫醒Jon)You can stop dreaming about me because I'm here.你可以不用在梦中和我相会了，我已经来到你身边。You're not just my owner,you're my primary caregiver.你不仅是我的主人，你还是我的首要养育员 Cut the sweet stuff.Easy now.Just---举手之劳，太简单了，等着瞧吧..Trying to cuddle with me,huh? 想抱我，嗯？

It isn't gonna work with me.我才不吃这一套。

Just one quick cannonball!轰天炮来了！oh liver!噢 猪肝！

Well,actually,it's liver flavored.那个，确切地说，是猪肝味的。

And you,Luca,the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.你呢，路卡，你是生物进化失败的结果。You're gonna get it good today.今天你要吃不了兜着走了

I make a point to get it good every day.我每天都是吃不了兜着走的。You'll never get the best of me!你从来都不知道我的厉害。Jump back!And kiss myself.搞掂，我真佩服我自己。

If I ever get off this chain,you're going down.如果我没有被这铁索绑着，你就死定了 Everybody back up!所有人退开。

I love the smell of cinnamon-apple in the morning.我喜欢早上肉桂苹果派的香味。It smells like...victory.闻起来就像胜利。--Mouse!--No thanks!I'm full.--老鼠！

--谢谢，我吃饱了。--Get him,Garfield--Get him,Jon!

Oh,it's always gotta be smashing and crashing.噢，经常是这种结果。

What good is a cat that can't chase a mouse? 如果一只猫不去抓老鼠，留着还有什么用？

All right, I'll handle this.好吧，交给我吧。

Look,when he sees you,he expects more from me.Don't you get that? 你看看，当他看见你时时候，他就对我发火，你不明白吗？

Have you tasted yourself lately? 你最近有没有尝过你自己？

Hey,it wasn't exactly the first-class lounge in there for me either.嗨，你的嘴里也不是什么总统套房！

Get yourself lost.Take a powder for a couple days,get a haircut and grow a beard.你最好消失几天。搽点粉，理个发，再把胡子蓄上 I owe you one,“G” 我欠你个人情，菲。

--Hey ,buddy.--Yeah,cut the small talk,What's in the bag? －嘿，伙计

－嗨，先别套近乎，袋子里的是什么？

I'm happy when I'm with you,you delicate melange of tomato paste,ricotta cheese,ground meat and pasta.我和你在一起的时候很开心，你精通于煮蕃茄酱、干乳酪、碎肉和面条的 杂烩。I may just nibble.我只是轻轻地咬一下。

Did you eat all four boxes of lasagna? 你把那四盒杂烩面都吃了？ It's not my fault.They started it.那不是我的错，它们太好吃了。What am I gonna do with you? 你说我该怎么处置你？

Love me.Feed me.Never leave me.爱我，喂我，不要离开我。

Well,there's nothing wrong with Garfield.He's just a happy,fat,lazy cat.No need for a second opinion? 不用再考虑一下？

Let's get Garfield in for his dip.I wanna talk to you in private.我们把加菲留在这儿一会，我有点私事想和你谈谈。

Uh,Mr.Pathetic,you've had a crush on her since high school.噢，可怜虫先生，你从高中开始就对她神魂颠倒，Would you please ask her out so she can reject you,and we can get on with my life? 你能不能把她约出来，好让她直截了当地拒绝你，然后咱们继续自己的生活？

You the man.You the fella.You the boss.你够男人 你是小伙子 你是老板

You preach to her.Show her how the cow eats the cabbage...你去告诉她，让她知道你的真面目

you hopeless loser.你这不可救药的笨蛋。

Gotta fly,everybody.Really,please,stay behind the security fences.跳得怎么样，各位，真的？拜托 就在安全围栏后面呆着吧 So great of you to come out to see me...很高兴你们想出来见我...but I've got somebody waiting for me,very devoted,almost crippled.但是有人在等我，他非常爱我，离开我就不行

No,please,don't cry,I know what it's like to be unloved,Well,you do.I'll try to come back and visit,and if I don't,I'll try to write.不，不要哭，我知道没人爱有什么样的，或者说，你知道。‘ 我会想办法回来看你们的，如果我来不了，我会给你们写信的。－－Does anybody know this guy? －－谁认识这个伙计？

Bye-bye everybody.Garfield is leaving the building.One question--Am I still gorgeous? 请问我还是那样可爱吗？

Oh,Jonnyboy,the time has come to get a car alarm, 噢，乔恩老兄，是时候安个汽车报警器了

You're not gonna believe it.A mongrel mutt has broken into your car!简直难以置信，一只杂种狗闯入了你的车子。

Whoa!You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog? 哇哦~你来这儿约人家 却带了一条狗出来？ Oh,that's bad even for you.Oh,you're so sad!噢，这对你太不公平了，噢，不要太伤心了。Hey,I ride shotgun!嘿！我不是好惹的！

What are you looking at,tick boy? 你看什么，虱子包？

Jon,it's not too late,Quickly,turn around--before he finds out where we live!快点，在它还不知道我们住在哪儿之前调头回去！Please take this trouser sniffer back!把这个只会闻别人裤腿的东西送走 Jon,you had me,a chick magnet...乔恩，你已经有我这个万人迷了...and now you've got a tick magnet.现在你又带了只虱子包回来！

I am aware,Nermal.我知道，奴奴。

Gee,I don't know,Nermal.唉，我也不知道，奴奴。

－－It just seems like a weird thing to do bringing a dog into a house that already has a cat.养了猫的家里，再养一只狗这也太不可思议了。－－Can we drop it?I mean,it's no big...deal.我们能不能不提它了？我是说，这不算什么大...问题 It's...just a splattered bug on the windshield of my life, 它只是我生活中遮风帽上的一只结巴虫

A dim-witted,smelly,goofy splattered bug that I will deal with appropriately and enthusiastically.一只又臭又懒又笨的结巴虫，我会瞅时机给他点颜色看看的 He's a nut.他是个小气鬼

Okay,I've gotta...remain calm,that's all.好吧，我只需要保持冷静，仅此而已 Boy,this puppy is stupid gone wild!这小狗真是又笨又野

I just need a little quality time with man's real best friend--television.我需要用人类最好的朋友电视来放松一下

Hey,new guy,let me hip you to the rules,okay? 嘿，新来的，让我来告诉你规矩好吗？

Number one--that's my chair,all right? 首先这是我的椅子，明白吗？

I even see you raise a leg,and it's on,it's go time,pal.如果你敢上来，我就赶你走

Yeah,I think I just may have a mental advantage on this guy.好了，我想我至少在精神上比它有优势。

Pop a worm pill and hit the road,I'm busy.吃片杀虫药，然后去散散步吧，我很忙

If my legs were longer,I'd have caught you by now,Come here, 如果我的腿再长一点儿，我已经抓住你了...过来！

--Oh,I've been waiting years for this.--Would that be regular years or dog years? －为这一刻我已经等了好几年了 －是正常的年份还是狗的年份？

If it wasn't for Odie,you'd be Luca's chew toy.如果没有欧迪，你已经是路卡的磨牙玩具了

No,Odie's an imbecile untile further notice.不，他仍然是个笨蛋直到我另行通知。I think I'm going to blow cat-chow chunks.我想我该准备应付“猫狗斗”了

Great.Wish me luck with the nightmares.很好。希望我能幸运地做个噩梦。Another day ruined.又是糟糕的一天

Oh,you little suck-up.Oh!噢，你个小马屁精，噢！That was a cheap shot.这招有点损了啊

That's right.Don't sneak up on me,baby.这就对了，不要跟我鬼鬼祟祟的，小子。Get that weak stuff outta here.这儿把那些无力的动作去掉 Back up.转身

Look at the goony look on his face 看那个笨蛋，看他的脸

Are you putting him up for adoption? 你不会是想收养它吧？

Hey,wait up!Wait up for me!You forgot me!Slow down!Please slow down!I'm right back here!

Waa--oh!I think I pulled a hamstring.哇...噢，我想我扯到腿筋了

Madam,I'm a cat in trouble.I'm hitching a ride in your muumuu.女士，我是只有麻烦的猫，我需要借你的长裙一用。Come on!Let's move.Go!Let's move!Dig!Dig!Hyah!Hyah!走走，快走！驾驾!Come on,Pinkie,Move it out!Sorry,Sorry.快点！粉红女郎，快跑

This is exactly what I deserve anyway.这都是我自己自找的。

I promise if I survive,I'll never compete with a dog again.我发誓如果我这次能幸免，我再也不和狗斗气了。

Why was this happened?I was the one.It was all about me.Not about some stupid,sniveling,smelly,high-maintenance disco dog.与那只愚蠢的流鼻涕的高消费的迪斯科狗无关。

I was provoked,pushed,prodded,driven mad.我被挑拨，被攻击，我都快疯了。

You can't kick me out of my own house like I'm some kind of animal!你不能象对待其它动物一样，把我踢出我自己的房子

You know I'm scared of the dark.你知道我怕黑的

You know,a puppy needs a little tough love every now and then.你知不知道，小狗时不时地需要一点粗暴的爱。

第二篇：台词脚本

开场白1：今天 当你们站在上苍与众人面前缔结婚约时 你们尤其应该知道 忠贞与坚韧在你们生命中所应具有的重要意义 同时你们也应该明白 你们彼此生命的互赠必将伴随许多新的开始 你们中的任何一个人都无法单独去完成相爱的使命 你们必须共同承担困难 同时去分享你们的幸福 愿人们用一颗喜乐的心共同面对生活 因为爱情 让人类变得神圣 因为爱情 让神民变得不朽 在这美好的时刻 让我们有请新郎登场

开场白2：有时候毫无保留的把心托付给对方要历经百转千回 而有时 却只是转身时的四目相对 一见倾心也好 细水长流也罢 一段天注定的因缘 终于在今天呈现在众人的面前 这或许是我们生活当中在平凡不过的一天 却因为两位新人的幸福起航 而让我们收获了一份伟大的喜悦 虽然在坐的来宾都拥有各自的春华秋实 但是我相信在此刻 我们充满祝福的心情是相同的 那么现在就让我们用最热烈的掌声 有请新郎登场

