英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本

第一篇：英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本

中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本

简历封面

旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁&am#8226;路德&am#8226;金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“Ihaveadream”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为C主持人

（旁白暂停，祝英文“thisiC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。L:Yingtai，IloveyousomuchandI’llmiyousomuch.！

Z:Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry.ShaoIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouaoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.L:I’llkiyouacrothePacificOcean.Z:I’llkiyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo

旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

L:Oh,Sweetie,YintaiImiyousomuch,miyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?

Z:Listen,LiangShao.I’mcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.L:What?Pardon?

Z:BecauseI’llgetmarried.L:Married?towho?

Z:To英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的MaWencai..Heiohandsome.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花宝典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehiody.L:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Youwaitandsee.I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee.I’llkillyou!IwillkillyouinAmerica!

Z:America?YoucancometoAmerica?Hahahaha

旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。

Isaytoyoutoday,myfriends,soeventhoughwefacethedifficultiesoftodayandtomorrow,Istillhaveadream.ItisadreamdeeplyrootedintheAmericandream.Ihaveadreamthatonedaythiationwillriseupandlivesoutthetruemeaningofitscreed:　Weholdthesetruthstobeself-evident;thatallmenarecreatedequal.IhaveadreamthatonedayIwillkillZhuYingtairightinAmerica.Itisadreamthatdeeplyrootedinmyheart.Inmyheart.旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。

L:ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,huh?WhoamI?I’mLiangShao.I’mheretokillyou.Z:Liang….shao.Oh,Wencai.Heiscrazy.Hewillkillme.M:You!Getoutofhere.L:You!Getoutofhere!

M:电话来了。Hello,I’minwuhan.OkokI’llcomerightnow

Z:Pleasedon’tgo.Juststay,please.He’llkillme.M:Iknow!ButifIstay,he’llkillmebytheway..Z:Youtoldmeyouweregoodat葵花宝典?

M:Sorry,I’mnotgoodat葵花宝典.I’mjustgoodat新华字典。

Z:Oh,youliar.Justgetoutofhere！(toLiangShao)Oh,darling,youmustkillme?

L:Yes,Ihaveto.BecauseIhateyoumorethanIcaay.Z:(sing)Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP三

第二篇：四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

Take Me to Your Heart

Action

（一）旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（机场送别）

梁:Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝:I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝:I’ll kiss you from the other side.(抱走，走出几步回头再抱)

祝：This time I really should go

Action

（二）旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her parents are planing to marry her to Mawencai，but liangshanbo doesn't know it…

英母：darlingdarling…

（拉住英父）

英父：(怒气转身)No matter what you say is useless.The child's wedding can not be so hasty.英母：But dearling, Mr.Ma is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…(被父亲打断)

英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and opening-up now.We could not decide the wedding of our child.英母：Darling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death.But when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.(马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起)

马：I love Yingtai so much.It doesn't matter if you accept me or not.It doesn't matter if she loves me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.英母：Oh, Wencai，you are coming，sit down please!

马：Uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles ofMaotai ,three Benz and I have a big house and so on.I hope you will like them!If you promise the wedding, I will feel beyond happy.母 ：There is no doubt that Yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.（被父亲打断）

父：(大怒指着马）NO way!

马：Why?

英父：Since you asked me so sincerely,let me tell you.Do you know who is张国荣 and who is Yaoming? And who is Du Minjun? 马：En,…I don’t know.英父：Do you still know who I am and who you are?

马：…I don’t know.英父：What do you think of yourself? You even know nothing about modern society！（转向英母）You ask me to marry our daughter to him, how can I trust him?

英母：…I have nothing to say...马：But, aunt has accepted my 3 million dollars and presents.父：Money ？You think money can buy everything? True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollars… only 3 million dollars….（逐渐反应过味来）OK,you give me 3 million dollars and I will marry Yingtai to you(掏出钢笔来准备签字)

Action(三)

旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。)

梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much

祝: Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I love you.But I think you had better find another girl.梁: What?Pardon?

祝: Because I’ll get married.My parents wanted me to marry Ma Wencai.He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money as well as his charming appearance.梁: What are you talking about? I’ll give you some color to see see.祝：Shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, don’t be impatient, believe me.Everything will go well, everything will pass by.梁：FUCK you.I’ll kill you!I will go to America to kill you!

祝: America? You can come to America? Haha, your English is so terrible.旁:Liang Shanbo can’t face the reality that Zhu Yingtai gives up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decides to improve his English and go to America.Everyday, he reminds himself that he has a dream.梁：Today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America.It is a dream that deeply roots in my heart, in my heart.Action

（四）旁：A year later,liang Shanbo found Zhu Yingtai in America.梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know who I am.I’m here to kill you.祝: Liang….Shanbo.（转向马文才）Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.马: You!Get out of here.梁: You!Get out of here!

