英文脱口秀作文+对话--虚拟大学“virtual university”

第一篇：英文脱口秀作文+对话--虚拟大学“virtual university”

Virtual university（虚拟大学）

A: What is virtual university? B: Virtual University? It’s seems to be a new popular ward recent years.C: Um, It refers to educated in internet, doesn’t occupy the educational resources in reality.D: And the virtual universities remain have various functions and features comparing to the traditional university.E: Great!It seems we can stay at home enjoying the higher education.A: In fact, “Distance higher Education” has existed over 100 years, but virtual university created in 1995th in US.Why? B: With the popularity of computers and networks, the teaching methods become very normal.So virtual university has developed.C: Yeah, because a total university need libraries and laboratories.D．Now, our country has virtual university too.E: Then, the students from all over the work can go to class together., A: Yes, they can even enjoy the best educational resource.B: So education becomes equal, the discuss and exchange are convince.A: The situation is not so optimistic B: Why? C：The friendship between the classmates may not become deep.D.Those students who are not conscious may have low study efficiency.E：At the time, the feedback after a class also cut back.B．But I willing to study in visual college, because it’s very convince for me to go to school, and I never worried to be late C: The teacher can not see what else I am doing when I am learned.D: I don’t think so.You also can not enjoy the feeling learning in the classroom E: The most important, your teachers don’t know whether you take the knowledge you have leaned.A: I think virtual university is a main style to the social works who want to improve their ability but have the full time.B: It means traditional university never instead of virtual.in the other words, traditional university may be lost one day? C: It’s terrible!D: But the things won’t go in this direction.Because many content can’t break away from practice.E: So, finally the traditional and virtual university has complementary advantages.

第二篇：英文脱口秀文稿

M: Oh, hello everyone and welcome to the first phase of the MD talk show.D: Yeah, He is Mark and I am Daisy, so we are MD M: Oh ,Chinese people don’t say it 妈的

D: Uh….I think your Chinese must better than English.M: Of course.D: But I think your Chinese is not so good.M: Does it must be like this? Can we talk well together? D: OK, it’s high time to our talk show.First of all, I need to ask you some questions M: Please D: Do you have girlfriend M: Oh , 屌丝 destined to lonely life.D: Are you sure

M: NO, my mother not sure D: So do you think a blind date M: Maybe later.D: If it is on TV M: uh …I think I will not D: Why.There are so many goddess on dating shows M: A good saying goes like that more beautiful, more bad D: Please repeat it again.M:Oh ,no ,Just kidding.I mean that many beautiful girl on dating show is 拖儿.D: This is just a few.M: You're too pure.Baby girl.Let's enjoy the following performances M:Hello ,everyone , There is If you are the one，I am the host，Mengfei.Let's welcome the next male guest.B: Hello, everyone, I am B, male, 24 years old, come from Nanyang of Henan province.S(to D):Woo, 高富帅 D: Do you know he is rich S: No ,I guess

M: Please tell me your declaration of love.B: I come from the countryside, no room , no car ,really no money, but I have a sincere heart.I want to be a girl here in hand, Catch her heart and never be apart.M: Guys，Well done.Below, let us listen to the female guest.Sumy S: After listening to you, I was so moved.I also want a pure love.I hope that you can pay more attention to me.M: Why do you pass on，Daisy D：I'm sorry, I don't think I suitable for such a love.M: Well, it's time to boys to choice.Please have light Sumy and Heartbeat girls , Daisy.B, if you insist on Daisy you may be rejected, or Sumy will go directly to you.Please consider carefully.S: Wait.I want to have a word with male guests said.I love you, has nothing to do with you, I'll back you up no matter who you choose.But I really want to be with you together to experience without any deviation.M:OK，The male guest please select.B: After my careful thinking, I choose Sumy, I touched her and she also touched me.I believe we will achieve our commitments.M: so wonderful, bless you.In addition you get Maldives double seven day, enjoy it.B and S: Thanks.M: This is love, this is fate, come on if you are the one, maybe she is waiting for you.台下M: This is your salary, Let it become a secret B and S: we bet.（M走后）