开场白3：缘的开始 是一次不经意的回眸 是一次偶然擦肩 才拉开了爱的序幕 点亮了缘分的天空 在一个浪漫的夜晚 男孩决定牵起女孩的双手 和她一同走过漫长的人生道路 他们经历了春的滋润 夏的抚慰 秋的洗礼 和冬的恩惠 春华秋实 他们收获了爱情硕果 今天 两位新人将在此 在众人的祝福声中 互许一生的承诺 在这美好的时刻 让我们有请新郎登场

开场白4：有些时候 缘分离我们很遥远 于是我用眼睛去寻找 用耳朵去聆听 寻寻觅觅很久却一直没有发现 直到我遇到今天的新郎和新娘 我才终于明白了 其实缘分他很简单 他就是我们生活当中 每一次牵手 每一次回眸 和每一次凝望 他就是属于我们两位新人 彼此之间 那不用言语来形容的默契 今天我站在这里 与我们全场来宾共同见证这盛大而又隆重的婚礼 在这美好的时候 让我们有请新郎登场

新娘登场：人们都说 一个女孩的出现就意味着 一个男孩的等待 重复的等待而今换来最美丽的一段 此刻 让我们把目光聚焦的幸福之门 同样用最热烈的掌声有请新娘挽着父亲登场

（新郎去迎接新娘的时候纯音乐配合）

来到舞台上之后：首先让我们有请两位新人行答谢礼

证婚人登场前：我知道今天我们在座的来宾都有很多祝福的话语要送给我们舞台上的两位新人 但是由于时间和空间的限制 在这里我想邀请上一位重量级的嘉宾 我们新郎的某某某上台为我们两位新人致证婚词

证婚人补台：感谢某某某精彩的发言 同时也祝愿您身体健康 阖家幸福（有时候看证婚人是什么类型的人 适时的会自由发挥一下）

誓言：此刻 有请两位新人面面而立（新郎 在你面前是位纯洁的女子 此刻你将走入她的生活 走入她的情感 你将肩负起她的幸福 呵护她的忧伤 为她支撑起 一片明净的天空 并用你的生命 去捍卫她的尊严 你愿意吗

新娘 在你面前是位坚强的男子 此刻你将融入他的灵魂 融入他的世界 你将支撑起他的家庭 抚平他的伤痕 让他的人生得到关怀和抚慰 并用你的爱去温暖他的内心 你愿意吗）补台：相信这样一段甜美而又浪漫的誓言必将伴随我们两位新人度过无数个灿烂而又美好的明天 衷心的祝福他们心心相印 地久天长 交换对戒：心与心的交换 爱与爱的交融 交织出这样一段美好的姻缘 为了永远记住这一天 铭记这一刻 两位新人将交换对戒 已表示他们对爱情的忠贞不渝 有请同样美丽的伴娘为两位新人送上爱的信物（新郎为新娘戴上的是一生的誓言 一生的承诺 而新娘为新郎戴上的是一生的幸福 一生的快乐 从此无名指不在无名）

接吻：接吻的时候我会说两种 第一种：新郎 此刻你可以以丈夫的名义 勇敢的上前一步 去亲吻你眼前最美丽的妻子 第二种：因为爱 我们彼此牵手 因为爱不分国度 因为爱整个风雨都凝聚在风景之中 因为爱永不止息 你们爱可以超越生命（说完接吻）

退场前台词：上帝按照他每一生的旨意 设立了婚姻和家庭 他舍己的爱为我们留下了美好的榜样 无论什么人都能以婚姻为重 成就大事 相信我们新郎新娘的爱情 一定能把高山夷平深谷弥合 歧路化坦途 曲径 成痛去 最后我宣布 婚礼礼成 来宾们请全体起立 让我们用最最热烈的掌声 有请新郎新娘退场

第二场 开场白：有人说 爱情是轰轰烈烈的进行曲 要经历风风雨雨 有人说 爱情是花前月下的呢喃私语 要耐得住寂寞 也有人说 爱情是风轻云淡后的美丽 要懂得彼此的包容和欣赏 左手是爱情 右手是幸福 而婚姻便是链接两者的桥梁 此刻让我们再一次用掌声 有请新郎新娘携手登场

父母登场：望着舞台上这对幸福的新人 我们当然不能忘记 优秀的儿女是离不开父母的辛勤培育 当在今天 爸爸妈妈也有很多祝福的话语要送给舞台上的两位新人 让我们有请爸爸妈妈们

父母登场后：其实婚礼进行到现在 我还没有听到过全场来宾最一致的掌声 不知道这样幸福大家庭的亮相 能否博得全场来宾最最雷鸣般的掌声呢（鼓掌完毕后：感谢大家的配合 让我们有请新郎的父亲为两位新人致主婚词）

（父母发言完补台基本没有固定的 都是看爸爸妈妈说什么我临场发挥的）

拥抱父母准备：我想 记得小时候 两位新人都在爸爸妈妈的怀抱中茁壮成长 慢慢长大后 和爸爸妈妈拥抱的机会越来越少 此刻让我们有请新郎新娘拥抱一下爸爸妈妈 重温一下那最纯真的亲情

拥抱完补台：其实拥抱的感觉很特别 虽然他们彼此都看不见对方的眼睛 但是我知道他们的心是贴的最近的 华灯初下 夜幕降临 让我们共同记住这浪漫而又美好的婚姻 同时也祝福这对幸福大家庭的诞生（来宾鼓掌）有请爸爸妈妈入席 感谢你们生育养育教育着双方新人 也祝愿我们现场所有来宾的父母 幸福安康

新郎发言：今天是我们两位新人缘定三生的日子 此刻我想我们的新郎一定是既紧张又激动 不如让我们给新郎一点时间 来聆听一下他的心声

新浪发言完补台一般也是自由发挥 如果说的比较感性 会随着他的话语说些比较感动的话语 如果是轻松幽默的致辞 我也会配合他 调侃一下

烛光：有请两位新人拿起你们爱情的点火棒 点燃属于你们的真挚烛光 补台（爱不是稍纵即逝的闪电 而是永不熄灭的烈焰 祝愿我们两位新人前程似锦 一片光明）

蛋糕：今天是两位新人掀开爱的新篇章 扬起爱的新风范驶入甜蜜港湾的日子 为了永远记住这一天 铭记这一刻 两位新人将共同携手 切开象征着百年好合的蛋糕 为你们的新生活剪彩 补台（洁白芬芳的蛋糕甜甜美美 也预示着你们今后的生活甜甜美美 如芝麻开花 节节高）

香槟：美好的婚姻怎能少得了美酒的陪伴 有请两位新人拿起你们面前的香槟美酒 将你们的幸福 注入这爱情宝塔杯中 补台（香槟的补台基本都会让来宾用掌声来配合新人倒香槟 歌曲是比较欢快的类型 例如：恭请我们在座的来宾跟随音乐的节奏 为我们两位新人打起爱的节拍）

交杯酒：有请两位新人摆一个交杯酒的POSS 喝了这杯酒今生今世不分手 喝了这杯酒 来生还要再牵手（喝一半 然后高举酒杯我补台：我想细心的朋友一定发现了我们两位新人杯中的酒都留了一点分量 这是因为他们想把他们今天的幸福与我们全场来宾一同分享 让我们拿起面前的酒杯 敲击桌上的玻璃器皿 在我倒数321之后高喊新婚快乐与我们两位新人干杯共饮）

手捧花都是自由发挥 没有固定台词

差不多就这些 要麻烦高老师帮我看看还欠缺点什么 谢谢！

第三篇：电影《假结婚》台词脚本

here you go, your regular lattes.You literally saved my life, thank you.这简直就是救命稻草！I need you shirt off your back, literally.Literally 逐字地，不夸张地，正确地，简直 That was originally my cup.And i'm drinking your coffee, why? Because your coffee spilled.So, you drink unsweetened cinnamon light soy lattes? Cinnamon 肉桂

I do, it's like a christmas in a cup? Is that a coincidence? Coincidence 巧合，一致，同时发生

Incrediblely, it is.I mean i wouldn't possibly drink the same coffee that you drink just in case yours spilled, that would be pathetic.Actually, we are headed to your office now.Have you finished the manuscript i gave you? Manuscript 原稿，手稿 Uh, i read a few pages, i wasn't that impressed.You are just a prop in here.Prop 支柱，支持人，道具 你这这里就是个摆设

Ah, our fearless leader and her liege, please, do come in.Liege 君主，王侯 liegeman 臣下，忠实的部下 Oh, beautiful breakfront, is it new? Breakfront 断层式橱柜，断层式书架 It is English Regency Egyptian Revivial, built in the 1800s.But, yes, it's new to my office.这是十九世纪的英国摄政时期埃及复古品 Witty 富于机智的，诙谐的 Witty.Bob, i'm letting you go.Pardon? I asked you over a dozen times to get Frank to do Oprah, and you didn't do it.You are fired.我反反复复的要求你让弗兰克写奥佩拉

I have told you that was impossible, Frank hasn't done an intetview in 20 years.Oh, that is interesting, because i just got off the phone with him, and he is in.Get off the phone 挂电话 Excuse me? You didn't even call him, did you? I know, frank can be a little scary to deal with, for you.Now, i will give you two months to find another job, and then you can tell anyone you resigned, ok? What's his twenty? 他什么反应 He is moving, he has crazy eyes.You poisonous bitch, you can't fire me, you don't think i see what you are doing here? Sandbagging me on this oprah thing just so that you can look good to the board, because you are threatened by me, and you are a monster, just because you have no semblance of a life, outside of this office, you think you can treat all of us like your personal slaves, you know what? I feel sorry for you, because you know what you are gonna to have on your deathbed? Nothing and no one.Sandbag 强迫，强制 semblance 外貌，外观，酷似 Have no semblance of 一点也不像

你以为我不知道你在干嘛？强迫我做什么奥佩拉的事情，只是为了你在董事会那边出风头，因为我对你有威胁，还有你这个怪兽，只是因为你拿这间办公室当幌子，你根本不懂生活，你认为你可以把我们所有的人当你的私人奴隶，我真替你难过，你知道你临死的时候会怎么样吗？床边没有任何东西，也没有任何人。

Listen carefull, bob.i didn't fire you because i feel fired, no.I fired you because you are lazy, entitled, incompetent, and you spend more time cheating on your wife than you do in your office.And if you say another word, andrew here is gonna have you thrown out on your ass, ok? Another you are going out of here with an armer escort.Andrew will film it with his little camera phone, and he will put it on that internet site, what was it? 我炒掉你因为你懒惰，自以为是和无能。如果你再敢胡言乱语，安德鲁会把你直接扔出去，再说一个字，你就马上走人，在武装警卫的护送下。Escort 护送者，护航舰 Youtube