旁：Looking at Liang Shanbo, such a strong man he is.Ma Wencai thinks twice and finally decides to leave

.马: OK you are stronger than me.I will get out of here right now!

祝: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He will kill me.马: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..祝: You have told me that you are good at 葵花宝典?

马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典

祝: Oh, you are a big liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me?

梁: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.祝:Do you still remember when we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you would love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.梁: No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)

梁:You must be kidding me！

祝: Please believe me, you know I love you.I love you just like Lao Shu ai Da Mi.I want to marry you.梁: Really?

祝: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me！！

梁: To kill or not to kill that is a question.My god, who can tell me?

第三篇：四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）

L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 X:马文才老婆

A：旁白

A: It is said that liangshanbo and zhuyingtai came together to the Ningbo university, a famous university in the world, to study English three years ago.Liangshanbo have a passion for English and learned oral English from Professor Zhou.Liangshanbo is especially good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC„.）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE scores.On the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo.(梁祝—小提琴)L: Yingtai，take care of yourself without me.I love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！Z: I love you, too!Shanbo, I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I am back.Wait for me just for two years.L: OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side.Please wait for me honey.A：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo„„“宁波打的电话暂时无法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”

L：what’s wrong? I worry about my dear.Maybe she has no money to use, even affording the phone charge.Let me try again.At this time„„(婚纱店)L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my dear.I miss you so much, miss you every minute, every second.What are you doing now? ……Are you listening to me, my darling? Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m sorry to tell you that I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better girl.L: What? Are you kidding?„„ Why? Z: Because I’ll get married.L: Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，玉树临风的Ma Wencai.He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than 都教授.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What the hell you talking about? Are you crazy, You wait and see.I’ll give you two some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!Z: America? You can come to America? Hahaha,…..your poor English.A：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he won't be a guy in the world.So come back to NBU to learn the TOEFL and GRE.In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a dream.L: I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.A：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Zhu.In the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment of lovey-dovey.L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Remember me ?.I’m here to kill you.Z: Liang…liang.shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy now.He will kill me.M: who are you ? L: who the hell are you? M: You!Get out of here.L: You!Get out of here!Z: liang shanbo, I persuade you to go as soon as you can ,because my dear wencai is good at 葵花宝典.L;葵花宝典? I am afraid of nothing, whatever葵花宝典 or新华字典.Come on!马文才此时害怕，躲到祝英台身后。突然，电话铃响。M: take it easy.(走至角落)Hello

X: where are you? What are you doing ?with whom? M: oh darling.I’m studying in the library.I’m busy now , I will call you later.此时，许可从文才背后出现，揪住耳朵质问„„ X: you are studying? I track you all this morning!Z： wencai, who is this woman? M: em X: I’m his wife, who are you? Z: Ma wencai!M: Sorry zhu yingtai, I lied to you.I have married already and I love my wife.I can’t leave my family and go with you.I’m so sorry!Z: sorry your sister, you are a big cheater!(打马文才)X: stop!(推开祝英台)I look down upon the kind of girl like you.what a sick litter three.Don’t contact my husband anymore.(转脸面对马文才)you!go home with me!(拎走马文才)祝英台伤心落泪，转身面对梁山伯。

Z: Oh, darling, you must kill me? I know I was wrong.L: I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.Z: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.Please„„ L: No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.Z: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousand years.And that man is you.The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you！Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.L: HeHe Really? Z: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me！！L: To kill or not to killthat is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)

L: You hear.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden L：（杀了祝英台）yingtai, our love has been broken in this real world, I hope we can restart in the heaven.Yingtai, you are not alone, I’m coming!(自杀)旁白：从此，梁山伯与祝英台化为蝴蝶相亲相爱。

男：So boys, study hard in English from now on , English is important in competing nowadays.女：And girls, please don’t trust in 高富帅，合：Then lovers are able to be together in the life, not need to become two butterflies.Thank you~

第四篇：四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

《新梁祝外传》

L:梁山伯

Z:祝英台 M:马文才

旁： 英母

英父

(1)《take me to your heart》

旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（机场送别）

梁: Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！

Z祝: I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo 抱走，走出几步回头再抱

祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍

旁：when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything……..英母：darling darling。。（拉住英父）

英父： 怒气转身

No matter you Say what is useless.The child's wedding could not be so hasty.英母：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And……..被B打断

英父： I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death.But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起

马：I love yingtai so much.It's doesn't matter if you see me or not, I'm standing right there with no emotion.It's doesn't matter if you love me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.Let me embrace you or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence love ,calmness joy.英母：oh。That was you.come in.sit down please!

