英语演讲幽默开场白

第一篇：英语演讲幽默开场白

英语演讲幽默开场白

作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。

As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences.One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep.And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.创新句子：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。

作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。

As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address.When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning----especially by the program committee.幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。

演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program---and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。

过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。

I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked.And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked.And it really works.I no suffer from nervousness.Eyestrain.Yes

幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。

创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常

紧张。

我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。

Personally, I have never been conceited---and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。

创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我.我先用简单明了的英语演讲，以后我再翻译给律师听。

Let me put this into plain English.I’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注释：律师总喜欢用复杂的语言，简单的话都听不懂了。

创新句子：我的讲话有三个版本，小学生版本，中学生版本，大学生版本，你是听小学一年纪版的，还是小学二年纪版的？

如果你听过这个故事，请不要打断我，我就知道这一个故事。

If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.幽默注释：就是你知道两个故事，讲故事前也可以这么说。

创新句子：我讲个笑话，如果你们听过，也希望装做没听过，我也这样照顾你们。

演讲就象给草坪浇水，如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。

Making a speech is like watering a lawn.You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注释：有人打呼噜，有人说话，都是正常的，有四分之一观众听就不错了。

演讲开始时我们有一些共同点，你们不知道我要讲什么——我也不知道。At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common.You don’t know what I’m going to say---and neither do I.幽默句子：即兴演讲的开场白。

创新句子：我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲，我不知道我要讲点儿什么开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目，我现在少讲20分钟，我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。

Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for

television.I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注释：放着现场不看，偏要回家在电视上看。

可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因：第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者，——他们找到了。第二个原因是那个人病了，所以就打电话把我找来了。

As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two very good reasons.The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining, sophisticated---and they did.The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.幽默注释：一开始好象在说自己很牛，其实就是个临时替场。

创新句子：我认为我演讲很风趣，可为什么没人笑呢？

第二篇：英语演讲开场白

英语演讲开场白

女：Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 2010 “CCTV cup” English speaking contest, the final in yanan university.男：As we all know that this english speaking contest has become the traditional event, which takes place annually, we feel really happy and excited that we can be part of this contest.女：ye, not only because it is a good opportunity to demonstrate our abilities, but also because through this competition we can make friends from different schools, and we can benefit a lot from the contestants and the processes.男：First of all, it is my honor to introduce our guests today.女：首先要为大家介绍的是光临我们今晚比赛现场的各位嘉宾，他们是：

女：Now I have privilege to introduce our honorable judges.男：现在很荣幸的介绍我们本场比赛的评委们，他们是

女：Vice dean of school of Foreign Languages Ms.ZhangZhimin 男：延安大学外国语学院副院长 张志敏老师

女：Vice dean of school of Foreign Languages, and dean of Department of College English Ms.LiuBaining

男：延安大学外国语学院副院长，大学英语教学部主任刘百宁老师 女：Vice dean of Department of College English Mr.WangSuijuan 男：大学英语教学部副主任 王遂卷老师

女：Vice director of Research Institute of Comparative Linguistics and Cultural Studies Mr.LiuYangchun

男：延安大学中外语言文化比较研究所副所长 柳阳春老师

女：Associate professor school of Foreign Languages Ms.LiYan 男：延安大学外国语学院李艳副教授

女：Foreign teacher and our question master Theresa

男：外籍教师 Theresa

女：Our foreign teacher Alisha

男：外籍教师 Alisha

女：Welome to all of you!As well as the judges, a big welcome to the audience, wish you have a good time and enjoy yourselves.男：Now I would like to make clear the regulations for this contest.This final consists of two rounds of competition.The first round speakers are all the winners of school preliminaries.The first round of competition consists of two parts, namely prepared speech, and prompt answers.The second round speakers are all the top 10 finalists(all the 10th placers included).The second round consists of 1 part, namely impromptu speech.女：比赛分两轮进行，所有选手将进入第一轮定题演讲以及回答问题的选拔，第一轮比赛结束之后,得分列入前十名的选手将进入第二轮即兴演讲的比赛。男：At prepared speech: Contestants deliver their 3-minute prepared speeches without reference to their scripts.Contestants are obliged to determine the titles of their own speeches.This part takes up 60% of the total score.女：And at questions and answers: The question master, who must be a foreign teacher , will ask one or two questions related to the prepared speech.The time of this part is 1 minute and this part takes up 40% of the total score.At impromptu speech: The speech title is to be chosen 15 minutes before the performance of the previous contestant.The speech time is supposed to be within 2 minutes.The total score of this part is 100 points.男：在定题演讲部分，每位选手将进行3分钟的演讲，此环节占第一部分分数的60%，在提问环节中，一名外籍专家将根据演讲的相关内容提一到两个问题，选手在一分钟之内作答，此环节占第一部分分数的40%，即兴演讲部分将在选手上场前15分钟内抽取题目，演讲时间两分钟，此环节满分为100分。