Exactly, is that what you want? Didn't think so, i have work to do.Have security take him breakfront out his office and put it in my conference room.security guard 保安

Will do.And i need you around this weekend to help review his files and his manuscript.这周我要你加班帮忙审查他的文件和文稿 This weekend? You have a problem with that? No, i just my grandmother's 90th birthday, so i was gonna go home and...it's fine, i will cancel it, you are actually saving me from a weekend of misery anyway.正好把我从周末的苦海中拯救出来

Mom, what do you want me to tell you? She is making me work the weekend, i've worked too hard for this promotion, to throw it all away, ok? I am sure that dad is pissed, but we take all of our submissions around here very seriously.Submission 屈从，顺服，谦恭 但我们在这里都唯命是从不敢怠懈

This isn't about my second raise, is it? Just kidding.Margaret, do you remember when we agreed that you wouldn't go to the Frankfurt Book Fair because you weren't allowed out of the country, while your vise application was being processed? Yes, i do.And you went to frankfurt.Yes, i did.We were giong to lose Delillo to Viking.So, really didn't have a choice, did i? It seems that the united states government doesn't too much about who publishes Don Delillo.We just spoke to your immigration attorney, your visa application has been denied, and you are being deported.Deported? And apparently there was also some paperwork that you didn't fill out in time.Until this is resolved i am going to turn operations over to bob.在这个事情解决之前我得让鲍勃来运作一切了 Bob? The guy i just fired, We need an editor inm chief.He is the only person in the building who has enough experience.You can not be serious, i beg of you.We are desperate to have you stay, if there was anyway, anyway at all that we could make this work, we'd be doing it.我们也诚恳的想让你留下来，如果有任何法子，什么法子都行，只要能做到的，我们都会去做。Mary from miss winfery's office called, she is on the line, she is on hold, she needs to speak with you right away, i told her you were otherwise engaged, she insisted, so...sorry.她要立即与你通话，我告诉她你另有安排。

Gentlemen , i understand the predicament we are in.Predicament 困境 I think there is something you should know, we are getting married.Isn't he your secretary? But wouldn't it be the first time one of us fell for our secretaries, would it, edwin? You know, andrew and i , we are just two people who weren't meant to fall in love but we did.Tried to fight it and can't fight a love like ours.但是我们公司也不是头一次爱上自己的秘书了，安德鲁和我本不该恋爱的一对却爱上了彼此，也试图抗拒这种情感但是无法阻挡我们之间的爱。

I don't understand what's happening.Relax, this is for you too.Do explain.They were going to make bob chief.So natrually i would have to marry you? And what's the problem? Like you were saving yourself for someone special?

有什么问题么？难道你已经心有所属了？ I like to think so, besides, it's illegal.They are looking for terrorists, not for book publishers.I am not gonna marry you.Sure you are, because if you don't marry me, your dreams of touching the lives of millions with the written world are dead.Bob is gonna fire you the second i'm gone.Guaranteed.That means you are out on the street alone looking for a job, that means all the time that we spent together, all the lattes, all the canceled dates, all the midnight tampax runs were all for nothing and all your dreams of being an editor are gone, but don't worry, after the required allotment of time, we will get a quickie divorce and you will be done with me, but until then, like it or not, your wagon is hitched to mine, ok? Maxi pad 卫生巾 hitch 用绳钩圈等拴住，钩住

如果你不跟我结婚你那在写作界成为百万富翁的梦想就会破灭，我保证，我前脚走，鲍勃就会解雇你，那就意味着你得流落街头另觅工作了，我们在一起的日子，所有的拿铁咖啡，所有取消的会议，所有半夜的卫生巾都化为乌有，你那成为编辑的梦想也会破灭。别担心，时间一过，我们就会离婚，互不干涉，但是在那之前不管你愿不愿意，咱俩就是一条腿上的蚂蚱。

I can't tell you how much we appreciate you seeing us on such short notice.非常感激你能在这么短时间内抽空见我们 So, i have one question for you, are you both committing fraud and avoid her deportation so she can keep her position as editior in chief at Colden Books? Fraud 欺骗，诈欺

commit fraud 设下骗局 That's ridiculous, where did you here that? We had a phone tip this afternoon from a man named...Would it be bob? Bob is nothing but a disgruntled former employee, i apologize, but we know you are incredibly busy with a room full of gardeners and delivery boys to tend to, if you just give us our next step, we will be out of your hair and on our way.Disgruntled 不满意的，不高兴的

Out of someone's hair: If you get someone out of your hair, you get them to stop bothering or annoying 不打扰或烦扰某人

Let me explain to you the process that's about to unfold.Step one will be a scheduled interview, i will put you each in a room, and i will ask you every little question that a real couple would know about each other.Step two, i dig deeper, i will look at your phone records, i talk to your neighbours, i interview your coworkers, if your answer don't match up at every point, you will be deported indefinitely, and you, young man, will have committed a felony punishable by a fine of 250000, and a stay of five years in federal prison.Unfold 展开 match up to 与...相符，符合 felony 重罪 The truth is, margaret and i are just two people who weren't supposed to fall in love, but did, we couldn't tell anyone we work with, because of my big promotion that i had coming up, we both felt that it would be deeply inappropriate if i were to be promoted to editor.我们不能告诉我们的同事，因为我要升职了

Have the two you told your parents about your secret love? My parents are both dead, no brothers and sisters either.Are your parents dead? No, his are very much alive.We are gonna tell them this weekend, grammy's 90th birthday, and the whole family is coming together, and we thought it would be a nice surprise.And where is this surprise gonna take place? At andrew's parents' house.Where is that located again? Why am i doing all the talking, it's your parents' house, why don't you tell him where it is? Jump in.Fine, i see how this is gonna go, i will see you both at 11 Monday morning for your scheduled interview, and your answers better match up on every accout.Gonna be fun, and i will be checking up on you.会很有趣的，我会追踪你们的情况的。Check up on 检查，调查 What's gonna happen is we will go up there, we will pretend like we are boyfriend and girlfriend, tell your parents we are engaged, uh, use the miles for the tickets, i guess i will pop for you to fly first class, but make sure you use the miles, if we don't get the miles, we are not doing it.Oh, please confirm the vegan mile, ok? Cause last time they actually gave it to a vegan, and they forced me to eat clammy, warm, creamy salad thing, hey, why aren't you taking note? 要用里程票，我能把你弄去头等舱，但一定要用里程票，没有里程票我们就不去了，确保有好吃的素食，上次他们知道我是素食者，他们要我吃温腻的沙拉。

Clammy 冷湿的，冷粘的 creamy 含乳脂的，乳脂状的，奶油色的 Pop for something 请某人客 I'm sorry, were you not in that room? Oh, the thing about being promoted, genius, genius, he completely fell for it.I am serious.I am looking at a 250000 fine and five years in jail, that changes things.我面临着被判250000元罚金和入狱五年，情况不同了。Promoted to editor? No, no way.Then i quit, and you are screwed.那我就辞职你就完蛋了。Fine, fine, i will make you editor.And you will publish my manuscript.Twenty thousand copies, first run.第一版，两万份 And we will tell our parents about our engagement when i want and how i want, now ask me nicely.我们告诉我父母我们订婚了，时间及形式由我决定 Ask you nicely what? Ask me nicely to marry you.What does that mean? You heared me, on your knee.Fine, does this work for you? 这样可以么？ Oh, i like this, yeah.Will you marry me? No.say it like you mean it.Andrew, would you please, with cherries on top, marry me? 你能赐予我幸福，娶我么？

So, these are the questions that INS is gonna ask us.Now, the good news is that i know everything about you, but the bad news is that you have four days to learn all this about me, so, you should probably get studying.What am i allergic to? 我对什么过敏

allergic 过敏的，反感的 Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion.松仁果还有人的七情六欲

spectrum 系列，幅度，范围 Do i have any scars? Oh, i am pretty sure you have a tattoo.We are done with that question.那个问题到此结束 Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts, we are beginning our descent into juneau.Now, do you prefer being called margaret or satan's misstress? 撒旦的情人

Thank you so much for allowing me to be a part of this weekend.Oh, you are welcome, we are thrilled to have with you.Let's get you two to the fort.You didn't tell me about all the family businesses, honey? He was probably just being modest, dear.What are we doing? Shouldn't we check into our hotel right now? Check into a hotel 登记住进旅馆

Oh, we canceled our reservation.Family doesn't stay in a hotel, you are gonna stay in our home.Reservation 预订，保留意见

She insists on doing it all herself, she is a feminist.You see the shoes that broad was wearing? Broad 女子 That will dry right off.Hand off my ass.Who are you people? 你们是什么人啊? When are you going to tell them we are engaged? I will pick the right moment.So i always want toknow, what does a book editor do? That's a good question, louise.I am curious to know the answer myself, so, why don't you tell us exactly what a book editor does, besides taking writters out to lunch and getting bombed.Now that sounds like fun.No wonder you like being an editor.难怪你想成为一个图书编辑

I think i will get a refill.我得再去满一杯了 That's a hell of a first impression, dad? 这真是个糟糕的第一印象，爸爸？

What the hell, andrew? You show up here after all this time with this woman you hated and now she is your girlfriend? 究竟怎么回事？

We just got here.Can we wait two seconds before we throw the kitchen sink at each other? 在我们互相挖苦之前能不能先冷静两秒。Just never figured you for a guy who slept his way to the middle.从未想过你会要一个半老徐娘

Actually, i will have you know that that woman in there is one of the most respected editors in town.She is your meal ticket, and you bring her home to meet you mother.She is not my meal ticket, she is my fiance.Ladies and gentlemen, i have a very important announcement to make.We are being completely rude.Did i miss the story? What story? About how you proposed? Oh, how a man proposes say a lot about his character.一个男人如何求婚最能展现他的性格了

I actually love to hear the story, andrew.Would you tell us? Actually, margaret loves telling the story, so i'm gonna let her go ahead and do that.Cause i think we should just sit in rapture.我们在这里满怀期待的坐着就行了 Rapture 着迷，痴迷，欢天喜地

Wow, where to begin the story? Well, andrew and i were about to celebrate our first anniversary together, and i knew that he'd been itching to ask me to marry him, and he was scared, like a little tiny bird, so i started leaving him little hints here and there, because i knew he wouldn't have the guts to ask.Gut 勇气，胆量，毅力

