第一篇：新梁祝外传英语话剧
3人英语话剧剧本<新梁祝外传>：梁山伯和祝英台也要学英语了
《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 旁：
旁：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立沈航北科学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别.Said Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai came just three years ago with the establishment of Shen North Branch of learning english.Liang Shanbo is very fond of speaking from oral English teacher learning American English, especially good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech.Zhu Yingtai bent dream to go abroad, dream some day in the future become a BBC moderator(Zhu Yingtai in the final of the TOEFL and GRE scores to be admitted to Columbia University.In Zhu Yingtai on that day, Liang eighteen bask in the Tianhe Airport and Zhu Yingtai lingering farewell.L: Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！Z: I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo 旁：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me? Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.L: What? Pardon? Z: Because I’ll get married.L: Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha 旁：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想Zhu Yingtai unprovoked betrayal deeply hurt Liang Shanbo fragile heart, he hair poison oath: do not kill Zhu Yingtai oath is not a person.So come to New Oriental College to learn the TOEFL and GRE.Of course he did not forget old certificate can offer 20 dollars.In order to be able to kill Zhu Yingtai over the oceans, to remind ourselves every day he has a dream I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident;that all men are created equal.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.旁：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。Zhu Yingtai unprovoked betrayal deeply hurt Liang Shanbo fragile heart, he hair poison oath: do not kill Zhu Yingtai oath is not a person.So come to New Oriental College to learn the TOEFL and GRE.Of course he did not forget old certificate can offer 20 dollars.In order to be able to kill Zhu Yingtai over the oceans, to remind ourselves every day he has a dream L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo.I’m here to kill you.Z: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.M: You!Get out of here.L: You!Get out of here!M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan.Ok ok I’ll come right now Z: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He’ll kill me.M: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典? M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典。Z: Oh, you liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me? L: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.Z:(sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..L: No door!(sing)Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you！Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.L: hehehe Really? Z: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me！！L: To kill or not to kill is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)L: You hear this.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)(sing)Z: 亲爱的你别杀我，杀了我你也没有好结果 L：亲爱的我也不想杀 可是大家非得要我杀
第二篇：英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本
中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本
简历封面
旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁&am#8226;路德&am#8226;金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“Ihaveadream”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为C主持人
（旁白暂停，祝英文“thisiC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。L:Yingtai，IloveyousomuchandI’llmiyousomuch.！
Z:Iloveyou,too!Don’tworry.ShaoIonlyloveyouinthiswildworld.I’llmarryyouaoonasI’mback.Waitformejustfortwoyears.L:I’llkiyouacrothePacificOcean.Z:I’llkiyoufromtheotherside.Waitforme.BoBo
旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
L:Oh,Sweetie,YintaiImiyousomuch,miyoueveryminuteeverysecond.Ohmydear.Areyoulisteningtome?
Z:Listen,LiangShao.I’mcallingtotellyouthatIlovedyou.ButIthinkyou’dbetterfindabettergirl.L:What?Pardon?
Z:BecauseI’llgetmarried.L:Married?towho?
Z:To英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的MaWencai..Heiohandsome.Sorich,evenricherthanYuMinhong.Andheisgoodat葵花宝典。IlovehismoneyandIlovehiody.L:Whatareyoutalkingabout?Youwaitandsee.I’llgiveyousomecolortoseesee.I’llkillyou!IwillkillyouinAmerica!
Z:America?YoucancometoAmerica?Hahahaha
旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和ＧＲＥ。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。
Isaytoyoutoday,myfriends,soeventhoughwefacethedifficultiesoftodayandtomorrow,Istillhaveadream.ItisadreamdeeplyrootedintheAmericandream.Ihaveadreamthatonedaythiationwillriseupandlivesoutthetruemeaningofitscreed: Weholdthesetruthstobeself-evident;thatallmenarecreatedequal.IhaveadreamthatonedayIwillkillZhuYingtairightinAmerica.Itisadreamthatdeeplyrootedinmyheart.Inmyheart.旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。
L:ZhuYingtai,longtimenosee,huh?WhoamI?I’mLiangShao.I’mheretokillyou.Z:Liang….shao.Oh,Wencai.Heiscrazy.Hewillkillme.M:You!Getoutofhere.L:You!Getoutofhere!
M:电话来了。Hello,I’minwuhan.OkokI’llcomerightnow
Z:Pleasedon’tgo.Juststay,please.He’llkillme.M:Iknow!ButifIstay,he’llkillmebytheway..Z:Youtoldmeyouweregoodat葵花宝典?
M:Sorry,I’mnotgoodat葵花宝典.I’mjustgoodat新华字典。
Z:Oh,youliar.Justgetoutofhere！(toLiangShao)Oh,darling,youmustkillme?