S: So easy to earn so much money, Mom no longer worried about my pocket money.B: Let's go to “let's date” of Hunan TV S: It’s a good idea

M: Do you still believe in it

D: Not exactly.Many boys and girls to

find the other half and then walked up to the palace of the marriage inside.M:woo，baby girl，Maybe it was just a lie D: I do not deny that there are some false things.As long as there is a little of impossible can find the love, that is worth.M: Ok.But you must know that now dating show is entertainment.Many people are not for finding true love D: True love is good, as long as with a sincere heart is not too bad.I heard a female guest hand success, but after her husband is one of her many supporters.M: Ok, There are two sides to everything D: Yeah, there is a reasonable, different people have different

views.M: This time I am agree with you D: Ok, Today's program is over.Wonderful talk show, please see the DM.Goodbye M: Bye.

第三篇：英文对话

-Tim!Two months have passed since we met the last time!Where have you been during the summer vacation?

-Oh Ken, I've been to Shanghai for the 2010 World Exposition.It's really interesting!How about you?

-I've been to Sanya and enjoyed the beautiful seaside!It is worthwhile spending the whole summer basking in the sun!

-Sounds great!Oh the bell rings.Let's go to the classroom!

英文版西方婚礼誓词

The Wedding(Tom and Mary)

Priest: Tom, will you give yourself to Mary,to be her husband,to live with her according to God’s word?

Will you love her, comfort her, honour and protect her,and,forsaking all others, be faithful to her,so long as you both shall live?

Tom: I will.Priest: Mary, will you give yourself to Tom,to be his wife,to live with him according to God’s word?

Will you love him, comfort him, honour and protect him, and,forsaking all others, be faithful to him so long as you both shall live?

Mary: I will.Priest: Families and friends,you are witnesses to these vows.Will you do everything

in your power to uphold Tom and Mary in their marriage?

All: We will.Tom: I, Tom, in the presence of God, take you, Mary,to be my wife;

to have and to hold from this day forward,for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer,in sickness and in health,to love and to cherish, so long as we both shall live.All this I vow and promise.Mary: I, Mary, in the presence of God, take you, Tom,to be my husband;

to have and to hold from this day forward,for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer,in sickness and in health,to love and to cherish, so long as we both shall live.All this I vow and promise.Priest: God of steadfast love, by your blessing,let these rings be for Tom and Mary,a symbol of their love and faithfulness through Jesus Christ our Lord.Amen.Tom: I give you this ring,as a symbol of our marriage.With all that I am and all that I have.I honour you;in the name of God.Amen.Mary: I receive this ring as a symbol of your love and faithfulness to the end of our days.Mary: I give you this ring as a symbol of our marriage.With all that I am and all that I have.I honour you;in the name of God.Amen.Tom: I receive this ring as a symbol of your love and faithfulness to the end of our days.Priest: Before God and in the presence of us all, Tom and Mary have joined hands and made their solemn vows, promising lifelong faithfulness to each other.In the name of God, I declare them to be husband and wife.What God has joined together, let no one separate.Tom and Mary: God of tenderness and strength, you have brought our paths together and led us to this day;go with us now as we travel through good times, through trouble, and through change.Bless our home, our partings and our meetings.Make us worthy of one another’s best, And tender with one another’s dreams.Amen.All: Grown our lives with your goodness;sustain us all our days with your love.Priest: Bless Tom and Mary with wisdom and pleasure.Be their friend and companion in joy, their comfort in need and in sorrow.And when this life is ended welcome them into your presence, there with all your people to praise your holy name:

All: Blessed be God;Father, Son and Holy Spirit, as in the beginning, so now, and for ever.Amen.The First Class 第一堂课

A: Today I had my first English class

B: How was it?