That is not exactly how it happened, i mean, i picked up on her little hints, the woman is about as subtle as a gun, what i worried about was that she might find this little box。

Pick up on 与...熟悉起来，理解，领悟

Oh, the decoupage box that he made where he'd taken time to cut out tiny, little pictures of himself, yes, just pasted all over the box, oh, so beautiful, so i opened that beautiful little decoupage and out fluttered these tiny, hand-cut heart confettis, and once they cleared, i looked down, and i saw the most beautiful, big....他做的那个精剪纸的盒子，他花时间一点点剪出精细的小小的图片，先不提盒子了，哦，太漂亮了，于是我拨开那些剪纸，那些令人心动的小小的精细的手工心型五彩剪纸引入我眼帘，当我全部拨开这些纸片的时候，我看见了，看见了...decoupage 剪纸装饰 confetti 五彩纸屑，糖果

Nothing, no ring, but inside that box, underneath all that crap, there was a little hand written note with the address to a hotel, date and time, masculine, anyway, natrually, margaret thought...Crap 垃圾

I thought she was seeing someone else, it was a terrible time for me, but i went to that hotel anyway, i went there and i pounded on the door, but the door was already unlocked, and as swung open that door, there he was standing, kneeling, like a man, on a bed of rose petals, in a tuxedo, and he was choking back soft, soft sobs, and when he held back the tears and finally caught his breath, he said to me: margaret, will you marry me? Pound 敲打，连续猛击petal 花瓣tuxedo无尾燕尾服 sob哭泣，啜泣 我觉得他应该有别的女人了，那是对我来说真是痛不欲生，但是我还是去了那酒店，到了那里我用力的敲门，但是们没有上锁，然后门吱呀的打开了，他站在那儿，跪着，想一个真正的男人，穿着燕尾服，在铺满玫瑰花瓣的床上，止不住轻轻啜泣，当他住住泪水，匀顺呼吸后，他对我说，嫁给我，好么？

That is quite a story, gorgeous.Gorgeous 绚丽的，极好的，太美了 Hey, let's see a kiss from you two cuties.Kiss on the mouth like you mean it.Exquisite bed exquisite 精挑细选的，精致的 So, where is andrew's bed? Oh, sweetie, we are not under any illusions that you two don't sleep in the same bed, so he will sleep in here with you.Illusion 错觉，幻觉，错误的信仰或观念 Mirrors in a room often give an illusion of space.我们认为你们两个应该睡在一张床上

Oh, great, cause we love to snuggle, don't we, honey? Snuggle 依偎，挨近

She snuggled down in bed 她蜷缩着躺在床上 We are huge snugglers.We just rescued him from the pound, and he is still in training, sorry.Pound 汽车扣押所，宠物收留所

Just be sure you don't let him outside, or the eagles will snatch him.By the way, there are extra towels and linens and things in here if you need them.Linen 亚麻布制品，床单，桌布，内衣等 We'd better turn in, it's been quite an evening.So, you haven't been home in a while? I haven't had a lot of vacation time the last three years.Stop complaining.Are your eyes closed? Completely Those are the pajamas you decided to bring to alaska? Pajamas 宽大的睡衣裤

Yes, because i was supposed to be in a hotel alone.Looks like i won't be getting much sleep with the sun streaming in.I have horrible service, frank, give me just one minute, hold on just second.我这里信号不好

Frank, i am sorry you feel i pressured you into doing oprah.My phone is on all the time 我的手机从不关机

Will you go get her, andy? We have a whole day planned for her, and she needs to get ready.她得准备一下 Are you drunk? You have to get ready? For what? You are going out with my mom and the girls.Shopping, sightseeing and a surprise.Now give me a nice big hug, we don't want them to think we are fighting.If you touch my ass one more time, i will cut you balls off in the sleep.They dissolve in water.他们溶于水中 She is a little peeved, apparently, i wasn't the most gracious of hosts last night, it was a little bit of shock to find out that you are getting married, especially when none of us even knew you were dating, the point is, i owe you a apology.Peeved 恼怒的，不高兴的 Accepted.There is something else, i have been going over my retirement plan recently, and it got me thinking, i have done a lot of things in my life, practically built an empire with your mother from the ground up, it doesn't mean anything unless you have someone to leave it to.我这一生中做了很多事情，特别是和你妈妈白手起家创建了一个帝国，但如果没有人来接受，他他就一文不值。We already discussed this.I'd like to discuss it again.You have responsibilities here, i think i have been more than understanding about your goofing off in new york, i need you to quit playing around.Goof off 游手好闲，吊儿郎当，偷懒，不认真工作 Play around 玩耍，胡为，胡闹，轻率对待

我觉得我对你在纽约无所事事已经很容忍了，我要你停止胡闹 When are you going to start taking what i do seriously? 你什么时候才能真正接受我的职业 When you start acting seriously.I feel sorry for you, dad, i wish you had another son, i really do, one who wanted to stay here, one who wanted to take the family business, one who wanted to marry someone that you approve of, but it's not me, now, it must seem strange to you my life in new york, sitting in an office, reading books, but i makes me happy, you understand? If that's what makes you happy, son, i got nothing to say.Hey, there you are, how are you holding up? 嘿，你在这儿，你怎么停了？

Oh, fine, fine, just working on my tan.晒晒太阳 Yeah, the paxtons can be a bit overwhelming at times.帕克星盾人有时有些胡闹

So it's a little different than new york, huh? little bit, you ever been? No, that was always andrew's dream, not mime.You guys were pretty serious, huh? 你们当时很当真是么? Well, i mean we dated in high school and all through college, but we were kids.我们曾在高中大学时交往

And you guys called it off because of...你们分手是因为

Well, the night before we graduated school, he proposed, and said he wanted to elope and run away to new york with me, and i said no, i have never been anywhere but here, this is home, but anyway, you are a lucky girl, he really is the best, which you obviously already know.Elope 私奔 What's he doing? Something is up, it's best to leave him alone.Why is andrew out there hollowing that old stupid canoe again? Hollow out 挖空，开凿

canoe 独木舟 Well, maybe he is planning to escape, what? What did you do? I didn't do anything, i mean i just had a frank conversation with him about his futrue.Frank 坦白的，直率的，真诚的

Oh, well, joe, that's a good idea, because he will never come back home now, he is my son, i only get to see him every three years because of you, i've had enough, you are gonna be suportive of him marrying margaret, and that is that, you know, if we are not careful, we are gonna end up in this great big house just you and me alone, just you and me and everything we are angry about and god forbid that they should have a grandchild that we never get to see, you are going to fix this, joe, i mean it, fix it now.哦，干的真不赖啊，周，因为他现在再也不回家了，他是我的儿子，而我三年才能见到他一次，因为你，就是因为你，我受够了，你得支持他跟玛格丽特结婚，我说了算，你要知道，如果我们一不小心，那就会只有你和我老死在这座大房子里，你和我以及我们所生气的每一件事，上帝呀，即使他们有了我们的孙子我们也看不到，你现在要赶快弥补，周，我是认真的，现在就补。

I'm so tired, think i'm gonna upstairs, take a shower, i had a great day today, thank you.Oh, god, you are showing everything, cover it up, for the love of god!Explain yourself please.哦，上帝，我真是一览无余，遮起来，看在上帝的份上 What are you even doing home? Then you just jump me out of nowhere.你就这样突然出现把我扑倒

I didn't mean to jump you, your dog was attacking me , and i had to run, and i run into you.Go take a shower, you stink.Stink 臭味，臭气，发臭味，令人讨厌 Oh, barely made it out with my life there.哦，几乎就是我生命的写照

So, what's the deal with you and your father? Oh, i'm sorry, that question is not in the binder.这个问题不在回答范围之内

Oh, really, well, i thought you were the one that said we need to learn all this....Not about that, i didn't.I like the phychic network.我喜欢通灵网站 What? Not in the“ haha, isn't that funny, she likes that trash” kind of way, i actually quite enjoy it.In a kind of way 在某种程度上

I don't like flowers in the house, because they remind me of funerals.Never played a videogame Wuthering Heights呼啸山庄

Haven't slept with a man in over a year and a half.The bird tattoo, they are swallows, got them when i was16 after my parents died.I am sure there are many many other things, but that's all i can come up with now.You are there, uh.I'm here, just processing.You really haven't slept with anyone in 18 month? Oh, my god, out of all that, that's all you got? 哦，上帝啊，说了这么多，你只得出这一点。

Margaret, don't take this the wrong way, you are a very very beautiful woman.别误解 God, i can't sing that high.Room service, breakfast for the happy couple.Are you wearing makeup? 你化妆了? Spoon me.贴着我 Oh, you shouldn't have gone to that trouble.哦，您不用这么麻烦的

Your mother and i have come up with a proposition and i happen to think it's a terrific idea.Proposition 提议 We want you to get married here tommorow.What, what? Well, you are gonna get married anyway, so why don't you get married here? Where we can be all together, and that way grandma annie can be a part of it.无论如何你们都要结婚的，那为什么不在这里结婚呢？我们可以聚在一起，那样的话安妮奶奶就可以算一份。

Oh, no, it's grammy's big birthday tomorrow night, big day for here, we don't want to ruin it.I have had 89 birthday parties, i don't need another one, oh, it would be a dream come true for me to see my one grandchild's wedding, a dream come true, so you will do it? Before i am dead? Oh, we wil do everything, and you can get married like we did, in the barn.It's a paxton family tradition.Wow, i have always wanted to get married in a barn.It's a sign, a sign from universe that you are meant to be together, oh, we must give thanks, i tell you.Ok, i know i should leave you alone now.But we are just so excited.Oh, my god, when my mom finds out that this whole thing is a sham, she is gonna be crushed, and my grandma is gonna be die.Sham 假的，赝品，伪造的 crushed 失望的

What the hell is with that? The whole wedding thing, where did that come from? 哪儿来的主意？

She probably got him worked up into it, fine, she is not gonna find out, andrew, they are not gonna find out, ok? Just relax, it's gonna be ok, it's not like we are gonna be married forever, we will be happily divorced before you know it, we wil be fine, ok? 这并不表示我们会永远结为夫妻，你还没弄清呢我们就愉快的离婚了。Yeah.Get us some coffee, so, would you like a cinnamon soy latte? You are right, you know, get quickie divorce, we will be fine.Absolutely, everything is going to be great.But this little missus better learn how to cook so she can take care of her husband, keep my man happy, i don't want him leaving me for another woman.Missus 太太，妻子，老婆 但是我初为人妇，最好学习烹饪。