L:Yes,Ihaveto.BecauseIhateyoumorethanIcaay.Z:(sing)Whenwewereyoung,welistenedtotheMP三
第三篇：四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)
Take Me to Your Heart
Action
（一）旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（机场送别）
梁:Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝:I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝:I’ll kiss you from the other side.(抱走，走出几步回头再抱)
祝：This time I really should go
Action
（二）旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her parents are planing to marry her to Mawencai，but liangshanbo doesn't know it…
英母：darlingdarling…
（拉住英父）
英父：(怒气转身)No matter what you say is useless.The child's wedding can not be so hasty.英母：But dearling, Mr.Ma is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…(被父亲打断)
英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and opening-up now.We could not decide the wedding of our child.英母：Darling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death.But when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.(马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起)
马：I love Yingtai so much.It doesn't matter if you accept me or not.It doesn't matter if she loves me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.英母：Oh, Wencai，you are coming，sit down please!
马：Uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles ofMaotai ,three Benz and I have a big house and so on.I hope you will like them!If you promise the wedding, I will feel beyond happy.母 ：There is no doubt that Yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.（被父亲打断）
父：(大怒指着马）NO way!
马：Why?
英父：Since you asked me so sincerely,let me tell you.Do you know who is张国荣 and who is Yaoming? And who is Du Minjun? 马：En,…I don’t know.英父：Do you still know who I am and who you are?
马：…I don’t know.英父：What do you think of yourself? You even know nothing about modern society！（转向英母）You ask me to marry our daughter to him, how can I trust him?
英母：…I have nothing to say...马：But, aunt has accepted my 3 million dollars and presents.父：Money ？You think money can buy everything? True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollars… only 3 million dollars….（逐渐反应过味来）OK,you give me 3 million dollars and I will marry Yingtai to you(掏出钢笔来准备签字)
Action(三)
旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。)
梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much
祝: Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I love you.But I think you had better find another girl.梁: What?Pardon?
祝: Because I’ll get married.My parents wanted me to marry Ma Wencai.He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money as well as his charming appearance.梁: What are you talking about? I’ll give you some color to see see.祝：Shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, don’t be impatient, believe me.Everything will go well, everything will pass by.梁：FUCK you.I’ll kill you!I will go to America to kill you!
祝: America? You can come to America? Haha, your English is so terrible.旁:Liang Shanbo can’t face the reality that Zhu Yingtai gives up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decides to improve his English and go to America.Everyday, he reminds himself that he has a dream.梁：Today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America.It is a dream that deeply roots in my heart, in my heart.Action
（四）旁：A year later,liang Shanbo found Zhu Yingtai in America.梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know who I am.I’m here to kill you.祝: Liang….Shanbo.（转向马文才）Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.马: You!Get out of here.梁: You!Get out of here!
旁：Looking at Liang Shanbo, such a strong man he is.Ma Wencai thinks twice and finally decides to leave
.马: OK you are stronger than me.I will get out of here right now!
祝: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He will kill me.马: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..祝: You have told me that you are good at 葵花宝典?
马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典
祝: Oh, you are a big liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me?
梁: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.祝:Do you still remember when we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you would love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.梁: No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)
梁:You must be kidding me！
祝: Please believe me, you know I love you.I love you just like Lao Shu ai Da Mi.I want to marry you.梁: Really?
祝: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me！！
梁: To kill or not to kill that is a question.My god, who can tell me?