A: It was interesting.The teacher gave us three ways to help ourselves learn the language.First, stop talking anything except English.Then learn many complete sentences by heart.Finally, hav American friends tell us how they say things we have trouble with, and always imitate them.Notes:

by heart 默记

how they say things we have trouble with 我们感到难以表达的那些事物他们是如何表述的imitate 模仿

译文：

A：今天我上了第一堂英语课。

B：课上得怎样？

A：很在意思。老师告诉我们有三种方法可帮助我们学习语言。首先,除英语外不要用其他语言谈话。其次.背下大量完整的句子。最后请美国朋友告诉我们，我们在口语中感到困难的那些句子，他们是怎样表达的,并且要一直模仿他们。

7.Hearing and Writing 听和写

A: Tell me about your English class, Mary.B: Well, yesterday the teacher wro-te some sentences on the board.The first was “if you can't produce the sounds of a langua-ge acceptable, then you can't really hear them when other people make them”.Next he worte, “if you can't hear the sounds of a language then you probably can't write the language well.Your inadequate pronunciation contributes to making your writing

substandard.”

A: Do you think that's right?

B: I don't know, Bob.I'll tell you when the course is over.Notes

Substandasd--unacceptable, inferior

译文

A：玛丽，给我说说你们英语课。

B：好吧，昨天老师在黑板上写了一些句子。第一句话是“对于一种语言如果你不能正确地发音,那么当别人发这些音时你实际上不可能听懂。”然后他又写道“如果你听不懂一种语言的发音，你大概也不可能很好地书写这种语言。你的不合格的发音将导致你的书写也不能令人满意。”

A：你认为这对吗？

B：我不知道，鲍勃。等这门课结束时我会告诉你的。

译文：

A：今天我上了第一堂英语课。

B：课上得怎样？

A：很在意思。老师告诉我们有三种方法可帮助我们学习语言。首先,除英语外不要用其他语言谈话。其次.背下大量完整的句子。最后请美国朋友告诉我们，我们在口语中感到困难的那些句子，他们是怎样表达的,并且要一直模仿他们。

8.Learning English 学英语

A: Ralph, do me a favor, will you?

B: That all depends on what it is.A: This is the proble, I'm still having trouble with my English.The instructor suggests that I ask an American to help me by telling me how he says the things I say which just aren't English.I wanted you to be the American.B: What good'll it do? You never speak English unless you absolutely have to.I'll help you if you promise to speak noting but English all the time.A: All right.Maybe I'll do that.It's the only way I'll be able to learn English fast enough, I guess.Notes

What good'll it do?to become understandable

Grade school(美国的)小学

译文

A：拉尔夫，你知道，自从我开始所有时间都讲英语以来，我的发音有了进步，而且语法也开始理顺了。不过我不认为我能把字拼出来。

B：不是你一个人如此。我在拼音方面也有困难。当我上小学的时候，我知道哪些词是经常拼错的，但我没有学会如何拼这些词。

A：既然这么难，为什么学会准确拼音又如此重要呢？

B：因为如果你能准确无误地拼音，人家就会把你看作受到教育的人。否则，在别人眼里你是个缺乏教育的人。

第四篇：英语学院英文脱口秀策划书

英语学院英文脱口秀策划书

一、活动主题：快乐英语——英文脱口秀

二、活动目的：为了培养学生的英语学习兴趣和巩固学生对英语基础知识的掌握，同时丰富同学们的课余文化生活并增进同学之间的交流，我学习部举办一场精彩纷呈的英语脱口秀。

三、活动事项

1、活动时间：XXXX.XX.XXXX:XX—XX:XX2、活动地点：

3、活动参与班级：英语学院大一所有班级

4、活动安排

本次竞赛共分为三个环节。

第一环节---单词秀

要求：每班选择三名选手参加第一环节的比赛，每名选手有一分钟的作答时间。选手抽签决定出场次序，不得调换。在规定时间内尽可能多地回答主考官所读单词的英文或中文。

选手参赛时，对不熟悉的单词可以说PASS，所答的答案符合即得一分。读音不对、不清的不得分。按所得的分数得取名次，并记入班级总分。第二环节---口语秀

要求：每班没有参加第一环节的选手参加第二环节的比赛。每名选手抽签决定出场次序同时抽取一篇文章，并有2分钟时间做准备。在比赛时，流利地将这篇文章读出来。注意单词的发音，重音及句子的语音、语调和断句。