马：uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of maotai , three Benz and a big house In the seaside and so on.I hope you will like them!If you promise the wedding,I will feel beyond happy.母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be your , you is so handsome.打断

父：大怒指着马）NO way!马：that’s why?

英父：since you asked sincerely,let me tell you gennerously.Do you know who is张国荣, who is张曼玉 , 马：I don’t know.英父：do you know who is cristiano ronaldo, who is yao Ming, who is Tom cruise，马：I don’t know.英父：do you still know who I am and who you are now.马：I don’t know.英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing?（转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust?

英母：I have no words.马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollar and presents.父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….（逐渐反应过味来）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belong to you 掏出钢笔来准备签字

旁：a week later zhuyingtai call liangshanbo from American一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

梁: Oh, honey, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?

祝: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.梁: What? Pardon?

祝: Because I’ll get married.My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai

He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.梁: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.祝：shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, do not impatient!believe me.Everything is rapidly, everything will pass, But the past of, will become a kind of memory.梁：FUCK you。I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!

祝: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha your English is so terrible

旁：liangshanbo can’t face the reality what zhuyingtai give up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decided to improve their Enlish and went to American.everyday he always remind heself that he he have a dream.。

梁：today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident;that all men are created equal.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.旁：a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in American

梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I am.I’m here to

kill you.祝: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.M: You!Get out of here.梁: You!Get out of here!

马: OK you are stronger than me.I get out of here now!

祝: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He’ll kill me.马: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..祝: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?

马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典。

祝: Oh, you are a big liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me?

梁: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.祝: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo..梁: No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)

梁: you must be kidding me

祝: Please believe in me, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.梁: Really? 祝: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me！！

梁: To kill or not to kill is a question.my god.Who can tell me?

第五篇：大学生话剧剧本梁祝外传

梁祝外传(五人四幕)人物:1,梁山泊（简称梁）

2,祝英台（简称祝）3,白骨精 4,赵云 5,超人 故事情节： 第一幕

一声女性那个特有的尖叫“啊——————”

祝英台忙冲上场，见场上的梁山泊捂着脸在哭泣（夸张点）忙问“梁兄，怎么了？” 梁哭诉道：“英台，你说我招谁惹谁了，竟然有人来来如此残忍的伤害我这个含蕴文雅气度非凡相貌非凡才华横溢的中华好男儿。唉哟，我的脸啊！”

“Oh，my lady gaga.祝兄你咋成这样了？” 祝英台轻轻的把梁山泊的手从其脸上挪开，只见梁山泊的脸上不知被谁左脸写了个洒，右脸写了个潇，潇上还有一个叉，祝英台哈哈大笑，梁山泊见自己的爱人如此的笑话自己。怒道：“你怎么。。我，我这个含蕴文雅气度非凡相貌非凡才华横溢梁山泊去也！” 梁山泊到场边带上眼镜拿起扫把，模仿哈利波特坐上飞下场。第二幕

祝英台一曲悔意带着颤音的《在那里》进入观众视线

“在哪里，在哪里我都要找到你到你”

“梁兄，妹不再大笑江湖一笑而过你，无论你掉进大海还是天上人间我都要找到你” 祝英台深情地说表达，后唱：

“当山峰没有棱角的时候当河水不在流的时候当天地万物化为虚有”

又深情地说：

“在那旭日阳刚那春天里我定会一把抓住你找到你深深的爱狠狠地吃了你”

“含蓄文雅气度非凡相貌出众才华横溢百年难得一遇嘿嘿我的梁兄。”

这时白骨精飘上，白飘到祝英台身前，祝英台见面前有人，忙问：“这位美女请问你能看在我是柔弱无力手无寸铁貌美如花花开正艳的美女的份上，告诉我刚刚才是否有一位含蕴文雅气度非凡相貌非凡才华横溢的帅哥走过么？”

白问；“你是美女？有我美么？” 祝英台道：“比你美一点点。”白骨精嗖地从身后拿出指甲刀指着梁问：“嗯？好大的胆子敢说有人比我美！你可知道我是谁？”梁道：“难道您老就是传说中的——————修脚的！”白怒道：“what?你信不信我KO了你！” 祝英台忙求饶道：“这，这位美若仙女散的花的修脚大姐，你念在俺年少无知心灵幼小眼睛四千多度近视的份上放了我吧！”白道：“好吧，就让我们用最残酷的方式决出胜负，”两人同时把右手放在左腰旁，同时说：“石头，剪刀，布！” 祝英台胜，白说：“好吧，你胜了，再见！”白下场，马上走到场边是回头说：“别想我啊！” 祝英台用白眼看他。。白在后场探出个头来，说：“哦，忘了说，我就是货真价实的白骨精白是白骨精的白骨是白骨精的。。” 祝英台冲场下喝道：“下去，手下败将！”