Come on, haven't left you yet, margaret.还没离开你呢 I just kinda feel like going outside.You have to fucus, this is a business deal, this is just a business deal.Mother earth has provided all this just as she brought you and andrew together to be joined, we must to give thanks, and ask that you loins be abundantly fertile.大地母亲赋予了这一切就像他把你和安德鲁联系在一起一样，我们必须感恩，并祈祷你后代繁多。Feel the rhythm of the drums.Your gammy want me to chant from the heart.你奶奶要我发自内心的咏唱 Balls? That's what came to your heart? You know, it went with the beat.随着拍子就唱出来了

Your phone is arrived, i am gonna go into town to pick it up, wanna come? You got that phone i ordered? Yes, it came in, how are you? 是的，到货了 I think you made quite an impression on Ramone.Here we go, it's all charged up, andrew.都充满电了 Charge up 给...充电 Thanks, buddy.Is there a computer in this godforsaken town? Godforsaken 荒芜的，凄凉的

Ok, so when it runs out, it gives you a warning.Just put into more dimes.Ok, i can figure this out, i am an intelligent woman.She looked really pretty today.Yeah, she did.Must be nice to see each other again and just catch up.It's definitely good to see her again.There they are, margaret, we need you, afraid we are going to have to steal you away, young lady.But not you, it's girl stuff, you'd hate it.Stripper 剥皮器，脱衣舞表演者 恐怕我们要把你偷走了，小姐

I can't believe this is happening, my mother made this dress by hand, in this very shop, in 1929, it's funny how things come back in style.看到风格轮回真是有趣啊。

Just finishing up the buttons.正在系扣子

And don't worry about the fit, because Annie is the best tailor in the southeast Alaska.别担心是否合身 Wow, incredible.Maybe a tad loose in certain areas.也许有些地方有些松

tad 少些

Oh, sorry, i am a bit chesty to begin with and i happened to be knocked up when i wore this, oh, let's see if we can find your boobs.Chesty 胸部大的，胸部丰满的 哦，对不起，我以前胸部很丰满，我穿的时候正好能撑起来 Maybe they shrunk up in the cold Alaskan air.I was thinking, if you'd like, maybe we could head down your way for the holidays this year.也许今年我们能去你们那儿过假期

Oh, that would be nice, or maybe we could come to you too.Now, let's make this absolute perfection.Now, just one special touch and you are ready.It's been in the family for more than 150 years, my great-grandfather give it to my great-grandmother when they got married, They were quite a scandal, you know, he was Russian and she was tlingit, and back then you have to get approval from every member of the tribe before you get married, almost broke them up.你知道，好多流言蜚语，他是俄国人而他是特里吉特人，在当时结婚之前要经过部落里每位成员的同意，他们差点被拆散。Well, how did they stay together then? She was a lot like you, tough, wouldn't take no for an answer, she was good for him, i want you to have it, grandmothers love to give their stuff to their grandchildren, it makes us feel like we will still be part of your lives even after we are gone.Take it.I just wanted to make sure there was enough time to get all the sewing done.This is untied, hop on it.Hop on please 请跳上来 Mind telling me what the hell is wrong? I just needed to get away from everybody.Would you mind telling me what's happening now? I forgot what it was like to have a family, i have been on m own since i was 16, and i forgot what it felt like to have people love you, and make you breakfast and say“ hey, we'd love to come down for the holidays” and i say“ well, why don't we come up and see you instead”, and give you necklaces, and you have all that here, and you have Gertrude, and i am just screwing it up.我忘了有家的感觉是什么样的，我从十六岁起就自己一个人，我忘了被人爱是什么感觉，还有人给你做早餐，然后说，嘿，我们想去你那里度假，然后我说为什么我们不能去看你们呢，还送你项链，你在这儿拥有一切，你拥有gertrude, 而我正在搞砸一切。You are not screwing it up, i agreed to it.Your family love you, you know that? I know that.And you are still willing to put them through this? What the hell were you thinking? Could've gotten yourself killed.你到底在想什么，你差点弄死你自己。

You turned the boat and made me fall in, you jackass.Jackass 愚蠢的人，傻瓜

You let go of the steering wheel.你放开了方向盘 I want to talk to both of you, you mother is never to hear any of this.Told you i'd check up on you.What did you do? I got a phone call from Mr.Gilbertson here, who told me that if you were lying, and he strongly believes that you are, he would send you to prison, so i flew him up here.所以我让他飞过来 Dad Luckily for you, your father negotiated a deal on your behalf, now, this offer is gonna last for 20 seconds, so listen closely, you are gonna make a statement, admitting this marriage is a sham, or you are gonna go to prison, you tell the truth, you are off the hook, and she is going to go back to Canada.Off the hook 脱离困境 Well, take the deal.I don't think so, i have been working for margaret for three years, six months ago we started dating, we fell in love, i asked her to marry me, and she said yes, i will see you at the wedding.I am very appreciative of what you have done.Appreciative 有鉴识力的，感激的 You've got your whole lives to be together.你们是要一辈子在一起的

We are gathered here today to give thanks and to celebrate one of life's greatest moments, to give recognition to the beauty, honesty, and unselfish ways of andrew and margaret's true love in front of family and friends, for it is their family and friends who taught andrew and margaret to love.今天我们聚集在这里感谢庆祝生命中最辉煌的时刻之一，在家人和朋友面前去赞美美丽，善良，无私的安德鲁和玛格丽特的真爱，因为正是他们的家人和朋友教会了安德鲁和玛格丽特如何去爱。I do have something i need to say.Can it wait till after? 能等会再说吗？ No Thank you all so much for coming out, i have a bit announcement to make about the wedding, a confession, actually.I am a canadian, with an expired visa who was about to be deported, and because i didn't want to leave this wonderful country of yours, i force andrew here to marry me, see, andrew has always had this extraordinary work ethic, something i think he learned from you, and for three years i watched him work harder than anyone else at our company, and i knew that if i threatened to destroy him career he would do just about anything, so i blackmailed him to come up here and to lie to you, all of you, and i thought i would be easy to watch him do it, but i wasn't, turns out it's not easy to ruin someone's life once you find out how wonderful they are, you have a beautiful family, don't let this come between you, this was my fault, andrew, this was a business deal, and you held up your end, but now the deal is off.Expired 到期的blackmail 敲诈，勒索 Hold up one's end 坚持到底，乐观战斗

We meet at the dock, you are going me a ride to the airport.Let me get my head on straight, ok? 让我整理下头绪

You are right, this book is special, i lied because i knew publishing meant i'd loose as an assistant, but you have an extraordinary eye, and i will make sure we buy this before i leave, have a amazing life, you deserve it.Wow, that was crazy, you know, people are gonna be talking about this forever.You know what the problem is? The problem is that this woman is a gigantic pain in my ass, first there is the whole leaving thing, i understand that, it's a sham wedding, it's kind of stressful, but then she goes ahead and she leaves this note, because she doesn't have the decency, the humanity to do it to my face, three years, three years i work with this terrorist, never once has she had a nice thing to say, and then she goes ahead and she writes this crap.But none of that matters because we have a deal, i am sorry, she just makes me a little crazy.Gigantic 巨大的

这个女人简直是我的心病，起初是离开的那事，我可以理解，这是假结婚，令人压抑，然后他一走了之后留下这个纸条，因为他没那么高尚那么人性的面对我的脸，三年了，我和这个恐怖分子工作了三年，他一次都没有好好的跟我说过话，然后她写了这个玩意，拍拍屁股走人了。但那些都不重要，因为我们有一个约定，Yeah, i can see that, so, you are just gonna let her go? 那你就让她这样一走了之吗？ So, what now? we land on new york, you have 24 hours to head back to canada.Andrew, what's happening? I got to talk to her.Why would you do that, boy? This has nothing to do with you.I am not gonna let you do this.I am not asking your permission here.I think i am having a heart attack.You two need to stop fighting, you will never see eye to eye, but you are family, promise me you will stand by andrew, even if you don't agree with him.I promise Andrew, promise me, you will work harder to be a part of this family.I will.I guess they are not ready for me.我想他们还没有准备好要带我走。Mom, what? Are you faking the heart attack? Come on 你假装犯心脏病？

Well, it was the only way i could get you two to shut up and get us to the airport.We are not authorized to take you to the airport.You scared the hell out of me?你吓死我了 I have a little favor i need from you, buddy.What's wrong? Margaret is on that plane.And he didn't get to tell her.Tell her what? That he loves her.So she could tell him that she loves him too.If she didn't love him, she wouldn't have left.Of course not.Am i the only one not getting this? Sorry, man, there was nothing we could do.I am sorry, son, i didn't know how you felt about her.Why are you panting? Because i have been running.I need to talk to you.Well, i don't have time to talk, i need to catch a 5:45 to Toronto.Margaret, stop talking.Gotta say something, Ok Just take a sec Fine, what? Three days ago, i loathed you, i used to dream about you getting hit by a cab or poisoned, then we had our little adventure in alaska, and things started to change, things changed when we kissed, and when you told me about your tattoo, even when you checked me out when we are naked.Well, i didn't see anything.You did, but i didn't realize any of this until i was standing alone, in a barn, wife-less, now, you can imagine my disappointment, and it suddenly dawned on me, that the woman i love is about to be kicked out of the country, so, margaret, marry me, because i'd like to date you.Trust me, you don't really want to be with me.Yes, i do.See, the thing is, there is a reason why i have been alone all this time, i am comfortable that way, and i think it would just be a lot easier, if we forgot everything that happened and i just left.Aren't you supposed to get down on you knee or something.