第四篇：四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)
四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）
L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 X:马文才老婆
A：旁白
A: It is said that liangshanbo and zhuyingtai came together to the Ningbo university, a famous university in the world, to study English three years ago.Liangshanbo have a passion for English and learned oral English from Professor Zhou.Liangshanbo is especially good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC„.）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE scores.On the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo.(梁祝—小提琴)L: Yingtai，take care of yourself without me.I love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！Z: I love you, too!Shanbo, I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I am back.Wait for me just for two years.L: OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side.Please wait for me honey.A：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo„„“宁波打的电话暂时无法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”
L：what’s wrong? I worry about my dear.Maybe she has no money to use, even affording the phone charge.Let me try again.At this time„„(婚纱店)L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my dear.I miss you so much, miss you every minute, every second.What are you doing now? ……Are you listening to me, my darling? Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m sorry to tell you that I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better girl.L: What? Are you kidding?„„ Why? Z: Because I’ll get married.L: Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，玉树临风的Ma Wencai.He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than 都教授.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.L: What the hell you talking about? Are you crazy, You wait and see.I’ll give you two some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!Z: America? You can come to America? Hahaha,…..your poor English.A：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he won't be a guy in the world.So come back to NBU to learn the TOEFL and GRE.In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a dream.L: I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.A：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Zhu.In the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment of lovey-dovey.L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Remember me ?.I’m here to kill you.Z: Liang…liang.shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy now.He will kill me.M: who are you ? L: who the hell are you? M: You!Get out of here.L: You!Get out of here!Z: liang shanbo, I persuade you to go as soon as you can ,because my dear wencai is good at 葵花宝典.L;葵花宝典? I am afraid of nothing, whatever葵花宝典 or新华字典.Come on!马文才此时害怕，躲到祝英台身后。突然，电话铃响。M: take it easy.(走至角落)Hello
X: where are you? What are you doing ?with whom? M: oh darling.I’m studying in the library.I’m busy now , I will call you later.此时，许可从文才背后出现，揪住耳朵质问„„ X: you are studying? I track you all this morning!Z： wencai, who is this woman? M: em X: I’m his wife, who are you? Z: Ma wencai!M: Sorry zhu yingtai, I lied to you.I have married already and I love my wife.I can’t leave my family and go with you.I’m so sorry!Z: sorry your sister, you are a big cheater!(打马文才)X: stop!(推开祝英台)I look down upon the kind of girl like you.what a sick litter three.Don’t contact my husband anymore.(转脸面对马文才)you!go home with me!(拎走马文才)祝英台伤心落泪，转身面对梁山伯。
Z: Oh, darling, you must kill me? I know I was wrong.L: I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.Z: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.Please„„ L: No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.Z: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousand years.And that man is you.The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you！Z: Please, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.L: HeHe Really? Z: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me！！L: To kill or not to killthat is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands.Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?(to kill)
L: You hear.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden L：（杀了祝英台）yingtai, our love has been broken in this real world, I hope we can restart in the heaven.Yingtai, you are not alone, I’m coming!(自杀)旁白：从此，梁山伯与祝英台化为蝴蝶相亲相爱。
男：So boys, study hard in English from now on , English is important in competing nowadays.女：And girls, please don’t trust in 高富帅，合：Then lovers are able to be together in the life, not need to become two butterflies.Thank you~
第五篇：四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)
《新梁祝外传》
L:梁山伯
Z:祝英台 M:马文才
旁： 英母
英父
(1)《take me to your heart》
旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（机场送别）
梁: Yingtai，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！
Z祝: I love you, too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo 抱走，走出几步回头再抱
祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍
旁：when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything……..英母：darling darling。。（拉住英父）
英父： 怒气转身
No matter you Say what is useless.The child's wedding could not be so hasty.英母：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And……..被B打断
英父： I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death.But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起
马：I love yingtai so much.It's doesn't matter if you see me or not, I'm standing right there with no emotion.It's doesn't matter if you love me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.Let me embrace you or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence love ,calmness joy.英母：oh。That was you.come in.sit down please!
马：uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of maotai , three Benz and a big house In the seaside and so on.I hope you will like them!If you promise the wedding,I will feel beyond happy.母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be your , you is so handsome.打断
父：大怒指着马）NO way!马：that’s why?
英父：since you asked sincerely,let me tell you gennerously.Do you know who is张国荣, who is张曼玉 , 马：I don’t know.英父：do you know who is cristiano ronaldo, who is yao Ming, who is Tom cruise，马：I don’t know.英父：do you still know who I am and who you are now.马：I don’t know.英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing?（转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust?
英母：I have no words.马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollar and presents.父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….only 3 million dollar….（逐渐反应过味来）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belong to you 掏出钢笔来准备签字
旁：a week later zhuyingtai call liangshanbo from American一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
梁: Oh, honey, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?
祝: Listen, Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.梁: What? Pardon?
祝: Because I’ll get married.My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai
He is so handsome.So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.梁: What are you talking about? You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.祝：shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, do not impatient!believe me.Everything is rapidly, everything will pass, But the past of, will become a kind of memory.梁：FUCK you。I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!
祝: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha your English is so terrible
旁：liangshanbo can’t face the reality what zhuyingtai give up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decided to improve their Enlish and went to American.everyday he always remind heself that he he have a dream.。
梁：today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident;that all men are created equal.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.旁：a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in American
梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I am.I’m here to
kill you.祝: Liang….shanbo.Oh, Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.M: You!Get out of here.梁: You!Get out of here!
马: OK you are stronger than me.I get out of here now!
祝: Please don’t go.Just stay, please.He’ll kill me.马: I know!But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..祝: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?
马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典。
祝: Oh, you are a big liar.Just get out of here！(to Liang Shanbo)Oh, darling, you must kill me?
梁: Yes, I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.祝: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo..梁: No way!Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years.That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)
梁: you must be kidding me
祝: Please believe in me, you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.梁: Really? 祝: Oh, of course.Please don’t kill me！！
梁: To kill or not to kill is a question.my god.Who can tell me?
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