第三环节---猜词秀

要求：每班在四名选手中选出两名最有默契的选手组成一组进行比赛。每组选手抽签决定出场次序，在比赛中选出一组单词。一名选手看单词，然后用英文或动作（不许用中文）将这个单词解释或表演出来。另一名选手根据所看所听猜出单词，完全正确即得分。注意：其他同学不许提醒，否则视为作弊，作弊者取消成绩。

5、活动要求：各班班委积极配合，每个班级派出X个（具体人数视情况而定）同学参加脱口秀。

四、工作人员

总策划：英语学院学生会学习部

评委：英语学院团委学生会主要学生干部

嘉宾：外教

主持人：

记分员：

计时员：

活动宣传：宣传部

主办：英语学院学习部

时间：XXXX.XX.XX

第五篇：英文-面试对话

王 汉：Excuse me.my name is 王汗,i have an appointment with mr.吴顿and mr.王

霸天 at eleven.would you mind announcing me?

对不起，我叫王汗。我和王先生，吴顿先生在十一点钟有个约会，你介意帮我通报一声吗?

陶飞宇：： yes，mr.王，mr.吴，mr.赵 is expecting you.go right in.是的，王先生，吴先生，赵先生正在恭候你，请进。

王 汗：I have the pleasure of speaking to mr.王，mr.吴?

我有这份荣幸和王先生说话吗?(请问阁下是王先生吗?)

吴 顿：yes，i am mr.吴.是的，我就是吴先生

赵保研：yes, I am mr.赵是的，我是赵先生

王霸天：yes,I am mr王。是的，我就是王先生

I have read your letter of application.you don''t seem to have any working

experience.我已经看过你的 求职信 了。你似乎没有什么工作经验。王 汗: yes and no.yes，i just left college and i don''t have any working experience.however，the rigid training at my college should make up for my lack of working experience.可以说有也可以说没有。我才从学校毕业，还没有工作经验。但我在学校所受过的严格训练，应该可以弥补我工作经验的缺乏。

吴 顿：Can you sell yourself in two minutes？ Go for it.（你能在两分钟內自我推

荐吗？大胆试试吧！）

王 汗：With my qualifications and experience, I feel I am hardworking, responsible

and diligent in any project I undertake.Your organization could benefit from my analytical and interpersonal skills.(依我的资格和经验，我觉得我对所从事的每一个项目都很努力、负责、勤勉。我的分析能力和与人相处的技巧，对贵单位必有价值。)

赵保研：How do you rate yourself as a professional？(你如何评估自己是位专业人

员呢？)

王 汗：With my strong academic background, I am capable and competent.(凭借我良好的学术背景，我可以胜任自己的工作，而且我认为自己很有竞争力。）吴 顿：What do you think you are worth to us？(你怎么认为你对我们有价值呢？)王 汗：I feel I can make some positive contributions to your company in the future.(我觉得我对贵公司能做些积极性的贡献。)

王霸天：what do you expect for a starting salary?你心中理想的起薪是多少? 王 汗：： i''ll leave that to you，sir.i''m sure you know what is best for me.由阁下决定好了。我肯定您知道什么对我是最适合的吴 顿：what are your future plans，if you don''t mind my asking.你未来有什么计划?如果你不介意我这样问。

王 汗：i''m a doer，not a day dreamer.我是一个喜欢实干的人，而不是一个做白日梦的赵保研：okey，mr.王，we will let you know.王先生，我们会再通知你。王 汗：hank you，for giving me the time.i hope to see you again and soon.谢谢您给我这宝贵的时间，我希望很快能再见到您.