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时间：5.24（星期二）栏目名称：新闻烽火台

栏目口号：深远眼光，瞭望世界

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【片头+背景音乐+事件剪辑】 【主持人出场】

【主】观众朋友们，大家晚上好。欢迎收看本期的《新闻烽火台》之《什么人在收藏中国》。首先，来介绍、一下今天到场的嘉宾。A——中国文物行政部门负责人，B——资深评论员。

今天是5.24日，就在半个月之前，一个偶然又可以说是必然的事件扰动了大家的神经，引发了全民的舆论高潮。说它偶然，是因为它是时隔24年后的再一次空前轰动的新闻事件，说它必然，是因为这类事件一直就未离开过我们的视野，国内也好，国外也罢。那么它是怎样发生的？它发生的背后又有哪些深层次的原因？它的发生衍生出怎样的复杂问题，未来又将何去何从呢？

来看一段视频。【视】会议现场

【同】2011年5月11日，为期8个月的新一轮“打击文物犯罪专项行动”正式启动，而前一天，国家文物局已发出《关于切实加强文物安全工作的紧急通知》。此次专项行动将在全国17个省、自治区、直辖市开展，严厉打击盗窃、盗掘、走私等文物犯罪活动，确保国家文物安全。而此次专项行动的启动，我们不得不提或多或少直接促成这一行动启动的诱因。【视】网络截屏

【同】5月10日12点08分，在腾讯微博上认证名为“故宫”的微博发帖称：“在故宫博物院斋宫展出的临时展览《交融——两依藏珍选粹展》（展品为首饰盒等20世纪作品），5月8日发生展品失窃。现公安部门正在侦破中。”这一消息引起了社会的轩然大波。随着案情的侦破，整个事件浮出水面。【视】失窃藏品图片

【同】2011年5月8日，在时隔24年后，北京故宫博物院被“凿墙盗宝”，失窃品共9件，皆为香港金融家冯耀辉的个人收藏的20世纪西式化妆盒，属王宫用品，全部为金银制品，镶嵌各类宝石，价值千万元。而据称，为了表示对故宫博物馆的信任，藏主只为藏品投保31万元人民币。【视】抓捕现场

【同】就在大家臆造一个可以让时迁弃暗投明，让白玉堂退出江湖，让燕子李三金盆洗手的“故宫大盗”的形象时，工作人员在疑犯逃跑路线上，寻回两件藏品。而就在专项行动启动的当晚23时，“故宫大盗”被北京警方抓捕归案，案发至此案告破，共历时58小时。【视】嫌犯照片+家乡图片

【同】石柏槐，山东菏泽曹县人。今年3月到北京，案发是没有工作。在家乡，这是一个12岁辍学在家以收废酒瓶谋生，16岁离家外出打工，先后做过搬运工、泥瓦匠、电焊工、烧烤店小工的村民，口袋里从没有余钱。被家人昵称为“二小”的小伙。这个看来安静内向的人，身高不足160厘米，体重不足50公斤。正是这样的一些讯息，再次加强了全民舆论的风潮，可以用“又瘦又小”来形容，关键是没什么技能的他，如何能在号称“世界上最安全博物馆”“京城第一保卫处”的故宫博物院里兴风作浪呢？ 【视】模拟现场图

【同】据石柏槐交代，白天逃票进入故宫的他，趁降雨一直躲藏在与展厅相邻的西配房内直至天黑。行窃前，他关闭了西配房内供电系统总闸。为了从西配房出来，他破坏了南面的一扇窗户，从窗框里钻出。后用脚踹碎了展厅北面的一扇窗户进入展厅，又将阻挡自己的一块石膏板做成的 1 装饰墙毁坏出一个宽度仅为六七十厘米的洞。如此简单粗暴的作案手段，“顺利”地盗取了9件展品。而这一切的初衷，只有一个原因：缺钱。甚至整个盗窃行为，都是临时起意。【视】“四防”体系+网络截屏

【同】而故宫博物院怎么反倒用几十年的发展形成的“四防”体系成全了石柏槐的“金钱梦”呢？故宫博物院被推上了舆论的风口浪尖，甚至有网友发帖戏称：非专业的“盗贼”临时起意就能盗走展品，安保措施难道也是展品吗？ 【视】字幕式

【同】安保措施的漏洞或者说“意外失常”，乃至人员的问题都激起了大众的愤怒情绪。

第一，检票处怎么可以逃票溜进，难道根本原因就是石柏槐“又瘦又小”好钻空子吗？ 第二，下午5点前后例行的清场，240人的保卫处，做到的只是“简而告之”的工作吗？ 第三，意外断电后既没有采取紧急安保措施，又没有立刻检修，难道故宫电路经常被暴风雨袭击吗？况且雷电火险不算在安保范围内吗？

第四，全院大约1600个防盗报警器、400个摄像头，难道就没给展厅安装一个吗？ 第五，石柏槐在逃跑过程中，被保卫人员发现，因为保卫人员60岁左右，致使石柏槐逃脱，貌似有心可原，但是凭什么国家级博物馆要雇用一位上了年岁的“老大爷”呢？

第六，在密如蛛网的电子眼的帮助下，160条巡逻狼犬，30名工作人员为何彻夜搜查都未能找到嫌疑人？

第七，既然看到嫌犯，为何第二天才发现被盗，难道故宫博物院对不速之客习以为常了吗？ 【视】故宫新闻发言人冯乃恩

【同】一连串的疑问触动了大家的神经，针对于这一个个未解的谜团，故宫发言人的回答也模棱 两可，但在新闻发布会现场，两度鞠躬，表达对公众和藏主的歉意。【视】微博截屏图

【同】随后，积极做善后工作的故宫，发布了针对展品失窃时间的漏洞查找与初步整改措施。目前，关于是石柏槐的审理工作正在进行当中。

【主】欢迎回到现场，这里是为您直播的《新闻纵横》，本期议题为《什么人在收藏中国》。

与上一次故宫被盗相比，时间已隔24年。作下惊天巨案的“故宫大盗”落网后，很多公众在赞叹警察工作效率之余不免失望：这个“故宫大盗”身材瘦小，作案手法低级，完全没有反侦察能力，在销赃不成后丢弃了所有赃物，甚至被捕归案时，正在网吧内实名制上网。

而不管怎样，无论谁该替这件事情负责，毕竟案件已成功告破。石柏槐被刑拘，最高要面临无期徒刑的审判。故宫博物院也在积极的反思过后改进安保措施。或许应像香港两依博物馆馆长所说：不要再指责故宫。这句话是客套也好，是无奈也罢。我想舆论的浪潮也该有所平息。

故宫失窃事件本身已无可争议，我们所关心的应该是这一事件背后更深层次的东西。这个事件直接促成了“打击文物犯罪专项行动”的开展，文物再一次受到全社会的高度重视。今天，我们将和两位嘉宾一起，揭开隐藏在文物失窃背后的神秘面纱。【主】这件事情发生后，目前国内文物行政管理方面有什么措施

——第一，就是打击文物犯罪专项行动的启动。第二，就是从下半年开始，北京将作为试点城市率先启动对国有单位的公藏可移动文物普查。明年此项工作将在全国范围内开展，预计将用5年时间完成。

【主】两位专家认为文物失窃事件发生的根源是什么？

A——第一，肯定是说，安保的漏洞，所谓四防好，不如心防好。要说其他设备出现问题是技术问题，但是狼犬可是六亲不认的。本身的掉以轻心是重点。第二就是市场。有市场才有“生产”。B——我认同市场这个观点。安保出现的问题只是表面现象，你不能说因为小餐馆没有保安，你就去抢人家的米饭玩吧。虽然最后这个并没有销赃成功，但是我们别忘了作案动机是什么？是钱。他又不是傻子，销赃没成功不怪他，要说他预谋错了，就是错在没有首先去了解市场。并且，我 2 们这里所强调的市场，是地下文物交易市场。也就是说“黑市”

【主】文物有黑市，所以有人盗宝。但是黑市既不在光天化日之下，怎么却能引起这么多人的热情呢？ B——电视、平面媒体、文艺作品的宣传影响和过分对文物价值的渲染，几乎是全国老百姓都知道文物很值钱，也是无本之利的发财途径，一有机会都想一夜暴富。所以福建和河南一些地区旁若无人的开挖自己家的祖坟就不足为奇了。

A——是这样。其实不止是中国这样，国际上都是一样的。中国文物盗窃案很多，国外的此类案件中，艺术绘画作品占较大比例。

根据2009年，美国联邦调查局公布的全球“十大艺术品被盗案”，这些艺术品价值总计6亿美元，其中包括达芬奇、伦勃朗、蒙克、凡高等艺术大师的传世之作。

仅在过去几周，全球就对十几幅现代派绘画作品展开搜索。最震惊的是什么？警方在纽约一幢小公寓里发现300多件失窃艺术品，其中包括毕加索的画作。

【主】刚刚老师谈到国外艺术品失窃的事件，可谓触目惊心。可否给我们简单介绍一下目前全球文物和艺术品保护的情况？

A——保护不好说。因为和故宫一样，安保措施是很全面的，甚至有些可以用“固若金汤”来形容。我简单说一下失窃情况。有句调侃的民间俗话讲：如欲手头收藏品被窃，速将该物转往英国。根据世界上最大的被窃艺术品资料库的记录显示：英国是全世界艺术品被窃最多的国家，从1976年至今，共有53709件艺术品上榜。大家可以想象一下，这个已经到了令人发指的地步。

【主】国内也好，国外也罢。刚刚我们听过老师的介绍，可以总结一点，艺术品失窃，究其根源的，是市场的问题。那目前从文物行政监管方面来讲，我们中国文物保护市场是什么样的状况呢？ A——首先就是盗掘走私猖獗，文物市场失控。

80年代的时候，一些省份就有这样一句顺口溜：要想富，挖古墓，一夜能成万元户。在几个文化大省，群众性的枣木以及贩卖文物之风屡禁不止，在一些地方已经形成行业。中国文物学会名誉会长谢辰生老先生就说过这样一句话：中国文物的流失，已经形成国际化“一条龙”经营。从盗掘到走私，直至出现在国外交易市场，常常几天之内就可以完成。

【主】您谈到这个走私，应该就是说流入黑市。走私是用什么方法，海关监察严格到什么程度呢？ A——惯用的几条走私文物处境的方式有三种。

第一，自己携带出关。文物贩子用纸箱包装好从内地收购的文物，将其放在汽车后备箱中，然后可以大摇大摆的开车通关前往港澳地区。

第二，通过“文物带工”出关。由于文物走私贩卖猖獗，一些专门携带文物出关的“文物带工”应运而生

第三，通过菜农出关。文物贩子将文物交给经常往来内地和港澳地区的菜农，让其将文物放在背篓中，每次可付给菜农100-200元得报酬，文物贩子尾随其后。

海关检查采取的是抽查，对于大宗文物走私案来说，可能你一批货，只抽查5%。【主】有关其他的情况呢？

A——刚刚我们谈到了盗掘走私，再有问题就是古玩交易市场的泛滥。目前全国较大规模的古玩市场已经超过240家，由于多种原因，它们既没有取得文物部门许可，经营文物行为又未受到文物行政部门监管。甚至很多古玩市场易名为旧货市场。这样整个涵义就宽泛多了，不惹眼也说明不了什么问题，《文物保护法》规定旧货市场是不能经营文物的，但是很多文物仍以旧货、关的名义公开销售，部分货品甚至公然标榜是出土文物。所以很多文物走私就从这里起步。