女：The judging criteria depends on the content, languages and delivery.The speech is structured around a general idea.The coherence, logic, and full argument in the development of the speech are considered important as well.The speaker should speak with enthusiasm and assurance, showing contact with the audience and confidence in their reactions.男：and also, I wanna make our contestants pay attention to our time limit.15 seconds less or more than the required time is toleratd, failure to meet the requirement will result in the deduction of points.A signal will be given to the contestant by the timing person 30 seconds before the speech reaches its required time.If continue, the contestant will be stopped by a ring.女：同时提醒选手们注意比赛规则，演讲时间在正负15秒内不扣分，不足或超过的扣0.5~1分，计时员将在距规定时间30秒时举牌示意，如果选手在规定时间结束15秒后还继续演讲，计时员将按铃打断。评委老师也会酌情扣除相应的分数。

男：and I think all of us are looking forward to watching the most exciting performance, so let’s start.女：First, let’s put our hands together to welcome contestant No1 王雪from school of management, her topic is what is success

演讲完：thank you, thanks for your speeches wonderful performance we indeed have a wonderful time we really enjoy it.Time is up, please stop now, thank you exactly××minutes, thank you!

We have questions from our judges invite questions from our judges you have to answer the questions its time for your prompt answers, question master please.报分：and now let’s have a look at the score heshe has got„„ let’s take a look at the scores of contestant No„„.The final score of contestant No„„

中间环节：and now, let’s have a short breath and wait for the result.For this period, let’s welcomeinvite„„

第一轮比赛结束：ok, the first round is over and here is the rank of our contestants.The 17th is contestant No„„

男：The top ten contestants will continue finishing their

competition---impromtu speech.女：the scores that contestants got are just temperary scores, what they will perform in the next round will decide who will be the champion tonight.男：so let’s begin our most inspiring round.Ok, now let’s welcome contestant No..from„welcome!

从最后往前报：

报分：let’s take a look at the scores of contestant No„„.分两轮，the score of second round is„„

第一轮+第二轮(add...to...)(the score of first round plus the score of second round)

The final score of contestant No„„

中间环节：颁发优秀组织奖和优秀教师奖

Excellent organization prize the prize of Excellent organization

Excellent teacher prize the prize of Excellent teacher

最后颁奖：after our judges’discussion, the exciting moment is coming.Right now, what I am going to announce is the winners of moderate excellent rewards, they are...Now let’s welcome„..to confer excellent awards to our contestants.The 3rd prize winners of the competition are„„

let’s welcome„..to confer 3rd prize for the 3rd place.The winners of the 2nd prize are„„

let’s welcome„..to confer 2nd prize for the 2nd place.Who is the champion, we really wonder.Oh, heshe is „..let’s welcome„..to confer 1st prize for our champion.Congratulations!

Congratulations!Let’s have a big round of applause to our contestants for their excellent performances.女：that is the end of the“CCTV cup” English speaking contest, the final in yanan university 2010.thanks for your attention!

男：may you have a good memory and see you next time, byebye

第三篇：英语演讲开场白

如何在聊天网站打开话题

conversation starters on internet chat sites

“嗨，我在网上遭遇了各种各样的奇人。” “man, i've met some pretty weird characters online.”(八卦一下你在网上遭遇的奇人，不仅是开心的谈资，同时也打消对方的顾虑：你不是怪人。不过并不是所有人都喜欢评价别人，如果你觉得这个话题并不是你想聊的，也不要紧，你只需顺势转换话题，比如 “it takes all kinds to make a world.what are your hobbies?”这个转移话题的方法可以以此类推用到其他时候。)

“稍等一下，有些工作要做。” “brb, gotta get some work done.”(brb= be right back，稍等。这一招儿是用来搪塞让你讨厌的网友的。说完后你可以把状态设置为“离开”。类似的借口还有“brb, need to go pick up a friend”，理由越空越好，空得让他插不上话。如果太“实在”，比如 “get a phone call or go to an event”，会成为对方搭讪的入口，脸皮厚的人也许会借机跟你要电话号码或者申请加入你的活动，那就事与愿违了。)

“谢谢你倾听我的故事。和你聊天真的很开心。” “thanks for listening, i really felt at ease talking to you.”(如果你聊得开心，直白地表达吧，特别是对偶然遇见的网友。如果对方跟你这么说，你可能会有点不好意思，即使你感觉不好也不必拒绝，你可以说 “hey, no problem.feel free to look me up whenever you need to talk.”)

如何在俱乐部搭讪

conversation starters at clubs

“和朋友一起来的么？” “so who're you here with?”(通常是男生问女生，这么问其实是打探对方是不是来约会的。回答这个问题十分微妙，同样是说“我跟异性朋友一起来的”，可能会有相反的结果。如果搭讪的男生让你不感兴趣，你可以说：“oh, i'm here with a friend.he's back there.see him?”知趣的男生就会知难而退了。如果你确实是被异性约来的，但是不太情愿，而对眼前这位还颇有感觉，你可以说“oh, i shared a cab with a friend who's still dancing.would you like to get a drink?”)