第三幕

祝向前走，遇见一帅哥。祝英台见又有人忙问：“这位小帅哥请问你能看在我是一位柔弱无力手无寸铁貌美如花花开正艳的美女的份上，告诉我刚刚才是否看到有一位含蕴文雅气度非凡相貌非凡才华横溢的帅哥走过？” 赵云道：“含蕴文雅气度非凡相貌非凡才华横溢的帅哥？那不就是我么？哎，人怕出名，猪怕壮。我的粉丝就是多啊！为了社会的安定和谐，为了那些少女的幸福，我决定就接受你做我的压寨夫人吧！” 祝英台道：“真的呀！”赵云道：“蒸的？我还煮的呢，本将军就是要娶你，本和同既日生效如假包换一年保修三年包换。品质有保证。” 祝英台道：“why？”赵云道：“因为所以，科学道理！”梁道：“哦。”赵云问：“小姐还有什么要问的么？”祝英台问：“你刚才说你是将军？那个将军？”赵云道：“吾乃蜀国五虎上将常胜将军常山赵子龙是也！还有问题么？” 祝英台开始一边摸自己的下巴一边绕着圈走，数圈过后，赵云忍不住问：“干嘛呢，磨磨啊？” 祝英台继续摸下巴道：“我还有一个问题。” 赵云探过头来“恩？”“你妈贵姓啊？”赵云道：“啊，我倒！”于是赵云摇摇晃晃的下场了，祝英台若有所思的说：“哦，原来中国还有我倒这个复姓啊！”这时白骨精又探上来一个头道：“他就是传说中的赵云！”“那腻！”祝英台惊叹，“他不是赵子龙么？怎么变赵云了！我可是他的超级云粉啊！刚才竟然没要签名，哎遗撼呐！不过也还好，至少我知道了赵云他妈复姓我倒。呵呵！”

第四幕

祝英台继续走，两仰天大喝：“梁兄，你究竟在哪？”祝英台正当伤心时，背后突然传来梁山伯的声音“英台妹，我回来了”

祝英台回头一看真是自己想破头的人梁山伯，又惊又喜—— 二人漫步（慢跑+游泳式），梁山伯与祝英台手搭着手满脸的激动！梁山伯刚放开祝英台

“噼噼”两耳光打在梁山伯脸上！

“呕，我晕，英台妹为，为什么嘛？”梁山伯莫名其妙地问 “快交待你脸是怎么好地？坦白从宽抗拒从严” 祝英台审问道 “被富婆包了一夜她出钱给我整容整好——”祝英台郑重答

话还没说完“噼噼”，祝英台的耳光又要打来。

梁山伯忙举起手投降“嘿嘿”笑着解释道：“开玩笑开玩笑，像我长地这样边母猪都不要富婆怎么能看得上呢？”“我想也是，嘿嘿，老实交待” 祝英台追问道

梁山伯像搀扶老佛爷似把祝英台请坐在地上，促膝而谈

“英台妹，在我走时伤心至极，心如刀绞，万念俱灰，万感交集，生——” 还没等梁山伯把话说完祝英台就没耐烦了，又做起打耳光的姿态吓唬梁山伯。“再啰嗦小心我抽你哦！”

“直入话题直入话题，我在流浪时遇到了神医华佗，他看我含蓄文雅气度非凡相貌出众才华横溢百年难得一遇的罕世人才，于是——”

在二人谈话间另一人上场了，超人用标志性动作朝他们走来，“前面的可是梁山伯与祝英台？”二人齐答：“是啊！”超人从身后拿出一卷手纸（手纸上写着圣旨二字），超人打开后发现反了，就小声嘀咕了句：“什么素质，圣旨都写反了！”于是又调过来念道：“奉God承运，奥巴马诏曰：宣梁山伯与祝英台进宫与I一起过圣诞！钦赐！”“梁山伯，祝英台，接旨吧！”梁山伯回头问祝英台“奥巴马是什么品种的马啊？这么牛还懂得过圣诞！”祝英台回答说：“管他什么马，有端午节不过非过什么洋节的都不是什么好马！没事，不理他！我们走！”二人在《你是风儿我是沙》的音乐中下场。剩下超人，超人若有所思的想了会，从另一边下场了，嘴里念叨着：“原来奥巴马不是好马啊！”

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