再有一个问题，民办博物馆的藏品来源受到关注。我国目前民办博物馆在600家以上。国有博物馆可以依靠考古发掘、接受捐赠等方式来补充藏品。但是民办博物馆的文物藏品主要靠买，来源渠道单一。

而且，目前文物犯罪越发暴力凶残。犯罪团过甚至携带武器作案，暴力抗法，公然袭警。【主】评论员对这个事情有怎样的看法呢？除了老师刚谈到的这个行政监管方面？

B——无论说古玩交易市场监管出现问题，还是说盗掘走私猖獗。根本在于什么，有人收藏，有人买所以有 3 人卖。整个文物交易链条是循环的。

【主】故宫失窃一事，再次敲响了文物安全的警钟。据相关报道显示，2009年以来，博物馆安全案件呈现反弹趋势，多地博物馆先后发生馆藏文物丢失、失窃、被抢劫等恶性事件。或许面对着全国各地几乎没有完整保留的古墓和文化遗址，文物贩子们似乎到了“无物可盗”的境地，于是开始对博物馆下手。

有人收藏，有市场，所以有人挖，有人盗，有人抢。

刚刚老师也提到了这一点，对于盗窃者和文物贩子里说，在于有收藏者市场。

或许有人会问，收藏和市场有什么关系呢？市场是交易的代名词，收藏不是，换个角度讲，是另一种保护。中国文物收藏者群体到底是如何构成的呢？他们在文物收藏的过程中起到了哪些作用呢？来看视频。【视】文物收藏规模+各类搜藏者

【同】2005年上半年，一支由浙江省文物局组织的专家团队，开始了首次省内民间文物收藏调查，作为文物收藏大省，它的调查结果大体也反映出目前我国整个文物收藏的概况。

调研报告称：可以以“遍地开花”来形容浙江文物收藏的兴盛，收藏军团有企业主收藏家、职业收藏家、业余收藏爱好者三部分组成。浙江民间收藏者抢救回来的流失海外文物在国内是最多的，特别是一些企业家，做出了不小的贡献。

此间，民间收藏“三得”也被归纳出来：陶冶情操，抢救文物，保值增值。

收藏者队伍的龙头，为人数不多但经济实力雄厚的企业主收藏家。收藏目的即是资产的保值增值。雪峰房产董事长童四鹤的一幅画，在半年间就增值400万。

收藏活动的引领者和推动者，是以收藏为职业的职业收藏家。多数是文物古玩市场和收藏家协会的骨干，有自己的文物艺术品门市部。收藏目的是以经营为主，通过收购-转手，赚取差价。

收藏活动的基本力量和主要参与者，是占收藏者总人数的80%的业余文物收藏爱好者。大多数受“收藏热”的影响，有淘宝和财富积累的心理。【视】采访画面

【同】近日，我们的记者也走访了民间文物收藏爱好者雒长安先生，关于收藏他表达了自己的见解。【主】目前，我国文物面临着破坏与保护的双重问题。一方面，自然灾害和人为破坏之下，甚至一些国家级重点文物保护单位也“危在旦夕”。另一方面，被完好保护起来的文物又被市场所觊觎。

我们不难看出，收藏者从一定程度上促进了历史文化的传承和文化遗产的保护。他们对此积极作用必须充分肯定。但是，国内收藏者所哄抬起来的市场，就是地下文物交易活动最终的归宿吗？那些蕴含着中华民族艺术文化的文物，到底在被谁收藏？

请关注《新闻烽火台之什么人在收藏中国（下）》。我们讲继续为您挖掘更深层次的内容。观众朋友们，下期再见！【视】片尾

第五篇：“山里孩子有梦想”主题班会台词脚本(5.14)

“山里孩子有梦想”主题班会台词脚本

（送审稿）

（开场前画外音：“梦想课堂”——“山里孩子有梦想”主题班会现在开始）

一、画外音完，音乐起《如果感到快乐你就拍拍手》 10个领舞同学上台，台上台下互动，边唱边做动作。

二、音乐渐低，四位主持人出场 甲：尊敬的各位领导、各位来宾 乙：家长朋友们 丙：亲爱的老师们 丁：同学们！（合）：大家上午好！

甲：欢迎大家再次来到“梦想课堂”，去年的今天，由重庆市委宣传部、重庆市教育工委、重庆市教委、重庆市科委、重庆市民政局、重庆市民防办公室、共青团重庆市委、重庆市妇联、重庆市科协，中共重庆市江津区委、重庆市江津区人民政府等主办的“山里孩子有梦想”暨“梦想课堂”启动仪式在嘉平学校举行。

乙：一年来江津区以“做有梦想有追求的重庆人”为主题,以城乡社区为主阵地,开展梦想社区课堂、梦想公开课堂、梦想流动课堂等主题实践活动，启迪着孩子们的梦想，传递着正能量。

丙：嘉平学校的师生在启动仪式之后，积极投身到“梦想课堂”的建设中，走进校园可能大家已经注意到，今天的校园和去年相比已经有了很大的变化，“做有梦想有追求的重庆孩子”成为了学校的校训，在这一校训的引领下学校积极开展各种活动：“梦想10分钟”，制定梦想清单（青少年学生应当完成的 “梦想10件事”、“感恩10件事”、“惜福10件事”），“富硒清茶敬亲人”，“笋溪河畔小卫士”等，嘉平学校开展的各种活动正是我市开展梦想课堂建设的一个缩影。

丁:今天，我们在此以主题班会的形式集中展示嘉平学校“梦想课堂”建设的成果，展示山里孩子“敢于有梦、勇于追梦、勤于圆梦”的精气神，努力学习，顽强拼搏的动人故事，既是对过去工作的梳理，更是对未来事业的展望。我们想自豪地告诉大家，为了实现梦想，我们正在追梦的路上。

甲：今天啊，我再一次成了你们的班主任，心里真是非常的高兴。大家还没忘记我吧，我就是人称八宝粥的——周老师！

乙：我呀，是你们的新班主任王羽，大家可以叫我王老师。丙：我是你们的同学： ▲▲ 我们一起努力！丁：我是你们的同学： ▲▲ 我们共同奋斗！

甲：今天在课堂上我们设置了四个梦想加油站，只要同学们能够大胆的站上去，说出自己的梦想，就有可能会实现！这四个梦想加油站分别属于今天临时成立的四个班级，班长我们已经选好了，让大家认识一下他们吧！

乙：班长集合！

(四位班长ABCD为临时班级命名，自行设计简短口号。四位主持人同时站上梦想加油站，轮流做简短自我介绍，带领各班同学依次呼喊梦想口号）

梦想萤火虫班 梦想口号 ：小小微光 大大梦想 梦想笋河班 梦想口号 ：尖尖竹笋 突破万难 梦想硒望班 梦想口号 ：从我做起 硒旺无限 梦想紫荆班 梦想口号 ：紫荆精神 梦想动力 甲：好，同学们，上课!（丙、丁转身面向甲、乙，和全体同学一起齐声喊：老师好!甲和乙面向同学们说：同学们好!）

三、第一篇章：山外有情 甲：刚才丁说：“我们正在追梦的路上”，其实在这条路上同学们并不孤独，除了有老师们的辛勤劳动，指引导航，还有许许多多的人都陪伴着我们，和我们一同前进。虽然，我们身在大山，可山里却涌动着来自山外的情感暖流！这不，我们的孙书记也给孩子们回信了：

(学生上)，情景剧《孙爷爷的信》。20个学生围在一起，其中一个学生捧着孙书记的回信在读，大家认真的听着。（画外音，其中一个主持人朗读孙书记回信的节选。）

（乙出场）乙：（《爱的奉献》音乐起）人生中总是不能避免沧桑，但爱心总能给荒芜的沙漠播下新的希望；生活中总是不能一帆风顺，但爱心总能给失落的心灵以坚强的力量。爱心帮扶，传递的是爱心，营造的是希望。下面，我将要请出的这些人，他们以博大的胸怀，拳拳的爱心，为我们嘉平学校的同学们带来了新的希望！

1、首先进行的是嘉平镇人民政府梦想基金的发放，请以下20名同学依次到台上来。（20名学生在学生礼仪的带领下依次上台）

请嘉平镇党委书记施建飞，嘉平镇人民政府镇长唐晓敏、、、等5人为他们发放梦想基金。

（学生礼仪引领领导退场，学生依次退场）

2、下面进行社会爱心人士的捐赠，请以下同学依次到台上来（预先确定受助对象，如果是对学校的捐赠，由校长上台受领。）

请▲▲▲ ▲▲▲ ▲▲▲（捐赠人士）进行捐赠。（学生礼仪引领捐赠人士退场，学生退场）

乙：一滴水能反射出太阳的光辉，一份爱足以体现集体的温暖。爱心捐助是责任、也是义务，是美好的情感，更是博大的胸襟。去年嘉平镇人民政府为嘉平、月沱两校购置了管弦乐器，一年来两校的同学用心演绎，用高亢的音符奏响了伟大的中国梦。下面他们就将给我们展示他们学习的成果。

（台上嘉平学校的管弦乐队登台作准备，台下预先作好准备的月沱学校的同学演奏《小星星》）

（月沱同学演奏完之后，嘉平学校的同学继续演奏《丰收之歌》）

四、第二篇章：山里有梦

嘉平学校同学演奏完之后，其他同学退场，甲、乙出场叫住两个同学留步，进行现场采访。

（此环节预先选定两名学生，要他们写好稿子并熟记，稿子的内容主要是体现这一年来他们练习管弦乐的时候所遇到的困难，困惑，以及管弦乐所带给他们的乐趣。）

甲：同学请问你叫什么名字？（学生回答）；你喜欢管弦乐吗，能不能给我们讲讲，你在练习过程中的一些故事？（学生回答）。

是啊，在追逐梦想的过程中总会遇到困难，但是只要坚持，就有成功的希望，希望你以后继续好好练习，将来一定会成为一名出色的演奏家！

乙：同学你呢，叫什么名字？（学生回答）；那你在学习管弦乐的过程中你的爸爸妈妈支持吗，有没有遇到什么阻力？（学生回答不支持，然后讲：通过学校老师做工作和自己的坚持，现在爸爸妈妈都同意和支持了，就是学校没有专业的老师，希望能有专业老师的指导）。