“这里的酒保手艺不错。” “the bartenders here make some pretty good mojitos.”(如果你不好意思主动邀请对方喝酒，你可以这样委婉地试探，如果对方有意思，他要么让你买酒给他，或者请你喝一杯。如果你不想跟对方浪费时间，你可以用非常友好的语气说：“cool, i'll tell my friends, thanks!”)

“这通常人都这么多么？” “is it usually this crowded?”(这实际是在试探对方是不是老出来玩儿。如果你不想让别人知道你的情况，你可以说：“oh, i can still hear you/there are enough people.”接下来自我介绍吧。

第四篇：英语演讲开场白

-I will be pleased to answer any questions you may have at the end of the presentation.-Please can you save your questions till the end.-If you have any questions, I will be pleased to answer them at the end of the presentation.-there will be time at the end of the presentation to answer your questions-so please feel free to ask me anything then.-Don't hesitate to interrupt if you have a question.-Please feel free to interrupt me at any time.-Please stop me if you have any questions.-If you need clarification on any point, you're welcome to ask questions at any time.-Can I come back to that point later?

-I will be coming to that point in a minute.-That's a tricky question.-We will go into details later.But just to give you an idea of...-I am afraid there's no easy answer to that one...-Yes, that's a very good point.-Perhaps we could leave that point until the questions at the end of the presentation

-I think I said that I would answer questions at the end of the presentation---perhaps you wouldn't mind waiting until then.-I think we have time for just one more question

欢迎听众(正式)

-Welcome to our company

-I am pleased to be able to welcome you to our company...-I'd like to thank you for coming.-May I take this opportunity of thanking you for coming

欢迎听众(非正式)

-I'm glad you could all get here...-I'm glad to see so many people here.-It's GREat to be back here.-Hello again everybody.Thank you for being on time/making the effort to come today.-Welcome to X Part II.受邀请在会议上致词

-I am delighted/pleased/glad to have the opportunity to present/of making this presentation...-I am grateful for the opportunity to present...-I'd like to thank you for inviting/asking me/giving me the chance to...-Good morning/afternoon/evening ladies and gentleman

-It's my pleasant duty today to...-I've been asked to...告知演讲的话题

-the subject of my presentation is...-I shall be speaking today about...-My presentation concerns...-Today's topic is...-Today we are here to give a presentation on...-Today we are here to talk about...Before we start, I'd like you meet my team members...-A brief look at today's agenda...(告诉听众所讲内容的先后顺序)

-Before we start our presentation, let's take a brief look at the agenda...-I shall be offering a brief analysis of...-the main area that I intend to cover in this presentation is...-Take a moment and think of...-Thank you for giving me the opportunity to tell you about...告诉听众发言的长度

-During the next ten minutes, I shall...-I shall be speaking for about ten minutes...-My presentation will last for about ten minutes...-I won't take up more than ten minutes of your time...-I don't intend to speak for longer than ten minutes...-I know that time is short, so I intend to keep this brief

-I have a lot to cram in to the next ten minutes, so I'd better make a start...引起听众的兴趣

-I'm going to be speaking about something that is vitally important to all of us.-My presentation will help solve a problem that has puzzled people for years...-At the end of this presentation you will understand why this company has been so successful for so long...-I am going to be talking about a product that could double your profit margins...-the next ten minutes will change your attitude to sales and marketing...-Over the next ten minutes you are going to hear about something that will change the way your companies operate...-By the end of this presentation you will know all there is to know about...告诉听众内容要点

-there are five main aspects to this topic(...the first,...the second,...a third,...another,...the final)

-I am going to examine these topics in the following order(...first,...next,...after that,...finally)

-I've divided my talk into five parts...-I will deal with these topics in chronological order...-I'm going to start with a general overview and then focus on this particular problem(...in general,...more particularly).-I want to start with this particular topic, and then draw some more general conclusions from it(...specifically,...in a wider context).-there are(a number of)factors that may affect...-We have to take into account in any discussion of this subject, the following considerations.-We all ought to be aware of the following points.结束语

-In conclusion, I'd like to...-I'd like to finish by...-Finally...-By way of conclusion...-I hope I have made myself understood

-I hope you have found this useful

-I hope this has given you some idea/clear idea/an outline of...-Let me end by saying...-That, then was all I had to say on...-That concludes our presentation...-I hope I've managed to give you a clearer picture of...-If there are any questions, I'd be delighted to...-Thank you for your attention...-Let's break for a coffee at this point

-I am afraid that the clock is against us, so we had better stop here

-You have been a very attentive audience---thank you

第五篇：英语演讲开场白

Today, we will introduce you to the topic of homosexuality, I believe that everyone is very interested in, I am responsible for the current situation of homosexuality, I divided it into two aspects: One is the social bias against homosexuals in all aspects, the second is the psychological plight of homosexuality itself.First, let's look at the social dilemmas of homosexuals.Second, let's look at the psychological dilemma of homosexuals.Finally, I would like to say that love is love, not gender and not age，as we all know, discrimination due to ignorance, ignorance is the result of don't understand, Next, my partner will explain this.(Thank you for your listening.)