英语笑话或小故事 短点并带哲理

第一篇：英语笑话或小故事 短点并带哲理

英语笑话或小故事 短点并带哲理

Be Careful

What

You

Wish

For A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays,which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years,she would

give

them

one

wish

each.The wife wanted to travel around the world.The fairy waved her hand,and Boom!She had the tickets in her hand.Next,it was the husband's turn.He paused for a moment,then said shyly,“Well,I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than

me.” The fairy picked up her wand,and Boom!He was ninety.

第二篇：英语小笑话 带翻译

One day a person meet god......God suddenly decide to give the man a wish......God asked......What wishes do you have......The man thinking......Heard that cats have9 lives......Would you please give me9 lives......God said......Your wish come true......One day, the boring...Want to say one death to die......There are9 life lying on the tracks......The results of a train in the past......The man was dead......Why is this?

Because the train compartment having10day......有个人一天碰到上帝......上帝突然大发善心打算给那人一个愿望......上帝问......你有什么愿望吗......那个人想了想......听说猫都有9条命......那请您赐给我9条命吧......上帝说......你的愿望实现咯......一天，那个人闲来无聊......想说去死一死算了......反正有9条命嘛 就躺在铁轨上......结果一辆火车开过去......那人还是死了......这是为什么呢？

因为那列火车的车厢有10节......Music class the teacher played a Beethoven song

Xiao Ming asked her:“ do you understand music?”

Xiaohua:“ yes”

Xiao Ming:“ you know what teachers do in the shells?”

Xiaohua:“ piano.”

音乐课上 老师弹了一首贝多芬的曲子

小明问小华：“你懂音乐吗？”

小华：“是的”

小明：“那你知道老师在弹什麼吗？”

小华: “钢琴。”

Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?

Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run.It left fifteen minutes ago.旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗？

售票员：那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。

第三篇：小学生英语故事演讲(小笑话)

Hello,everyone,My name is XXX , XXXX is my English name.I’m in Class（班级）X，Grade（年级）X.Today I will tell you a little funny story and I hope you guys like it!It calls“a nice man”.A man is walking along the street when he sees a woman carrying a box.It is half in and half out of her car.He is a nice man, so he goes up to the woman and says, “Let give you a hand with that box, It looks very heavy.”

“That’s so kind of you, I’m having a lot of trouble with it.” the woman says.The man says, “Together we’ll soon move it.”.For a few minutes the man and the woman try their best.Soon they are tired.“Let’s rest for a minute.” the man says.A few minutes later, the man says, “let’s try again.Are you ready?” They push the box again.“one, two, three!” the man says.At last, when they are very tired, the man says, “it’s too hard, I don’t think there’s any way we can get it out of the car.”

The woman cries.“I’m trying to get it in!” Thanks for your listening!

大家好，我的名字是XXX，XXXX是我的英文名字。我是X年X班的。今天我要给你们讲一个有趣的故事，希望你们喜欢！它叫“好人”

一个男人在街上走着，他看见一个女人拿着一个箱子。箱子一半在她的车里，一半在她的车外。他是个好人，所以他走到女人跟前说：“让我帮你拿那个盒子，它看起来很重。”

“你真是太好了，这个箱子带给我很多麻烦。”女人说。男人说，“我们一起很快就会把它搬走。”几分钟后，男人和女人尽了最大的努力。很快他们就累了。“让我们休息一会儿，”男人说。

几分钟后，那个男人说：“让我们再试一次。你准备好了吗？”他们两人又推箱子了。“一，二，三！”男人说。

最后，当他们很累的时候，男人说：“太难了，我想我们没有办法把它从车里拿出来。”

女人哭了。“我想把它弄进去！“ 谢谢你的聆听！

第四篇：小学生英语故事演讲(小笑话)

A little funny story Hello,everyone,My name is Feng Qinyue, Eric is my English name.I’m a 4th grade student from Nanjing Ruijinbeicun Primary School.Today I will tell you a little funny story and i hope you guys like it!It calls“a nice man”

A man was walking along the street when he saw a woman struggling with a large box.It was half in and half out of her car.He was a nice man, so he went up to the woman and said, “Let give you a hand with that box, It looks very heavy.”

“That’s so kind of you,” the woman said.“I’m having a lot of trouble with it.I think it’s struck.” “Together we’ll soon move it.” The man said, He got into the back seat of the car and took hold of the other end of the box.He said, “And he began to push hard.”

For a few minutes the man and the woman struggled with the box.Soon they were tired.“Let’s rest for a minutes,” the man said,” I’m sorry, but it is struck.” A few minutes later, the man said, “let’s try again.Are you ready?” Both of them took hold of the box again.“one, two, three!” the man said, and they went on with their struggle.At last, when they were very tired, the man said, “you’re right, It is really struck, I don’t think there’s any way we can get it out of the car.”

The woman cried.“I’m trying to get it in!” Thanks for your thanks for your listening!

第五篇：英语短文哲理小故事

英语短文哲理小故事

----上帝的咖啡

God's Coffee

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor.Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cupstelling them to help themselves to the coffee.When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: “If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones.While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee.In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink.What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups...And then you began eyeing each other's cups.Now consider this: Life is the coffee;the jobs, money and position in society are the cups.They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of Life we live.Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us.” God brews the coffee, not the cups..........Enjoy your coffee!“The happiest people don't have the best of everything.They just make the best of everything.”Live simply.Love generously.Care deeply.Speak kindly.Leave the rest to God.Things Aren’t Always What They Seem

Two traveling angles stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.The family was rude and refused to let the angles stay in the mansion’s guestroom.Instead the angles were given a small space in the cold basement.As they made their bed in the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.When the younger angle asked why, the older angle replied, “Things aren’t always what they seem.”

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife.After sharing the little food they had the couple let the angles sleep in their bed where they could have a good night’s rest.When the sun came up the next morning the angles found the farmer and his in tears.Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.The younger angle was infuriated and asked the older angle how he could have let this happen.“The first man had everything, yet you helped him,” he accused.“The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow lie”.“Things aren’t always what they seem,” the older angle replied.“when we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall.Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn’t find it.”

“Then last night as we slept in the farmer’s bed, the angle of death came for his wife.I gave him the cow instead.Things aren’t always what they seem.