孩子的教育，必须是家庭、学校、社会相互配合，共同参与才能完成，在此我们衷心希望广大家长、社会各方面都能自觉担当起教育的责任，共同促进教育事业的发展，为中华民族的伟大复兴培养更多更出色的人才！

（访谈完后，学生退场，甲乙继续留在台上）

甲：好，请我们两位同学都回到你们各自的班级里去。追梦的过程，有成功，也有失败，这需要我们每一个人都必须持之以恒，坚持不懈。我们坚信有梦就有方向，向着自己的目标一步一步勇敢的迈进，就有成功的希望。

乙：下面我将要为大家请上一位神秘嘉宾，我想大家一定猜不到她是谁。

甲：你就别卖关子了，快点告诉大家是谁吧，我都等不及了。乙：好，我告诉大家，她就是当代女诗人，鲁迅文学奖获得者傅天琳——傅奶奶！她是一名成熟于新时期的女诗人，其诗歌的语言既具有追求浅唱低吟的音乐美，也富有思想容量、泛着阵痛独语的散文美，代表作有《在孩子与世界之间》。傅奶奶呀，听说我们今天要在嘉平学校开展“梦想课堂”主题班会，一定要来看看同学们，下面我们用热烈的掌声有请傅奶奶。甲：傅奶奶，您好！非常感谢您能来到我们活动的现场，您辛苦了。傅奶奶听说您的创作之路，也不平坦，您能和我们说说您在追梦过程中的一些感悟吗，对同学们有没有什么建议？

傅天琳：（谈自己在创作过程中的困惑、挫折、艰辛、坚持）甲：是的，每个人追梦的过程都不是一帆风顺的，在我们前进的道路上有荆棘、有险滩，更有无数的诱惑，需要我们有坚定的信仰，顽强的毅力，百折不挠的精神才能最终达到梦想之巅，实现自己的人生理想。

乙：（对着甲说），你不知道呀，傅奶奶听说要到嘉平来，提前十多天就为嘉平的孩子们写了一首诗《山里娃的梦》，诗歌传到学校后，同学们都非常喜欢，早就能背诵了，下面我们就一起来听听同学们的朗诵。

（音乐起，甲乙领着傅天琳退场，丙丁两位学生主持出场领诵，台下学生齐诵）

（音乐止，朗诵完）

丙：为了切实启迪梦想，号召全市少年儿童都争“做有梦想有追求的重庆孩子”，今年以来，重庆市委宣传部、重庆市教委工委、重庆市教育委员会、重庆市总工会、共青团重庆市委在全市各区县征集青少年的梦想，并遴选出1000个梦想，为他们制作梦想大礼包。

丁：同学们你们的梦想是什么呢？说说你们的梦想，说不定等会你也会得到梦想大礼包哟。下面请我们的四位班长组织本班学生讨论，然后每班派出一个代表说说自己的梦想。

（此环节由台下的四位老师主持，分别从本班级中找出一位说出自己的梦想）

萤火虫班：XXX同学说自己的梦想是想成为歌唱家，为了当歌唱家，她还组织了一个“萤火虫”组合，今天有那么多叔叔阿姨在，她很想由她们萤火虫组合为大家唱一首歌。

（学生鼓掌，“萤火虫”组合唱一首健康向上的歌曲）硒望班：学生说自己的理想就是种出含硒丰富的大西瓜，让人们都长寿，都老不死。（学生大笑）

笋河班：讲一个催人泪下的故事。（预先征集并训练讲故事的能力）

（全场安静）

紫荆班：学生是紫荆村的人，他们村在村支书的带领下，艰苦创业，形成了不灭的紫荆精神，现在村支书虽然已经离开了人世，他想把这种紫荆精神发扬下去。

（全场安静）丁：同学们都讲得很不错，你们的梦想有的崇高、有的质朴、有的诙谐、有的感人，但不管是什么样的梦想，我们都要坚持自己的梦想，从自身实际出发，从身边的小事做起，我想我们就能实现我们的梦想。前不久我们的“绿叶义工”来到了学校，征集了好多同学的梦想，回去后，他们根据同学们的梦想制成了梦想大礼包，现在开始发放梦想大礼包喽。

下面有请：重庆市委宣传部▲▲ 发放梦想礼包。

（市委宣传部领导上台，受助学生上台，领导给学生礼包，学生给领导代上红领巾，仪式完后手拉手退场）

下面有请： ▲▲、▲▲、▲▲ 等为同学们发放梦想礼包。

（相关嘉宾上台，受助学生上台，嘉宾为学生发礼包，学生给嘉宾戴红领巾，完后，嘉宾和学生手拉手离场，主持人叫住其中一对现场采访）

丁：同学，你的梦想是什么？（学生回答），那你能打开你的梦想礼包给大家看看吗？（学生打开礼包，拿出礼物）。

丁采访嘉宾：叔叔你能说说你为什么给他准备这样的礼物吗？

（嘉宾阐述礼包的意义，例如，学生说自己的梦想是当一名解放军，而礼物是一个篮球，原来是当解放军需要强壮的身体，而打篮球就能锻炼身体，是要告诉学生要想实现自己的梦想，必须从实际出发，从身边的小事做起。）

嘉宾讲完后，主持人：嘉平学校为了更好地指导同学们树立梦想，追求梦想，实现梦想，特制定了青少年学生应该完成“梦想10件事”，“感恩10件事”，“惜福10件事”，要求大家根据自身实际，从一件一件的小事做起，积蓄力量，为最终实现梦想打下坚实的基础。

转身对台上的两人说：谢谢叔叔和▲▲同学，退场。

五、第三篇章：山中有根（音乐起，《明天我们就要毕业了》，台上四位主持人出场）（音乐渐弱）

甲：唉，王老师，你还能记起当年你小学毕业时的情景吗？ 乙：当然记得，记得我小学毕业时，我们全班同学都围着我们的班主任，哭得稀里哗啦的。

甲：那是多么纯真的一份感情啊！我小学毕业时，一直想对我的老师说声谢谢，可是因为腼腆，一直都没有说出口，现在想起来都觉得非常遗憾。

丙：再过一个月，很多同学将要告别小学生活，踏上新的学习生涯，追逐新的梦想，在此他们有着很多话想对他们的恩师说。

丁：有请毕业班的老师们，（8位老师依次上台）。有请毕业班学生代表上台（8位学生上台），面向自己的恩师站好，请你们依次说一句最想对老师说的话：

A：老师，谢谢您，是您教会我认第一个字； B：老师，谢谢您，是您教会我做第一道题；

C：老师，谢谢您，是您教会我要团结同学，孝敬长辈； D：老师，谢谢您，是您教会我跌倒了自己要勇敢地爬起来； E：老师，谢谢您，是您让我们明白我们的生活充满阳光； F：老师，谢谢您，是您告诉我生活有甜也有苦；

G：老师，谢谢您，是您告诉我坚持就是胜利，要勇敢追，不放弃；

H:老师，谢谢您，是您告诉我嘉平有我的根，无论我将来飞多高，飞多远，这里都是我永远的牵挂。

（此环节，学生要面向老师，语调要深情凝重，说完要赠给老师自己平时实践活动中收集的礼物，可以是自己种的嘉平西瓜、富硒茶叶，种的花编成的花冠，一张有老师笑容的照片等）

（老师收礼物后向学生送祝福，选1—2名老师采访）。丁：毕业，是一个沉重的动词 丙：毕业，是让人一生难忘的名词 乙：毕业，是感动时流泪的形容词

甲：也许，你曾失落昨夜梦境里一个美妙的结果；也许，你曾失落傍晚夕阳中一个斑斓的寄托„„但是，只要你不曾失落你不懈的努力，不曾失落你不断完善的自我，青春的暖风就将鼓满你生命的风帆。同学们，老师告诉大家《放心去飞》！无论你飞多远，不管你飞多高，都不要忘记这里有你的牵挂，有你的根！

乙（此时音乐响起，主持人在过门时念白，同时领唱30人上台）：终于还是走到这一天，要奔向各自的世界，没有人能取代记忆中的你，和那段青春岁月，我们曾携手并肩，用汗水和泪写下永远，放心去飞，勇敢地追，追一切未完成的梦；放心去飞，勇敢地追，说好了这一次不掉泪。

台上合唱队、8个老师和8个学生领唱，台下所有同学齐唱。

六、尾声（音乐弱）

甲：心怀梦想，翻过座座高山，便望见希望的灯塔。丙：心怀梦想，穿过崎岖山路，会抵达幸福的港湾。乙：心怀梦想，遨游知识海洋，扬帆远航搏击风浪。丁：心怀梦想，人生明媚光亮，梦想因我们而骄傲。甲：我们今天的主题班会就要结束了，在这里我想告诉大家，无论你是城里的学生还是在大山里长大的孩子，你们都是我们的未来。每一个小小的梦想，都汇聚成了明天的中国梦。在追逐梦想的过程中，会经历挫折、经历苦难、迎来阳光，让我们一步一步脚踏实地的去努力，去奋斗，去拼搏。

乙：有梦想的人是幸福的，有追求的人生是充满希望的，我们要积极践行社会主义核心价值观，做一个“爱国、敬业、诚信、友善”的追梦人。

丁：大家都把自己的梦想写到了精心准备的纸飞机上，下面请和身边的小朋友交换，互相结成梦想伙伴，请朋友们珍藏好自己小伙伴的梦想，日后再相聚，一同回忆这段美好时光。

（音乐起，《年轻的朋友再相聚》，同学们交换纸飞机）

七、结束

甲：亲爱的同学们，老师们，《山里孩子有梦想》主题班会圆满结束，再次感谢重庆市委宣传部各位领导和江津区各位领导的光临和参与。

乙：我们更要谢谢每一位同学，为梦想课堂注入正能量！六一儿童节马上到了，祝愿大家，快乐生活、全面发展、健康成长，节日快乐！

合：再见！